Fucking duplicate files, had to try 3 times. Draw more, Fagot.

Macha bristled. "It's not like I forced you into it, stupid. But you can't quit now, you made a committment! Don't you care about prom?"

"Honestly? Not particularly. I wasn't planning on going." He spun the chair again, and stared out the door at the people walking by in the hallway. He caught a glimpse of ripped black fabric and tattoos.

"Whaaat?" Macha was fuming now, her face going almost as red as the stripes on her cheek. "But you said..."

"Look, can we finish this tomorrow?" Scout grabbed his bag and headed for the door. "Sorry, I really gotta go."

"Scout! You're being really immature! You can't..." He didn't catch the rest of her harange as he shut the door behind him and hurried down the hall. He skidded around the corner, and saw his target, strolling along and chatting with the wierd one-horned girl with the BO problem.

"Cultist-chan! Hey! Cultist-chan!"

The two girls turned and looked up in surprise as Scout jogged up to them. He stopped, panting, and realized he hadn't thought this far ahead. "Uh... Hi," he muttered.

There were several seconds of silence. Then the horned girl grinned widely. "Ohhhhhhh, Cultist, is this the guy? He's cuuute!"

Scout froze. Cultist-chan froze. The horned girl looked confused for a moment.

Then she looked uncomfortable.

Then she belched. It was a hearty, solid belch, lasting about three seconds and echoing up and down the hallway. A foul stench washed over them, curling the edges of the posters stuck to the walls.

Cultist-chan broke into a snaggle-toothed grin and started cackling wildly. "Plaguebearer-chaaaan! Thaat one had thee power of thee daark gods!"

The demon girl watched her for a moment, then began to snort with laughter. Scout bit his lip, but couldn't stop a snicker.

Cultist-chan was still giggling. Scout thought back to his training, his indoctrination. He must have courage, lest he disgrace the name of the Adeptus Astartes. "So, um, Cultist-chan, can I talk to you for a minute?"

Cultist-chan wiped a tear from her eye. "Eef that ees your weeesh..."

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Plaguebearer slapped her friend on the back and attempted a wink; difficult, because she only had one eye. "I'll see you later, girl!" She laughed, and walked away down the hall, leaving the two alone.

Scout coughed. "So... uh. What are you doing here so late?"

"Hwee await transportaayshunn."

"Um... your ride's pretty late, huh?"

"Daddy Abbadon lost hees liscense. Hee's been uneemployed seence thee last crusade, hand hee dreenks... Hwee must wait for uncle Kharn to geef us ay ryyde."

Scout stammered. "Oh, Emperor, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait, Coach Kharn's your uncle?"

She stared at her shoes. "Eeet ees soo. Hwee awaait thee end of practeeece."

"Oh, I gotcha. Um. My brother's on the team. You wanna walk over to the field and see them?"

She smiled at him, teeth crooked and filed. "Whatever hyoo desire."

They walked together, sneaking glances at each other, through the halls and out into the warmth of the late afternoon sunlight. Soon as they approached the field, they could hear the raucous crys and viscious crunches of Bloodbowl practice.

Scout paused, thinking of his brother. Huge, handsome, perfectly muscled, resplendent in his gleaming blue power armor. And a total asshole. The last perrson Scout wanted to see right then.

Cultist-Chan walked a step further, then turned to look at Scout. "Hwaaat ees wrong?"

Scout swallowed. It was now or never. For the primarch. For the honor of the Adeptus Astartes. For the Emperor Himself. If he was ever going to purge a heretic, he had to speak now. He closed his eyes, for a moment, and with a supreme effort of will ripped the words out of his throat and into existance.

"Um... You wanna go see a movie tomorrow?"

She flushed and grinned, shuffling her feet. "Hweee liiike moovieees."

"Uh. I'll pick you up at... um..."

"Eight eees my faaayvorite number."

"Right. Uh. I'll see you at eight. Um. Bye then, Cultist-chan."

"Fare whell..."

Still blushing, he walked quickly back to the school. Through the halls and out the other side was probably the quickest way to the parking lot where Angry was supposed to pick him um. He was probably already there, and getting more and more pissed at having to wait.

Lost in thought, Scout turned a corner, only to find himself staring into an abyss. A single great eye filled the hallway, surrounded by a corona of multicolored, crackling fire. The massive pupil seemed a portal to another realm, a dark and swirling void where scintillating points of light chased and multiplied and devoured each other.

"Oh. Um, hi Principle Tzeench."

The vortex seemed to stare at him, through him. Then it narrowed, peering at him. It's voice boomed down the hallway, subtly warping reality as it passed. "PROCEED."

"Um. Ok. Bye, Principle Tzeench."

Scout hurried away down the sunlit hallway, his mind filled with swirling darkness and a snaggle-toothed smile.

