what the fuck is this about?

>>2481918
Oh fuck, yeah, new guy, sorry your exp doesn't carry over from /k/'s game, but, uh, you've gotten 23,235. I dunno if /k/'s DM would be willing to let you run with that, but whatever, you enjoyed a vorpal SVD for a while at least.

Group is WAY too damn big.

AHEM, you forgot my karma, nigger.

Wouldn't it be awesome if Moot ended /tg/ like this? If he just had enough of our shit he said, "Here's your exp, now fuck your board."

>>2481953

No, not really.

>>2481930
I have no idea what is going on.

D=

rolled 23 = 23

>>2481934
What? God damn it I need a list. That's it, next game, five players max.

I dunno. I'll roll a d100, take that.

...damn, i guess i need to speak up more.

there was a time when i was known moderately well, i swear it!

>Oh and 35,000 and a Repost Mastery for AXC
Wait, what about my bonus XP for answering questions about OD&D and AD&D 1e?

First I was confused. Then I lol'd heartily. Well played DM, well played.

>>2481968

Holy shit, up to 100 karma for one run?

You're the best!

I think I'm gonna get that new cyberware I wanted.

Say, why are all you guys dressed up all old timey with robes and st-

What? Oh.

Oh okay. Sorry.

>>2481953
Don't you think it'd be a "rocks fall, everybody b&" instead?

>>2481972
NNNNNNNNNGFFFFfffine. You deserve more than EDWARD anyway. 50,000, but expect me to play on that flaw of yours from before!

Oh fuck, Random Disco Ball of Tzeentch? First, quit changing your name, second, quit creeping me out, third, 91,000, and you're picked for the Engel program. And no, I'm not going to DM THAT. Fade to black is fine.

God, I know I'm missing someone else... Cobra Commander? No, he left...

Good game. Got a bit bad towards the end of this session however. DM, no offense, but don't let your little brother drag all his friends in while we're playing, please? At least they start school now.

>>2481988
Logic Ninja?

>>2481988
I should have continued with my fighter with basket weaving from the previous game.

>>2481993
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm sorry. That COMPLETELY fucked up all my plot lines, so barring some work and patience on your behalf, they aren't going to get wrapped up.
>>2481996
Oh God damn it, all these new guys, jeez, I dunno lemme google casualties and see what the first number I come up with is. Looks like 4,150. Seriously, it's flattering guys, but I can only DM for so many people.

>>2481993
They were all so excited for 4e too...

>>2481988
>Oh fuck, Random Disco Ball of Tzeentch? First, quit changing your name, second, quit creeping me out, third, 91,000, and you're picked for the Engel program. And no, I'm not going to DM THAT. Fade to black is fine.

Wait, 91,000 XP? We're not playing Dark Heres-

*looks at character sheet*

*whistles innocently*

WHAT THE FUCK. I appear to have missed something here....

>>2482015
But basketweaving was overpowered it didn't even feel fun.

Oh well, if we're doing rifts, then I'm about rolling up a Dragon Juicer.

>>2482064
Says the person who played a scarf knitter.

>>2482036
I...Alright, HOW many people have I been DMing for anyway?

God fucking damn it. I thought leaving the writefags and drawfags for tomorrow would save me time.

Okay. 64,000. And, uh, roll a boon from your God on the appropriate table.
>>2481970
Oh, the agoraphobe? Or am I misremembering again? Took me a bit- what the hey, I liked your flaw. D45000+90000, I'll let you roll it.

So guiz, can i haz a character from the game you're playing?

rolled 11196 + 90000 = 101196

>>2482077
does the dice command work for numbers this large?

Anybody who would seriously look at RIFTS(TM) is someone I don't want to play with. It's like someone decided that D&D would be better if it were ten times as wildly imbalanced and a hundred times as complicated.

>>2482074
Come on, I only optimized for that skill when I was told that we'd need to get our own clothes. It was useful, admit it.

>>2482100
pretty good for not contributing anything for almost a year

I'd join, if you have room.

>>2482102
But see, people play Rifts for the setting, it's compelling enough to close a blind eye to the system.

On the other hand, there is nothing appealing about D&D except that it is handily available, widely recognized, well marketed and very supported.

>>2482100
Looks like it.
>>2482086
Quite frankly, I don't know WHAT game I was DMing...
>>2482102
That's why I picked it! The less players that better!

But it appears not to have worked. Maybe SLA will ward 'em off?

