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Twilight Zone

Before I went to bed last night... holy crap I thought about this myself, though not in this detail

>>Across the galaxy, the Noble Savages known as the Orks are being brutally oppressed through misunderstanding and miscommunication.

Continue please

>>3133845

> On the fringes of the galaxy, the Tyranids are still being Tyranids.... there's really no way to change them.

They would be going from world to world bartering for new DNA strains so that they can bring life to dead worlds. Their objective is to make the universe bloom.

>>3133845

Jolly good show.

Epic win, please continue. I'm already tempted to use this as my next RPG setting.

You forgot about the Squats.

>>They are opposed by the dark forces of Eldrad, and the Eldar who were too impure to ascend to a higher plane. Eldrad's convoluted schemes are a constant source of pain and discontent for the people of the Imperium.

Eldrad.

Either way, he'd be a dick.

>>3133885
Sapient DNA-mongers who strive to create the perfect organism vie trading DNA with other races

>>3133885
>>3133894

trading DNA? sounds sexy

The Tyranids would be a happy and peaceful civilization composed of multiple species linked together through telepathy, linked in this way they share thoughts, love and ideas acorss the vastness of space. Their goal is to incorporate all of the universe into their love-mind.

>>3133894

So everyone will become Tyranids?

BEST IDEA EVER

>>3133894

So wouldn't Genestealers be pretty much the Asari?

OP here.
>>3133885
Hey, not a bad idea. I suppose that works, and it means we can use the Zoats and the Squats.

The Tyranids, the most visible member race of which are the Zoats, came to visit the Squat homeworlds, a civilization of noble miners and proud warriors. Though negotiations took many years, the Squats eventually accepted the offer of the Tyranids and joined the hivemind, and left the galaxy.

In the warp, the lords of order are the god of hope and compassion, Nurgle, who loves even the smallest of creatures, Tzeentch, god of knowledge and the magic of wonder, and Khorne, the noble warrior king, newest form of the savage former god of the eldar, Khaine. He is a warrior without bloodlust, sitting upon his throne of helms. Finally, the newest and for now most powerful of the gods, Slaaneesh, god of love and joy.

Across the imperium not all is well, however. It is a vast empire, and planets fall out of the sight of the Emperor. Corrupt politicians seek to subvert the Democratic order and ways of the imperium. Dark tyrants seek to rise up and rebel, oppressing their people brutally. Though the Lords and Princes of Order work with the Emperor to bring civilization to all mankind, the universe remains a strange and beautiful place, filled with HIGH ADVENTURE!

>>3133898
One day, I'll sell DNA

>>3133894

Is better then >>3133901

With the second version of the Tyranids, there will be a conflict become those who want and those who don't want to be part of a hive mind.
Peaceful traders of the stuff of life > Fanatical aliens who want to turn everyone into drugged up slaves of an euphoric hivemind.

So what would the daemonettes become? Something like angels or muses.

>>3133925
YOU'RE FORGETTING THE SQUATS

>>3133941
Like really sexy, crab clawed cherubs, bringing love and joy to everyone.

>>3133942
No, I mentioned them here:
>>3133920

>>3133941

They would guide you through the proper way to enjoy the pleasures of life by teaching moderation.

>>3133845

Ib4 Mirroverse 40 k LCB

Macha is the biggest whore in the universe.

>>3133945
Why would they leave? In Mirrorverse 40K there is a wide variety of highly detailed different Squat units, which all take part in the large campaigns of high adventure. Also they never sucked, ever, at all.

>>3133967

And Khârn is a galactic master of traditional games.
Before each game, he crafts intricate paper hats for each player in a tournament, each winner getting the looser's hat as a trophy.
Khârn has a big pile of paper hats that he has collected for his patron God of good Sportsmanship and Honest Competition, Khorne, but that goes without saying.

>>3133967
Yeah, but the Sisters still need to want to ra- er, make sweet love to Lofn. Just because that's too hot not to have.

Hmm... Now cultist (of chaos!) chan will become Initiate (of order!) chan.

>>3133921
I hear the Sisters of Battle are gay.

