Two threads auto-saged is enough for me. REMEMBER GUYS! THE CCC IS ALWAYS HIRING!

http://www.ccc.ca.gov

Social services as well. Google for your local state branch, they usually hire at the state level.

I'll maybe pitch in a few more stories if people are interested, otherwise, night folks.

I'm the ex- fuckup who posted the four post speech last thread.

Unless anyone wants to know about my colossal failures with girls as a kid or some of my stories of how I became socially adept on the internet before in real life, I'm going to just watch.

rolled 77 = 77

I'd continue fucking around and posting my ugly mug, but I really do need to get to sleep. I got a game to run tomorrow.

Godspeed, /tg/. You wonderfully deep bastards.

Before this thread turns into CCC recruitment...

In responce to RAWK's post earlier, it's only because my brothers and sister and I all LOVE Sci-fi. We always try to get into science fiction things if we find them relelvent to our collective interests. Like, once our brother Licht tried to get us into Star Trek, but it never worked. We just couldn't get into the drama of it. I mean, I'm sure it's different now, and that it's gotten better (or worse, i don't know) but we couldn't get into that. And there are a lot. But Halo, I just enjoyed the Halo/Marathon series. It was a sci-fi series which my brothers, sister and I could enjoy, and so we all hold at least soem interest in the fluff of the Halo universe.

And in responce to that other person asking why I haven't gone to bed yet, it's because I JUST remembered that instance that happened like a year ago, Hikari and I went to the mall to go Christmas Shopping, and then the discussion ensued.

Now I'm really off to bed, hopefully the trails of threads that you guys make don't die by the time i wake up again.

>>3273762

girl stories please

are you still a virgin?

Well, enough of me wondering about my future. My childhood was a bit crazy.
My mother and father were both drug addicts. My grandparents adopted me. We moved up to Portland OR. When I was 5,my grandparents split up. My brother and I went with my Grandma, and over the course of 6 years we moved 22 times. I've been in every state West side of the Mississippi. Every time we found someone to live with, they ended up screwing us over and we moved again. Anyway from how I got here, in Texas my family was the only white one in the apartment complex, and every hated us for no reason, a 58 year old woman and her two grandchildren. I was always quiet, video games kept me sane during moving and I wasnt social. Anyway in the apartment complex I noticed some kids playing dodgeball. I joined in and they didnt seem to care. I bump into a young kid, he was like 7, and he falls on his bum. I help him up and aplogize. His brother, who was older then me, comes up and goes "HEY WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON MY BROTHER WHITEY!?" and socks me in the gut. My deck of pokemon cards fall out of my pocket when I hunched over, and all the kids grabbed them and scrambled. The thing was, I didnt know about racism, so it was really confusing.

Continued in a moment.

How I was made a fa/tg/uy?

It probably has to do a lot with my -shock- CHILDHOOD.

Smarter than average 1st grader etc. etc. everyone's expecting me to become some kind of nuclear physicist. Pressure etc. etc. grades start to drop when I hit the TEEN ANGSTAN GAEMS stage.
After I finally got past all the crawlan in mah skin and yiff yiff lol I discovered the Internet and got seriously into gaming.


Got on 4clovers, discovered /b/ you can guess the rest - oh my god cp what the fuck oh god why am I getting hard oh god help me I just came wow that guro pic is kinda hot what is this? /d/? Whee~

Then, of course, came tabletop gaeman, found out about /tg/, saw LCB, Chink, Gary and fell in love with the neckbeards.

IT'S LIKE THAT BAR YOU ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLE INTO BUT THEN NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.

I would post more but I am bored so I am off to scan some books.

Later /tg/

how many of you were dumber than the rest of the people in your grade?

it seems like /tg/ is full of geniuses

>>3273771
I supposed the baggage and crowed that came along with it made it impossible for me to find it anything other than antagonistic since I was in the Unreal scene at the time.

Plus UT fluff is just more fun to work with than halo's.

>>3273788

I was smarter when I was in the lower grades but only because I was a bit older than the rest of my class. Once I started getting into junior high, and high school, I was average - a bit smarter than some, but not as smart as the really bright ones.

