Direct him to a local authority figure who may be able to assist him then proceed with my prior plans.

Push past the man and get into my Tardis.

I have places to be!

Tell him where it is then go home and barricade myself inside my house while preparing my guns. There's horrible alien rape coming and I'm not going to get caught with my pants down.

Tell him where it is then go home and barricade myself inside my house while preparing my guns. There's horrible alien rape coming and I'm not going to get caught with my pants down.

Tell him where it is then go home and barricade myself inside my house while preparing my guns. There's horrible alien rape coming and I'm not going to get caught with my pants down.

Tell him where it is then go home and barricade myself inside my house while preparing my guns. There's horrible alien rape coming and I'm not going to get caught with my pants down.

Tell him where it is then go home and barricade myself inside my house while preparing my guns. There's horrible alien rape coming and I'm not going to get caught with my pants down.

Tell him where it is then go home and barricade myself inside my house while preparing my guns. There's horrible alien rape coming and I'm not going to get caught with my pants down.

>>3066231
>sharply dressed

Tennant is probably better dressed than ZUN. And that's a guy who knows how to look good.

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOOT FIX THESE SQUIRREL ERRORS

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DEAR SIRS. KINDLY USE THE "DELETE POST" BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

I JUST USED IT WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY SAID DELETE KEY, SHIT WAS SO CASH.

Protip: If nothing displays but a white page, hit Reload, rather than going back and hitting submit again. Sometimes it freezes just before showing "Updating page", and it'll inform you if you're flooding.

"Doctor? Is that really you?"

>>3066237

You hear a few days later about an explosion at the water plant, and a possible biochemical attack with terrorist origins being foiled by an unknown man. Your life proceeds as normal, but you can't help but feel you missed something.

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A few days pass, and nothing strange happens outside. the post starts to pile up, and rations are getting boring. plus the whole place reeks- you really should let some air in.

>>3066281

He looks at you quizzically, then says "Yes, now show me the way to the waterworks. If I'm not there in half an hour, the contamination will have spread too far"

>>3066239

You get into a rather interesting "The Two Doctors" style storyline, and have a jolly good time

I call Men in Black.

>>3066299

They tell you a joint UNIT and Torchwood taskforce is covering this one, since its technically a British problem. They'd rather not get involved. Also, how the fuck did you get that number?

*Blam*

I tell him to go down the road, then I head out to photocopy character sheets and pretend that I have a life.

Hmm... slightly worrying. Most reactions seem to be disinterest and avoidance. What about if this happened to a PC you had in an, up till then, relatively mundane modern era game?

>>3066231
Coming in a bit, late, sure, but I shrug and say "This way, here, lemme show you".

Then I lead the way, buoyed forward at faster speeds than I'd normally go from his sense of urgency.

>>3066329
Probably alot differently. Your PC going on dangerous adventures. Putting your real self in that same danger is far less appealing.

I take him there personally, then mention I know of a very nice little Chinese restaurant nearby.

>>3066356

...Whose writing this story? Because if its Russell T Davies, you survive, have dinner and then gay buttsex with the Doctor. If its Moffat... well, your chances aren't good

>>3066458
ಠ_ಠ

We really need that sticky back.

rolled 1 = 1

>>3066461
Sorry, I haven't had sleep today. LET'S TRY AGAIN

>>3066399
Are you kidding? RTD offs incidental characters with gay abandon, but Moffat has never permanently killed someone. I'd much rather be in one of Moff's scripts.

>>3066479
That's a good point. Almost everybody in The Satan Pit dies.

>>3066399
It's Terry Nation, with Douglas Adams as script editor.

>>3066479
do I at least get to sleep with the doctor first

>>3066511
Only if you end up in a story from 2005 to 2009. Everything from 1963 to 1994 has a rather British approach to the theme, the later stuff will hopefully omit all the RTD buttsechs.

Restating question more explicitly:

I'm running a modern game (UA system, not setting) which is going to start as a relatively normal investigation into wierd shit. Then The Doctor turns up, and all hell breaks loose. I've got plans for if the PC's follow the doctor, attempt to help him, attempt to stop him, or simply investigate him. If they ignore him initially, the wierd stuff they investigate keeps leading back to him. I know, kinda railroady, but it still gives a degree of freedom.

Now, how would you, as a player in the game, have your investigative and curious PC act when mad bloke in a blue box starts popping up all over the place?

>>3066739
Be careful. It sounds like The Doctor may end up as a DMPC. Don't do that to The Doctor.

