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    85 KB Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:44 No.2448450  
    GENTLEMEN
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:44 No.2448453
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    BEHOLD
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)09:44 No.2448456
    Don't we already have this?
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:44 No.2448457
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    SOME
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:45 No.2448462
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    STUFF
    >> Techpriest 08/28/08(Thu)09:45 No.2448466
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    Yes yes, we get it. You're angry. Most impressive
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:45 No.2448467
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    WELCOME TO SORTOF ORIGINAL CONTENT
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:46 No.2448472
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    HQ
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:46 No.2448473
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    Honor Guard
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:47 No.2448478
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    Elites
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:47 No.2448481
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    Troops
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:48 No.2448487
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    Fast Attack
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:49 No.2448491
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    Heavy Support
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:49 No.2448493
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    More Heavy Support
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:50 No.2448504
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    Transports
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:51 No.2448510
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    I forgot what this is
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:51 No.2448516
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    Temperus Maximus
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:52 No.2448522
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    Commissar Dan
    (not a lot of choices for special characters)
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)09:52 No.2448523
    Uhhh...we know. We made it.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:52 No.2448526
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    Oops, this was page one.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:53 No.2448529
    >>2448523
    Look harder.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:53 No.2448533
    >>2448523
    Never mind, I'll just say it.
    NEW CODEX GUISE.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)09:54 No.2448539
    Make a pdf and put it on /rs/
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)09:55 No.2448545
    Did we really need this?

    I mean, the old one was pretty good,
    Now....now its just being whored out,
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)09:55 No.2448548
    FUCK YEAH
    DOZER BLADE DROP PODS
    someone draw that, please!
    >> Commissar Raepfist 08/28/08(Thu)09:55 No.2448549
    You forgot Fucklaw!
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)09:58 No.2448574
    >>2448545
    The last one was bad and you should feel bad.
    This one is fair, fuller, and sleek.
    >> Techpriest 08/28/08(Thu)09:59 No.2448582
    What do I have to pay to be included in this? Seriously, name your price.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)09:59 No.2448588
    >>2448450
    Thats fucking awesome. Angry Marines need new, better codex , to counter the faggotry of newest Codex Bluemarines!
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:00 No.2448597
    >>2448582
    All I want is for someone to look at this and go
    "Hey! Someone put a lot of effort into this, working only with MSWord and Paint!"
    And then he pats me on the back.
    And then we go out for icecream
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:02 No.2448607
    I'm too angry for icecream.
    But you can have a pat on the back.
    >> Techpriest 08/28/08(Thu)10:02 No.2448608
    >>2448597
    You got it. With a waffle cone and everything.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:05 No.2448628
    >>2448607
    >>2448608
    Worth it.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:05 No.2448631
    >>2448522
    Why did you include that attentionwhore furfag?
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:09 No.2448652
    >>2448631
    Deviance: Suffers double wounds from template weapons.
    (covered)
    I really wish there were more special characters to amke, bu i am neither a writefag or drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:10 No.2448656
    If I knew the OP I would buy him candy or try to find a fatgirl for him to fuck. His choice.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:12 No.2448669
    It's nice, but it's not as good as, say, the Lazy Marines codex.

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=iea1txun
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:13 No.2448675
    >>2448656
    um, Halp. How to make pdf without registering?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:14 No.2448688
    They are MAJORLY overpowered, even by /tg/ standards
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:16 No.2448702
    >>2448688
    Whaaaat
    They're expensive as balls!
    And the Heavy's explode randomly!
    >> Techpriest 08/28/08(Thu)10:16 No.2448704
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    Be honest, do I have the required amount of badass?

    And to convert to pdf you use the print tool in file.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:18 No.2448718
    Ugh, Commissar Dan, really shouldn't be in there. Personally even Gimpy would be a better choice.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:19 No.2448727
    >>2448702
    Oh come one, re-rolls everywhere?
    Combat shields on everyone?
    Power wrenches that give +2 str?

    I dare you to find the idort who would play against this kind of army.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:21 No.2448745
    >>2448675
    Get PDF Creator. Its free, and it works as printer. Compile the pages in Word or something like that, and "print" it to pdf. Yay!

    You can get it here:
    http://dobreprogramy.pl/index.php?dz=2&id=569&PDFCreator+0.9.5
    Sorry for polishfagottry, but i have no time to look for it around interwebs. Just click on "pobierz program" , besides, icon is pretty clear, and it downloads.

