"Who is it?"

"Hm, a young lady. She says she knows you from school and needs to talk to you about the prom."

The door was opened in a flash, and the vox snatched out of his powerfist. With a muffled "Thanks, dad," the door was closed in his face.

Roboute Guilliman muttered to himself as he stumped back to his chair. The Drug Talk soon, definitly.

Scout leaned against the door. He paused for a minute to steady his breathing, then raised the vox.

"Hey cutie, looking forward to the dance?"

His face froze as he heard the voice on the other end. "Um. Good morning, Scout. It's Macha. I... uh... thought you weren't going."

Scout flinched. "Oh, Emp, I thought you were... um, no, no, I'm definitely going. But I thought..."

She interrupted him. "But you said... wait. Ahem. Let's start this over."

"Ok. Good morning, Macha."

"Very funny. Scout, you have to come to the prom. It's mandatory for student government members."

"Ok, got it, Macha. I was planning on coming anyway, I... wait, what about the budget?

"I talked to Principle Tzeench about it and he said he'd take care of paying the band, so I allocated the rest of the funds to refreshments and decorations."

"That's great news! Nice work, Machs!" Scout smiled. "Kind of a corny theme, though. Grim Darkness, same as last year."

Macha sighed at him over the vox channel. "No, Scout, last year was Dark Grimness. Do you EVER pay attention? Anyway, you'll need to be there two hours early to help with final preperations. This prom has to go just as planned."

Scout bit his lip. "Um, Macha, that's kind of a problem, I have to go pick up..."

Distant voices echoed through the vox. "Macha, finish it up, I have to call your sister and that Mon-kiegh of hers."

Macha's voice was muffled. "Daaaaad, I know you like uncle Liivi, I wish you wouldn't talk about him like that."

Scout rolled his eyes. "Macha? You still there?"

"Yes, I'm here. I have to go now, though. My dad... I'll see you before the dance, ok? Dad, this wouldn't happen if you got me my own..." The signal cut off.

Scout stared at the vox in his hand with some consternation. That damn Macha... A snaggle-toothed grin flashed in his mind's eye, and he smiled. Not the time to be thinking about that. Oh, Emperor, he had to rent an armortux!

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f5*infinity , etc.

"I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAM ARMORTUX."

Scout sprawled in his metal folding chair and gave Angry Marine a look. "Angry... you wear power armor all the time. You wore it to the beach. How is this worse?"

"FUCKING ITCHES."

"Huh. Fair enough. Do you have to keep your regular helmet on, though?

"FUCK YES. FUCKING ACNE."

"Um. Yeah. Kind of a bitch, breaking out now, huh. But hey, Angry? Thanks for coming to help set up, man. You didn't have to do that."

"DON'T GET ALL FUCKING GAY ABOUT IT. YOU GET ANY FUCKING GAYER AND I'M GONNA RIP YOUR COCK OFF AND STUFF IT UP YOUR ASS, FAGGOT."

Scout smiled. "Yeah, same to you, man." He looked around the room, which was gradually filling up. They'd worked hard, and, stupid as the whole thing was, he had to admit it looked pretty good. Skulls hanging from the ceiling on metal cables. More skulls and cables on the walls. Skulls on the table. Big punch bowls made out of cable and skulls. Flustered Macha walking toward him.

"Hey Macha. Nice dress."

She blushed, took a deep breath, and nervously patted her hair. "Thank you, Scout. Yes. Um, thank you both for your hard work. Scout, I..."

A mechanical tendril tapped her on the shoulder. She spun around. "WHAT."

The techpriest stared at her in shock through his thick glasses, then wheezed, "Um, Macha, the band is on the vox, they say they're lost, and I have to finish beseeching the spirits of the PA system..."

Macha took another deep breath. Scout noted that it did interesting things to the profile of her dress. She took the vox and stomped off, inasmuch as she could stomp in her heels.

Arms wrapped around Scout's neck from behind. He instantly readied to throw his opponent across the room, then froze as he recognized the scent.

"Hwee captyoored hyooo!" She giggled in his ear, and he grinned. He shook her off, and stood up, turning to get a look at her.

"Wow, Cultist-chan... you look..." She looked like she was wearing a ripped up black bridesmaid's dress with striped red and black stockings. And that star thing on her back. And her hair was messy and... slightly damp?

She gave him a nervous, snaggle-toothed smile. He grinned widely. "You're the best-looking girl here."

"Hyoo say seelee theengs..." She giggled.

Scout took her hands. "No, I mean it. You..."

"Do you like her hair? I did her hair!" Plaguebearer-chan came up behind her friend and patted her still-damp head.

Scout smiled nervously. The one-horned demon was, as usual, wearing nothing and smelling awful. "Um, it looks good, Plaguebearer-chan. You really brought out her cuteness."

