>Click "Random Article"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
Forgot your link.

Julius Wernher. Painter.
Can you say "Animate Portrait"? Of course you can.

This Time album, by Al Jarreau. I smell an arsenal of instruments that hurl sonic blasts with varying effects.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C5%8Dj%C5%8D_Ujiteru


I am a undead samurai, forever wandering the lands, kicking ass in the name of vengeance and bedding hot women in the name of reverse necrophilia.

"Amazon Grimstad FK is a Norwegian women's football club from Grimstad. It is named after the Amazons of Greek mythology.

It was founded in 1999, when the women's football section split from FK Jerv. The senior team currently resides in the Toppserien, having played there since the 2006 season."

Once per adventure, I blow my kickoff whistle, calling a team of giant soccer women in to kick the shit out of my target.

>>2730366
Epic...yet disturbing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erio_Mondial

Wow, uh. I guess I have control of lightning/electricity and super speed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sign_of_the_Beaver
I have the shamanic powers of the injuns! Strange, considering I am very white.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufous-breasted_Sabrewing

fuck yeah, alternate form

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Guilhem-le-D%C3%A9sert

Fuck yeah, Desert powers!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceberg_Radio

Electricity AND ice, bitches. And a strange addiction to maple syrup: he is always seen walking around with a bottle of it strapped to his hip, which he'll drink from. This syrup, of course, is often mistaken for alcohol, or sometimes medicine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balta_Verde_River

Romanian Hydro Pump.

Boul River (Moldova)
The Boul River is a tributary of the Moldoviţa River in Romania.

I can make any body of water larger or smaller.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Ebanks
I specialize in blunt weapons, especially mallets, and can launch balls out at devastating speeds to destroy my foes by hitting them with a mallet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abadie

I am the Smoking Man. I gain superhuman strength and endurance, as well as the ability to speak fluent French, including the disgusting regional patios that comes from Quebec, as long as I am smoking a hand-rolled ciggy.

My Article: Heckler & Koch P2A1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_P2A1

My Power: FUCK YEAH JUBILEE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communists_in_the_United_States_Labor_Movement_(1937%E2%80%931950)

Works Project PUNCH!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Hoffnung

+5 charisma.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman

Er..

Uh... the power of... Italy? I have pastamancy I guess?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernate_Ticino

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_acid

I AM ACID MAN AND I SPIT FUCKING ACID.

>>2730411
Two tributaries in Romania posted at the same time?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

As soon as I read the title of my random article, I decided that I don't want to play this game anymore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Akaneiro_ni_Somaru_Saka_episodes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_mass_(software)

FUCK YES. "You are already dead"

What the fuck?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kasa-Vubu

I CONTROL THE CONGO. ALL OF IT.

>>2730433
Beware of Megaman using the Base Bullet

>>2730443
Odd coincidences occur when using the Random Article on Wikipedia. I have a tendency to get articles about English footballers or cricket players.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ausonius

I am the Math Poet, gifted with powers of rapid calculation and freestyle rap. Also the power of LATIN.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_1_cent_coin

I can....melt...copper...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva_Sutras_of_Vasugupta

I am a wizard, apparently. A wizard with a giant rock for a spellbook.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hassan_Chande_Kigwalilo

Uh....I guess I have nigger power so I can run real fast, heal myself by eating fried chicken. And I have power over other niggers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinky_boots_(disambiguation)

The psychic power to arouse sexual excitement in other beings related to the proportionate sexiness of my footwear

Fillmore Towne Theatre

"Built in 1916, the Fillmore Towne Theatre has gone through numerous owners as well as several names. Previously known as Barnes, Stearns, Fillmore, this theater has gone through two fires and an earthquake."

I can resurrect entertainment-related buildings.

...This random article stuff would make an awesome UA rumor generator.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Mudpuppy

..........
My power sucks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triatoma_melanica

I can drink Brazilian blood....?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_CKY_X-Mas

Behold my power of Christmas songs and TREMBLE MORTALS!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Pr%C3%B3chniak
Communism purging power?
Awesome.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahbub_ul_Haq

I have the power to track human development all over the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12001_Gasbarini

Fuck yeah, asteroid powers!

>>2730467
Computers be damned

>>2730488
>50 to 100 eggs are deposited in a nest cavity under a rock or other object. It takes 1 to 2 months for the eggs to hatch and 4 to 6 years for the young to reach maturity.

