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    269 KB HS 40K Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)16:16 No.2671872  
    "Yeah, my dad gave me "The Talk" last night," Scout Marine groaned.

    Lolcron turned his soulless gaze toward Scout and stared. Angry Marine continued to glare into his brown paper lunch bag.

    "Motherfucking ham sandwich for three days in a goddamn row." Angry brought his armored fist down on the tabletop, crushing his lunchbag flat. "I FUCKING HATE HAM."

    Scout sighed. "Then go buy the cafeteria hot lunch, man."

    "Fucking creamed corn and shitloaf surprise? FUCK THAT SHIT."

    "Trade with someone, moron," intoned Lolcron.

    Angry stood and frowned belligerantly around the lunchroom. As usual, the three friends had a table to themselves. Not toward the south side windows, with the popular kids, but in the corner by the outside door. The room was filled with a buzz of conversation. The Dark Eldar Wytch and Demonette were laughing, probably at someone's expense. A techpriest and a fat, sweating ork mekboy were arguing loudly over a complex cardgame.

    "Heexcuse mee.."

    Angry turned and growled at the skinny, snaggle-toothed girl trying to edge past him. She clutched a lunchbag in both hands and her eyes were resolutely fixed on the door.

    "HOLD IT." Angry grabbed the girl's arm, the fingers of his gauntlet closing like a vise. She flinched. "What's in the fuckin bag?"

    "Hwee... we captured thees waffles for kay-osss..."

    Angry snatched his smashed bag from the tabled and shoved it toward her face. Meat juice dripped from the darkening paper.

    "TRADE ME."

    "Whaat... whatever hyoo desire..."

    "Cut it out, Angry." Scout was blushing with embarrassment at his cousin's behavior. "Let her go."
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)16:17 No.2671885
    Angry turned and snarled at Scout. The grinding of his teeth was almost audible.

    "Come on, man, you can have my meatbread, I'm not even hungry. God-Emperor, you're being such an asshole."

    Angry shoved the girl away and flopped back down into his seat. "Gimme the fuckin meatbread, asscunt."

    Scout pushed the remains of his lunch across the table with a sigh, and looked up at the girl. "Sorry about that, uh..." He trailed off, realizing he had no idea who she was. She stared at him.

    Blushing, she turned and hurried out the door.

    For a moment, the three sat in silence. Except for Angry, who muttered an cursed as he stuffed his face.

    Lolcron broke the quiet. "What talk, meatbag?"

    Scout blinked at him. "Uh, what?"

    "You told us Guilliman gave you "The Talk." Explain."

    "Oh. Uh. Empra, you know. The purging talk."

    "I do not know."

    Scout blushed again, irritated at the memory. "He sat me down and gave me this long lecture about how I was growing up, and all the changes my geneseed would be causing, and how he knew it was a confusing time for a young marine. Then he launched into this bit about how I'd be feeling these urges to purge xenos and heretics, and how this was all perfectly normal, but I should never purge without proper protection and armament. God-Emperor, I've never been so embarrassed."

    Angry spoke up, spitting crumbs of meatbread across the table. "Fucking old fart thinks you're a goddam little kid. We're fucking teenagers, it's not like we've never fucking purged a bitch before. Amiright, Lolcron? FUCK."
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)16:19 No.2671895
    Lolcron nodded slowly. "Many a wretched biological has fallen to my gauss flayer. Their screams echoed as they begged for mercy, for kindness alien to my icy mind."

    "Fuck yeah, 'cron."

    The two turned to look at Scout, who was staring intently at his hands.

    Angry's jaw fell open, and his eyebrows lowered. "MOTHER FUCK. You're fucking unblooded."

    Scout was turning red. "Dammit, Angry, shut up."

    "Fuck, it's true, you've never fucking purged anyone! Fucking fuck!"

    Scout gritted his teeth.

