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Continuation Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)21:32 No.3144112

Hurf durf, sometimes you forget not everyone's on the West Coast.

>>	Abaddon 12/09/08(Tue)21:39 No.3144144 HURRA ITS THE BEST PART OF THE DAY

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:43 No.3144161 FUCK YEA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAY

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:45 No.3144175 I shall begin my continuous mashing of my F5 button

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:46 No.3144182 WHAT!?! There's an East Coast?

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:50 No.3144199 Oh, this looks promising.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)21:51 No.3144205 File :1228877513.png-(21 KB, 500x500, drew23.png) >>3144112 "Hey King!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:52 No.3144215 OH MY GOD

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:54 No.3144221 HOLY SHIT. DREW.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:55 No.3144233 >>3144112 Awesome, just in time for me to tag this thread before sleeping. Sometimes you forget that not everyone lives in heathen timezones.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:56 No.3144238 File :1228877774.gif-(15 KB, 275x300, slowpoke.gif) >>3144215 >>3144221 Did you fucking miss the thread last night?

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)21:59 No.3144259 >>3144233 It's 3am in Scotland, but do you see me complaining? Nope. I'm stayin' up for Drew.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)21:59 No.3144260 File :1228877997.png-(19 KB, 500x500, drew24.png) Thread from earlier: >>3136974 "FOUL ABBERRATION!! My city has been sieged a dozen times- and not once have the outer walls been breached! I will destroy you myself for this affront!"

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:04 No.3144280 File :1228878240.png-(20 KB, 500x500, drew25.png) >>3144260 "Whoa-- holy crap-- like really? I must be doing well! I mean, this is my first siege and all. I was so nervous, who knew it would be so easy?"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:04 No.3144283 >>3144238 Some people do have lives outside of /tg/

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:12 No.3144331 >>3144280 Looks like Drew's doing well for himself. At this rate, he'll be able to get back to his castle in no time, I'm sure! :D

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:12 No.3144332 >>3144283 Lies. Filthy neckbearded lies.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:13 No.3144342 File :1228878808.png-(25 KB, 500x500, drew26.png) >>3144280

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:21 No.3144376 File :1228879290.png-(19 KB, 500x500, drew27.png) >>3144342 "Now, whelp, do you know why they call me the Barbarian King?!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:23 No.3144391 >>3144376 3:<

>>	Devil 12/09/08(Tue)22:24 No.3144397 File :1228879464.jpg-(32 KB, 391x517, poopedalittle.jpg) >>3144376 Oh shit..

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:26 No.3144407 File :1228879615.png-(13 KB, 500x500, drew28.png) >>3144376 "I didn't know you were called that in the first place."

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:32 No.3144427 File :1228879933.png-(22 KB, 500x500, drew29.png) >>3144407 "Why the fuck are you being so difficult?! TAKE A FUCKING GUESS!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:33 No.3144437 Fuck yeah, you drew a lich! Doing funny stuff!

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:33 No.3144445 File :1228880034.png-(13 KB, 500x500, drew30.png) >>3144427 "Because you're really ang--"

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:41 No.3144487 File :1228880492.png-(21 KB, 500x500, drew31.png) >>3144445 "Close enough!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:47 No.3144516 >>3144487 OH GOD, IS HE ALRIGHT?

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:48 No.3144518 ...Where's the other Drawfag? Is Drew the only one tonight?

>>	Arcbound 12/09/08(Tue)22:49 No.3144523 >>3144487 ...RIP HIS SKELETON OUT AND DANCE ON HIS MEATY CORPSE.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:50 No.3144527 File :1228881019.png-(11 KB, 500x500, drew32.png) >>3144487 "Alright King, I've prepared a spell especially for you."

>>	No Man 12/09/08(Tue)22:52 No.3144540 >>3144527 BALEFUL POLYMORPH! COME ON, BALEFUL POLYMORPH!

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:52 No.3144542 >>3144527 D'awww, he's cute when he's angry.

>>	Devil 12/09/08(Tue)22:54 No.3144549 File :1228881254.gif-(997 KB, 269x201, gore 1223790598320.gif) >>3144487 CRAP it's good that he doesn't have organs, right? That would... look weird.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 12/09/08(Tue)22:54 No.3144553 IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING DREW. FUCK YEAR!