>>3066851
The Tennant Doctor already is an insufferable mary sue.

>>3066739
"Look. I don't know who you are or what the phone booth is all about, but some serious hoodoo tends to go down wherever we are." A pause to slot another couple rock-salt-and-liquid-teflon rounds into the Mossberg. "So if you know something lead, if you know just enough follow, and if neither fits you just stay out of the way. We've kind of got a rhythm going on, the four of us."

>>3066868

Half of that problem is the shortened 1 hour episodes. People forget that the episodes used to be 2 hours long, in half hour serials. It makes for a much longer and more effective dramatic retelling where he doesn't have to come up with a solution in the final 15 minutes.

>>3066895
It doesn't help that RTD is already horribly bad at coming up with a resolution to all the insanely dangerous situations he keeps getting the Doctor into.

>>3066895
It also helps that the sonic screwdriver wasn't that do-it-all deus ex machina mcguffin before. Even then, it was actively shunned by some incarnations for "making it too easy".

>>3066851

The Doctor will essentially be a walking plot device. I plan to keep him on the edges, doing odd but significant things while the PC's follow the trail of carnage he inevitably leaves.

>>3066868

Damn, it'd nearly been a week since I saw that term. I thought /tg/ had actually learnt the real definition by now...

>>3066880

...Badass

>>3066231
I fall to the ground in a fetal position and suck my thumb and OH GOD HOW DID I GET TO BRITAIN? I DON'T REMEMBER A PLANE. HELP MEEEEE!

>>3066917
The Doctor himself never was a mary sue kind of character. Then a fanboy named Russell T. Davies came about, made him "the last of his kind" while throwing in surviving time lords as he saw fit, gave him a new and improved do-it-all sonic screwdriver, gave him a gay IMMORTAL! sidekick (capitalisation and exclamation mark intentional)... well, the list goes on. I sincerely hope that a new producer and a new Doctor, both set for 2010, will redeem these facts.

THE. DOC-TOR?!

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

>>3066947
Tsh, fine.

I do this while also flashing my tits at the doctor.

>>3066895
42 minutes != 1 hour.

>>3066231
Did you say Waterworks, Doctor? I think we've got someone on the case already.

Pic related.

PLAYER CHARACTERS, WHICH OF YOU IS LEAST IMPORTANT? DESIGNATE THE LEAST IMPORTANT! OBEY!

>>3066986
What was pretty amusing was when in our first D&D session of our campaign we ended up fighting constructs. The Rogue blinds one...

And the cleric and I both say at once "MY VIS-ION IS IMPAIRED!"

Thankfully the DM "got" it. Not like when the cleric started saying Medic quotes from TF2.

>>3067077
>Player Characters
>Unimportant

Choose one, Daleks.

>>3067083
THE PLAYER CHARACTERS WILL CHOOSE THE LEAST IMPORTANT! YOU WILL OBEY!

>>3067084
Will "most weeaboo" suffice?

*offers the party's DBZ-inspired Barbarian*

>>3067084
Its the Bard. Its ALWAYS the Bard

>>3067095
No, dumbass, we need the Bard for the next session to pacify the Stig.

>>3067092
WEEABOO THINGS WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
*kills Barbarian*

>>3067095
THIS IS SUFFICIENT. EXTRACTING BRAINWAVES.
*kills Bard*

>>3067103
Well, shit. Enjoy your unstoppable berserker Stig, gentlemen.

Also, fucking Mysquirrels on >>3067101. Took me six tries to post. Check the ventilation shafts, I think Jim might be trying to pull an inside job.

>>3067037
..Hey! That worked for all the other women on the show? What do they have that I don't?

A low IQ?

>>3067101
>>3067104
The Stig has no soul to calm.

He is The Stig.

The Stig can only be pacified by one of his cousins.

>>3067108
>all the other women on the show
Newfag detected.

>>3067108
The enlistment requirements of the Medicus Sororitas are ridiculously higher for fellow xenos. I dunno why.

>>3067121
I mean recently.

WE WILL GO TO THE WATERWORKS TO EXTERMINATE THE DOC-TOR!

>>3066239
>I have times to be.
^fix'd.

I follow him, duh. "I don't know, let's find out."

>>3066231
I pont him in the right direction then find the nearest building that has stairs but no elevator and go to the highest floor.

>>3067166
You fool! Daleks can fly now! STAIRS CANNOT SAVE YOU!