    Angry was giving him a look of combined contempt and astonishment. "Shitting dick-nipples, Scout, with the amount of play your brother Ultramarine gets, he never fuckin sent any your way? That thundering asshole purges a different xeno bitch every night of the goddam week!"

    "Well, yeah," Scout muttered, "It's easy for him, he's captain of the damn Bloodbowl team."

    "You should ask out Cultist-chan."
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:19 No.2671896
    c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)16:19 No.2671900
    The two marines looked at Lolcron in surprise. "What the fuck are you talking about, you creepy metal fuck?" spat Angry.

    His deathless eyes stared back at them, unblinking. "Cultist-chan. The girl you accosted. Ask her on a date. Then purge her."

    Scout sputtered. "She's kinda cute, yeah, but what makes you think..."

    Lolcron interrupted in his sepulchural monotone. "She is unpopular. She is moderatly attractive, but not sufficiently so to overcome her social disadvantages. Her family situation is tenuous and chaotic. There is a high probability that she has self-esteem issues and craves acceptance. She may be attracted to you, and you rescued her from a problematic situation."

    "Fuck yeah, easy purge!" Angry yelled loudly enough that Scout glanced around at the other tables to make sure no one was looking at them. "And did you see the way she fuckin dresses, that ripped-up goth shit? No fuckin armor save on that shit, she's fuckin asking for it! I'll loan you my fuckin landraider so you can take her out. FUCKIN DO IT, FAGGOT."

    "Alright, alright, Empra, I'll ask her out." Scout slumped in his seat. In the grim darkness of the far future, being a teenager sure was complicated.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:21 No.2671913
    I lol'd
    >> Camel Turkish Royal Guy !yotQ7crPsI 09/26/08(Fri)16:24 No.2671925
    This is amazing.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)16:24 No.2671928
    Sweet someone did listen to me last night
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)16:26 No.2671940
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:27 No.2671942
    As awesome as it is, I'mn totally expecting the sex and not the purge.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:28 No.2671947
    Me too, Cultist-chan is cute.
    >> KingHavoc !!jtQXUhFGp59 09/26/08(Fri)16:28 No.2671949
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)16:32 No.2671972
    If you guys want more, I've got the whole thing plotted through senior prom.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:32 No.2671976
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    >In the grim darkness of the far future, being a teenager sure was complicated.

    This really pulled the whole thing together.

    >> KingHavoc !!jtQXUhFGp59 09/26/08(Fri)16:33 No.2671981
    I sure wouldn't mind it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:33 No.2671982
    If cultist chan dies, anon will cry.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:34 No.2671985
    yes, do it, please.

    Is there a Khorne Berserker jock squad or bully?
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)16:34 No.2671987
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:34 No.2671989
    inb4 some horrible tweest tosses Scriptarius into the mix
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:35 No.2671995
    no shota to summon him
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)16:35 No.2671996
    Emperor demands drawfags!
    Then the circle will be complete
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)16:35 No.2671998
    also this is the only thing that isn't cool

    no tripfags, ok?

    have them mock them perhaps but NO TRIPFAG APPEARANCES
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:36 No.2672000
    what is Slaanesh is up to its tricks and makes Scriptarius lust for jailbait instead of shota?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:37 No.2672008
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:37 No.2672010


    Anything which gives us more Cultist-chan is fine by me.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:38 No.2672012
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:39 No.2672015
    Ultramarines run the football team, while Khorne Berserkers are Rugby or something. The rugby team is called the Skulls (SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE).
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:39 No.2672016
    The only way this could be better, is if there were some Eldrad dickery.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:39 No.2672019
    Bloodbowl 40k?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:40 No.2672021
    Eldrad = Vice Principle?
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)16:41 No.2672029
    Arrite, getting to work on the next installment.