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)22:57 No.3144568 >>3144407 >>3144445 >>3144280 >>3144205 Look out Drew! The door guard is getting away. It wouldn't be very evil if you let him live. Oh, and he might fuck your shit up somehow. Best to enervate now and ask questions later.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)22:58 No.3144572 File :1228881524.png-(33 KB, 500x500, drew33.png) >>3144527

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:03 No.3144595 >>3144342 sup lord genome

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:04 No.3144598 File :1228881877.png-(21 KB, 500x500, drew34.png) >>3144572 "Congratulations gentlemen, you're the first to witness 'Drew's Organ Sphere'. "

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:05 No.3144607 File :1228881949.gif-(186 KB, 500x375, clap clap.gif) >>3144598

>>	Arcbound 12/09/08(Tue)23:06 No.3144611 >>3144572 Aww... No skeleton?

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:07 No.3144614 >>3144611 Not anymore.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:07 No.3144618 File :1228882059.png-(13 KB, 500x500, drew35.png) >>3144598 "You... you... !!" "It's alright, you can say it. I've been waiting for this moment."

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:08 No.3144620 >>3144598 Oh god I think he's still alive oh god kill it.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:08 No.3144622 >>3144598 AWESOME.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:09 No.3144627 >>3144598 Whoa shit what

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:10 No.3144628 >>3144598 It's a historic event. They should mark their calendars.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:13 No.3144655 File :1228882425.png-(22 KB, 500x500, drew36.png) >>3144618 "All hail the new king- overthrower of the tyrannical Omar the Castle Fucker- KING DREW!!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:15 No.3144659 >>3144655 I half-saw this coming.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:16 No.3144668 >>3144655 EVEN DURING YOUR EVIL ACTS G O O D !

>>	Abaddon 12/09/08(Tue)23:17 No.3144673 >>3144655 looks like we have the same track record

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:17 No.3144674 >>3144655 Oh wow, I can't stop laughing.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:19 No.3144677 File :1228882749.png-(18 KB, 500x500, drew37.png) >>3144655 "I suffered even worse beatings under King Omar! I love King Drew, he can smash me with doors whenever he wants!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:22 No.3144689 >>3144655 See! This is why you have to craft spells with an [evil] descriptor.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:23 No.3144698 File :1228883037.png-(15 KB, 500x500, drew38.png) >>3144677 "King Omar gave all the women in the city syphilis and poisons our drinking water! Drew is our savior!"

Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:26 No.3144705

Wait, when did this start again?! Last I saw this was way way back in the last days of summer, where Drew was still trying to be evil, only then his girlfriend blackguard left him and...I think I missed the rest.

Quick, someone point me to where I can catch up!

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:28 No.3144712 >>3144705 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3136974/

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:28 No.3144713 File :1228883301.png-(16 KB, 500x500, drew39.png) >>3144698 "King Omar closed all the Hot Topics in the city. But the pumpkin king is here to save us all! He rocks!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:29 No.3144715 >>3144705 From January: Drew 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1092796 Drew 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1098288 Drew 3 (from last night): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3136974 This one is the 4th

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:30 No.3144720 >>3144655 Aww. Don't worry Drew, there's always next time.

>>	Lazy DM V !vONhvIg88o 12/09/08(Tue)23:31 No.3144725 Wait, what happened to his party? Or is this like one of those Conan stories, wildly jumping around in time?

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:31 No.3144726 >>3144549 Sorry to interrupt the festivities but may I ask where this Gif is from?

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:31 No.3144731 >>3144725 Hopefully they died against the guards on the way in.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:32 No.3144736 File :1228883557.png-(22 KB, 500x500, drew40.png) >>3144713 "WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I have destroyed my greatest teacher!"

>>	Devil 12/09/08(Tue)23:36 No.3144752 >>3144715 Thanks

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:37 No.3144755 File :1228883826.png-(15 KB, 500x500, drew41.png) >>3144736 "Don't worry, Drew. This is only the beginning of my brilliant plan. Are you ready for one of the greatest single acts of evil in all time?"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:40 No.3144766 >>3144755 Haha! I get it. Well played, Sir Elf.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:43 No.3144784 >>3144755 Looks like that elf's put on his rape face.

EXALTED! Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 12/09/08(Tue)23:44 No.3144791
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THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST THREAD AT THE MOMENT.

PIC RELATED AS TO THE CURRENT FACE I'M MAKING.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, THIS IS SOME FUCKING AWESOME SHIT.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:45 No.3144793 File :1228884315.png-(12 KB, 500x500, drew42.png) >>3144755 3 MONTHS LATER. "Greetings my adoring public!"