>>3133845

The Imperial Guard is a group of rebelds agains the Order.

The Adepta Sororitas are pacifist space nuns that revere Spectres of the Order (reverse Saints), evil beings that show that even Order can be corrupted.

Does this mean that all Space Marines are Reasonable Marines?
Space Wolves would be some kind of abolitionistic clerks...

I can't believe it's not rage!

I love this. The question is, would one play in such a setting with the Bright Orthodoxy system, or go back to the old HIGH ADVENTURE standby, Spirit of the Century?

Shame I don't know enough /tg/-style 40k nerds that'd find this funny.

>>3133995

HOLY SHIT THAT'S HOT!

What about the accent?

/r/ Initiate of Order-chan drawfaggotry!

>>3133995
I see no particular need to change either from their regular versions, frankly.

Mirrorverse 40k doesn't really change everything so it's reversed; it just replaces the GRIM with NOBLE and WAR with HIGH ADVENTURE.

I see no reason why the sisters should suddenly become evil space nuns instead of good space nuns. They just lose that "I want to burn everything and masturbate in the ashes" edge.

That being said, there absolutely COULD be some evil Sisters. I mean, it's HIGH ADVENTURE to save some poor kidnapped girl like Lofn from their vials of desecration oil and wandering hands.

>>3134006

Have both!
Orthodoxy in the core worlds, HIGH ADVENTURE EVERYWHERE ELSE!

>>3133845

100 Lemon Russ are lost instead of 100 Baneblades

It's Chaos that comes in boxes.

FUND IT

>>3134021

I see you point. So everyone is Reasonable. Reasonable space nuns. Reasonable comissars that reward loyal guardsmen with candy.

OH.

AND IN MIRRORVERSE, NO ONE USES HATS OR PALDRONS!

Somewhere in this mirrorverse there is a dark evil, come to sow the seeds of division and hatred. Born of both human and eldar...

She is the enemy of all life.

>>3134034
No. They're even bigger. I mean, the armies see combat so rarely it doesn't even have to be combat functional, so it can get even MORE huge!

And don't even get me started on the Emperor's sombrero...

>>3134035

Nfol, is that you?

>>3134035

It is only fitting that Chink would be the creator of the Anticrhist.

Oh my God Emperor! What have you done to my grimderp?

>>3134046
I've fixed it! You love the HIGH ADVENTURE! Come on, admit it.

>>3134042

SO, the Emprah is the new comissar?

>>3133845

C.S. Goto never happened

>>3133845

High Adventure in the Preppy Brightness of the future? Sign me up!

But what about Rogue Traders? will this have it's own box set?

>>3134057
The commissars are a noble order of the bravest and most well trained of soldiers, bravely inspiring others with their unwavering resolve and readiness to be the first to charge into battle.

When there is something scary on the other side, you know there is something noble to lead you from the front.

Oh, and the Emperor is still the emperor. His sombrero is made of gold and has eagles on it. Like, lifesized gold eagles. Only the emperor could wear that hat and not have his neck broken, such is the weight he must bear.

>>3134059

>>3134065
Of course it will. The Rogue Traders will still be their lovably roguish selves.

And of course, Dark Heresy will now change into HIGH ADVENTURE 40k. Everyone will want to play it.

>>3134059
S.C Togo is the author of the most coherent and engaging literature of Mirrorverse 40K. As well as his Pulitzer-Prize winning literature, White Library also publishes a selection of books which are a consistent depictiction of the 40K universe.

>>3134079

I call dibs on the jolly and social Techpriest that everybody gets along with.

>>3134066

TWO GOLD EAGLES. LIFESIZE.

Bricks I shit. Holy shit.

He TRULLY IS A GOD!

>>3134083

I stand corrected.

All hail S.C. Goto

>>3133845

What about Love Can Bloom? In the Mirrorverse /tg/ has no rage for it?

>>3134088
Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention. The Emperor's Sombrero Eagles shoot Plasma bolts.

FROM THEIR EYES.

