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    28 KB Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:25 No.2673323  
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:27 No.2673340
    Liliana is a very rare rather unusual race of elf she is a honey and candy elf which means she is a elf mistress who makes real honey in her womanhood and cold,delicious,fresh,nourishing,sweet milk in her breasts which are enhanced to 38dds with large nipples her womanhood smells like and tastes like candy and everything sweet including chocolate and her clit tastes like strawberry candy she produces no cum,no honey cum,no fluids like humans do her womanhood always smells like candy,chocolate,and other sweet things so it's easy to detect her scent. Liliana absolutely loves her feet worshipped she hates those who dominant and she wishes that her slave would be somebody who could make pure real chocolate in their manhood,real jam,or anything delicious that is not cum because Liliana hates cum and detests cum or anyone who makes cum or any being that make anything that looks like cum feels like cum or tastes like cum Liliana can even take a harem of male slaves even loyal slaves...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:28 No.2673345
    that would do anything and everything to make her happy and pleased even give her all the comforts she could desire Liliana however does not like to be made uncomfortable or nervous or upset Liliana had been searching for many years for loyal obedient male slaves with no luck and only finding dominant men everywhere who wanted to hurt her be rough with her and do things hard to her and whip her but she escaped luckily.but she wished they wouldn't like to her by posing as a submissive slave just to get her under their control and ownership.Liliana likes to be treated gentle and tender not hard or rough Liliana loves having two male slaves especially submissive vampires lapping at her womanhood when it is menstruating and she loves it sniffed and licked when she is on her period and loves to pee and have her slave drink up her urine and sniff her womanhood after she has peed and lick it Liliana hates rough hard treatment and likes gentle loving treatment Liliana is also a gentle mistress not a cruel harsh mistress like human females are and wanted a submissive male vampire to act as a maxi pad every time she has her period and she likes creatures with big large noses to smell her body and rub against her womanhood and her clit
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:28 No.2673346
    >honey and candy elf

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:28 No.2673348
    (looking for submissive male Japanese Anime characters and submissive male elves and submissive male vampires who like the taste of menstrual blood from a female womanhood or even somebody who would rp as Dr.Frank N Furter from Rock Horror Picture show please no asking a/s/l things dealing with real life and asking about things will be ignored and no Iming me asking me to chat or asking me things not dealing with rp I am not a mistress in real life so if you're a slave in real life don't ask me to be your mistress and please no use of the words pussy cock tits snatch dick ass or tits my only limit is vulgar words and no dominant characters or characters that are fake submissive and I will not do the following rps:incest,father and daughter rp,student and teacher rp or any other rp including beastility rp I do not rp things not related to mistress/slave rp I also will not tolerate hii's hellos and heys and other crap I also will not respond to real life slaves/non submissive male characters/dominant characters /real guys who are dominant. and when I mean rp only I mean rp only and no para/multi para/semi para/ semi/ multi/just one line post also no blank profiles and no giving invitations to view your cam this is for rp purpose only not made for chat and also read my characters profile before Iming me so that you will understand the rules and what is required for the rp and also if you can create either a submissive male vampire or submissive male elf or submissive male Japanese Anime to fit to my character that is also required also please no femboys or nekos or anthros or anything that is not a submissive male elf or submissive male vampire or submissive male Japanese Anime character)
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:28 No.2673349
    >> LogicNinja !X/WncDCXNA 09/26/08(Fri)19:30 No.2673359
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    This is from a real Yahoo profile. That doesn't exist anymore, but that I saved for posterity because of how awful it was.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:30 No.2673365

    Yes I did. Someone else made me read it, so you do too.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:32 No.2673375
    What in the name of Gygax is going on here?

    I can't even directly look at the words. It feels like part of my soul is being seared away every time I try. Someone hold me... I'm frightened...
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)19:33 No.2673381
    Rage aside, is there a larger version of OP's image? It's very pretty.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:33 No.2673382
    >Someone hold me... I'm frightened...

    Sounds like you're honey-and-candy-elf-mistress-Liliana's type.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:33 No.2673383
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    Dear lord.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:34 No.2673389
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    Time to do as the dorfs do and hit the delicious alcohol, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:35 No.2673391
    ...and I thought the internet held no further horrors.