"Yeah, I did her hair with fluids from my... owwww, Cultist-chan, you're standing on my foot."

"Hwee are sorree. Ohh, look there!" Cultist-chan pointed excitedly to the stage, where Coach Kharn and a couple of members of the Bloodbowl team had just finished setting up amps. Noise marines in twisted pink armor tuned their bizarre sonic implements. A strange figure in power armor, his head a flaming skull, stumbled through the doors and onto the stage. He was blinking like he's just woken up, holding his skeletal nose, and making sniffing noises. He said something to the noise marines, then to Coach Kharn, who nodded and stepped up to the mike.

>>2676048
PUNCH FOR THE PUNCH BOWL!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL PROM!

"Ladies and gentlemen, xenos, mutants, and heretics, let's give a big 40K High welcome to DOOMRIDER AND THE EMPEROR'S CHILDREN!"

He stepped back, clapping, as the room erupted in applause and whistling. The man with the flaming head stepped up and grabbed the mike from the stand. He looked around the room and waved in Scout's direction. Scout was confused for a moment, and looked around. Just to his left one of the Demonettes was screaming and flashing two of her three breasts. He sighed, and looked back toward the stage.

Doomrider turned to his band, nodded, and turned back to his audience, grinning. He threw his head back, threw the horns with both hands, and screamed "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

And the room was filled with rock.

As the music rattled the teeth in the skull decorations, the crowd in the middle of the room began to move. Cultist-chan grabbed Scout's arm and pulled him toward the dance floor, throwing a happy grin back at Plaguebearer-chan.

The room whirled around him.

He glimpsed vice-principal Eldrad smugly settling his earmuffs more firmly on his head.

He caught a snatch of conversation as they pushed past three girls.

"I still say the Sisters Repentia would have been better."

"Pfff, no one likes Emp rock, square. Come on, 'Nette, let's get go get heretical in front of the Orks."

The Tau kids were doing some kind of coordinated dance. He vaguely thought he recognized it from some tv show.

They were in the middle of the heaving mass.

Cultist-chan was smiling at him.

He had to dance now. He had no idea how.

She threw her arms up and began flailing and jumping spasticly in time with the music.

"Emperor," He thought, his mind awash with panic. "I can't do that. I'd look ridiculous. But I can't let her do it alone. Then she looks ridiculous."

She spun around, cackling, and grabbed his hands.

"But... not as ridiculous as I look being the only one not dancing. Fuck it."

The music washed over them as they danced in the crowd, together.

The music changed from shrieking fast to slow and heavy. They passed the Wytch and Demonette, rubbing against one another and moaning, as a crowd of Orks from Greenville High looked on, hooting and yelling for them to stop mucking about. Scout pulled Cultist-chan close, and she nuggled up to him, burying her face in his chest. Then she crinned and grabbed his butt. He gasped, she giggled. He pulled her close and kissed her.

The crowd parted. Macha was there, staring at them. There were tears in her eyes.

Scout stared at her. "Um... hey, Macha. What's wrong?"

Macha walked slowly toward them. Raising her voice over the music, she glared at Cultist-chan. "Who is this, Scout?"

"This is Cultist-chan. My girlfriend." Cultist-chan took his hand and squeezed.

Tears began rolling down her cheeks, but Macha's voice above the noise was still steady. "I... I see. I was mistaken."

"What? What's the matter, Macha, what the hell is this about."

"I... thought you loved me. Rather, that my love for you was reciprocated. I thought the love letter you sent me..."

"I what? Macha, I never sent you any letters, the only love letter I ever wrote was when I had a crush last year on Karskin-chan."

"Whose locker was adjascent to mine. I see." Her voice cracked, a sob breaking through. "Once again your lack of attention to detail causes me trouble. You... idiot."

>"Hwee captyoored hyooo!"
I couldn't help it. I d'aaaw'd like a child.

Plaguebearer-chan pushed through the crowd behind Scout and Cultist-chan. "Hey guys, I got punch! Woah, what's going on here?"

"But... Empra, I'm sorry, Macha, but how could you even think... I've always teased you, I've always been suck a jerk!"

Macha's painstakingly applied makeup was streaming down her face. "I thought it was your stupid way of expressing affection. I thought you joined student government because of me. I thought you came to prom because of me. Because you loved me. But all this time... you weren't complaining to make a stupid joke, you actually hated me for ordering you around. I'm... I'm sorry! I was mistaken!

Scout tried to take Macha's hand, but she flinched away. "Immortal God-Emperor on the Golden Throne, Macha, I'm so sorry, I'm an asshole! I've been such a huge cock!"

Plaguebearer-chan, watching in fascination, sipped her punch. The orks, tired of watching the girls mucking about, surged forward in a mob and pulled them apart, as they shrieked happily at the attention. On stage, the coke-addled Doomrider stumbled backwards, singing at the top of his voice.