>>3134110
Well, Taldeer is an agent of the horrible and dickish Eldrad in this universe. The Vindicare are noble and proud; his relationship with her could be interpreted either as redeeming her (bawwww) or her corrupting him (raaage!) If we go with the evil Lofn theory; she probably corrupted him, which means that /tg/ would still probably rage, because LIVII would be way too noble to get with some Eldrad's Eldar whore.

>>3134110

LCB is canon in the mirrorverse

LCB is a tragic tale of betrayal and the creation of Nfol, bringer of darkness.

>>3134131
Fa/tg/uys are still complaining that it's completely against the concept of the setting, being far too grim and dark for the bright and noble setting of 40k.

Dawn of Peace is yet the best Mirrorverse 40k adaption

>>3134152
Indeed, it focuses on single player HIGH ADVENTURE! With the player going around and bringing peace and order to a troubled galaxy. Each expansion lets you play as a different character.

My favorite chapter is based around Eldrad's Whore Macha, because you so rarely get to play the bad guy in 40k.

>>3134169
The first expansion SUMMER CAMP, makes things more HIGH ADVENTURE because the expansion takes place on a bright, peaceful summer!

The Tyranids would all just be like Unyuu

>>3133845

What about Comissar Fuklaw and the lesser know Walkuf?

*STAMP*

>>3134200
Kommissar Fuklav is famous throughout the Imperium for patiently explaining to little kids why they are wrong when talking back to their mothers, and gives them candy before leaving.

There is also a saturday morning educational children's programme featuring his likeness doing just that, reaching out to every hopeful little boy and girl in the Imperium.

Commissar Fuklaw is an adventuring commissar, teaching the ways of war to a galaxy that has largely forgot them. He is horribly obsessive compulsive and utterly determined to root out any element of disorder in the Imperium.

Despite this, he is still one of the most noble members of the Comissariat, being so noble, in fact, that he usually has to spend his time with the Noble Marines, they being too snooty to be tolerated around anyone else.

Fuklaw is Santa.

And then a warp storm opens and deposits a Space Hulk full of normal Orks in this mirror setting.

>>Across the galaxy, the Noble Savages known as the Orks are being brutally oppressed through misunderstanding and miscommunication.

Wot Da Zog?!?!

Orks like small animals, slow moving vehicles and silence.

Epic thread!

>>3134342
that's why the mirrorverse orks are oppressed in the first place.
>>3134363
They also like meditation and philosophical debate about the meaning of life and freedom for all.

Archive for the noble lightness!

>>3134402
Gork and Mork are the embodiment of the dialectical struggle of time.

Archive for The Archive God!

>>3134339
and then there was WAR!

This thread can't die!

Doomrider, appears out of nowhere on his ethanol-powered bike and teaches teens about safe sex and saying no to drugs!

>>3134339
>>3134486
It wouldn't be a huge issue, really, because mirrorverse 40k isn't a pushover. It's a universe that is full of HIGH ADVENTURE! rather than grimdarkness and war. There would be countless heroes willing to face down these more savage orks.

Heck, the "noble savage" orks of this setting would probably do it too, if only to teach us an aesop about how much better order is than chaos and how they aren't savages after all.

Oh, and second on the call for Initiate (or order) chan drawfaggotry.

>>3134435
Thirded!

Forces of order: Wish to make the universe a better place by calmly and analytically resolving issues. This includes people like cops and good politicians.

Forces of chaos: Like to party and, and want to make the world a better place but all do it in their own ways, like chaining themselves to trees to prevent the cutting down of rain forests and to send a message. This includes hippies.

Both have the same vision of a perfect universe but go about it in radically different ways, resulting in WHACKY HIJINKS!

Angry Marines + Mirrorverse = ???

>>3134555
Paragons of dealing with frustration and stress in safe and responsible ways.

>>3134555
Calmrines.

>>3134564
They keep a few worlds very busy building stressballs

>>3134555
Noble Marines, the most calm, composed, sophisticated, and unbearably snooty jerks in all of 40k.

See:
>>3134307

>>3134555
Reasonable Marines.

Ok, now let's do the Kroot. Wait- Tau being evil and such.