Well, let's see...Grade school for me was shit. I didn't have many friends and I'd spend my time constantly reading while the other kids made fun of me for being asian, having glasses, reading books, (they'd also try to make me summarize the entire fucking book for them at which point I'd tell them in my grade school vocabulary to fuck off. They'd just insist that I wasn't actually reading and then make fun of me for being asian or fat, when I was a skinny motherfucker) or doing whatever else it is I'd be doing at the time.

Middle school was also a flop, since I've never really developed social skills much, due to the fact that I hated my peers. Got into a fight the first day and got punched out. Becuase I was asian and happened to dress well for day one to make a good impression. All of middle school was hell, since like I said earlier, I hated my peers. I had only a few friends and spent my time inside various teachers rooms because kids would pick on me constantly. My only consistant friend was this girl that happened to be a few inches taller than everyone else and was great at sports and punching things and being a general tomboy. Also, a jewish kid who was a Star Wars fanatic and had a bowl cut.

>>3273789
Was that you calling footie footie; does that mean you're an Ausfag too?

>>3273809
High school was more of the same except being a social retard made me an annoying faggot, and that only stopped around junior/senior year. Nothing much here either. I joined Winterguard freshman year and liked it, despite being large, somewhat fat, and a bit bad at it. Sophomore year got me into Marching Band (I was in Color Guard. Yes, with the flags and dancing) where I liked it even more (and had friends, shock. I was still an annoying faggot though) and for a short time became filipino because of how much sun I was exposed to. I took junior year off to focus on school (haha what a joke) and senior year's only highlight was Marching Band, again (And as predicted, I became filipino again. Holy shit, sun). I had friends and I was happy. Until Band ended and I eventually dropped out of high school because I had no chance of passing at all, despite how hard I tried. My only consistant friend that I liked aside from my fellow band members was this flip gamer guy and this white guy who I can't actually describe, but now is somewhat of a stoner and a metalhead, who remains to this day a great buddy of mine. We still occasionally keep in touch.

>>3273789
>Unreal tournament
>Fluff

Well shit, capt'n I always thought it was about these guys shooting rawkets up each other's tailpipes and committing M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL-s

>>3273774
Still a virgin? Fuck, I haven't even been to first base.

Okay, I'll talk about the first girl, the one I met at the weekend retreat. There was this one kid in our youth group who was a total pain in the ass, and this girl was getting fed up with him. I just made a little comment about how "If you think he's irritating, just think about those of us who have to deal with him every week." My sister thought it was a really rude thing to say, but this girl apparently thought it was funny. We started talking and hanging out for the entire week. I would find her or she would find me in the cafeteria when it was time to eat, she introduced me to her friends and I introduced her to the few people I kind of knew in the youth group.

It was... enthralling. During the free time we had, we would essentially walk around talking. When it came almost time for the group I was with to leave, we just sat there, talking. Asking each other what we were going to do. I didn't know what to say, so I said goodbye. I didn't think to ask her for anything; an e-mail address, a phone number, an instant messenger account, or anything. I just said goodbye.

And I never saw her again.

>>3273813
Come to think of it, I actually have no fucking clue how I got into being a fa/tg/uy. I wasn't interested in D&D at all growing up and the extent of my nerdery was mass amounts of the vidya

>>3273788
Lots and lots of people I know call me smart, genuis, etc. But for the most part, I think that I'm a retarded son of a bitch. See: Me dropping out of high school because I couldn't scrape by with the credits. I fit none of the smart asian sterotypes. I suck at math, and getting 4.0? Motherfucking el oh el. I'd be lucky to get a fucking 2.5

>>3273775
Anyway, several of my relatives die, including my uncle which devastates my Grandma. 4 relatives gone in 8 months. We end up moving to Colorado to help my aunt because she was expecting a baby. Later, after my aunt is stable,we end up hearing from my crazy aunt and she wanted us to move back to the Oregon Coast. We move in with her, shes batshit crazy, and we get our own place and my Grandma and Grandpa get back together, though just for financial support and not for relationship means.

You could picture how this would affect a kid. My brother got into drugs, though he got clean besides drinking and is currently engaged. I however, am the hope for my Grandma. All of her kids ended up druggies, or hating her, or other stuff. All my other siblings are kinda trash. She told me this a bit back. My Grandma, who I always picture as invincible, sobbing, thanking me for being the one that would always cooperate, and generally not be a fuckup.