    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)19:35 No.2673394
    For once, you're the lucky one. I think the Neverborn made this to test us.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:36 No.2673399
    Indeed, we must do as the dorfs do. But not the alchohal, no. I'll go hit the Fuck-the-World lever.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:36 No.2673400
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:36 No.2673401
    I can't get through this FFFFFUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:37 No.2673404
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:38 No.2673411
    At last, something even /tg/ can't fap to.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:40 No.2673417
    Send this to /d/, we will have nothing of this monstrosity.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:41 No.2673418
    *fap fap fap fap fap*
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:41 No.2673419

    The Tomb of Horrors was less frightening than this, and our group wiped four times trying to clear it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:41 No.2673427
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:43 No.2673440
    Nice. Bump.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)19:43 No.2673442
    My loli is foaming at the mouth after reading the site for some reason.
    *written by Prince Resplendent in the Ruin of Ages
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:43 No.2673444
    Is there anywhere I can find that one, and update to 4th? I must do something unpleasant to my group soon to remind them that adventurer =/= minor god (well, not yet anyway).
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:44 No.2673452
    I thought that i had seen it all, the true bottomless cesspool that is /b/, the rage enducing supa kawaii videos, the bowels of gynophage porn. but this, this is truly an abomination against not only roleplay, but the written word itself!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:45 No.2673458
    Looks like we got a Girlfriend for LORD LICORICE here
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)19:46 No.2673467
    893e57u 4brn38i984hy9oju0pju[deju0q){(h[9o1q434hy0prq4hy983
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)19:46 No.2673470
    I think we've got a rival. We're going to need to...
    ...team up on this one.
    >> LogicNinja !X/WncDCXNA 09/26/08(Fri)19:46 No.2673477
    Yeah. When I found it, my jaw dropped.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:48 No.2673489

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:49 No.2673498
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:50 No.2673503
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:50 No.2673504
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    activating antirage.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:51 No.2673505

    No, YOU have a nice day, bitch!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:51 No.2673509
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    I realized half way though this I was literally pushing myself back into my chair. I was physically trying to get away from this text. Sneering.

    And then I started to NERDRAAAAAAAGE
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:52 No.2673517
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:53 No.2673525
    Someone actually spent time writing that.
    They're never going to have THAT back.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:53 No.2673526
    What is this feeling, /tg/?

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:54 No.2673533
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:55 No.2673538
    I didn't think it was that bad.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)19:56 No.2673544
    egoihsya 98t74y-98ae4t798ae4t7y98t7a9t879978 r90a
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:56 No.2673545
    rolled 3 = 3

    Roll for SAN loss
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:56 No.2673546
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    antirage in progress. please relax and allow yourself to feel happy.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:57 No.2673550

    You just spent time reading it.

    Time you won't get back
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)19:57 No.2673552
    I can wait.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:57 No.2673561
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:58 No.2673562
    Friend Computer Help me... I'm scared!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:58 No.2673564
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:58 No.2673565
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:59 No.2673572
    i frew up
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:59 No.2673575
    No, this is Sparta.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:00 No.2673582

    Where are all these Deathlord tripfags coming from?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:00 No.2673586
    >candy elf
    >elf full of candy
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:01 No.2673592
    Holy shit, did they change Spiderman's costume?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:02 No.2673596
    pausing antirage. is continuation nessecary? Y/N?
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:02 No.2673600
    At first I was like, 'hey, my fetish for huge boobs and lactation (and not-blech poon) is finally getting some attention'

    And then I was like, 'Oh, sweet Jesus, not this shit again, that just ain't Kosher, waiter, I believe there's more fetishes that are a turn-off than there are a turn-on in this shit.'
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:03 No.2673604
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    The Underworld. want to join the side with tits?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:03 No.2673605
    That's Deadpool. The man who made Chaotic Neutral cool.
    Just remember smar/tg/eeks, Captain America always takes the time to separate his recycling from his perishable wastes. Deadpool sleeps in his refuse.
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:04 No.2673611

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:05 No.2673613

    silly lady, Go back to your Underground.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:05 No.2673616
    That's Deadpool, faggot.
    Deadpool > Spiderman
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:05 No.2673619
    Typhon here, recalled from the Confederation of Rivers to stand-in for the loli and the Prince.
    What do you have in mind?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:06 No.2673627
    /r/ the comic showing the differences between cap and deadpool
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:09 No.2673651
    I think this shows there's a new Deathlord, and we'd better strike fast. Can I borrow some of your troops?
    Are you sure you want to taunt me, mortal?
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:10 No.2673657
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    Remember, Remeber,
    The plane of Arborea,
    Of sweet, lovely cheerleader ass.