>>3134307
>>3134281
What about Raepfist?

wait

what about the Dark Eldar?

Not the OP here, just adding.
As for the /tg/ meme characters:

Khârn, obviously, is still a pretty cool guy.

Eldrad is still a dick. Of course.

Cain is still pimpin'.

Holt is still a badass enforcer of the Emperor's will, threatening corrupt and incompetent planetary governors with being sentenced to hard but fair labor building houses for the poor.

Ssssiiiindriiii! is an Order Wizard who bosses around Lord Bale as they secretly perform archeological expeditions on various Imperial worlds to increase the Imperium's knowledge base.

Eliphas is a Light Apostle, spreading happiness, joy, and love through the cosmos for his master, the Order Prince Lorgar.

Tancred is still in it for the bitches.

The Angry Marines are still in group therapy with the World Eaters, helping each other overcome their impulse control issues.

The Lazy Marines are still lazy.

The Pretty Marines and Disco Marines perform for the Imperial Masses.

Shadowsun is still tsundere.

Firaveous (spelling?) Carron rages about Eldrad's forces hiding in WRAITHBONE BOXES!

Uh... I that's all I can think of.

What about sergal commissar?

>>3134598
NEVER HAPPENED!

>>3134592

They are the bright eldar now

>>3134578
Exactly. I mentioned them in the OP.

I mean, they're already cannibals. What more do you need to do?

>>3134596
Good work. I like the additions.

>>3134596
GRAMPA DREADNOUGHT!

Probably still grumpy you know how old people are

>>3134607
Just like normal eldar just more shiny.

>>3134613
Reformed kroot are valued for their vast knowledge of nutrition.

...something like that.

>>3134616
He's on permanent vacation in the Floridius sector, trying his best to avoid his overly loving and concerned grandchildren.

>>3134633
I like making them more overtly evil, because if this setting is reliant on HIGH ADVENTURE! and chaos is now Order and therefore good, you still need bad guys. The mirrorverse Tau aren't really all that different from regular Tau; just more overt about being evil bastards and very chaotic.

Besides, they're stereotypically asian. I mean, who better for Caiphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium to defeat with his laser pistol than an overtly villainous asian analogue? It'll feel like the 50's again.

And the Emperor throws the most AWESOME parties ever year.


Christmas btw exists

>>3134648
Two Fisted Adventures of Caiphas Cain?

SIGN ME UP!

And Commissar Gaunt is a literal tyranid Gaunt, working together with the Imperium to build greater ties between their races. Competing with Cain and Tancred for bitches.

The Tanith are among the most technologically advanced societies in the Imperium; indeed, they are renowned for being the experts in planetary construction.

It's not Now-We-Wear-Shoes-On-Our-Head mirror. It's just "GOOD FOR THE GOOD GOD."

>>3134634
So he's hiding at times... Also Hawaiian shirt Dread is needed

The Emperor's Children, nicknamed the chaste marines, are known for their highly conservative and selfless conduct.

The Day Lords are known to spread confidence and happinness throughout the galaxy and use obvious, predictable tactics so as not to dishonour the foe.

The Life Guard are a medical chapter, known across the galaxy for providing free innoculations and curing many diseases. Generally a cheerful bunch of guys.

The Felt Warriors are reknowned for their offensive tactics and prestigious deployments in many key battles, and their use of heavy armor is limited.

The World Creators are an especially pious chapter, shunning violence almost altogether and prefer defensive deployments with little combat.

The Silence Absconders are a mellow, chilled out chapter who don't particularly care about what 'gods' or 'deities' are and tend to be a lot of scientific, rational fellows.

The Theta Platoon are a highly admirable chapter that adheres to codex pattern tactics and always announce their arrival when invading a world. Their leader prefers to keep the Platoon in one place at one time and rarely splits his forces.

Finally, the white legion, the most favoured of all the emperors legions, is tasked with the duty of defending the emperor himself and are the least numerous of all space marine chapters. Highly loyal and pious, they are the most admired of all space marine fellowships.