Macha's face was a picture of misery, her delicate hands balled into fists as she screamed. "I don't care! I love you anyway, I love you BECAUSE you're such a jerk! I love huge cocks!"

Doomrider fell backwards into the noisemarines, stepping on their amp cable. The music cut off as they shoved him forward, and he careened into the crowd, mike thrust forward toward Macha. The orcs, laughing raucously, pitched the witch headlong over the crowd.

In the sudden quiet, Macha found herself screaming into a microphone. As the words "I LOVE HUGE COCKS" echoed around the room, the Wytch landed on her heavily. Macha shoved her away, but the Dark Eldar's spikes caught in her dress and ripped her top to shreds. Plaguebearer-chan did a spit-take, covering her with punch and less savory fluids. The entire room turned toward her, as she stood there half-naked, soaked, and sobbing openmouthed.

There was a flach of light from behind Scout. He turned to see vice-principle Eldrad fiddling with a camera.

Scout stared at him in astonishment. "You... she's your daughter. You total dick."

The noisemarines pushed through the crowd toward the group. From his position on the floor, Doomrider tugged at the hem of Macha's ruined dress. "Hey... hey baby, we're on break. We wanna get paid now."

Macha stared down at him, sniffling. "What are you talking about?"

The singer staggered to his feet, his bandmates flanking him. "Heh... baby, the big eye dude said we'd get an Eldar as payment. That's you, yeah? Come on, baby, don't be shy."

Macha looked around wildly for an escape. Her gaze finally settled on the stage door... only to see it blocked by a swirling void, the Eye of Principle Tzeench.

Eldar teenager and chaos god stared at one another for a long moment. The great eye narrowed. Its cosmic voice sought her ears.

"DO IT."

Macha turned, and took a deep breath. Scout had grabbed Eldrad, who was sneering at him. She slowly raised a hand and pointed at her father.

"You are mistaken, gentlemen," she said, her voice calm. "That one is your payment."

"Fuck yeah, we ain't picky." Doomrider cackled as his noise marines pulled the concerned-looking Eldar away from scout. "Get him in the van and break out the stuff, let's fuckin do this!"

As Eldrad was dragged shrieking out of the room, the voice of Tzeench rolled over the gathering.

"JUST. AS. PLANNED."

The room went wild with laughter and argument. Scout, stunned, found himself being dragged outside by Cultist-chan.

>>2676076
OH FUCK.

They lay together in the back of her uncle's truck, "borrowed" from the parking lot and driven to the top of the hill. Scout looked up at the stars, thinking.

"It was... nice, I guess, of Principle Tzeench. Helping Macha, I mean."

Cultist-chan wiggled closer to him. "She leeves een hope. Shee ees hiis."

"I guess that makes sense. For chaos, any way." He smiled, and wrapped an arm around her.

She nibbled his ear, and whispered.

He turned toward her. "Huh? Sorry, I couldn't hear you."

Her snaggle-toothed grin shined in the starlight. "Hwee said... purge mee."

He hesitated before responding. "Cultist-chan... are you sure?"

"Hwee have been verrry wicked." She climbed on top of him. Her hair tickled his face as she looked down at him. He could feel her stroking his bolt pistol with one hand. "Hwee have consorted with thee ruinouuus poweers. Whee have made pacts with thee dark gods. Hwee have falleen to heresyy... Hwee need a beeg, strong, mehreen to geef us thee Emperor's mercyy..."

Scout Marine felt his multiple hearts quicken his pulse as she wriggled on top of him. He slid one hand up to her chest, and squeezed gently. The other, he reached down and began to hike up her dress.

He stammered, then steadied his voice. "Know... know this, heretic! Tonight the judgement of the Emperor is come upon you! You have turned from his light, and you must be purged."

"Hyesss... hyess!"

The old truck rocked back and forth on its springs. The crickets went silent as the voices of the young lovers filled the air.

"Oh... oh God-Emperor..."

"Purge mee... purge meeeheehee!"

"For... for..."

"Hyess... hyess! Ay feel thee warp overtaking meee!"

"FOR THE EMPEROR!"