    Great job with the layout of new codex. Now we need a proper hobby section, with painting guide and photos. Also, we need a fluff section.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:23 No.2448754
    >>2448727
    It needs some serious price increase, and all would be fucking well.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:24 No.2448762
    >>2448727
    Hey! Combat shields on Honor Guardsmen!
    +30pts twohander Thunder Wrench!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:25 No.2448772
    I laughed my ass off at the "Pants on your head retarded" comment.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:26 No.2448774
    Also, screw commisar dan, and replace him with comisar Fucklaw!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:26 No.2448775
    If you really think they are that overpowered you could have a special rule that allows the army they are fighting against to have ___ extra points to even out the odds a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:26 No.2448781
    I second replacing Dan with Fucklaw
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:27 No.2448784
    >>2448718

    Quite, Dan just inserted his ass into it with that one retarded picture.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:27 No.2448786
    >>2448775
    Uh uhn, honey, I'm putting this shit out here on purpose!
    This is the beta!
    I'm waiting for REAL suggestions!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:27 No.2448792
    And librarian! Angry marines need a fucking librarian! TO PROPERLY FUCKING REPRESENT ANGRY MARINE LIBRARIAN, USE A FUCKING ORK WEIRDBOY !
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:29 No.2448806
    >>2448792
    BOOKS ARE FOR FAGS.
    But I like squig'n gits....
    Also!
    I had no idea Commisar Dan was so unpopular!
    But I can't draw Commisar Fucklaw so I guess I'll just... replace his name?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:30 No.2448810
    >>2448522
    METAL BOXES!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:30 No.2448811
    >>2448786
    MY SUGGESTIONS ARE SERIOUS:
    >>2448774
    >>2448745
    >>2448754
    >>2448792

    Anyway, you are doing a good job. But most of units are too cheap right now, they need price increase.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:31 No.2448826
    >>2448806

    Ask around for the drawfag who created Fucklaw. Dollars to doughnuts he's still around and could do it for you.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:32 No.2448830
    >>2448811
    Which ones. Or should it be the equipment options?
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:34 No.2448847
    >>2448806
    Yes.

    Dan is not an hero of /tg/.

    Commissar Fuklaw KNOWS heresy.

    special rule: if a friendly unit blocks his LOS or loses unit cohersion, or even fails to wound even one enemy in their shoot/assault turn: BLAM BLAM BLAM
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:35 No.2448849
    >>2448806
    Thats why i said you should use ork weirdboy powers. With randomly exploding heads, and random furious powers, he fits flawlessly into ranks of Angry Marines.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:35 No.2448859
    We need to get /tg/ brainstorming some moar angry marine hero units. And we need to make a solid decision whether or not to tone the marines down or increase their unit prices.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:36 No.2448862
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    COMMISAR FUCKLAW, FUCK YEAH!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:36 No.2448863
    >>2448849
    Ill try to dig up my ork codex and post the weirdboy summary here.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:36 No.2448865
    IT'S NOT FUCK LAW OR FUCKLAW IT'S FUKLAW
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:37 No.2448868
    >>2448862

    WHOOPS.

    MY BAD.
    >> Techpriest 08/28/08(Thu)10:37 No.2448871
    >>2448859
    Angry Techmarine. He uses his servo arm to choke enemies so he can punch them in the face and balls at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:37 No.2448872
    >>2448847

    Fucklaw should be ridiculously overpowered with that exact stipulation. If a unit in his squad fails to wound on a hit, they have to roll to see if he blams them.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:38 No.2448876
    >>2448859
    I'd say - increase the prices. Toning them down would make them too similar to other chapters.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:39 No.2448886
    >>2448871

    POWER SERVO ARMS. Because techmarines like to rip and tear shit too.

    Have one of his special abilities/drawbacks be that occasionally he pisses off a machine spirit and a vehicle goes berserk.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:40 No.2448896
    >>2448865

    Sorry. Fuklaw it is.


    >>2448876

    I agree. Price increase over toning down.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:42 No.2448909
    >>2448876
    Global price increase on wargear complete.
    Terminators a bit more pricey
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:43 No.2448929
    Angry marine captain BURNHERETIC!!!1

    Became known during the cleansing of Skub Prime where he single handedly torched down half of Skub City

    His name comes from the fact that ''Burn'' and ''Heretic'' are the only sensible words that can be understood from his constant litany of RAGE

    Wields 2 twin-linked flamers, gets hot. Must attack a unit each turn, if no enemy unit is in range he attempts to move to the nearest. May not retreat, be pinned down or any other stuff that would hinder him from getting to the fight.
    May not use transports.
    May not exchange his weapons.

    There.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:43 No.2448930
    >>2448896
    Price of Angrinator Increased SEVERELY
    Now restricted to one Predator
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:46 No.2448956
    >>2448909
    Pair Of... now only re-rolls two failed rolls
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:49 No.2448975
    Angry marine terminator That Fagit.

    An angry marine who has had the privilege of being welded into his Tac-dread armour shut. Making him live like a Dreadnought, only still being constantly able to feel his body, but not being able to move it inside the armour.

    No one knows what he did to be punished in such a harsh way. Some say he once pissed on The Angriest while being drunk and looking for a suitable place to dispense his holy urine of anger.

    To compensate for his lack of mobility inside he always wants to be the first to fuck the heretic's shit up. He can only wield 2 close combat weapons (no shields).

