(more from this artist, apologies for tiny resolution)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_Park_Zoo

Heritage park zoo is organised and run by its first animal, Shikar the Bengal tiger. He is currently bringing together all sentient animals in the world to one location, where he can start his takeover from all mankind. Or, at least thats what the demon tells him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Washington_University_faculty_and_staff
This list is special for several reasons. First and foremost, more than half are walking the same avatar path. Second, about a third are going to vanish within the next four years. Third, about a quarter of them want to kill you. Don't ask why.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyathea_cunninghamii
If you create a specific design in the sap of this plant and bury it underneath a patch of barren earth on the third full moon of a leap year, any seed which is watered with a drop of blood will grow without trouble.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Rule
Why did she refuse to leave Galiano Island? Why did she really die? What was in those sandstone caves?

Ancient whale demons who have blessed authors with publishing do not take kindly to those who do not complete their appeasement rituals in time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Lescaze

Although pursuing a degree in architecture, Lescaze was more interested in drinking and gambling. After racking up substantial debt with some unsavory characters, young William found himself sold to one of his professors, a Plutomancer.

After completing his education in the occult, Lescaze fled to the US where he constructed a piece of Plutomantic architecture, the Philadelphia Savings Fund Society building.

Knowing this, it becomes apparent why this style became adopted internationally, but who tipped off Loews about its nature? Why did Lescaze, a supposedly brilliant architect, get forced into teaching design.

Simple, there are some people you don't fuck with.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Luck_Blackie

OH SHIT SON

these are great so far, guys

you dont learn do you

fuck you slashy

>>2885364
I've never seen a more devoted troll. Seriously, what.

>>2885371
I have no idea. Maybe he's just lonely.

>>2885382
You'd think he'd make a Myspace or something equally worthy of attention whoring if he was really ronery.

>>2885386
I'm not even paying him that much attention, though. And it's not like he actually trolls.

>>2885371
Have you seen LN's troll? now that guy's dedicated.

>>2885394
This is true. The guy only sages rather than making trolling remarks.

The LN Sagefag, however, tries to make the thread into a LN-as-Anon witchhunt.

>>2885400
>>2885412
>>2885394
>>2885386
Sup LN.

>>2885418
:awesome:

>>2885428
Sup :awesome:.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Who_story_title_debate

There are practitioners of older runic magics who know that calling something forth by it's true name can summon it into this realm. They seek to become immortal and gain power over time itself under the theory that The Doctor must exist in some realm beyond normal space, and that they can bind him and call him forth through complex rituals involving the names of all things he is involved in. However, a single mistake in their rituals would certainly spell disaster, and thus they bicker endlessly among themselves on what words must be used.

Guys, by the way, you don't have to know anything about UA to do this. Just write something vaguely creepy or weird.

>LogicNinja
>/tg/

>>2885418
Logic Ninja is really Slashy?

*GASP*

rolled 60 = 60

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_reasonable_doubt

All of these tie together. All of them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roaring_Camp_and_Big_Trees_Narrow_Gauge_Railroad

...I really hate these "Lol click random on wikipedia and get something out of it rather than engaging in a truly creative process!" things.

>>2885456
>Logic Ninja
>/tg/
>picture
Why do you keep trying to force this meme?

rolled 72 = 72

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli_M._Oboler_Library

The librarians are hell-bent on the library never reaching exactly one million books. To do so is too sinister to comprehend.

>>2885445
Fair enough.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franchimont_Castle
This castle was the strong hold of Baron Nikolas, a hated 15th century overlord that dabbled in the occult and unnatural acts.

Some also claim that the Baron could still be seen every year at the ruins, in his bloodstained leather riding clothes, carrying an axe and a satchel of the severed heads of the innocent to be used as fuel for his dark rituals.

>>2885494
Crap, forgot my picture.

>>2885477
Every time it's posted, another word of the English language is 'invented'.

This is not a coincidence. These words are taken from an ancient language responsible for causing nuclear destruction in ancient India.