Your reproductive abilities are horrendous.

Mitake, Nagano

>Mitake (三岳村, Mitake-mura?) was a village located in Kiso District, Nagano, Japan. On November 1, 2005, the village merged with the town of Kisofukushima and the villages of Hiyoshi and Kaida to form the new town of Kiso.

>As of 2003, the village had an estimated population of 1,930 and a density of 16.09 persons per km². The total area was 119.92 km².

The ability to control whoever resides in Mitake. Fuckall that does me, a guy in Florida.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecnomiohyla_miliaria

I caALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO...frog?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dippoldism
> Dippoldism (German Dippoldismus) is the paraphilia of sexual arousal from spanking or otherwise applying corporal punishment to children. It is named after Andreas Dippold, a German schoolteacher and presumed sexual sadist who in 1903 beat his pupil Heinz Koch to death.

ohgod what the fuck.

>Rohr, Bas-Rhin

>Rohr is a village and commune in the Bas-Rhin département of north-eastern France.

I can drop a town from France on anyone, and can transport people to Rohr. Sort of like a combination of the Bus Ticket from The Lost Room, and a colony drop.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WOFL

I have the power to control hordes of people by means of suggestions and misinformation!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Island_Micropolitan_Statistical_Area

Ummm.... fuck... I dunno super statistical and mathematical powers? that only work in Grand Island.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Healthcare_in_Europe

I can heal people on a large scale.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_Recovery_Personal_Protection_Act_of_2006

I CAN NOT SAVE PEOPLE FROM DISASTERS!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baw_Baw_Frog

the power to BAWWWWWW

All Sport?
I WIN AT EVERYTHING FOREVER!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_State_Route_67

I AM TRAFFIC MAN BITCHES.

Pic related.

>>2730328
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grade_inflation

I make everyone around me seem really really smart by creating archaic standers. (Powerful Illusion spell that temporarily increases int.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhuisy

I control a tiny piece of France, only problem with that is whenever trouble appears they give away my possessions and run away while swinging a white flag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

Oh fuckin' yeah! Where do I start?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_West_(album)

I AM GOKU MOTHERFUCKERS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%E1%BB%95ng_c%E1%BB%A5c_2

I'm like Nick Fury, only Evil.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microcosmic_orbit

Lao. Simply, Lao.

He'll huff and he'll puff and he'll reinvigorate his chi flow. Then kick your shit in with crazy mad kung fu.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brach%27s

Fuck yes, I can summon candy and control sugar.
As a side effect from that, I can give organic life Diabetes, make them extremely fat/thin, and raise/lower their blood sugar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eighty_Mile_Beach

MINE IS THE POWER TO CAUSE SPONTANEOUS SEXY AUSTRALIAN BEACH PARTIES... WITH MY MIND! Also nominal control of sand, water, and the ability to speak with jellyfish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_God_Festival

Oh HELL YES.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Buses_route_38
Everyone's ridden me at one point or another. I come every three minutes. Seniors get a discount for my services.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franciszek_Rychnowski

Doc Pseudoscience. He makes up crazy hypotheses and then applies them to individuals with his powers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_Day_(board_game)

I have the power to serve as a denizen of the corporate rat race for the rest of my life.

Screw that.

I get $325 every end of the month for the rest of my life.

>>2730604

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_ranges_of_Norway

I am Norwegian. I move as slow as a glacier. I will OBLITERATE EVERYTHING IN MY PATH

2008 Arizona Diamondbacks Season.
I can play semi-exhausting sports in really dry places.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Square_Mile

...man, I don't fucking know. The power to make property values increase unreasonably? FUCK YEAH, HOUSING MARKET CRASH!

>>2730603

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Catherine%27s_School,_Richmond,_Virginia

I am a shapeshifter. My secret identity is the little girl.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note

OSHI—

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snippen_Station

I summon Trains! MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!

Oh god what have I become.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_(novel)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_man%27s_beard

I have plant-like beard that I can use to STRANGLE PEOPLE to death. And be more dorfy. Which is always a plus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Garage_Dayz_Nite

I am The Beatles. I am Metallica. I am these two things combined. And I am epic. Fear my cheery thrash riffs of doom.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_(disambiguation)

I am flesh, I am all over you, you are made of me, feel me as your skin. Also have the ability to summon a horde of Canadian psychobilly fans once per day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_of_Faith

I am unto a god

Hambleton local elections

Apparently, I have the power to sway voters, but only in city-wide elections.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bochum-Laer

Um... I make cars real good?

