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    77 KB Two 08/06/08(Wed)16:36 No.2313548  
    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no ice cream.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:37 No.2313555
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    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:37 No.2313557
    ...the future sucks.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:38 No.2313565
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:38 No.2313566

    You know I realize I've never heard reference to delicious ice cream treats in Warhammer 40k.

    Holy shit. Grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:38 No.2313569
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    it sucks, and everyone wears leather- with 80s hair
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)16:39 No.2313571
    Why else do you think there is only war?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:40 No.2313581
    Because Horus broke the last ice cream dispensing machine?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:40 No.2313583
    >it sucks, and everyone wears leather- with 80s hair...dyed neon pink
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)16:41 No.2313589
    The mark of a true Heretic.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:42 No.2313592
    Surely there's something that can make Milk in the 41st millennium, and presumably they have freezers and some kind of sugar, and if they have no Vanilla or Coco Beans there must be exotic alien fruits on the more verdant worlds of the Imperium.

    There just gotsta be. Right?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:42 No.2313595
    Ice Cream is the only thing in the universe that could stop Grimdark
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:43 No.2313607
    Or the Emperor took candy away, ensuring Horus, the pixie-stick twitchy twink little boy, had no more energy for his rave parties.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:43 No.2313609

    We need a chapter of Battle Brothers dedicated to bringing back the sweet joy of ice cream to stop the GRIMDARK
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:44 No.2313612

    They could, but creating Ice Cream would anger the Machine God.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:44 No.2313614
    knights of ice cream vs. the 4 horses of grimdark?

    yeah, actually that would suck as a campaign
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:45 No.2313615
    Rhino conversions NOW.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:46 No.2313623
    Surely the machine god would understand, it would make its followers happy.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:46 No.2313628

    That have theme songs.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:47 No.2313639
    We need to revive the ancient sect of Candymancers, not seen for tens of thousands of years.
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)16:47 No.2313640
    By god, do it!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:48 No.2313649
    Ever tried grox milk? Thought so. You wouldn't be blurting out such a humungous heap of bullshit if you had ever tried grox milk.

    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:50 No.2313661
    wait wait wait...

    ...maybe the Golden Throne is an ice cream maker?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:51 No.2313665
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    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:51 No.2313666
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:52 No.2313669
    If there is no ice cream in the grim darkness of the future, does this mean there is no frozen yogurt?
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)16:52 No.2313673
    This must be why we worship him!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:53 No.2313680
    But of course.
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)16:53 No.2313681
    Pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:53 No.2313682
    Well, that must mean there aren't any twinkies, either.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:54 No.2313685
    So... can't we just kill the xenos and obtain the delicious milk?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:54 No.2313686


    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:54 No.2313687
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:54 No.2313688
    goddamnit horus.
    he ruined everything.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:54 No.2313691
    Eldar Ice Cream.

    ...made from delicious Taldeer Milk.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:55 No.2313699
    I do believe that the Tau must be living to produce milk.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)16:56 No.2313709
    Just letting you know.
    The Chaos gods make ice cream for their followers.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:58 No.2313719
    I wonder what a Slaaneshi ice cream would be like.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)16:58 No.2313720

    Does Khorne make blood flavoured ice cream?
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:00 No.2313725
    Why yes, he does. It has delicious chewy bits in it here and there, also.
    Don't know, I wouldn't touch it. Nurgle has delicious Rocky Road style ice cream.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:00 No.2313729
    Every flavour rolled into one? Taste and look a bit like shit I think.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:00 No.2313730
    With sprinkles.
    Except the sprinkles are fragments of skull.
    Oh, and mind the coagulation.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:01 No.2313734
    >Don't know, I wouldn't touch it. Nurgle has delicious Rocky Road style ice cream.