+++FIN+++

As much as this makes me D'AAWWW I'm also raging at myself. In high school, as now in college, I was a nerd. Of the handful of dates I had, my most regrettable was my hilarious failure of a relationship with one of the goth girls that hung around the nerds. She was a lot like Cultist-chan actually, kinda shitty homelife, just weird enough to be awesome. We end up going to prom and spend an hour just standing on the rough of the parking lot looking over downtown St. Louis. I wanted to kiss her, I would have thrown a man off that damn roof for the chance to stay up there. I'm dumb as hell. Like using-my-cd-tray-as-a-cupholder dumb. Fuck it all /tg/. We didn't go out again, found out later she was in a relationship at the time. (Actually she was in a relationship with another woman, that threw me)

Ended up seeing her once more a few months later. The two of us and another one of her friends hung out for a day after meeting up by chance. She suggested the three of us have a casual little threesome. The other girl almost went along with it but decided not to (she had a boyfriend, we tried convincing her that threesomes aren't cheating.) Me and her end up just sitting in my car, twice I lean in to kiss her and end up changing the damn radio station. /tg/ can you *BLAM* me please?

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>>2676104
FUCK YESSSSSSSSS

>>2676114
Same boat. I missed so many damn clues in high school, never chasing any of my crushes or dreams until it was too damn late. This whole thing has been a comfort, Leibowitz. Thank you.

I feel back for Macha, and Eldrad is just a giant dick.

I'm surprised this hasn't been flooded with posts by now.
Leibowitz, my hat is off to you, you have made me literally throw my hands up shouting "WOOHOO" at the end. You are my favorite writefag now. Please do more.

>>2676114
;_; *BLAM*

>>2676147

>Eldrad is about to take a giant dick.

fixed for raep

Glad you liked it, guys. Sorry it took so long, but in order to get all the plot in it had to be as long as chapters 2 and 3 together. My (worthless because they won't read this) apologies to those who went to sleep irritated at me.

Oh, and by the by, because I don't use a tripcode not every comment with my name is by me. General guideline: if it's devastatingly witty, it's really me. If it's stupid, it's a troll posing as me. See how convenient that is for me?

Probably helps that I'm drunk as hell, but this is amazing and heartwarming.

>>2676104
Scout seems to have forgotten something in this whole encounter...

>>2676174
*sniffle* still no Guard or Commissars...
Other then that it was great!

>>2676183
Not necessarily. I mean, it was a fairly fade to black moment. Also, she's a chaos cultist. She probably convinced him not to.

>>2676186

Kasrkin-chan was mentioned, once.

>>2676170

Ahh, rape. Is there anything more cathartic?

Bravo. I quite enjoyed the story.

>>2676208

Young boy rape, but I digress.

All that's missing now is drawfaggotry of scout and cultist-chan in that truck....

SOMEONE GET ON THAT! GET ON THAT HARD!

Just as Planned...

You sir, have just made my week.

>>2676219
Don't try to take credit for this.

>>2676232
..... just .....

WOHOO I'M DOING COCAINE OFF ELDRAD'S BUTT!

>>2676154
You're doing it wrong. Sigh. Never send an anon to do a Commissar's job.

>>2676114
For cowardice in the face of the enemy, I sentence you to death. *BLAM!*

>>2676130
You have shown great cowardice. For this greatest of heresies, I sentence you to death. *BLAM!*

Well done, Leibowitz. I wish Grandpa Dreadnought was here to see this.

>>2676186

Yeah, I tried to focus on a handful of characters rather than trying to give everyone a cameo. But hey, the setting is still wide open! I sure as hell don't have a monopoly on it, I didn't even think of it. There are so many stories still to be told...

Of the burn of young love, and the sting of first heartbreak.

Of bright-eyed children learning and growing into adults... grim, dark adults, who kill each other.

Of Coach Kharn losing his job becouse someone finds out about his relationship with Loli-D. Goddam, I tried to find a way to work that in, but it was getting long enough as it was.

I saw ch1-2, was there a ch3 somewhere, I truly hope I didnt miss it :(

requesting reference pictures(i havent saved them, i suck, i know) to drawfag away, (well, not really away, but something will be done if you provide reference)

>>2676295
The coach's replacement wasn't much better.

>>2676282

Yeah, gramps needs to have words with Scout about that heretic girl.

So does uncle Tankred. Words like "FUCK YEAH, DO IT FOR ALL THE CHAOS BITCHES."

But the point of my last post, which I forgot to make, was that anyone who wants to add to the setting should.

>>2676330
But none of us would be as good as you.

>>2676295
So are you for sure continuing the sTory? Its an interesting way to write about WarHammer 40k. I for one would love to rEad more of your work. Its well written. Anyways, GreAt work. MorE of this is definitely looked forward to.

>>2676337
Fuck you.

>>2676282
THAT SCOUT IS NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD! HE IS ON HIS WAY TO A PURGING IF SOME SENSE IS NOT KNOCKED INTO HIM!
BACK IN MY DAY THE INQUISITION WOULD BE ON HIM SO FAST HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
STILL, I SUPPOSE THAT SCOUTS WILL BE SCOUTS.


... SHE BETTER NOT HURT HIM.

>>2676296

Someone's been putting the whole thing up on 1d4chan under HS40K.