>>2730660

That was a villain in a Goosebumps 'pick your own adventure' book.

>>2730661

...actually that would make you Dethklok.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chambers_Gully,_Adelaide

Chambers Gully, Adelaide; used to be a landfill, but has been reclaimed as a park. Contains ruins and koalas.

I have the powers of purity; that which is tainted I can return to the natural order. BALLIN!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macintosh_hardware

I am a white and shiny robot who accomplishes difficult tasks with utmost friendliness to the humans around me. However, there are some things that I just can't or won't do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnair

Holy shit, flight! Genius! I bet no one's ever thought of having that superpower before!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactogogue
I um.... I ...produce lots of milk?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animation_stand

I bring animated characters to life to do my bidding

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate_Cop

I'm a karate trained police officer from the future.

>>2730683
....point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Lexington_(1825)

I float.

>>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroelectric_power_in_New_Zealand

So Water and Electric powers?

And I'm from New Zealand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
OH FUCK YES. OH FUCK YES.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-speed_rail_in_China

My power is obvious...I'm Chinese.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply

I can bend corn

Grainfield! He menaces with the power of Grainfield Township, Gove County, Kansas!

He has the power to teleport anybody he sees to the township of Grainfield Township, Gove County, Kansas at will.

Legends say, when he's really angry, he can teleport them directly to the township's only cemetery, also named Grainfield...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grainfield_Township,_Gove_County,_Kansas

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laki
I am a goddamn lava viking.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Funeral_of_God

Looks like I get to kill god(s)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Bruneau

I am the master of the opera, and I can make someone feel any emotion possible with mere words.

>>2730745
AWAY WITH THEE

>>2730758
Nah you're just an elaborate hoax

>PEN/Ralph Manheim Medal for Translation

I am fluent in every language, and am ambidextrous (but only for the purposes of transcribing text)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Arad_(industrial_designer)

I guess that means I have a shitload of skill points in engineering in general and can animate objects? (can make tables climb walls?!?!?!?!!!111)

>>2730779
No, no. Just one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galle_(Martian_crater)

I can summon fiery rocks from the sky to vanquish my enemies.

>>2730826
awww thats no fun

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barracks

Two words
ENDLESS INFANTRY

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristina_Calder%C3%B3n

I get to summon an old lady to do my bidding. FUCK YEAH BROWNIES FOR EVERYBODY!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir,_Jenin
So...what? I can control a small town?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammey_Marsh_Lock

Boring enemies to death.

>>2730819
You are also Jewish.

>>2730858
+>>2730854
=
BEST FUCKING IG ARMY EVER HOLY EMPEROR THIS IS AMAZING

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Documentary_evidence

...uh... yay. I guess gives me Phoenix Wright powers of awesome attorneyness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flu_season

I've got a Pandemic... well not a true pandemic... but pretty damn close

Fucking Madagascar...

>>2730472
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botell%C3%B3n

I have the ability to summon parties of young people with alcoholic drinks. Anywhere. Any time. I need to get together with that Australian beach party guy above. The two of us together would make an awesome crime fighting pair. Though... replace the crime with drinking and the fighting with sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrochilum_cobbianum

I have the ability to grow plants at a rapid rate, even in cold temperatures or high altitudes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_to_Breathe_Act

I am Freedom to Breathe Man! So long as I live, no man, woman, child, or animal will have to fear their right to breathe being taken away!

.......As long as they live in Minnesota, anyway...

>>2730900
so your power makes it impossible for people in minnesota to die by asphyxiating?

>>2730908
That, and I punch anyone I see smoking square in the mouth.

>>2730908
Suddenly everyone in Minnesota takes up hobbies involving diving.

THE RULES HAVE CHANGED, MOTHERFUCKERS! I'M USING ED FOR MY POWERS!

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rinster17

fuck, i' have the power to turn into an emo attention whore fat girl who is is crazy, a college dropout, apparently quite rapable

this sucks. :C

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifecasting

Let the clone wars begin! Assuming I can find souls for all these bodies, that is.

