He wondered if they would ask him that. Fucking his own mother was probably the only thing he *hadn’t* done in service of the Emperor. Nope, he had shot her in the face and been done with it. He wasn’t sure she had deserved it, but it was always his policy to be safe rather than sorry. That’s what she had taught him, Emperor rest her soul.

“Stand, K59.” The voice that assailed his ears was a new one, somewhat more powerful and handsome than the twisted, inexperienced little bastards who had been violating him so far. Somebody new then. The disgraced Commissar wondered if this one would ask the right questions as he climbed to his feet. A pair of Inquisitorial Stormtroopers rushed into the cell and dragged him out, his feet brushing the floor as they followed the new torturer down the dark hallways. Piteous moans erupted as they passed, and K59 grinned again. Pathetic swine, they were.

The Stormtroopers threw him into a room he had not been in before. It was nicer, it had less blood on the surfaces and the table in the middle of the room didn’t smell of vomit. He also noticed a curious lack of torture implements along the walls. That was just disappointing, thought K59 as he clambered wheezing to his feet. Beatings were useless. K59 had beaten weaker men than he to death and not gotten a word out of them.

“Sir, K59.” He sat. The new torturer gestured for the two Stormtroopers to stand back, and they took positions at the back of the room. Their massive hellguns were charged. The Commissar laughed, a sick, wheezing, phlegmy sound. Were they afraid he would try to escape, after all the better opportunities he had already passed over? K59 sobered up and prepared himself for another round of mind games as the new guy sat down on the other side of the curiously clean table.

“I am Inquisitor Schrodinger. I have a motto: if you lie to me, you will die. Maybe.” K59 felt the corner of his mouth twitch involuntarily. This man was funny! An out of place element in the fucked-up personality of a professional torturer. “If you tell the truth, you will be treated fairly.” He remained silent. K59 saw the opportunity he was being given and took it:

“Maybe”. Schrodinger smiled.

“I am impressed that your mental faculties remain so intact. I have been watching you, K59, and you have been treated most harshly by the harshest of my interrogators under the harshest of circumstances. Would you agree?”

“Maybe”, replied a grinning K59. The Inquisitor smiled again, and the Commissar wondered what his game was.

>>2284589
>He also noticed a curious lack of torture implements along the walls.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
Inquisitorial Interrogators almost never torture - not only is it messy and unreliable, what is mortification of the flesh to a demon-cursed heretic or foul mutant?
No, nerve induction is their thing.
Place your hand inside the box, heretic.

I'm not hating it... Do continue.

“I am impressed that your mental faculties remain so intact. I have been watching you, K59, and you have been treated most harshly by the harshest of my interrogators under the harshest of circumstances. Would you agree?”

“Maybe”, replied a grinning K59. The Inquisitor smiled again, and the Commissar wondered what his game was.

“I am not here to torture you, K59. You have survived this long, something most of my prisoners do not manage. During this time you have answered many questions in a manner that I believe was truthful, and your answers do not make you a heretic. Now you will answer my questions, and you will do truthfully”. K59’s always-working mind reached an interesting hypothesis:

“Can you detect truth and falsehood, Inquisitor?”

“Maybe. First question, are you prepared?”

“Probably.”

“Your initial charge was heresy for excessively harsh treatment of the soldiers under your command. Do you agree with the charge?”

“No.”

“Why is that?”

“They deserved it. There is no room for mercy in the Imperium.”

“None at all?” K59 shook his head.

i smell a fursona coming on.

fanfic and cats never end up well

>>2284666
Schrodinger had a cat. The cat was not named Schrodinger.

>>2284677Schrodinger had a cat

MAYBE

>>2284682
MAYBE HE MIGHT HAVE HAD A CAT WHO KNOWS

>>2284685
I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT TELLING!

ALSO, OP, CONTINUE YOUR STORY, I AM INTRIGUED.

This would be a lot easier if we just opened the damn box.

MOAR

Bump, for great justice. And so OP will get off his arse (or rather, stay on his arse) and post a conclusion.