God, never mind. I'm just going to bed. Night guys, get another DM if you want to keep playing.

...consarnit jerks can't even stick to the viral marketing quest without being railroaded...

What?

Changing my alignment?! Damnit, next you'll tell me I pissed off my deity.

Damnit, I need to figure things out. Can I tweak my sheet before next week? I mean, this is kinda big. I coulda been given a warning or something.

WHAT A GREAT PLACE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR TALK TO YOUR PLAYERS VAGUELY.
OH, AND DOCKING YOUR CHARACTERS EXP FOR THINGS LIKE BEING LATE OR BEING UNCREATIVE IS A GREAT WAY TO ENCOURAGE THEM, FAGGOT.

>>2482151
PROBABLY the trolling.

>>2482104
I was perfectly fine without clothes.
Thank you very much.

>>2482172

Somebodies paying for snacks during the next campaign.

>>2482191
I don't troll! Everything I do is completely in character!

I'm such a minor tripfag i'm surprised i got a mention...

That being said, i kinda like the vagueness i've been working with. it lets me adapt, you know? If i have to focus, i'll just go with creating stuff.

IS THIS THREAD BEING MADE OF LIES? i dont understand... is /tg/ the game we were playing?

IM SO CONFUSED.

>>2482215
>is /tg/ the game we were playing?
>is /tg/ the game we were
>is /tg/ the game
>the game

Hah! I got the most exp!

>>2482238
Yeah, but since you have 1,000,000,000 characters, you have to split the xp among them.

>>2482244
Oh God damn it.

Alright, I'm putting all those sweet sweet XP's in more levels of Monk. Watch out, a few thousand more and my fists are up to 3d12 per hit.

sage

>>2482261
I told you that you should at least roll a namefag, but no you wanted to be a hiveminded collective.

>>2482274
But the hiveminded collective was so unique!

I wanna play "Jabba o' Cthulhu" next!

>>2482279
You just liked it because you thought you could get huge bonuses on sages. That doesn't start until level 3, which will take you another 1000 sessions at this rate.

You should have namefagged. This way you don't catch the tripfag flak, and if you ever fuck up spectaculraly you can pretend it's someone else pretending to be you.

In before someone else pretending to be me.

>>2482288
Eldritch funk!

>>2482151
You should halt your Knight of the Holy Grail progression and focus on Crusader more. And get a cohort, you've got Leadership but aren't using it at all.

>>2482222
Fuck. Do we need to reroll now? My kobold Divine Minion was already level 4!

>>2482296

I totally should have showed up to sessions more often

>>2482296
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

>>2482307
>>2482296
Haha! No exp for you!

>>2482308

I rest my case.

>>2482307
I told you I'd give you a ride over.

>>2482301
Damnit, Murmur, you know I have no clue what you're saying when you talk like that...

Though I guess a Cohort DOES sound pretty good...

Nothing like someone who does whatever you tell them. I could get my very own Mini-me.
I could have them dress like me, and act like me. And more importantly, they could carry my stuff.

>>2482077

I've got all the blessing and curses from my Goddess I'll ever want thank you.

Rolling randomly is kind of dangerous for the glory that is her capriciousness.

Does anyone remember me? I was the guy that managed to bioengineer a team of five 29 foot tall, fire breathing, feels no pain, doesn't bleed, and doesn't have any critical organs dwarfs? ...And then got them killed by a small group of five wolves?

I really should have picked something else then a bunch of random slaves I managed to pick up from those goblin slavers.

So, uh, we need a new DM to dole out more experience I guess.

>>2482332
I mean, it sounded like a good idea at the time. I mean, I would have gotten something more then kids, but I was short on cash. Or at least cash to buy slaves. I mean, I had to buy those fuckers in bulk by the end of it. They kept fucking dieing from all the hideous experiments.

And then once I got it right, and I started setting fire to the country side, I ran into those fucking wolves...

>>2481988
>>2481909
Lets see, 35,000 for the uploads, and 50,000 for my answers about pre-3rd D&D. That means 8508 advances, and puts me up past legendary.

>>2482326
in before semenonfigure

>>2482361
Besides, do you guys remember how my mutant children managed to completely wipe out that goblin tower for us? You know, when we got hired by those dwarfs who were upset because the slavers from there kept stealing their children to sale them to me? Poetic irony that was. AND we wound up with a kick ass tower made of obsidian. Well, right until the dwarfs found about my experiments and decided to institute a tower drop.