>>2730328
since my power there only has one application and can only be used once, I decided that I'd have another go

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_plug

I now regret that decision

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flu_season

I've got a Pandemic... well not a true pandemic... but pretty damn close

Fucking Madagascar...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratinocyte_Growth_Factor

I heal stuff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Gregson-Williams

Musical composer. I control, and attack with, sound waves. Bad habit of making music related puns, taking too long during fights to attempt to make the killing sound waves sound like musical score and is often accused of toying with his opponents because of using weaker attacks than necessary to prolongue the battle long enough to completely recreate full musical pieces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenwood_Township,_Michigan

Boo, hiss. I gain the ability to turn trees in to HUGE FREAKIN BOATS.

>>2730900
>>2730908
>>2730919
As a Minnesotan, I'm suddenly far less claustrophobic. Fuck yeah.

>>2730953
you have the power to make people roll for anal circumference at will

>>2730954
>>2730954
RAGE AGAINST THAT ONE FUCKING PORT.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1917_in_literature

Uh...I can gain powers that I read from books, but only ones Published in 1917!

>>2730954
fucking Madagascar indeed

annoying bitch of a game

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photo_restoration

just call me SHOOPERMAN

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_De_Poli

Aw yeah, guess who has all the powers of antonio de poli now, motherfuckers! ME.

I have the power to be Italian, AND a polititician. AND FUCKING A I'm now vice-chair of the European Parliament's Committee on Fisheries. FISHERIES, GODDAMN HOLY FUCK.

you guys can keep your flight or abilities to shoot electricity, FISHERIES!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felony_murder_and_the_death_penalty

The power to enact the same fate that murderers deliver upon their victims.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthquake_preparedness

I have the ability to avoid earthquakes, and protect people around me from them . . .
BE PREPARED!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_%22E%22_Ticket

Fucking hell, what kind of powers do I get from this shit?

>>2731010

...

You got the suckiest superpower of them all, as that requires no superhuman abilities whatsoever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richie_Kaczor

w00t, super Disco DJ powers

I'm head of the Disco Marines

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pouydraguin

Uh...I can summon a village full of batshit-wild French people who've all gone insane from being dragged across existence at my whim. And they, you know, do stuff.

>>2731022

Damn it. The Punisher said his job was cool.

/r/ing shoop of :awesome: face onto OP pic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_All_Dogs_Christmas_Carol

I have the power to drain all of the symbolism and grittiness out of older, darker cartoons, and make them acceptable for younger, more sheltered children.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Southern_Cross

I have a killer theme song, and apparently run a catholic newspaper in Argentina which can only mean I can control the masses whit dissinformation about football and the virgin Mary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blind_Girl

>"The painting has been interpreted as an allegory of the senses, contrasting the experiences of the blind and sighted sisters.[2] The former feels the warmth of the sun on her face, and fondles a leaf of grass, while the latter shields her eyes from the sun or rain and looks at the unusual spectacle of a double rainbow that has just appeared. Some critics have interpreted the rainbow in Biblical terms, as the sign of God's covenant described in Genesis 9:16.[3]"

...uh.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanophryniscus_dorsalis

The power to summon a giant swarm of the threatened Melanophryniscus Dorsalis toad at my whim. The toad is native to tropical and sub tropical regions and near freshwater marshes, so in those regions twice as many toads will come to my rescue. in colder drier environments half the amount of toads will come.

They will help to probe out traps (so many toads will cause any trap to be sprung), identify poisons and toxins (with their ability to die easily), the ability to ward off disease carrying insects and the ability to swamp foes for a few turns, (more so if the enemy is afraid of toads)

*note, cannot be used on the moon.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brimfield,_Indiana

The power to instantly know How far away and in what direction Brimfield Indiana is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_double

Fuck yeah, Unlimited stunt doubles!
BBEG: "It's time for you to DIE! HAHAHAHA"
Me: "One second."
Double: "Awwwwww shit."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pravda,_Azerbaijan

I have the power to...fuck, I don't want anything to do with Azerbaijan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soo_Yee_Po

I'm ordained by a bishop.

I'm a fucking paladin!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_Benten_Online

I am able to make anyone, anywhere spontaneously stand up and sing Oi! music

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covered_smut_(barley)

Plague Marines!

