>>2680456

ADDRESS NOT FOUND, FUCK FACE.

>>2680456

40K High is the local high school for the town of Bel-Air.* It's a fairly diverse school; though it's majority Imperial, kids from every 40K army attend. However, most Orks go to Greenville High, in the next county over. The 40K high Bloodbowl team has a long-running rivalry with the ork Bloodbowl team, the Greenville WAAAAAGH. The 40K high Bloodbowl team isn't named yet... suggestions?

*Name chosen so so that someone can tell the story all about how a fallen Salamander marine became the Demon Prince of Bel-Air.

>now its time to make tripfags characters again like in the first thread

>>2680488

Try again, or just search 1d4chan for HS40K

>>2680549

Not bloody likely. I thought Lolcron was a meme, not a person, when I wrote it. Don't regret it, he's a damn good drawfag, but I'd prefer no other actual people to show up.

In short, Fuklaw yes, Edward no.

>>2680554
Now it works.

>>2680543

Faculty! Only a few mentioned, lots of work to be done here.

40K High is ruled by the mind-warping machinations of principal Tzeench. He doesn't really seem to do much, actually, but things always seem to turn out JUST AS PLANNED. May have helped Macha get revenge on her dad, Eldrad... or may have helped set up her humiliation in the first place. As the lord of hope and change, he finds much to amuse him running a high school.

Generally appears as a giant, maddening vortex-eye.

Why do we need to "flesh it out"

Why can't we just let the win stay win without fagging it up with LOL SOME FAG PRIMARCH IS THE ECONOMICS TEACHER

>>2680623
Hm.

Khorne = Irish janitor who CAN'T STOP RAGING at marker stains on the walls. He also gets in epic broom fights with Angry Marine.

Papa Nurgle = the school nurse, who always gives out sage advice to our growing teens.

>>2680623

Vice Principle Eldrad.

A total dick. Greatly enjoys abusing his power over the students in convoluted and humiliating ways. Largely responsible for keeping his daughter Macha from ever getting a boyfriend, and ruining her prom. Only the Principal is more scheming and manipulative... but no one is a bigger dick.

Last seen being dragged away by Doomrider and the Emperor's Children as payment for their gig. Not as planned.

>>2680623
So . . . out on a limb here - Slaanesh's the gymnastics coach?

>>2680623
A vortex eye principle? That's horrible. Make him a Changer of Ways, and he's the Guidance Counselor.

>>2680671

Coach Kharn!

Gym teacher, coach of the Bloodbowl team, and pretty fun guy to be around. Like that fun teacher you had with the innapropriate sense of humor. Cultist-chan's uncle, which I suppose makes him Abbadon's brother.

Possible future storyline involves him losing his job when rumors start to fly about his relationship with Loli D.

>>2680713

Whoops, forgot pic.

>>2680456
Your writing is bad and you should feel bad

>>2680723

The kids!

Scout Marine

A teenaged Ultramarine scout and protagonist of the writefaggotry. Possibly the most normal character. Pretty good kid, really. Less popular than his brother, Ultramarine (who's captain of the Bloodbowl team.) At the beginning of the writefaggotry, he was given shit by his friends for never having purged any heretics or xenos, the setting equivalent of being a virgin. In Student Government because he needs the extracurricular. Friends with Lolcron and Angry Marine. Now in an akward teenage relationship with Cultist-chan.

>>2680770

You're not contributing and you should feel not... fuck.

Ultramarine, Scout Marine's brother.

Popular, Captain of the Bloodbowl team, purges bitches left and right, and an all around total asshole.

Gentlemen, this man is made for an after-school special type of story about steroid abuse.

Hate pauldrons.

Nervous about coloring this in-- not used to Adobe Photoshop yet. Inviting others to [do a better job] color it; still going to at least attempt.

Leibowitz makes me dawww <3

>>2680830

I was thinking of writing a prequel fic about Ultramarine getting crap for being a SMURF as he starts HS40k. Harassed similar to being a jesus-freak. Turns into a real asshole. Work in something with the sister who was his best friend but who he alienates (and has to sit at lunch alone). Fun times?

