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    25 KB Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:24 No.2841437  
    [**[ - TRANSMITTING ACROSS ALL FREQUENCIES - ]**]

    People of the Imperium of Man! MY PEOPLE!

    I, the Immortal Emperor, have awoken after millenia wandering the Warp, uncovering all of it's secrets and knowledge! Using that, I have formed alliances with all who would rock out with us as equals.
    But now, after aeons of travelling and learning, YOUR GOD-EMPEROR WANTs TO PARTY DOWN WITH HIS PEOPLE!

    Come to the ten planets of the Phestos system, my people, and feast at my laid table! ALL TASTES WILL BE CATERED FOR!

    You want Titan arm wrestling matches? Then have them! Dark Elf guitar solos? I deliver! Techno rave cruises across the sun? The ships are already waiting, glow sticks awaiting distribution! Hardcore Chaos Rock! Tau Electro! Space Marine Heavy Metal! Pole dancing Sororitas! Techno Tank Races! I! PROVIDE! ALL!

    COME TO ME, MY DEVOUT DISCIPLES! TOO LONG HAVE MY CHILDREN FOUGHT IN MY NAME. TOO LONG HAVE YOU CRIED THE BITTER TEARS OF DESPAIR! COME, AND LET ME BE YOUR DJ AS WE ROCK ACROSS THE STARS!

    [**[ - TRANSMISSION ENDED - ]**]
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:25 No.2841439
    IMMORTAL ROCK EMPEROR OF MAN
    >> Kasrkin Mehlman 10/20/08(Mon)05:26 No.2841443
    This sounds like heresy to me.
    >> GRANDFATHER DREADNOUGHT 10/20/08(Mon)05:28 No.2841451
    >>2841437
    MY LORD HAS RETURNED AS HE PROMISED. I SHALL BRING MY TITHE OF KEGS TO THIS GATHERING TO HONOR HIM.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:29 No.2841460
    Know where me and my regiment are going first? To Phestos Epsilon. Tzeentch HIMSELF will be playing heavy metal for two years straight.

    His guitar solos go for two months at a time! FUCK YEAH!

    Anyone else want a spot on the top of the Leman Russ? The mosh pit is going to be over a continent in size.
    >> Kasrkin Mehlman 10/20/08(Mon)05:30 No.2841465
    >>2841451

    Do you not see this trap for what it is, old man? This is a filthy trick of Chaos! Feast?! Party?! POLE DANCING SORORITAS?! This reeks of the hand of Slaanesh!
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)05:33 No.2841479
    >>2841465
    Do not be a party pooper, Kasrkin! I set aside my diffrences with the Imperium to provide fresh-grilled food for all!
    *uses Talon of horus to flip meat patties while Ygemethor diligently tends the flames of the various grills*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:36 No.2841493
    >>2841460

    Tempting, but first my battle brothers and I are going to the Space Stations above Prime. The Tau are having a five-way Techno mix-off between the best artists from the Earth, Fire, Wind, Air and Ethereal Castes. When I'm not breaking it in the strobe spheres where the battle is taking place, I'll be playing Anti-Grav Scrumball in the Biodomes below the floors.

    Beat that shit.
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)05:41 No.2841512
    I AM HERE TO REFEREE THE NO-HOLDS BARRED ULTIMATE DREADNOUGHT FIGHTING CHAMPION SHIP WITH THE MAIN EVEN BEING TANKRED OF THE BLACK TEMPLARS VS. GRANDFATHER DREADNOUGHT OF THE GLORIOUS IRON WARRIORS.

    ARE YOU ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO DO BATTLE?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:41 No.2841515
    >>2841465
    If Slaneesh means pole-dancing Sororitas, then Slaneesh is okay by me
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:45 No.2841529
    OI LADZ, DIDJA 'EER DA UMIES IS GETTIN TOGEVVER FER A BLEEDIN' 'UGE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AT FEST-OES? OI SAY US BOYZ GO 'N' CRASH IT, MAKE A PROPPA PARTY. OO'Z WIFF ME?
    >> An Ork 10/20/08(Mon)05:48 No.2841536
    >>2841529

    Ya zoggin gitz! Git sumfing fast an cum ta da sevenf planet. We iz holdin da biggest an baddest race evar, anywere! Blastin across tha deserts, shootin fings, chuggin dat humie beer da Empra gived us and ROKKIN OUT ORKY STYLE! No stoppin, no sleepin! Wen ya get tired of da gitz you is rokkin wiff, just jump over ta the next ride an leave em in yer dust! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)05:51 No.2841549
    ATTENTION ALL PARTY-GOERS, SLAANESH HAS BROKEN OUT SOME OF HIS PERSONAL PORN STASH AND IS NOW ON THE WIDESCREEN ON PHESTOS 6. ANYONE UNDER 90 IS NOT PERMITTED TO SEE SLAANESH'S ULTRAPORN.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:53 No.2841559
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    Don't forget the stripteasing Culexus'es and Eldar Farseers. They've come from all across the galaxy to provide YOU with the most MINDBLOWINGLY AWESOME cocktease, and God Emperor save me if you touch them.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:53 No.2841562
    >>2841460

    FUCK YEAH! I'll take a spot on the Russ, mate!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:53 No.2841563
    >ANYONE UNDER 90 IS NOT PERMITTED TO SEE SLAANESH'S ULTRAPORN.