    I forget how the second half goes, so just remember:
    Arborea (tm): where the hot chicks are also, smart, sweet, and loving and not out for your money or immortal soul.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:11 No.2673661

    Nah, no thanks. The Boddhissatva Anointed by Darkwater gave me an offer I just couldn't refuse, and threw in an awesome benefits package on top of it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:13 No.2673670
    Actually, Spiderman kicks the crap out of Deadpool. Which was awesome to read.

    "I've got action figures, Deadpool, what have you got?"

    "I've killed a whole lot of people!"

    "That's not a good thing."
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:13 No.2673673
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    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:13 No.2673674

    Silly bitch, you never bothered to learn Stretch Arms Through The Interwebs Stance.

    Also, one can bring pleasure to others and make pleasure for oneself by doing so. (Riot shield held to computer screen just in case.)
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:13 No.2673676
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    No! Mine! ALL MIIIINE!
    Anything else?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:14 No.2673679
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    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:16 No.2673683
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    Are you sure you do not wish to switch alleigance?
    I have a behemoth.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:19 No.2673706
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:19 No.2673708
    And Princess Peach often dreams of their noses pleasuring her and rubbing and sniffing her womanhood with their huge noses and she hopes that Mario and Luigi will be gentle with her she enjoys being tongue sexed too and sexed with Mario or Luigis nose
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:20 No.2673711
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    You also can't read and have all the subtlety of a limit-breaking Solar.
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:20 No.2673715

    What, no blind fury from the deathlord known to fly into a homicidal rage when it is suggested that doing services for others might grant it's own joy?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:20 No.2673716
    im laughing so hard right now, you dont even know
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:21 No.2673722
    helping Mario and Luigi out wearing leather and secretly wanting to make Luigi and Mario her slaves and her lovers forever being nose sexed with Luigi's large bulbous nose being mistress being sexed with Mario's or Luigi's big fat noses making Luigi and Mario her love slaves
    Latest News:
    Princess Peach has been rescued by Mario and Luigi many times Princess Peach has turned from sweet and innocent to naughty and sweet t secretly she has wanted to become a mistress and have Luigi or Mario as her pet and slave or love slave to pleasure her as she wants and to have them as a true loves too and to have them follow her every whim her every desire and every wish and every command Peach is also no longer pure of heart because of the thoughts she has about Mario and Luigi and the dreams she has about them both she has made some changes to herself recently she had drained all of her juices cum and fluids and replaced them with delicious honey in her womanhood she also has done modifications so that her enhanced busty chest which is now a size 38dd makes cold delicious milk Peach also likes Mario because he's so short 3 ft 7 inches tall to be exact and Luigi being tall and because of the mustache and the nose
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:22 No.2673728

    However, she also has a fetish for Mario's or Luigi's noses because their noses are so large and bulbous and could nose pleasure her womanhood pretty good and give it a good massage and rub it and sniff it too it would drive her more wild than a penis would And Princess Peach often dreams of their noses pleasuring her and rubbing and sniffing her womanhood with their huge noses and she hopes that Mario and Luigi will be gentle with her she enjoys being tongue sexed too and sexed with Mario or Luigis nose (looking for somebody to rp a submissive Luigi or Mario or Luigi as in the Mario BrothersAnd this is a rp which means Super Mario SuperShow rp only profile for rp purpose only not chat purpose please the words breasts,butt or rear or rump or womanhood or vagina or love tunnel are allowed and the word breasts member or penis are allowed prefered version are the Mario and Luigi from Super Mario 64 or the Mario and Luigi from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show all Buzzes A/s/l and hi's and spam and also asking about things and real life will be immediately ignored Princess Peach/Mario/Luigi rp only those two will be allowed in the rp and I'd prefer if Mario or Luigi could produce real jam jelly or pure chocolate instead of cum juices or fluids in their manhoods
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:22 No.2673732