    Made with real roads amirite?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:01 No.2313735
    Heresy Flavor
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:02 No.2313737
    No, silly.
    Made with real roadkill.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:02 No.2313738
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    The ice cream truck! Destroy that and this is over! CHARGE!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:02 No.2313742
    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is Marmite.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:02 No.2313745
    I can't say much about the Lord of Change's ice cream flavor. Besides the fact that it changes every lick or bite you take of it. Once, it tasted like Khorne's good ol' strawberry special. Then it tasted like a charge of plasma.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:03 No.2313749
    Hot damn! Nothin' like real roadkill!
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:03 No.2313750

    dude i fucking love marmite
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:03 No.2313751
    Lobotomised milk servitors?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:03 No.2313752
    You don't quite eat Slaaneshi ice cream, you get deepthroated by it.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:04 No.2313758
    In Soviet Russia Slaaneshi Ice Cream touches you, with multiple dicks.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:04 No.2313760
    Just letting you know now. All Eldar ice cream is that diet, low fat shit. Don't eat it, ever.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:05 No.2313764

    That would be the most horrific, and awesome icecream in the world.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:05 No.2313767
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    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:06 No.2313771
    ...as long as it's made from delicious Taldeer milk, I'm for it.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:06 No.2313772
    Ork ice cream is poisonous because they cover it in red paint so that you can eat it faster and get back to fighting.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:06 No.2313773
    Oh, crap....no whipping cream either.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:07 No.2313779

    can love bloom in a food prossesor?
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:07 No.2313784
    You have to pay for that kind of ice cream out the ass and every other orfices that cultists could only dream of.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:08 No.2313792
    My bad, this ice cream is too delicious.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:08 No.2313793
    Suavis Astartes

    The Sweets Marines
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:09 No.2313806
    >In the grim darkness of the far future, ice cream is weaponised.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:10 No.2313809
    They will be peppermint stick colored.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:10 No.2313811
    Do they sell candy and ice cream to any IG they meet? Even the Commissars?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:11 No.2313823
    they fight to regain the lost sweets technology in the form of artifacts.

    They are also said to appear on battlefields to dispense candy to battle-weary IG.

    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:12 No.2313827
    This is a job for some sort of Techmarines - combing the universe in search of lost ice-cream producing STCs?

    Then worshipping it and declaring anyone who wants to eat it a heretic...
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:12 No.2313832
    Not grimdark enough. They go around and STEAL all the candy and icecream they can find, especially from small children.

    Every so often they go into a sugar-rage, where they divert course and head towards the nearest agri-world and devour every last bit of sugar.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:13 No.2313838
    No tech marine, you are the heretic

    And then the tech marine was lactose intolerant.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:15 No.2313842
    no, the Suavis Astartes allow all to partake in the delicious fruit of the Emperor's artifacts, but they must be consumed in moderation, lest your teeth be ridden with the foul plaque of chaos.

    Then, your IG unit may suddenly find yourself visited upon by the Dental Marines.

    Also, the Suavis Astartes and Dental Marines have a long-standing rivalry
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:16 No.2313854

    But that's... not GRIMDARK at all...
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:17 No.2313858


    Chaos Sweets Marines would steal, Suavis Astartes create.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:18 No.2313862
    It's pronounced "cold fun".
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:18 No.2313863
    It's ice cream, the opposite of grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:18 No.2313866
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:19 No.2313872
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    lol drawfag here.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:19 No.2313876

    Do you know that the human brain is the greatest source fo glucose in the human body?

    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:20 No.2313883
    It's GRIMDARK if it's ICE CREAM and NO ONE can eat it.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:20 No.2313885
    Also, all Sweet Marine equipment and vehicles are made for mass crowd control, allowing them to take on the most hungry of customers. The Tyranids.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:21 No.2313894
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:28 No.2313943

    I'll just leave this here.
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)17:29 No.2313951
    I think I may just buy a Rhino and convert it.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:32 No.2313962
    Make sure there is a little machine that plays the jingle. Or have something beside it that can play it. Loudly.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:33 No.2313964
    Just when I read these posts, an ice cream truck passed by my street.
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)17:33 No.2313967
    I'll be sure to find that very annoying ice cream truck song and play it whenever I field the thing.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:34 No.2313972
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    Even in the grim darkness of the future there is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

    First the Korne
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:34 No.2313976
    The Sweets Marines are scooping out your place. There is heresy in your area.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:34 No.2313978
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    Next Papa Nurgle
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:35 No.2313980
    I lold
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:36 No.2313985
    Does Tzeentch know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:36 No.2313988
    Diary Recovered from Damocles Gulf Campaign:

    Emperor Preserve us. We were fighting the foul Tyranid swarms today. I've never seen such horror on the battlefield.