    I lol'd then got mildly disturbed
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)05:54 No.2841566
    >>2841549
    Holy mother of all cockfuckery, that's some awesome shit, dude.
    >> 'Umie 10/20/08(Mon)05:54 No.2841567
    >>2841536
    Hey, ork! You know what we call your biggest WAAAAAGH! ever?
    A mosh pit!
    >> An Ork 10/20/08(Mon)05:58 No.2841575
    >>2841567

    Dat's zoggin rite! WE GOT A MOSH PIT WIF TRUKKS AN BUGGIES!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:00 No.2841580
    >>2841493
    Where's the Heart Caste?
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:03 No.2841589
    ATTENTION ALL PARTYGOERS, PLEASE GIVE THANKS TO THE NECRONS FOR PROVIDING JANITORIAL SERVICES AND THE TYRANIDS FOR PROVIDING GUILT FREE SPORT FOR THE EXARCHS, BERZERKERS AND BLOOD ANGELS OUT THERE.

    ALSO, ON PHESTOS 3, THE MECHANICUS HAS BROUGHT OUT ITS STOCK OF TITANS SO THAT YOU MAY EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF PILOTING ONE. RACE SPECIFIC TITANS ARE ALSO PRESENT, ALONG WITH TITAN SIZED TYRANIDS FOR SPORT.
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)06:04 No.2841591
    >>2841580
    The Ethereals are the Heart Caste obviously. Now do you want your hot dog or not?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:05 No.2841595
    Hold on guys, Khorne's sending a Vox... let me get a clearer signal...

    ATTENTION, MAGGOTS! THIS IS THE BLOOD LORD KHORNE! IF ANY OF YOU DARE TO COME TO PHESTOS BETA, YOU BETTER BE READY TO DRINK WITH THE BEST! EVERY NEWCOMER HAS TO SKULL A BASILISK SHELL OF CHAOS WHISKY AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE, FOLLOWED BY EATING TEN POUNDS OF BARBECUED MEAT! ANYONE WHO PASSES OUT AROUND THE FIRES BEFORE THE THIRD DAY WILL PROMISE THEIR SKULL TO ME AFTER THEY DIE AND WILL BE SENT OFF PLANET!
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:05 No.2841596
    >>2841437
    Father...did you invite me?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:06 No.2841601
    >>2841596
    GTFO Pariah
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)06:07 No.2841606
    >>2841601
    *executes with Talon*

    My Primarch, i welcome thee. Dost thou wish to partake of the Sons of Horus's cooking?
    >> =][= 10/20/08(Mon)06:08 No.2841613
    Awfully Slaaneshi around here.
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:09 No.2841619
    >>2841606
    Hmmm...well I guess my father said it best

    HELL YEAH

    *looks around* Now where the hell is Ahriman...I told him to bring the fireworks
    >> Abaddon 10/20/08(Mon)06:09 No.2841621
    WILL THE FEAST BE HANDICAP ACCESSIBLE?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:09 No.2841624
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    sounds a little EXCESS in here
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:11 No.2841632
    ATTENTION ALL PARTYGOERS,THE HISTORICAL ROLLER-COASTER RIDE DETAILING THE GREAT CRUSADE AND THE *AHEM* 'HORUS HERESY' IS NOW OPEN ON PHESTOS PRIMARY, JUST INSIDE THE EMEPERORS MOBILE GOLDEN PARTY PALACE.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:11 No.2841634
    *** A FRIENDLY REMINDER ***

    As you rock alongside your Emperor, he wishes to remind you that if you catch an STD from one of the Daemonettes, Wyches or Guardswomen then your friends the devout followers of Nurgle will be only too happy to remove your afflictions. And remember to send a beer their way for their trouble!

    NOW THROW YOUR FISTS IN THE AIR FOR THE IMPERIAL FISTS AND THEIR HEAVY METAL PLAYING TITANS!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:12 No.2841642
    HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOUR ARMS BACK?!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:13 No.2841648
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    This thread made me cry manly tears. The proposition of a peaceful resolution to the multi-millenia-long war being brought about with a party of such cosmic magnitude...
    Were I a psyker, my head would explode a million times over.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:14 No.2841652
    BEST...INVITE...EVAR *tear*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:14 No.2841653
    >>2841642
    He typed with his nose.
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)06:14 No.2841654
    >>2841621
    I knew that armless clone was a horrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:15 No.2841664
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    >>2841642
    The moar you know!
    >> Brother-Captain Kellen !HtvaxWIqK. 10/20/08(Mon)06:16 No.2841670
    My Bretheren will be providing security detail thoughout the events. The daemons of Chaos shall be kept in-check throughout the proceedings.

    Enjoy the party, knowing that you shall not succumb to the taint while the God Emperor watches over you.
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:17 No.2841673
    >>2841634
    YOU ADVISED TO IGNORE ANY DISPLAY OF AFFECTION TOWARDS THE SONS OF DORN, AND INSTEAD ENJOY THE SYMPHONIC ROCK OF SONS OF LEMAN RUSS.

    IF YOU SEE RUSS, DO NOT APPROACH WITHOUT MEAT OR BOOZE IN YOUR HANDS.
    >> Hyperion !!LtgOgT0wJFN 10/20/08(Mon)06:17 No.2841674
    Please note that we ask the Farseer amongst us to cease cheating when betting.
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:17 No.2841679
    >>2841654
    Yeah probably but heck, *puts a hand on your shoulder avoiding the spikes* We've had worse ideas haven't we my son.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:18 No.2841685
    BLESS THE IMMORTAL EMPRAH!
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)06:19 No.2841691
    >>2841679
    Like that time on Ullanor... oh man, i didn't think it would work but the orks actually fell for it.
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:23 No.2841710
    >>2841691
    Yeah...except for the whole "only us" surviving part and an entire spear tip getting wiped out, but yeah it worked...

    Oh, and that time I tried to take on the emperor and he accidentally'd my entire soul all of the place.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:23 No.2841711
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    MANLY
    FUCKING
    TEARS
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:24 No.2841712
    ATTENTION ALL PARTYGOERS, THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS WILL START IN 15 MINUTES AT THE EMPERORS MOBILE PARTY PALACE. BLAZINGLY FAST GUITAR OF THE SPACE WOLVES SHALL CLASH WITH THE ETHEREAL TONES OF THE ELDAR, ORK ROKK WARING WITH THE TEMPLARS ROCK-HYMNS, TAU TECHNO THROWING DOWN WITH OLD THE OLD FASHIONED ROCK N' ROLL OF THE IRON WARRIORS.