>>2680856
then get to it

>>2680802

Lolcron and Angry Marine!

Lolcron is an ancient, soulless killing machine and a pretty good friend to Angry Marine and Scout. Emotionless, logical, occasionally verbally abusive. Gives good advice.

Angry Marine is Scout Marine's cousin and friend. He's always angry, all the time. Frankly being a teenager can be a pretty infuriating experience, whether it's getting the same lunch every damn day, or getting an acne outbreak on prom night, or wanting so badly to purge some fucking heretics but all the girls think you're a jerk and won't go out with you FUCK. Curses a lot. Has his own landraider (think beat-up old jalopy with treads) that he sometimes lets his friends borrow.

FORCED ANON FTW

>>2680821
Your writing is fine, by the way. Don't listen to people who criticize you without giving or offering anything constructive to say.*

*If they're in the minority, that is.

Oh god fucking damn it! I actually cried a little at the end of chapter 3!

>>2680874

Lolcron's pauldrons shrank lol

>>2680902
Indeed.

Leibowitz,what do you think about zis?
Greater Good Gang(or Triple-G) consisted of a Kroot Carnivore with Kroot Hound(parody on ze rappers),Vespid(silent guy),Ethereal(very manipulative and pimp-looking),Shas'ui(master gunman with too much anime on his mind) and Gue'vesa(a guy that thinks he's cooler for hanging with them).

>>2680874

Cultist-chan! D'awwww...

Weird, funny, and kinda cute despite the crooked teeth and bizarre accent. Not one of the popular girls by a long shot. Her home life is a mess... She lives with her unemployed alcoholic dad, Abbadon, in his trailer. Friends with Plaguebearer-chan, niece of Coach Kharn. Has a bad reputation around school as an easy purge (slut.) Has been hurt in past relationships. Like, hurt with lasers. In an awkward teenage relationship with Scout.

>>2680969

Probably because he's a teenager? Hell, hardly anyone should be wearing a powersuit at 17, but they are. Its a cute story.

Cultist makes me laugh. I love how her text is written phonetically.


HYEEEESSSSSS~

there needs to be moar thousand sons, berzerkers, plague marines and noise marines.
write moar!

>>2680983

Fund it.

Tau in the setting are basically Asian kids... which I make fun of despite being a staunch supporter of Tau in other threads. Tau sushi place, Tau kids doing a dance from an anime OP at prom...

So, yeah... a group of Asian kids who get seriously obsessed with rap and the whole hip-hop image thing. No one but Gue'vasa thinks they're as cool as they think they are.

>>2681025

Khorn berserkers as violent jocks on the Bloodbowl team who idolize Coach Kharn, sure. Noise marines are in a modestly successful local band. Got an idea for Thousand Sons and plague marines?

>>2680543

/r/ the cast of cromartie high drawn as orks

>>2681048
Thousand Sons could be the Chess Club / Computer Club who just stare at you when you walk into their room and keep staring until you back out slowly. Or perhaps Aharhim's library assistants.

>>2681048
Thousand sons would be the quiet, studious types who work out at home and everyone kind of leaves them alone.
Plague marines are the drugged out hippies.
Not all the berzerkers would be on the bloodbowl team though, some would probably also wrestle or do boxing or something like that.

Plague marines have to be always getting high, and accidentally spilling their guts/pus and such all over the place.

>>2681055
Hey guys, do you remember the name of that one song? It goes something like... hmmm hmmm hmm hmmhmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmhmmhmm hmmmm hmmmmmmm

>>2680993

Plaguebearer-chan! Cultist-chan's best friend. Has a BO problem and, um, doesn't wear clothes. A bit slow on the uptake; she's been compared to Osaka. Loveable despite her flaws.

>>2681048

Plague Marines are the ugly, spotty, greasy Goth Kids; they hang around constantly talking about how much they hate the world, how death is inevitable and should be welcomed and accepted instead of fought against.

One of them is related to Plaguebearer-chan, which hints towards how Cultist-chan got into the whole Goth deal. But because she's Undivided rather than Nurgle, the Plague-Marine goths treat her as a poser who's just doing it for the fashion.