It was a shock, to say the least.

My childhood was crazy. Games, be them video or traditional, helped keep me from doing what my siblings, and my Grandma's children did to handle the stress. I think it made me a stronger person today for it.

I want to do great things with my life, become a great man.

>>3273788
Nerdy games tend to do that.

>>3273788
I was probably the smartest in my class, and the youngest.

Except for my handwriting. my handwriting is absolute shit, I got straight Cs in handwriting class through elementary school.

>>3273815
there is stuff going on in the background and tidbits in the map's infos

the single player stuff like Unreal and Operation Na Pali is what I'm talking about

it's a fun setting to run a futuristic rp game in since it covers just about everything

>>3273837
>I was probably the smartest in my class.

>Except for my handwriting. my handwriting is absolute shit, I got straight Cs in handwriting class through elementary school.

If you're left handed too, sup, long lost brother.

>>3273788
I blame Oregon Trail.

>>3273837
Handwriting class? Pssh... Never needed it. All you need tae do is the vidyagame, and you're set for the motherfuckin future. I haven't even learned cursive.

My mother thought Magic: The Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons led you to Satan.

Actually, she applied the word 'demonic' to Pokemon. As a boy (at the time) that wanted to play with girls, not knowing the Poke-Rap made elementary school a boring, lonely hell for two years.

I've always been pretty mellow and had a decent relationship with my folks, so I'ma guess this is my rebellious teenage phase, roleplaying and the like.

>>3273852
Ha, fucking cursive. Come SAT time it took me like fifteen fucking minutes to get my name down in cursive. And involved some copying and bullshitting.

>>3273846
I'm right handed.

Nobody else in my family has terrible handwriting like I do, either.

And the funny thing is that I can draw decently. Not FUKKEN MASTERPIECE quality, but good enough.

>>3273849
O-o;

Though I never ever got a family over to Oregon in Oregon Trail 2. FUCKING RIVER ALWAYS KILLED ME AT THE END

Also Wolfenstein 3D. My dad's friend was an oldschool gamer, apparently.

>>3273852
I can't read cursive

>>3273852
Oh lord, cursive.

After they stopped forcing me to use cursive, I went back to printing. Hell, EVERYONE did. cursive is a fucking abortion of a writing style and I only use it to sign my name. Once I started signing my name for shit I actually had to re-learn cursive a bit.

>>3273837
I took special handwriting classes because my handwriting was undecipherable.

Funny, I always got the highest grades in art.

>>3273841
Constantly playing Doom, Duke Nukem, Unreal and a thousand other generic shootan games from the late eighties and early nineties has lead me to this conclusion: THEY'RE ALL THE SAME BUT WITH DIFFERENT OPENING TITLES.

>>3273864
Reinstalling Oregon trail nao.

i dunno, i used to freeform RP pokemon back in 4th/5th grade. Then we got a players handbook of 2nd edition and kinda bs'd the rules as we went along. then 3rd came out and we kinda played that, but stopped in favor of magic the gathering. then we went on a slight warhammer 40k bender, then went back to magic. then in highschool started dnd and that shit again.

>>3273866
Neither can I, unless it's dumbed down enough. It's a bitch to try and read my mom's handwriting.

On a related note, Sometimes, I accidently start writing cursive if I'm too lazy to pick up my pen. The sad fact is that 70% of all the extra lines are what's SUPPOSED to be there, besides the weird shit like the uppercase S and the like. Fucking School system wasting money on pointless shit...

>>3273868
I print my name on the line.

=D

These threads depress me that so many of my Brethren had such unhappy childhoods.

Mine was kinda normal. Never really bullied, smart but lazy, good friends, no girlfriend.

>>3273864
I take pride knowing that my state has killed thousands of virtual pioneers as they tried to reach it by traveling through rivers.

Also, if you're not fording the river every time, you're doing it wrong.

>>3273873
my glass of vodka tells me to rage that statement

>>3273859
FUCK, MY LONG LOST BROTHER?

>>3273884
Hey, they make you a better person. Well most of the time.

Though the thread was kinda derailed. No one had anything to say about my story.

