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    382 KB HS 40K Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:43 No.2673437  

    "Hey, Macha," said Scout, not looking up from the spreadsheet on the computer screen, "We're not gonna have enough for punch."

    "Yes we will. That's why we do this planning in advance. We'll work something out... a fundraiser or something." Macha was chewing on a strand of her long red hair as she leaned over Scout's shoulder to peer dissapprovingly at the uncooperative numbers.

    Scout sighed. "Macha, there's not nearly enough time before prom for a fundraiser. Why the hell did you blow the entire budget booking Doomrider and the Emperor's Children?"

    She folded her arms and looked down her nose at him. "If you have a problem with the comittee decision-making process, you shouldn't be in Student Government."

    Scout spun around in his chair to face her. "I'm only in it because I need the extracurricular. What's your excuse?"

    "If you aren't going to take it seriously, then..."

    Scout gave her a tired smile. "Oh, come on, Macha. You don't like sitting through those meetings any more than I do."

    She frowned. "Nonsense. I chair every meeting, I... um."

    "Heh... yeah, and after the first ten minutes you start sounding like my friend Lolcron. You're bored to tears. Aw, Empra, Vice Principle Eldrad makes you do it, doesn't he."

    "Well, uh, yes, my father is of the opinion that Student Government builds character, and I agree."

    Scout slumped in his chair. "Sure you do. So because of him, you wind up head of the prom planning committee, and I wind up staying after school helping you figure out how many plastic cups we can buy if we get off-brand cola."
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:44 No.2673446
    Fucking duplicate files, had to try 3 times. Draw more, Fagot.
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:45 No.2673462
    Macha bristled. "It's not like I forced you into it, stupid. But you can't quit now, you made a committment! Don't you care about prom?"

    "Honestly? Not particularly. I wasn't planning on going." He spun the chair again, and stared out the door at the people walking by in the hallway. He caught a glimpse of ripped black fabric and tattoos.

    "Whaaat?" Macha was fuming now, her face going almost as red as the stripes on her cheek. "But you said..."

    "Look, can we finish this tomorrow?" Scout grabbed his bag and headed for the door. "Sorry, I really gotta go."

    "Scout! You're being really immature! You can't..." He didn't catch the rest of her harange as he shut the door behind him and hurried down the hall. He skidded around the corner, and saw his target, strolling along and chatting with the wierd one-horned girl with the BO problem.

    "Cultist-chan! Hey! Cultist-chan!"
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:45 No.2673465
    The two girls turned and looked up in surprise as Scout jogged up to them. He stopped, panting, and realized he hadn't thought this far ahead. "Uh... Hi," he muttered.

    There were several seconds of silence. Then the horned girl grinned widely. "Ohhhhhhh, Cultist, is this the guy? He's cuuute!"

    Scout froze. Cultist-chan froze. The horned girl looked confused for a moment.

    Then she looked uncomfortable.

    Then she belched. It was a hearty, solid belch, lasting about three seconds and echoing up and down the hallway. A foul stench washed over them, curling the edges of the posters stuck to the walls.

    Cultist-chan broke into a snaggle-toothed grin and started cackling wildly. "Plaguebearer-chaaaan! Thaat one had thee power of thee daark gods!"

    The demon girl watched her for a moment, then began to snort with laughter. Scout bit his lip, but couldn't stop a snicker.

    Cultist-chan was still giggling. Scout thought back to his training, his indoctrination. He must have courage, lest he disgrace the name of the Adeptus Astartes. "So, um, Cultist-chan, can I talk to you for a minute?"

    Cultist-chan wiped a tear from her eye. "Eef that ees your weeesh..."
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:46 No.2673466
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    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:46 No.2673472
    Plaguebearer slapped her friend on the back and attempted a wink; difficult, because she only had one eye. "I'll see you later, girl!" She laughed, and walked away down the hall, leaving the two alone.

    Scout coughed. "So... uh. What are you doing here so late?"

    "Hwee await transportaayshunn."

    "Um... your ride's pretty late, huh?"

