They'd gotten to the zoo just in time to see the carnifex feeding. She laughed her head off to hear the homeless people scream as they were messily devoured. He laughed when she told him the story of how her dad got drunk and climbed into the unyuufex enclosure and had his arms hugged off. He bought her a little plush ripper doll, and they held hands as they walked down the path. They stood in the fungal grove and smiled at each other while warty balls with legs and teeth hunted each other through the mushrooms and a naked orc banged on the bars of his cage and yelled for someone to let him out before he was late for work. They kissed again. He got his aim right that time, and they stood pressed together for a moment in the shade, until she startled him by running her tongue playfully along his lips. She cackled when he jumped in surprise, and ran away down the path. He laughed, and ran after her.

They went to a cheap Tau place for dinner. He hadn't thought he liked sushi, but when they started daring one another to add more and more wasabi he found himself having a great time, even when his eyes started watering and his oral acid gland rebelled. He sneezed on the table, dissolving a hole clear through it. Cultist-chan had given him a conspiratorial look and put her plate over the hole. He'd thrown some Thrones down on the table, and the two of them had hurried out to the parking lot, stifling laughter.

About halfway through the movie, he'd gotten up his nerve to put his arm around her and gotten his sleeve caught on her spikes. She laughed as she helped him untangle it, then they kissed again and he put his hand on her leg. Emperor, he couldn't for the life of him remember what the movie had been about.

And now here they were, on top of the landraider, on a hill, with the lights of the town below them and the stars of the galaxy above.

Was it rushing it? Was it time?

He heard Cultist-chan move in the darkness beside him. She rolled over and pressed agains his side, laying her head on his shoulder.

He lifted his head and kissed her.

She pulled away and sat up. He rose and put his arm around her. He realized she was shivering.

"Cultist-chan? Are you cold? Do you want to go inside?"

"Eeet ees hokay."

He smiled in the darkness. "Come here. Let me keep you warm."

He held her close, breathing in her smell. Smoke from her dad's Lho sticks. Incense from profane rites. Some kind of shampoo. God-Emperor, he wanted to purge her so bad. She had stopped shivering, and turned her head to kiss his neck. He gasped as she gently nibbled him. He slipped a hand up her tattered shirt, and she murmered. He pulled away. She pulled back and looked at him.

He realized there were tears in her eyes.

"Eeeets hokay," she whispered. "Hyoo can purge us eef hyoo want too. Whatever hyoo desire..."

"I... um, I don't..." He stammered.

She smiled ruefully, and pointed down between his legs. He looked down. The bulge of the bolt-pistol in his pocket was painfully obvious.

He looked back up at her. She was smiling, but tears were rolling down her face.

"Um... Cultist-chan, are you really sure about this?"

"Hyess. Hyoo made us feeel speshul. Hyoo made us happy. Heet is what hyoo wanted, hyess?"

She lunged at him, wrapping her arms around him and pressing her lips to his neck again. Her hand was on his, guiding it to the bolter in his pocket. There was a roaring in his ears. He barely heard her whisper, "Heet was niice while heet laasteed..."

He shook his head, grabbed her shoulders, and pushed her away from him. "What are you talking about? It's not over!"

She smiled at him sadly. "Heet ees hokay. Hwee know that tomorrow, hyoo weel go to hyoor friends and tell them hyoo purged me, hand they wheel give hyoo the high fhives, and then hyoo go bach to hyoor friends hand hwee go back to ours. After hwee get out of thee hospital."

Scout Marine felt his mouth hanging open. "What? Why would you think that?"

She frowned, and turned her face away from him. "Dat's hjust how eet werks. Hevery tyme."

"You've... you've been purged before?"

She tooh his hand in hers, and guided it under her shirt. He felt soft skin... then something else. Scar tissue. An old las burn.

"All thee boys say hwee are an easy purge, hyess? Heet ees hokay. At leest... At leest hwee..." Her shoulders started shaking, and she began to sniffle.

Scout looked at her. Her hair shone in the starlight, against the stark profile of the chaos spikes behind her head. She looked up at him. Tears ran from her eyes.

