Lord Zedd shows up after half a season and makes her his bitch before proceeding to fail just as hard she ever did.

EMPRODON: "GET ME FIVE GENESEEDS WITH ATTITUDE."

GO GO POWER MARINES!

>>2633880
FOOL! I >AM< LORD ZEDD!

FUND IT!

>>2633892

But where am I going to find space marines that are the colors of Red, Blue, Yellow, Pink, and Black?

or White or Green?

At the time, I hated that show. Now I realise how mind-numbingly stupid it really is.

And how fucking AWESOME.

She makes my monster grow!

>>2633923
Blood Angles, Ultrasmurfs, Crimson Fisters, pass and Black Temples.

Dunno about white or green.

>>2633926
It also had the most fucking metal theme song of any kids show ever. Go back and listen to it, and compare it to every other kid's show theme.

It's metal by TODAY's standards. And it's what, 15 years old?

>>2633923
Sounds like Ordos Xenos deathwatch

>>2633923
.....really?
Did you really ask that?
The only one I can't come up with a loyalist chapter off the top of my head for is pink.

>>2633937
White Scars and Dark Angels or Salamanders

>>2633937
White = Deathwing / whitescars
Green = Salamander
Pink = SoB

Well you need a token female...

>>2633941
I fucking know, that's why it's so painfully awesome. And the sheer stupidity of it makes it even MORE awesome because you can tell the creators couldn't even be bothered to take it seriously.

The Green Ranger has a knife which when played like a flute randomly causes people to explode. No lasers, no magical beams, no "sonic amplifiers" or shit. It just...causes explosions.

>>2633937
Green- SALAMANDERS YOU TWIT

White- WHITE SCARS YOU TWIT

Combined- RAINBOW LEGION (yes, holy fuck, it IS a real chapter. Good ol' RT days)

>>2633941

For another classic example of metal in kid shows, check out Swat Katz. Anyone who shits on this show because of LOLFURRIES needs to be taken out back and clubbed.

>>2633931

Why did i lol at this?

Grey Knight should be the obligatory 6th Ranger.

Also they'd need at least one SoB to get the requisite girl on the team.

>>2633964
Alternatively, Rescue Rangers. lol Gadget. Also most Don Bluth movies before Land Before Time Sixty-million-and-twelve.

>>2633962
GO GO POWER MARINES

So far:
Red = Blood Angels
Blue = Ultramahreens
Yellow = Crimsonfists
Pink = Sister of Battle(?)
Black = Black Templar
White = White Scar
Green =Salamander

>>2633964
Man, did I ever take that show for GRIMDARK when i was a kid. So... fucking... awesome...

スーパー戦隊シリーズ!

Angry Marines would repaint their armour if it was an excuse to kick even more ass.

Therefor ALL the Power Marines would be Angry Marines

>>2633996

If you want to be as racially insensitive as the first Power Rangers you should probably make Yellow White Scars and Black Salamanders.

>>2634005

Ah, the original, and far superior version, Eldritch Sentai Eldaranger.

>>2633991
PS: The Raccoons.

>>2633996
Crimson fists are blue, you mean imperial fists.

Also, pink could be Soul Drinkers.

White should really be a Grey Knight

Going by PR tradition, each Marine should have a robot that corresponds to their chapter's symbol, that all combine to form a Megaz-I mean, Titan.

Not sure what the SoB'd have though. Or the Grey Knight.

>>2634046
A SoB would have a Penitent Engine. Naturally, it would form the foot of the titan with the SoB still lashed to it.

>>2634046
Their robots will be specialised Knight Suits, to combine into an Imperator Titan, maybe a Warmonger Titan when in another combination. All seven of them form the STC Titan.

>>2634046
Yes. Imperial Fists would have a giant fist.

>>2634038
>crimson
>blue

wat

Why would they even need a Titan? It's just Abaddon.

>>2634118

Abaddon would just be...fuck, I can't even think of who those two bumbling morons were off the top of my head.