Queen of Japan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Japan
Apparently I can mimic the powers of other, more successful heroes, but they actually become less effective as I infuse them with needless electric energy.
>>After many tours of hard sexual energy and costume change the queen of Japan became known well across country and town never giving in to a life of modest no glamour
And I'm an oversexed drag queen. Great.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Telecommunications_Standards_Institute

bwahahahahahaha - i can control ALL telecommunications in europe!!!!! i can mute france, bitches!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izzy_Young

I have the power to cause swedish folk music to to flow from any stereo, speaker, or other audio device. damn.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_rule_for_Kolmogorov_complexity

Oh shit.... I was divided by teh Zero

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fabric_of_Reality

I have the power to create alternate universes, but only after a long, tedious explaination of how that universe intersects with our own.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabo

>Metabowerke GmbH is a manufacturer of a sizeable range of professional power tools.

I have the ability to metabolize power tools, and adopt their components and function into my body for up to an hour. I can absorb a power drill, for example, and turn my hand into a large powerful drill.

>>2731119
you can make pretty pretty rainbows. grats.

>>2731189

GIGA DRILL BREAKER!! ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_House_of_Commons_Page_Program

I guess a can summon canadian pages to do my bidding. fear the mapple syrup drinking, french bastards!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_Tasmania

Pic related.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espionage

Kinda speaks for itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu_Bu

SWEET!

Not only can I slaughter those around me, betray anybody I want....but nobody can pursue me either!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson_High_School_(Los_Angeles,_California)

One regular day at school I stumbled upon the true remains of Thomas Jefferson, high on coke, I decided to snort some of the dusty remains and became the Avatar of Thomas Jefferson. My powers include breaking all sorts of locks, chains and doors as well as giving speech to the mute. Also, I can buy anything from the French and no nigra can resist my charms

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%B0kizdere

> İkizdere
> Turkey
> Anatolia

FUCK YEAH! I AM THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrath_(comics)

I'm not even gonna try this one. Too easy/stupid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_United_F.C.

I have the power to command football fans. prepare to be crushed by beer bellies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supercock

I think I just won.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephunk

I control army of brainless teenyboppers, I wield the power of plethora of overrated and conveniently placed marketing!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantheon_(role-playing_game)

wow. i guess i have the power to manipulate the course of world events to ensure i win life. with d6es

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_killer

Ummm.....yeah.....too damn easy.

My first one is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wobulator

I don't know what the fuck it does, so I decided to reroll and got this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indirect_inguinal_hernia

It didn't seem quite deadly enough, so I tried again, and got this, aka a whole fuckload of chinese superhero's/gods http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saiyuki:_Journey_West

Dont fuck with me, I'm an entire cast of fucked up overpowered characters.

>>2731253
I lol at the fact they ONLY mention SEED for planet killers..

You can kill aplanet with COLONY DROPS dumbasses

>>2731021
you, sir, have all the powers of disney. use them wisely.

>>2731256
Doesn't count due to rerolling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hontai_Y%C5%8Dshin-ry%C5%AB
Martial Arts, fuk yeah

>>2731263
Then how bout you explain to me what the fuck a wobulator is or does.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_in_Kiribati

YES! MULTIPLE alternate forms.

Atomic Energy of Canada Limited

You can turn into a nuclear maple leaf. It is a hundred stories tall and eats aborted fetuses. What has science wrought?

>>2731272
From the sound of it, it has something to do with measuring the oscillation of the lightwaves from television sets.

We can't all have awesome super powers, friend. Go into TV repair, make a buck or two. Move on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_6,_2003
summon hurricane, fuck yeah!

In short, it sounds potentially awesome, but is actually pretty mundane :(

WTF do I do with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Seixas_da_Costa ???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benson_%26_Hedges

I uh, control cigarettes, and uhm, smoke and nicotine and stuff like that, I CAN GIVE YOU CANCER!!! AND IRRESISTIBLE URGES!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GABAB_receptor

I guess, what I do is um, paralyzing stuff, making it so they cannot do anything, their hearts stop beating and ect, oh sure they can *want* to do it, but it wont happen, ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freshly-Picked_Tingle%27s_Rosy_Rupeeland

:(

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_of_the_Virgin

Looks like I'm never getting any. D:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time-domain_reflectometry
Umm...I guess I reflect powers back at people...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleur-de-lis

I posses unsurpassed battlefield know-how, fancyness, control of Scouts, and aristocracy.