>>3134596
>Ssssiiiindriiii! is an Order Wizard who bosses around Lord Bale as they secretly perform archeological expeditions on various Imperial worlds to increase the Imperium's knowledge base.

As a comedy duo; the wise Lord Bale constantly keeping Sindri, the kind but bumbling absent-minded genius out of trouble.

>>3134664

Are space marines still 7-foot tall warrior monks on steroids?

My mind just exploded... I'll never be the same again /tg/...

OP here:

>>3134691
Of course they are. The noble warrior nights of the Emperor are still there to promote order.

>>3134613
>I mean, they're already cannibals. What more do you need to do?

Perhaps, despite any technological superiority the Tau have, the Kroot function as dark priests, spiritual leaders of a soulless race, slowly converting the already fascistic tau to something far darker?

I can just imagine a wizened old Kroot, bedecked in skulls and strips of dried flesh, giving orders to jackbooted grayskins, or shouting bloodthirsty prayers to the beat of ten thousand Tau blackshirts goosestepping in perfect unison.

>>3134664
Sorry, should be
>The Emperor's Elderly

>>3134691
I don't think this should change physical features like that are what makes space marines space marines.

Change physical features like-a dis:

Blood Demons are ugly and hate hand to hand combat, and when battlefield stress becomes too much, they go into an uncrontrollable 'White Reclusiveness' from time to time where they discreetly retreat from combat, fearing their opponents might judge their unseemly appearance.

>>3133845

Do the tau still fight with pulse rifles or do they just charge their enemies with power katanas or dishonor blades?

>>3134710
Maybe the kroot are technologically advanced and civil, albeit lawfully sinister propaganda masters whereas the tau are completely xenophobic hand to hand specialists who excel at jungle warfare?

Where do Comissar Anton Hugsworth and the /tg/ Kitty fit in?

>>3134707

>nights

>>3134691

Shouldn't they be dandy, oversexed & independent space-duelists?

Like the Three Musketeers, but with power armor and no French.

I love you /tg/. I really do.

>>3134735
THIS

They're also twelve foot tall and borrow their design features from vikings.

>>3134745
So now faptau faps with both arms? Making him HUGE MUSCLES??

>>3134796
DUELWIELDAN FAPPIN!

>>3134739
Anton's a model Commissar.

>>3134796
You mean eunuchtau right?

The guy with two really skinny arms?

>>3134842
Nono, he means Mutualmasturbationtau.

He faps OTHER people.

I love this thread so much! You've made my day /tg/.

>>3134891
He's their gunguy..

orks are also known for their cleanliness and pride in a nice kept home.
sometimes a granny ork with a flower decored apron leads a planetwide WAAASH! leaving no dirty spots behind

>>3134901
WHY DID I LOL?!?!

What about Li'l Warboss. Does he...does he make it on his own?

>>3134901
Of course the Orks are known for entering fits of rage at anyone who dares to dirty their freshly cleaned things. First contact involved a man who tracked MUD into an ork house despite a mat outside to scuff his feet on.

This thread pleases me, well played OP. I would writefag this but it's too late.

>>3134571

It all makes so much sense!

>>3133885
MONMONMO

Tyranids creating whole worlds as they pass.


Good for the Good God! Party Hats for the Party Hat throne!

>>3134929

In the Mirroverse he's Naruto.

As a note, before /tg/ makes this completely silly (I.E. it's own) the original intent in the OP was completely serious.

Think of it as an alternative setting for Dark Heresy games. It's what 40k would be if things were polished up and made shiny, the chaos gods embraced their better natures and the emperor were still around.

In essence, it's transforming endless war and grimdarkness into heroic pulp sci-fi.

Mentioning pulp sci-fi, perhaps a major enemy in this setting should be the remnants of the iron men, still causing havoc after all this time. You can't have pulp sci-fi without robots, after all.

>>3134685

And togheter they solve crimes. And hide in metal boxes.

>>3133845

This is PERFECT!

Quick, some wikifag compile this for 1d4chan

>>3134995
I know this. Both the OPs intent and the silliness of /tg/ are equally awesome.

