Is this legit?

rolled 6 = 6

>>2578680

Yes.

>>2578718
Well now! I know SOMEONE's getting a latenight visit from their Master! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

>>2578536

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I CAN FINALLY BE THE LITTLE GIRL

THIS IS LEGIT

ANONYMOUS DELIVERS MIGHTILY

Bloody hell, and right after I finally broke down and signed up for a PayPal account. Oh well, I'll use this and buy the pdf anyway; it's only 8bux.

Making a charsheet right now; would Anon like to see it when I'm done?

(Sorry, I'm just excited. Even more so than when I first bought 40K. What's wrong with me, /tg/?)

>Uniform- Miniskirt
>Pet- :V

This will be awesome.

There's definitely something to a game where I can randomly roll to be Actually a Guy...and still just claim I'm a hermaphrodite.

>>2578810
>Bloody hell, and right after I finally broke down and signed up for a PayPal account. Oh well, I'll use this and buy the pdf anyway; it's only 8bux.

Yeah, I was thinking about buying the hard copy but this has pretty much sold me on it.

>>2578810
That's not like you, sure I'll see it.

>>2578810
Yes.

I'm making one too.

My opinion of /jp/ has suddenly improved greatly.
You have my thanks.

God damnit not this again.

Okay, so here we go. Just so you guys know, I did do some choosing; for the 'Secretly a Guy' trait (because there's no way I'm playing unless I get that), and for my Maid Weapon. I also decided to roll another Trait, as I see 'Secretly a Guy' to be part of my background (hope you don't mind), as well because it kinda fits with my other Trait.. The rest are all honest rolls.

Sam Deere, 25, red hair, green eyes.


Athletics 3
Affection 2
Skill 4
Cunning 4
Luck 0
Will 3

Maid Types:
Cool, Heroine

Uniform Color:
Indigo

Special Qualities:
Secretly a Guy, Chicago (Noo Yawk?) Mobster, Nekomimi

Maid Roots:
Unrequited Love

Stress Explosion:
Shopping

Maid Weapon:
Tommy Gun outta freakin' nowhere!

Maid Power:
4-D dress, 'cos a goil's gotta be prepared, see, nyaa!

Favour:
4

Spirit:
30

Is there any reason to use the "basic" character sheet? I can't think of one.

>>2578913
And now that's done, /r/ drawfaggotry and/or a guide to gangster slang and accents.

>Ewen Thanks: [...] and the fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls who >were so enthusiastic about maids (and especially the >ones who actually paid for this).

>fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls
>fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls
>fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls
>fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls
>fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls

>>2578920
Why not? It looks nice, and really suits the feel of the game, in my opinion.

Also shamelessly bumping the thread.

Holy shit, this is awesome.

>>2578965
Haha, oh wow! Where is this?

Ewen, if you're reading this, you're awesome and should feel awesome!

>>2578976
>Also shamelessly bumping the thread.

Stop that.

>>2579001

213 out of 222

they also sorta frown on piracy on that page as well

A Word On PDF Piracy
If you downloaded a pirated version of this product from
the internet... Well, give the game a try! Don't just let this
shit rot on your hard drive, it only takes like 5 minutes to
put a scenario together: So go print out the needed parts,
bring some friends together and throw down a session or
two. We only hope that if you liked it, and got some fun play
out of it, that you guys throw us some money for a genuine
print or PDF version of the game (www.maidrpg.com). It
helps Ewen for all the murderously hard work he did on
the translation (while simultaneously going for a grad degree
and holding down a job, no less!), and encourages us to bring
more nifty Japanese RPGs over into English.

HAHA, NICE

>>2579001

Near the end. There's also a little bit about downloading pdfs and such. Really pulls at the heartstrings.

Good thing I don't call /tg/ my home board, and can just go back to being a soulless /jp/sy.

>>2579001

Page 213, Credits

>Description: Suika !FSwM3CeNMU is a massive faggot.

Baaawwwww

>Maid of the North Star or something...

PAGE 34.

IT MUST BE DONE.

These random tables are the stuff of legends.

Oh, if you want to play a bit of it, there's a session getting set up on irc://irc.irchighway.net/maidrpg.

>>2579054
What, right now?

I like Costume/Item/Event/Weather #126

>>2579017
Mike V could learn a thing or two from Ewan...

I sort of wanted to roll a colombian, Roberta-type, maid, but went for pure random. Has a lot of room for backstory...

Attributes:
Athletics 4
Affection 1
Skill 2
Cunning 2
Luck 2
Will 3

Type: Cool,Boyish
Colors: Navy uniform, Yellow hair, Gray eyes.
Special Qualities:
Accent -> British
Tragic Love -> Killed your Lover
Roots: Self Punishment
Stress Explosion: Alcohol/Drugs
Weapon: Whip
Power: Ultimate Retort
Favor: 2
Spirit: 30
Elizabeth (Liz), 23

>Manly Tears: [...] this must be roleplayed.

