Macha's virginity is reserved.

For Slaanesh.

The emperor can only resurrected by her tender loving xenon-witch care.

requesting story about how the Emperor and Macha actually destined for each other but Eldrad just being a dick about it.

ITT one samefag who keeps pushing this macha x emperor shit

>>2827260
MOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

ITT we show our love for Macha

>>2827280
Is dat sum incest time?

>>2827282
Nah just some sister loving

Macha needs incest. Incest makes everything better.

Macha never get any... :9

>>2827282

They're not even from the same craftworld

40k can be grimdark... but it sure can be cute too

Cute? THAT IS HERESY

>>2827405
Well this is /tg/ canon.

>>2827405

>>2827405

Bitch dont know about love can bloom.

>>2827439
Oh, for the love of Him On The Throne Of Earth, spare him.

I'm actually quite curious about how will the emperor will be resurrected. Anybody got any story or theory about it?

>>2827405
Yes they are

At least if the novels are to be believed, they're biel-tan

>>2827412

>>2827470

Weren't they both Eldrad's daughters? Or was that a /tg/ creation?

>>2827470

From a google search on them marcha is biel-tian and taldeer is ulthwe

>>2827484


probably /tg/ creation as said they are both from different craftwrolds

>>2827562
OR, Eldrad really got around a few millennia ago.

I can totally see him one night standing every woman possible on their most Fertile night just to ensure lots of sprog dropping.

>>2827437

>>2827258

where do you got all this?

Ah good morning /tg/

I must say I'm disappointed in your progress, I'd imagined you all would have more posts


Tell me... did it trouble you at first to learn this forbidden secret?

>>2828455
Did it trouble you when you cast me into the Abyss?!

Am I the only one who is noticing the slow slow updates of the threads?

I'd like to know too

does this mean I'm destined for the Empra too?

who the fuck drew all these pictures anyway, and furthermore, is this drawfag still around?

>>2828474
No one is on...

>>2828539
So new they haven't even taking the plastic sheeting off.

>>2828455
Did it trouble your mom when she saw your ugly face?!

>>2828455
What happen if the emperor have sex with macha?
Eldar and human will go hand in hand dancing in the meadow?
Can love bloom on the golden throne?

>>2828462

no not rly

>>2828650

I will explain more of this tale at a later time, for one does not start divulging everything to immediately please the masses

For how would we have marketing and plot?

>>2828539
>>2828633
Chink drew these, you must be new.
Sent off to the army, if only you knew.

>>2827273

Even though we all know her as a redhead...

My God, I like her better as a blonde

>>2828731

seconded

>>2827273
>>2828731
>>2828788

all in favor of Macha's true hair color being blonde? and that her red hair is simply dyed as a result of her sexual frustration and depression?

>>2828806

Well considering that all of Chink's artwork can be viewed as Macha with blonde hair...

AYE

>>2828633
your trolling aside, it wasnt hard to just give me the explanation that >>2828683 did. thanks.

Who the fuck is MACHA?!

the eldar farseer form dow dark crusade iirc

>>2828869

my mistake macha is from the dow original campaign, taldeer is in winter assualt & dark crusade

>>2828875
ok, thanks

>>2828806
NO
FUCK YOU

You know, with the fact that because the Emperor will never be accessed again by anyone except the Custodes

And Macha will never learn her destiny...


This love story... is on permanent hold ;_;

>>2828932

It could be worse, we could go with C.S. Multilaser's color of silver

>>2828875
It's easy to forget. She only appears in something like two missions, and nobody ever says her name.

>>2827458

his soul goes to the underworld, gives the neverborn the middle finger, reincarnates, and eventually rejoins it's bound exaltation.

>>2828933

Unless through a quirk of chance, Macha runs into Little E

>>2829041

omfg a loophole

Little E, as he grows up over time, eventually runs into Macha somewhere in the galaxy


Beat Eldrad didn't plan for this

>>2829049
>Bet

fixed

>>2829041
DRAWFAGS AND WRITEFAGS AHOY

DELICIOUS LITTLE E SHOTA RAPE

>>2829062
Somewhere, the Sororitas are planning to celebrate with their new honorary member.