POAST MOAR FASTAR

where the hell is chapter 1?

LOVE THIS! Keep up the epic work, Leibowitz!

MOAR

>>2673518

On 1d4chan as HS40K.

>>2673518
2 hours ago. I'm assuming someone's updating it on 1d4chan.

>>2673518

...shit, just went looking for it, found it on page 7. I guess 200 responses = autosage?

F5ing with the fury of a thousand suns!

>>2673530
thanks

Leibowitz, you are awesome. Continue your great work!

THIS IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD FEEL AWESOME

Takin a break for dinner, next chapter up later this evening.

Even knowing what's gonna happen... I have to wish Scout Marine good. luck. Seriously, my last lady-friend was a cultist... made me stop what I was doing, get down on my knees, and swear allegiance to Cthulhu before she'd let me continue. Crazy sex is the best sex.

And still willing to steal ideas, if anyone has a suggestion. Keep in mind, though, I'm not trying to fill out the whole setting. This is a story of a few kids making mistakes, making memories, and growing up. *sniff.*

Cultist-chan is great. She brings back fond and painful memories.

>>2673615

Have Angry be a perfectly normal nice person on the inside.

>>2673615

I maintain preppy Paris Hilton-esque Eldar cliques would be pretty funny.

What about graduation, Leibowitz? Sounds interesting enough, but I don't know how the rest of your epic tale of win goes.

Opens the doors to a lot of options, including Dorm Life 40K.

>>2673615
So, I'm a little confused. Is he gonna shoot her in the head or is he going to have intercourse with her?

Also, Grey Knights hold a mandatory school assembly (in the vein of those "Be a virgin or you get super aids" assemblies) to keep kids away from purging.

And, moar tsundere from Cultist-Chan

>>2673437
I think intercourse.

I maintain that the limited funds for the prom means they have to cancel the appearance by the Emperor's Children and go with Gary's shitty band.

>>2673655
why not both

oh ho

>>2673655

You're confused? Excellent. He's a teenager, he's confused too.

>>2673638

Eh, he's not actually a bad guy. He swears a lot and he has absolutely no social skills; he's angry at everything, especially his acne problem (which I forgot to mention,) but his tough-guy exterior is largely a defense, and he's very loyal to his friends. Heck, he volunteered his wheels to help his cousin get some.

>>2673671
Our band is awesome thank you very much.

Scout confide in his older brother. Suffice to say it ends in a bolt pistol being small joke

>>2673705
Why aren't you dead yet?

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING 02:20 HERE IN MOTHERFUCKING NORWAY

I HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH AT 05:30

DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO WAIT

>>2673705
Only two of the band members look like guardsmen.

because we are ourself. Now stop derailing the thread with your mindless hate.

>>2673733
Gary isn't just guardsmen. I remember threads where almost all of the posters were **** Gary

>>2673734
Someday, I'll see you buried.

>>2673745
You gotta remind people?

>>2673726
Just sleep in the plane, fucker. This is more important.

>>2673726
I fucken loled

>>2673734
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PROMOTIONS!

>>2673726

Chill the fuck out, Tyrannosaurus Norvegicus, I'm working on it.

Oh, and to whoever said Cultist-chan was Tsundere... That word, I do not think it means what you think it means. There's a Tsundere character, but it's not her.

>>2673829
we await your work with much anticipation

C'MON FAGGOT MORE OF US

>>2673895
there's only one tripfag besides you in the thread. you fail.

>>2673829
EAGER ANTICIPATION

>Coach Kharn

Holy shit

>>2673908
We will wait for you, and in return, grant us the power of the humor gods!

>>2673923

Yeah, he's got a hell of a reputation, but he's actually a pretty fun guy.

And in all honesty, I thought Lolcron was a meme, not an individual. Is anyone else I've used as a character an actual person?

>>2673902
Last thread had every single one of them demanding a starring role.

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>>2673487

Is anyone else strongly reminded of that awesome comedy Clone High when they're reading this?

>>2674088

Well I am now.

>>2674095
Not like that's a bad thing.

scout?

Is it just me, or did this guy take some of our ideas from the last thread?
If he did, this is awesome.

This is stupid.

Someone archive this.

>>2674229
and also awesome

>>2674229
Shut your whore mouth. Pic related.

>>2674235

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2673437/

Done.

WHY CAN'T I POST!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!

>>2673949

Not that I could see. Lolcron's close enough to being a /tg/-made character, its not like he's a tripfag that starts shit.

>>2674314
naw he was just an influential drawfag
who....didn't fag it up... was a pretty awesome guy

>>2674314
I'M NEVER LETTING IT GO, LOLCRON

NEVER

Postin new chapta in new thread.