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Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:33 No.2751930

Hey /tg/, this is a Dwarf Fortress th-ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY RHESUS MONKEY

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:35 No.2751953 Rhesus Macaque you fag.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:37 No.2751963 File :1223339870.jpg-(187 KB, 375x500, ohsnapproperusage.jpg) >>2751953

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:40 No.2751976 >>2751953 Rhesus Macaque and Rhesus Monkey are two words for the same thing.

>>	Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/06/08(Mon)20:41 No.2751987 STOP STEALING MY TRASH MACAQUES!

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:42 No.2751995 Oh it can't happen from that far aw-ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY GIANT FLAMING ZOMBIE EAGLE

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:45 No.2752023 >>2751976 I don't care you don't get interrupted by rhesus monkeys those fags are smalltime rhesus macaques do the interrupting in my part of town.

>>	Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/06/08(Mon)20:46 No.2752029 Heh heh heh OH GO-EPYNONYMOUS REX CANCELS POST: Interrupted by Demon. Epynonymous Rex has been struck down!

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:47 No.2752033 Sage for Dwarf Fo- ANONYMOUS CANCELS SAGE: ON BREAK

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:50 No.2752047 When is Toady going to finish to army--ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE CARP

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:52 No.2752060 This thread has promis ANON CANCELS HOPE: INTERRUPTED BY TROLLS

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:53 No.2752068 Why do people keep getting interrup-ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY ENGRAVING OF CHEESE

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:56 No.2752084 File :1223340963.jpg-(10 KB, 300x398, 0416macaque_lone[1].jpg) Sup guyz wuts goin on in dis thread?

>>	Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/06/08(Mon)20:56 No.2752087 >>2752068 Wait, that's not a valid inter-EPYNONYMOUS REX CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY DEATH.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:56 No.2752091 File :1223341012.jpg-(65 KB, 600x750, motivator1265771.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:57 No.2752095 This is so fucking stupid. I've never even played Dwarf Fortress and I'm raANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY CARP

>>	Stray Cat 10/06/08(Mon)20:57 No.2752098 Hey gu-Stray Cat cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Too injured

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)20:58 No.2752103 FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GOING TO SLEEP SEE YA LATER FA-ANONYMOUS, UNEMPLOYED LOSER, CANCELS MASTURBATE: JOB ITEM MISPLACED

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:00 No.2752116 >ANONYMOUS, UNEMPLOYED LOSER, CANCELS MASTURBATE: INTERRUPTED BY MOM

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:04 No.2752136 Anonymous, Duke put a ban on the export of +kitten tallow biscuits+.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:06 No.2752145 >>2751930 has created a masterpiece!

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:07 No.2752151 I lol'd, th-ANONYMOUS CANCELED POST: INTERUPTED BY KUNG FU HUSTLE.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:09 No.2752172 >>2752098 Fucking THIS.

>>	Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 10/06/08(Mon)21:13 No.2752205 File :1223341984.gif-(4 KB, 159x174, sinistar.gif) I find this thread hila-SHAS'O R'MYR CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED B- ... ... BEWARE I LIVE.

>>	ZombiePanda !l/UpXGV2uE 10/06/08(Mon)21:15 No.2752224 ZombiePanda cancels foraging: Interrupted by Marksdwarf ZombiePanda is under attack! ZombiePanda has died.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:15 No.2752236 Kobald master thief has stolen +wolf leather asshat+ ANONYMOUS CANCELS PICK UP ITEM: JOB ITEM MISPLACED

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:31 No.2752343 The /v/irgins have bypassed your inaccessible game.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:35 No.2752365 Hai guys wuts go ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:42 No.2752415 ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY MEME

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:43 No.2752424 >>2752343 -1,000,00-ANONYMOUS CANCELS RATE TROLL: INTERRUPTED BY STURGEON

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)21:55 No.2752518 Kharn cancels berserk, gone berserk

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:22 No.2752654 >>2752343 I would have thrown them into a pit anyway.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:25 No.2752669 This post menaces with spikes of cat leather

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:31 No.2752693 This is stupider than Candlejack thr- ANONYMOUS CANCELS COMPLAIN: INTERRUPTED BY CAN

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:34 No.2752708 File :1223346893.gif-(2 KB, 288x194, dwarf fortress - pimp my smoot(...).gif) All posting is of the highest quality. This post menaces with spikes of win, and is decorated with bands of sameperson. On this post is an image of a Dwarf. The Dwarf is posting.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:37 No.2752724 "ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST" the new candlejANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY CARP

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:38 No.2752732 Everyone knows there's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:43 No.2752751 Anonymous cancels sage thread. Dangerous terrain.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:46 No.2752767 >>2752732 This is a rhesus macaque roast. It is made from finely minced rhesus macaque, highly minced rhesus macaque, minced rhesus macaque tallow, and finely minced =dwarven wine=. It menaces with spikes of bread.

Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:49 No.2752782

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ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE
ANONYMOUS: STORE ITEM IN STOCKPILE

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:53 No.2752801 Praise the miners! >>2752732 has struck Lulzantium!

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:56 No.2752819 File :1223348178.png-(88 KB, 407x405, whocares.png)

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:57 No.2752823 File :1223348268.gif-(87 KB, 600x500, venusourisconfused.gif) 'Bahn' Fikod Urist, Hammerer cancles hammer 'Anonymous' Urist McDwarf: Aroused by masterfully engraved image of a Tentacle Demon commiting a depraved act on a Human

Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:57 No.2752826

>>2751930
This is a +=*lulzy Dwarf Fortress thread*=+. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest order. It is made of lulz, posts and win.
On it is engraved a picture of Dwarves and a rhesus macaque in paint. The dwarves are making a plaintive gesture. The rhesus monkey is eating.

>>	Dorf 10/06/08(Mon)22:58 No.2752828 I hate you alDORF CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY BLACK PARADE

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)22:59 No.2752831 File :1223348341.gif-(11 KB, 334x646, KeenSaysFuckOff.gif) >>2752819

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:00 No.2752839 Buggrit buggrit buggrem. Millenium hand and shrimp! I told 'em! I TOLD 'EM!

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:02 No.2752844 >>2752732 Rhesus? For Breakfast?!

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:04 No.2752857 File :1223348651.gif-(184 KB, 320x240, MovieTheaterClap.gif) >>2752844

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:12 No.2752905 hey guys my balls itc-ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERUPTED BY FIRE

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:14 No.2752925 File :1223349299.jpg-(77 KB, 750x600, poster1576913.jpg) >>2752831

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:47 No.2753064 >>2752925 you forgot the 43580316513513161788 threads about 40k

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:51 No.2753083 File :1223351465.png-(150 KB, 600x1790, shitymotiv2.png) >>2753064 Well you see, 40k should be here.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:51 No.2753085 >>2752925 It's still better than /v/, which consists of trolls, rage, enraged trolls, retards, enraged retards, and a few games in between.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:52 No.2753094 >>2753085 Well sorry if I didn't come to /tg/ for rogue likes and relationship threads.

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:53 No.2753101 >>2753094 well sucks to be you then

>>	HAMMERMILL !a.664.JV8A 10/06/08(Mon)23:53 No.2753102 HAMMERMILL was unable to complete task: arrested by Conservative scum

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:54 No.2753107 if we're gonna bring old D&D games to /tg/ i'll ask anon to design me a 6 person party for the old classic goldbox game Pool of Radiance

>>	Nekose !5mhYQxOp7Y 10/06/08(Mon)23:56 No.2753123 File :1223351778.jpg-(5 KB, 184x184, spray.jpg) MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

>>	Anonymous 10/06/08(Mon)23:58 No.2753139 Ruh roh Shaggy. The raging sagefag from earlier today is back.

Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:01 No.2753164

>>2753094
Oh cry me a river. /v/ threads and relationship threads are the exception, not the rule. Before 4th edition, it was all 40k, after the 4th edition shitstorming mostly died down, there's somewhat of a balance of stuff in /tg/, so either find a thread that interests you, or make a new thread.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:03 No.2753172 >>2753164 Or I can sage your shit until you give up and leave.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:06 No.2753193 >>2753164 I don't know. For the past few days we've had a suspicious amount of naruto related posts.

Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:06 No.2753195

Nefore 4e was released DF and Dungeon crawl were talked about quite a lot on /tg/ and not a lot of people complained, the reason being that most of the fantasy stuff which happens in most traditional games like D&D and Warhammer happens in Dungeon Crawl and Dwarf Fortress too, and since they are ASCII based rule centric games, it barely hurts to have them at all.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:07 No.2753196 >Nefore Obviously supposed to be >Before

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:09 No.2753207 File :1223352575.jpg-(25 KB, 600x750, boatmurderedfire.jpg) >>2752905 anonymous becomes enraged!

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:10 No.2753218 >>2753172 I've got no life and no job and plenty of coffee. BRING IT ON BITCH

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:15 No.2753242 File :1223352902.png-(25 KB, 469x907, 1221736396504.png) NERD FIIIIGHT

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:17 No.2753253 >>2753193 Oh god seriously whats up with that? And that one tard tripfag-roleplaying as a naruto character, ugh. /b/ with traditionals.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:20 No.2753284 >>2753253 Thats what happens when you lose focus on a board, it becomes /b/ with a bit of its original goal.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:22 No.2753301 bumping to piss off sagefag

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:24 No.2753317 >>2753284 Nah. When /b/ gets tired of /b/ they go troll other boards. It circulates. They'll leave (save one or two) in awhile. The one or two will become namefags, and then we just ignore their threads. It all balances.

Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:26 No.2753327

>>2753317
Nah. When /b/ gets tired of /b/ they go troll other boards. It circulates. They'll leave (save one or two) in awhile. The one or two will become namefags, and then we just obsess over their threads and post writefaggotry of them and make threads just to insult them and talk about how games suck
fix'd

>>	Mport 10/07/08(Tue)00:40 No.2753419 File :1223354452.png-(27 KB, 620x282, ElephantvsDwarf.png) INTERUPTED BY ELEPHANT!

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:46 No.2753448 Elves piss me the fuck off. If I set up my depot in a small hole, with the only entrance being a bridge, and retract it and drown them. Do they elves start trying to kill me?

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)00:46 No.2753449 It's too bad Elephants are docile now.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)01:21 No.2753658 >>2753448 Does it matter?

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)01:23 No.2753672 >>2753448 I've been under elven seige for half a year now and I've only seen one. He's stuck in the bottom of a dry pond, on horseback. He couldn't even injure my herbalist. Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)01:57 No.2753919 File :1223359028.jpg-(169 KB, 600x872, 1096251585087.jpg) Bump because DF is relevant to /tg/s interests.

Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)02:59 No.2754291

>>2753172
see the funny thing about that is your saging DF threads is like that one Alcoholics Anonymous guy screaming into a beer festival to stop drinking, pack up, and leave. How well do you think that works? Sounds a little absurd huh?

So anyone here do a pencil and paper blue print but after a couple hours of building it in game to your distaste you landed one area a couple of blocks off? well just happened to me and I said fuck it and abandoned the site. THERE SHALL BE NO BLEMISH ON MY PERFECT DESIGN!!!

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:20 No.2754397 File :1223364042.jpg-(892 KB, 1578x1500, 10-07-08 dwarfsage.jpg) /tg/ has been in a fey mood lately.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:22 No.2754405 >>2753672 >couldn't even injure my herbalist For some reason this made me laugh the hardest.

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)03:30 No.2754441 >>2753094 >Well sorry if I didn't come to /tg/ for rogue likes and relationship threads. Are you REALLY sorry or are you jus-ANONYMOUS CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY DERAILED THREAD

>>	Anonymous 10/07/08(Tue)04:28 No.2754761 oh fuck I lol'd

Lady !yjS7Nj9Mpo 10/07/08(Tue)04:45 No.2754855

Anyone forget what the original intent of their project was.

I have a series of walls double-layered around my fortress' entrance. They're filled with water. My fortress is impenetrable unless assaulted by something that can break constructed walls, but there was a REASON I filled them with water I no longer recall.

I think it was related to my AquaDwarf idea, bLADY CANCELS POST: INTERRUPTED BY ZOMBIE HORSE

Epynonymous Rex !!taqDd9490Ip 10/07/08(Tue)04:53 No.2754883

>>2754855
I know what you mean. Of course recently my project, which happens to be the STILL incomplete Under-Tower, just never gets done. There's too much OTHER shit I have to baby sit that I've been unable to consistently keep my Miners at work.

I should kill that Dungeon Master so I can get a repreEPYNONYMOUS REX CANCELS POST: UNCONSCIOUS
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