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10/20/08(Mon)16:21 No.2844330"Yarr, Tis quite a Tale to be SurArrr. Twas many a yarr ago, I be Sailing round the NArrthern coast, my ship a laden down with precious Metals and Silks. Ah, was quite a HArrd. The Seas wArr calm that day, Calm do ya heArr me, not a wave nor even a ripple to be seen. Like a great piece of fine blue silk, thats how I've always said she should be. Well, as I were saying, we were rounding the coast, a'heading for the nearest hArrbor, when a great wind blew across the sea, a'strikeing our sail a full to the mizzenmast. Or whatever ye landlubbers call it, its a damn sail either way, Yarrr. Me and me crew, we ain't seen no clouds or nutin, so we were just a'wondering where such a mighty Gust be comming from, when the first wave stuck our hull. Rocked the whole ship it did, from side to side like a the Tits on an old barmaid, har har har. Narr offence meant mam, I likes em Squishy I does. Me and me crew, we wArr a tumbling everywhar, backwards and forwards and sidewards we was, but them waves, they just kept a'comming out of nowhArrr. Me mate, ol Jim was his name, He a'managed to grab the wheel and tried to put us steady. Fine sailor he was, fine man too. Damn shame, damn shame. Well, it didn't work on the entirely, but I managed to get to me feet, first time in all my yArrs at sea I felt so sick lads. I stumbled to thArr rail, trying to see if there was a Starm commin. Well, thArr was. Just not the kind I be used to. Damn, Damn Shame." [Damn, Posts too long.] |