    BE THERE!
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)06:25 No.2841723
    >>2841710
    Yeah. Its a good thing i managed to get your corpse out and clone it, otherwise it could have gotten pretty bad.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:28 No.2841737
    ATTENSHUN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHERS! OUR MEKBOYZ IZ PROUD TER PRESENT DARE LATEST INVENSHUN: KARA-ORKY! LET ANY UV YER 'OO ARE ORKY ENOUGH CUM AND ROKK WIV US!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:28 No.2841740
    You look across the landscape of life, all eyes towards the giant screens placed every fifty kilometers which showed Slaanesh thrashing his pure amethyst guitar. The motions were gentle, loving, sexual and sensual, but also sadistic and controlling at the same time.
    Standing from your seat on the roof of the Dark Angels Thunderhawk, you look into the sky. Hundreds of thousands of ships sit in low orbit, carrying millions more of the screaming legion of rockers. All watched as Slaanesh slowly brought the instrument to a crescendo before cruelly stopping, not looking up as the entire planet went silent, glued to their screens.

    I AM YOUR GOD OF GODS. NOW ROCK.

    In time to his blazing chords, twenty trillion fans of every race headbanged and thrashed their hands in the air. You are no different, joining in the earth shaking fervour as the planet roared their approval.
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:29 No.2841748
    >>2841737
    And now for mah favorite song, Dedicated to my father the EMPRAH!

    1,2,1,2,3 HA!

    ANNNNDDD IIIII WILLLL ALLLWAYYSSS LOVEEEE YOOUUUU!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:30 No.2841753
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    Pitiful basketball players of the Phestos system, I am Night "Bubblegum" Bringer, commander of the Necron Forces. For generations, your puny system has lived in peace with the Necron Empire. But now, for no reason, we challenge you to defend your honor on the basketball court. Will no one meet our challenge? Have none of you pathetic organics game?
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:32 No.2841761
    ATTENTION ALL PARTY-GOERS. PLEASE AVOID THE GRAV-BALL CAGE ON PHESTOS 10, AS ONE OF THE BALLS HAS PENETRATED THE NECRODERMIS OF THE NIGHTBRINGER. I MUST LEAVE TO CONTAIN THIS PROBLEM. PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THE LIGHT SHOW PROVIDED BY THE BREACH AS IT IS LETHAL.

    YOU ARE COMING TOO ABBY.
    >> Fexy !Efchz00JLk 10/20/08(Mon)06:34 No.2841768
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    FUCK YES, PARTY TIME!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:35 No.2841770
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    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:35 No.2841772
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    >>2841753

    Up yours, clanker! The Holy Inquisition will bring more than you can imagine in all your immortal lives! We'll beat you to the punch, and punch you to the beat! Let's do this!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:38 No.2841789
    DIS BAS-KIT-BALL GAME LACKS HITTING. WE NEEDS A ROIGHT GOOD FOOTBALL TURN-O-MINT!
    >> Horuesy !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:38 No.2841791
    >>2841753
    Silly Necron, you know you can't jump and besides...the nightbringer...oh wow thats shiny..I really shouldn't look at tha--*head explodes like psyker*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:40 No.2841795
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    >>2841753
    Shirts vs Blouses........
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:40 No.2841798
    >>2841791
    Oh...*facepalm* since when did my OTHER clone get here?

    wait...who told you my secret passwordnamethingy?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:40 No.2841801
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    Good morning, party-goers.

    My fellow Daemonettes and I are looking for fun with any and all willing participants. Ork, Eldar, Kroot, we want you all. Dock with our pleasure ship as we cruise the system. We guarantee your stay will be... pleasureable.

    As a special offer, if you bring your sister our Daemonette will too.

    Hope to see you all soon...
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:43 No.2841806
    >>2841791
    *SLAYS WITH LASCANNON*

    ATTENTION ALL PARTYGOERS, THE SUPER BLOODBOWL WILL BEGIN IN 26 HOURS. PREPARE YOUR TEAMS AND REGISTER AT YOUR LOCAL KIOSK.
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:45 No.2841813
    ATTENTION ALL PARTYGOERS: ARCHIVES MUST BE CREATED OF THIS PARTY FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS. PLEASE TURN OVER PICTURES, VIDEO AND RECORDED SPEECH OVER TO INFORMATION KIOSKS FOR COPYING.
    >> Slaanesh 10/20/08(Mon)06:45 No.2841816
    >>2841806
    I enter my team of
    David Bowie
    Freddy Mercury
    that is all
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:46 No.2841817
    >>2841801
    Woo I'm so genetically a badass I can get all the STDs I want
    >>2841813
    PERTRAUBO Don't tell me we are using remembrances for this...are we?
    >> PERTRAUBO 10/20/08(Mon)06:48 No.2841826
    >>2841817
    THEY ARE NOT CALLED AS SUCH, BUT YES. I AM AWARE OF YOUR... DIFFRENCES WITH THEM.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:50 No.2841831
    >>2841801

    As an ex-Daemonhunter, I know what these ladies like.

    For example, penises.
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)06:51 No.2841836
    >>2841831
    Sir, these ladies of the night enjoy sex organs you've never seen before.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:51 No.2841837
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    Now making open invitations to the C-C-C-C-COCAINATORIUM
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:52 No.2841840
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    It's the slam diggity!
    >> Macha 10/20/08(Mon)06:55 No.2841846
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    I heard The Emperor is here.