    [add more stuff here]
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:52 No.2449005
    >>2448975
    Oh yeah, also, roll a d6 each turn he is not able to reach an enemy
    on a roll of 1-2 he attacks the nearest unit.
    on a roll of 3-4 he lets out a terrifying howl, all units x'' away from him need to pass a leadership test then, if they fail, they fail HARD (and gtfo away from him)
    on a roll of 5-6 he attempts to break free from his armour (in game terms - just stands there)
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)10:55 No.2449028
    Good work fa/tg/uys. Keep it up
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)10:57 No.2449038
    >>2449005
    Get me Kharn's old special rules
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:00 No.2449051
    >>2449028
    It's just me making shit up...and I want to go eat something soon.

    Ok one more hero before I go digest some biomass:

    Speedfucker - Angrymarine biker

    A marine obsessed with getting everywhere first.
    Uses a modified bike with dual-hypersonic-cuntwiping-rocketboosters, effectively doubling the distance he can move in a turn.

    Wields a power wrench.

    Bike has some kind of auto-machine bolters that have a ludicrous ROF

    Also Iron cigar, terminator honours and FUCKYOU seals (like purity seals only with a badly written insult on them)
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:01 No.2449060
    Angry Marine librarian powers:

    Angry Weirdo has stats of chaplain, is equipped with quipped Force Weapon and psychic hood. He can take 75 points of equipment from Angry Marine Armory.

    Angry Weirdo has a chart of 6 psychic powers. At the beginning of each turn you roll a d6 to see which power he MUST use that turn.

    For 30pts, he may be upgraded to Angry Freak , who can re-roll for psychic powers. The powers are as follows:

    1. Headblow: as Explosive Rage below, but place the template over the Weirdo. Angry marine weirdo cant contain his and his comrade's anger, and it explodes violently in storm of psychic discharge inside his skull (with quite violent consequences to him and everybody around him)

    2. Explosive Rage!: shooting attack that auto-hits with Range=24" S=6 AP=3, assault 1 blast and pinning. -- Angry Weirdo lets the psychic wave of his anger explode in midst of enemy ranks, boiling their minds inside their skulls!

    3. Bolt of fury!: shooting attack that auto-hits with Range=36" S=10 AP=2, assault 1 and counts as a melta weapon. -- Angry Weirdo's anger is so fucking great, that he can litteraly melt armour plates and burn his enemies with his gaze!

    4. Kick their fucking asses!: the Angry Weirdo and any unit he is with gain +1 attack for that turn. -- Fraction of Weirdo's anger is transferred to his comrades, increasing their own Anger.


    5. Get Those Fuckers, now!: the weirdo and any unit he is with are removed from the table and automatically come in via the Deepstriking rules. They may assault, of course. -- Weirdo's desire to get the enemy is so great, that the warp disturbance causes him to teleport staright to fight.

    6. Haul your fucking ass!: the weirdo and any unit he is with get a free fleet move. In addition, they can fire their weapons BEFORE or AFTER the fleet move.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:02 No.2449065
    Right. In regards to this being overpowered, really...I don't see much that is.

    I'd drop the 4" coherancy thing. That's the only dodgy bit I see.

    But beyond that, raise the cost of a basic Angry Marine to 20 points rather than 15.

    That means that compared to your regular pussy Space Marines, they get Counter-Attack, Move Through Cover, and No Matter The Odds for five points more, which seems pretty balenced.

    Also, I think you're missing the rules for Choppas.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:05 No.2449077
    >>2449060
    I used ork weirdboy table, if anybody want to ask about that.
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)11:07 No.2449085
    >>2449065
    +1 strength, already fixed it.

    I ANNOUNCE Techmarine Octofistus
    Modified his servo harness to have four servo arms and no guns! Also has a pair of power fists and an Iron Cigar!
    Fuck Yeah!
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)11:09 No.2449098
    >>2449065
    forgot to factor for universal special rules, silly me
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:10 No.2449104
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    1. Open this image.
    2. Save it as lol.hta
    3. Open the file you saved.
    4. Shit bricks.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:10 No.2449107
    Does anyone actually field these guys?
    >> Haidued 08/28/08(Thu)11:10 No.2449109
    >>2449065
    Mob Rule reduced to 3"
    No, I will not remove it. (hole in page)
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:10 No.2449111
    >>2449060
    Angry Librarians are "Grudgebearers"
    They are hated by the rest of the chapter because their anger is 100% internal, as they must stay rational and track each and every slight against the company.
    They release their anger on the battlefield a la the Wierdboy table.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:13 No.2449127
    >>2449111
    Good idea for the fluff. Combinit with >>2449060 rules, and we have awesome Angry Librarian!
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:14 No.2449131
    Goood. Gooooood.
    >> Anonymous 08/28/08(Thu)11:15 No.2449137
    >>2449107
    we're still making up the rules & units


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