    Any suggestions for stuff to throw in? I've already decided on how I'm handling a lot of things, and I certainly can't work anything in, but I'm open to ideas.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:41 No.2672031
    Inb4 this becomes a high-shool alter reality of /tg/canon
    No wait, in after.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:41 No.2672032
    No, Abaddon should be the bumbling vice-principal.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:41 No.2672035
    Do it, please?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:42 No.2672037
    Oh, hell yes.

    But who will be the principal?
    The Emperor?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:42 No.2672038
    any Tau, Kroot, or Nids at this school?
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)16:43 No.2672048
    >> Lil piece o´fluff 09/26/08(Fri)16:43 No.2672050
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    Kasrkin-chan should be the hot teacher everybody wants to fuck.

    "I´d bust through her Cadian Gate... if you know what I mean!"
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:43 No.2672051
    the emprah is the principle, but he stays locked up in his office all day, calling Student Assistants(psykers) to his office.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:43 No.2672054
    My only complaint is that the Angry Marine has got diarrhea of the mouth. Just because they're instilled with an unending fury doesn't mean every second word is four letters long. Use your fucks sparingly, writefag, and they will serve you well.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:44 No.2672059
    Inquisitors of various types have to be teachers, Grey Knights have to be prefects or soemthing.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:45 No.2672061
    Liivi is one of the gym teachers (really big school) and Talldeer is a literature one.

    Whose dad is the principal/vice principal.
    And her sister has sex ed.
    Du o herfathers wishes.

    Emperor help me, I want to run a Dark Heresy campaign with this.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:45 No.2672063
    no, Abaddon should be like the disciplinary comittee head slash shop teacher with an artificial arm.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:45 No.2672066
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    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)16:46 No.2672067
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:46 No.2672070
    And he needs a Scottish accent.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:47 No.2672072
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:47 No.2672075
    this is brilliant and i demand more.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:47 No.2672076
    So, she's the sex ed teacher.

    Imagine her putting a condom on a banana.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:48 No.2672081
    This. Needs. Moar. NOW.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:48 No.2672083
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    I wonder what that makes nids...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:48 No.2672084
    Angry Marines are never popular. They don't get along with anyone.
    Well, besides people with lots of patience and necrons with no emotions.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:48 No.2672085
    Emperor is the principle, Eldrad the vice principle and they bot try to outdo each other with their dickishnes.

    Also, an Eldar Harlequin runs drama lessons.
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)16:49 No.2672091
    Macha should be a sub

    for lulz
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)16:49 No.2672092
    no FUKLAW is the principal
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:51 No.2672096
    She and Macha can alternate in being the teacher.
    Because Eldrad said so.

    Also, I vote that guardsma gary should be in here.
    The one that got a Dark Eldar girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:51 No.2672097
    no, Fuklaw is the janitor, who gives out crazy advice to the students.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:52 No.2672101
    No, even better, Fuklaw is the PE teacher.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:52 No.2672107
    No complaints about the Harlequin then?
    I mean, that is the single best thing that I can think of for a drama teacher.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:53 No.2672110
    Nah, make him teach religion.
    Come on, you know that would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:53 No.2672112
    Oh, I like this idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:54 No.2672116
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    Clipsy as a scholarship student?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:54 No.2672117
    Fuklaw's Theology 101
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)16:54 No.2672120
    I Agree.
    >> Lil piece o´fluff 09/26/08(Fri)16:55 No.2672123

    I don´t know. I´ve always imagined from the expression on her face in the image I posted, that Kasrkin-chan is one of those "pure sexies". You know, the kind of girl who is amazingly hot and either is not conscious of it, or is just too innocent to get what most guys would expect from her.

    My other idea for a humorous representation of Kasrkin-chan was as a candidate for senator, and then being in a scandal of some sorts.

    That, or a parody of Bill Clinton.

    "My fellow Cadians..."
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:55 No.2672125
    He'd either be super popular, or super ronery.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:56 No.2672129
    So, the Emperor is the principal, Macha and Karkskin or however you spell hat name teach sex ed, a Harlequin teaches drama while Eldrad is the vice pincipal?