FOR THE EMPEROR

>>2681076

Macha! Oh, God, Macha.

Vice Principle Eldrad's daughter, much to her dismay. Focused, tries to be mature, a little high-strung. In student government, at her dad's insistence. Totally tsundere for Scout, poor girl. Booked the band Doomrider and the Emperor's Children to play the 40K High prom because scout mentioned he liked them once. A series of minor coincidences, accidents, and misunderstandings, spread out over two years or more, convinced her that Scout loved her too. God dammit Eldrad.

>>2681060
Nah, Thousand Sons would be more like the guys who never managed the final exam and is now stuck in High, being mere shells of their former selves.

>>2681121
Naw man, I see plague marines as being the drugged out hippie-esques who don't care about their grades, don't care about the bloodbowl team, don't care about anything and are quite happy to just sit back and let the world go to hell.

>>2681121

The Bloodbowl team has a troupe of cheerleader Daemonettes; something which enrages the Khornate members of the team and offends the Ultramarines. The Daemonettes don't care, though, they just like being given an excuse to prance around in their underwear without being arrested for public indecency. Explains where Kharn met Loli-D.

Reasonable Daemonette just hangs around in the library. She's kinda like the Thousand Sons in that people are happy to leave her alone, and she's happy to leave everyone else alone.

Orks could be the metalheads in this setting and maybe even punk and hard rock.

Cuz Orks iz made fer rockin'.

Is this a real webcomic or jsut a drawfags sidejob

>>2681185
writefag's sidejob that drawfags have taken a liking to

Meet the superintendent of 40K high. Although he almost never visits the school, everyone knows who he is and at least try to avoid him. Rumours have been circling around since day one that he has cut some dubious deals with some of the teachers, is on bad terms with vice-principal Eldrad, and generally picks his favourites from the students to do his bidding.

Nurgle isn't a stoner damnit.

THE BARS! THEY BEND AND TWIST WITH MY BERSERKER STRENGTH!

Is there a site that has all the comics from this?

>>2681199
Nurgle fits the apathetic stoner bill better than slaanesh's "WOO LETS DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE!".
Stoners are, for the most part, apathetic, uncaring. And yet still content to just roll with what life throws at them and keep going. LIKE NURGLE'S PHILOSOPHY OF HOPE/DESPAIR THING?
There's no fucking way nurgle marines would be whiny goth kids that complain about how everything's pointless, that's fucking faggotry. They'd be the mellow, chill dudes that everyone kind of avoids but they aren't bad to hang around.

>>2681189
Would make a incredible webcomic if the drawfags ever united

>>2680456

I don't want to read all that shit

I just want the comic

>>2681190
Wouldn't he be in a coma of some sort? Maybe in the hospital after having, I don't know, been hit by a car? Maybe Horus was driving.

Archivable?
also a damn good thread >3

>>2681238

Read it, you lazy shit, it's good.

>>2681238
Then WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

When I saw the "WRYYYYY" I was all like "FUCK YEAH"

>>2681190
>>2681248

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Leibowitz,you gave a dead give-away with Sisters Repentia and Emp rock that SoB-chan is in there somewhere.

Any plans for her?

>>2681254
>>2681256

I got lost

>>2681146

Doomrider! Nanananana, etc.

He's... well, he's still Doomrider. Coked-up lead singer of Doomrider and the Emperor's Children, who played at the 40K High prom. Accepts payment in drugs or Eldar.

Currently, probably doing coke off Eldrad's violated ass.

I do not like the tone of your voice, dark elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love. Boo loves Minsc's face to; don't you Boo? Don't you -- Yes.

>>2681306

Thanks to you, I just keep seeing him on a stage, emotionally singing "Don't Stop Believing" into the microphone.

If only...

>>2681306

Dark Eldar Wytch and Daemonette!

Mean popular girls. Sometimes pretend to be lesbians for attention.

>>2681346

God damn thats awesome.

we totaly need this to be a constant webcomic, FUND IT

>>2681346
ust an Agriworld girl, Livin in her lonely world
She took the midnight rail shuddle going anywhere

Just a Hiveworld boy, Born and raised in Necromunda
He took the midnight rail shuddle to anywhere.