Pure Random.

Athletics 1-1 = 0
Affection 2 = 2
Skill 2 = 2
Cunning 1 = 1
Luck 1+1-1 = 1
Will 3+1 = 4

Lolita Heroine

Uniform Color: Sky
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Navy

Special Qualities:
Uniform - Armor
Injury - Blind
Shy

Maid Roots: Self Punishment

Stress Explosion: Rampage

Maid Weapon: Whip

Maid Power: Hard Work

Favour: 4

Spirit: 40

She's a blind, shy lolita knight, wielding a whip and atoning for some dark sin.

...

I don't know what to say.

>>2579096
EH?

>>2579178
>Lolita Heroine
>Hair Color: Navy
>Injury - Blind
>Shy
I now have a boner.

>>2579185

Does the whip do anything for ya? How about when she get stressed, she starts breakin' shit?

Well, if we're now sharing characters...

Ana Maria Villalonga de la Sierra

Spirit 20
Favor 218

Boyish Sexy Maid

Athletics 3
Affection 2
Skill 1
Cunning 2
Luck 2
Will 2

Elf ears
Gynoid
Imaginative

Distant Relative of the master
Uses a whip
You Fight Like A Cow (Ultimate Insult)

Stress Explosion: Stealing
Brown Eyes
Purple Hair
Grey Uniform

I fluffed gynoid to be that she's a patchwork girl. As such, only some of her is made of Elf. She was a mad scientist's daughter, and she died. He sort of was a bit of a serial killer.
For Maid History, he dumped her on the Master, who happened to have gotten "Hates his family"

Anna-Maria is usually just lazy, shiftless, and spends her time half asleep or digging in her ear with her pinky. She's also very violent though. Hence the whip.
I seduced one of the other characters, and have been doting on her like humourously.

Her "Imaginative" trait comes up in what I call "Scenes from a Manga." She does things that are incredibly dramatic, getting manga-esque backgrounds.
Standing on a precipice as waves crash, dressed as a heavily tattooed samurai as she holds the other girl tight. Getting a shojou background as she leans in for a kiss, flower petals everywhere. I think I even specified that the art style changed. I plan on doing more. Maybe staring at someone and having sparks meet from our eyes.

>>2579146
We need a butler, stat!

I'm in the IRC room above, btw.

>>2579205
>>2579185
>Maid Roots: Self Punishment.

Anybody want to be in a campaign on AIM/IRC?

(i rolled this one randomly)

Michelle Kennedy
Age: 14

Pure/Lolita

Princess
Neat Freak
Perversion - Sadist

Uniform - Metallic
Eyes - Gray
Hair - Orange

Roots: Returning a Favor
Stress Explosion: Seclusion
Maid Power: Escape

Weapon - Bazooka

Athletics - 0
Affection - 3
Skill - 2
Cunning - 2
Luck - 3
Will - 2

>>2579240
I'll join up if it's on rizon. irchighway gives me an error with this ISP...

>>2579260
Sure. This gives me a reason to reinstall IRC.

Here's my character, randomly rolled, of course.

Attributes:
Athletics: 1
Affection: 1
Skill: 3
Cunning: 1
Luck: 2
Will: 4

Maid Types: Cool, Heroine
Maid Colors:
Uniform: Rainbow (opalescent sheen)
Eyes: Orange
Hair: Vermillion
Maid Special Qualities: Sickly, Brown Skin, Android/Gynoid
Maid Roots: Slave
Stress Explosion: Rampage
Weapon: Kitchen Knife
Maid Power: Hard Work

Favor: 2
Spirit: 40

Name: Mina Ky
Age: Built 15 years ago (looks 18)

I wound up taking 3 qualities because I didn't want to waste the first roll, even if I forgot to name the tens and ones of the dice beforehand.

Here's the other one I played

Name: Tatsuruya
Age: 325 1/4
"Boyish Heroine"
Athletics-3
Affection-3
Skill-2
Cunning-2
Luck- ;_;
Will-3

Favor 6
Spirit 30

Stress 1
Raven. Not like a writing desk.
Neat Frea-- GODDAMNIT USE A COASTER!
Greedy. The World is not enough, but it's such a perfect place to start.

Innit for the Money.

Ray Gun. Pyewpyew.

Cooked with rabu~<3

Hair: Silver
Eyes: Pink
Unif--bloomers: Red

Tatsurya is a Raven. She was born in a world you may not understand. But that doesn't matter. She left that world. It was not enough for her. And mostly everyone was poor and dirty. She now works to clean up the streets. And make as much money as possible doing it to become filthy stinking rich. As such, she eventually found herself, as ravens often do, working for the Dark Lord --and snazzy dresser-- Roberto.

>>2579270
Also, still trying to figure out how to do Sickly and Android without resorting to LOL computer virus.