She gave him a sad, snaggle-toothed smile. Suddenly, he knew his duty.

"Cultist-chan..."

She sniffled.

"Cultist-chan, please go to prom with me!"

Her jaw dropped open. He pulled her to him and hugged her tight.

"Will you, Cultist-chan? Please?"

"Whatever hyoo... desire..." She threw her head back and cried.

DURR HURR LETS SPAMALOT WE NEEDS MOAR THREADS

F5'ing furiously.

I d'awwwwed.

This stuff is grade-A win. Moar tonight?

Holy fuck, man. I've got tears in my eyes (of course, I was in a somewhat tearful mood anyway, but still). Good job.

DRAWFAG CHALLENGE!

I'm not posting the last chapter until I have a new piece of drawfaggery to use as the post image. That's right, I'm holding HS 40K hostage. Get ta werk, ya lazy grots!

NEXT TIME:

PROM

ROCK

CULTIST-CHAN GETS PURGED

And, of course,

JUST. AS. PLANNED.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST WIN EVER.

FUCK.

Leibowitz, you are AWESOME.

>>2674431
>DURR HURR IM COOL CUZ IM SAGING

>>2674447

I fucking baw'ed. Again.

Damn you, writefag.

And Leibowitz takes the gold. Best Writefaggotry I've seen in a good while.

NEED MORE PICS TO POST MORE THREADS WITH

>>2674449

Why not talk to Mr Culexus about it? You know, the one whose pictures you keep using.

d'aaaw, I like.

>>2674449
Brand new, or just some Cultist-chan that hasn't been purged around here very much?

So...

Sex in the 40,000th century is like laser guro?

>>2674431

Bawwwwwww, someone doesn't like my stuuuuuuffffff, I'm never posting on this board again!

>>2674449

JUST AS PLANNED? SHIT.

>>2674449
Huh.
Then, will you at least tell us more about the setting of this story, when you get your pic?

As in, who are the other teachers drama, gym (has to be more than one, right?) and the other ones)?

>>2674465
He has a dArt page as well, so it should be easier to get into contact with him.

>>2674495
Link related.

http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/

>>2674495
http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/

>>2674499
>>2674500
Hivemind

Also, could someone post this on 1d4chan?

>>2674504
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>>2674495

Yeah, his site is where I get the pictures from. And the characters. And the basic idea.

Step two is to begin dressing like him, seduce his girlfriend if he has one, or a girl he likes if not, and eventually kill him and completely take over his life.

Honestly, I was flattering myself that he'd read the thread and do something.

>>2674511

So, no more tonight?

The only reason I was staying up was to read your work.

>>2674471

I like that pic, but I'm trying to get people to draw moar.

>>2674511
Just wait until he gets the harlequin girl done.
You poor creature.

>>2674520

Oh, I'm working on the conclusion. It'll take me at least an hour, though. I figure by that time someone will have drawn a stick figure Scout Marine spitting acid on some sushi or something and I'll be able to post.

oh god, this story is making me "dawwwwwwww" uncontrollably

there, now write damn it.

>>2674425
I'M DAWWING SO FUCKING HARD

>>2674541
There, now get back to writing.

Also, if this stuff isn't up in 1d4 chan or at least archived, I'll be very dissappointed in you, /tg/

>>2674545

See:

>>2674506

>>2674449
YOU BASTURD!
MY SCANNERS BROKEN!

>>2674537

It better have a happy ending.

Please let it have a happy ending. Cultist-chan is too adorable not to have a happy ending.

>>2674449
Will this prom have liivi and taldeer in it?

>>2674447
What are you, a woman?

Working on teh arts. Not a drawfag and I'm using paint, so I promise nothing good.

>>2674564
No, just a somewhat weedy and emotional man. Plus, it's a friday night, and here I am sitting around reading /tg/ and getting ready to watch American Pie. Alone. I was sad, but now I'm happy again. Thanks Leibowitz!

>>2674564
Do you really want to risk scaring away a ca/tg/irl?

I've got a miserable fucking cold at the moment, but this has cheered me right up.

