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    174 KB HS 40K Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:08 No.2674408  

    "It sure is a clear night."

    "Hyess. Eeet syure ees."

    They were lying next to each other on the flat top of the battered old yellow landraider. Scout Marine stared up at the stars and thought furiously. They'd kissed at the end of the first date. Well, more or less.

    To be more precise, they'd made nervous small-talk on the ride home from the movie. Then, when he pulled to the curb outside her dad's trailer, they'd akwardly pressed their lips together. They... missed, sort of, so that he wound up kissing her right below her nose. She snorted, which tickled his lips, and then they both giggled nervously. He was about to try again when Abbaddon came out of the trailer in a wifebeater and underpants, holding a half-empty bottle of cheap amasec, and yelling at Cultist-chan for forgetting to pick up his Lho sticks. She'd given Scout a sorry look, and hurried inside.

    But the second date had gone great so far. He'd picked her up Saturday afternoon at 2, after enduring a rant from Angry Marine about being careful with his landraider... as if a few more scratches and dents would matter, the way Angry drove.
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:09 No.2674412
    They'd gotten to the zoo just in time to see the carnifex feeding. She laughed her head off to hear the homeless people scream as they were messily devoured. He laughed when she told him the story of how her dad got drunk and climbed into the unyuufex enclosure and had his arms hugged off. He bought her a little plush ripper doll, and they held hands as they walked down the path. They stood in the fungal grove and smiled at each other while warty balls with legs and teeth hunted each other through the mushrooms and a naked orc banged on the bars of his cage and yelled for someone to let him out before he was late for work. They kissed again. He got his aim right that time, and they stood pressed together for a moment in the shade, until she startled him by running her tongue playfully along his lips. She cackled when he jumped in surprise, and ran away down the path. He laughed, and ran after her.

    They went to a cheap Tau place for dinner. He hadn't thought he liked sushi, but when they started daring one another to add more and more wasabi he found himself having a great time, even when his eyes started watering and his oral acid gland rebelled. He sneezed on the table, dissolving a hole clear through it. Cultist-chan had given him a conspiratorial look and put her plate over the hole. He'd thrown some Thrones down on the table, and the two of them had hurried out to the parking lot, stifling laughter.

    About halfway through the movie, he'd gotten up his nerve to put his arm around her and gotten his sleeve caught on her spikes. She laughed as she helped him untangle it, then they kissed again and he put his hand on her leg. Emperor, he couldn't for the life of him remember what the movie had been about.

    And now here they were, on top of the landraider, on a hill, with the lights of the town below them and the stars of the galaxy above.
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:10 No.2674421
    Was it rushing it? Was it time?

    He heard Cultist-chan move in the darkness beside him. She rolled over and pressed agains his side, laying her head on his shoulder.

    He lifted his head and kissed her.

    She pulled away and sat up. He rose and put his arm around her. He realized she was shivering.

    "Cultist-chan? Are you cold? Do you want to go inside?"

    "Eeet ees hokay."

    He smiled in the darkness. "Come here. Let me keep you warm."

    He held her close, breathing in her smell. Smoke from her dad's Lho sticks. Incense from profane rites. Some kind of shampoo. God-Emperor, he wanted to purge her so bad. She had stopped shivering, and turned her head to kiss his neck. He gasped as she gently nibbled him. He slipped a hand up her tattered shirt, and she murmered. He pulled away. She pulled back and looked at him.

    He realized there were tears in her eyes.

    "Eeeets hokay," she whispered. "Hyoo can purge us eef hyoo want too. Whatever hyoo desire..."
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:10 No.2674424
    "I... um, I don't..." He stammered.

    She smiled ruefully, and pointed down between his legs. He looked down. The bulge of the bolt-pistol in his pocket was painfully obvious.

    He looked back up at her. She was smiling, but tears were rolling down her face.

    "Um... Cultist-chan, are you really sure about this?"