“The Imperium of Man cannot have emotion. The Imperium of Man must be as merciless and uncaring as those it fights. The Imperium of Man is not about the people that make it up, but the big picture, the entirety. If I execute a thousand men for cowardice and ten thousand men fight harder as a result, then I have won a great victory. If I execute a thousand men and nine hundred fight harder, I have received a minor defeat. As such, next time I execute a thousand men, I must ensure it is effectively placed so as to motivate the most men possible. It is by sacrificing what is actually the minority to empower the majority.”
“Very well. I bring your attention to your graduation from your Schola. Your mother was present, and she was absent from the compulsory Ecclesiarchal service. You labeled her a heretic and killed her. Was that strictly necessary?”

“No. But it’s better to be safe than sorry.”

“Indeed. Now tell me, the incident on Puryhn. What is your justification for your actions?”

“We were fighting the hordes of Slaanesh, that’s hard enough. One thing that I understood quickly about the faceless masses of the Imperial Guard is that individually they are strong, but in numbers they are weak. I interviewed each of the men in my regiment before leading them into the warzone to ensure there was no weakness Slaanesh could use against them. Of twenty five thousand men, I only executed forty six. And trust me Inquisitor, I have an eye for these things.”

“I’m sure you do. Please continue.”

“Once we were down there, everything went quite poorly. Colonel Harrys was the most incompetent officer I had the displeasure of serving with, and the poor fuckers that were his soldiers ended up on the ground out of position, without define supply and support lines, communications were fucked, our defensive perimeter was irregular, and it took four hours to correct everything to my satisfaction. If we had been attacked in force during that time, I would have been forced to shoot the Colonel, shoot his officers, and then shoot myself as the 117th died around us.”

“But you –did- shoot the Colonel.” interrupted Schrodinger. K59 frowned.

“I’ll get to that. The first enemy attack was a nightmare, and was obviously intended to wipe us off Puryhn in one fell swoop. Poison gases, unnatural fogs, insane magicks, daemons, traitors, I even spotted a few traitor Astartes.” K59 stopped to spit a rather sickly looking glob of phlegm on the floor. “Anyway, we were hit from everywhere. Every flank, from the ground and from the air, they attacked both our minds and our bodies. Once it was obvious that we were going to hold under the command of myself and that fantastic Lieutenant Himmel, the dread legions of Chaos fell back to try a different style of attack.”

“If I may interject, K59: are you afraid of Chaos?”

“No.”

“Are you afraid of death?”

“No.”

“Then continue.” K59 began to feel that this was more of an interview than an interrogation, but continued nonetheless.

MOAR

This intrigues me...
please continue

>>2284913
>This pleases me
GOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITT psychology of commissar

No K59, you are the daemons.

And then K59 was a zombie.

“Right, so here we are having fended off this massive attack. We went down with just under 25,000 men, a full regiment. After this battle we were probably left with 16,000 soldiers fit for duty. The rest were too badly injured or dead, and I ordered that those unlikely to recover be given the Emperor’s Blessing. Colonel Harrys protested, but I told him that we would not win if we allowed useless men to drain the energy of useful men. It’s quite simple, but he continued to disagree. So I shot him in the face and took overall command.” The Commissar paused for a moment to give the Inquisitor a chance to comment, but when he didn’t K59 kept talking: “Anyway, I noticed quickly that there was this…gas…fog stuff permeating the entire planet. After a few days of being there, it caused hallucinations and nightmares. A few men started acting like Emperor-damned degenerate heretics, masturbating in public and fucking each other behind fuel stores. You’d better believe I gave them what they deserved and set a good example. I was getting the hallucinations too but like me, most men were strong enough.” K59 stopped, and began to look extremely angry. Schrodinger was genuinely taken aback by the depth of passion K59 obviously felt as he continued to talk:

“I was getting these dreams, but I was setting an example. I was out there in the camp, walking the walls and the trenches, talking to the gun crews and giving the men a good pat on the back. I had the preachers working overtime, I was giving a speech every second I had to spare between running the army, I did everything I could. But as I said Inquisitor, individually men are strong. Together, they are weak.

>>2285072
>this…gas…fog stuff
>caused hallucinations and nightmares
Eclipsion?