Also, 1D4chan's been updated with the third chapter.

damn wish my scanner worked... I have a great idea for a picture too

>>2674557
Home coming King and Queen! Home coming King and Queen!

But scout forgot, he was a blood angel. His blood boiled and he leapt at Cultist.
'hhhwwwwhhhaaattt aaarreee yooouuu doooiiinnnggg'
'purging you, chaos scum'
Scout whipped out his bolter and jammed it into her skin.
'oooowww nooottt liiikkkeee thhiiiss'
Making sure the bolter was jammed in, he fired. He fired it until his clip was empty. Once done he collapsed and passed out. Cultist lay there crying after being violated by the bolter.
The next day the Inquisition showed up.
'I purged this cultist' said scout.
'No, Scout, you are the cultist.'
And scout was the cultist.

>>2674408
Shall this suffice?

>>2674586
Thought he was an Ultra smurf. but oh well

>>2674586

Damn. My doppleganger seems to have predicted the next chapter with terrifying accuracy!

Typety typety type. Working on it, it'll take a while.

>>2674586
My trust has been violated by Leibowitz. Brutally, over and over again.

I'll just limp off, now... maybe take a shower...

>>2674591
That's awesome and you should feel awesome.

>>2674572
Maybe weedy's the wrong word...slender, maybe? Slim?

HERE SOME MSPAINT
NOW MOAR!

>>2674626
Should I read this book?

>>2674640
>>2674591

METAL BOXES!!

>>2674640

d'aww

>>2674660
We will take their metal boxes-

... Oh shit carjacked by Chaos gangers.

>>2674586
SQUAD BROKEN

>metal boxes hid cowards and fools! and should be taken away

>>2674640
ITS A FUCKING TISSUE BOX!

>>2674669

God damn I wish I'd thought of that.

>>2674690
... Not too surprising that Chaos-followers in this story follow the negative stereotypes associated with minorities.

Today for lunch we will be having creamed KHORNE and toast.

>>2674690

You can still do it. Give Scout and Cultist a Good End, then you can go on and write more about them.

Also, needs moar SoB

So the Scout gets the Intelligence and captures it?

Puring her is one thing (apparently this is not lethal in this universe, however; well enough), but being there to pick her up from the hospital and take her out for ice cream, not that must be love in the Grim Darkness... of high school.

Also, what do you call it when the xeno or the chaos followers are doing the "purging"?

>>2674740
Combat

>>2674740
...corrupting?

>>2674740
I d'awwwed at this idea.

And learn to English.

>>2674591
Fukkin added to the 1d4chan HS 40k page.

>>2674766

Yeah, I know... spelling was never something I was very good at. I'm pretty much reliant on modern spell checker and the dictionary to get it right.

Chaos probably refers to it as Maiming perhaps. You know, Maim, Kill Burn?

That leaves the Xenos, however. Exterminating perhaps?

>>2674600
Bump and request for time estimate.

Damnit, I'm gonna have to go to bed soon. I want to read the next part now.

>>2674892
It'll be up on 1d4chan.org, and probably on suptg as well. At least you won't miss it.

>>2674903

I know, I'm just impatient.

And it's gonna be niggling at me all day until I can get back on the computer.

<3 Cultist-chan.

Fagot here.
This is astounding. I hope someone has chapter 2 because I slept through it. Ima drop everything and draw something appropriate for this. The scouts an angry marine right?

This is interesting and I've never seen it before, where can I read the first two chapters?

>>2674853

Half done. It's a long one, sorry.

>>2674939
>>2674944

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/HS40K

All three chapters, right there.

>>2674939
Scout should be a Pretty marine. and everything is on 1d4chan

rolled 64, 92 = 156

>>2674939
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/HS40K

>>2674958
He's an Ultramarine. It said his primarch was Guilleman. Unless we're considering successor chapters. And pretty marines are gay as fuck, so no.

>>2674920

Agreed. Cultist-Chan is a sweet heart.

This thread sums up everything about /tg/ that is awesome.

What part of the Eye of Terror is Cultist-chan from? Her accent is...interesting.

HELLO, LEIBOWITZ!

I AM WRITING A CANTICLE TELLING YOUR AWESOME TO THE WORLD!