>>2579289
She's a poorly put together android. Maybe she shorts out once in a while. Or maybe pieces of her fall off!

>>2579298
Oh lordy, I love that one.

"Excuse me, can you help me find my arm? I think I dropped it over there..."

>>2579306
Heh. She's the Japanese Female Maid version of Fall Apart Rabbit.

>>2579282
>She was born in a world you may not understand.

Ultraviolet was awful.

>>2579335
I almost forgot about that reference...

Athletics: 2
Affection: 1
Skill: 2
Cunning: 2
Luck: 2
Will: 3

Sexy, Cool

Uniform Color: Navy
Eye Color: Orange
Hair Color: Silver

Special Qualities:
Brown Skin
Perversion - Exhibitionist
Gynoid

Maid Roots: Who Knows?
Stress Explosion: Running Away
Maid Weapon: Morningstar
Maid Power: Absolute Maid

Favor: 2
Spirit: 30

So, she's a brown skinned, silver haired gynoid. She's undeniably sexy and an exhibitionist, but since her affection is so low, I bet she comes on too strong. I'm guessing she was originally built as a sex-toy, and though she was reprogrammed to be a maid, her earlier traits still shine through.

>143 Mystical Starfish Weapon
>This is a mystical weapon which looks like a curved 5-arm starfish, with a gem in the center part and blades on the ends of the 5 arms. Sometimes legend refers to it as the name of a polearm.

That was a good film...

>>2579429
The Atari game pretty much sucked, though.

>>2579453
Wow, it's so fail.

Not like Maid RPG! <3

DICE GODS TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO PLAY

2athletics 3
2affection
1skill 0
2cunning 3
1luck
2will 1

sexy +cunning -will
boyish +athletics - skill

eye orange
hair vermilan
outfit red

special qualities
brown skin
magic:Western magic

roots loyalty

stress explosion steal

maid weapon kun fu weapon (sai)

maid power weapon from nowhere

... So I got a nigger magician girl who can pull a weapon from anywhere and steals all the stuff when she gets pissed off?

>>2579485
>boyish
Fappan.

One day, a drawfag will ask for randomly created maids and then go through and sketch the best of them.

Xom, guide my maid to glory!

Athletics: 2
Affection: 1
Skill: 2
Cunning: 2
Luck: 3
Will: 2

Maid Type: Boyish/Cool (Athletics +1, Affection -1)
Maid Colour: Pink uniform, green eyes, navy hair
Qualities: Former prostitute, actually a guy.
Maid Roots: Returning a favour.
Stress Explosion: Seclusion.
Maid Power: Foreboding.
This... this seems like it has the potential for great fucked-upness, especially "returning a favour"

>>2579558
With maid types, make that atheletics 3, affection 0 ;_;

Ah, shit...

I just realized that I promised Ewan/Random that if I got these rules I'd make a Fate/Stay Night based Heroic Spirit table, and a Meido Gear Solid game set up...

Can I make a monster girl maid with it?

>>2579583
>Meido Gear Solid

Oh gods.

>>2579589
Easily!

>>2579583
Picture related

>>2579583

>Meido Gear Solid

MEIDO GEAR?!

Use the animal types table to make a whole mansion of furry maids.

...it is wrong that I want to run Seasons of Change with this

It is also right. Fuck

>>2579591
The inanity of the system lends itself well to a comical troupe of former Special Forces members defending a base from a lone operative, serving a Master that is a terrorist with a secret agenda.

Broom Eagle.

>>2579610
Trannyfetishfic related: http://www.shadowgard.com/~brooke/seasons/Janehome.html

>>2579558
>>2579566
>Xom, guide my maid to glory!
He wanted me to let you know that your no-prize is in the mail.

>>2579609
Each maid is a kemenomimi, like the Raven thing, or the Fox thing. Their name is their Keminomimi type and their Maid weapon.
From there, they're just Special Forces agents turned terrorists, and their Master is the leader, a la Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake, The Boss, and Gene.

>>2579607
You know about Meido Gear?! That's impossible. It's one of the most secret black projects!

Athletics 3
Affection 2
Skill 3
Cunning 3
Luck 2
Will 1

Sexy, pure

Uniform: Yellow/white
Eyes: Orange
Hair: Black

Monster (Werewolf)
Quiet

Maid roots: Infiltrator
Stress explosion: Violence
Maid weapon: Revolver
Maid power: Stalking

Favor: 4
Spirit: 10

Some sort of, maid assassin?
Shiggity.

>>2579746
She's a werewolf.

Whose stress explosion is violence.

Poor, poor Master.

One of the charts has annelids.

"THE MAS-MAS-MASTERRRR FORM IS DEEEEAD, INSEC-SEC-SECT."

>>2579771
*Wikipedia*

So you can shoot tapeworms at people? Weird.

My friend rolled a zombie trap.

...srsly.

>>2579828
SHODAN is your master now, maid!