    And Talldeer teaches literature or something like that.

    You know, I really like this thing right now
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)16:57 No.2672133
    Fuklaw teaches government

    an a Bloodaxe ork teaches ECON
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:57 No.2672135
    And Fuklaw teaches theology.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:58 No.2672141
    Super popular whenever he's around
    When he isn't, everyone wonders whats so special about him.
    >> Salamanders Fanboi !!3huhktkKj6R 09/26/08(Fri)16:59 No.2672149
    It needs Salamanders. I'm curious to see which black stereotype you play to with them.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)16:59 No.2672150
    Ghazkul teaches PE?
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)16:59 No.2672151

    >> Guardsman Gary 09/26/08(Fri)16:59 No.2672152
    Fucking Trip-Gary gets all the attention.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:00 No.2672158
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:00 No.2672161
    Where would that put Yrag, I wonder.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:01 No.2672163
    Basketball team
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:01 No.2672164
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:01 No.2672169
    Oh, Emperor...is this going to turn into another war again?

    I vote that Liivi and Talldeer are in the school council, or something.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:02 No.2672175
    CHAOS IS FUCKED!!!!!!!!1
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:02 No.2672182
    A hobo.
    >> Guardsman Gary 09/26/08(Fri)17:03 No.2672183
    Can't have a war with just two people, dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:03 No.2672189
    but you can't Emperor knows Abaddon failed 13 times already
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:03 No.2672194
    Yrag is a crazed hobo that wants to kill a student that just happens to be his son?
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)17:03 No.2672195
    Yeah you can
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:04 No.2672200
    The others will come out as soon as the war begins, of course.
    What are you, stupid?

    And who is the PE teacher?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:04 No.2672202
    Guardsman Stumpy, School Councilor.

    Dark Eldar run the drama department.
    >> Guardsman Gary 09/26/08(Fri)17:04 No.2672205
    >his son
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:05 No.2672212
    Dark eldar are the art teachers, harlequins run the drama department.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:05 No.2672215
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:05 No.2672219
    Noise marines run the band?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:06 No.2672220
    I'm not sure you want to have the Emperor be the principal, as much fun as that would be, since you've already used his name in place of "God" or "Jesus" in the dialogue. You might want to pick some other powerful Imperial as the principal, someone who could conceivably work with Eldrad but who wouldn't like it one bit, which keeps up the "out-do each other with dickery" theme, which I quite like.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:06 No.2672221
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:06 No.2672223
    Clipsy should totally be in there.
    /tg/ mustn't forget any of its creations
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:06 No.2672224
    Only to constantly fail in various hilarious scenes.
    Over and over and over again.

    So, who teaches math?
    I'm guessing a Necron, or a Techpriest.
    Do we have any of those?
    How about the Necron Lord that caused manly tears?
    >> Leibowitz Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:06 No.2672225

    You ever listened to an angry teenager?

    Yeah, when you curse that much you sound stupid. Doesn't stop them.
    >> Guardsman Gary 09/26/08(Fri)17:06 No.2672226
    >What are you, stupid?
    Well I must be fucking brain-damaged if I thought there would be any logic to it.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)17:06 No.2672231
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:07 No.2672239
    Ghazgkull and Eldrad are the Jake and Elwood Blues of 40k.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:08 No.2672241
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    I'd capture her point, if ya know what i mean. (boink)
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:08 No.2672242
    Marrist acts as his "bodyguard"?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:08 No.2672247
    Tau teaches math and science.

    Tech priests are the nerdy kids.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:09 No.2672249
    How about the Commissar in one of the Eldrad stories?
    Or, alternatively, Tzeentch.
    You know the school will be fucking awesome when Eldrad competes withtat guy to outdo each other with dickishness.