This is weird, I go to sydney for a week and when I come back people actually like fagots stuff?? This is p. cool.

>when Abbaddon came out of the trailer in a wifebeater and underpants, holding a half-empty bottle of cheap amasec
>when Abbadon came out of the trailer, holding a half-empty bottle
>Abbadon came out, holding a half-empty bottle
>Abbadon holding

NO ARMS LOL

>>2675004
Cultist-chan sounds pseudo-Slavic. But that's just how I hear it.

>>2675041
(Abbadon as Redneck + Wifebeater) - arms = Beer helmet, maybe?

did anyone save parts 1 and 2? I just got here.

So have the orks been introduced and if not what are your plans for em.

>>2675073
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/HS40K

There, sketch-sufficient.

MOAR OF UR FLUFFY FIC NAO PLZ?

>>2675105

Oh god what's happened to his hand oh god oh god oh god

... I have no tablet, no scanner, only a mouse.

Fuck you. D:<

>>2674954
Well shit, I know what I'm doing at work tonight.
D'aaaawwwwwwing my fucking ass off.

I will give you moar, NOW, only for the limited time offer of $9.99! HURRY THE OFFER ENDS SOON. Here's what critics had to say about Chapter 4.

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>>2674939
Scout is an Ultramarines Scout Marine, his older brother is a full fledged Ultramarine, and their father is Guiliman.

Cultist-chan has Abbaddon as a father and Kharn as an uncle, who's also the schools coach.

The Angry Marines are a separate character in the first chapter.

Eldrad is the vice-principal and Tzeentch is the principal.

Ok, final chapter is getting long, so I'm gonna go ahead and post part of it! It'll be posted again when I finish the final chapter and start the final thread.

****************************************

Roboute Guilliman sat back in his easy chair, settled his reading glasses on his nose, and folded the newspaper to the sports section. He allowed himself a small smile of satisfaction. It was a quiet Sunday morning, the lawn was mowed, the bills were payed, and his boy was in the paper. Captain of his Bloodbowl team. Led his teammates to victory over the Greenville Waaaaagh. Good kid, natural leader. Not like the other. Guilliman frowned. Scout Marine was a good boy at heart, but some of his friends... and that girl. The way she dressed. Guilliman sighed. Now he'd worried himself again. Had he given the boy The Talk too soon?

The vox beeped. Guilliman glared at it. Heedless, it beeped again. He heaved himself to his feet and went to answer it.

"Venerate the Immortal Emperor, Ultramarine residence, Roboute Guilliman speaking. Hmm? Still in bed, I think... and at this hour, too. Yes, yes, young lady, hold your artillery, I'll put him on."

The stairs creaked under the weight of his power armor as he went up. Then down the hall to the left to knock on the door with the Doomrider and the Emperor's Children poster. Guilliman's frown deepened. He'd have to give the boy the Drug Talk soon.

Scout's voice called out from within. "Yeah, what is it dad?"

"Vox for you, son."

"Who is it?"

>>2675155
GODDAMN YOOOOOU

>>2675004
Guess you've never played DoW then. Me either. Apparently it's a parody of the voice acting for the cultists in the game.

>>2675169

"Hm, a young lady. She says she knows you from school and needs to talk to you about the prom."

The door was opened in a flash, and the vox snatched out of his powerfist. With a muffled "Thanks, dad," the door was closed in his face.

Roboute Guilliman muttered to himself as he stumped back to his chair. The Drug Talk soon, definitly.

Scout leaned against the door. He paused for a minute to steady his breathing, then raised the vox.

"Hey cutie, looking forward to the dance?"

His face froze as he heard the voice on the other end. "Um. Good morning, Scout. It's Macha. I... uh... thought you weren't going."

Scout flinched. "Oh, Emp, I thought you were... um, no, no, I'm definitely going. But I thought..."

She interrupted him. "But you said... wait. Ahem. Let's start this over."

"Ok. Good morning, Macha."

"Very funny. Scout, you have to come to the prom. It's mandatory for student government members."

"Ok, got it, Macha. I was planning on coming anyway, I... wait, what about the budget?