Lawyer Marines become the Justice Marines! making sure the word of the Emperor is justly administered to all, regardless of status or race.

Oh hey cool, it's on sup/tg/ now.

The Iguana Chapter would be a mostly white chapter focusing on using water cannons to make sure the least number of casualties as possible.

Did I mention they were mostly white?

I'm still not entirely certain how to handle the inquisition. I mean, what in the world would they become?

>>3135030
Oh you

>>3135105
the FBI

>>3135117
Lead by Chris Hanson? Always chasing those wacky pedophile sisters in their party space cathedrals?

>>3135105
Awesome secret agents.

>>3135125
Would require Benny Hill Theme.

>>3135126
That would fit in well with the HIGH ADVENTURE! theme.

>>3135141
Yakety Sax, Sir. Not "Benny Hill Theme".

Just correcting your miseducation.

Awesome thread!

I've never played anything 40k, I just love the fluff. And this is some awesome fluffstuff. Thumbs up, bro fist, etc.

Umm... how I archive thread on suptg? What's the thread number - is that the number of the 1st post?

>>3135243
It's already archived, it just needs updated. No clue on how that happens.

Mirrorverse doesn't mean "everything is opposite."

Just that goatees are swapped for non-goatees.

>>3135270
Mirrorverse Emperor has a goatee?

FUND IT.

>>3135255

It automatically updates.

>>3134995

To make 40k NOBLEBRIGHT, really, there wouldn't need much.

Imperium wins the 13th Dark Crusade and repels the two new hive-fleets with relatively high losses, but still manage to keep a dominant aspect. New commanders across the Imperium need to evolve new strategies to survive with slightly lower troop count, taking pages from various war heroes of the past that actually managed well (Ciaphas Cain, Ibram Gaunt, Ragnar Blackmane, ect...) and begin "modernizing" the Imperial Guard.

Combined arms become standardized after some Imperial Guard officers and the Administratum study Tau strategies and deployment. Guard, Navy and select Space Marines (chapters that want to participate) join together under Strategos to counter the newer threats to the Imperium.

In other news, the need for combined arms forces the Adeptus Mechanicus to evolve their weaponry and equipment, and the new Adeptus Strategos forces the Skiitari into standard service in many sectors. Discovery of a "cache of ancient technological devices" by some Rogue Trader, now established in a remote sector, forces the Mechanicus to up the ante in production as well.

>>3135274
someone with skill has to draw this!

>>3135321

The Ecclesiarchy evolves with the time. While the doctrines remain the same, they crackdown on a lot of cult activities that confused people and could have caused people to turn to Chaos Worship. The Omnisiah and the Emperor are separated during a Concil, while many Space Marine Primarchs are inducted as Imperial Saints. Sisters of Battle are introduced in the global military structure of the Imperium.

All the while, the Emperor has actually passed away during the Black Crusade but people have yet to notice on Earth, the Astropathic Beacon being fed psykers to keep it going.

Say, did anyone put it on 1D4chan like
>>3135008
Suggested?

>>3135334
He comes back right?

Riiight?!

>>3135321
The imperium is way too huge for that to work.

The AdMech is not going to suddenly turn into a non-retarded organization. It will remain full of corrupt, bumbling mystics who shake bags of chicken blood over their fusion reactors in the hopes of making them work better.

The high commanders will not realize their tactics are generally wrong. Most imperial guard regiments get to set themselves up however they want already, just with retards higher up saying "RUN AT THE ENEMY IN A SHOULDER TO SHOULDER FORMATION A MILLION MEN DEEP" while furiously masturbating.

They also won't run out of men, because 99.99% of their worlds will be unharmed.

>>3134901

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!

The Adeptus Mechanicus is the highest degree of learning, bascially the greatest college in existence.

Anything can be learned there, in fact that's where all the high and middle class citizens go to get their skills and trade.

The class uniform is red robes with gold trimmings, in honor of the ancient scholars of old. Robots with free will are highly encouraged, some becoming the best of friends with graduates and assistants or partners in later life.