    Not the guy you are arguing with, but this is 4chan...logic isn't our strong point.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:09 No.2672255
    Sure, sounds good. Of course, we have to remember that this really belongs to the writefag, and we're just giving him suggestions. If it's gonna really be win, we can't have too many cooks spoiling the soup, as it were.
    That is an awesome idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:10 No.2672259
    I think Clipsy should be the only representative of Eclipsion, as he has been seen outside Eclipsion fluff before.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:10 No.2672267
    Tzeentch it is.

    Who get beaten up by the Space Marine jocks?

    Also, I vote the Inqusitors all come from rich families, and acting like arrogant bastards.

    Finally, what should Liivi and Talldeer be?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:10 No.2672268
    Just hope some of our more controversial creations don't show up
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:11 No.2672280
    Daemonettes = popular girls
    Space Marines(chaos and regular) = various jocks

    "Did you purge that shit last night, bro?"
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:11 No.2672284
    If they are to be in here, should lofn be worked in as well?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:12 No.2672290
    "Shit was SO cash."
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:13 No.2672299
    >"Shit was SO thrones."

    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)17:13 No.2672307
    in all fairness I did come up with the idea for this writefaggotry in the sororita thread yesterday
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:14 No.2672318
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    Well Liivi, Taldeer and Clipsy are in, so I GUESS we COULD bring back Love Can Bloom Again...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:16 No.2672333
    The Dark Eldar and the Daemonettes are part of different cliques that compete with each other.

    And tzeentch and Eldrad amuses themselves by using the daemonettes or dark eldars respectively to fight each other through proxy.

    Good r bad, tg?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:16 No.2672336
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    The fact that cultist is now appearing in other peoples works astounds me. There are things mentioned here that don't mesh with my own interpretation but this is still well cool. I'm interested to see what leibowitz makes of it.

    Rest assured that if leibowitz does kill the cultist, I wont stop drawing her.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:17 No.2672340
    This stopped being win about 40 posts ago and is just now circlejerking
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:17 No.2672341
    look out! the unyuu-fex is behind you!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:17 No.2672344
    So they are in the school council, or what?
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    She's everywhere now man.

    Look what you've done.

    God damnit.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:18 No.2672350
    Nix that looking at the post count, I obviously was too generous. 90 posts ago
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:18 No.2672352
    Liivi and Talldder, at least...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:19 No.2672356
    Well we're waiting for it to finish.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:20 No.2672368
    Guardsman Gary and the Gary's are the school's most (in)famous garage band that play at all the wild kegger parties.

    Yrag is the stern father figure that shows up and attempts to totally ruin their set in typical "stuck-up dad in an 80's movie" fashion.

    "What is that? I know what that is. That's... music. Alright mister, what do you think you're doing? You call this a -room-? This is a pigsty. I want you to straighten up this area now! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB. STAND UP STRAIGHT. TUCK IN THAT SHIRT, ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE, TIE THOSE SHOES! Twisted Sister? -What- is that? Wipe that smile off your face! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! What is that? A TWISTED SISTER PIN?! ON YOUR UNIFORM?! What kind of a man are you? You're worthless and weak! You do nothing! You are nothing! You sit in here all day and play that sick, repulsive electric 'twanger'! I carried a short-pattern lasrifle, and you! YOU carry that... that... NOISEBLASTER. Who are you?! Where do you come from?! Are you listening to me?! What do you want to do with your life?!"
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:20 No.2672374
    Oh fuck the Eclipsion spinoff oh god emperor what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:21 No.2672387
    The couple nobody likes but which makes everyone "d'aww"
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:21 No.2672388
    Ahriman teaches Civics.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:21 No.2672389
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:21 No.2672393
    What s it even about?
    I've heard some crap about it, but thats pretty much it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:22 No.2672399
    Idea: Scout Marine's brother faces off against Squats in a football match, but the squats disappear after half ti
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:23 No.2672411
    Replace "Twisted Sister" with "Emperor's Children" and this. This is perfect.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:23 No.2672412
    That's... accurate AND cute
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:24 No.2672426
    >What do you want to do with your life?!