    I hope he likes my party costume... I brought it today from the Dark Eldar Clothing Shuttle.
    >> Abbadon the Despoiler 10/20/08(Mon)06:56 No.2841851
    >>2841846
    Golden,Mobile Party Palace on Phestos Primary, Ever-Virgin.

    Though with an outfit like that, i think your going to lose that title.
    >> Horus !!jvCuWJ8NrnK 10/20/08(Mon)06:57 No.2841852
    >>2841826
    Well that my brother is an understatement, BUT...is anyone chronically this event with pictures?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:58 No.2841859
    >>2841816
    DAMNIT SLAANESH YOU ALWAYS PICK THOSE 2 AND THEY ALWAYS KICK EVERYONE'S ASSES!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)06:59 No.2841866
    Oh god...I weeped manly tears reading this greatest of threads.

    So fucking beautiful.
    >> Sororita Angelica 10/20/08(Mon)07:03 No.2841885
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    >>2841851

    Not if I get to him first.

    I cum... FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> ROGAL DORN 10/20/08(Mon)07:08 No.2841911
    >>2841851
    >>2841817
    >>2841826

    HORUS! PERTURABO! ABADDON! THE EMPEROR WANTS YOU ABOARD HIS MOBILE PARTY PALACE ASAP! KHORNE AND HE ARE DOING BODY SHOTS OFF SORORITAS AND HE WANTS YOU HERE TO JOIN HIM.
    >> Guardsman Jim 10/20/08(Mon)07:15 No.2841941
    Aww, man. They'll probably let all the other guardsmen go before we get a chance. Cadians are probably trying to figure out how to dance without somebody barkin' out cadence as we speak.
    >> Macha 10/20/08(Mon)07:15 No.2841945
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    >>2841911

    I know he's busy doing shots, but maybe... maybe I can ask him to come aside for a moment... and we can get some Ulthwe wine?
    >> God Emperor of Mankind 10/20/08(Mon)07:17 No.2841949
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    >>2841846


    HOT DAMN!
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind !!/d8K0QcQ9P7 10/20/08(Mon)07:22 No.2841964
    Wow.

    What the fuck is going on here?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:22 No.2841966
    Will the REAL God-Emperor of Mankind PLEASE STAND UP?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:23 No.2841971
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    Lets crusade!
    TO THE DANCEFLOOR, IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!
    >> The God Emperor of Mankind 10/20/08(Mon)07:24 No.2841974
    I'M SPARTACUS!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:25 No.2841976
    >>2841966
    PLEASE STAND UP
    PLEASE STAND UP
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:25 No.2841977
    ITT: Proof we all wish deep down that it was Peacehammer 40K
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:25 No.2841980
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    >>2841971

    FUCK YES
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind !!/d8K0QcQ9P7 10/20/08(Mon)07:26 No.2841984
    >>2841974
    I'm the tripfag formerly known as The God-Emperor of Mankind.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:28 No.2841988
    >>2841977
    Nah, peacehammer is boring, THIS IS PARTYHAMMER BITCHES!!

    Now where is Typhus, I want to hear his DEATH METAL!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:30 No.2842004
    How about... polka?

    I've got my lederhosen nicely pressed.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:32 No.2842009
    'OO WANTS SUM DEEP FRYED SQUIG! I FRYED IT IN THE BEST USED GEAR OIL I COULD FIND IN THE WRECKS ON THEYTAH!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:34 No.2842013
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    >>2842009

    OI! PASS IT DIS WAY!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:36 No.2842019
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    >>2842009
    FUCK YEAH! FINALY SOME MANLY FOOD! GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SHIT, FUCK!
    >> Brother-Captain Kellen !HtvaxWIqK. 10/20/08(Mon)07:38 No.2842028
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    STOP
    Hammer time
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:41 No.2842042
    OI! GIMME A LEG 'N' A BEER OVER HERE, YA GIT!
    >> STOP... Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:41 No.2842044
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    ...Macha Time! :D
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:45 No.2842058
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    --- Cutting the feed from the Tau Electro Duel, Macha switched the feed of the entire Party Palace to one of herself fully naked, sitting on a king size bed with a purple velvet comforter. In her hand was a microphone. ---

    E-Emperor, this one's for you...

    We're no strangers to love
    You know the rules and so do I
    A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other gal

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    We've know each other for so long
    Your heart's been aching
    But you're too shy to say it
    Inside we both know what's been going on
    We know the game and we're gonna play it

    And if you ask me how I'm feeling
    Don't tell me you're too blind to see

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:46 No.2842063
    >>2842058

    B-Beautiful...


    POUR OUT YOUR HEART GIRL
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:47 No.2842065
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    >>2842058

    I dun git it. Where'z 'er armour?!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:49 No.2842073
    >>2842058

    Then Macha slept with the Emperor for like fifty hours.

    THE END.
    >> Slaanesh 10/20/08(Mon)07:51 No.2842077
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    >>2842058

    Looks like Macha knows what she's doing, and I hereby present you all with my Daemonettes

    Have fun boys
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:52 No.2842078
    >>2842073

    Only THEY could perform such a fear


    Well after all, they ARE destined to be in love
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:52 No.2842079
    >>2842078

    fear? You must mean feat
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:53 No.2842081
    >>2842078
    >such a fear
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:53 No.2842082
    >>2842058

    So... we're witnessing how Warhammer 40 000 will end.

    I think it will go like this:

    > The Emperor is roused from his living death by Macha's soul as it searches for her love, despite Eldrad's best attempts to stop her feelings from getting out.

    > Emperor calls the greatest party the Universe will ever see, having achieved ultimate enlightenment in his time asleep.

    > Macha comes, immediately realises that she is destined to be with the Emperor

    > She pours her long-overflowing heart out to the Emperor, he realising she is the one.