    I am also looking for somebody who can rp as both Luigi and Mario submissive versions who will serve Peach loyally and obediently rp S and M meaning slave and master aka slave and mistress in this case slave and mistress for males who still wish to have their males attempt to use their member on them simply have her inner muscles crush their member as warned lol it's cruel but hey it was warned get crushed at your own risk Peach is also immune to spells Super Mario Brothers Super Show/Princess Peach/Super Mario Brothers mistress and slave rp this is also a rp that will not have Mario or Luigi having sex with her unless Peach asks for it don't IM me asking for sex rp or cyber or non mistress/slave rp and asking asl or anything about real life or asking anything will get you ignored this profile is for rp purpose only and I am not a mistress IRL i ONLY rp as peach I am not Peach irl and also no Iming with insults about my character or anything negative about my character keep your negative comments to yourselves please and nose means nose not penis just so you know)
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:22 No.2673736
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    Typhon told me this image was appropriate.
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:23 No.2673741



    Same person again, or just selfish women with no anchor to reality?
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:23 No.2673742
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    You're not worth the effort. besides, I have Deathknights to...reward.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:24 No.2673751
    On the other hand, Deadpool pummels the everloving shit out of the #1 superhero merc in the world (or something, I forget exactly) to prove that he was "totally worth hiring dude, totally" to the US military.
    With his hands handcuffed behind his back. And hopping on one leg. And he thought the guy was LETTING HIM WIN.

    After he picked up his teeth the guy berated Deadpool saying that he's easily the most talented merc in the world, but nobody will hire him because he's just completely unreliable and impossible to use in a military operation. Deadpool then dances with joy singing about how he's the best, if I remember right.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:25 No.2673756
    You really think that's a woman?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:26 No.2673759

    All it takes is one Solar with SCS that knows Essence Inversion, and you won't even have that.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:27 No.2673766
    "(rp specifications:seeking people to rp as submissive versions of male DBZ characters aka the Z fighters including saiyans a submissive version of perfect Cell,imperfect Cell,and a submissive version of either King Cold(second form) or Frieza(second form) or Captain Ginyu or Recoome,or submissive Goku or the entire Ginyu Force. use of the words womanhood/manhood/butt/or rear are allowed only use of vulgar words not allowed. please no spam pms or random ims and no asking asl or cam please read profile carefully before iming .and please no iming me with insults. you must create a submissive dbz character name.DBZ character must make chocolate,or strawberry syrup in their manhood. you must create a submissive dbz character name as I require for the rp .I can rp as mistress versions of Bulma,Videl or android 18.rp involves the pleasuring of all four characters,seduction of the characters by various DBZ characters/marriage/child birth/group pleasuring / characters being the lovers and mistresses of dbz characters/18 Chi Chi Bulma and Videl becoming evil.I will ignore negative comments read profile fully and throughly before messaging me and character must be Dragonball Z oriented.Dragonball Z fans only please no Dragonball Z haters please no hate messages or messages with insults please. these characters are fiction and are for rp only)
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:27 No.2673768
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    And another thing! What kind of Deathlord needs his own personal staff just to do something as basic as post on a forum?
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:27 No.2673770

    Did I ever tell you about the time I taunted the female of a mated pair of red dragons with 'Hay baby, you want a real man?'
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:27 No.2673771

    Chi Chi,Bulma,Videl,and 18 wish they could be mistresses they thought perhaps someone evil like Frieza or his father King Cold could help them. all of them removing their cum wetness juices and replacing it with real honey as in honey made by bees each was also made bustier as an experiment by Bulmas father Dr.Briefs each sexy seductive and mistress in manners now the men would see what it would feel like to be the ones controlled four mistresses what is the Z fighters to do and what if 18 and the others were to be aided by Frieza and his father and what if Chi Chi Bulma Videl and 18 used the Dragon balls to make a rather unusual wish and what if Goku,Gohan,Vegeta,and Krillin did become submissive to them and how would Vegeta react when he hears that Bulma has a horn fetish a horn fetish for King Colds and Friezas horns when they are in their second forms?(rp profile)"
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.2673778
    You've got my attention.

