This.

>>2653197
You know Lolcron is pulling her out of the way of a speeding car or something.

Necron or not, he doesn't seem the kidnapper type to me.

OH! I thought that was a loli Hellboy for a moment.

>>2653203
I'm not entirely sure where I was going with this post. I think my point is that Lolcron isn't evil.

TL;DR: I'm a moron.

>>2653197
I chuckled, then thought of this.

>>2653203
You think Bowser is malicious every time he kidnaps Princess Peach?

And besides- HE'S A NECRON.

>>2653230
Maybe he's the Drizzt of Necron.

>>2653240
>Drizzt of the Necron

>>2653240
Wow, thanks for ruining it for me.

>>2653240
>the Drizzt of the Necron

>>2653240
>The Drizzt of the Necron

>>2653240

>The Drizzt of the Necron

>>2653172
Requesting Lolcron with white hair, dual scimitars and a giant necron panther.

>>2653240
>The Drizzt of the Necron

That's it, persona over.

>>2653240
>Drizzt of Necron

The Drizzt of the Necron.

Oh but that is delicious. I'm going to be bringing that up at every opportunity now.

>>2653240
>Drizzt of Necron.

i keep seeing lolcron and reading lolicron ... where the hell is a lolicron

>>2653288
We've angered Putin.

It's only a matter of time now before we are destroyed in a whirlwind of judo and bears.

>>2653295
A very young, rape able necron?

>>2653230
No, Bowser just does it out of habit now. His to-do list includes go shopping, get gas for clown flower thingie, kidnap princess, paint bedroom, etc.

>>2653240
>Drizzt of Necron.

>>2653304
sure, why not

>>2653240
>Drizzt of Necron.

>>2653240
And with but a single sentence, Lolcron was destroyed.

>>2653360
I gotta admit, that's gotta be one of the harshest things I've ever read on here, and that's saying something.

What's a Drizzt?

>>2653387
A miserable pile of chaotic good.

>>2653387
A loli

>>2653395
But enough talk.
LET'S ROLL A BARD

>>2653405
Oh ho what's this I see in thi
>Drizzt of Necron.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Drizzt of the Necron

>The Drizzt of the Necron

>>2653412

Thanks. I can now hear dracula's boss theme in my head.

No seriously. Thanks. That tune is awesome!

>Drizzt of the Necron

>>2653405

Sell it to Pillory for a fucktoy and be done with Drizzt forever.

>>2653240

>>2653240
>Drizzt of the Necron

The Drizzt of the Necron, you say?

Oh fuck this thread

:V

>The Drizzt of the Necron

That's BASICALLY what lolcron is guys. Why does this surprise everyone?

He just serves the Deceiver guys. It's okay.

>HERESY of the HERETICS
^Fix'd

>>2653240
>Drizzt of the Necron


... wait I already did one.

>Drizzt of Necron.

God damn holy fuck.

What did I ever do to you?

>Drizzt of the Necron

Hm... pretty nice thrOH SHIT DRIZZT OF THE NECRON

Geez, why does everyone hate Drizzt so much?

Personally I think it's refreshing to see a Necron Lord trying to do good and erase the evil of his race.

>The Drizzt of the Necron

He's a Necron Lord. What the Lord says, goes. Doesn't contradict canon in any way. Deal with it.

>>2653498
.... Riiiiiight. Yea. That's what the Tau are for... sorta.

>>2653498

When does he do good? I don't remember Lolcron being a good guy in anything. In fact at one point /tg/ though he was in line to be another villain in LCB, chasing after Taldeer for escaping from Kronus.

>>2653498
inb4 emo vampire faggotry

>Drizzt of the Necron

The Necrontyr have always been portrayed as relatively sympathetic, just with the C'tan being dicks. Now, C'tan are just Baron Munchausen necrons.

Also, a "good" Necron's STILL going to have to kill Imperials in self defense, so this doesn't actually change the play of the game any.

>>2653509
But Tau were never evil, really. Not to others at least.

Lolcron is like..trying to singlehandedly erase the awful image of his people. I think thats way better than him being another generic evil Necron Lord.

Say /tg/, do you think Necron can fall in love with other races? I have an idea for a story that you might want to read...