>>3273892
BECAUSE ITS TOO SAD TO SAY ANYTHING

>>3273864
>Wolfenstein 3D

I couldn't get past the first boss. Then my dad found the super awesome secret place in that level, the one with all the health and ammo. I was scared to play the last episodes in the dark and constantly got lost. My dad completed them all and then taught me how to get past the masses of machine gun troopers.

Yeah. Fa/tg/uys with awesome dads who died and took the better half of your childhood with 'em.

>>3273897
All I know my Dad's name is Bob and he's in jail for dealing drugs. He got 25 years and I still don't think that's enough

>>3273887
So are you from Ausfalia?

>>3273817
Okay, to continue, I'll talk about the girl in my class.

There isn't much about her to say because I already said most of it before (a recap:)
>The only girl in my class that I ever really liked I never saw more than once a day for one class. I would try to talk to her and shit like that, but even then it was more pseudo-flirting (in part because I was still an intense social retard and didn't know what the fuck to do and in part because I went to a Christian private school where anything and everything fun is disallowed.) It pretty much ended up being me making funny faces at her and doing stupid stuff for her amusement, because it made me feel good when I made her smile. I was never told why, but she stopped going to our school after that year.


The rest of it, as far as I see it now, is that I've always been 'tolerated.' Very few of my classmates actually liked me, some disliked me, but most tolerated me.

It's because of this that I came to the conclusion that my relationship with her would never be anything more than doing silly shit to make her laugh. So I didn't try. I don't know much about her, really. She was just... always nice, really smart, and beautiful. Just... gorgeous. A girl from the class above me was Miss Teen USA and a girl in the class I was in was Miss Teen Ohio, so I know gorgeous girls. And I think she was more beautiful than both of them.

Again, I don't know anything. As far as I know she could be married to some chucklefuck I've never met.

>>3273897
my dad is kind lame but my grandfather is fucking awesome, and despite being 75 he doesn't seem a day over 50

>>3273908
no I'm an amerifag

>>3273887
Is that glass of Vodka also telling you to sacrifice your enemies to the Dark Gods to achieve unimaginable power and immortality?

>>3273892
Its ok! I plan to make something of my life! I got over being shy, have half a year of schooling to go, and then I can head off into this big scary world to make a spot for myself.
All I really figure I could need right now is a new job and a interesting woman.

I say that because KB Toys has gone bankrupt, and my cat is only a target of affection up to a certain point I never plan to pass.

>>3273933
A cat is fine too.

>>3273873
Meh. I had Armymen for my first real game (you'll see why I say this later). When I was 10 and in New Zealand.

My first system that I owned was the PS1. Jet Moto, demo disk, this one old helicopter top-down game with extreme cold war overtones (forget the name of it, but what scant fluff that there was was kinda cool), and about it. No more games, never even thought about renting, no memory card.

I think the lack of a memory card made me go insane back then. I never finished those games ;_;.

But, in New Zealand, there was this one store that you could buy time for to get on their PCs and stuff. I was exposed to the wonders of UT, SC, and CounterStrike on those wonderous god machines... Also the Sims and AoE II were on the PCs at the PC supply stores, where me and a friend would get on.

My first PC that I knew what to do with (how does I CONNECT TO INTERNET!? We didn't have internet until I was 8, but we had a Windows 95. That my dad stole for his own work purposes. never explained why he needed the third one. Did I mention I spent hours once in a while trying to connect to the internet when we didn't even have a cable connected into the PC? Goddamn I was so stupid then...) was a Microsoft 3.0 upgraded to a 95. I tried putting The Sims on it. Dreams were shattered as I couldn't comprehend I needed 166 more Megahertz of Ram, nor how to get such valuable technology in my shit-can of a computer.

After we got back to the States, I found the wonders of the internet, finally. With the use of a Windows ME computer, 900 USD. Later, I bought MOH:AA, in order to get myself away from the previous wrecks at attempting to get into videogames. Finally, I found my calling.

yeah, I think my life was fucked up because of this shit. Goddamn I blarbed all over this.

>>3273818 here.
While we're on the topic of love, or at least some of us are, I've never had a crush on a girl, nor have I fallen in love with one. I also know for sure I'm not gay. Where this puts me, I have no fucking clue.

>>3273897
You're fucking lucky. I couldn't find the entrance to the first level. I found it once, but then I didn't know what to do.

I was 6 years old.