And no, I don't plan to continue this soon... I gotta get down that short story about the First Morkian Looted Company.

>>2676337
*sigh* The W in warhammer was NOT supposed to be capitlalized, which in turn ruined the joke. I apologize. Move along, nothing to see here...

>>2676330
Having Grandpa Dreadnought incorporated into the story would be awesome.

>>2676337
Why do the out of place capitals in your sentence spell out THEGAE?

Gonna try doin' scene drawfaggotry of "Hwee captyoored hyoo...".

No mukkin' on this one

>>2676272
Have any of you seen the drawfag Stranger around? I need him to finish coloring my Katina Tarask Commissar image.

I still say an Inquisitor for the school counselor would be fuckawesome.

>>2676358
The capital M in More makes it THE GAME, but I also accidentally capitalized the W in warhammer. See>>2676356

>>2676337
You, fucker.

>>2676362
I'll do it, I should have my other computer back by friday

>>2676373
I second this idea. What about using the inquisition as a police force?

There...there is too much awesome here for me to draw. Ima need more time. Till then, have this from the previous chapter I guess.

>>2676382
Do you know who Katina Tarask is?

She's from a game called "Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation" for the GBA.

>>2676384
I think the Arbiters (or whatever) would fit better for the police.

>>2676400
I lol'd when I saw the purity seal. Just...something about that in this context.

>>2676406
Adeptus Arbites. I can see how that would work. How about use the inquisition as the FBI?

>>2676401
All I need is color layouts and I'll have it done. Again not till like tuesday-wednesday, since I have to work after I get my computer back.

>>2676419

Why would the FBI equivalent ever get involved in a 40k highschool comedy/drama? The inquisition should be represented as a single character in the form of the school counselor.

You know what breaks my freakin heart, though? These kids, you know, they love each other... but do you really think they can make it together?

I mean, he's got a bright future ahead of him, a future of larger and larger pauldrons... from scout armor, to full power armor, to termie armor, until finally his pauldrons overcome him and he becomes a dreadnaught.

But what's she got to look forward to? A few more random mutations, and then removal as a casualty because she's not one of the ones carrying a heavy weapon.

I mean, there's *sniff* there's love there... but in the grim darkness of the far future, is love enough?

>>2676400
Hells yes Cluexus is working on drawfaggortry.

And so it came to pass that /tg/ was allowed to have its "nice things"

>>2676432
Agreed. Lets not take this out of the high school setting, or the comedy genre.

>>2676434
No.

>>2676434
Damn I'm hit by inspiration... just how to reduce the heresy...

>>2676421
Well, as you cansee in the image I posted, her favorite color is red, has an affinity for octopuses, her man-bitch/standard bearer Russel (It's her standard he's holding. It kinda hard to tell) perfers whites and blues. Both have blond hair, Katina has one eye green, the other purple.

She's a Commissar, so make her Commissary, okay? Her body suit would be red and black, her great coat/cloak thing black trimmed with red, same as her Commissar hat.

That sound goood?

>>2676456
I'm also okay with waiting until Friday. I work during the week anyways.

Oh man... I'm a horrible person.
I just thought to myself, "What would Cultist-chan's period be like?" And then I got scared.

Actually, I think I'll defer to Cultist-chan's original artist for her design but I'mma take liberties on Scout though.

>>2676456
yup, also don't give up on your original drawfag in case my computers harddrive is wiped. More or less you will end up with a few versions.

>>2676467


.. and then told your son he's moving in with his uncle and auntie in Bel-air.

"Hwee captyoored hyooo!" is way to fucking cute, goddaaaawmn.

>>2676432

"Please, come in. Have a seat. Hmm... mmyess. Scout Marine, you've missed quite a few days. Heresy grows from hookey, Scout. A little thought for the day. Why so nervous, Scout. Is there something... you need to tell me?"

Incidentally, whenever I type or read "Scout" now, I hear "Scott" in my head.

>>2676467
If you think that's bad...

You are now imaging Nurglettes period.
And fapping.

>>2676479
I demand this moment get drawfagged because thats just too damn cute!

>>2676467

It's a nurgling named Irwin.

"Um... Cultist-chan... did your pants just snicker at me?

*blush*

>>2676493
Oh... Oh God Emperor! Why, why did you do that to me?!

>>2676472
I'll keep asking around for Stranger. Who knows, maybe he already colored it, and is just waiting for me to come claim it. But I'd like to see how you'd do it.

Are you going to color it, or will you draw your own version? I'm always hungry for more Katina swag.

NEED A DISPENSER HERE.

>>2676440
Nono, of course not. It was a random thought. Just throwing ideas around.

>>2676505
no scanner, so I'll probably just give you multiple versions of the colored pic.