>>2482208

You are insignificant.

Nobody cares.

>>2482324
Just hand me your character sheet.

>>2482332
>>2482361
You should have asked for a +1 Scarf of Fortification. They are cheap and sturdy.

>>2482397
That was MY goblin tower, numbskull.

If I uh, finished that write up on The Raven Queen, how much XP would that net me?

What about some writefaggotry? I'm so new, my character is weeeeeaksauce.

Wh.. what's going on..?

I.. I'm confused!

AAAAUUGH!

*starts smiting random people*

rolled 93 = 93

>>2482346

Well, fuck. I'll take up the slack then.

You get 45,000 for that trick with the lightbulb. Good job.

>>2482417
How the hell was I to know they left fucking paper work of our illegal exchanges? What the fuck kind of criminals does THAT? And did you really expect anything to survive the inferno that happened when my abominations opened up the first wave of dragon fire? Because I sure as hell didn't. I was surprised the tower even survived.

>omfg guise wwhats going on? i dunot get it. its a a game?? wtff!1?!1

So... am I the only one wanting to stat up our local namefags in the Savageworlds system right now?

Hey guys, any idea what class i should go into? I really should specify. then the DM might actually start telling me how much XP i got.

Aww, I thought I'd get some experience for this.

Damn.

>>2482414
Fine, here.

You know I hate having you do everything, but I'll be damned if I can figure out all these rules. There's so much minutia.

>>2482464
I've just been pooling all my stuff into Evil Scientist and Necromancer.

With any hope, I can turn into some kind of horrible Mechanical Lich abomination.

>>2482463
We all get the obese hindrance.

what the shit is this shit about?

>>2482493
Hey, I've been naturally skinny since childhood.

>>2482506
Hey, you get an extra point of toughness in exchange for a reduced movement rate.

>>2482492

My notes are, currently, illegible, through a combination of bad handwriting and peculiar substances, plus rogue machinery... i have a feeling this won't go down well with the DM. especially since i've been doing so little the past few sessions.

How much do I get for writing /tg/ porn?

Would general writefaggotry be worth more or less than the porn?

Not that I can properly lay claim to but a scant few things, as I did the porn as an anon..

>>2482512
Please, that's nothing I can't get through horrific experiments. I don't have to be fat to be a tank.

Trust me, I have learned that there is nothing in this world that can't be solved by throwing enough horrific experiments at it.

>>2482512
..I'd rather have my movement rate intact, thanks.

huh

>>2482536
Sounds like someone's up for some horrific experiments then.

Oh well, I'm busy rolling up my Dragon Juicer. Just call me, and let me know when the next session starts.

>>2482594
I worship Xom, sir.

>>2482642
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by that, but I'm positive it's nothing that can't be fixed by throwing enough horrific experiment at it.

Why isnt MR. RAGE a part of this?

>>2482708
Because he's not a worthless attention whoring tripfag?

>>2482708
He berserked when he shouldn't have and managed a full TPK.

After that, we haven't really been on very good terms with him, game wise. Great guy really, but still. Ticked most of us the hell off.

>>2482540
seriously guys what the fuck is going on

I'm in a game I don't know about? what the fuck

...And Logic Ninja?

>>2482732
Man, you should know. It wasn't for that fucking mystic orb you had on you when Mr. Rage accidentally managed to kill us all, we'd all had to reroll.

Thank god for poorly secured magical items, that all I have to say. If that thing hadn't managed to shatter on the ground when the guards filled you with arrows, the paper work would have been monstrous.

>>2482701
Xom is an insane god of Chaos.

He delights in doing random shit to his followers. I don't have this name for no reason..

>>2482732
Need a scarf? I can craft you one.

>>2482741
what is going on here

I don't recall being in this game

sure is an impostor in here

You can tell it's not WFRP, because everyone's still around.

>>2482756
Well, Murm? You've looked it over, what can you tell me?

Am I going to be better off just rerolling?

I mean, I don't want to be dealing the MASSIVE DAMAGE you guys are, but I'd like to do... something.

>>2482753
Mind you, if you DID have the name at total random, it would be apt.

>>2482781
I just rolled alot of Fate Points.
>>2482769
You didn't realize that you were playing The Game?

Can I join the party?

I'm CN, but I promise not to go LOL SO RANDUM on you guys or TPK. I'm only the lovably off balance kind of CN.

And Xom hasn't tried to kill me once yet! I even got a demon army escort! Three times! So you know I'm lucky as hell if nothing else.