    > Macha loses her virginity in the Mobile Party Palace's Crystal Hot-tub

    > Macha and The Emperor rule the Partyverse hand in hand for all eternity.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:54 No.2842083
    >>2842082

    FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME

    PARTY HARD!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:55 No.2842087
    This thread needs an instant archive with CONSTANT updates

    just because
    AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:56 No.2842091
    >>2842082
    Man, and if this became GW canon I think even the most raging neckbeards would be blinded by the sheer awesome to care.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)07:57 No.2842093
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    Farsight... For the greater good...

    I CHALLENGE YOU TO DDR! 10 minutes... Biodome 3...

    FIVE CREDITS SAYS THE KROOTOX DANCES BETTER THAN YOU!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:02 No.2842105
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    >>2842082
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 10/20/08(Mon)08:02 No.2842108
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    rolled 5 = 5

    >>2842093

    I WILL TAKE THAT CHALLENGE!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:06 No.2842118
    Finally, Macha's Kara-orky came to an end. A single power chord reverberated throughout the feed... the time for rock had come.
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 10/20/08(Mon)08:11 No.2842125
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    rolled 4 = 4

    >>2842118

    Indeed! Now is the time for Fat Bottomed Girls!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:13 No.2842128
    Someone PLEASE ARCHIVE THIS!

    We need the genesis of Partyhammer recorded! That, and naked Macha love ballads.
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind !!/d8K0QcQ9P7 10/20/08(Mon)08:17 No.2842137
    >>2842125
    I don't think that's "Fat Bottomed Girls", if only because I don't remember there being a "please" in the song.
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind !!/d8K0QcQ9P7 10/20/08(Mon)08:18 No.2842139
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    >>2842125

    I don't think that's "Fat Bottomed Girls", if only because I don't remember there being a "please" in the song.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:19 No.2842142
    >>2842128

    Tried it, but it is not showing in suptg for some reason...odd.
    >> Nurgle 10/20/08(Mon)08:20 No.2842148
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    CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
    THESE WOUUUUUUUUNDS THEY WIIIIIIIIIILL NOT HEEAAAAAAAAL
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:20 No.2842149
    OOOOH, you gonna take me home tonight?
    oooh, down beside that red firelight;
    are you gonna let it all hang out?
    Fat bottomed girls,
    You make the rockin' world go round.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:22 No.2842157
    >>2842148

    Why so sad, Papa Nurgle?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:23 No.2842160
    JUST AN AGROWORLD GIRL!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:23 No.2842161
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    FUCK YEAH TAU TECHNO PARTY
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:24 No.2842164
    /teegee/ you have made my entire fucking week... thank you

    *sniff*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:24 No.2842167
    >>2842160
    LIVIN IN A LONELY EMPIRE
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:27 No.2842182
    Nixon's going out for some uh smokes, they're uh real good smokes.

    2 hours.
    >> Simmonz, Greater Deamon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)08:28 No.2842186
    In tribute of Macha's Performance, My Knights in Slaanesh's Service will be playing live.. NOW!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf79MCuQ8jM
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 10/20/08(Mon)08:29 No.2842194
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>2842139

    Naw, there is a please. But it's spoken. Trust me. I know rock.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:33 No.2842210
    I want nurgle singing never gonna give you up
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:34 No.2842213
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    >>2842194
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:39 No.2842227
    >>2842213
    >Fry_squint.gif
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:40 No.2842231
    Petition GW to make this the canon end of the universe. Show them this thread, it cannot be stopped!
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)08:41 No.2842236
    >>2842194

    This is the recorded version

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiP2KEkrM-k

    2:29 its there.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:44 No.2842241
    Has this been archived yet?
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind !!/d8K0QcQ9P7 10/20/08(Mon)08:45 No.2842244
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    She's a backwater girl
    Livin' on a lonely world
    She took the soonest ship goin' aaanywheeere...

    He's just a hiver boy
    Born and raised in Necromunda
    He took the soonest ship goin' aaanywheeere...

    He sees her in a smoky room
    Smells amasec and forgeworld fumes
    For a crown they can share the light
    It goes on and on and on and oooonnnn

    Xenos waiting, all across the rogue trader station
    Their shadows searching in the night
    Spacer humans, living just to find emotion
    Searching for the Emprah's light

    Guardin' hard to get my fill,
    Everybody wants a thrill
    Prayin' to anyone to not get killed,
    Just one more time
    Some will win, some will lose
    Some end up as bio-goo
    Oh, the holovid never ends
    It goes on and on and on and on

    Don't stop believin'
    Hold on to the feelin'
    Spacer people
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:46 No.2842248
    awful lot of fagot in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:47 No.2842250
    Sangius and Lion El Johnson will now sing a duet

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:47 No.2842252
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    >>2842186
    Fuck year
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:48 No.2842257
    [**[ - TRANSMITTING ACROSS ALL FREQUENCIES - ]**]

    ATTENTION! THE SLAANESHI PARTYSHIPS HAVE ARRIVED WITH THEIR SHIPMENTS OF LOLI DAEMONETTES! ALL INTERESTED PARTYS, REPORT TO ORBITAL PLEASUREDOMES SIGMA-THETA-FUCK AND ALPHA-OMEGA-OOOHHGODYES!

    [**[ - TRANSMISSION ENDED - ]**]
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:53 No.2842269
    >>2842248
    >fagot

    Awful lot of awful in that post. 0/10
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:54 No.2842273
    >>2842257
    [**[ - TRANSMITTING ACROSS ALL FREQUENCIES - ]**]
    OH GOD-EMPEROR, DON'T DO IT! INQUISITORS EVERYWHERE <INTERMITTENT GUNFIRE>
    MY LEG, MY LEGHWARGLYNENEJH!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:55 No.2842274
    Still not Archiving. What the fuck!
    >> Link 10/20/08(Mon)08:56 No.2842280
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    Gee, it sure is BORING around here...