>>2676477

HS 40K is now officially set in the town of Belair, so that someone can tell the story all about how a Slamander got in one little fight and got sent to live with his auntie and uncle here.

Wait, no. Not a salamander. Demon Prince of Belair, what am I thinking.

>>2676523
Sounds good to me. Thanks. Anyways, I got work early tomorrow, so I'm heading off now. Later.

>>2676540
A fallen salamander. Hence why he is now a daemon prince.

>>2676540

I declare this to be FUCKING AWESOMESAUCE

>>2676542

Woah... that's a half-dozen name posts in a row. Anonymity compromised, purging name!

Leibo____

>>2676503
It's what I do. Besides there is nothing wrong with bodily fluids, oozing out of various orifices.

>>2676579
Still trying out for the slaaneshi sect fapanon?

>>2676579
OH GOD MY EYES! MY MIND! RIP THEM OUT! BLEACH THE BRAIN!

>>2676485
YES.

>>2676434

Hey, just remember... LIVII and Taldeer had to confront similar issues when they were in 40K High and hell, even Macha pointed it out in your own writing that, while Eldrad is a dick, he does grudgingly like Taldeer's Mon-Kiegh boyfriend (hell, maybe even husband at this point).

So Leibowitz, take heart... love CAN bloom.

Also, I'm glad you said the setting is open. I have awkward moments and memories of high school that wish to somehow be translated into this particular medium.

If I get any spare time, I will TOTALLY write a vignette about Inquisitor Mackey. I imagine him as Mr. Mackey from South Park, but in big, gold power armour. And less of a pussy.

>>2676626
Don't Commit heresy M'kay?
Heresy is bad M'kay?
If you commit heresy you will be PURGED BY THE WRATH OF THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR!...M'kay?

>>2676634

Careful... you might get the opposite of what you hoped for out of Dark Angel and Rainbow Warrior...

"Purged... by the EMPEROR?! I think my bolt pistol just discharged..."

>>2676595
Nah, tried that, I think I crept them out.
>>2676603
Awww, you say the nicest things.

Thank you Leibowitz.

I don't really know what else to say.

>>2676400

Angry won our gamble over how long it would take you. Congraduations are in order.

>>2676650
*sobbing and weeping in the corner*

>>2676616

Shitshitshit! I forgot to include Liivi and Taldeer in the prom scene! She was supposed to be one of the chaperones; she teaches art and subs when she's needed, which, thanks to her dad, is often. Liivi was supposed to be working the night of the dance, but took time off without telling her and showed up to surprise her.

>>2676634
It's easy m'kaaaaaaaay.

>>2676634
Crud, I wanted to right the "purity" assembly put on by the Grey Knights before the prom. All about not purging untl you've venerated the immortal emperor. At the end they hand out purity seals and chaos stars to everyone and make them sign cards saying they won't purge anyone at prom or until they're sanctified.

>>2676670
God I love the innuendoes

I'm confused. Is cultist being killed in that last scene or what?

>>2676670

Write it, man, there's certainly room in the storyline.

Oh, also... When I started writing, I initially planned for Scout to wind up with that delicious tsundere Macha, while Cultist-chan wound up with Reasonable Marine and Sororita.

But I found myself liking the couple too much, and also the first option would lead to Macha getting some.

Is this heresy y/n

>>2676701
thats the joke.

Earlier in the story she says something about being purged before and getting out of the hospital, so she probably didn't die.

>>2676485
Guidance Counselor Inquisitor Hansen?

>>2676701
>>2676706

Well... maybe not. She has, after all, been Purged before.

>>2676703
Yes, yes it is!

>>2676701

Author's official ruling:

Yes/no/maybe.

Ah, le petite mort, such sweet release.

Someone should add fagots drawings to the wiki also.

>>2676656
wait Lolcron is still here?

>>2676723
But a Las and a Bolt Pistol are very different means of purging. My guess is that Cultist-Chan's cute guts are splattered all over that truck.
At least, that's the understanding that keeps most of my sanity intact.

>>2676728
Am I the only one who envisioned it as sort of a sex fight?

>>2676552
"I got in one little warp storm and my Empra got scared...."
"I whistled for a Thunderhawk and when it came near, the identification code said "F235h" and it had skulls on the rear..."

>>2676742
I imagine them just having hot sex, cuss Cultist-chan is too cute to die.

>>2676761
This. Eversomuch this.(Besides, the purging-as-euphemism-for-sex idea is just too funny).

So wait, is this an open universe now? Will /tg/ start randomly turning out 40KH stories?

>>2676761
Their initial shots missed and they went to hand to hand combat... let your minds run wild now.

>>2676768
That was my hope.

Since Scout got played out theres still a pletera of established characxters and thsoe to be established.

>>2676749
>>This Thread = The punishingly bad "Talent night" fundraiser for the HS 40K prom.