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of inibraints and cheap phermones
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the Forgeworld yard
Their shadows searching in the night
Forgeworld people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to off shifts,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the pictogram never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Dont stop praisin
Hold on to the feelin
Forgeworld people

>>2681331
Why is Tony Shaloob so bald?

Seconding as a /tg/ approved webcomic.

Incidentally, story needs more Commissars and/or Guard guys of some sort. Maybe the local town cops?

>>2681365

Sororita, aka SoB-chan. In the wolfpack that is the popular kids, she's the omega female. I figure she was good friends with some of the popular girls in junior high, but as they started being cruel to her in high school she never quite adjusted. Pious, and kinda square. Likes the Sisters Repentia, an Emp-rock band. May be considering switching cliques to hang out with people who actually treat her as a friend. Lots of story potential here!

>>2681425
>lots of dyke potential

YESSSSSS

Wouldn't the Eldar be the goth/emo kids?

The Inquisitors, those crazy religous guys who are all born up in the same cult and never speak to any "outsiders". Try to rid the school of the so called Chaos filth by sending real tuff-guys (lured in by promises of redemption) to beat up any Chaos followers.

>>2681435
Dark eldar, maybe
Eldar they are the preppy, better-than-you people

>>2681397
It's spelled "Shalhoub", and that isn't him.

Where are the Tau weeaboo kids, Were are the Imperial guard geeks.

They'd be underclassmen for sure.

>>2681482
I demand a Young Ciaphas Cain cameo.

>>2681453

>>2681453
I see Eldar as those upper-class kids who get whatever they point at while having the best grades after having been home-schooled, though have no idea how to behave amongst normal people. That and a serious superiority complex.
Real scared of the Slaaneshi whom they in their deepest and darkest dreams wish to be like.

>>2681453

Dark Eldar wouldn't be emo, they'd be the cruel dickheads who are always picking on people but scram when the authorities show up.

Armless Abaddon is required. Especially lulzy during a gym class session.

>>2681482

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>>2681515
Hence why they're weeaboo.

they're weeaboo for eldar stuff. Anyways i always imagined my tau as red coats, if i had greenstuff and skills i was going to model my kroot to be Lawrence of Arabia themed.

Orks replace blacks, and Greensville High is the high school in niggertown.

Wonder if the Tyranids could be crammed in somewhere in that story? That would probably be hard to fit in.

>>2681513
I imagine him as the poor geeky fat little white boy that is out of breath after running a hundred yards, panting and gasping as he stumbled after the others, going "Guys! Hey, guys! C'mon, wait up!" while the onlookers go "Aww!".

>>2681555
>WEEABO WEEABO WEEABO

Reported.

Shitty western art doesn't belong anywhere on 4chan. Get The Fuck Out.

>>2681048
Don't forget the Chaos carjackers.

>>2681513
Did you even read the story? He's Cultist-chan's deadbeat trailer park dad.

>>2681482
Junior ROTC. You know, the ones that *think* they want to join the Marines, until they watch Full Metal Jacket, then they switch to Air Force RoTC.

>>2681575
Uh, exchange students maybe? Y'know, the guys that you don't really understand, so you tend to ignore them, but turn around for one second and you will be devoured and replaced by another one.

>>2681575

There was the unyuu-fex at the zoo.

IDEAS I LIEK

Listening to "Don't Stop Believing" and trawling the thread for juicy nuggets...

An Inquisitor is the school guidance counselor. He keeps tabs on everyone, for their own good. He knows about your home life, he has access to your records, he's heard all the rumors about everyone. If he calls you to his office for a talk, open up to him. He's here to help. He's creepy as hell.

Khorn Berzerker jocks are totally psyked and ready to crush the other team! Yeah, bro, let's do it! Some people say it's gay how they're so into getting physical with sweaty men and ignoring the cheerleaders... but it's just a male bonding thing. Maybe.

Imperial guard were in the story. Lots of them, in fact! The people they pushed past in the hall, a bunch of the crowd at the dance, the background in the lunchroom scene... the nameless nobodies, the ordinary kids, the underclassmen.