    JK! *brings in subwoofers*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:59 No.2842285
    >>2842244

    I cried manly tears
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)08:59 No.2842286
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    I see an open mike.

    Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
    Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
    Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
    Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
    Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
    Load it, check it, quick rewrite it,
    Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
    Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it,
    Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
    View it, code it, jam, unlock it,
    Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
    Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,
    Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
    Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
    Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
    Turn it, leave it, start, format it,
    Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
    Trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it,
    Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
    Snap it, work it, quick erase it,
    Write it, get it, paste it, save it,
    Load it, check it, quick rewrite it,
    Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
    Drag it, drop it, zip, unzip it,
    Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
    View it, code it, jam, unlock it,
    Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
    Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,
    Name it, read it, tune it, print it,
    Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,
    Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
    Turn it, leave it, start, format it.

    TECHNOLOGIC
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:02 No.2842289
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    GANJA FO' DE GANJA GOD!
    >> DISCONOUGHT 10/20/08(Mon)09:02 No.2842290
    WITH MY SISTERS OF BOOGIE, HAVE A NIGHT ON THE TOWN!
    EVEN IN DEATH I'LL STILL GET DOWN!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:09 No.2842295
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    In honour of the end of all wars and in rememberance of all our fallen, my Sisters Repentia and I present this. Emperor, it was always an honour to serve you in war. Now it's an honour to serve you shots.

    ----------------------

    Bring it back or when it's over take me home
    I'm healing
    And when in doubt you'll live without all you have known
    You've been feeling
    So what if you said it's over and out for you my friend
    When painting the view, I'm standing beside but I'm all over you

    If I run tonight would you promise to be there
    Would you say the words that comfort me, they're all around I swear
    If I run tonight and I take it overboard with a word or two
    I give to you, it's all I can afford...

    Now it's just another scene to drag me in for protection
    It's just the way you choose to say
    It's wearing thin, true collection
    So what if you said it's over and out for you my friend
    Just who would I call, i'm seeing a part but i'm hearing it all

    If I run tonight would you promise to be there
    Would you say the words that comfort me, they're all around I swear
    If I run tonight and I take it overboard with a word or two
    I give to you, it's all I can afford...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:10 No.2842301
    I am afraid of sleeping, /tg/, because if I sleep, I might awaken to this having died without being archived.

    Don't let this die.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:10 No.2842303
    Gentlemen, I'm retreating to the basements for some sleep with the other lightweights. Please get this thread to the rememberancers, so that it be archived for all who come after.

    Good evening.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:11 No.2842304
    At least screencap this thing someone! Please!
    >> The God-Emperor of Mankind !!/d8K0QcQ9P7 10/20/08(Mon)09:15 No.2842311
    Dudes, it's archived.

    I got it alright, who said it wasn't already?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:18 No.2842319
    >>2842311

    Where? WHERE!?!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:19 No.2842322
    >>2842319
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2841437/

    THIS PARTY SHALL BE ENSHRINED FOREVER!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:24 No.2842345
    Where's the rocking comissar and his rocking guard?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:24 No.2842346
    >>2842322

    Ah, I can rest in peace.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:30 No.2842373
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    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:30 No.2842374
    >>2842290
    Should we get Guardsmen to provide a laser show, venerable funknought?

    Conquer the floors like you did in the times of old!
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)09:31 No.2842379
    >>2842346

    LET NOT THIS PARTY END

    WE SHALL ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT LONG

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLpbcgc814
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:32 No.2842386
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    The TAU would like to challenge the ORKS to a space race.

    YOU BETTER BE THERE.
    >> DISCONOUGHT 10/20/08(Mon)09:34 No.2842400
    >>2842374
    BRING ME SOME LASERS AND A SMOKE MACHINE TOO!

    BRING SOME NOISE WITH THAT FUNK OR I'LL END YOU!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:44 No.2842451
    >>Pole dancing Sororitas!
    I'm there.
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)09:45 No.2842459
    This is dedicated to our beloved Sororitas

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7fxN3g5sLw
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:47 No.2842470
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    >> Salamanders Fanboi !!3huhktkKj6R 10/20/08(Mon)09:50 No.2842484
    >>2842470
    I must have this picture saved at least a dozen times
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)09:51 No.2842489
    ''Dark Elf'' ?

    This is fishy..
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 10/20/08(Mon)09:53 No.2842499
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82OM5tzcrk
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:02 No.2842522
    ATTENTION SCRUBS: THE ALL-EVERSOR FULL BODY CONTACT, NO HOLDS BARRED EXTREME SPORTS TOURNAMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. SPECTATORS KINDLY MAKE YOUR WAY TO AND ALL THOSE WITHOUT A DEATHWISH KINDLY VACATE THE SOUTHERN PENINSULA, AS THERE ARE LIKELY TO BE EXPLOSIONS. EARPLUGS ARE ADVISED, AS MULTIPLE EVERSOR WRYYYYYYYYYYY-OFFS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE BURST EARDRUMS. AND HEADS. HAVE A GOOD ONE!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:04 No.2842531
    >>2842522
    I thought they dance-battled.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:09 No.2842562
    >>2842531
    THEY CAN DO TWO THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T THEY?!
    >> =][= ORDO XENOS OFFICIAL BUSINESS =][= 10/20/08(Mon)10:15 No.2842593
    [**[ - TRANSMITTING ACROSS ALL FREQUENCIES FROM SLAANESHI PLEASURE SHIP OMNIGASMIC - ]**]

    The Ordo Xenos would like to take this opportunity to point out that the Ordo Hereticus is a pack of lightweight sissy-pansy-nancy-boys.

    Praise the Emperor and pass the Loli Daemonettes!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:16 No.2842595
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    My face would instantly turn like this from the sheer awesomeness of the party.