"I talked to Principle Tzeench about it and he said he'd take care of paying the band, so I allocated the rest of the funds to refreshments and decorations."

"That's great news! Nice work, Machs!" Scout smiled. "Kind of a corny theme, though. Grim Darkness, same as last year."

Her accent is modeled after the cultists from DoW.

>>2675177

Macha sighed at him over the vox channel. "No, Scout, last year was Dark Grimness. Do you EVER pay attention? Anyway, you'll need to be there two hours early to help with final preperations. This prom has to go just as planned."

Scout bit his lip. "Um, Macha, that's kind of a problem, I have to go pick up..."

Distant voices echoed through the vox. "Macha, finish it up, I have to call your sister and that Mon-kiegh of hers."

Macha's voice was muffled. "Daaaaad, I know you like uncle Liivi, I wish you wouldn't talk about him like that."

Scout rolled his eyes. "Macha? You still there?"

"Yes, I'm here. I have to go now, though. My dad... I'll see you before the dance, ok? Dad, this wouldn't happen if you got me my own..." The signal cut off.

Scout stared at the vox in his hand with some consternation. That damn Macha... A snaggle-toothed grin flashed in his mind's eye, and he smiled. Not the time to be thinking about that. Oh, Emperor, he had to rent an armortux!

***********************************************************************

"I FUCKING HATE THIS GODDAM ARMORTUX."

Scout sprawled in his metal folding chair and gave Angry Marine a look. "Angry... you wear power armor all the time. You wore it to the beach. How is this worse?"

"FUCKING ITCHES."

Huh, so dawwww HS 40K is not that long...

...Conversion to comic-form sounds easy as long as base material isn't assfuck long.

yay new stuff

>Abbaddon came out of the trailer in a wifebeater and underpants, holding a half-empty bottle of cheap amasec,

>Abbadon
>holding

WHAT THE FUCK?

>>2675169
>The stairs creaked under the weight of his power armor as he went up.
STAIRS?

>>2675182
>"FUCKING ITCHES."
Every tux I wore itched like a bitch. Poor guy.

Bought tuxes at a thrift store years ago
Never itched

anyway Great story so faar, love the Armortux

After you're done with Scout and Cultist-chan, I wanna know more about the side characters.
NEEDS MORE WAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Plus I haven't seen even a background Tau or SoB.

>>2675037
OH LAWDS

>>2675254
speaking of which, where are the Guard? Not even one Commissar Hall Monitor?

In the grim darkness of the 41st century, there is only teenage awkwardness and young love.

>>2675254
Yeah, after being disappointed by Scout, cultan go FULL-THROTTLE LESBIAN with the timid sister.
Do it faggot, you know you want to.

>>2675285
VERY YES THIS IS ALL ANYONE ACTUALLY WANTS FROM THIS

>>2675285

FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOD-EMPEROR! THIS!

>>2675285
no.....the ronries must be appised

>>2675312
Go away.

>>2675312
gb2/b/ faggot

I think it'd be better if she stays with Scout Marine, but also cheats with her sister. As does he.

"Sis... why do you taste like Scout marine?

Is the school counselor going to be an Inquisitor? That seems like the perfect role for an Inquisitor.

SoB Cheerleaders...
YAY OUR TEAM!
Jump up and down for our team...
GO OUR TEAM!
More jumping.
...Please?

>>2675368

No, you masturbate enough.

>>2675373
nobody cares, freak.

>>2675389

>>2675373
Aren't you supposed to be... I dunno... The Champion of the god of excess?
Shouldn't you be WANTING me to masturbate more?
ENCOURAGING it even?

>>2675417
Nah, thing is masturbation's a release valve. Chaos cultists aren't suppose do to keep to themselves harmlessly. Imagine what /tg/ers would do if they were unable to masturbate.

>>2674586
>>clip
no auto loading pistol, bolter or otherwise, uses a clip in its function

>>2675430

You must work for Tzeentch! Quit revealing our plans!

>>2675503

This is true. clip =/= magazine. There's a huge and fundamental difference.