>>2653531
NO!

>>2653516

Fuck yes, Ice Falcon!

>>2653531
No one wants to read your Necron X Human AI from the golden age fanfic.

>>2653531

Why would you do that?

>>2653240

>the Drizzt of Necron

>>2653536
Oh c'mon. It's not like the Necron are actually robots. They're made out of living metal, LIVING. They must have feelings and emotions. I think it would be beautiful to explore that, with Lolcron who is in touch with his humanity.

>>2653531
and the Drizzit comment

>>2653546
See, he has a sense of humor.

>>2653545
I was thinking that Eldar would be a better choice since it is the other ancient race.

>with Lolcron who is in touch with his humanity.

>with his humanity.

>humanity.

>>2653566
THE DRIZZT OF NECRON!

>>2653554
IT'S HERESY!


Also Gork n' Mork wouldn't like it much either.
I don't think the Chaos Pantheon cares much for it either.


The Ethereals might care... if only to try to recruit Lolcron.

>>2653537

No, seriously, braiding the finger bones of your dead enemies into your hair: best tribal fetish, or best tribal fetish?

>>2653571

I think a story about a Necron trying to get in touch with his lost Necrontyranity would be an epic story. As far as anyone can say, the Necrons might have been cancerous spider-people as lifers, and been crafted to resemble skeletons simply to inspire fear.

So the Necron Lord reshapes his body to resemble a gigantic, freaky boneless spider-thing with an uneven number of limbs, and then seeks to find out if love can bloom with a female archaelogist that discovered him.

>>2653531

>The Drizzt of the Necron

>>2653588

Just stop. Can't you see poor Lolcron is rolling in his tomb with every sentence that you post?

>>2653588
Good idea, she could be a null maybe because they get along well with Necron. And Lolcron woulod face a moral dilemma...his natural tendency to make her into a Pariah

>>2653611
Needs more Eversor.

>>2653596

>>2653611
Necrodermis can definitely be supple and yielding. (Also see: liquid metal terminators)

Wow, seriously... Wow.

He's not a Drizzt wannabe, he's simply a Lord that tags along with a Chaos space marine, and they explore the galaxy.

Plus he's got a wife still in the tomb who hasn't woken up yet. I doubt he wants a female flayed one angry at him.

>>2653686
They need a Blood Axe mercenary to join them.

>>2653686
Sorry but I gotta keep saying DRIZZT OF NECRON from now on.

'E SHUD GIT ORKY!

>>2653730
Win.

>>2653730
Uh-oh

>>2653730
Took me a moment.

>>2653730
What have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Poor Lolcron.

If you're out there, don't worry you're not a mary sue.

>>2653730
That must be a Tomb Spyder!

>>2653763
Oh my fuck.

A thousand internets!

>>2653773
IT ALL FITS

UNDERDARK=TOMBWORLD

This thread is made out of victory and FFFFFFF.

>>2653766
While I have you...

http://finalheresy.wikispaces.com/

DO NOT GO HERE.

Give unto /tg/ what is /tg/'s.

But I will not be wielding dual staves of light.

>>2653831
But what about...DUAL C'TAN PHASE BLADES?

>>2653852

>>2653804

/r/ Dark heresy stats for Drizzt of the Necron.

I'm thinking he can work for the good of the Imperium by taking quests from Inquisitor Elminster.

Mother of God.

I used to like Lolcron.

>>2653852
I smell a conversion project!

This entire thread makes me laugh to the point I can't see. You all win.

Drizztcron is my hero!

Drizzle, /tg/ed Drizzt

I don't play Necrons, but this makes me wanna go buy a Necron Lord and convert it to look Drizzt-y.

>>2653172

Is that Lofn?

>>2654409
Fo' Drizzle mah nizzle!

>>2654450
Yep.

suptg still likes her.

>>2653230
For a second I thought you meant Bowser was a necron.

>>2655128
bump'n because I haven't seen any draw fag of his kitteh

>>2655417
It's just a tomb spyder.

>>2657405
Oh God funny.

>>2657445
>Drizzt. Drizzt of the Necron.

>Drizzt of the Necron

>>this thread