    I hope the gods grant party people some kind of immortality because guardsmen don't last very long staying up all year doing speed, sexing and listening to earth shattering tunes.
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:17 No.2842600
    >>2842459

    *Wipes away tear*

    THIS is why I became a guardsman. In the hopes that one day we would come together. IN THE NAME OF ROCK!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV2xVvJddxY
    >> Tanith Trooper 10/20/08(Mon)10:20 No.2842613
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    What are you doing, going around, having fun?!!
    My planet is DEAD!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:20 No.2842616
    HOLY SHIT! did our commissar just do a line off a daemonette?! and is kharn smoking a bowl with vulkan?! bout time he chilled the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:21 No.2842618
    The sororita part sold me, easily.
    But tell me, will there be farseer/harlequin mud wrestling as well?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:22 No.2842624
    >>2842618
    No, but there will be baby-oiled tribadism.
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:23 No.2842629
    >>2842618
    Of course. It would not be a bitchin' party without it.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:23 No.2842632
    >>2842624
    Guaranteed symmetrical docking?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:24 No.2842635
    THIS IS BROTHER-CAPTAIN OLDUPUANDIFUA GANJAMAN OF THE SALAMANDERS. WE WILL BEGIN THE WEED-BOMBING OF PHESTOS VII IN FIFTEEN MINUTES. IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO GET HIGH, THEN, ER, TRY NOT TO BREATHE FOR THE NEXT TWELVE HOURS OR SO. MESSAGE ENDS.
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:26 No.2842641
    >>2842624
    Well fuck me...now it's between two awesome choices.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:29 No.2842650
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    and just
    WHAT
    THE FUCK
    IS GOING ON
    HERE?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:29 No.2842651
    >>2842624
    Including Harlequins, right?
    It just wouldn't be awesome without them...
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:30 No.2842657
    >>2842650
    gb2eyeofeyeofterror heretic
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:30 No.2842658
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    DID SOMEONE SAY GOLDENPARTYPALACE, BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE SAID GOLDENPARTYPALACE.

    THIS PUNY DRAWFAG APOLOGISES FOR THE RUSHED EFFORT, BUT IT'S SHEER AWESOME IS TOO OMNIPOTENT TO BE CAPTURED AND ILLUSTRATED BY A SINGLE MORTAL BEING
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:30 No.2842660
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    >>2842650
    oh SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:31 No.2842667
    >>2842650
    female xenos wrestle, and cover themselves in baby oil.

    And its all approved by the fucking EMPEROR himself so you can't do shit.
    Hurts, doesn't it?
    You'll just stare like a fucking sissy, and won't be able to do shit!

    Now where the hell is the sororita/dark eldar beach volleyball tournament, people?!
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:32 No.2842670
    >>2842650

    JUST EMBRACING THE WISHES OF THE EMPEROR COMMISSAR FUKLAW SIR!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:32 No.2842671
    >>2842624
    Yay!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:34 No.2842673
    Tau Electro sounds awesome.
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)10:35 No.2842674
    As the night continues we now have the Tau Electro Drones circling high above you, bringing this peaceful melody.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-9vIZyvTw
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:36 No.2842680
    ...goddamnit all this mention of tribadism has made me want to watch porn and I have stuff to do (so why am I on /tg/ in the first place?..)
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 10/20/08(Mon)10:36 No.2842682
    >>2842671

    SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:36 No.2842683
    >>2842650
    it's called
    A PARTY
    YOU FUCKING
    FAGGY HAT WEARING
    DOLT!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:37 No.2842685
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    >>2842657
    ......
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 10/20/08(Mon)10:39 No.2842693
    Good lord.

    SOMEONE GET FUKLAW SOME HERETICS.

    HE NEEDS TO KILL THINGS
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:39 No.2842694
    Can't be bothered reading the entire thread, but if somebody hasn't mentioned fucking Eldar doing Daft Punk, I'll kill you all.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:44 No.2842716
    ...is it just me, or does the good Comissar Fuklaw look an awful lot like Richard Nixon?
    >> Simmonz, Greater Daemon of Slaanesh !7v9TUnjVXM 10/20/08(Mon)10:45 No.2842722
    >>2842694

    Join with adding your own music and stories of this GREATEST PARTY IN THE UNIVERSE

    *snorts some coke from the ass of a farseer*
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:47 No.2842726
    Fuklaw, I was wondering when you'd show up. Grab a Sororita and a beer and dance.
    >> SCOUT SERGEANT RAGEICUS 10/20/08(Mon)10:47 No.2842727
    >>2842650
    >>2842685
    AND THERE I WAS, TELLING YOU THAT IF YOU SHOVE YOUR HERETIC FACE IN HERE AGAIN, I'D GOATSE YOU UNTIL I CAN LOOK OUT OF YOUR CUNTFACE...

    HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK!
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:48 No.2842730
    >>2842694
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtdWHFwmd2o
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:48 No.2842731
    >>2842078
    why has no one done the third thread, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:48 No.2842733
    >>2842722
    Dear God-Emperor, even better; AdMech Daft Punk covers band.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:50 No.2842737
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    For a time...
    I considered sparing this wretched little party.

    But now...

    You shall witness...