    I wanna rock!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:24 No.2672429
    What is that? I know what that is. That's... music. Alright mister, what do you think you're doing? You call this a -room-? This is a pigsty. I want you to straighten up this area now! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING SLOB. STAND UP STRAIGHT. TUCK IN THAT SHIRT, ADJUST THAT BELT BUCKLE, TIE THOSE SHOES! Emperor's Children? -What- is that? Wipe that smile off your face! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! What is that? AN EMPEROR'S CHILDREN PIN?! ON YOUR UNIFORM?! What kind of a man are you? You're worthless and weak! You do nothing! You are nothing! You sit in here all day and play that sick, repulsive electric 'twanger'! I carried a short-pattern lasrifle, and you! YOU carry that... that... NOISEBLASTER. Who are you?! Where do you come from?! Are you listening to me?! What do you want to do with your life?!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:26 No.2672443
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:26 No.2672449
    The Eclipsion Starchild (Alpha+ psyker born from a heretical ritual) fell for Lofn.
    Heresy ensued.
    Can love bloom between Chaos and Half-Xenos?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:26 No.2672451

    Fuck you. We need to shower good writefags with praise when they emerge from their subterranean burrows, or else winter will last for 6 more weeks!

    Also, Lolcron and his Gauss flayer is my favorite by far.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:28 No.2672460
    It's actually rather easy to picture the "screaming Yrag image" yelling this.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:28 No.2672467
    Khârn: popular guy that everyone likes, or gym teachter.

    Nurgle: serves the food. Should kinda have the same role that 'chef' has in South Park. (giver of good advice)

    Shadowsun: one of the popular kids.

    regular Tau: the geeks.

    Yarrick: a teacher of some sorts.

    Typhus/Fabius Bile: school nurse.

    Just a few suggestions of course. Leibowitz should have the last word in it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:29 No.2672476

    Chef gets women, though.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:30 No.2672487

    Nurgle gets plenty of women.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:31 No.2672499
    So whats the final word on using actual /tg/ people?
    I mena lolcron is already in there
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:32 No.2672505

    Nurgle has the Eldar God of Healing trapped in his plague-mixing room.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:32 No.2672506

    Oh. Really?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:33 No.2672512
    Nurgle has discreet diseases that make men and women beautiful to better spread the disease that will inexorably bind them to Father Nurgle when they die.
    >> Salamanders Fanboi !!3huhktkKj6R 09/26/08(Fri)17:33 No.2672513
    Fuck you all. If you're going to do this at least do it well. Or just leave it all to the writefags.
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)17:33 No.2672514
    Yeah it doesn't actually have to be a carbon copy of Chef, just fill the same archetype
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:33 No.2672517
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    Transfer student?
    >> Lil piece o´fluff 09/26/08(Fri)17:33 No.2672518
    In any case, I believe the old memes of /tg/ should work as the teachers and figures of authority for the new generation of memes.

    Liivi and Taldeer as Principal and Vice-Principal (obviously, Taldeer is the principal), Faptau and Schlicktau as the PE teachers (imagine that...), Kasrkin-chan and Ronery Wych as the Sex Ed teachers (totally inept, in a hilarious, cute and sexy way), Stumpy as the students´ counselor, Cata-chan as the groundskeeper, Krieg-chan as the corridors guard, Kharn as the guy who brings the TV and videos to the classes (everyone fuckin´ loves that guy), etc...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:34 No.2672528
    If we're putting most of /tg/ WH40k stuff here, why not include that xenos commissar?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:35 No.2672530
    Didn't mean to. She just started from a request that was trying to trick me into drawing a female tzmetze, and from then on people wanted to see more.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:35 No.2672534
    So what you figure Scriptarius was like in his early days then?
    >> Abaddon 09/26/08(Fri)17:35 No.2672535
    Sergals perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:36 No.2672537
    Where is the opportunity for Eldrad dickishness?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:36 No.2672539
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:36 No.2672542
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:37 No.2672549
    This is the best troll in the history of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:38 No.2672554
    I don't think you know what that means.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:38 No.2672555
    nah, the best one was "free primarch minis with upcoming Horus Heresy books"
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:38 No.2672558
    Post it all in a new thread then save it