    "Daddy Abbadon lost hees liscense. Hee's been uneemployed seence thee last crusade, hand hee dreenks... Hwee must wait for uncle Kharn to geef us ay ryyde."

    Scout stammered. "Oh, Emperor, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait, Coach Kharn's your uncle?"

    She stared at her shoes. "Eeet ees soo. Hwee awaait thee end of practeeece."

    "Oh, I gotcha. Um. My brother's on the team. You wanna walk over to the field and see them?"

    She smiled at him, teeth crooked and filed. "Whatever hyoo desire."
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:47 No.2673480
    They walked together, sneaking glances at each other, through the halls and out into the warmth of the late afternoon sunlight. Soon as they approached the field, they could hear the raucous crys and viscious crunches of Bloodbowl practice.

    Scout paused, thinking of his brother. Huge, handsome, perfectly muscled, resplendent in his gleaming blue power armor. And a total asshole. The last perrson Scout wanted to see right then.

    Cultist-Chan walked a step further, then turned to look at Scout. "Hwaaat ees wrong?"

    Scout swallowed. It was now or never. For the primarch. For the honor of the Adeptus Astartes. For the Emperor Himself. If he was ever going to purge a heretic, he had to speak now. He closed his eyes, for a moment, and with a supreme effort of will ripped the words out of his throat and into existance.

    "Um... You wanna go see a movie tomorrow?"

    She flushed and grinned, shuffling her feet. "Hweee liiike moovieees."

    "Uh. I'll pick you up at... um..."

    "Eight eees my faaayvorite number."

    "Right. Uh. I'll see you at eight. Um. Bye then, Cultist-chan."

    "Fare whell..."
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:47 No.2673487
    Still blushing, he walked quickly back to the school. Through the halls and out the other side was probably the quickest way to the parking lot where Angry was supposed to pick him um. He was probably already there, and getting more and more pissed at having to wait.

    Lost in thought, Scout turned a corner, only to find himself staring into an abyss. A single great eye filled the hallway, surrounded by a corona of multicolored, crackling fire. The massive pupil seemed a portal to another realm, a dark and swirling void where scintillating points of light chased and multiplied and devoured each other.

    "Oh. Um, hi Principle Tzeench."

    The vortex seemed to stare at him, through him. Then it narrowed, peering at him. It's voice boomed down the hallway, subtly warping reality as it passed. "PROCEED."

    "Um. Ok. Bye, Principle Tzeench."

    Scout hurried away down the sunlit hallway, his mind filled with swirling darkness and a snaggle-toothed smile.
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)19:50 No.2673502
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:53 No.2673518
    where the hell is chapter 1?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:53 No.2673522
    LOVE THIS! Keep up the epic work, Leibowitz!
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:54 No.2673530

    On 1d4chan as HS40K.
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)19:54 No.2673531
    2 hours ago. I'm assuming someone's updating it on 1d4chan.
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:54 No.2673532

    ...shit, just went looking for it, found it on page 7. I guess 200 responses = autosage?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:55 No.2673541
    F5ing with the fury of a thousand suns!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:57 No.2673560
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:00 No.2673584
    Leibowitz, you are awesome. Continue your great work!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:01 No.2673591
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)20:05 No.2673615
    Takin a break for dinner, next chapter up later this evening.

    Even knowing what's gonna happen... I have to wish Scout Marine good. luck. Seriously, my last lady-friend was a cultist... made me stop what I was doing, get down on my knees, and swear allegiance to Cthulhu before she'd let me continue. Crazy sex is the best sex.

    And still willing to steal ideas, if anyone has a suggestion. Keep in mind, though, I'm not trying to fill out the whole setting. This is a story of a few kids making mistakes, making memories, and growing up. *sniff.*
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:06 No.2673632
    Cultist-chan is great. She brings back fond and painful memories.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/26/08(Fri)20:08 No.2673638

    Have Angry be a perfectly normal nice person on the inside.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:08 No.2673646

    I maintain preppy Paris Hilton-esque Eldar cliques would be pretty funny.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:09 No.2673647
    What about graduation, Leibowitz? Sounds interesting enough, but I don't know how the rest of your epic tale of win goes.