>>2829049

Wouldn't he then become Medium E?

>>2829096
HNG
Sudden pulse of angry.

Carry on.

HA, I think he should stay Little E simply because of the symbolism

Even though he could be the same size of Big E when he grows up

But hot damn, this is one hell of a loophole

Too bad Macha dies in the Dawn of War II trailer. She never got any.

;__;

>>2829176

Can't be Macha, because she's Biel-Tan

That was an Ulthwe Farseer
Unless Relic pulled a fast one and changed the original craftworld

>>2829176
>>2829206
I wish they'd make the campaign Eldar Iyanden.

The lack of drawfags can only mean one thing
They must really be doing a good job on the artwork they are creating

So does thsi mean that when the Emperor finally gets her, Liivi will be related to the emperor through marriage?

If that is the case, who could possibly want to even come close to hurting him while within the imperium?
Especially with all the fanatical inquisitors that will be everywhere (if you thought they were religious BEFORE..) shaping up the imperium so that the emperor doeswn't look at them and frowns.

Just frowns...
That right there should cause the inquisitors t break down and cry like little babies, begging for forgiveness.

Has tg found a way to give LCB a GOOD END?
Also, a way to have someone punch Eldrad in the face.

>>2829537
Or they have finally been chased away by sagefags.

>>2829206
Nowthat we have 2 Macha, does that mean the commisar can get one as well from that other writefaggotry?

>>2829560
I support this idea.

>>2829176
>>2829206
I thought she wasn't a farseer?
It was discussed that she's a warlock or some shit...

>>2829560
Speaking of that writefaggotry, why was it never finished?
It seemed pretty good, from what I could tell.

As did the vindicare/sister sinai writefagotry, as well, though that wasn't finished because the writefag was apparently banned or something?

Macha, the most beautiful woman in existence

Emprah, the most awesome man in existence


Together?

No wonder Eldrad became a dick

>>2829601
don't think you are ever going to see the ending to those, I'm afraid...unless someone else finishes it instead of the original writeffags.

>>2827253
>>2827266
>>2827268
>>2827276
>>2827412
>>2828455
>>2828650
>>2828933
>>2829041
>>2829049
>>2829140
>>2829539
>>2829688


O.O


^///^

>>2829717


d'awwwww.....

>>2829717
Be happy, Macha!
You get to help your sisters boyfriend out by making him related to the one guy no one in the inquisition can look in the eye and accuse of heresy, as well as get to have the Emperor be your first!

And see eldrad punched in the face.

>>2829717

;_;

this thread is samefag all the way through

>>2829717

I think she's in shock

>>2829771

One person doing this entire thread?


Who knows, but it's made an impact nevertheless

The previous thread that started the whole thing is already 10 and up on the positive side

>>2829771
>BAWWWWW

It's at least two :3

>>2829771

what series is this?

>>2829947

moar specific plz

>>2829959

who are these people from? macha and such

>>2827393
They're such good friends :3

>>2829978
UNLEASH THE SHITSTORM

>>2829978
Dawn of War series

Even though Macha was BARELY mentioned at all in the game, her popularity soared when this pic surfaced by Miko
>>>2827370

>>2829978

>>2829978
Dawn of War for Macha
Winter Assault and Dark Crusade for Taldeer.
Nothing about Caerys?

>>2829761
Would this actually happen in case the Emperor woke up?

I'm going to make a Sims 3 Macha and Emprah when it comes out next Feb


And I don't care about the warnings of Securom, EA is actually now pressured into taking it away

>>2830062

>>2830065

I think Emprah is going to open a can of SHIT on Eldick

>>2830078
>open a can of SHIT

lolwut

>>2830077

>>2830077
Fine, too. But I thought Selena was too busy humping her statue.

>>2830086

>>2830089
Nah, that's Saint Anus.

>>2830078

you mean the compressed septic tank that's collected the Emperor's wastes for over 10000 years?

>>2830107

>>2830107
>>2830115
Much lolling was had.

>>2830107

dude, that's like a fucking shit nuke

>>2830102

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>>2830155

>>2830145

FUSION

Caerys or Taldeer confirmed for Dawn of War II
Macha still not getting any. Why does Relic hate her?