I created an AIM chat for rolling maids with a group of friends. This will prove to be amusing.

oh god, I just finished reading the items.
.....desu note

Athletics 2-1:2
Affection 3
Skill 2
Cunning 4+1:5
Luck 3+1:4
Will 3-1:2

Lolita, Sexy

Uniform: Orange
Eyes: Beige
Hair: Silver

Delinquent (Sunglasses)
Tragic Love (Lover Died)

Roots: Admirer of Maids
Stress: Crying
Weapon: Kung Fu Weapon (Tonfa)
Power: Mockery

Favor: 6
Spirit: 20

...
I don't quite know WHAT to make of this.
Rather interesting for my first character ever.

>>2580021
Somehow the random generation always seems to make weird, yet cohesive characters.

>>2579851

We all rolled them up, but now I am being forced to run it.

I did not prepare.

Fuck.

>>2580122
As logical as it seemed it would be, don't send them on chores.

Encourage roleplay. Best case scenario, their personalities resonate with each other and maybe you get a manzai routine going without you meaning to.

When all else fails, crash a giant robot through the side of the mansion and take it from there. Why is there a giant robot? Who's controlling it? Why attack the mansion of all places?

...I mean, it doesn't have to be a giant robot. I'm just speaking figuratively.

>>2580100
So, what, RP a sexy loli, who always wears sunglasses, has a tragic love life, that admires maids, cries to relieve stress, and uses tonfas to mock people?

kinda a big step, isn't it?
where should I start if i've never played one of these things before (i'm from /k/ and /jp/.)?

I saw a game...I didn't watch the whole thing, so maybe there were additional plot twists...but anyway, the GM got the maids introduced to each other, then introduced the Mistress--

And then killed the Mistress off.

Oh, by the way, apparently the Mistress was also bankrupt.

Oh, by the way by the way, the big party's about to start.

I have no idea what happened next, but it was probably like Weekend at Bernie's.

Do character creation together with everyone. You can all laugh at the crazy shit that comes up, and it gives time for everyone to flesh out their characters in their heads.

>>2580192

Truth.

>>2580164
It's entirely doable. You've got this loli who tries very hard to be older than she is. Acting sexy, wearing sunglasses (makes her look like a tough Yakuza), talking smack, and using blunt weaponry. She does this because the one she was in love with died tragically, and she never wants to be that vulnerable again. However, she secretly admires the meekness and dedication of the maids. When things get to be too much for the tough little loli, though, her childlike nature comes back and she breaks down crying.

>>2580236
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Also, >>2580164 little /jp/ling, tomorrow I just might run a game for a few hours. Would you like to join in with your sexy loli maid who beats people with Tonfas and cries when things are too much for her?
If not, you're welcome to sit in.

Of course, if not tomorrow, I DO plan to do it some time. I have to get to know it to write a module for it. And I /will/ write a module. I promised I would if I got my hands on it less than legally.

>>2580236
...
That's just crazy enough to work!

And now to find a group/crew/whatever that will accept a square 1 newbie (or find one at all)

>>2580260
Damn, you read my mind.

Why sure, how should we set this up?

>>2580277
See >>2580260
I am fond of crafting a young mind. Mostly because I'm still new myself, but as Meido is ruleslite, I can let my inner GM run wild.

>>2580288
I'm thinking 2-3 Eastern Standard Time. Is that good for you? If this thread or one like it is up, I'll post the info there. Chances are, the room will be on Rizon's IRC. I've got a dicebot and everything.

>>2580319
that's about 5-6 PST, right?

sure, works for me, not foreseeing anything.

I want to try this, but I doubt my usual group I play games with would be interested.

>>2580356
<Cough> >>2580319
So that's two of you?

I'm confident enough for perhaps two more of you, as well as a bunch of lookyloos.

I'd like to once more thank the OP for providing the link.

>>2580389
I'd once again like to both thank OP for providing the link, and Neko Ewan for making it. I'm not sure what UsuallyRandom did besides playtests, but they were fun so I thank him as well...

More importantly, I'd like to stress that I will make something for this.


You see, the more I say it, the more likely I am to do it. I'm conditioning myself. Will it work? Who knows.

I have like 7 players right now.

>:

http://pastebin.com/m2308b452

Logs of my first Maid RPG DM'in experience. Don't look if you're sensitive towards sterotypes of Spaniards and Mexicans.

>>2579524
That's what I like to do myself. Just make a few SQ rolls, go onto an art board and throw out the request. Pic very related.

Hope people enjoy the game, and let me know when they'll be forming a game session. (I would like to play the game sometime too, y'know ;) )

Also, for those interested in playing guys without being stuck as the Butler- here's the Stewards!
http://yarukizero.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/stewards.pdf

>>2580403
I also edited the game book, and still heavily promote it along with working with Ewen and Andy on any kind of con/demo stuff.

