some fa/tg/uys did some low-level campaign ideas, I saved my favorites:
A sixth grader has stolen the 2nd grade ball. Seeing as how you follow the playground rules of not blowing the whistle, you must get revenge as only second graders can - murder.
Young, pink-haired and perky Stephanie West has been sent to Creighton to stay with her eccentric and roguish parapsychologist uncle Erasmus Pickman West, who lives on an airship floating just out of range of the towns 'bizarre emanations' which have twisted the townsfolk into grotesque forms - the 'Creighton Look'. With skills learned from her psychiatrist father, Stephanie must help Erasmus guide these unfortunates away from the worship of dark pre-human gods and put them back on the road toward good mental health!
You find a kitten with a mangled foot by the side of the road. You recognize him as Mr. Mittens, belonging to the girl you've got a crush on. You have to get him to a vet, or he'll bleed to death.
But you're recovering from chemotherapy, and you're allergic to cats. And it's starting to rain. But you have to get the cat to safety. You have to. You have to. You have to. God, it's cold. Hold him closer. You're both shivering. You have to make it. One step at a time. Don't fall. Don't fall.