Finster would be Ahriman, and Goldar would totally be Kharn.

>>2633941

I'm so picturing the theme being performed by the Imperial rockgroup art floating about, though I'd imagine the words are a bit different.

>>2633941

O hai I improved your Rock Ballad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8XWLRYL6hE

>>2634135

Bulk and Skull.

>>2634178
Never thought it could get MORE metal.

Damn you Shas. I still prefer the original.

>>2634241

I mean the ones in Rita's employ.

But damn you, now I can't unsee an Armless Bulk and Armless Skull bumbling around Angel Hive.

>>2634278

Oh! You mean Squatt and Baboo, then.

>>2634339

Yes, those two idio-Wait a minute, SQUAT and Babo

If we are Making the villains Abbadon and Kharn and co, shouldn't the protagonists be Mighty Morphing Power Kasrkisn?

>>2634365
dohohohoho

>>2634115

The armour is mostly blue, the fists are painted crimson. See pic.

>>2634490

Holy Moses, could their sergeant possibly have a larger power fist without being a dreadnought?

>>2634498
YOU ARE IMPERIAL FISTS
THAT MEANS YOUR FISTS ARE HUGE LIKE THE IMPERIUM

>>2634417
Nah, gotta be Marines. Think about it.
Green -> White Ranger.
Dark Angel promoted to Deathwing.

Reminds me of something some guy coined in a WH40k fanfic of his about life in the Imperium.

"TRANSMORPHERS
ASTARTES IN DISGUISE"

>>2634532
Wait, no, it was "REMORPHERS".

Pink= Pretty Marines.
Duh.

>>2634532

I can see Transformers=IG vehicles


maybe.... Decepticons= Eldar flyers?

Megatron can be a Cobra

>>2634823
Shhhh, Pretty Marines are a dark meme from the past. /tg/ doesn't want to remember them.

>>2634872from the past

THE PAST=.... like what last year?

>>2634178
lacks iconic chorus guitar riff. otherwise, hotblood and win

You called?

>>2634823

pffft, Pretty Marines aren't GAR enough to be in the Power Marines. Maybe that'd be suited for the fail Ranger teams of today, where the whiny red ranger has to have his precious Battlizer just to survive the latter half of the season without his mommy there to help him, but obviously Anon is reminiscing of the Zordon days. And only a Flamer/Bolter Bitch will qualify.

>>2634924
I do believe that a year ago counts as the past.

If you wish to argue otherwise, I would be fascinated to hear your reasoning.

>>2635050
Quantum entanglement causality.

THERE IS NO PAST. ONLY PARTICLE 'SPIN'.

archive this

NOW

Whats the power marines megazord?

>>2635416
Titan.

>>2635449
And what 5 vehicles make up the Titan?

Ah, I remember the first Black Ranger and his, what, Hip-Hop Fu or something? Shit was so cash.

>>2635476
Say, weren't there pics of Transformers 40K running about? Maybe you could look at those and work your way up.

>>2635476

Well someone said the Penitent Engine would be one leg, the Imperial Fist would have a Whirlwind that would somehow split into the two forearms, complete with missile fingers, the Ultramarine could being the Land Raider that would form the main body, and the Blood Angel would have a...custom Angel-looking Land Speeder Tempest that formed the head. The Black Templar I guess would be a Predator to form the other leg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hczbz5OPU8

Green Rangers you say? Gotta go Dark Angels for them, fits all too well. Its all fun and games till someone gets grown.

>>2635520

Goddammit, I'm starting to think of Exodia the Forbidden One now.

>>2635514
Transformer 40k pics

>>2635536

>>2635543
one left

>>2635543
superior colored version

>>2635551
That's all I can find

So we only need one more to finish the Power Marines Titan Megazord

>>2635595

One more? I have five there, that's a complete Megazord.

Of course we'd need to think of a Dragonzord equivalent for whoever becomes the 6th Ranger...