>>2830168

And that my friends, is how the Emperor is going to start off his revenge on Eldick

>>2830173
Because.

>>2829761

image dump

>>2830323


Good lord she's stacked

>>2830186
I support this idea
Also, can anyone imagine family dinner there?
We have Eldrad, the Emperor, Macha, Taldeer, lofn and liivi, at minimum...is it wrong to want to laugh crazily at the mental image I get from Eldrasd and the Emperor trying to outdo one another in being awesome to lofn, culminating in a horrible war that slaughters all necrons because of her wanting one of them as a playmate?

>>2830364


F-F-F-FUND IT

>>2830364
I dono last time I had a family get together half of my sons died...

>>2830364

All the Emprah has to do is remind Eldrad of his omnihood


>:D

I know there's been some samefagging, but I'm really enjoying all these macha pictures, most of which I've not seen before. Keep posting assholes!

>>2830426

That's what you get for having cloned sons, and so damn many of them

Plus not BEING there for them when they were growing up in foster homes kinda hurts them too


How about you have one child for now, and the PROPER way through the birds and the bees, and raise him/her with your hottie future wife Macha, and actually convince the Eldar to stop being such arrogant fucktards and realize that humans are violent and awesome to the extreme

>>2830462
they WERE proper births.... and also YOU try keeping track of 20 some odd kids... shit aint easy when you have a wole fucking GALAXY to run!

>>2830364

lofn and liivi?

>>2830484

Who was the mother then?

>>2830502
I'm sure there were quite a few...... Man last time I hold an Imperial orgy.....We needed the troops they said, Emperor ou need a son they said...

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW HIGH LORDS?

>>2830512

>>2830512

Shoulda waited, never procure 20 sons, half of which would turn on you and damn you to a throne of goldeness

Plus now no Macha

>>2829761
>no one in the inquisition can look in the eye and accuse of heresy
As I recall the answer I received to this question when asking a inquisitor was " like hell I can't"

>>2830551

>>2830546
Yeah you can say that shit NOW... But after the 4000th day of " OH EMPEROR PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE ORKZ ONE MORE TIME" You get pretty fuckin strung out and just want to fucking relax.... 20/20 hindsight yeah probably shouldn't have held the orgy.... Will I do it again? Eh theres just something appealing about red eyed fanatics willing to do anything for you....

Bah, Eldrad could take the Emperor. Well, not take him, but certainly outthink him.

And this Emperor and Macha stuff is bullshit. The Emperor was clearly gay for Horus, which is why he ignored every single sign and warning and sure his own immense psychic intuition that Horus was going to betray him. For the ultimate being he sure acted like an idiot.

>>2830571

Oh just retire and give control over to Barney the Dinosaur

>>2830575

>>2830581
sage for b'harnee

Anyone else noticed that the eldar word for human sounds like monkey?

(I know, I am awesome)

>>2830575

>>2830589

>>2830589
Oh, fuck!!, how clever...

>>2830596

>:\

>>2830581
>>2830596

FHAUFHAUFHAUFHAUFHAUFAHFUAHFAUFA

>:C

>>2830077
>>2830086
>>2830096
>>2830102

Wait, I thought Iron Shrine Maiden hated /tg/ because some were to demanding and others didn't kiss ass enough. Is she lurking for ideas or are we just taking?

It seems we have... how should I say, begun to rage on things that don't relate on the issue at hand


Perhaps I should explain the next part...

As you know, Macha is still a virgin and the Emperor is in a comatose, undead state.

Eldrad is consumed by acts of dickery, and Tzeentch is ever working hard to keep Macha and the Emperor safe.


Wait, safe you say?

I'll explain: Macha cannot lose her virginity to ANYBODY ELSE... except for the Emperor. If something like this were to occur, it would create a temporal paradox

And the Emperor cannot be allowed to die, for even though Tzeentch does not know what will truly happen if the Emperor were to die, he knows nothing good will happen in terms of the entire galaxy. Possibly... another temporal paradox


As it is, neither one of the two are aware of this destiny, not even the Emperor. Macha is naturally unaware, but the Emperor is not either because he is a firm believer in surprises. Surprises are absolutely amazing, and make the moments more enjoyable.