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:31 No.2673795
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    Have I ever told you about the time I met a woolly mammoth?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:33 No.2673801
    ... I can not read this. I mean I physically can not read this. Whenever I attempt to, my eyes rebel against their master, turning immediately to something, ANYTHING, less horrifying.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:33 No.2673808
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    Juggernaut has a Magnitude. You won't kill 'em with just that.
    I could turn that question around and ask as to what kind of a deathlord degrades herself to the level of PERSONALLY typing her posts in a message board where she is practically one of the herd.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:33 No.2673809

    Am I the only one who just finds this fucking hilarious?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:34 No.2673811
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:34 No.2673812

    Same. I found myself trying to read my cat's butt.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:34 No.2673816
    I literally found myself clutching my head and making a noise between laughing and screaming. Tears welled up in my eyes and now I feel physically ill.
    God bless you, OP.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:34 No.2673818
    Sauce? I tried googling, but all I found was some unrelated shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:35 No.2673821

    Go browse /d/ a while until you're good and desensitised, then come back. Don't worry, we'll wait.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:36 No.2673827
    Typhon here. Try /rs/.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:36 No.2673831
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    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:37 No.2673835

    That little comment was manly enough to attract that much attention? Wow.

    During the actual fight, I didn't do much at all, level 15 thief and three levels in a couple other classes against mature adult red dragons flying at top speed. Though I did successfully cast bestow curse from a scroll and get past her spell resistance (her wisdom was down to 3 from a Last Judgement spell), but she made her save.

    Earlier on in the campaign, I think trying to tumble past a charging epic dragon was more than manly enough.
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:40 No.2673859
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    You would do nicely for some of my more obvious missions. Ever consider becoming a deathknight?
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:42 No.2673868
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    Eh, sure, why not.

    Be forewarned, though. Let up on the poon too much, and, well...
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:43 No.2673877
    Haven't I already Exalted you as Absence of Humanity earlier today, ingrate?
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:43 No.2673880
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    Right, right. anybody in particular you want? No Celestials, please, they're a bitch to catch.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:45 No.2673891
    Why, thank you, fellow anon.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:45 No.2673892
    Not if you have the right bait. Sidereals are the only problems, as they see ploys and traps coming from miles away. Damn ninja.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:46 No.2673894
    I came. That post is like a scroll with Eroticism cast on itby a 20th level cleric of sex.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:48 No.2673918
    I find them sad, cause they remind me of a "very fucked up in the head" girl I had the hots for in high school. especially the Op and her lust for Dr Frank N Furter. bitch got ran over by a crowd.
    >> The First and Forsaken Lion !!fgfV38y+8cp 09/26/08(Fri)20:48 No.2673920

    What you *have* is a giant crawling target, that is ultimately only useful in siege operations. Any halfway mobile enemy battle force will run circles around Juggernaut, being easily able to engage and disengage at their leisure and discretion. You always did have the all military acunem of a drunken temple dancer, Larquen.
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:51 No.2673942

    Not right yet. I'll be content with whatever you can scrounge up for now.

    Be warned, though, my top record for keeping it up without blowing my load is 2-ish hours. Not sure how a lady such as yourself would feel about that.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:52 No.2673952
    >> Lazyfag 09/26/08(Fri)20:52 No.2673953
    I...I...I read it. I read it all.

    Goodbye /tg/ I'm going to drink myself to death now.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:53 No.2673957
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:53 No.2673958
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:53 No.2673959
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    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:53 No.2673962
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    Yeah, but you trap a Lunar and three more of them show up to save them. You trap a Solar, and he busts out that sunlight shit.

    You know what? That shit STINGS.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:54 No.2673970
    I fucking lold.
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:55 No.2673976
    Intrigued, actually.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)20:55 No.2673978
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    Lion! How's it hangin' down there? Been out on the sun? Seen Chiaroscuro? Oh... I forgot... YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR PRISON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:55 No.2673980
    Appropriate use of social trickery, and a well-placed Three-Fold Binding of the Heart.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)20:55 No.2673981
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)20:56 No.2673986

    You want to know the worst thing about that last post?

    I really can do it for that long. Shit's frustrating.
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)20:58 No.2673999
    oh, sure, if you can get one to listen for that long. Most of them go "Pretty woman! She must be evil!" and start stabbing.