Commissar is a popular kid, and he stays that way by bullying. Don't like the right music? Heresy. Don't wear the right clothes? Heresy. Hang with the wrong crowd? Heresy. Have the audacity to try to come up with your own preferences and be your own person instead of caving to peer pressure? DOUBLE HERESY.

>>2681575
They'd just be cameos. Like rats, they come in at night to feed off of the scraps. Sometimes they get brave and do it at day, with Groundskeepers Tigurius and Kryptmann trying to swat them out with brooms.

>>2681594
fukken lol

>>2681594
/h/ is over there

I could see psykers being the weird kids with some type of mental disorder who goes to a special class and all that shit.

That's inbetween blowing peoples heads off with lightning, that is.

>>2681597

OH FUCK I FORGOT!

Gimme tha keys! Get out! Get out of the fucking metal box! We shall take away your metal boxes!

>>2681500

Yeah, that's pretty accurate. Pretty much how I tried to write Macha.

>>2681555
>>2681482
>The Tau kids were doing some kind of coordinated dance. He vaguely thought he recognized it from some tv show.

idiot

>>2680554
the fuck?

And the Harlequins?
What about them?

Also, I take it Liivi and Taldeer are dating/married, to the approval of Eldrad?

>>2681726
weren't the harlequins drama teachers?

>>2681726

Privately Eldrad approves, but publicly he dislikes faculty staff having relationships with each other.

>>2681492

THIS

>>2681742
So, Taldeer has literature, or what?
Or is she in the school council, along with liivi?

Thousand Sons- They have there own clique. Sorcerers are the dorks who actually could be cool, but prefer being dorks who love mutating students.
Rubric marines are the really big guys who are dorks at heart and don't like sports. They usually listen to the sorcerers.

Cypher should be included as the "outcast by everyone, but knows EVERYTHING about any particular student, rumor or otherwise" character.

I came up with a few ideas for the Primarchs as teachers as well, if that kinda thing would work.

what about the callidus in your pic with the sob, dark eldar and daemonette?

Mephiston should be the librarian. He'd rage at students constantly for being loud/putting books in the wrong place/etc.

Either that or the library is actually the Black Library, and student Ahriman and his 1K Sons cronies are banned from it due to misconduct or something. That would work with the 1K Sons idea as well.

>>2681804
>I came up with a few ideas for the Primarchs as teachers as well, if that kinda thing would work

Each one was originally pointed by the superintendent E. M. Peror, but roughly half of them grew tired and frustrated by his methods and desire to control the entire school. Now, both factions try to sway the students to their side.

Perhaps GENERAL FUCKING STUBBS as the local cop?

>>2681873
On his beat, the Kaos Karjackers have stolen 100 Baneblades. And 40 cakes.

>>2681732
They shouldn't really be the drama TEACHERS, but the entire dramafag subculture in the school.

>>2681856
Wouldn't having his name as M. Perrar, or something along that phonetic path, be alot better?

>>2681915

They're kinda like mimes, and refuse to communicate to anyone with anything other than interpretive dance.

>>2681856

A few ideas in relation to that:

Mortarion- Sick and twisted biology teacher
Magnus the Red- History Teacher (teaches about all cultures, as opposed to the Imperium's history)
Perturabo- Shop/metalworking teacher
Lorgar- Lit. teacher who also hosts the speech/debate team

This is all I have so far. I'm sure you guys can come up with more.

>>2681893

This is now HS 40K canon.

>>2680543
Now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped turned upside down
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how i became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In Ultima Segmentum born and raised
in the monastery is where i spent most my days
chillin out maxin and relaxin all cool
and all shootin some heretics outside of the school
when a couple of Traitor Legions who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little warp storm and my Empra got scared
and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
but he packed my cargo pod and sent me on my way
He gave me a bolt round and he gave me my ticket
i put my walkman on and said i might as well kick it

First class yo this is bad
drinkin heretic blood out of a champagne glass
is this what the people on bel-air livin like
hmmm... this might be alright

i whistle for a Thunderhaw and when it came near
the identification code said "F235h"
and it had skulls in the rear
if anything i could say that this thing was rare
but i thought man forget yo homes to bel-air

i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
and i yelled to the pilot yo homes, death to the false empra!
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
to sit on my throne as daemon prince of bel-air

>>2681820
School tough girl. She smokes. She hangs with the cool girls but breaks up fights, studies hard and can more or less blend in to any social group. Picked first at sports.

