As many are unaware, humanity is actually composed not only of the "Imperium's finest," but also numerous subspecies of lesser creatures that were once men. These are the result of humans remaining isolated on outpost worlds for centuries. I won't go into the details of why this occurs, but it does. The Imperium is forgiving of some of these creatures: ratmen, ogryns and the like. They have uses. However, one subspecies apparently proved too problematic to shove into isolated military service, out of public view. This subspecies is the Squat.

My research began thirteen years ago, when I actually came into contact with a live Squat. This occurred While researching the ruins of one of the fringe worlds of...

What the hell is that?

No! No, this is online! This is impossible! I WAS SAFE!

T H I S TIME! NO! DON'T LET THEM!

S E E N THIS DAY!

squats are dumb ban poster close thread

*slow clap*

B E I N VAIN! I- MMFF!

Well that was psychedelic.

Hey.

OP, I salute your memory.

Oh you assholes.

None of you saw a fucking thing.

Dumbass OP forgot to invoke Candlejack to protect himse

>>2839505

Yeah. Because when has Candlejack ever gott

>>2839500
you're fly's open.

Not a fucking thing.

>>2839505
>>2839507
Candlejack and Squats sitting in a tree...

This is not the greatest thread in the world.

No.

This is a tribute.

BY THE THRONE, FUKLAW, YOU IRREDEEMABLE HERETIC! SQUATS ARE OUR ALLIES IN THE CORE WORLDS! THEY'RE BLESSED BY THE MACHINE GOD! IF I SEE YOUR THRICE-DAMNED FACE AGAIN, I'LL STRETCH YOUR ANUS AS FAR AS YOU'RE STRETCHING YOUR COMPETENCES!

Holy god, this thread is epic.

Dear god.

I am frightened.

>>2839492
>>2839500
>>2839512
His hat has me thinking Arby's.

>>2839558
Need I remind you to beware the alien, the MUTANT, the heretic? Humans are PURE creatures, unlike the abominations that the Imperium has saw fit to cleanse and purge from the universe.

I love the OP

>>2839525
...What about them?

>>2839574
damn you now I'm hungry and they closed two hours ago.

I love /tg/

I don't see what the deal is. It's not like Squats were a bad idea or anything.

Space dorfs are pretty coo

>>2839653
Really?

FUCK YEAH SQUATS!

Ah...squats. Most people see a war blimp armada and panic. I see a war blimp armada and count the flaming debris.

SO GAMES FUCKING WORKSHOP WANTS TO FUCKING TELL US THAT LITTLE TERMINATOR ARMOURS GOT EATEN BY NIDS OFFSCREEN? A WHOLE GODDAMN RACE FUCKING EATEN BY SHITSTAINED FUCKING SHIT TYRANID SCUM? SHIT SHIT FUCK, I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT! BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT!

>>2839761
SHIT FUCKING BULLSHIT, YOU FAGGOT! DO YOU KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SHITTY BLIMP AND A FULL SCALE, RIGID FRAME AIRSHIP? BET YOU DON'T, COCKGOBBLER. MULTIPLE CHAMBERS, DOUBLE LAYER WITH FOAM INSULATION. YOU FUCKING SHOOT IT WITH YOUR PANSY GUN, THE HOLE SEALS. ALL IN THE FUCKING RULES, THE BOOK IS RIGHT HERE.

>>2839818

Line it with necrodermis for all I care. I can take it down.

>>2839574
>>2839852
Ok, I'm definitely amused now.

>>2839863

The fact that my brain has actually started to associate Kyonko with the real you has me very, very depressed.

>>2839834

IMMA WAAAAAAGH'IN MAH BLIMPS!

>>2839834
LET ME FUCKING CITE:

1-3 NO EFFECT
THE SHOT HITS ONE OF THE GAS CELLS, TEARING A SMALL HOLE WHICH IS QUICKLY SEALED UP.

4-5 GUNDOLA HIT
THE SHOT HITS THE GUNDOLA WHICH HAS TO MAKE A 1+ ARMOUR SAVING THROW MODIFIED BY THE ATTACKER'S SAVE MODIFIER. IF THE SAVE IS FAILED THE GUNDOLA IS WRECKED AND THE OVERLORD DESTROYED.

6 HULL RUPTURED!
A HUGE HOLE IS TORN IN THE HULL AND THE OVERLORD STARTS TO FALL MAJESTICALLY OUT OF THE SKY. THE OVERLORD SCATTERS 3D6 CM IN A RANDOM DIRECTION BEFORE CRASHING (2D6 CM IF IT WAS AT LOW LEVEL). ANYTHING CAUGHT UNDER A CRASHING OVERLORD SUFFERS AN AUTOMATIC HIT AND MUST MAKE AN UNMODIFIED SAVING THROW TO SURVIVE.

SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO SHOOT THE FUCKING AIRSHIP AFTER ALL, WHILE THE MOTHERFUCKING CYCLOPS RAPES YOUR PANSY ASS.

>>2839876
I had one guy reading all my posts in the voice of Kyonko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8s6-C3HDM&feature=related

>>2839901

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

>>2839901

I think that might be the worse fate. And now I'm going to start doing it subconsciously thanks to that. Crap.

>>2839912
I'm completely innocent.

I didn't realize the fifth wall could be broken.

>>2840000
I didn't realize there was a fifth wall to break.
A fourth on the other hand...

>>2840000
>>2840016

Hell I break the sixth wall all the time. You all need to get with the times.

>>2840016
Well, it's established that the fourth wall can be broken. The fifth - the wall between user and interface - was once thought sacred. I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>2840031
So you're already at full hivemind state? JAWESOME! How does it feel?

>>2840042

I think some people were genuinely sad that a potential Squat thread was killed off.

Why do most of these squat figures make me think of Cubans? And even more so Cas

One of /tg/'s finest works.

Also, all threads are being read in the voice of the DoW announcer.

For the love of the emperor someone screencap this.