    "Hyess. Hyoo made us feeel speshul. Hyoo made us happy. Heet is what hyoo wanted, hyess?"

    She lunged at him, wrapping her arms around him and pressing her lips to his neck again. Her hand was on his, guiding it to the bolter in his pocket. There was a roaring in his ears. He barely heard her whisper, "Heet was niice while heet laasteed..."

    He shook his head, grabbed her shoulders, and pushed her away from him. "What are you talking about? It's not over!"

    She smiled at him sadly. "Heet ees hokay. Hwee know that tomorrow, hyoo weel go to hyoor friends and tell them hyoo purged me, hand they wheel give hyoo the high fhives, and then hyoo go bach to hyoor friends hand hwee go back to ours. After hwee get out of thee hospital."

    Scout Marine felt his mouth hanging open. "What? Why would you think that?"
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:11 No.2674425
    She frowned, and turned her face away from him. "Dat's hjust how eet werks. Hevery tyme."

    "You've... you've been purged before?"

    She tooh his hand in hers, and guided it under her shirt. He felt soft skin... then something else. Scar tissue. An old las burn.

    "All thee boys say hwee are an easy purge, hyess? Heet ees hokay. At leest... At leest hwee..." Her shoulders started shaking, and she began to sniffle.

    Scout looked at her. Her hair shone in the starlight, against the stark profile of the chaos spikes behind her head. She looked up at him. Tears ran from her eyes.

    She gave him a sad, snaggle-toothed smile. Suddenly, he knew his duty.


    She sniffled.

    "Cultist-chan, please go to prom with me!"

    Her jaw dropped open. He pulled her to him and hugged her tight.

    "Will you, Cultist-chan? Please?"

    "Whatever hyoo... desire..." She threw her head back and cried.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:12 No.2674431
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:13 No.2674443
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    F5'ing furiously.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:14 No.2674445
    I d'awwwwed.

    This stuff is grade-A win. Moar tonight?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:14 No.2674447
    Holy fuck, man. I've got tears in my eyes (of course, I was in a somewhat tearful mood anyway, but still). Good job.
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:15 No.2674449

    I'm not posting the last chapter until I have a new piece of drawfaggery to use as the post image. That's right, I'm holding HS 40K hostage. Get ta werk, ya lazy grots!





    And, of course,

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:15 No.2674450


    Leibowitz, you are AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:16 No.2674451
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:16 No.2674457

    I fucking baw'ed. Again.

    Damn you, writefag.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:17 No.2674461
    And Leibowitz takes the gold. Best Writefaggotry I've seen in a good while.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:18 No.2674464
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:18 No.2674465

    Why not talk to Mr Culexus about it? You know, the one whose pictures you keep using.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:18 No.2674466
    d'aaaw, I like.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:18 No.2674471
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    Brand new, or just some Cultist-chan that hasn't been purged around here very much?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:19 No.2674473

    Sex in the 40,000th century is like laser guro?
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:19 No.2674476

    Bawwwwwww, someone doesn't like my stuuuuuuffffff, I'm never posting on this board again!
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/26/08(Fri)22:20 No.2674483

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:20 No.2674485
    Then, will you at least tell us more about the setting of this story, when you get your pic?

    As in, who are the other teachers drama, gym (has to be more than one, right?) and the other ones)?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:22 No.2674495
    He has a dArt page as well, so it should be easier to get into contact with him.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:22 No.2674499
    Link related.

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:23 No.2674500
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:23 No.2674504

    Also, could someone post this on 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:24 No.2674506
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:25 No.2674511

    Yeah, his site is where I get the pictures from. And the characters. And the basic idea.

    Step two is to begin dressing like him, seduce his girlfriend if he has one, or a girl he likes if not, and eventually kill him and completely take over his life.

    Honestly, I was flattering myself that he'd read the thread and do something.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:27 No.2674520

    So, no more tonight?