    Generally when I find a group that does that, I find someone like Belldandy, give her something to boos ttheir appearance, and send her at them to watch the lulz.
    >> The First and Forsaken Lion !!fgfV38y+8cp 09/26/08(Fri)21:00 No.2674010

    A minor inconvenience. I manage to cope just fine with Princess Magnificent with Lips of Coral and Robes of Blackfeathers doing my bidding.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:00 No.2674011
    This is devolving into RP sex, regardless DO FUCKING WANT.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:00 No.2674014
    I assure you I can handle it. If not, there are always the Dragon-Blooded.
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:02 No.2674020
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    Oh, sure, if you want a dragon-blood I'm all over that. ANy particular aspect?
    >> No Man 09/26/08(Fri)21:03 No.2674024
    Well, gotta go, dinner, shower, and D&D await.


    Don't worry, I'll train ever harder for you~
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:04 No.2674030
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:06 No.2674036
    Hmm... Infernal?
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)21:06 No.2674037
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    Oh, man... watch out for all that fail... I've heard if you gather way too much of it in one place it begins to disintegrate.
    Did you install... pffff... did you install FAIL-SAFE MECHANISMS as a precaution? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:07 No.2674045
    >> Eldrad, Insane Individual of Incomprehensible Incompetance (Just as planned.) !!srlFJqQzH9+ 09/26/08(Fri)21:07 No.2674046
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    I felt bile creep into my throat and stay there.

    For ten minutes. And then it slowly burned it's way back down my esophagus.


    This saved me. Thank you Anon, for making me chuckle.


    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:08 No.2674049
    It'll take some work, but sure!
    Oh, yes, like he's going to enter the UNDERWORLD.

    you know, the Underworld? Where all the other primordials that HE HELPED KILL plot?
    >> The First and Forsaken Lion !!fgfV38y+8cp 09/26/08(Fri)21:15 No.2674082

    Eh, you know it's only a matter of time before Gem spontanously selfdestructs, creating the largest Shadowland in the entire South.
    By the way, how did you come up with the idea for invading the *one* place in creation where your neighbours have intact stockpiles of First Age weapons?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:15 No.2674083
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    Autochthon burn and destroy all of creation. Make greatest work of art out of ash and glass. Kill everyone.

    ...ILU 2, anonymous.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)21:18 No.2674099
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    You fool, can't you see the brilliance of it!
    In one shot, one INGENIOUS shot, I've made myself a foothold, strengthened my forces (they grow by the day), made everything ready to TAKE all that First Age Artifice away from them, and, above all, shown everyone MY UNMATCHED MIGHT!!!
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:21 No.2674110
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    Until a bunch of Solars come from that city WITH all that first age artifice and burn you with the Sun's light.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)21:25 No.2674125
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    Not if I take it first!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:25 No.2674132
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    FOR THE MAKER-d'awwwww
    >> The Green Lady 09/26/08(Fri)21:26 No.2674134
    Oh Hey guys What's up?
    >> Screams of the Voiceless Damned 09/26/08(Fri)21:27 No.2674137
    Sounds desperate to me, my Lady. Don't you think?
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:27 No.2674138
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    yeah, how's that been going again?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:28 No.2674142
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    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:28 No.2674144
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    Oh, hey. you got that report I asked you for?
    He's been desperate since he came into existance.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)21:29 No.2674148
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    Why, hello there, girlfriend.
    >> The Green Lady 09/26/08(Fri)21:31 No.2674161
    OH! *Switches to Mask of Winters mode* Hey, honey, i'm doing well. What are you doing all the way out here?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:32 No.2674163
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    Dear Creation,

    Pineapple Bucket Tugboat Hat.

    Signed, The Fair Folk.
    >> The First and Forsaken Lion !!fgfV38y+8cp 09/26/08(Fri)21:34 No.2674176

    All you've done so far is show the living that the Underworld is a credible threat them. The 7th Legion is watching you carefully now, making the Lover's gambit with Hateful Devourer of Love go unnoticed by the Senior Staff, and all the more likely to succeed.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:35 No.2674181
    Dear Fairfolk,
    How did you know it was our birthday? Thanks for the heartfelt sentiments, and please don't lead any more brutal, potentially world-ending incursions into us anymore.