>>3273943
Erm... I meant the exit to the first level.

>>3273869
Same here, but for some reason, after the 3rd session, they stopped.

Don't know what happened to this day.

>>3273924
no, that would be cliche and boring, it's telling me that my the honor of my shockrifle and biorifle have been sullied and that I must redeem them with gratuitous violence!

Hey, /v/, while were at the topic of your first vidya game, does someone know the name of an (old) plane fighter game that should fit this description:

You fly in this desert type of terrain, shooting bullets, ocasionally flying through tunnels where you can shoots the lights. THEN SUDDENLY THERE'S THIS HUEG TOWER THAT LOOKS LIKE A COBRA AND SHOOTS AT YOU!

I know that ain't the most accurate description but that's all I can remember.

That and also: Digger. Fuck year, Digger.

This thread has made me intensely sad.

>>3273937
Oh, hmmh. Need some more explainin'/fixin'.

Errata:

I don't think we ever had internet when I was in the first place I lived. I think I did for a little bit, though. Then we moved when I was 8 years old to New Zealand.

After 2 years, I came back to Washington State, whereupon I exercised my relatively greater intellect to get the idea that I needed to somehow get plugged into the wall. Hense Comcast broadband. I never felt so happy when we got that.

End errata.

>>3273913
My dad tried to teach me a family trade but instead of metal smithing he was a civil engineer.

"HEY SON WAKEUP IT'S 6AM IT'S TIME TO LAY SOME REBAR"

After 20 odd years I have enough basic skills in electronics, carpentry and mechanics to be roughly equivalent to your average mexican handiman.

>>3273965
That still sounds kind of heretical to me. Instagib on or off?

>>3273979
My Dad was doing stuff in economics, specifically real estate. Got his Ph.D. in Shopping mall layouts or something.

;_;

>>3273972
Cheer up. Being sad is alright, but letting it hinder yourself does nothing but keep yourself from moving on in life.

>>3273991
Yeah. My dad the civil engineer was also the Vietnam army ranger captain and border patrol agent for 25 years. I got a skill set growing up that can best be described as "post apocalyptic survival package"

I don't think he was very happy I went into social service as a career choice.

>>3273937
>>3273978

>>3273864
>>3273943


Damn, I must be getting tired or something...

>>3274002
Lol. My dad was protesting the war in College at that time. He also was the captain on the Ski team. Won first place for something, then broke it years later.

I'd suppose that makes your dad Bill and my Dad the white version of Louis?

>>3273999
Why? I have a dead end job, no girlfriend, my family won't answer my calls anymore, no friends except a few people I play with online. All I have is pretending to be somebody else. What part of that is meant to cheer me up?

>>3273981
If i wanted that silly orange thing I would have instagib rifle

>>3273979
ouch, and the mexican is far more likely to get hired since they can get away with paying him less

>>3274015
Callous comment ahead:

You have nowhere to go but up.

>>3274012

Bingo. He's 63 years old but I have no doubt he can still kick my ass.

>>3274017
Pretty much, my education and grasp of English and general ability to protest being treated like shit disqualifies me from countless jobs. On the other hand, my grasp of spanish has led to be the overseer redneck white guy that's directing the mexicans around. It's a decently way to make side cash.

Hopefully I can pawn my current experience in social services into a better job, although I'm not sure how to put things like "can spot a black man attempting to hide from me in the dark" onto a resume.

("Experienced in dialouging with numerous individuals from colorful backgrounds in a variety of different and challenging situations")

>>3274022
Not true. Things can get worse much easier than they can get better, and some people do not have the opportunity to change this, regardless of what you think.

>>3273911
I guess nobody's really interested, but a request is a request and I'll finish up with my last girl fuck up. (I don't count the internet girl as a fuck up because we're together right now.)

On a mission's trip to Mexico, I met a girl... well, she wasn't much of a looker but we had a lot of similar interests. She enjoyed describing a bunch of... well, I can only describe it as intensely weird stuff that she and her siblings do, something with videos or something and the internet. I listened, but didn't really care. Of the girls I fucked up with she wasn't really the worst because I wasn't really interested after a while anyways.