>>2885503
...well played.

>>2885472
The whole point is that UA rumors seem to fix on mundane things that you normally wouldn't think about. Randomizing it is a way to find those things, and it certainly requires some creative thinking to make something mundane or obscure occult and interesting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GWR_517_Class

The 517 Class were small 0-4-2T tank engines designed by Joseph Armstrong for branch line work on the the Great Western Railway. They were built at Wolverhampton and were outshopped between 1868 and 1885. They were built in thirteen lots commencing with 517-528 and ending with 1477-1488 in 1884-1885. The class was far from uniform as the rituals involved in their manufacture could never precisely duplicate Armstrong's initial design, said to be an "Infinity Engine" which has never malfunctioned or stopped working since it's creation. Some say that it ran out of fuel a century ago and still continues to pump.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Bronze-naped_Pigeon

The Eastern Bronze-naped Pigeon came close to extinction before a sudden population boost. There were only two left. Both female.

second page for good measure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Coke
There's a good reason the New Coke failed.

They removed the coca-leaves from the recipe. The Columbian drug cartels, angry that one of their major buyers of cocaine was trying to back out, started a shadow war.

The public only knew this tangentially as "The Cola Wars."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Ledges_Wildlife_Sanctuary

The High Ledges Wildlife Sanctuary does not have any ledges, high or low, in it's entire area. There are only gentle hills across it's entirety.

Nobody remembers how it got it's name, but some say that it has to do with the shape the hills make when seen from above.

rolled 9 = 9

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Rest

Mountain Rest does not actually exist; powerful magics keep it obfuscated as to its true nature and appearance. The site itself was actually ground zero for a major incursion by enemy forces.

What enemy, exactly? Only Sam Ratterson, the man who built the site, could tell you. And he's been dead these past 70 years.

The majority of modern nuclear weapons don't use any radioactive material. They use alien bacteria that no human has resistance to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Shit

(I kid you not, this came up on the first random)

At first glance, this book by Dominique Laporte deal with the history of sanitary implements and the wayit forged the idea of individuality. In reality, hidden in its pages is the secret history of the transition bewteen the old scholastic magick (the idea that magic comes from a fragment of god or a fragment of his name) and the Victorian magick (when mechanomancy was born along with sigilomancy and others). The last page is actually a very powerful ritual that can cause the victim to loose its sense of individuality in several levels, including physical, hence nicknamed "The Shitte of God"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Garrido

Luis Garrido is a Honduran football player whose mysterious disappearance in 1998 has had no ill effects on his life since he came back exactly one year later. When asked about this, he will act like he has no idea what you are talking about; however, if you ask him about "the Lemon People," he will move his left hand in a small pattern. One year later, someone close to you will have a seizure. They will claim to not remember anything of it, except the taste of lemons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Robert_Ayat

Albert Robert Ayat had never held a sword of any kind in his entire life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Austrian_State_Railways

The Imperial Austrian State Railway was the only railroad that did not travel through extradimensional space. It remains the last and greatest achievement human science has ever reached.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_female_chess_players

These individuals were carefully monitored, tracked, and catalogued by the Masonic Order, because it is suspected that they posess certain unusual psychic talents. Few of them actually played chess--at least, anything that WE would recognize as chess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyuki_Ishikawa

No serial killer in the history of the world has ever been caught because of the murders themselves. They have only been caught when they tried to get payment from those who benefitted the most. Some people just don't understand gratitude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streetlamp

Streetlamps. They're there to light the way, of course, but they're also there to keep things away. Away from us. What things? If you're ever under one when it goes out in the middle of the night, with no other lights around, you'll find out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagheera_kiplingi

Holy fuck, /tg/. Read the fucking article. This is already an Unknown Armies rumor. It's a spider that eats plants.

Spiders. That eat plants.

Vegetarian spiders.

>>2885843
>It's a spider that eats plants.
>Spiders. That eat plants.
>Vegetarian spiders.