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:38 No.2672562
    Nobody likes Guardsman Gary. Nobody.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:39 No.2672566
    You mean like that one Plague Marine warpuppet?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:41 No.2672577
    Veteran Gary is awesome though.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:41 No.2672578
    >> Lil piece o´fluff 09/26/08(Fri)17:41 No.2672579
    >Where is the opportunity for Eldrad dickishness?

    Eldrad sells drugs to the kids.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:41 No.2672581
    So is there gonna be some more?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:43 No.2672590
    Maybe, but he had like twenty threads devoted to him. Gary may not be liked, but he and Yrag are still a big part of /tg/ canon. If only because they're amongst the few characters to get honest-to-goodness porn drawn of themselves, in addition to all the other drawfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:43 No.2672594
    Well, I like Yrag.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:44 No.2672602
    OP is lieing, there will be no more of this. All of your excitement is futile.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:44 No.2672609
    As is Guardsman Gary, in his own retarded fucked-up way. We certainly wouldn't have Veteran Gary if not for the original concept of the Gary Legion.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:45 No.2672610
    Oh, and Lolcron can be Drizzt of the Necron.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:45 No.2672611
    I'm guessing anyone relevant to the story will be in.

    Some identities on /tg/ serve a lot of different roles.

    You mentioned Lolcron.


    -A villain in a LCB spinoff
    -An adventurer with his partner DrawAnon
    -Drizzt of Necron
    -Other minor roles

    There are a lot of names around here that have been used by /tg/'s wonderful writefags. If you have a place to put someone, use it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:45 No.2672612
    Gary is not a meme.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:45 No.2672616
    Just one question,

    How do the Orks fit in all this? Now that the Marines are the jocks, what will become of our beloved, green friends?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:48 No.2672629
    The greasers ditching school to work on their cars.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:49 No.2672637
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    This is the most solidly put together piece of writing I've seen on /tg/ since the Kharn posts. There have been some cool stories and good ideas, but the mechanics of writing were often abused or outright mutilated. I applaud this effort.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:49 No.2672642
    They're from the rival black high school.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:50 No.2672652
    Rival team from another school?

    But for that matter, what will happen to officio assassinorum in this setting?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:51 No.2672661

    Sergal commissars
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:52 No.2672667
    hall monitors?
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)17:52 No.2672668
    board of discipline.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:53 No.2672679
    Greasers, punks, general closely knit scum of the school.

    If there's some highly destructive prank, like puting a melta bomb in the teacher's coffee machine, the Orkyboyz probably did it.

    They also drag race and do donuts on the bloodball field, angering the space marines.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:53 No.2672685
    Eversor is the Principal, Callidus is the vice-principal who's constantly trying to get the students in trouble by spying on them.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:54 No.2672690

    Down, boy.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:54 No.2672693
    >officio assassinorum
    You mean the Hall Monitors.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:57 No.2672718
    I like this idea.
    It'd be easy to work Liivi and those characters into it, as well.

    If Liivi is part of the school, I vote he is in the board of discipline
    The grandmaster of the oficio assassinorum is no damn hall monitor
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)17:59 No.2672729
    I vote for Drippy to be in here somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:02 No.2672748
    tau should be introduced as nerdy foreign people. ya know, the kind of people that get on the math team and feel spiritual beliefs are illogical (see chinese).

    and eldar, well,

    rich kidz....
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:04 No.2672770

    Am I the only person who imagines Nurgle Girl talking like Osaka from the English dub of Azumanga Daioh?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:06 No.2672784
    And the Eldar competes with he inqustion who are also rich kids...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:10 No.2672805
    It could be a running gag that whomever the president is, is trying to kill the school.