>>2482783
Yeah, believe me, since we got divine rank the DM got TOO rough with us. And the worst part is that we can't die, so he's being... creative.

Anyway, how about a succubus specialized in posession as a cohort?

>>2482836
I have to admit, I have been letting lose my scientific abominations a little freely lately.

LOVE ME FAGGOTS

>>2482805
Your character must be made entirely of fate points, if that's the case.

Me? On my fifth character. They're all just brothers so no one notices.

>>2482077
Writefags tomorrow? Joy of joys.

>>2482897
I've been playing way too much Stone Soup.

I saw fifth and went "only five?"

>>2482899
Kharnwriter here! We're playing tomorrow? I can see the entire party turning on me within the first ten minutes.

>>2482123

If I want a setting like RIFTS(TM) I'll play TORG and get a system that's not quite so batshit insane.

>>2482836
I don't know about that, but I guess you wouldn't suggest something if it wasn't going to be good mechanically.

AND, it sounds like it would be pretty... fun to play around with.

>>2482922
When it comes to stone soup, I've gotta be close to or past 100 by now. Even worse is that you got me playing it again, so my suffering begins anew.

>>2482874
I don't think that matters anymore. With the Druid Cloning Machine out of control, there's not much left to destroy in this continent. It's only a matter of time until we have to leave.

>>2482950
I suggest we start throwing horrific experiments at it.

C'MON PAY ME MORE ATTENTION

Damn it you guys, I told you, I quit! 'Sides, I can't assign exp points for writefags, that would be a conflict of interest. Get a new DM!

Like
>>2482481
This guy! Right there! New DM! Bother it!

>>2482948
I'm having luck as a Demonspawn Reaver. Though I managed to come out with a terrific strength score for smashing stuff when they get in my face(so that might be the secret). My range blasty power lets me soften things up first. Then I plant my weapon in a face.

I think I've divined the secret to the game to some extent. Range is king. Or at least some ranged ability is mandatory. It's impossible to rely on it though. So you need a balance.

Reaver is great in that regard. Has dakka and choppy, and no need to carry around a load of crap or rely on random drops for ammo. Though I'll admit to sacrificing many to the dungeon to figure out this class might be the best for getting through the game..

Onward.. Bunny The Demonspawn!

>>2482943

Well, I've got two words for you. Well, one word an acronym, that prove definitively that TORG is better than RIFTS(TM).

"No MDC"

>>2482943
Well, you'd get obvious social interaction benefits, as you can probably imagine.

>>2483030

I agree with this guy. TORG has a fucking retarded dice system and is still a thousand times the game that rifts is.

>>2483021
Yeah. Range is a big deal in Crawl. I'm an old hand at the game really. I've gotten all the runes needed to go into Zot's Domain two or three times. I can survive the Abyss just about every time I get stuck in it.

Of course, the game responds to me by crashing a lot now, because it really hates it when you start to get close to winning.

hay guiz! wut's going on in this thred?

>>2483083
You got exp.

Let's spend it.

>>2483072
...Teach me your ways.. master.

I am you humble disciple.

>>2482950
I wouldn't be so sure. There's always something else to destroy. I'm sure the DM has more on this continent that we haven't razed.

There's always havoc to cause. Always.

>>2483102
I'd love to, but something tells me you might have a lot of the tricks to it down already, and it just becomes a matter of perseverance. How far do you usually get?

>>2483128
I'm just getting back into the swing of things again, but before I quit I was able to get a respectable distance in. If I remember correctly.. I stopped playing after reaching the orc caves.. or something like that.

I couldn't find a way through. There were always just too many to explore it.

Among the tricks I've learned is range is very important for everyone. Back up into a narrow hall so you can fight stuff one at a time. There is probably more I'm doing that I don't realize is important..

so then. I put all my xp's into Cleric and start converting heathens to the Kult of Killogram.

WEIGHTS FOR THE WEIGHT GOD! LEAD FOR THE LEAD THRONE!

>>2483108
I DEMAND to know why there are two Sabers in that picture.

rolled 99 = 99

>>2483222

TWINS THEY WERE

>>2483187
Ah, well then there's still stuff I can teach you I guess. Lots of prep and little tricks stuff. Though when it comes to magic wielders I have little patience for the slow build you have to do where death comes around every kobold.

>>2483222
Magic.