Who is responsible for this unnatural creature... and why?

>>2885831
Funnily enough, the artist whose work I've been posting had a fixation on streetlamps as meaningful when he was immersed in his paranoid schizophrenia. He was certain that they would blink messages to him sent by the conspiracy that was trying to get him to follow their game.

Actually, I would really recommend his book. It's his account of his life and dealing with schizophrenia. The parts with his delusions are really fucking creepy. Every bit of it was completely real to him. It's called "Recovered, Not Cured" by Richard McLean.

Not that I ever really did, but I'm never trusting wikipedia again after seeing this thread.

If you don't mind me asking, what's the gist behind UA? All I know about it is the "rumors", but I'm sure there's something far more sinister about it.

>>2885856
Oh, that makes me realize: we should add "citation" to these to really screw with people.

>>2885858
>Cosmic Bumfights.jpg
Think you've got it down pretty well already.

>>2885848

It doesn't just eat plants. It stakes out it's territory and protects it's family.

IT STAKES OUT IT'S OWN FARMS AND RAISES AND PROTECTS IT'S CHILDREN.

These aren't spiders. They're people in spider form.

>>2885858
Contemporary setting, magic exists but due to the paradoxes that are required in one's mindset to make it work, the few that know about it and can use it are invariably batshit. On a bigger scale, there's a struggle going on to decide who all gets to ascend to what's essentially godhood, and once all of those positions are filled, the world ends and starts over, recreated by those who ascended.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Tea

Okakura Kakuzo's masterwork on the impact of tea on Japanese culture is, in fact, an encoded tome of magic, concentrating on alchemy. Transcribed originally in both english and japanese, the book may be decoded into either language by using the other language as a cipher. Of particular note is the immortality formula, which requires a first-edition text as part of the ingredients.

Of course, as the book is also the religious text of the Cult of Steeping, it can be very hard to locate. Steepers, who believe that all knowledge and power can be distilled by soaking things in hot water, often punish those defiling their sacred texts by boiling the offending practitioner alive. And then drinking them.

>>2885878

That means they catch on fire easier!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_Aweigh
There are only 19 copies of the jazz album Days Aweigh left in existence. Nobody knows why, but people that even make inquiries into it seem to go missing or "on vacation" for a few weeks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula

Once, a powerful race of polypous creatures ruled the Earth. Some of their scientists believed they had discovered the secret of immortality, but when they tested it on their own race, they found it transformed them into another, nonsentient species. These were released into the environment and forgotten as the species eventually died. All that remains of them are their immortal test subjects.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamsika_Iyer

Amrutacha Vasa was a ritualistic performance, mixing ancient poetry with carefully crafted musical tones to awaken and attract something beneath the surface of Mumbai. Careful studies of seismic activities show that it's slowly making progress and will emerge sometime in December, 4 years from now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstar_Jay

Superstar Jay's rap success is unprecedented for such a newcomer to the scene. It is rumored that, when buying old tapes to re-use, he stumbled upon a disseminated component of a top-secret government mind control project that used sound to deliver secret messages directly into a listener's subconscious. It is thought that Jay used this technology in his basslines to make his songs catchier. As far as we know, this is his only intended use for the awesome power of mind control. As far as we know...

/tg/ - All Original Content, All Night Long.

It was random, but I changed the link to be one of the subtopics:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno_Viking
The Fuckparade, as it is colloquially termed, occurs sporadically in Berlin.

Due to an interesting twist of fate, the dance performed at times during the FP is the exact counter to the play "The King in Yellow", no matter how far along the performance of the play is.

>>2885949
(And you have NO idea how many times I tried to post that in all of its Hastur-countering glory)

>>2885843
>>2885848
>>2885878
The Spanish Entomologist and Geneticist Alberto Mendoza was deathly afraid of the dark. In the late 1400s, while researching African jumping spiders, a strange weed began to grow up the sides of his house, covering the entire building in less than a month, blocking out all light. Mendoza became obsessed with the plants consuming his home and grew more and more fearful as his candles slowly burned down to nothing. One night in August, he threw a party, presumed to be in celebration of some new discovery, inviting his friends and their families. When the sun rose, Alberto Mendoza, his guests, and all the plants around his house were gone, leaving nothing but an empty cobweb choked building.