    Or have Alpha Legionnaires be vicious gossips.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:11 No.2672826
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:17 No.2672867
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)18:19 No.2672881
    but hurt anon. go back to raiding
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:20 No.2672888
    >anyone who disagrees with the Council Of Tripfags is the lowest of low from /b/, for truly, anyone who talks about themselves a lot cannot be wrong!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:20 No.2672897
    Am I the only one who read "lolcron" as "Lolicron"?
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)18:21 No.2672901
    go back to /b/
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:22 No.2672906
    No. I only come here to /tg/. YOU go back to /b/. Oh wait, your pitiful selfish crying can't be heard there. No wonder you're here.
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)18:23 No.2672915
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    actually, I'd like to address this.

    Back when tripfaags were accepted, we had content. /tg/ was superior. Anons could join in a project, tripfags could jin in a project, whatever. It'd just sorta flow.

    Now any time someone posts with a trip, there's a shitstorm.

    And the content is gone.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:24 No.2672929

    Yeah see that's not how I remember it.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:26 No.2672943
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:29 No.2672958




    Yeah, the old threads were awesome, weren't they?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:29 No.2672960
    I'm going to counter your ludicrous claim by reminding everyone of the calibre of tripfags we had back in the days of yore.

    Red Machine D
    >> God-Emperor of Mankind 09/26/08(Fri)18:32 No.2672983

    If /tg/ sucks, then STOP COMING HERE!
    You have no one to blame but yourself if you are still here.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 09/26/08(Fri)18:33 No.2672987

    NO. BAD.


    And you, shut up.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:33 No.2672988
    Care to let us know how you remember it?
    Thank god I'm not the only one.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:35 No.2673005
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    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:49 No.2673079

    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:51 No.2673094
    How does one kegstand the Kegnaught?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:52 No.2673104
    He shouldn't be at a Highschool...
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:54 No.2673120
    1 page comic per story posting-drawfaggotry?

    Singular scene from story posting-drawfaggotry?
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)18:54 No.2673122
    Ask a TechPriest on how to do that... They know those things
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:26 No.2673335
    Who are the bigger nerds? Techpriests or Tau
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:27 No.2673336

    Kegnaught grabs you head-first, jams the nozzle in your mouth and spins you upside-down like a chaos dervish while chanting "CHUG CHUG CHUG".

    I imagine he's like that older guy from Dazed and Confused, Wooderson.
    He graduated like 8 years ago, but he still hangs out with the highschool kids.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:31 No.2673369
    Depends what kind of nerdy we're talking about here. Personally, I think Leibowitz should decide most of this on his own accord, since this is some great writing.

    Leibowitz, we'd like moar!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:31 No.2673370
    But he encourages Underage Drinking
    >> Leibowitz 09/26/08(Fri)19:37 No.2673406
    Starting a new thread for chapter 2.
    >> Salamanders Fanboi !!3huhktkKj6R 09/26/08(Fri)19:41 No.2673423
    You're all a bunch of octuple-niggers.

    And the best troll in /tg/ history was the "Emperor On Golden Throne" mini thread.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)19:44 No.2673455
    If it was Mini it was not a good troll. A good troll fills up multiple threads to autosage in less than an hour, with the best of them taking up the majority of topics on the first page.

    (See also: "B&nhammer is a furry/Flare")
    >> Salamanders Fanboi !!3huhktkKj6R 09/26/08(Fri)20:28 No.2673774
    it was a thread about a Emperor on Golden Throne miniature being released by GW.
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:00 No.2674012
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    Anonymous delivers!
    >> Anonymous 09/26/08(Fri)21:03 No.2674028
    come on /tg
    we can fucking do this

    also i was just gonna make a "nostalgia /tg/ charactors" thread

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