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:45 No.3144795 Drew is easily one of the best things to ever happen to /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:47 No.3144809 >>3144795 Definitely in the top 2.

>>	Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 12/09/08(Tue)23:52 No.3144833 >>3144809 2? What the fuck is the first one in your book?

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:52 No.3144838 File :1228884777.png-(31 KB, 500x500, drew43.png) >>3144793

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:53 No.3144840 >>3144833 Cultist-chan

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:54 No.3144852 >>3144833 Drew. I am just being difficult.

>>	Anonymous 12/09/08(Tue)23:55 No.3144857 >>3144840 8/10, Possibly higher.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:58 No.3144869 File :1228885084.png-(11 KB, 500x500, drew44.png) >>3144838 "I have served you to the best of my ability, my loyal subjects. I have only one thing to ask of you: Would you give your life for your king?"

>>	Drew the Lich 12/09/08(Tue)23:58 No.3144872 File :1228885125.png-(31 KB, 500x500, drew45.png) >>3144869

>>	Christmas Ape 12/09/08(Tue)23:58 No.3144873 >>3144857 Don't be daft. There is a genuine community of support for our snaggle-toothed servant of the Ruinous Powers. Assuming people who say so are trolling casts you as reactionary, new, and a little dumb.

>>	подметно 12/09/08(Tue)23:59 No.3144883 >>3144869 oh man oh man oh man. this could be fucking awesome. but it's drew, so it's going to be even awesomer through failure

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:01 No.3144893 >>3144873 I wouldn't put her at number 1 though. Probably number 4 or 5.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:02 No.3144899 Y'know you could just make a goddamn comic instead of slowly posting each scribble while anonymous jizzes all over himself

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:02 No.3144901 >>3144873 Or maybe I just have taste. Cultist-Chan has NOTHING on Drew.

>>	Christmas Ape 12/10/08(Wed)00:04 No.3144909 >>3144901 >taste >trolling Your problem is obvious.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:05 No.3144913 File :1228885510.png-(15 KB, 500x500, drew46.png) >>3144872 "There is something more important I called you all to my keep for. I simply needed your permission..."

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:06 No.3144920 >>3144909 >BAWWWWW SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE MY SHITTY CHARACTER Whatever man. Let's just stop fagging up the Drew awesomeness.

>>	Luz-chan !!Oo43raDvH61 12/10/08(Wed)00:07 No.3144926 >>3144913 Anything, Drew, I would do ANYTHING for you :D!

>>	Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 12/10/08(Wed)00:08 No.3144935 >>3144899 Maybe you can shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:09 No.3144947 >>3144913 In b4 necropolis?

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:10 No.3144956 >>3144947 Nah, too evil for Drew.

>>	Christmas Ape 12/10/08(Wed)00:11 No.3144959 >>3144920 >EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME IS THE SAME PERSON!!!! I think instead we should keep fagging this one up. JUST FOR YOU.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:16 No.3144986 File :1228886167.png-(23 KB, 500x500, drew47.png) >>3144913 "So I could sacrifice you all to the primordial forces of evil for untold power."

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:18 No.3144998 >>3144986 Go Drew! Show those Lich's how it's done!

>>	Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 12/10/08(Wed)00:19 No.3145006 >>3144986 AWESOMEFACEOVERLOAD.JPG

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:19 No.3145008 >>3144986 FUCK YEAH DREW!!!

>>	подметно 12/10/08(Wed)00:22 No.3145025 >>3144986 2 internets and an intarbutt say he mispronounces one of the unspeakable evils, or the book is switched out for a tome of infinite goodness

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:23 No.3145030 File :1228886584.jpg-(89 KB, 500x500, blackfist8.jpg) "Di..did my sense evil just go off?" "...Drew?"

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:23 No.3145031 >>3145025 its a strong possiblity

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:23 No.3145034 File :1228886628.png-(20 KB, 500x500, drew48.png) >>3144986 "Out of my way, let me do it! It's my plan, after all."

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:23 No.3145035 >>3145025 The elf seems to be making Drew do dick moves for him so far. I could see a Book of Exalted Deeds being the tome he ends up reading from.