    The only reason I was staying up was to read your work.
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:28 No.2674530

    I like that pic, but I'm trying to get people to draw moar.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:29 No.2674534
    Just wait until he gets the harlequin girl done.
    You poor creature.
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:31 No.2674537

    Oh, I'm working on the conclusion. It'll take me at least an hour, though. I figure by that time someone will have drawn a stick figure Scout Marine spitting acid on some sushi or something and I'll be able to post.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:31 No.2674538
    oh god, this story is making me "dawwwwwwww" uncontrollably
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:31 No.2674541
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    there, now write damn it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:32 No.2674544
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:32 No.2674545
    There, now get back to writing.

    Also, if this stuff isn't up in 1d4 chan or at least archived, I'll be very dissappointed in you, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:33 No.2674547


    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:33 No.2674549
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:34 No.2674554

    It better have a happy ending.

    Please let it have a happy ending. Cultist-chan is too adorable not to have a happy ending.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:34 No.2674557
    Will this prom have liivi and taldeer in it?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:36 No.2674564
    What are you, a woman?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:37 No.2674568
    Working on teh arts. Not a drawfag and I'm using paint, so I promise nothing good.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:37 No.2674572
    No, just a somewhat weedy and emotional man. Plus, it's a friday night, and here I am sitting around reading /tg/ and getting ready to watch American Pie. Alone. I was sad, but now I'm happy again. Thanks Leibowitz!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:38 No.2674576
    Do you really want to risk scaring away a ca/tg/irl?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:38 No.2674577
    I've got a miserable fucking cold at the moment, but this has cheered me right up.

    Also, 1D4chan's been updated with the third chapter.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)22:39 No.2674581
    damn wish my scanner worked... I have a great idea for a picture too
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:39 No.2674582
    Home coming King and Queen! Home coming King and Queen!
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:40 No.2674586
    But scout forgot, he was a blood angel. His blood boiled and he leapt at Cultist.
    'hhhwwwwhhhaaattt aaarreee yooouuu doooiiinnnggg'
    'purging you, chaos scum'
    Scout whipped out his bolter and jammed it into her skin.
    'oooowww nooottt liiikkkeee thhiiiss'
    Making sure the bolter was jammed in, he fired. He fired it until his clip was empty. Once done he collapsed and passed out. Cultist lay there crying after being violated by the bolter.
    The next day the Inquisition showed up.
    'I purged this cultist' said scout.
    'No, Scout, you are the cultist.'
    And scout was the cultist.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:41 No.2674591
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    Shall this suffice?
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)22:41 No.2674597
    Thought he was an Ultra smurf. but oh well
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:42 No.2674600

    Damn. My doppleganger seems to have predicted the next chapter with terrifying accuracy!

    Typety typety type. Working on it, it'll take a while.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:42 No.2674606
    My trust has been violated by Leibowitz. Brutally, over and over again.

    I'll just limp off, now... maybe take a shower...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:44 No.2674612
    That's awesome and you should feel awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:45 No.2674617
    Maybe weedy's the wrong word...slender, maybe? Slim?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:47 No.2674626
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:49 No.2674640
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:50 No.2674647
    Should I read this book?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:52 No.2674660

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:53 No.2674667

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:53 No.2674669
    We will take their metal boxes-

    ... Oh shit carjacked by Chaos gangers.
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:55 No.2674683
    >metal boxes hid cowards and fools! and should be taken away
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:55 No.2674684
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:57 No.2674690

    God damn I wish I'd thought of that.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:59 No.2674700
    ... Not too surprising that Chaos-followers in this story follow the negative stereotypes associated with minorities.
    >> Cafeteria Servitor 09/26/08(Fri)23:02 No.2674713
    Today for lunch we will be having creamed KHORNE and toast.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:02 No.2674717

    You can still do it. Give Scout and Cultist a Good End, then you can go on and write more about them.
    >> Cafeteria Servitor 09/26/08(Fri)23:02 No.2674718
    Also, needs moar SoB
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:04 No.2674730
    So the Scout gets the Intelligence and captures it?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:05 No.2674740
    Puring her is one thing (apparently this is not lethal in this universe, however; well enough), but being there to pick her up from the hospital and take her out for ice cream, not that must be love in the Grim Darkness... of high school.