>>3133920

>Khorne, the noble warrior POET king

I think this is a pretty good addition here.

We must write stories of this /tg/
Op you truly are a hero.

>>3135645
Yes, I suppose that works.

Well, how are Void Dragon, Nightbringer, Deceiver and Outsider changed?

So the Tau become fascist instead of Stalinist, the imperial guard are highly trained and professional, If your going for 50's pulp sci-fi the 'nids make a great enemy of all... Perhaps the necrons sacrificed themselves to preserve their wisdom for all time...

In the mirrorverse, Macha is still a virgin, but she keeps herself this way, waiting for that one perfect guy. Unlike her desperate epic fail attempts to get laid in the grimdarkverse, the nobleverse has her very reserved.

Plus she's blonde

>>3136039

Mirrorverse Macha is pure as newly fallen snow. Even if she is the long suffering daughter of Eldrad.

Of course, have we covered what happens to Fap Tau?

>>3136119
Highly pious, closet homosexual, doesn't touch his dick EVER.

>>3136039
>blonde
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>3135921

In the previous mirrorverse threads, I've always supported the idea of Corporate Tau. For Enlightened Self Interest!

Besides, 40k needs more megacorporations.

MIRRORVERSE: WH40K IS GOOD.

/THREAD.

Oh, I've got a new addition, finally! Celestine! Saint Celestine was formerly a Repentant Sister is the Emperor's Daughters. What she was repentant for is unknown, but some theorize that it was abstaining from her order's annual shota parties. What is known is that at some point she was granted a vision from the Emperor, instructing her to crusade against the inquities of the galaxy.

Heeding the Emperor's words, she embarked on a great campaign to rid the Imperium of its greatest evils (as she saw them). Weeaboos across the galaxy, especially the evil empire of the Tau, shuddered in fear as Celestine, armed in beautiful armor, held aloft by a pair of feathery wings, lead an army of flamethrower-wielding amazons on a purge of all things weeaboo.

Celestine's Crusade, as it was known, ended on the seditious world of Taros, which had been overtaken by the Tau's insidious propaganda machine. After she single-handedly destroyed the Manta Superheavy Transport of the Etherial in charge of corrupting the system, the Tau, in an act of cowardice, detonated a series of massive fusion bombs in a process known as Exuterumunatusu, literally destroying the planet.

Celestine, already considered an Imperial Saint, was honored throughout the Imperium in a month of fasting and mourning. To this day, the Fast of Celestine is considered a holy day across the galaxy.

>>3135596
building your own self-aware robot is the graduation test.

The Orks, noble savages though they are, do occasionally march off in perfectly regimented companies to defend themselves using the highest strategy and well-timed attacks known in the galaxy. Their discipline and upright stances are legendary.

>>3135852
>Void Dragon

One of the Imperium's many alien allies, and is the current democratically elected leader of the Mechanicus, a move which the Emperor lauded as a great step forward in Human-Alien relations.

>Nightbringer

A long-gone C'tan. In days of yore, he served as a wise grandfather-like figure to many races, easing their fears about the unknown, until they felt secure enough to not fear, but crave the unknown, and not cower before the approach of 'night' in any form, be it ignorance, unexplored space etc.

>Deciever

The Deciever is the current CEO of Necron Intergalatic Enterprises, an interglatic company that sells almost everything. Known for coming up with the corporate slogan 'You'll Be Back'.

>Outsider

A very wise, yet reclusive being. Sealed himself away in a Dyson Sphere first chance he got to contemplate the universe and his place in it. A bit cranky, but generally kind-hearted; the Granny Weatherwax of the Mirrorverse.

>>3136388
... Jagers?

>>3136412
HOO BOY YEZ

This thread makes me very uneasy.

>>3136039
>>3136119

>>3136436
Dey gotz ta haff a big hat!

>>3136488
>pure as newly fallen snow

That picture defines this perfectly, see how FAIR looking she is. There's a song somewhere in this...

>>3136506
I don't know about you, but White Wedding instantly came to mind for some reason.