In b4 sergal commissar

Speed it up, writefag!

It all started on the seventh night, and we hadn’t seen a thing of the Slaaneshi the whole time. Then some nameless, pathetic officer in a gas mask that I had kept alive only because he had a head for numbers ran in and told me that the men were rioting. Apparently some son of a bitch had taken his bayonet and castrated Lieutenant Himmel, and everybody else had just taken it as a sign that it was time to betray everything they lived and stood for.” A tear began to run down K59’s dirty cheek, and he began to shake with rage.

“I had planned for some sort of uprising, because I knew that I was stronger than most of these men. But when I looked out the window of my command office, I saw men running around doing nasty things, men I had trusted. They were eating each other, raping each other, covering themselves with mud and mutilating themselves.” K59 then began to laugh maniacally.

“But I had planned for it! I trusted most of them men out there, but there were some I trusted more. Our regiment didn’t have a full supply of gas masks thanks to some cheap, incompetent shit in the Munitorum, but I had a couple thousand. Enough for the Stormtroopers and the most loyal men. Ones I thought deserved to live. Only a couple of minutes after all hell broke loose did these men organize themselves and carry out the orders I gave them: kill everything not wearing a gas mask. It was easy too. I ran outside with my bolt pistol and a chainsword and just got stuck into every man I could see. First guy I killed was busy taking a dick from his best mate. I probably should have been quicker about it, but I was a little pissed off at the time. I broke his mates spine and cut his legs off, then had his first mate watch him die before I cut him in half. His tears made me laugh so hard, I remember it. If there’s anything I take pleasure in, Inquisitor, it’s serving the Emperor. And you can’t serve the Emperor any better than you can killing heretics. Any time I made a heretic cry before he died left me in a good mood all day.

Anyway, we won that battle. We didn’t win the one the next day, but I didn’t expect to. With only a couple of thousand men left, we didn’t have a chance against the Slaaneshi. We launched ourselves back into orbit before they could finish us off.”

Moar.

MOAR

For the love of the emperor, MOAR!

that's the end because the inquisitor shot him in the head for enjoying killing his own men. that's chaos right there.

>>2285205
>>2285210
>>2285217

Samefag.

ITT: Chaotic Good.

Fuck YES. Hurry the fuck up!

>>2285237

Lawful neutral. He had to obey his orders. Orders are law. That he enjoys his work has nothing to do with it. That he was fighting daemonic forces has nothing to do with it. He would have done the same if he was fighting the Tau, the supposed 'good guys'. Ergo, Lawful Neutral.

QED.

This whole story reminds me of 1984, only less depressing.

My bet is that if K59 isn't offed by the Inq, he'll be offered a job.

>>2285258
Truth. This guy is anything BUT chaotic. He's not only willing to die himself to serve the law, but he's willing to kill his friends and comrades without question.

Archive this awsome³

Having been silent for some time, Inquisitor Schrodinger spoke once more:

“And that was your first battle?”

“Yes.”

“It was the first time you had killed people?”

“Oh no, don’t forget: I killed my mother a few weeks before that.” Schrodinger looked thoughtful for several seconds, then asked another question.

“Tell me about the time you went missing on Teron.” K59 frowned, then nodded.

“Right, so as you know this was a few years after Puryhn. I was a little more senior now, a little more hard bitten. I was the senior Commissar in charge of the best soldiers I’d ever had the pleasure of serving with, the 57th Krieg Death Korps. Damn good men those ones, each and every one. They knew the meaning of sacrifice alright, they and I got along really well. Teron was a good, law-abiding Imperial city on the planet of the same name, as you know, and it was my pleasure to serve there. Until the Dark Eldar landed, I think I only executed fifty or so people. Damn good people.

Anyway, the damn aliens started raiding the outskirts. I, to my discredit, assumed it was a small raiding force. I accompanied the two companies sent to secure the outskirts, but I couldn’t have been more wrong. The Eldar pulled the wool over our eyes nicely, and we fell for it. We thought it was just a few raiders, but as it turns out it was a damn big raiding force that those faggot aliens tended to muster. Our vehicles were gone before we could see what was going on, and the rest of us went to ground. They came from all over the place, skimming vehicles and jetbikes, tall, lanky pussies on hoverboards with spikes that cut heads off as they passed, soldiers that flew and some that ran along the ground. Crazy drugged-up half-dressed women with whips and the like.