    Also, what do you call it when the xeno or the chaos followers are doing the "purging"?
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)23:06 No.2674751
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:07 No.2674752
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:08 No.2674766
    I d'awwwed at this idea.

    And learn to English.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:09 No.2674783
    Fukkin added to the 1d4chan HS 40k page.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:17 No.2674837

    Yeah, I know... spelling was never something I was very good at. I'm pretty much reliant on modern spell checker and the dictionary to get it right.

    Chaos probably refers to it as Maiming perhaps. You know, Maim, Kill Burn?

    That leaves the Xenos, however. Exterminating perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:19 No.2674853
    Bump and request for time estimate.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:23 No.2674892
    Damnit, I'm gonna have to go to bed soon. I want to read the next part now.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:25 No.2674903
    It'll be up on 1d4chan.org, and probably on suptg as well. At least you won't miss it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:27 No.2674920

    I know, I'm just impatient.

    And it's gonna be niggling at me all day until I can get back on the computer.

    <3 Cultist-chan.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:30 No.2674939
    Fagot here.
    This is astounding. I hope someone has chapter 2 because I slept through it. Ima drop everything and draw something appropriate for this. The scouts an angry marine right?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:30 No.2674944
    This is interesting and I've never seen it before, where can I read the first two chapters?
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)23:31 No.2674950

    Half done. It's a long one, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:32 No.2674954


    All three chapters, right there.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:32 No.2674958
    Scout should be a Pretty marine. and everything is on 1d4chan
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:32 No.2674960
    rolled 64, 92 = 156

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:34 No.2674965
    He's an Ultramarine. It said his primarch was Guilleman. Unless we're considering successor chapters. And pretty marines are gay as fuck, so no.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:34 No.2674971

    Agreed. Cultist-Chan is a sweet heart.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:35 No.2674976
    This thread sums up everything about /tg/ that is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:40 No.2675004
    What part of the Eye of Terror is Cultist-chan from? Her accent is...interesting.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:41 No.2675013

    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 09/26/08(Fri)23:44 No.2675037
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    This is weird, I go to sydney for a week and when I come back people actually like fagots stuff?? This is p. cool.
    >> Anon 09/26/08(Fri)23:45 No.2675041
    >when Abbaddon came out of the trailer in a wifebeater and underpants, holding a half-empty bottle of cheap amasec
    >when Abbadon came out of the trailer, holding a half-empty bottle
    >Abbadon came out, holding a half-empty bottle
    >Abbadon holding

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:46 No.2675048
    Cultist-chan sounds pseudo-Slavic. But that's just how I hear it.
    >> Âge the Thread-Bumper !MmGuZRSKpg 09/26/08(Fri)23:48 No.2675064
    (Abbadon as Redneck + Wifebeater) - arms = Beer helmet, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:49 No.2675073
    did anyone save parts 1 and 2? I just got here.
    >> Former prince Clovis, Chaplain of the Pretty Marines 09/26/08(Fri)23:50 No.2675078
    So have the orks been introduced and if not what are your plans for em.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:50 No.2675079
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    There, sketch-sufficient.

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)23:59 No.2675130

    Oh god what's happened to his hand oh god oh god oh god
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:01 No.2675145
    ... I have no tablet, no scanner, only a mouse.

    Fuck you. D:<
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:02 No.2675150
    Well shit, I know what I'm doing at work tonight.
    D'aaaawwwwwwing my fucking ass off.
    >> Leibowitz 09/27/08(Sat)00:02 No.2675155
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:03 No.2675161
    Scout is an Ultramarines Scout Marine, his older brother is a full fledged Ultramarine, and their father is Guiliman.

    Cultist-chan has Abbaddon as a father and Kharn as an uncle, who's also the schools coach.