    Opens the doors to a lot of options, including Dorm Life 40K.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:10 No.2673655
    So, I'm a little confused. Is he gonna shoot her in the head or is he going to have intercourse with her?

    Also, Grey Knights hold a mandatory school assembly (in the vein of those "Be a virgin or you get super aids" assemblies) to keep kids away from purging.

    And, moar tsundere from Cultist-Chan
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:12 No.2673669
    I think intercourse.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:13 No.2673671
    I maintain that the limited funds for the prom means they have to cancel the appearance by the Emperor's Children and go with Gary's shitty band.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:13 No.2673678
    why not both
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:15 No.2673681
    oh ho
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)20:18 No.2673698

    You're confused? Excellent. He's a teenager, he's confused too.


    Eh, he's not actually a bad guy. He swears a lot and he has absolutely no social skills; he's angry at everything, especially his acne problem (which I forgot to mention,) but his tough-guy exterior is largely a defense, and he's very loyal to his friends. Heck, he volunteered his wheels to help his cousin get some.
    >> Conscripts Gary 09/26/08(Fri)20:19 No.2673705
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    Our band is awesome thank you very much.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)20:20 No.2673714
    Scout confide in his older brother. Suffice to say it ends in a bolt pistol being small joke
    >> Guardsman Gary 09/26/08(Fri)20:21 No.2673721
    Why aren't you dead yet?
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:22 No.2673733
    Only two of the band members look like guardsmen.
    >> Conscripts Gary 09/26/08(Fri)20:22 No.2673734
    because we are ourself. Now stop derailing the thread with your mindless hate.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:24 No.2673745
    Gary isn't just guardsmen. I remember threads where almost all of the posters were **** Gary
    >> Guardsman Gary 09/26/08(Fri)20:24 No.2673747
    Someday, I'll see you buried.
    >> Guardsman Gary 09/26/08(Fri)20:24 No.2673752
    You gotta remind people?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:26 No.2673761
    Just sleep in the plane, fucker. This is more important.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:26 No.2673762
    I fucken loled
    >> Commisar Gary 09/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.2673781

    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)20:36 No.2673829

    Chill the fuck out, Tyrannosaurus Norvegicus, I'm working on it.

    Oh, and to whoever said Cultist-chan was Tsundere... That word, I do not think it means what you think it means. There's a Tsundere character, but it's not her.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:44 No.2673889
    we await your work with much anticipation
    >> Tripfag McCircleJerker !YgQRHAJqRA 09/26/08(Fri)20:46 No.2673895
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:47 No.2673902
    there's only one tripfag besides you in the thread. you fail.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:47 No.2673908
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:49 No.2673923
    >Coach Kharn

    Holy shit
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:51 No.2673933
    We will wait for you, and in return, grant us the power of the humor gods!
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)20:52 No.2673949

    Yeah, he's got a hell of a reputation, but he's actually a pretty fun guy.

    And in all honesty, I thought Lolcron was a meme, not an individual. Is anyone else I've used as a character an actual person?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:52 No.2673951
    Last thread had every single one of them demanding a starring role.
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:16 No.2674088
    Is anyone else strongly reminded of that awesome comedy Clone High when they're reading this?
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/26/08(Fri)21:17 No.2674095

    Well I am now.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:22 No.2674115
    Not like that's a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:23 No.2674118
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:39 No.2674213
    Is it just me, or did this guy take some of our ideas from the last thread?
    If he did, this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:42 No.2674229
    This is stupid.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:44 No.2674235
    Someone archive this.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:44 No.2674241
    and also awesome
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:48 No.2674265
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    Shut your whore mouth. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:48 No.2674268


    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:49 No.2674278
    WHY CAN'T I POST!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:54 No.2674314
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    Not that I could see. Lolcron's close enough to being a /tg/-made character, its not like he's a tripfag that starts shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:59 No.2674352
    naw he was just an influential drawfag
    who....didn't fag it up... was a pretty awesome guy
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    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)22:09 No.2674416
    Postin new chapta in new thread.

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