>>2681189
Writefags side job based on a drawfags side side job which other drawfags now side job.

>>2681379
Certainly, this is worth focusing on, but I still updates when you have ideas and not just cranking out something regularly, is the way to go. Trying to do something every week is what makes many webcomics, my own included, woefully bad.

How about the zany adventures of the school's two ethnic stoners? "Kindred and Ku'Mar Go to Kroopeyes"

>>2681955
Seconded, seconded, and seconded.

The fuck, /tg/?

Bumpan

Do we get a visit from the Commissar Recruiter?
Who should it be? Fuklaw or K59?

Carron should be the leader of the mob of car thieves, (METAL BOXES &c) and he's always pissing off the Tau ricers with their DORIFTU-capable skimmers. Rival street gangs include the Orks and a bunch of Ravenwing.

Also there should be at least one Eldar with a small dog in a handbag.

>>2682048
>Rival street gangs include the Orks and a bunch of Ravenwing

Fuck Ravenwing, give me White Scars biker gang.

>>2680639
Because it's been requested, because Anons want to write stories using the setting, and BECAUSE WE CAN.

Someone in the previous thread said they imagine cultist sounding like Magenta, I'm guessing he means the creepy looking domestic from Rocky Horror, not the Captain Scarlet character.

In any event, not what I imagined, but then again I don't actually have a clear set voice in my head.

>>2682041
Schola-Commissar Raege. Fuklaw's mentor.

comissar FUCKING hall monitor

Ok, guys, one thing we need settled... haven't had a single suggestion yet.

What's the name of the 40K High Bloodbowl team?

Is there a story behind this?

ELDAR VS. SPACE MARINES

GREASERS VS. JOCKS
(Couple'a Orks thrown in for good measure)

>>2682187
the Belair First-and-awesome

needs more :SINNNDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>2682103
Does anyone know about this?

I vote the officio assassinorum are in harge of discipline.
You can be damn sure no one is going to mess with them.

>>2682187
The grim-darkians

Callidus: Popular tough girl
Vindicaire: Already covered.
Culexus: Wallflowers, would probably just study the whole time if they didn't make the librarians scream and soil themselves.
Eversor:Drugs. Training. Probably good at sports but no one knows because no one goes near him, and he never stops moving. Probably into Prodigy.

The Grimdarks

>>2682284
in the grim darkness of high school, there is only homework.

ARRIGHT, did the best coloring job I could.

If someone took up my offer to color it, or just wants to try the linework is somewhere in the old 3rd or 4th chapter threads.

BLAT-- there it is.

Ronery Wych. She joins the year half-way through the term, having moved from another town. She was sexually abused by her stepfather and as such is a massive case of damaged good. Lonely and miserable, but prone to flipping out and attacking anyone who touches her. She's failing pretty much every class, and the other Wyches only keep her around because it's fun to laugh at her.

This started at cute and has devolved into faggy.

>>2682343

Oh lord. I d'awwwwed candy.

Holy shit, this just struck me!

Asdrubael Vect as a drug dealer who hangs around the school, selling his "combat drugs" to the Dark Eldar and Slaanesh kids. Vice-Principal Eldrad considers him his greaters nemesis.

>>2682351
fuck that>>2682343

I'm already sheddin' manly tears over this>>2682345

>>2682349
I understand if you're concerned by the overwash of ideas, some not very good. Do not worry. Only the good idea will be picked up and implemented by those who actually create things.

This here is a forum, a think tank.

>>2682317
Only one vindicare, and we haven't found out what he does.

>>2682359

This could work. Also, perhaps the nurse is a Haemonculus? People used to be shit-scared of the school nurse, after all.

>>2682374
somehow I don't put much faith (or indeed any deep contemplation) in what we channers think about most of the time

>>2682345
Eh. I'd always kinda hoped that the wych in the story was ronery wych just, you know- having found her place.