    The Angry Marines are a separate character in the first chapter.

    Eldrad is the vice-principal and Tzeentch is the principal.
    >> Leibowitz 09/27/08(Sat)00:04 No.2675169
    Ok, final chapter is getting long, so I'm gonna go ahead and post part of it! It'll be posted again when I finish the final chapter and start the final thread.


    Roboute Guilliman sat back in his easy chair, settled his reading glasses on his nose, and folded the newspaper to the sports section. He allowed himself a small smile of satisfaction. It was a quiet Sunday morning, the lawn was mowed, the bills were payed, and his boy was in the paper. Captain of his Bloodbowl team. Led his teammates to victory over the Greenville Waaaaagh. Good kid, natural leader. Not like the other. Guilliman frowned. Scout Marine was a good boy at heart, but some of his friends... and that girl. The way she dressed. Guilliman sighed. Now he'd worried himself again. Had he given the boy The Talk too soon?

    The vox beeped. Guilliman glared at it. Heedless, it beeped again. He heaved himself to his feet and went to answer it.

    "Venerate the Immortal Emperor, Ultramarine residence, Roboute Guilliman speaking. Hmm? Still in bed, I think... and at this hour, too. Yes, yes, young lady, hold your artillery, I'll put him on."

    The stairs creaked under the weight of his power armor as he went up. Then down the hall to the left to knock on the door with the Doomrider and the Emperor's Children poster. Guilliman's frown deepened. He'd have to give the boy the Drug Talk soon.

    Scout's voice called out from within. "Yeah, what is it dad?"

    "Vox for you, son."

    "Who is it?"
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:05 No.2675172
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:05 No.2675174
    Guess you've never played DoW then. Me either. Apparently it's a parody of the voice acting for the cultists in the game.
    >> Leibowitz 09/27/08(Sat)00:05 No.2675177

    "Hm, a young lady. She says she knows you from school and needs to talk to you about the prom."

    The door was opened in a flash, and the vox snatched out of his powerfist. With a muffled "Thanks, dad," the door was closed in his face.

    Roboute Guilliman muttered to himself as he stumped back to his chair. The Drug Talk soon, definitly.

    Scout leaned against the door. He paused for a minute to steady his breathing, then raised the vox.

    "Hey cutie, looking forward to the dance?"

    His face froze as he heard the voice on the other end. "Um. Good morning, Scout. It's Macha. I... uh... thought you weren't going."

    Scout flinched. "Oh, Emp, I thought you were... um, no, no, I'm definitely going. But I thought..."

    She interrupted him. "But you said... wait. Ahem. Let's start this over."

    "Ok. Good morning, Macha."

    "Very funny. Scout, you have to come to the prom. It's mandatory for student government members."

    "Ok, got it, Macha. I was planning on coming anyway, I... wait, what about the budget?

    "I talked to Principle Tzeench about it and he said he'd take care of paying the band, so I allocated the rest of the funds to refreshments and decorations."

    "That's great news! Nice work, Machs!" Scout smiled. "Kind of a corny theme, though. Grim Darkness, same as last year."
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:05 No.2675179
    Her accent is modeled after the cultists from DoW.
    >> Leibowitz 09/27/08(Sat)00:06 No.2675182

    Macha sighed at him over the vox channel. "No, Scout, last year was Dark Grimness. Do you EVER pay attention? Anyway, you'll need to be there two hours early to help with final preperations. This prom has to go just as planned."

    Scout bit his lip. "Um, Macha, that's kind of a problem, I have to go pick up..."

    Distant voices echoed through the vox. "Macha, finish it up, I have to call your sister and that Mon-kiegh of hers."

    Macha's voice was muffled. "Daaaaad, I know you like uncle Liivi, I wish you wouldn't talk about him like that."

    Scout rolled his eyes. "Macha? You still there?"

    "Yes, I'm here. I have to go now, though. My dad... I'll see you before the dance, ok? Dad, this wouldn't happen if you got me my own..." The signal cut off.