But these weren’t any soldiers, they were the Krieg 57th. They took cover, they set up the heavy weapons we still had left, and they started fighting for everything they were worth. The terrain was on our side, and I think the Eldar were forced to jump the gun for a reason I’ll get to later. Their grav-tanks had to go high to get any good shots on our men, because as it turns out the destroyed tanks were more use than they would have been intact. You’d be surprised how good cover a Leman Russ could be when the Emperor gives it his blessing.

Anyway, their vehicles took a hammering and backed off pretty quickly. The problem was there were only about 140-something of us, and there were still nearly eighty very dangerous alien warriors attacking us. If I was with anybody else, even Cadians, we would have been fucked. But I wasn’t, this was the Krieg 57th.” K59 smiled, and his lower lip shook with genuine emotion: “One guy, Konarsk, grabbed a few mortar shells and jumped off a blasted tank into the middle of a bunch of their dancing warrior-whores. One las-pistol blast to one of those shells while he was still airborne and that’s one less squad of aliens we had to worry about.” K59's eyes lit up. “THOSE are the sorts of men the Krieg 57th were! I didn’t have to execute a one of them, they fought to the death and took more aliens than I could count with them. They shot and stabbed and when they were deprived of their weapons they kicked and bit, I didn’t have to execute a single one of them. One of them even bit an Eldar’s finger off!” K59 laughed uproariously, and the Stormtroopers at the back of the room traded looks. The prisoner they had been mistreating for the last few weeks still made them nervous.

MOAR, and ARCHIVE!

>>2284586

Very well done writefag. Seems you adapted from porn fanfics to serious business pretty well.

Archived.

Now MOAR.

Schrodinger leaned forward, interested in what he knew came next in the tale: “What happened next, K59?” The Commissar sobered up, and continued.

“Well, we were taken. Myself and about seven others. We were all that had survived, we fought that hard. I’m ashamed to this day that I never got the chance to kill my men and then myself before we were captured, but I admit that the Eldar were just faster.” He mimed the action of placing a gun to one’s head then having it pulled out of his hands. “But I wasn’t having any of that, my men didn’t deserve it. The last thing I had done before they took us was spat out one of my teeth, one of those expensive ones that explode on a timer. Nobody knew I had one, but by the Emperor I never knew they exploded like that.” K59 nodded. “Killed the last living men among those brave two companies I led into battle, all seven of them. Best tooth I ever bought, and I saw the thanks in their eyes just before it exploded. It was the least I could have done.

PROTIP:
write it all at once in one post, then split it up and post it all at once.

There were no more tricks up my sleeve, however. I was taken, tortured, torn apart and put back together, taken to the brink of death and all the way back”. K59 leaned back in the chair with a look of pure satisfaction on his face. “They taught me the meaning of pain, which is the reason your torturers didn’t get much satisfaction of me. The Eldar were rather surprised too, you wouldn’t believe how much effort –their- torturers put into making me scream. And scream I did, but I never broke. The Emperor blessed me, and while I had lost track of time I was eventually busted out. The rest of the 57th came after me, and as it turns out the Eldar had just tortured me out of spite: they never got the chance to take me off-planet. Eventually they were found by those brilliant bastards of the 57th. The Eldar tortured me for three weeks straight, and all I have to show for it is this damned phlegm!” As if to underline the point, he spat another globule of the stuff onto the floor.

>>2285332

Wow, Guardsmen can be real assholes.