>>3067166
Normally I'd call you out for trying to ditch new-school Daleks via the stairs, but apparently this is a Nation/Adams episode with various new Who elements. DM, can we get some clarification?

I use my clever disguise to kill the Doc-tor

>>3067166
ELEVATE!

>>3067166
EL-E-VATE!

>>3067175
Token American guest star regards as suspicious, having never used pepperpots for his condiments. Make a Bluff at -2.

>>3067174
Daleks have been able to fly since at least 1988. Unless these are the daleks from the original serial, I wouldn't feel safe just being upstairs.

DM didn't expect things to get this far, and must abdicate for his weekly paranoia game. apologies.

>>3067185
I know they've flown since Rememberance. But I also know that both Nation and Adams weren't around to see it. Maybe Nation, but definitely not Adams.

>>3067174
Later Generation OldWho Daleks could also use ELEVATE

>>3067197
YOU WILL REMAIN. OBEY! OBEY!!

>>3067197
THEN THE DA-LEKS WILL EXTERMINATE FRIEND COMPUTER!

>>3067199
See >>3067185 and >>3067198. Disregard .gif, though, it's a Davidson.

>>3067166
they fly now :(

Davros as the BBEG for a Forgotten Realms campaign. Discuss.

>>3067223
Better idea: Davros backdoored into 40k.

The Warp is encroaching entropy from an alternate universe where the Reality Bomb went off as planned.

>>3067198
On the other hand it's apparently a Tenth Doctor story, so they're probably new series daleks.

>>3067242
Yes, yes, we've already established that it's a new-school story with Terry Nation at the helm (see >>3066506). Now get on with it!

>>3067223
Your PCs think there's just this big orc invasion... and then they see the women and children. They aren't invading, they're running.

Then the Daleks attack.

Then half of your PCs run away screaming, and the other half, people who don't know about Dr. Who, get to be EXTERMINATED.

>>3067175
Must have put a lot of ranks in bluff.

>>3067251
Pfft, the Dalek's are like Necron-lite, and the Imperium deals with them....well, pretty poorly, but they can actually fight back.

>>3067310
Hmm, do Bolter rounds have enough force to compromise the new Daleks' anti-everything fields?

And what if an Ork manages to loot a Mark 4 Travel Machine and fit a Squig inside?

>>3067319
Concentrated point fire. Also lascannon.

>>3067327
Actually, guardsmen would probably crush the daleks due to overwhelming numbers of energy weapons. They'd be better at it than marines even.

>>3067319
Orks wit tiemy machins. Dis gunna be gud

>>3067334
That. With Daleks, it dosn't matter how powerful a weapon is in the low range, you just need to focus on a single point. Exceptions are heavy weapons. The larger the weapon, the more certain the kill.

Daleks in 40k? Boring

The Weeping Angels or the shadow-mite things from The Library would be much more interesting

>>3067385
The angels suck as an entire legion of guardsmen watch them.

The vashta nerada are killed by the guardsmen's millions of flashlights.

>>3067385
But in the grim darkness of the far future, EVERYBODY has two shadows minimum.

Vashta Nerada are too easy a TPK.

>>3067405

Guard regiment camping in the ruins of an old imperial church, oh look at those interesting statues. well, good night lads, keep and eye out.

In the morning, empty camp, and very satisfied angels.

vashta nerada infested space hulk. a barrel of laughs.

I'd rather see the Silurians re-emerging on Terra...

OK, speculation time:
The Emperor is in fact Captain Jack Harkness, kept in stasis for ten millenia. Switch off the Golden Throne, and he just resurrects.

>>3067485
The Emperor is far too manly.

>>3067503
Jack Harkness is the EPITOME of manliness - he will bone anything, given mutual sexual attractiveness. Takes a real man to do that.

Dear /tg/,
I want to bear your children.
That's all.

>>3067541

Doesn't even need to be particularly attractive. He flirted up a storm with Rees' secretary in Meat and seemed fairly genuine. The only person I've seen him not take a liking to was Donna, who ironically was hanging all over him.

>>3067592
That has to be somewhat significantMaybe that's simply a protection mechanism to keep her from REMEMBERING.

>>3067612

His avoidance of her affectations was happening before the whole Donna BONG. Besides, the Doctor and her family are the only ones who know about it.

>>3067635
Probably because he's in a happy gay relationship at the moment?

>>3067657

Pfffff like a relationship has ever stopped him from goofing about.

>>3067334
From the Cain books, they already have experience in Doctor Who tactics.