    Scout stared at the vox in his hand with some consternation. That damn Macha... A snaggle-toothed grin flashed in his mind's eye, and he smiled. Not the time to be thinking about that. Oh, Emperor, he had to rent an armortux!



    Scout sprawled in his metal folding chair and gave Angry Marine a look. "Angry... you wear power armor all the time. You wore it to the beach. How is this worse?"

    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:07 No.2675196
    Huh, so dawwww HS 40K is not that long...

    ...Conversion to comic-form sounds easy as long as base material isn't assfuck long.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:08 No.2675202
    yay new stuff
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:09 No.2675208
    >Abbaddon came out of the trailer in a wifebeater and underpants, holding a half-empty bottle of cheap amasec,


    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:12 No.2675223
    >The stairs creaked under the weight of his power armor as he went up.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:12 No.2675225
    Every tux I wore itched like a bitch. Poor guy.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:15 No.2675245
    Bought tuxes at a thrift store years ago
    Never itched

    anyway Great story so faar, love the Armortux
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:17 No.2675254
    After you're done with Scout and Cultist-chan, I wanna know more about the side characters.
    NEEDS MORE WAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Plus I haven't seen even a background Tau or SoB.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:17 No.2675257
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:19 No.2675264
    speaking of which, where are the Guard? Not even one Commissar Hall Monitor?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:22 No.2675278
    In the grim darkness of the 41st century, there is only teenage awkwardness and young love.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:23 No.2675285
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    Yeah, after being disappointed by Scout, cultan go FULL-THROTTLE LESBIAN with the timid sister.
    Do it faggot, you know you want to.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:24 No.2675291
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:27 No.2675308

    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:28 No.2675312
    no.....the ronries must be appised
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:28 No.2675316
    Go away.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:30 No.2675330
    gb2/b/ faggot
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:31 No.2675332
    I think it'd be better if she stays with Scout Marine, but also cheats with her sister. As does he.

    "Sis... why do you taste like Scout marine?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:33 No.2675342
    Is the school counselor going to be an Inquisitor? That seems like the perfect role for an Inquisitor.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:38 No.2675368
    SoB Cheerleaders...
    Jump up and down for our team...
    More jumping.
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 09/27/08(Sat)00:39 No.2675373

    No, you masturbate enough.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:42 No.2675389
    nobody cares, freak.
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 09/27/08(Sat)00:44 No.2675405
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:46 No.2675417
    Aren't you supposed to be... I dunno... The Champion of the god of excess?
    Shouldn't you be WANTING me to masturbate more?
    ENCOURAGING it even?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:48 No.2675430
    Nah, thing is masturbation's a release valve. Chaos cultists aren't suppose do to keep to themselves harmlessly. Imagine what /tg/ers would do if they were unable to masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)00:59 No.2675503
    no auto loading pistol, bolter or otherwise, uses a clip in its function
    >> Doomrider !!sN7hwy9fmFb 09/27/08(Sat)01:00 No.2675509
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    You must work for Tzeentch! Quit revealing our plans!
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:00 No.2675513

    This is true. clip =/= magazine. There's a huge and fundamental difference.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:01 No.2675519
    gb2/k/ ? They love you there. Here, we don't really care. I mean, jesus, explosive-tipped gyrojets being the best weapon evar in the distant future?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:02 No.2675524
    Wow, you're right.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/27/08(Sat)01:05 No.2675548

    ...being what now?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:06 No.2675564
    I'm halfway through Hero of the Imperium and I can't help but thing of Commissar Cain as one of the teachers.

    Then again, I couldn't get the image of Acid Trip Depp out of my head after I watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/27/08(Sat)01:06 No.2675571
    eh Mags are not clips, there a big difference. Its like saying the Grey Knights and the space Marines are the same and are interchangeable.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/27/08(Sat)01:08 No.2675580
    Clips hold rounds to me mannualy insterted ito the gun, while the mag will load the bullet into the chamber once the other round is spent.