>>2682077
Seems a little deep.

>>2682404

>Eh. I'd always kinda hoped that the wych in the story was ronery wych just, you know- having found her place.

My thinking was that it'd be cruel to break up Cultist-chan's GOOD END, so we could use another emotionally-damaged female character.

>>2682390
Well no but you pick up a nugget or two now and then. Pays to lurk. Cultist started getting noticed more after she was drawn looking sad by the telephone, a drawing I did not from a direct request, but because someone demanded to know (in a thread I was lurking in) why she wasn't at the slumber party. So I like it when people discuss, theres a lot of rubbish sometimes, but there's also shit I can use.

>>2682345
NO!
fucking Re-write Ronery wych and Gary

>>2682439

And thus, /tg/'s most adorable character was born.

>>2682439
A good point.
a needle-in-a-haystack theory. sure its a huge pile of chaff but that shiny nedles in their some where.

...

holy shit I think I have found my psychology dissertation. THANKS

>>2682449
this sequence right?

Need more of Cultist-chan's phonetic speaking.

Ok, for the Bloodbowl team I think we're gonna have to go with the 40K High Grimdarks!

Cables! Skulls! Cables! Skulls! Gooooooooooo GRIMDARKS!

>>2682390

This is the collective unconscious of the internet. Sparks of creativity and slender currents of rational thought are immersed in a sea of dreamlike random imagery and emotion. Rage. Tits. All very Freudian.

>>2682466
Glad ol' CF could help you.

I have gotten things I can use in this thread, though perhaps not in the way I intended.

>>2682485
seconded

>>2682504
Heel yes, 'witz! My suggestion takes it!

>>2682504
firstly. yeh that name is better than mine, wish I'd thought of it, you barsud you.

secondly. ISNT IT JUST. you guys are gonna be my thesis.

I dunno, Haven't you guys had enough cultist? Maybe she's jumped the space shark, had her moment, that sort of thing?

>>2682538
It hasn't hit critical overload until someone starts posting troll-posts about it in order to turn people against it, or saging threads because of the character even when she's not actually in it at all.

Which will probably happen now that I've said it.

>>2682349

ANGRY MARINE AGREES! ANGRY MARINE SAYS STOP GETTING ALL FUCKING FAGGY AND LETS FIND SOME BITCHES TO FUCKING PURGE!

...

ANGRY MARINE COULDN'T GET A DATE FOR THE PROM. FUCK!

THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST FUCKIN WIN I'VE EVER SEEN ON /tg/!!! MOAR PLOX!

>>2682453
lofn
Noh.

This girl is adorable, sure, but those two won't be easily outdone here.

>>2682553
Ah, like the LCB thing. At first people loved it, then the newer people who missed the phenomenon and hated it. Then there was sage and rage at every LCB thread, even those that didn't include LCB but just resembled it slightly.

Of course I think the greatest thing to come from this hate was the "Love Can Bloom" story between a Vindicare and Kharn, which was so well-done in execution it may as well have been the Bel-Air of its time.

OMFG I LOL'D SO HARD, AND I CANT TURN OFF ALL CAPS...

>>2682449
No.

No Gary.

Ever.

>>2682575
Many of the people who were there for LCB hated it too.

>>2682563

>>2682606
Just you and your little culture club of faggots, really. Some people don't tend to take grim and dark as seriously as you apparently do.

/r/ some unyuu-fex to be posted.

>>2682613

>>2682563

They're kids. They're cute the way kids are cute. I'd say it's a different kinda thing.

>>2682563

Eh. Lofn and Noh are kinda neat, but Cultist gets extra points on not being a loli and having a cute accent. And having some decent background to her.

>>2682563
The cultist has the advantage on those 2 for being of age. But she loses on adorableness.

>>2682653
Says you.

It's a matter of personal preference.

>>2681948
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Can Love Bloom?

Did somebody say... LOFN?

>>2682121
This. Seriously, why wasn't there a commissar hall monitor?