>>2675503
gb2/k/ ? They love you there. Here, we don't really care. I mean, jesus, explosive-tipped gyrojets being the best weapon evar in the distant future?

>>2675509
Wow, you're right.

>>2675513

...being what now?

I'm halfway through Hero of the Imperium and I can't help but thing of Commissar Cain as one of the teachers.

Then again, I couldn't get the image of Acid Trip Depp out of my head after I watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

>2675519
eh Mags are not clips, there a big difference. Its like saying the Grey Knights and the space Marines are the same and are interchangeable.

>>2675548
Clips hold rounds to me mannualy insterted ito the gun, while the mag will load the bullet into the chamber once the other round is spent.

Think the M1 Garand, that was a clip, the BAR was a Mag

>>2675548

I despise ignorance.

>>2675548
a clip holds several bullets to be loaded in a magazine. a magazine is what is inserted into the gun that helps feed the rounds into the chamber of the gun. very few guns ever have used a clip during its function. the M1Garand did but even it had an internal magazine that was fed by the clip inserted during use.

tl,dr: clip just holds boolats, magazine actually feeds them into the chamber.

>>2675583
>>2675580

Wow...that's actually rather informative.

>>2675583
Ignorance is vital to life. They're how double-blind studies work. Since most of how you view the world is based on expectations, yours and others, "knowing too much" can change the expectations wrongly, due to various crap attached to the "wrong idea."

Ignorance rocks! I think.

rolled 1 = 1

>>2675583
You spelled "actively" wrong when explaining the magazine.

>>2675608

CRITICAL SUCCESS!

Your retort strikes anon for EPIC DAMAGE!

>>2675608

And you rolled a natural one on a d100. Who fails harder?

>>2675608
Wow, that was a 1d100 roll.... What the hell?

BAAAAAAAAAW
I wanna read chapters 1 and 2 but I can't find them...

>>2675621
you, since percentile systems usually use roll-under

>>2675622

Silly namefag.

1s in a d% system are win.

>>2675623
see >>2674954
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/HS40K

>>2675630

Also, my link-fu is weak. There's a whole lot of fail floating around tonight.

It must be because of this suspense.

HURRY THE FUCK UP WRITEFAG!

Needs some drawfags.. where Muju when you need him?

>>2675626

They do? Huh.

>>2675657
If you roll a 1 in Cthulu, epic awesome usually ensues.

>>2675285
I'm not in favor of this. There's been a metric crapton of 40k lesbian writefaggotry lately.

I sort of want Scout Marine to be the guy who gets a scholarship but can't go since he gets Cultist-chan pregnant.

http://www.halfmeme.com/nicotinegirls.html
Cultist girl reminds me of it.

OH WOW!
Too Young to Fall in Love was just playing the radio.

>>2675718
Oh hell :/

>>2675708
I kinda assumed she had vagina dentata and a poison womb.

Bump until the writefag makes a new thread and gives us a link

>>2675758
?

I think it's safe to say that cultist-chan has captured my heart.

>>2676026
I could probably sneak in and get it back for you. Might make blood flow... easier.
How are you still alive? Or did she take it alla Temple of Doom style?

>>2676045
Dude, I'm with the Adeptus Mechanicus. I don't *need* a heart. But she left me a note and everything, saying how she stole it. I may have surpassed such pitiful needs of the flesh, but it's got sentimental value.

>>2674412

>>2675776
For whatever reason, since the good ole days you almost never see Undivided, whether CSM, cultist, or xeno, with mutations, unless they're like a chaos lord or something, and even then, Abbadon for instance doesn't show any mutations (armlessness doesn't count)

>>2676103
nice!

>>2676103
Oh man, so fuckin happy to have seen this character taken off.

>>2676103
Most excellent

>>2675825

Arrite, maggots! Sorry that took so long, it got a hell of a lot longer than I thought it would. Starting new thread with FINAL DESTINATION.

Er, I mean FINAL CHAPTER.>>2676103

>>2676026
FOR KAAAAAAAAHOOOOSSSS

>>2676103

Fuck yeah, chaos sushi!

I write what he draws, and he draws what I write... WHEN WILL THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE END?