>>2580387
then it's set.
I'll look in this thread around the time, and failing that, the whole of /tg/.

for now, SLEEEEEP

>>2580416
You know, Ran, I'd be willing to be your GM...

Be a bit nervwracking with you, though, but I'd give it a shot. More importantly, when is OUR next game? You did say we'd continue, right?

I was actually thinking of Anna-Maria before I saw this thread.

I knew this day would come. I knew it, and.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THE DAY IS MINE! MINE!

I wanna play as a fox-tailed meido. Banished from the spirit realm, she has to serve the Master as punishment.

Hmm, I might have to try GMing this soon.

Oh God.

Naming them has turned out to be the best part.

Over on sup/tg/, I know they made a character creator for Dark Heresy, which is all random rolls just like this.

We need to get one of those character generators coded up for instant maid action.

>>2580487
Hrm.

I have what amounts to Flash classes on Saturdays.
I think I know what my final might be.
Would that contribution make up for my blatant piracy, Ran?
:V

>>2580487

Actually, thats a pretty good idea, I'll see if LL wants to do it. I'm sure UR would be fine with it.

>>2580505
>>2580499
The hard part would be getting in all the various optional tables.

>>2580522
Actually, truth be told with time and patience, I could do it in Visual Basic.

Have it roll randomly,
If dice = 1 Then
blahblahblah
Else if dice = 2 then
blahblahblah
Elseif dice = 3 then
blahblahblah.
End if.

Of course, I haven't used VB in six months and I don't have the program, but still. It would be fairly simple.
Subtables would be
If dice = 1 then
rerollan on blah.
else if rerollan on blahblah
etcetera I'm tired leave me alone.

>>2580505
That would be pretty damn cool to see in play. Just be sure to have a default setting and abilties to turn on and off the different tables ( say if you didn't want weapons, some or all of the colors and assignments of said colors, Maid Roots, Truama, Explosion and so on), as well as allow the setting of Special Qualities and individual rerolling of items to avoid having to be forced to re-roll the entire thing.

A dream version would be a character generator that one could download to use and print out, for those on the go...

>>2580548
CASE

LERNS IT.

>>2580522
Oh, Optional. Yeah, that'd be easy too.

Hrm. I can see what it would look like already... blank labels with all the fields, button next to it... And here I thought Rocket's class would be useless because no one in the industry uses VB.

I need sleep.

>>2580548
Yuck, you'd be better off with a text file for each table, and just having it print the line that corresponds the die roll.

>>2580487
>>2580505
>>2580522

Oh God, I just finished 2.0 of the DH chargen and you already want me to start working on another one?

Let me take a look at the PDF. Speaking of which, as long as I learned how to do it, are there any writable PDF character sheets yet? I'm only passingly familiar with the game (I never played in the games run on sup/tg/), but since it seems like the character creation is almost completely roll-based (with options) it's mostly (like DH and WHFRP) data entry.

I suppose this is the perfect time to start checking it out, with DH finally done and now that I'm between projects. Let me get the PDF and take a look; if UR has input on what he thinks of an online chargen I'd be happy to hear it.

>>2580552

Well UR, come in and yell at LordLicorice. He is interested at least. Also, Highlander Maid game. Once I get the book, I'm running this.

>>2580556
wut?

SIX MONTHS!
I'll just learn a bit of Action script and make a Flash based meidomaker. Then it'd be able to give hairstyles and such. I know a guy who's got a random bookloli table set up based on Demonbane...

Of course, I'll also promptly forget actionscript.

>>2580433
If you like. We can continue with the scenario and storyline we played just now, or we could start something new entirely (which might be a necessity if you're going to take over DM duties). Honestly, I'm all for restarting; like I said, I'm not too familiar with Maid animes, and I think I came across as less 'wacky maid adventure' and more 'slapstick Keystone Kops'; I need a weeaboo here, man!

As for the next game, I'm hoping for this coming Sunday, actually.

Me and my friends are trying out this game right now. Guess what I instantly roll for type. Sexy Lolita. Should be fun. Thanks OP thank you and /jp/.

>>2580562
I know what I'm doing, don't worry. It's just that I'm tired and I don't know what I'm doing.
I can't even remember the names of the thing I'm talking about. Listbox? Maybe...
Something...

>>2580499
Well, when I said that, I didn't just mean you... I'd like to see people give back to the game. Run some games for friends/strangers/bitter enemies, make a new random table or two, come up with a full adventure. Draw some kewl maid doodles/comics. Whatever your fancy.

Just add to the game in some manner.

As scary as it sounds, let's make this puppy grow. :)

>>2580570

>hairstyles and such

Do you mean actual hairstyles, as in an accompanying paperdoll for characters, or as in the table itself? I *just* (as in, yesterday/the day before) finished 2.0 of the DH chargen, which lets you select... well, everything necessary for a first-level Inquisitor:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/dhadvanced.html

I hate actively advertising stuff I put on sup/tg/, though this seems like a good chance to show what the Maid RPG chargen would kinda look like overall in terms of presentation and customization (e.g. edge conditions and special tables are absolutely not a problem for me).