Eldrad hates surprises, so naturally he would gaze into the timestream to see every possible future

And lo and behold, his vision of the Emperor's exalted manhood both not only destroyed Eldrad's self-esteem, but also any chance of the Eldar truly working together with the Imperium as an official alliance.

As it stands, what chance is there of Macha, granted she even learns of her destiny, of ever seeing the Emperor on the golden throne? For her, this will remain unknown for the time being...

But as for the Emperor... *kain laugh*

Well... heh heh heh... right before he slept into the comatose state, he saw an image materialize in the distance that only he noticed from the golden throne.

It was Eldrad, who was dancing up and down like an idiot, mouthing the words in Jim Carrey fashion "IT WAS ME"

And held up a picture of his unborn daughter, Macha, in all her hotness and glory that he himself drew from his visions, and mouthed "YOUR WIFE, NEVER TO BE"

And promptly gave the Emperor the finger


As it is, the REAL last words the Emperor whispered were:


What a dick...
Vae Victus my children

>>2830497
oh, come on...
you don't know who lofn is?

>>2830408
I'm pretty proud of this idea, actually...
Also, come on..lofn, the Emperor, the couple of taldeer and liivi all together in a picture, with lofn sitting cutely in the Emperors lap, while he reads her a story about some knight saving some princess...you going to tell me that doesn't sound daawwww-worthy?

>>2830551
Have the inquisitor go up to the Emperor, fully awoken and standing like a motherfucking god before him, and have this inquisitor say that without blinking and so help me, I will go and be a hero.

These people live their life where the Emperor is everything there is.
There is no way, no fucking WAY, that the inquisitor can go up to a living Emperor, look him in the eye and accuse THIS guy of Heresy.
No fucking way.

>>2830714

I need a d'awww worthy image

Makes my day better

>>2830705

I can actually hear you in my head.

>neither one of the two are aware of this destiny
>But as for the Emperor

Wait a second...

Didn't that just contradict what you said?

Damnit newfags she's not blond, she will not be it is the will of the fa/tg/uy
Fuck....b\unch of ya don't even know who chink is

>>2830781


Did it? I'll leave that for you to decide

Remember, just because you know something does not mean you understand it


Vae Victus /tg/

>>2830497

If I remember correctly liivi is the name derived from the code number (IIIVI which all the converters I have have found say is 7) for the Vindicare Assassin from "Love can Bloom."

lofn is the child of liivi and Taldeer.

this is lofn

>harlequin

how ironic

>>2830705
>>2830713

Interesting

I hope ya'll realize this is definitely a tragedy, with no hope of them ever getting together


The Emperor will remain alive, but dead, on the throne

And Macha won't ever have the chance to be with a lover

Oh great, now we're back to grimdark


Fuck, I thought this would accumulate in LIIVI and Taldeer being protected, the Emprah and Macha getting together, and all that warm loving stuff

>>2830951


well you thought wrong! ;D

I request an artwork of Macha eating a chicken leg

>>2830951
They have lofn who Eldrad likes and if they won't get back together she'll get sad.
So yeah, good luck screwing with liivi/taldeer with this guy around to plan on keping lofn happy.

Also, they now have the Emperor.
You know the guy?
The one who keeps all 4 chaos gods away when severely weakened and half dead.
Alonside the whole military might of the Imperium, and the Eldars, since both the Emperor and Eldrad wants this to end well, apparently.
Also, Eldrad likes what liivi did to this other vindicare once, so he doesn't have much agaisnt them.

All in all, liivi WILL get released, if he is captured in LCB or if it is just part of imber, taldeer WILL see him again and things won't get grimdark when you have the fucking Emperor himself watching over you and your family personally with the support of kickass dickish Eldrad.