>>3136390

>The Deciever is the current CEO of Necron Intergalatic Enterprises, an interglatic company that sells almost everything. Known for coming up with the corporate slogan 'You'll Be Back'.

Holy shit that is awesome

>>3136488
I never liked that picture anyways.

>>3136488

We need an editfag and give her some very fair-looking clothes, just... a normal, yet decent, looking plain dress

Kruellagh is a champion of the Light Eldar. She brings joy to the Imperium, if ya know what I mean.

>>3136488

this elf had red hair, the blond is purly a chink machination

>>3136564
>She brings joy to the Imperium, if ya know what I mean.
DOHOHOHO!

The Eye of Wonder opens regularly every few thousand years and spews forth relics long lost, technologies hitherto unknown, and priceless artifacts from the distant past. The Cadian sector is a resort sector, with Cadia its brightest jewel.

So, what about deathworlds and their inhabitants? Are they now awesomesupercoolworlds with friendly plants and animals and people who live hundreds of years? Or are they still deathworlds?

>>3136640
Still deathworlds, obviously. You still need places to have adventures.

>>3136640


well, most death worlds were planets terraformed during the dark age of technology, once the iron men disappeared humans realised they didint realy have a clue how any of this shit worked, so a great deal of technologie, including the eco-factories on terraformed worlds, fell into obscurity and crumbled to dust

so yeah, paradise worlds and all that

>>3136640
Tropical safari worlds, sort of like a planet-sized zoo where you sit in your tour-Land Raiders watching 'great beats' yawn and scratch themselves while you yawn yourself and contemplate taking a nap.

>>3136640

prime holiday resorts. the term "deathworld" is a marketing ploy

For a great adventure, well...
Assume the picture is taking place on some forgeworld.

>>3136658
>>3136661
>>3136672
So missing the bloody point of the thread. Where's your sense of HIGH ADVENTURE! ...?

Sounds suspiciously like EXALTED if the world weren't in immediate danger.

For a good adventure, picture this on a forgeworld.

>>3136674
Forgeworlds: Planets where people go to see and shop for the latest in technologies; 3-D holotanks, 360x3d-1 neural-input audio systems, the newest games, the newest pic-casters, vox-thieves, etc.
Tau presence can often be found on less-respected forge-worlds, pushing animu and other more degenerative forms of 'entertainment' at teenagers.

Look, people, this thread is not the traditional mirrorverse. Its about replacing GRIMDARK and WAR with NOBLEBRIGHT and HIGH ADVENTURE!

The heroes and adventurers of the imperium still need villains to fight, they need deathworlds to drop down to, they need laughing, fu-manchu wearing baddies and Eldrad's vile forces to contend with.

All across the imperium there is confusion and vile opportunists seek to take advantage of that. It is the adventurer; spiritual equivalent to the Rogue Trader that goes out and rights the wrongs.

Basically, everyone is pretty similar to how they are in normal 40k, still being absurdly over the top and cool, but it's now pulp fantasy in spaaaace! rather than gothic fantasy in spaaaaace!

>>3136680
>So missing the bloody point of the thread. Where's your sense of HIGH ADVENTURE! ...?
When you secretly slip out of the Land Raider and start throwing rocks at the 'beasts' in hope they would do something

>>3136725
No; it's when the evil Ethereal Ming of the releases the Kroothounds to savage you, and armed with your trusty laspistol and jetpack; you boldly defeat them and rescue the hot Sister of Battle from the vile foe.

>>3136735
Here's an average day at an Imperial pub.

Yes! We've reached autosage!

I'll just leave this right here...

>>3136845
Quick color pallet swap for Initiate of Order Chan.

>>3136900

OH god, what has science wrought?

Does this mean that she speaks without the lisp?

So the traitor Primarchs became the order princes, what happened to the loyalist? Dorn still has his hands? Sanguinius isn't dead and his mean don't become vampires? The Lion isn't hiding in a rock? Russ and Vulkan didn't go off to the eye? I would also assume that Guilliman isn't trapped in a box.

>>3136970
she speaks in a voice that just makes you want to hug her.

>>3137075

She already does.