Someone dropped that in another thread... someone might get inspiration for a side story.

Open Mike night at THE EMPEROR'S HA-HA HUT.

>>2676738

lol you thought he left?

>>2676768

Well, given that Culexus did some drawings and then people started talking about the setting and then I wrote a story set there... Yeah, it's an open setting, and /tg/ is randomly turning out stories.

And yeah, purging and sex are confused and will stay confused. When you're that age, sex is as terrifying as it is attractive.

>>2676801
Thought he was part of the consortium that got chased out in the /tg/ dark age of creativity

>>2676656

I have friends like Angry and Lolcron. Hell, I've BEEN a friend like Angry and Lolcron.

>>2676806

He slept in his tomb deep beneath the planet's surface until a sufficient concentration of win awoke him to begin his reign of terror once more. Or not.

So... when does the Loser Sister join in Cultist-chan's circle?

>>2676806
Sadly, the BAAAWWW squad is not correct, and many of them now seem to just lurk here. They seem to be exposing themselves in bits and pieces these days.

... its a prom right?

You are now picturing Doomrider singing "Don't Stop Believing"

No end of thanks, Leibowitz (what made you choose that for namefaggin'?) - I'll be tracking down the rest of the chapters soon enough. I love this shit.
This may have something to do with feeling for the Cultist girl the way many fa/tg/uys felt about Rei the first time.

>>2676938

>>2676938
That is strangely awesome and I would love some drawfaggorty of that.

>>2676955
Thats immediately what I thought they were playing when the music got slow.

I was half expecting the ORK ROKBOYZ to play. I can see it now, the lead guitarist starts playing and its awful, tosses some red paint on it and SHREDS!

>>2676941

The name's from a science fiction story that made me stop simply loathing religion and start looking at it as a fascinating, complex, sometimes harmful, occasionally helpful expression of human nature.

>>2676980

Hmm... well, ork specialist boyz are idiot-savants... they could probably...

Oh god, head filled with orks playing Dragonforce. I was about to go to sleep. Fuck you, sir. Fuck you.

>>2676938
You are now picturing Doomrider in the after part with Eldrad.

>>2677016
I... HATE you. So very, very much. Why must you poison my mind so?

>>2676938

Just an Agriworld girl, Livin in her lonely world
She took the midnight rail shuddle going anywhere

Just a Hiveworld boy, Born and raised in Necromunda
He took the midnight rail shuddle to anywhere.

>>2677048
Continue. You haven't finished the song.

>>2677025
It's what I do. Just relax and go with it, it's one hell of ride.

Halp pls /tg/

Never tried drawing Space Marines, scout or otherwise because trying to get the pauldrons right fuck me up. So, the shoulder that isn't drawn in yet... how should it look?

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of inibraints and cheap phermones
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the Forgeworld yard
Their shadows searching in the night
Forgeworld people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to off shifts,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the pictogram never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Dont stop praisin
Hold on to the feelin
Forgeworld people

>>2677092
see
>>2676656

>>2677092
Think space marine shoulder, but smaller, and thinner.
Google scout marine. DoW has a good redering too.

>>2677092
Also give Scout some shanzzy goggles/headset

>>2677109
EXCELLENT! Thank you kindly.

>>2677092
I Daaaawwwed.
Then I fapped.

>>2677092
/r/ caption: Hwee captyoored yhoo!

>>2676938

Someone fucking draw this. I'm serious.

>>2677092
I Daaaaaaaaaaaaaw'd.

I got my first bolt pistol
Got it from the sergeant-at-arms
Spent a whole case of ammo
It was the summer of M41

Me and some guys from school
Had a warband and we tried real hard
Necron quit and Angry got married
I should've known that Crusade won't get far

Oh when I look back now
That war seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best battles I ever won

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of M41

Ain't no use in complainin'
When there's grim darkness to do
Spent my evenin's down at the squig shack
And that's when I met you yeah
Standin on your temple's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you captured my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best battles I ever won

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of M41
Oh yeah
Back in the summer of M41

Man we were purgin' hard
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess a battle can't last forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I fire that old bolter
I think about you wonder what went wrong

Standin' on a temple's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you captured my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best battles I ever won

Oh yeah
Back in the summer of M41

>>2676941

Arg. I never liked Rei. How can you have a crush on someone with no personality? It's like having a crush on a picture of a pretty girl.

Oh. Wait. Shit.

>>2677282
That's beautiful man, just beautiful.

>>2677432
I want to hang each and every one of those "ZOMG t3h REi !1!!" faggots from a lamp-post with piano wire.

Great story, loved it. It's pretty amazing how well the purging euphemism works.

If it's to be a complete teen movie parody it needs a sideplot about the dorks (the tech-priest and the mekboy) trying to get a date. I might try writing that but it would probably fail. Any takers?