If two isn't enough...

lets see... charisma check to attract converts

>>2483380

rolled 8 = 8

>>2483380
>>2483388
>>2483388
god damit I forgot how to dice....

>>2483318
Yeah, pure magic isn't my cup of tea either. Reaver is the best of both worlds it seems.

So.. Any tips? I'm betting even if I can get back to where I was.. I'd have a long way to go.

I think we should all play TORG. It will be awesome.

>>2483128
what is this pic from? not familiar with it

>>2483482
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.

>>2483482
http://crawl-ref.sourceforge.net/

>>2483482
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. It's a roguelike.

>>2483432
Well, I don't know your play style too well, but basically I go like this:
The minute I start, I go to the skill allocation section and turn off whatever weapon I'm using. That way more points go to fighitng, so if I do find a better weapon of a different type I won't be so gimped.
The first dungeon branch I go to is The Lair, but I generally try not to go there without a poison resistance item of some sort. I try to clear it, and then head off to go to the Hive to do likewise and get lots of food (plus it's easy experience if you're poison immune). Now I go with Okawaru most of the time, since he gives me might, haste and items once he likes me a lot. I try to play using swords or axes so that when he does give me something nice there's a chance that it's a flaming edged weapon. This is because The Swamp is freaking stuffed to the gills with hydras, and a flame weapon is the easiest way to slay them. I try to do the Snake Pit before the Swamp, though. Since after doing The Hive it's not too rough, and it has some nice stuff.

I don't even go near the Orc Mines for a while unless I'm an Orc Priest. That's one of those things you backtrack for.

>>2483523
I don't even know where that stuff is.

So backtrack, huh? Suppose I'll skip the mines from now on..

>>2483523

MOTHER FUCKING SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER

>>2483549
Yeah. See, the Orcish Mines are kind of a 'new adventurer trap'. You're never ready to go down there when you first encounter it, because you get swamped by priests, and higher level orcs. If you're really unlucky, there's even orc summoners putting demons all up you. The Lair is the next dungeon branch you'll encounter if you ignore the Orcish mines, with a green floor and yellow stone walls usually. Lots of critters, food, curse removal scrolls. The Lair has three branches of its own. The Snake Pit which is full of poison spitting Naga. The Swamp which is full of nasty stuff, lots of shallow water, and hydras. Then there's the Slime Pits. NEVER GO THERE. All three have a Rune, but I can promise you that the Slime Pit is just a nightmare, and you'll only curse its existence.

The Hive is a main branch dungeon as well, full of bees. There are no runes there, or other branches. Just lots of jellies and honeycombs which are good eating.

>>2481953
you realize we're one of the easier boards, hardly need modding or anything

So what did I miss?

Can I join? I wanna roll a Paladin.

>>2482805
>>the game

I won it already, fuck

>>2482296
it's not that hard to post anonymously

>>2483951
get the fuck out

Huh. Looks like I went up a level.

>>2486059
Well fuck I was hoping to fall and go Blackguard or maybe Gray Guard.

How about a Warmage?

>>2482102
>>2482936
>>2483030

Stop putting it in fucking caps, it's just "Rifts".

Alright, writefags... Okay. Bloomwriter, 151,342, Kharnwriter, 151,341. Tough decision, but you know my policy with duels. And...Er. I dunno the others- oh right, Xiombarg's Storyteller. You make me uncomfortable. 120,000.

And drawfags...I don't even want to touch that can of worms, no one's paying attention anyway, right? Two hundred and fifty thousand for each of you.

what a repulsive circlejerk.

>>2488988

If I didn't make you uncomfortable, I wouldn't be doing Her works.

>>2489418

Jealous.

>>2488988
Y-Y-You forgot about me ;_;

Holy God this thread still exists?

not for long

Hey guys, sorry I'm a bit late.

..Oh. The sessions over already? Damn, looks like no exp for me tonight. And I was so looking forward to levelling up, too.

this thread is awesome! can I join too?

So I'm thinking of rolling up a drawfag next time, maybe multiclass into miniature sculpter.

>>2493938
Ugh, the prereq's are just AWFUL though.

>>2493943
But if you can survive to level 5+ the benefits are AMAZING.

I am so fucking late it's not funny.

>>2493943
Yeah, but it was the same for imagefags and that turned out well enough in the long run. I figure I'll take the same approach; and it's not like I'll have the same hassle this time with regards to backgrounds. Still can't believe the DM went along with the idea of some loser who had "coincidentially" been collecting stock images for years before the board started.