I think a story about me must have scared her off. Basically, I was intensely constipated for the first half of the week (which was good, considering that half the people didn't understand the concept that THE PIPES IN MEXICO ARE FUCKING SMALL AND YOU CAN'T FLUSH TOILET PAPER and the toilets never frigging worked. But a few days into it, I took a massive dump. I mean the biggest fucking dump I had ever taken. It was legendary.

So legendary, that a year later my dump is apparently still a story at the orphanage. It was so huge it wouldn't fit in the pipes and I had to scoop it out of the toilet and bury it near the bathrooms.

Like seriously, one of the pastors actually came up to me and told me that, and then helped me. It was hilarious.

>>3274053
That depends on how much you're willing to expend.

>>3274053
And how do you know you're one of those people that can't change it? Keep trying until you die. Hell of a lot better than just giving up. You don't live in some third world country, so you probably have more of a chance than you think.

>>3274015
Then work towards bettering yourself? Think complaining about any of that will help fix it?
Clean yourself up a bit if you need it, and get out and start networking. This can lead towards meeting new people, making friends, and job opportunities.
Or you could join a branch of the military to get yourself into shape, make some money doing it, and boost your self esteem.

Whatever you do, do something. Getting trapped in a rut is what can easily ruin lives.

>>3274054
>legendary dump

>>3274072
Hey, look at it this way, he actually produced something of note. How many fa/tg/uys can say that?

>>3274072
Seriously though, earlier this year a guy who goes back every year told me that they still remember it.

>>3274060
I'm a disabled man who was forced to drop out of high school thanks to other people, can't get a job anywhere near me, has no method to support himself, and has no friends, all thanks to someone else's meddling in my situation. Family's on the opposite side of the country, so getting to them would mean travelling 1.4k miles.

Some of us are already in a rut. Don't kid yourself into thinking that doing something is always an option; sometimes that option is riskier than trying to wait it out.

>>3274077
In my senior year of Marching Band, my school (Independence) was at the state championships, and if my memory serves me correctly, we placed 4th place out of the entire state, which is pretty fucking impressive, seeing as our band isn't that large. Just as a random note: Marching on AstroTurf fucking sucks, especially when it rains. ESPECIALLY when you're in guard and have to do fancy ass fucking footwork and flagwork as the same time.

>>3274083
That story is hilarious. And kinda wierd. But mostly hilarious.

>>3274100
I know, it's fucking hilarious. Most memorable story I have from that week in Mexico, even more so than the guy I met who pants on kitchen tile with two broken fingers, oil-based paints, and twisted up pieces of tissue paper.

And I acttually

>>3274112
Dude, your post is incoherent and randomly cuts off, did you invoke Candlejack or get eaten by a gru

>>3274112
Shoot, I forgot what else I was gonna say for a second.

And I actually was part of a really fucking epic high school band. At least, while we had the greatest band teacher I've ever had.

>>3274097
Men spend their whole lives waiting, as if in a sleep. Pretending that this isn't their life that it's the life of somebody else. Then one day they are lying on their death bed and they realize that it was their life, and now it's gone and it'll never be back. Millions living out their lives as if in a dream like state, their life drifting away in the wind as they waste their time on meaningless drivel.

>>3274126
says the man posting on 4chan

Well. I'm out. Maybe I'll get something on Abiogenesis (if people still remember that shit) cracked out in a month or something.

;_;. so bloody long for me to get to work...

>>3274126
You just took that from Kaiji.

>>3274126
This was my childhood. No way out of it because of where I was.

There's a reason I'm interested in neural uploading, by the way.

>>3274147
"Someday I'll be a sexy omnisexual ninja assassin stripper having sex with myself in cyberspace"

great thread even tho it doesnt help my depression

Rage against the dying light /tg/

>>3274165
I'd buy that for a dollar.

Not traumatised, just brain-damaged.

When I was at school, I used to wear a big rucksack every day instead of those gay arm-bags that all the cool kids wore. A friend once swung me around by it and then lost his grip, I went flying, landed on my side, couldn't be arsed to get up because I was laughing too hard. A teacher came over and WOAHMG HE'S GOT SPINE DAMAGE CALL THE PARAMEDICS

Two hours later, the doctor took one look at me and told me I was fine and I could go home.

I got most of the day off because my teachers were idiots. Awesome.

>>3274187
Oh yeah, I also once tripped over the edge of a flowerbed border while running and flew six feet. I was eight at the time. It was fun.