>>2831017

Awesome thinking


But I still think Emprah is going to punch Eldrad for fucking up in the first place at least

>>2831017
In short, very little will be able to stop them, since they have the Emperor here, which means they have the SoB (their god-like person supports them? Why, it is obviously HERETICAL to not agree to it!)
Same with the commisars.
And Space Marines.
And any IG group ever.
As well as the Navy, since who would seriously want to fuck with the most powerful psyker ever when they depend on the warp to travel around?
NOW someone tell me the inquisition will do anything but shit thei pants at the mere thought of causing the Emperor to frown, while in the same room as Adeptus Custodes and their Titans that were there to protect the Emperor.

All in all, nothing will threaten Liivi and taldeer.

Next up, lofn has heard about this poor sister of battle and her vindicare saviour.
Loking at the Emperor and Eldrad with big, teary eyes, she meekly asks them to help those two get a happy life.

Cue every single fucking Adeptus Custodes, Space Marine and SoB going and politely asking the people in charge of what happens to sinai to kindly fix her up without screwing anything over.
And cue the inquisitor that planned all of that shitting his pants as Harlequins led by Eldrad personally comes and makes it very, very, VERY clear what will happen if he tries shit with them again.

THIS is how grimdark is beaten, people!
By cute lofn!

>>2831044

Well... guess it's easy for Lofn to get away with anything when she makes new friends like popcorn

>>2831039
Until lfon jumps at his knees, crying and begging him to stop (well, after one punch, since Eldrad REALLY deserves it).

I'm completely serious.
She could probably stop fucking KHORNE from anything but looking guilty at having caused her to cry.

She is the ultimate combo with the emperor and eldrad to get peace and some anti-grimdark going.

>>2831039
Emprah punch -> liquefied Eldar.

This reminds me.
Isn't lofn friends with a tyranids, who is connected to a hivemind?
...cue hivemind coming and consuming all those "nasty meanies" that tries to ruin her daddy and mommies anniversary?

>>2831059
Holy shit, lofn befriends a grey knight?
You know, this is probably the same one that attacked her parents and who she has made feel guilty.

Her friendship power is fucking insane.

Also, should someone archive this or, alternatively, make a new thread?
This lofn idea seems like a good thing to kep going with.

>>2831078

>>2831078

Maybe, though he probably died after Taldeer went Mary Sue on his ass for nearly killing Liivi

As for archive, yesh, though I'm afraid I'd archive the wrong description

Funny how it just HAS to fit perfectly to properly represent the thread, much like movie posters

Obligatory

colorfag post

Postin Cute Lofn to conteract Shoggoth Lofn

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

and then... a random SoB encounter

>>2831103
Just say it is about macha/Emperor sex.
Add some comment about lofn and you're pretty much done.

Postin moar Cute Lofn

>>2830589
And Tau Gue'la=Gorilla

>>2831241

Think its meant to be closer to the chinese for 'White Devil".

>>2831241
well at least humans don't have a vagina on their forhead. fucking tau cunts.

>>2831252
gwai'lo?

>>2831171
Hell hey, at least I didn't post this one.

>>2831252

Echinsu Ocha!!!!

>>2831266

mm. makes sense, doesn't it?

>>2831203

Archived, now where are these drawfags >:C

well this threads about dead/gonna be dead
so lets get ready for a new one

>>2831304
Let it die.

>>2831312
LCB guys will never let it die
we can't stop them

>>2831304
so which one will post the new one, if there is to be one?

>>2831321
>>2831312

YOU DAMN RIGHT

good fucking god

>>2831338
DEAR CHRIST!

>>2831336
??? what?
not exactly hard to make a thread
1:Pick Pick
2:insert text and post
3:????
4:Profit

FRAKKING THRONE SOMEONE GET A MELTA

>>2831338

GOD ALMIGHTY WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW ME THAT IMAGE

>>2831338
That spider is just too damned cute~ <3

>>2831397
>>2831379

/tg/ - Arachnophobia

>>2831402
Ditto.

>>2831338

Nyoro~n

moar Lofn

>everything on this thread and the previous one

>>2831772
where is her other hand?

So, when the next thread is done, I expect it to be archived as well, then?

>>2831784
You already know the answer to that.

>>2831784

>:3

Reply limit reached

Macha just brings threads in for some reason

>>2831784
I think you know.

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