    >> Wyld-Dwelling Exalt 09/26/08(Fri)21:35 No.2674182



    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:35 No.2674184
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    .... proceed.
    >> Mask of Winters !!5tEp50WeGgS 09/26/08(Fri)21:36 No.2674189
    Just about to retire to my quarters. You will follow, yes?
    I WILL rule Creation one day, wench! It has been prophecised! Away with you!
    Green Lady, follow!
    *travels without distance to Juggernaut's intestinal tract*
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:36 No.2674190
    Outworld Forsaking Stance?
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:36 No.2674193
    WHAT?! Girlfriend? Green Lady, explain yourself!
    Dear Fair Folk:
    Death Murder Flame Pain.
    Signed, The Deathlords.
    >> The Green Lady 09/26/08(Fri)21:38 No.2674202
    Hehe~ You have such a libido, you horny dead bastard. Cooomeing~ *TO THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH*
    >> Wyld-Dwelling Exalt 09/26/08(Fri)21:38 No.2674203
    Dear Deathlords,


    Crotchety Exalt
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:38 No.2674206
    You do know that we're dead, right? Prophecies don't affect us anymore.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:39 No.2674209
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    >> The Green Lady 09/26/08(Fri)21:39 No.2674214
    *twitches over to lover mode* Shhh, i'm just getting plans outta him. no problem. It's only you i'm loyal to.
    >> Wyld-Dwelling Exalt 09/26/08(Fri)21:41 No.2674221

    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:41 No.2674223
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    oh, right. You'd better have one hell of a report when you get back. also, I may be whoring you out to a deathknight, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:43 No.2674234
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:44 No.2674240
    Gotta love a regent who rules with sex. Got any fairfolk? I hear it's hard to get bored with them.
    >> The Green Lady 09/26/08(Fri)21:44 No.2674244
    No problem, you'll let me use my belt on him or her, right? *bites lip*
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:45 No.2674250
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    We're strip-mining the South of creation for you as we speak!...

    Don't be sad Auto-kun!
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:48 No.2674267
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    They're remarkably canny. I should have one within the next three weeks, though.
    You'll have to ask him, but I think the answer's yes. And if he says no...well, I can make the answer yes if you're a good girl.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:52 No.2674295
    FRONT page!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:53 No.2674302
    Why won't this thread die?!?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:53 No.2674303
    I admit I'm willing to join up with Lover Clad for the women. She also seems to be the outright winner in the "I'm /tg/'s Deathlord" contest.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:54 No.2674311
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    Yes~ Excellent. Soon all of Creation will be Autochthon's. Spires of glass, the beauty will extend unto infinity.

    ...Autochthon is really sleepy for some reason.
    >> Ma-Ha-Suchi !!tth/tv+hsYe 09/26/08(Fri)21:54 No.2674312
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    Hello, ladies.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:55 No.2674317
    I thought Eye and Seven Despairs was a very nice representation of the average Neckbeard, actually.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:55 No.2674320
    OP's post had me staring in horror at the screen so long the netcafe owners came owner to see wtf was going on. Their reaction duplicated mine.
    >> The Green Lady 09/26/08(Fri)21:56 No.2674333
    Yay! *skips off to the juggernaut for "information gathering"*
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:57 No.2674339
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    >> Panther 09/26/08(Fri)21:57 No.2674341
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    And just WHAT. THE. FUCK. Is going on in here!
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)21:57 No.2674342
    >> Ma-Ha-Suchi !!tth/tv+hsYe 09/26/08(Fri)22:00 No.2674362
    Well, I'm off to screw some goats. See ya tomorrow.
    *hands a rose to the lover and runs off into the woods*
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:02 No.2674367
    >> Lover Clad in Raiment of Tears !!M0FgYtXese4 09/26/08(Fri)22:02 No.2674368
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    damn that man! When will he realize I'm the only one that can truly satisfy him?
    >> Screams of the Voiceless Damned 09/26/08(Fri)22:02 No.2674370
    HAHAHAHA! Reliving the glory days, old man? I wish you had a mirror, maybe you wouldn't be so brash.
    >> Bob the Celestial Lion 09/26/08(Fri)22:03 No.2674378
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    Time Travel is illegal, STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:03 No.2674380
    He's most probably like Cinderella, turns into a prettyboy every night and has to run off because he turns back into the goatwolf after a while.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)22:21 No.2674492
    Tripfags gtfo
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    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)07:36 No.2677902
    I'm surprised candy wife never turned up in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/27/08(Sat)07:42 No.2677932

    Your choice wether it is in exagerated bloominess, or being exploited by evil gnomes candy-makers.

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