Perfect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclopedia_of_White_Power

I can cause others to become extremist fanatics to a cause of my choice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDSIA
Fuck yes, Artificial Intelligence. I can control computers WITH MY MIND.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_Quay,_New_South_Wales

I'm guessing I can put a Starbucks anywhere i want.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Campbell

The power of supreme badassery, tempered by and shelled out via my boomstick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_rage

I can turn black and rage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collectanea_satis_copiosa

I have the ability to prove anything as > than anything else, and whatever I prove becomes true.

By the way, my ability is better than all of yours. gg.

aka: Epic Bluff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_MoveOn.org
I have summon angry liberals.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Hargreaves

I'm immortal, also a member of the Order of the British Empire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkner_Island
I guess I get frost powers. Or the power to be cold or something.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_Range_Express_(FREX)

A bus that always has a stop where I need it and when I need it, and to the destination where I wish to travel. How it gets there is uncertain and always take 2 minutes and 47 seconds.

>>2731431
Oh, wow. No.

Okay. You get the ability to turn into either a modern womyn or a modern "man". Let me explain.

In Sydney, the Modern Womyn takes no shit from male filth, and demands HER way, because SHE is a goddess, SHE is special. Any man who denies her is sexist scum, and any man who stands up to her is the same - and neither of them "respect her femininity", because men just aren't as evolved and mature as women - her in particular. If a woman denies her, modern womyn or normal human being, they just want to be like her, or they are a tool of the patriarchy, or just not as wonderful as her, and that stupid skank should stop sucking dicks in a back alley, that whore, oi, male filth, RESPECT MY VAGINA.

If you're a modern "man" you instantly lose any muscle you had, don a skivvy, start sipping a latte and meekly keep your eyes on the ground where they belong, scum, and exist only to treat womyn as they DESERVE to be treated, because all that whinging has you thinking that all womyn need their INNER GODDESS to be RESPEKTED.

Fuck I hate sydney so much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sekoff

Well shit, uhm... I guess I'd have good grammar/punctuation and an eye for newspaper aesthetics ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/372nd_Military_Police_Company_(United_States)

I have the ability to sense when and where someone is having harm inflicted upon them while they are helpless. To put it more simply, I have torture ESP.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritage_Village
Once per adventure, I can summon a village centred on me and spreading out over 5.9 km^2 of land.

>>2731506

Sounds like you aussies need to man the fuck up and feed your woman to a kangaroo or some shit.

>>2731506
This is what misogynists ACTUALLY BELIEVE women actually believe.

>>2731536
No, people in Sydney just think they're staring in Sex in the City. The rest of us are (more or less) normal.

>>2731506

not as bad as brisbane though. at least sydneys has something going for it, what that is i'm not sure of though...

>>2731506
A "womyn" clearly has the same delusions some patriarch might have, just in the reverse. Just grow balls and treat her as an equal, which includes scolding her for being impolite.

Heh I control your personal liberties and their law?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_liberty_laws

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_municipalities_in_Gipuzkoa

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Once per day, I can guess the population of a community with a 10% margin of error. This power takes into account all beings within the community, not just the primary race.

After using this ability, the caster must speak with a spanish accent for 1d4 hours.

If this ability is used within the borders of spain, the caster gains omniscience for 3d20 minutes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lohengrin_(Sciarrino)

read it and take a guess what my power is!

Awesome, I got a Dutch Soccer Player named Arjen Robben.

EXPLODING SOCCER BALL KICK

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phosphopantothenoylcysteine_decarboxylase

...FUCK

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_sector

holy shit i cause black matter i.e. black holes : D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM307_Advanced_Crew_Served_Weapon

As long as someone has a hand on me, I can point and fire huge-ass bullets from my fingertip, possibly with the Noisy Cricket recoil.

>>2731558
Doesn't work that way. You get swarmed by yet MORE of them. Not kidding, they actually come over and start howling. I've never run into aynthing like this in any other place in the world - except Sydney CBD. It makes me want to ram my fist into my balls over and over and over and over.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_galaxy

This has so much potential...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Canada_Championship

Flaming. Golf. Balls.

In before rickrollamancy.

Thread has been archived on /tg/

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2730328/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashaya

I can summon cobbled roads to travel anywhere in the universe

>>2730328

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadron_collider

...this... is going to be interesting...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lawnmower_Man_(video_game)

FUCK YES GIANT LAWNMOWER POWERS.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antheia

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well, if it makes me like this guy then I guess I can't complain too much.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subject_Matter_Expert

I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SOMETHING!