    Think the M1 Garand, that was a clip, the BAR was a Mag
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:08 No.2675583
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    I despise ignorance.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:10 No.2675597
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    a clip holds several bullets to be loaded in a magazine. a magazine is what is inserted into the gun that helps feed the rounds into the chamber of the gun. very few guns ever have used a clip during its function. the M1Garand did but even it had an internal magazine that was fed by the clip inserted during use.

    tl,dr: clip just holds boolats, magazine actually feeds them into the chamber.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/27/08(Sat)01:11 No.2675605

    Wow...that's actually rather informative.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:11 No.2675606
    Ignorance is vital to life. They're how double-blind studies work. Since most of how you view the world is based on expectations, yours and others, "knowing too much" can change the expectations wrongly, due to various crap attached to the "wrong idea."

    Ignorance rocks! I think.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:11 No.2675608
    rolled 1 = 1

    You spelled "actively" wrong when explaining the magazine.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:12 No.2675618


    Your retort strikes anon for EPIC DAMAGE!
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/27/08(Sat)01:12 No.2675621

    And you rolled a natural one on a d100. Who fails harder?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:12 No.2675622
    Wow, that was a 1d100 roll.... What the hell?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:13 No.2675623
    I wanna read chapters 1 and 2 but I can't find them...
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:13 No.2675626
    you, since percentile systems usually use roll-under
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:14 No.2675630

    Silly namefag.

    1s in a d% system are win.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:14 No.2675632
    see >>2674954
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:15 No.2675638

    Also, my link-fu is weak. There's a whole lot of fail floating around tonight.

    It must be because of this suspense.

    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/27/08(Sat)01:19 No.2675654
    Needs some drawfags.. where Muju when you need him?
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/27/08(Sat)01:19 No.2675657

    They do? Huh.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:22 No.2675672
    If you roll a 1 in Cthulu, epic awesome usually ensues.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:27 No.2675708
    I'm not in favor of this. There's been a metric crapton of 40k lesbian writefaggotry lately.

    I sort of want Scout Marine to be the guy who gets a scholarship but can't go since he gets Cultist-chan pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:28 No.2675718
    Cultist girl reminds me of it.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:30 No.2675731
    OH WOW!
    Too Young to Fall in Love was just playing the radio.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:35 No.2675758
    Oh hell :/
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:38 No.2675776
    I kinda assumed she had vagina dentata and a poison womb.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:43 No.2675817
    Bump until the writefag makes a new thread and gives us a link
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)01:44 No.2675825
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:07 No.2676026
    I think it's safe to say that cultist-chan has captured my heart.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:09 No.2676045
    I could probably sneak in and get it back for you. Might make blood flow... easier.
    How are you still alive? Or did she take it alla Temple of Doom style?
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:14 No.2676095
    Dude, I'm with the Adeptus Mechanicus. I don't *need* a heart. But she left me a note and everything, saying how she stole it. I may have surpassed such pitiful needs of the flesh, but it's got sentimental value.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:15 No.2676103
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:16 No.2676110
    For whatever reason, since the good ole days you almost never see Undivided, whether CSM, cultist, or xeno, with mutations, unless they're like a chaos lord or something, and even then, Abbadon for instance doesn't show any mutations (armlessness doesn't count)
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:17 No.2676124
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:19 No.2676139
    Oh man, so fuckin happy to have seen this character taken off.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:22 No.2676163
    Most excellent
    >> Leibowitz 09/27/08(Sat)02:25 No.2676187

    Arrite, maggots! Sorry that took so long, it got a hell of a lot longer than I thought it would. Starting new thread with FINAL DESTINATION.

    Er, I mean FINAL CHAPTER.>>2676103
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)02:27 No.2676201
    >> Leibowitz 09/27/08(Sat)02:30 No.2676223

    Fuck yeah, chaos sushi!

    I write what he draws, and he draws what I write... WHEN WILL THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE END?

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