"Big red thing, five rounds rapid!"

So apparently Barrowman is a better kisser than Sarah Michelle wossname who played Buffy.

Discuss.

>>3067872
...
Who did this comparison?

>>3067902
I'd say a Whedonfag, but it's actually critical of a Whedon property.

My respect for Joss is limited, if mostly because I never got The WB until it was far too late for me to get into Buffy.

>too late for me to get into Buffy

Consider yourself fortunate, buffyfag is perhaps the lowest of the fandoms, right there above Furries and trekies, but not as bad as Warhammer players or Girls who like Twilight.

>>3067902
The guy who played Spike. James Marsters or something?

>>3068040
Normal trekkies are actually quite reasonable, but you have to bear in mind that a trekkie invented the term Mary Sue.

>>3068167
Most of the people I know who like Trek are pretty sane, despite liking a pretty poor show. TOS was epic, TNG had its moments, DS9 was relatively good but everyone hated it, Voyager was WARP TEN JANEWAYSALAMANDER SEX, Enterprise was... well, apparently it became tolerable just before it was cancelled.

Star Wars fans are worse. That universe is just unrelentingly bad once you get beyond Empire, and maybe Jedi.

I like Stargate, I must admit. Starts off a bit meh, but then the actors start getting into it, and you end up watching just to see them walk into a boring plot and have fun. Then they introduce Ba'al who is the best villain ever, and thankfully keep him around for pretty much the rest of the show. It gets worse, but... well, SG-1's always managed to pull it together for good episodes even in the more uninspired periods. It also has the distinction of being one of the few SF stories to not only do a time travel episode well, but to do multiple time travel episodes well. Even its clipshows can be good.

I guess I like it because it's nowhere near as serious business as the other major SF shows.

And I <3 Doctor Who because I am British and it's in my blood, along with Red Dwarf and fish & chips.

>>3068222
This, ten times over

Run.

Fucking run like hell and don't look back.

>>3066231
I'd direct him, say I'd like to come with him but I don't have tits. Or charismatic gayness.

Remember the first episode of last season? With the old man? Doctor should have taken him with him. Would have been great.

>>3068282
I remember that episode very well. Why the fuck didn't he take him? He was interesting, he was wise, but nooOOOooo, he had a dick! He wasn't some 20-30 something attractive woman who the Doctor could get into wacky situations with.

I ask him if he can hear the drumming.

>>3068414
I know. And with the glimpses of the Doctor's future we've been getting it looks like more of the same. I like the old wise companion cliche. It's nice.

>>3068282
which wise old man in which episode? >_>

>>3068589
Donna's grandpa.

Just whipped this up in photoshop now.

/tg/ inspired me.

>>3068222
I always though SG-1 should have ended after they killed the Replicators and got rid of Anubis For Good This Time. They'd resolved all the major conflicts, Sam's dad died, the Jaffa were free, etc etc. That's a good place to end the show.

But no, Ben Browder had to come along and hijack the show for some reason. Oh and the Ori are totally not Goa'uld.

>>3068676
ah, he was too awesome for the TARDIS D:

>>3068222
>Then they introduce Ba'al who is the best villain ever
fucking signed. There's something about Ba'al that's just...awesome.

>>3068832
The fact that he's a Magnificent Bastard on par with Kane?

>>3068844
Such a Magnificent Bastard he decided one body wasn't Magnificent enough for his Bastardness and cloned himself to be a Magnificent Bastard many times over on Earth.

The issue with Daleks is that on-screen they seem like the most easily defeated of all creatures. May I remind you that the Daleks are the only race who managed to fight the Timelords to mutual desctruction?

Suffice to say I think that a Dalek Empire in it's prime with the full might of the Deathsmiths of Goth in their..er...plungers...would wreak absolute havoc upon the 40k universe.

That and there's the sheer number of them. Take the numbers and WAAAAGH (EXTERMINATE!) mindset of the Orkz, and combine that with the genocidal mission of "kill everything that lives" of the Necrons, and the advanced technology of the Tau, then mash it all together into one race.

Scary shit.

>>3069391
technology of the tau?

fuck no. Daleks have elfdar-style manoeuvrability (lol falcons made of cheese), and some kind of horrible deathray far nastier than the tau, and shields that take the concentrated fire of pretty powerful weapons to pierce. One dalek is a death machine, an army of them takes deus ex machina (and quite literally; rose WAS a godlike being that came out of a machine when she beat them)