I like RPGs and I like a forum that lets me verbally abuse people without banning me. Nobody else would take me so here I am. Not traumatized or any overly dramatic wankfest.

>>3274191
And then there was the time I was climbing out of my window and the FUCKING HANDLE SNAPPED OFF and I ended up falling head-first backwards onto the floor with a really big thud. My friend thought that was hilarious.

And the time I broke a chair just by saying "Cheese". I Am Not Making This Up.

>>3274197
story, nao

>>3274203
That's pretty much all there is to it. I was sitting on a shitty plastic office chair and leaning back on it, like you're not supposed to do. I said "cheese" for some reason.

CRACK

One of the "legs" that the casters are mounted on snapped straight through and the whole thing tipped over and dumped me on the floor.

>>3274207
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE INSULTED THE CHAIR'S MACHINE SPIRIT, MA-AN!

Now that I'm done with my girl fuckups, I'm willing to tell about the girl I met on the internet that I'm technically "with" right now, albeit in a complicated situation.

4/4 anons agree that it's one of the biggest d'awwwfests they've ever seen.

>>3274221
If anyone is interested, that is.

>>3274221
15/4 anons also agree that you've never met the girl and are, in fact, speaking out of your figurative ass.

>>3274228
True enough, I've never actually met her face to face.

I would've driven over there and visited her last week if it weren't for said situation.

>>3274236

Nah, I meant that there's no girl, you've never met her on the internet either. Admit it, there's no adorable woman in your life. You're alone and unloved. We both know it.

One of my parents was a troll. Luckily, it was the female parent, so it was just "amusing" mind games and gaslighting instead of the rapes and beatings that some male troll parents like to hand out.

>>3274248
A series of posts on a chatboard, countless AIM logs, a two hour long phone call and several video chats would say otherwise.

But whatever you want to believe, my friend.

>>3274253
Pics or it didn't happen.

I have lots of friends, and i'm not a virging.

Used to have a couple of girlfriends when I was 15 or so, now i'm like meh (i'm 22).

Last year, my sister and his boyfriend, invited me to a session of d&d. I liked it, so i started playing, less than a year ago =D

>>3274269
I had a feeling this would come up. Woe, for I am defeated. She just got her webcam five days ago and I got mine three days ago, just had our first back-and-forth webcam chat yesterday, and I haven't thought to take any screenshots.

>>3274253

Ah. Well, then there is indeed a girl, but she will either be a whore, a bitch, or only after your money, which overlaps with the whore. Trust me, it always goes like that, sadly. Unless the man is only after some ass or HER money for a change. This won't end well, you might as well admit it now.

>>3274281

Lol nevermind. So you only allegedly have proof. So fuck that, there's no girl.

>>3274284
Whatever your cynicism would bring you to believe, bro.

>>3274288
Fine then. I've got a picture of her, but it's old and shitty.

>>3274301
Looks like a girly man, or an ugly girl with no chest.

>>3274301

And just taken from the internet, too.

>>3274302
I don't know how fucking old it is, but it's years. She's barely legal now and she wasn't when that picture was taken, of course she's flat.

>>3274307
Proof or gtfo, faggot.

>>3274250
I like your view of things.

>>3274301
I just fapped and came to that picture.

>>3274311

That's not how it works. How it works is that subject A claims that he has managed to court a female Homo Sapiens succesfully. Subjects B through T dispute the claim, upon when subject A has to vehemently provide proof of the mentioned female and the succesful courting. Subjects B through T do not need to provide proof for their claims of subject A's proof being false.
Meanwhile, subjects U through Z are inserting fingers into their nasal cavities and anal tracts and alternating between them.

Let's do this by the books, shall we?

>>3274346
Cool story bro.

>>3274346
Except I provided proof. You need to either have some way of solidly disproving my proof, or gtfo.

>>3274343
Really? I'm attracted to the girl and can't even manage to do that. Bravo.

>>3274346
Hey there. Finished TTGL yet? How did you like it?

>>3274343

I tried, but couldn't.

>>3274351

I did. The next day after I started watching, actually. Then I watched it again. Shit was so cash.

>>3274343
>She's barely legal now and she wasn't when that picture was taken, of course she's flat.
>wasn't legal when that was taken
Nice pedophilia there, dude.