I know he's been mentioned already but cypher has to be worked in, maybe he could be the new kid that doesn't really fit in, but storywise could join in with the lolcron, scout, and angry marine circle of friends

>>2682729
maybe squat was their old friend who moved away?

>>2682613
There we go.
Now, do I really need to post lofn pics to prove that the cultist isn't more adorable than they are?

If nothing else, she has a group of adventurers on her side, and you all know those people will fuck up anything that does something they don't like.

And lofn has Eldrad actually being nice to her.
Nothing else in tg even comes fucking close to beating that.

Is shadowsun in this?

>>2682776

Hugging Cultist gets you hugged back.

Hugging Lofn gets you hugged back by the big, tainted Salamander space marine you share a cell with after going down for child molestation.

>>2682691
Why do you insist on forcing this shitty meme?

>>2682776

If Eldrad appears to be being nice to someone, it is most assuredly only in the pursuit of long-term dickery.

>>2682729

Cypher's whole "I am the hero of 40K" vibe pisses me off so much I can't tell if you're trolling.

>>2682800

She's an authority figure, so... probably a parent or a teacher. Suggestions for Shadowsun?

>>2682836
no not trolling, the whole point is to make fun of him anyways, it'd be ironic to make him actually a bigger screw up than scout, but he thinks he's hot shit, think shermanator from american pie...

>>2682813
Because it gets responses like this from people who claim to be all "Taking grim dark not seriously" but can't take the reverse subversion as a joke.

>>2682523

You mean RUMBLE takes it!

>>2682776
Fuck you lofnfag

>>2682836

>She's an authority figure, so... probably a parent or a teacher. Suggestions for Shadowsun?

Computing teacher, or something equally in line with what the other Tau are interested in? Lusted after by many of her pupils.

>>2682850
yeah but every once in a while his dumb ass could save the day, thus everybody puts up with his shit

I've been a bit out of the loop for a while... I remember when the concept of 40K as a high-school drama was thrown about and laughed about for a bit but never went beyond that.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It smacks of trying a little too hard.

>>2682894

Get outta here buzzkill.

>>2682389
Fabius Bile should be school nurse. Or the bio teacher that likes his work waaaaaay to much.

>>2682924
could also teach anatomy and physiology

We're autosaging aren't we...

>>2682924

Or an Ork Painboy, perhaps?

I just finished reading it now. Maybe I'll write up a short bit.

I could illustrate the adventures of Ultramarine and the 40K High Grimdarks.

>>2682939

Unfortunately, I think so.

>>2682873

Shadowsun = distractingly hot math teacher. Takes her job very seriously, quite strict.

Taldeer is the new English Lit teacher... she loves the subject, and tries to get her students involved, to help them experience the beauty of poetry and prose, with very limited success. Some students don't take her seriously. Her dad's machinations may have something to do with this.

>>2682850

Cypher is the irritating emo kid who NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. He insists on being called Cypher, although his real name is Clarence.

>>2682894

At this point we're going for Peter fights the Chicken.

Take a dumb idea and make it a joke. It's funny.

Stretch it out for a while and it stops being funny.

Expand it into a fucking epic, well presented and fraught with tension and emotion, but still based on that original retarded idea, and it's funny again.

>Cypher is the irritating emo kid who NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. He insists on being called Cypher, although his real name is Clarence.

Fucking epic.

If the "abused ronery wych" character becomes canon, I might try writing some stuff for her myself.

What if cultist and lofn were in the same image? Then what?

>>2682946
Eh, we're archived on suptg, and we got shit done. Autosage can't stop us now.

>>2682986
>>Take a dumb idea and make it a joke. It's funny.
>>Stretch it out for a while and it stops being funny.
>>Expand it into a fucking epic, well presented and fraught with tension and emotion, but still based on that original retarded idea, and it's funny again.
The basis behind Clone High's humor. Rather ironic, in that this is effectively a different version of that series.

Right then, distillation time. Starting a new thread; I'll post the material we've decided on so far, and we can go from there.

Multiple distillation is key to a good homebrew.

>>2682986
Haha, Clarence. My brother plays fallen Dark Angels, I'm so calling Cypher Clarence from now on.

>>2683039
This is true.

>>2683020
awesome. that's what.