>>2885949
Fuck YEAR, Technoviking.

Not quite random, but linked from a random article on penis severing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin's_penis

...there are no words. There is nothing that can be said to make this more UA than it already is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_in_Bangladesh#Events

1 November - The first outbreaks of the avian flu in Bangladesh were recorded around this time. However, the records were incinerated along with the surrounding town. The cause of the fire is unknown to this day, and many nearby residents and survivors have no recollection of the town ever existing though it is marked clearly on road maps.

>>2885969
I'm surprised they don't have one of the more common images there.

(More common, since there were around 5 if this one alone from Google Image Search)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Briere

Michael Brier was in fact absolutely correct when he attributed his actions to pornography. He was influenced by the ancient and misunerstood "luck" spell that a manga-ka had woven into his underage hentai in the hopes of enhancing his readership. That manga-ka has since died; the police officially report he attempted seppuku after living alone for thirty years, but the truth is they discovered him having slit his belly open not as a means of suicide so much as a means of eating his own intestines, which he was apparently enjoying with several unlabelled and unidentified herbs and spices.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenson_Blake
The same metal from those typefaces is used nowadays in Stephenson Blake's welding products.

The power in those letters never fades.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_and_Waldo%27s_Book_of_Love

They're poisoning our minds. You know who they are, trying to control us and to accept them.

The Penguin Agenda.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

I came up with three different articles on H. P. Lovecraft in a row when I ran this.

I believe that wikipedia is trying to tell me something.

Perhaps something sinister, perhaps that I should leave my house and meet girls so I don't end up like HPL, but in any case the fact that an online database is trying so hard to communicate with me is disconcerting.

>>2886341
>I came up with three different articles on H. P. Lovecraft in a row when I ran this.
Oh Jesus. Good luck, buddy.

>>2886341
The internet Gremlins are restless tonight. They're like the Hounds of Tindalos, only with electronic images. Best to turn off the monitor to close the "Window into another plane" effect.

RIGHT.
NOW.

This is the order I hit them in:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_works_by_H._P._Lovecraft
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft:_Against_the_World,_Against_Life
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraft_Country

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha:_An_American_Girl_Holiday

The movie was created by summoning the deceased souls of the girls via a magic circle and binding them into a master tape, then forcing them to relive their lives. Every time someone watches the movie, the souls are ripped from dormancy to act out their roles again. Some say that if an individual watches the movie several times in a row, the tape will start to burn through, and the dialogue will be replaced by eerie, distant screaming.

>>2886419
If I were you I wouldn't touch any books for the next three days.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Buckley
None of these articles have pictures for a reason. All of these men look exactly the same.

If your last name is Buckley, don't name your kid Peter. He's got a harelip and one in three dies young.

(Not as ugly as Tim Buckley)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perro_de_Presa_Mallorquin

This breed has a form of sexual dimorphism that is shown in larger cranial circumference in the males. This is because that the males have glands in their heads that secrete a chemical that grants low telepathy, mostly represented by 'hunches' when applied to the human brain. Refined and distilled, human users gain a powerful form of telepathy, but become addicted to the sensation of picking up the surrounding population's emotions, slowly mentally degrading to the mental state of the animal the chemical was taken from.

This is the best thread I've seen in days.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Liberators_(comics)

The Lady Liberators actually made 53 appearances throughout the Avengers comics, but were replaced with background characters and the stories rewritten when death threats were made to the creators.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Lady_of_Mount_Carmel_Catholic_Church

All four of these churches lead to the same interior. Masses in each city are held at seperate times for this reason. The Denver 'church', however, has a gate to Hell in the basement, a chorus of screams guarding the door. If the church is entered from the other cities, the gate is not present. Travel between the cities may be possible, but those who have tried have not been seen again, and soon a new scream can be heard in the Denver basement.