My parents have forgotten me on four separate occasions.

Twice they did not realize I needed to be picked up from locations (after dark I might add) and left me miles from home in unfamiliar neighborhoods for several hours.

One morning my alarm clock did not go off on a school day. They forgot to check my room to see if I had left the house and did not realize it until I got up to use the restroom.

The forgot my 21st birthday. I got nothing, not even a shitty store bought cake.

>>3274366
I think my parents have forgotten me three times; once in the church parking lot (they both thought the other one had me with them) once at home when I needed to go to a soccer game, and once at a soccer field when it was time to go home.

My parents brought me up watching the original Star Trek, Adam West Batman, and Star Wars. The original three, back before there were the special editions. Those weren't around until I was eight or so...

So anyways, even back then I was roleplaying. Every kid did, if you think about it, but I loved doing that. Playing "Littlefoot" (Land before Time), TMNT, that sort of thing. Everyone picked a character and we'd play. I think we finally stopped some time after "The Lion King" came out.

From there, you should know where I'm going immediately. My favorite movie was Robin Hood, favorite show was Road Rovers, favorite game was Starfox, and I loved any show with anthropomorphic protagonists in it. Street Sharks, Gargoyles, everything. So, when I was twelve and I finally got the internet in my own room, I almost immediately googled for "naked animal people porn" and found FurNation.com.

So yeah, I've been a furry/xenophile since way back then.

Around that time my friends started playing Warhammer 40k. I got my first space marine army back then, painted them shiny blue and called them the "Sapphire Angels, a Dark Angels successor chapter" (I was twelve, gimme a break.) A year later I played my first D&D 3.0 gaming session, etc.

High school didn't see much action from me in terms of traditional games, but I RP'd on a variety of mucks, from Achaea to Tapestries and took refuge in whatever part of the latter's I could find that wasn't just "yiff yiff lol" and actually had an ongoing storyline. Pleasantly surprised by the Temple of Divinity there, I've played the same character there for six years now.

Wait, I just remembered, we did have a game of After the Bomb one year during lunch, which RIFTS fans will tell you is the post apocalyptic variant of the TMNT RPG. Fun stuff.

Once I hit college though, I got back into Warhammer, started collecting my new Tau army (Still a bit unfinished, still needs piranhas and another devilfish), started playing 3.5, WoD and eventually GURPS, and finally found /tg/.

That's my story, anyways. I come here for fun, for a laugh, sometimes to troll with furry stuff. I was the anon that started the whole sergal thing here, as well as responsible for some of those "Dragonborn" threads back in the summer.

>I was the anon that started the whole sergal thing here, as well as responsible for some of those "Dragonborn" threads back in the summer.
You sick bastard.

>>3274539
>xenophile

This. Anything exotic is good for me.

>>3273817
TRACK DOWN THIS WOMAN YOU FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCK

>>3274541
So, is After the Bomb playable?

Got into 40k after talking with a mate about a vidya game I'd seen an article about that was inproduction for the Megadrive called Aspect Warrior. He collected Orks. That year my B-day present was Codex Eldar. Another mate of mine played Fantasy and after spending a glorious summer listening to Snoop Dogg and reading back issues of White Dwarf round his I started an Undead army. That is pretty much it; I dabbled with LARP a few years back but then took on a 60+ hour per week job, which put the kibosh on that sadly.

I think I know the exact moment where my life started to go downhill.

Ten years ago. That was when I started to become this apathetic husk of a fa/tg/uy. And I don't even know what caused it, but I started acting like a twat then too.

And it only got worse.

Fuck.

>>3274605
Yeah, if you don't take it too seriously.

>>3274557
fuck you sergals are awesome

>>3274685
Cool. I want to try out Tapestries, but their anti-human policy makes me rage.

>>3274721
Be an elf.

I think one of the things that influenced my neckbeardery was when some corpulent fundamentalist was yammering on to my aunt about how Harry Potter and D&D were the devil. MY NECKBEARD IS FOUNDED IN SPITEFUL RAGE!

>>3274752
It sounds like they tolerate elves the same way the south tolerated nigras in the 50's. Whatever. Show of hands for HellMOO?

>>3273775
Whoa, I live next to Portland.