But getting back to the paperdoll, that was the first thing that popped into my head when I heard Maid RPG was out. If there are artists available, it would be pretty badass to modify the paperdoll to go with the selected character... though I'm sure it would be ridiculous to code and a massive resource drain on my bandwidth, it's a neat idea to toy with.

>>2580575
That being said, I'd be grateful if we could keep Don Cardenio Cervantes Alejandro de la Vega and his mariachis.

>>2580580
I've never bothered to do anything with visual basic besides installing it for people.

You would have to find out the functions it uses for file reading.

>>2580615
Don't forget the trumpets.

>>2580602
I think some sort of "maid portrait generator" should just be an extra project.

I'll be logging onto IRC right now.

>>2580628
THE TRUMPETS DO NOT EXIST. THEY NEVER DID. THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS TRUMPETS, CITIZEN.

>>2580647
THEY DO EXIST! I SAW THEM WITH MY OWN EYES!

>>2580652
Tosh, there's no such thing.

>>2580575
Oh, no, no, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to take steal your group or anything... I was just putting on of my own together for a one shot. And I was asking Ran when the next game is for me and the Touhouguys. I'm playing as >>2579209 Anna-Maria. When we last left, we were all transported into the Cow Level from Diablo. The entire mansion.
And after I made out with one of the other characters, he prude of the group Mazed me like the loli of pain and I had to use concentrated love to blow a hole through everything. It turns out it was a complicated Touhou reference that went over my head. I had to point it at something I didn't like, fill the device with love, and blast it to hell.

>>2580594
Well, I really would like to wrack my brain for a Noble Spirit table, and I really would like to make a Meido Gear Solid module.


>>2580602
Well, he doesn't have a paper doll or anything, but he has charts. You roll and it gives you things like top, bottom, hair accessories, personality, eyes, hair colour, stuff like that.
Also, one of the options is topless... I got an interesting combination of a topless loli in cargo pants with berets.

>>2580625
Did I mention I don't plan to be the programmer of the group? Did I also mention that I have spent the entire day NOT texturing my model? God I suck.

Picture related. All I've done with it is... well, I changed the colour, but other than that I just exported it. I took it into Zbrush and was GOING to paint it, I swear... but, uh... I don't know, it disappeared or something. Someone must have closed it out while I was in the bathroom. It wasn't my fault.

>>2580172
That sounds awesome!

>>2580652
..Oh, okay then. Carry on.

>>2580681
>Did I mention I don't plan to be the programmer of the group?
I was mainly thinking aloud, in a sense.

>>2580678
Is there anything you won't put a monocle on?

And I try not to think outloud... usually it ends up as "dicksdicksdicks I should go make some eggs or look at pornography"
Like right now...

WHY AM I DOING THIS?

Athletics: 5 (6)
Affection: 5
Skill: 11 (10)
Cunning: 9 (10)
Luck: 8
Will: 5 (4)

Type: Boyish/Sexy

Pink and White clothes,
Red hair and eyes.

Features: Freckles, Perverted (Masochist), Ace of Spades symbol

Roots: Bridal Training
Stress Explosion: Violence
Weapon: Revolver
Skill: Lie Detector.

So I've ended up with a BDSM rock chick who listens to Motorhead and shoots people? FUCK YES!

>>2580712
>WHY AM I DOING THIS?
>I've ended up with a BDSM rock chick who listens to Motorhead and shoots people

You've answered your own question, Anon.

>>2580712
Don't forget to divide your stat results by 3 to get the final number.

>>2580682
It really does. Do you have some method where the maids can get alternative sources of favor?

>>2580744

Couldn't you hand out favor as not a single person thing, but more of from the various groups that will be involved?
Other caterers, party guests, etc. Treat the group as what would be the master.

Obviously master-related encounters are out the door.

>>2580786
I suppose that's very doable. There's been talk about an adventure where the characters work at a Maid Cafe.
Also, the master focused ones could still be in play for the guests... just choose a prominent guest to get hit with that event.

Athletics 3
Affection 2 (3 -1)
Skill 5 (4 +1)
Cunning 3
Luck 3
Will 2

Type:
Cool

Blonde hair and blue dress

Special Qualities:
Delinquent (Sunglasses), Haircut (Flattop), Perversion (Womanizer)

Maid Roots:
Who knows?

Stress Explosion:
Alcohol

Maid Weapon:
Machine gun, Boots

Maid Power:
Immune to Pain

Favour:
4

Spirit:
20

Bump to keep this up until tomorrow.

/r/ stats for china

Say, if anyone from my game is still watching? I just rolled myself up an awesome butler, and I was wondering if I can use her.

Yes. HER.