    ITS DISMEMBERMENT!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:50 No.2842738
    THE SOUND SYSTEM ON THE NORTHERN CONTINENT OF PHESTOS VII IS NOW ACTIVE, WITH DJ DEVIL ON THE WHEELS OF ADAMANTIUM. YOU AIN'T HEARD JUNGLE 'TIL YOU'VE HEARD CATACHAN JUNGLE.
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:50 No.2842739
    HAND DANCE BITCHES!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:51 No.2842743
    >>2842738
    This makes me happy in the pants.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:52 No.2842746
    >>2842737
    I don't think one Khornate commissar can take on all of us...
    >> SCOUT SERGEANT RAGEICUS 10/20/08(Mon)10:53 No.2842748
    >>2842737
    COME ON, OLD CHAP! I SECURED A BARREL OF BUGMAN'S FINEST, DELIVERED THROUGH THE RIFT BY A SLANN. HAVE A DRAUGHT!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:53 No.2842749
    My question is, what are the Angry Marines doing during this?
    >> Unicron 10/20/08(Mon)10:53 No.2842750
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    >>2842737

    I'm suing for copyright
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:55 No.2842760
    >>2842738

    Will they be do a mix of Welcome to the Jungle?

    (Sorry - had to do it.)
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:56 No.2842764
    >>2842731
    standard tg laziness.
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)10:57 No.2842769
    >>2842764
    There was one. Just wasn't archived and/or very popular.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:58 No.2842772
    >>2842737
    Emperor himself approves of this.
    If you don't like it, YOU are the heretic.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:58 No.2842776
    This thread doesn't update anymore.
    Someone make a new one!
    >> ̖̊̋̌̍̎̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕ 10/20/08(Mon)10:58 No.2842777
    >>2841536
    >>2841529

    i dunno about you guys, but im hanging out with the orkz.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)10:59 No.2842780
    >>2842749
    I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE DOING YOU SHIT FELCHING ANAL LEAKAGE, WE'RE FUCKING POUNDING BACK STRAIGHT FUCKING AMASEC WITH THOSE CANDY ASS DICKLESS WORLD EATERS.

    THE SPINELESS BALL MUNCHERS WHO DIE OF ALCOHOL POISONING LOSE.
    >> Mootzarro !moot/UIi/o 10/20/08(Mon)11:00 No.2842783
    All Imperator Titans have been refitted with the best speakers available and reclassified as Amperator Titans, bringing you the Emperor's rock wherever you are.
    >> Brother-Captain Kellen !HtvaxWIqK. 10/20/08(Mon)11:00 No.2842786
    Gentlemen

    If you are going to introduce bands, music must accompany.
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:00 No.2842788
    >>2842776
    I'll bring the cocaine!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:01 No.2842794
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    I KILLED THE EMPEROR ONCE BEFORE YOU TRIPLE HERETICS!!

    I CAN KILL YOU ALL!

    NO ONE HAS EVER OR WILL EVER KICK MY ASS!!!
    >> Brother-Captain Kellen !HtvaxWIqK. 10/20/08(Mon)11:03 No.2842799
    Are we on autosage?
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:04 No.2842804
    Can we get Fuklaw hooked up to that "World of Purging" VR thingy the AdMechs made? Dude needs to let off some steam.
    >> Temper Maximus !!tth/tv+hsYe 10/20/08(Mon)11:04 No.2842807
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    HOLY SHITTING DICKNIPPLES BADGERCUNT WHY IN THE LOVE OF THE HOLY FUCKER EMPEROR OF THE FUCKING WOMBSLICER MANKIND WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME SHITSLICER THUNDERCUNT PARTY!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:04 No.2842808
    >>2842794
    You killed the EMPEROR?!

    That is double HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:06 No.2842814
    >>2842799
    yeah, so someone make a new one already.
    callidus, farseers and sororitas...
    This thing is just too fucking awesome to give up!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:09 No.2842827
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    did someone put something in my drink?

    I feel...strange.
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:11 No.2842832
    >>2842827
    Maaaaaaaaaybe....

    I bet it was those dirty xenos on the pleasure craft. You better go check it out. They're weak against nude martial arts so....yeah.
    >> Grand Master of the Officio Assassinorum 10/20/08(Mon)11:11 No.2842834
    >>2842827
    No need to think about that, my dear commisar
    You won't feel anything, soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)11:14 No.2842840
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    are those wretched xenos...scissoring?
    >> Temper Maximus !!tth/tv+hsYe 10/20/08(Mon)11:15 No.2842841
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    >>2842827

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU OLD FARTINGNIPPLE SHITBUCKET OLD GRAMPY MAN
    BETTER PARTY OR YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING PART OF THE FUCKING ANGRY WOMBSLICER MARINES
    >> GuardsmanJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:16 No.2842852
    >>2842841
    Can I join up?

    I can get pretty goddamn angry.
    >> Brother-Captain Kellen !HtvaxWIqK. 10/20/08(Mon)11:17 No.2842855
    >>2842836


    THE PARTY CONTINUES!
    >> Temper Maximus !!tth/tv+hsYe 10/20/08(Mon)11:24 No.2842889
    >>2842852
    YES YOU FUCKING CAN YOU PIECE OF SHITSNIFFING TYRANIDBAIT
    >> ANGRYGUARDSMANJ !!z7uzSqwd1ft 10/20/08(Mon)11:31 No.2842908
    >>2842889
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YES!

    WHERE'S ME A FUCKIN POWER NAILBAT?! I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF! WAIT! WHERE'S ONE OF THOSE SLAANESHI WHORES?! THERE'S GOTTA BE A SICKFUCK BADGERFUCKING SADIST AMONG THEM!
    >> S. Kwat, Demiurg Brewmaster 10/20/08(Mon)11:32 No.2842910
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    Gwahaha! Are we too late? We brought several tankerships of our fine beers and ales. Everyone's welcome to have some!

    (Except the Orks)

    (...ok, the Orks can have some too)

    (We'll just water it down a bit)
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)12:00 No.2842989
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    >>2842910
    No sweat, we've got the ale!
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:36 No.2843656
    SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS, MY TITLE FOO IS TOO WEAK
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
    >> Anonymous 10/20/08(Mon)14:40 No.2843681
    >>2843656

    It IS archived, but it just won't show up on the list

    proof is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2841437/


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