    They ate our dead and wounded. For every soldier thy struck down, they were growing stronger, and we were becoming weaker. I was sitting in the trenches, holding my lasrifle closly, waiting for the next wave of foul beasts to descend upon us, muttering the littany of protection in hopes of gaining the Emperor's favor during his dark time.

    The ground began to tremble, and I knew it was time. As I peered over the edge of the trench, I saw it. A huge behemoth. Surely, this was the Tyranid Carnifex.

    It ran through our advancing ranks, scattering scores of guardsmen with ease, and shrugging of lasrifle blasts like droplets of water.

    Then, I heard a strange sound. A musical, tinny tune from the skies. A caliope of sorts that reminded me of my childhood for some odd reason.

    Then, in the sky, a flash appeared, followed by a dozen others. There was a great crash, and when the dust settled, I saw them.

    The fabled Suavis Astartes.

    They stepped out of their cone-shaped drop pods, and without a word produced a number of strange weapons I had never seen before.

    Surely, the Emperor provides for his children!
    They unleashed hell upon the Tyranid scourge that day, sending torrents of white goo into their ranks, causing them to slip and stumble, attempting to devour it.

    Others launched globs of a thick, steaming deep brown substance at the carnifex, draping him in a tar like coat that held him firmly, while swarms of rippers attemped to devour it, becoming stuck themselves.

    Thought for the day: The Emperor is true.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:36 No.2313989
    So what is the commie flavour ice cream of the Tau like, everyone gets their share but it tastes like nothing?
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:39 No.2313999
    It is plain vanilla. But everyone can only have one scoop.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:40 No.2314010
    I love you, mysterious writefag.
    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)17:41 No.2314015
    I, too, love you.
    >> Shas'El Mor'Ta Nan !!StG/BQhr0NL 08/06/08(Wed)17:42 No.2314019

    And those fucking Ethereals get chocolate.
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 08/06/08(Wed)17:43 No.2314023
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    I seem to remember ice cream being mentioned in one of the Sandy Mitchell books, Scourge the Heretic maybe?
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:44 No.2314031
    Not ice cream, it was freezy pops, I do believe
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:45 No.2314034
    dammit, I had a whole second part typed up and got SQL_FAILS and lost it.

    It basically described their white armor with red stripes and trim, and how they gave a lollipop to the commisar and he smiled.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:45 No.2314036
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    I can't believe this thread got over 90 posts and none of these were reposted.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:45 No.2314037

    one of the Cain books I believe, Amberly explains it in one of the footnotes
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    >> Two 08/06/08(Wed)17:46 No.2314042
    Rewrite it, you know you want to.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:47 No.2314045
    Hit the back button until your post returns. Works for me.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:47 No.2314046
    They have ice lollys in the grimdark future, Just read a chapter in the Cain books were they talk about it
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    There's obviously more, but i don't feel like posting them all.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:47 No.2314048
    I will, eventually.

    This was my first writefaggotry, and I'm at work, so it was done rather hastily.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:48 No.2314052
    A year back or so I imagined a post apocalyptic desert world propped up by the currency of ice cream. There would even be factions devoted to specific flavors. The Chocoholic Empire and Mintian Trade Republic and such.

    It was grim and delicious.
    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)17:48 No.2314054
    Khorne's good ol' strawberry special, everyone loves it.
    >> Unholy Clown Ninja Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 08/06/08(Wed)17:48 No.2314056
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    If he was using quick reply with the Firefox plugin, then it won't unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:50 No.2314061
    I'm at work and use IE7 (not by choice).

    For some reason, I always lose posts during an SQL failure.

    I usually copy before I submit, but I forget sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 08/06/08(Wed)17:52 No.2314070
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    >> Not a Heretic 08/06/08(Wed)18:46 No.2314344
    I see no promotions in this thread.
    >> Suavis Astartes Marine Two 08/06/08(Wed)19:04 No.2314447
    I think he just wanted to sage something.

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