Let's do this right this time, HEAVEN OR HELL!

Athletics: 1
Affection: 2 (1)
Skill: 1 (2)
Cunning: 2
Luck: 2 (1)
Will: 2 (3)

Types: Cool/Heroine
Clothes: Beige and Brown
Outfit: Doctor (+Damage)
Item: Monocle
Hair/Eyes: Pink Hair/Gold Eyes

Qualities: Magic (Necromancy), Glasses, Criminal Tendencies (Pyromaniac)

Roots: Admirer of Maids
Stress Explosion: Gambling
Weapon: Book
Power: Tenacity
Trauma: Betrayed a close friend
Complex: Sickly

I appear to have created DESU FABIUS BILE. FUCK YES AGAIN.

>>2580982
China is NO MAID.

>>2581016
She's a maid in a special uniform.

>>2581016

She's the maid's girlfriend. Doesn't that count?

>>2581012
>DESU FABIUS BILE

DRAWFAAAGS!

>>2581027
You misspelled 'bitch.'
The fact it could apply to either 'girlfriend' or 'maid' notwithstanding.

>>2581024
No she's not.

>>2581027
Not especially.

>>2581054
I lol'd heartily.

moar

I suggest Colossal Fagot be the one to design the paperdoll sprites for the maid generator, if such a thing is ever created. He draws cute and funny characters, and he's fast.

OH GOD I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER:

ATH 4 (5) (7)
AFF 1 (0)
SKI 3 (3)
CUN 1
LUK 3
WIL 1

Type: Cool/Boyish

Colour: Green/Black
Outfit: Military Uniform with Blood Spatter (RIP AND TEAR)
Eyes: Red
Hair: Black
Trauma: Betrayed by close friend (NO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS)
Complex: Muscular (WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF), Impulsive (HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN)

Qualities: Pentagram Symbol, Bad Expression, Killer, (Soldier)

Roots: Revenge (I MUST KILL THE DEMONS)
Stress Explosion: Violence (I'M A BERSERKER PACKING MAID AND A HALF)
Weapon: Chainsaw/Double-Barrel Shotgun (RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS)
Power: Giant Weapon (BFG9000)
Items: Killer Intent (Chainsaw), Texas-sized Steak, Nuke

Who wouldn't want the Doom Guy in a frilly dress in their game, though?

My character is a sexy, boyish, and cunning girl, who is actually a shinigami with an overactive imagination. She got into the maid business to get revenge on her master, who has wronged her in a past encounter by committing an unspeakable act. Her special maid power is to have traps already there. Her Weapon is a scalpel. Her stress explosion is mischief, where she plays tricks on others.

Basically, Kirako.

>>2581514
Okay, there's NO WAY you could have rolled this randomly, I refuse to believe it.

That being said, I'd allow it so hard...

Hey guys I just finished playing this with a 40k theme. Our master was a Rogue Trader and we were his maids. We went and traded with the Tau, then space marines attacked, and the Inquisition tried to arrest us for dealing with aliens. Shit was so heretical.

Can you play as a maid that can stop time?

I rolled most of it randomly, and then filled in the gaps. I got the stats and Types, and then once I got Symbol: Star (five points) and Criminal (Killer) along with Revenge and Weapon: Chainsaw I found myself wondering what to do then.

So I fudged some other rolls and ended up with the Doom Guy. Incidently, he only needs a 2+ to succeed on Impossible athletics tests, which I take to mean he just chainsaws anything in his way.

>>2581728
I think that just may be possible.

>>2581732

This is in relation to >>2581636

Soooooo... can you play as a butler?
With female master?

>>2581754

Yup.

Masters can be of either gender.

>>2581754
There are butler creation rules too.

>Mysterious Vibrating Egg
>A truly mysterious device. Its shape and effects are secret and wholly unknown. Although it is a Tool, it can be equipped by strapping it with tape to one’s body (One’s neck? One’s arm? No one seems to know), and any Favor gained while it is equipped is doubled. However, it makes your breathing labored while it is equipped. It also scatters one’s mind, making it very hard to concentrate.

OK

Personally, I'm going to buy this game anyway, to encourage further translations of other games. But I also thank the OP for putting it up.

>>2581777

HA HA HA, OH WOW.

>>2581777
lol whut?