>>2677448
I have a piano I'd be willing to donate to such a noble cause.

>>2677432
Eh she does have personality just no real understanding of how to express it, its basically a damaged goods fetish that the people who like her have.

A bump for the morning crowd, I think.

I do believe this need archiving.

Lets see here...tzentch being awesome, eldrad being a dick, liivi and taldeer reference...

This is probably the best part of the story, and I hope you make more of it.
Not necessarily with the same characters, mind you, but more in this setting.
Kind of like the tinyhammer thing

Fagot here. I's gonna hafta splash page this sumbitch.

I wonder how Guardsman stumpy would fit into 40k high.

Would he be that creepy kid that even the losers don't want to associate with? And only seems to only enroll in sports for shower time.

Or would he be that guy thats kinda ambigiously gay, but is popular with the ladies.

>>2679094
cont.

or maybe, he's the creepy janitor that if you ever go and actually talk to him, can give you deep and meaningful insights into life and love.

>>2679090

Oh hells yes.

>>2679094

>Would he be that creepy kid that even the losers don't want to associate with? And only seems to only enroll in sports for shower time.

Let's go with this one. I've never really seen anything of Stumpy to suggest that he's popular with anyone, or even paticularly insightful.

>>2679109

but he taught that comissar and that squad leader and countless others how to love!

whats the deal with stumpy?

how do you upload images to 1d4chan?

>>2679126

he was a character used in a pair of fanfictions, if not more. IIRC each story would have some dying officer or higher ranking guy dying from his wounds. And in their last dying breath would accuse stumpy of teaching them how to love.

>>2676955
>>2677221
>>2676938


Someone do this.

>>2679137
anyone?

I d'awwwed. Thank you, Leibowitz.

nvm. figured it out.

Damnit I gotta find those other chapters. Damn what I wouldnt give for a Rapid shit of all 3 chapters.

>>2679410
Ohhhh, nice. I like.

>>2676938
I think you mean "Never Gonna Give You Up"

>>2679430
ALL OF THEM ARE UPLOADED AT 1d4chan.org UNDER HS40K

ALL THE CHAPTERS ARE ARCHIVED AT suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

>>2679430

It's all on 1d4chan. Search for HS40K.

Or just use this:

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/HS40K

I dawwwwww'd

/tg/ can has nice things

good end

>>2676938
There is already a Collosal Fagot drawing of Doomrider doing karaoke, which could be easily modded for this. Can't find it at the moment, though.

>>2677092
Finish this please and post it.

Anyone else envision having an ogryn being the sorta "Big retarded kid that saves the day" kinda character possibly? Maybe in the same way clone high did Genghis Khan, cept his shirt says "Screw Cadia" instead of "Screw Tibet"

>>2679560

GOOD END, YESSSSSH.

>>2679632
Hmmm. A little less moddable than I figured, but it could work.

Thanks for delivering.

>>2679632
Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

This story is hot. I may have mentioned this ealier, but in my mind cultist sounds like Magenta from RHPS.

This makes her even more awesome trust me.

>>2679732
WHAT. Make sense.

Could HS40k be the next LCB?

>>2679732

Who?

>>2679632
BFF.

I'm kinda disappointed lolcron disappeared after chapter 1. Still awesome tho

>>2679920
He phased out because the Necrons under his command dropped below that magical percentage of their original numbers that escapes me at the moment.

>>2679632
>>2679652
>>2679560

It's rough as hell (no photoshop on this comp), but here's a recolored version that fits HS 40k a bit better. The redone lyrics are up to you.

>>2679920

Yeah, I liked him, but there wasn't really another opportunity for him to show up. Can you really imagine him going to prom? Dancing?

I like to think he was still following what was happening to his friend, though.
>>2676656

>>2679884
no, because I haven;t seen the massive amounts of NERD RAGE due to HS40K that LCB made.

>>2680021
More that it would be something original to /tg/ that would spawn further write and drawfaggotry based off it. It's inspired drawfags already (and more art is said to be on the way), and there has been expressed interest for writefags to continue with the setting. Even if Leibowitz doesn't plan to continue with it any time in the near future (as I believe he's stated), I wouldn't be surprised to see more writefaggotry for HS 40k to appear. It's a setting with too much potential for people to NOT take advantage of it.

That was disturbing and cool

Thread is autosaging. Bah.

... I really fucking hate pauldrons. And this is all that's progressed-- I'm not used to Adobe Photoshop yet and frankly I laid down linework I'm happy with I'm just nervous about fucking it up by attempting to color.

So anyone up for a colorjob, GO!

Heh, final chapter finally autosaging. Starting a new thread to fully flesh out the setting and discuss more story ideas.

>>2680166
Good stuff.