Some say that the /tg/ Archiving process isn't really for people to read threads from the past, but more as a study of what the general state of the hivemind is.

As more disturbing threads start being archived, covert operatives start posting cute things to counter the negative emotions.

>>2886764
I see what you did there. And... Over there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanitarian_Engineering

Humanitarian engineering may be defined as 'research and design under constraints to directly improve the genetics of inferior populations'. What is most distinctive about this type of engineering is its targeted audience - those that might be classified as 'inferior'. Humanitarian engineering places strong emphasis on the cultural context of engaging in engineering activities which impact the poor, the marginalized, the disenfranchised, and those that lack the means to address pressing problems. As such, training for one who participates in humanitarian engineering incorporates Social Darwinism, Eugenics and Population Control as well as rigorous genetic engineering basics.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzba%C4%9F

Buzbag is a wine produced in Anatolia. It is named after the creature that taught mankind to make it. Sometimes sacrifices to this creature are still made by certain locals--generally these are little offerings of food, water, and wine, but whenever a vinyard owner's young child mysteriously disappears, the wine is declared a great vintage.

one last bump

>>2886764
Sauce?

>whenever a vinyard owner's young child mysteriously disappears, the wine is declared a great vintage.
lolwut

>>2887959

the idea is that the kids are fed to whatever it is that makes the wine and that creature maeks the wine taste better

>>2887993
>>2887775
Not >>2887959, but
I lol'ed so hard.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scar_Creek_Airport

Scar Creek Airport. Yeah, it's been abandoned for more than a year now. It wasn't anything to do with the decreasing trade the airport was doing, either. The problem was that too many planes were landing.

Scar Creek might have been one of those backwater airfields where you'd get four or five Cessnas taking off and landing on a good day. But as soon as night fell, that was when the show started.

They would come in silently, or with maybe just the slightest hum. Broken, rusted airliners. Twisted, waterlogged aircraft dredged from the bottoms of lakes or left to sink to the bottoms of seas.

The first one was an old DC-3. It only had one wing, and there were gashes all over its fuselage. I was there when it landed, flying elegantly and silently, with seawater dripping from it like rain. It sat on the tarmac like that for what felt like hours before its passengers disembarked. Jesus! The rotted remains, the animated semi-skeletons, climbing down from the plane. They milled around for an hour or so then they staggered back into the wreck and it took off, screaming into the black above us.

The next day we were convinced we'd just imagined it or something. The office was checked out thoroughly for gas leaks. Not a thing, but we kept the windows open that night, just in case.

Just after midnight, and the DC-3 came in, low and slow. And it had brought friends.

They didn't abandon Scar Creek because there weren't enough planes landing there. They abandoned Scar Creek because there was no sense sharing it any more. And trust me, if you've ever lost relatives in an air crash, stay the hell away from Scar Creek. Chances are one day you might see them, having a smoke break by the waterlogged or flame-scorched wreck they died in, before they take off silently from the Airport Of The Lost.

I'm lazy. What the tit is Unknown Armies?

>>2889011

It's an RPG about magic and the paranormal in a modern day setting. A lot of its fluff is presented in this rumour form.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unknown_Armies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMNZS_Kahu_(P3571)

They say the Kahu was recommissioned in 1947, but the reality is the Kahu was duplicated after going to Solomon Island. Sometime in 1966 the two recombined and then disappeared. It is said it will return in 2012 with a new sentient life form on board.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Liang

Princess Liang actually was created by Qifu Mumo. Helian Ding was so frightened by this technique that he destroyed the entire kingdom of Qin. He executed every noble, for fear that they were made by this technique, but there has never been any confirmation that he got Liang.

>>2888997

BRICKS

HAHAHAHAH Holy Shit someone has to do one on this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alive_in_Oslo