>>	No Man 12/10/08(Wed)00:26 No.3145054 >>3145034 >>3145031 >>3145025 And here we go.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:27 No.3145064 >>3145054 Klaatu Barata Nic-mumble mumble mumble

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:29 No.3145069 File :1228886941.png-(20 KB, 500x500, drew49.png) >>3145034 "Lolth, take these pathetic surface dwellers as a sacrifice from your humble servant!"

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:30 No.3145083 >>3145069 OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck!

>>	Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 12/10/08(Wed)00:32 No.3145100 inb4 the spell gets beefed.

>>	подметно 12/10/08(Wed)00:35 No.3145118 >>3145069 what? a drow? and here i was hoping he was just some sort of pervert.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:36 No.3145129 inb4 miscast.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:38 No.3145134 File :1228887489.png-(23 KB, 500x500, drew50.png) >>3145069 "Hahaha, the Drow win again!"

>>	Luz-chan !!Oo43raDvH61 12/10/08(Wed)00:39 No.3145141 >>3145134 BAD END D:

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:42 No.3145148 >>3145141 Nah, drew is gonna take him out, and then poor blackguard will see him defending the innocent and he'll be in the dog house again.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:42 No.3145150 >>3145134 SON OF A BITCH

>>	Devil 12/10/08(Wed)00:43 No.3145156 Cool ending. .. but not over yet!

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:43 No.3145159 >>3145134 Nelson Ha-ha as done by a drow?

Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:45 No.3145165
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>>3145134
"You're just like all of the others!

Always thinking me the fool, always taking advantage of my good nature. Well I'm not! I'm tired of being shoved around. And now I'm taking what's mine.

Look around, you snooty elf fuck, and see who really won!"

>>	Luz-chan !!Oo43raDvH61 12/10/08(Wed)00:48 No.3145179 >>3145165 You get him Drew!

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:48 No.3145180 >>3145165 kick his drow ass drew

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:49 No.3145183 >>3145165 SHIT JUST GOT REAL...maybe...I think (well maybe not).

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:49 No.3145187 File :1228888191.jpg-(6 KB, 258x224, 1223945953004.jpg) >>3145165

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:50 No.3145190 >>3145165 DREW UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:53 No.3145199 Oh shit... the Drow just left an entire city's worth of bodies right in front of Drew... Fuck. Yes.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:56 No.3145210 File :1228888593.png-(33 KB, 500x500, drew52.png) >>3145165 "Welcome to a nightmare unlike any you could possibly imagine, elf!"

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)00:57 No.3145215 File :1228888655.png-(23 KB, 500x500, drew53.png) >>3145210 "They're... all... DWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRVESSSSS!!"

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:57 No.3145216 >>3145210 D:

>>	подметно 12/10/08(Wed)00:57 No.3145218 dwarves. that is all.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:57 No.3145219 >>3145210 SUDDENLY, DWARVES. THOUSANDS OF THEM. HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:58 No.3145220 >>3145210 DORF DORF DORF DORF DORF DORF!

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)00:58 No.3145221 >>3145210 HAHAHAHA, YOU JUST GOT DORF'D, BITCH!

>>	RAWK LAWBSTAR 12/10/08(Wed)00:58 No.3145223 FUCK YEAH DWARVES

>>	Devil 12/10/08(Wed)00:59 No.3145227 >>3145210 ... blech.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:00 No.3145230 FUCK YEAH Never posted here in /tg/, but god damn, I love me some dorfs. MY FIRST POST EVER IN AN AWESOME THREAD

>>	Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 12/10/08(Wed)01:00 No.3145231 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORFS!! FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE BEST SPELL EVER!

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:00 No.3145232 ACH, KISS ME BABY

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:01 No.3145233 >>3145210 >>3145215 You got dorfrolled.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:03 No.3145247 File :1228889022.png-(13 KB, 500x500, drew54.png) >>3145215 "I may just be a True Neutral Lich that fails to be evil everytime he tries... But dammit, I'm still a Lich, and I'll be damned if I let anyone push me over anymore."

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:05 No.3145257 >>3145247 FUCK YEAR

>>	Devil 12/10/08(Wed)01:06 No.3145261 >>3145247 I dunno, man, turning humans in to dorfs IS evil.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:10 No.3145280 >>3145261 Humans live less than a century, dwarves for several hundred years. He just increased the lifespan of everyone in that crowd, and saved them from being sacrificed. Good act.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:11 No.3145286 File :1228889518.png-(24 KB, 500x500, drew55.png) >>3145247 "Oi, thurs a damn elf next ta our beloved king, boys! GET 'IM!!"