>>2581781
Agreed. Next chance I get, I want to buy a physical copy of this, if only to encourage Ewen & Co to do more.

this is mine I it rolled randomly

Athletics:1+1
affection:3-1
skill:2
cunning:3
luck:3
will:2

Favors:4
Sprit:20
Boyish
cool

brown uniform
white hair
vermillion eyes

Special Qualitie:
dark Past -> former killer
shapeshifter -> snake

Maid root:
Admirer of maids

Stress explosion:
Racing

maid weapon:
bomb/grenade

Maid Power:
coercion (damn I wish I had higher cunning for more nakedness goodie)

Complex:
short
physical affection

>Soooooo... can you play as a butler?
>With female master?
Whoa, that actually might be a cool idea for a game

>>2581806
well you could alway try to get
Actually A Guy You’re actually a guy (cross-dresser?). Or possibly a hermaphrodite. + boyish and will 3+
and later buy
55 Beauty In Male Disguise
Cost: 20
Requirements: Maid Types must include Boyish, Will 3
or higher.
Restrictions: None
Benefits:
Excellence: Add +2 to the die roll for all actions.
Notes: The character dresses as a man to participate in
sports or some such. Some of her charm that transcends
gender shines through, while other things are lost.

>>2581834
Or just play as a butler. Check page 55 of the PDF.

Might be fun to play this with my girlfriend.

>>2581806
I would like to play a laid back dude with long hair and John Lennon glasses who enjoys his simple life as butler and playing on his guitar outside the mansion in free time.
His ability would be talking to spirits of dead, he learned playing guitar this way by speaking to ghosts of dead rock stars.
All day he tries to take it easy cuz his Stress Explosion is personality change.
He becomes aggressive and energized member of metal band, where only he is alive.
Also does cocaine.
His Mistress like him but more for his "final form" then his usual self.

>>2581881
I don't believe you have a girlfriend.

>>2581884
forgot my pic

>>2581924
Both me and the other white guy in my gaming group have wiccan girlfriends. They are standard issue, I thought we all got one. For some reason, he is skerd to bring her to the game.

I am your new butler.
What you do now?

>I am your new butler.
>What you do now?

>>2581984
Fund your sex change operation.

>>2581975
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
RAPERAPERAPE

>wiccan girlfriends

Worthless sluts. Bang 'em and drop 'em, trust me. They'll be fucking someone else within a week.

Just be sure to wrap it up before you stick it in.

>>2581981

lolwicca

>>2582049
Well his is a virgin, as is he, at any rate.

>>2581777
If you liked that check out what they cut out:
http://maid-rpg.googlegroups.com/web/MaidRPG_Nun_Approved.pdf?hl=en&gda=3t-cR0oAAAAy3MqRdpwsY0B_
EoHEJNvTY7y_iBAKiF1lMFK2N2X7txBfjk0_yrDV-TpXIx57jORNvqCUh-zYXXTCXoKXrT6f_e3Wg0GnqfdKOwDqUih1tA

Oh dear. I wrote some variables for the IRC dicebot in my IRC channel, so that it could generate maids with much rapidity. On my second try, this is the result I got: <Schala> [Solve] __________, your result was: Base Stats - 4 Ath; 2 Aff; 3 Skl; 3 Cng; 2 Lck; 3 Wil | Maid Types - Boyish (Ath +1 Skll -1); Boyish (Ath +1 Skll -1) | Maid Colors - Black; Vermillion; Red | SQs - Nekomimi; Relationship (Sibling) or Perversion (Sadist); Actually A Guy; Magic (Necromancer); Monster (Succubus) | Maid Roots - Mistress | Stress Explosion - Violence | Maid Weapon - Halberd/Pole Arm (Added by Adslahnit.)

I also rolled for my Athletics maid power later and got Giant Weapon, effectively giving me 7 Athletics whenever I get into a fight. Another person in the channel rolled for the master, who ended up being a 14-year-old boy who had Boyish as his favored maid type. In other words, I'm NEKOMIMI INCUBUS NECROMANCER SADIST LU BU.

Gentlemen.

irc.rizon.net
#naughtythoughtsarebad
I thought that that room name was appropriate.

We won't be starting yet, as I was incredibly tired last night, and didn't actually read much of the rulebook, but the early bird catches the worm, as they say.

this looks kile a hell lotta fun, but it's also kinda ... gay?! I mean I can totaly imagine playing this game with a bunch of hot girls playing maids and trying to please me, as I am their goshujinsama. but with a bunch of smelly guys... urghs..

>>2582288
Channel changed to make use of tha supra meido dicebot >>2582209 here.

irc.aniverse.com
#Naughtythoughtsarebad

>>2580164
I do hope that the little /jp/ling sees things...

FUKKEN SCORE!

we need a thread to coordinate all the games planned for this.

We've decided that we're going to start a game right now, and then have another one afterwards.

We're getting ready to start the first game.

I tried making a character a few minutes ago, with 5 random traits. I got Freckles, wears a collar, greedy, hates her siblings, and even more freckles.
Oh, and my special power was: +1 to cleaning.
Clearly the random number god hates me.

>>2582507
probably won't be able to get on the first game but will probably for the next one. I'm guessing it's a better idea to use your character's name as your nick, right?

>>2582944
That it is

>>2582340
The teenage male master is currently being forcefully seduced by a demonic Lu Bu (who's actually a 'maid') in this game. Shit is hilarious.

Timecheck post.

Crazy yakuza loli guy here.