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:12 No.3145290 >>3145286 DORF RUSH ...What sound does a Dorf Rush make, anyways?

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:14 No.3145294 >>3145290 ALEALEALEALE!

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 12/10/08(Wed)01:14 No.3145297 >>3145290 A cross between a steamroller and a chainsaw.

>>	Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 12/10/08(Wed)01:15 No.3145305 >>3145290 Imagine 500 tankards of beer being chugged in rapid succession. That's the sound.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:17 No.3145316 File :1228889825.jpg-(28 KB, 300x400, OH MY GOD.jpg) >>3145305 >>3145297 Oh god. It's beautiful.

Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:19 No.3145329

>>3145280

But their agricultural structure is designed around the idea that you wont likely have more than three generations alive at once. The sudden increase in lifespans will eventually put a great strain on their food supply, and famine will likely occur. This bumps it back down to a neutral act at best.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:19 No.3145332 >>3145329 Perfect.

Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:20 No.3145335
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>>3145286
Drew's act had not only stopped the sacrifice, it had erased the many problems that the previous king had created.

The short lives of the townsfolk and peasants had been dramatically increased due to the change; the poisoned water supply was irrelevant, as dwarves only drink ale; and the syphilis was no match for the hardy dwarven immune systems.

In fact, the city flourished under King Drew's short rule, as the dwarves quickly found massive ore and gold deposits beneath the city and in the neighboring hills.

All in all, it was the start of a grand age.

>>	Luz-chan !!Oo43raDvH61 12/10/08(Wed)01:21 No.3145339 Drew! Let me have your child!!! D:

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:21 No.3145343 >>3145329 I'm sure they would adapt. They seem to have taken up the mannerisms of Dwarfs as well as their appearance. So yeah, still good.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:21 No.3145344 >>3145335 Until the Lava mines were constructed.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:23 No.3145350 >>3145335 I... I fear the day when Drew fucks up being evil SO BADLY that his alignment jumps to "Good."

Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:25 No.3145355
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>>3145335
A statue was erected in honor of their first king, Drew, bearing the inscription:

"Even if he was too skinny and dressy ta be a proper Dwarf, he shall always be a Dwarf in the hearts of his subjects."

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:27 No.3145367 File :1228890478.png-(12 KB, 500x500, drew58.png) >>3145355 A FEW DAYS LATER AT DREW'S HOME, WHICH IS ODDLY PHALLIC, LIKE ALL WIZARD TOWERS.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:28 No.3145368 >>3145355 d'awwwwwww

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:28 No.3145369 >>3145355 this is a finely carved statue of a lich. the lich is admiring his subjects.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:30 No.3145375 >>3145367 Ooh, moar? [F5ing]

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:38 No.3145399 File :1228891102.png-(11 KB, 500x500, drew59.png) >>3145367 "Kiara, you're here? I uh... well I'm sure you probably heard and um... Well, I was TRYING to be evil and um, some things went down..."

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:39 No.3145402 >>3145399 They're gonna kiss. Mystery solved.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:39 No.3145405 >>3145402 Nah, she became a dorf too.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:43 No.3145426 File :1228891418.png-(12 KB, 500x500, drew60.png) >>3145399 "Listen, Drew. At least you tried, there's always tomorrow to try aga--"

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:44 No.3145429 >>3145426 BLAM

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:44 No.3145432 File :1228891464.png-(12 KB, 500x500, drew61.png) >>3145426 "... Y'you..."

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:45 No.3145439 >>3145432 HE HAS A BEARD SPIT IT OUT

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:45 No.3145440 ...Maybe DREW became a dorf?

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:46 No.3145444 File :1228891593.png-(20 KB, 500x500, drew62.png) >>3145432 "GOOD ALIGNED PIECE OF SHIT!!"

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:46 No.3145446 >>3145432 INCOMING DORF BEARD DREW

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:47 No.3145452 >>3145444 Son of a bitch Drew you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:47 No.3145453 >>3145444 OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:48 No.3145454 >>3145444 Ho fuck. Also, why is this thread auto-saging at only 160 posts?

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:48 No.3145455 >>3145444 You don't need her, Drew. Convert that bitch or she gets the fuck outta your house.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:48 No.3145456 >>3145444 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait, can doing the right thing for all the wrong reasons really make you good?

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:49 No.3145459 >>3145444 ... Called it.

Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)01:53 No.3145474
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>>3145444
END OF PART... WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS.

I hope you enjoyed it guys.

I was thinking of adopting that sagefag's idea to just make comics or something in case this format bugs people.

And for the rest of the night/morning I'm probably going to take request/fag up other threads. Hooray for being unemployed and waiting for your next semester to start?

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:55 No.3145482 >>3145474 If you make a web comic out of it, link us to it.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)01:58 No.3145493 >>3145474 This format is awsome. It builds up the story and suspense. It also leaves room for people to bullshit in between panels. LEAVE AS IS.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:00 No.3145499 >>3145474 No, this is better, I like the text without speech bubbles. And drawing the story out over many posts make it feel more epic. A sagefag is a sagefag because he doesn't like anything: don't listen to his advice.

>>	Devil 12/10/08(Wed)02:04 No.3145509 >>3145474 T'was nice. Also, unemployed and waiting for anything sucks but at least you've put time to good use.

Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:04 No.3145510

>>3145482 here

>>3145493
>>3145499

I agree with these two, but in the end it is always up to you, the artist, and if you do make a comic I demand a link.

Otherwise, I am more than happy shouting out "HE'S A DWARF!" along with everyone else, as we try to guess what happens next. Its like Story Time, and I love it.

Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)02:04 No.3145511

>>3145482
>>3145499
I was actually thinking of creating a webcomic of some sort just to flex my atrophied artistic muscles and actually put out finished work. If I do anything with it, I'll be sure to link it here.

As far as more Drew, two days of several hours of it is enough for the time being. I'm just kinda shocked how popular it seems to be.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:06 No.3145517 If you make a comic you totally have to include miscarriages.

>>	Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensable Incompetance (Just as Planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 12/10/08(Wed)02:08 No.3145524 >>3145511 Three words. Flying. Zombie. Sharks. You are instantly awesome with that.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:10 No.3145528 >>3145517 If you explode it violently enough, it counts as color spray

Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:12 No.3145540

>>3145511
Drew is... well... DREW! He's awesome... yt my heart weeps for him.
His woman kicking him out of his house just because he can't do evil right...

Oh, HEY! Whatever happened to The Baron's corpse? The one Drew glued the head onto upside down?
Oh... and... um... The Maid outfit...

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)02:13 No.3145543 >>3145517 And words? Lots and lots of words? OH GOD, SO MANY WORDS.

Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)02:18 No.3145566

>>3145540
Oh, uh, about that. I got sick before the ending to that, then forgot for a while, and when I finally remembered to do it, I figured you guys had forgotten me. This was started out of boredom.

As far as what happened.. I dunno. I think I was gonna have it be the paladin that attacked him before coming back for revenge, but by the time he kills the paladin, the guy's crazy and fallen and it was in self defense, so he fails again.

I just do these things off the top of my head, really.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:20 No.3145574 >>3145566 Bring back that Main Outfit.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:21 No.3145579 >>3145566 That's how I DM my games, and people think I am brilliant too. It seems to work well enough.

Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:31 No.3145615

>>3145566
running idea: Kiera has an entire string of half sisters with a variety of evil parents, half fiends, half dragons, etc.

While Drew is kicked out of the house, he travels the land, meeting them all and either enraging them in their own right and/or turning them good.

It caps off with Drew meeting the father of all of them, a very very CN bard who gets along awesomely with Drew. Further shenanigans ensue before they finally return to the keep.

"Oh hey Kiera, guess who I found?" "FFFFFFFFFFFFF"

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:32 No.3145621 >>3145615 Seconding like the motherfucking fist of the north star.

>>	Drew the Lich 12/10/08(Wed)02:40 No.3145655 >>3145615 I was actually thinking of including an awesome rockstar bard as his traveling companion for my next thing. Love me some bards, I almost always play one.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)02:44 No.3145671 >>3145655 Make it a warforged, so not only is he a living boom-box, but they can both make jokes about the Fleshies

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)03:09 No.3145784 >>3145474 Someone just needs to printscreen every one of your posts with the image expanded, then shop them all together in a row. That's the only way.

>>	Anonymous 12/10/08(Wed)07:18 No.3146429 Drew AND dwarves? Fucking awesome.

>>	Lazy DM V !vONhvIg88o 12/10/08(Wed)09:38 No.3146673 How about posting them like this, then putting images with the text underneath or next to the images somehow. Like ol' Prince Valiant?

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