“They left me in top notch shape after a few months with the finest surgeons money could buy. The 57th spared no expensive in rounding up the best care Teron had to offer, but I’m getting ahead of myself here: back to how the Death Korps busted me out.” Once again, K59’s face lit up. The skin around his eyes creased as he smiled wider than the Inquisitor had seen any man smile. “When the Guardsmen found me, the Eldar torturers were still at work on me. I remember listening to the aliens scream as those fantastic sons of bitches got creative with all the gear they found in the room. Music to my ears. I even got the honour of watching some of it and by the Emperor, when I say creative, I mean –creative-! It was brilliant, there was this clever young lad named Belski, he was a medic. He knew more about human and alien anatomy than any I’ve ever met, he was a real brain. He had-“ the story paused as K59 laughed uncontrollably, “-he had this weird contraption they had been using on me that repairs flesh that it is used on. Belski was having a fantastic time seeing how far it worked. He was popping the thing’s eyeballs and fixing them, digging holes in him, burning him, it looked like great fun. I was a tad blinded by pain at the time, but I think Belski knew cheering me up was the best thing he could do for me. When he chopped off the xenos’ dick and forced it down his throat I think he found the limits of the little contraption, but it was great while it lasted.

So yeah, I woke up quite a while later in a hospital. But there was nobody there. I hobbled out of my bed and found that the doctors had done a real good job with me, which was always good. I grabbed the greatcoat some good soldier had left me and wandered out onto the street. The whole area was deserted from what I found, though I could hear fighting in the distance.”

“Why was it deserted?” the Inquisitor asked.

“Something to do with a plague zombie outbreak. The Krieg was busy killing them and decided that zombies being zombies I would be safe enough by myself. The civilians had all run for it, bunch of cock-eaters to a man. I had all of them killed once they got back, even those talented doctors. What’s the use being a genius if you don’t have the guts to use it when it’s needed? The Imperium doesn’t need talent, it needs talent backed by loyalty.”

“How many people did you have executed?” K59 looked thoughtful.

“Let’s see…about forty six thousand.”

“That didn’t seem excessive?”

“Perhaps it might, when you consider the drop in productivity the area suffered in the weeks it took to repopulate the area. But you have to look beyond that, Inquisitor. Productivity doubled after we left, because people were too scared to fuck up. And when the Orks invaded a few years later, the civilians fought back so hard that the Ork advanced was considerably slowed before some Space Marine chapter finished the job. That’s the sort of loyalty, the sort of Imperial citizen that you get if you kill the right people.”

>>2285355
>>2285346
wait...what?

“Good. Now tell me, Commissar K59-“

“You’re calling me Commissar now?”

“Don’t get ahead of yourself and don’t talk back, I can have you killed at any time. Now tell me about the failed diplomatic actions near Medusa.”

“That one’s easy. When I got there, the Imperial commander was in peace talks with the Tau. Something about sharing possession of the livable systems in the vicinity, I didn’t bother finishing the report he gave me. My first idea was to march down to his office and blow his brains out, but I had a better idea.” The Inquisitor raised his eyebrows. “Oh yes, it was my brains behind all of it. Tau Fire Warriors and Imperial Guardsmen solidifying their relationship with a join training exercise? What a wonderful idea!” K59 grinned his toothless grin, and pointed a finger toward the roof: “Ah, but no prizes for guessing whose Guardsmen took part in the exercise. Krieg 57th, those blessed bastards never once failed me. Once the joint maneuvers started, the Krieg blew near two hundred Tau to the Warp. I had the artillery completely annihilate the observing Ethereal and the Tau Command Cadre, and then I walked into the Imperial commander’s office and plastered his brains all over the wall! That was a fine day, Inquisitor. Fine day indeed.”

>>2285346
Well, they are Krieg guardsmen, cloned death-fanatics of the Emperor, serving and dying to absolve their world of the stain of heresy and rebellion.
And these xeno shits took a fucking COMMISSAR prisoner for torture. Like hell, boys. Like hell. Show 'em what torture means.

>>2285359

OP deleted posts to fix an error I guess.

>>2285360

Just as planned.

Saved it.
Six pages in Times New Roman 12pt.
Proceed

>>2285359
Time paradox.

>>2285361

Damn skippy. My respect for IG has gone up tenfold.

Krieg + K59= RUN HERETICS RUN

“Do you consider that diplomatic talks with the Tau may have been beneficiary to the Imperium in the Medusa system?”

“Oh yes, definitely. However, xenos are only good to be used then disposed of. The Eldar in the area were highly antagonistic towards the Tau, and it was –their- help the Imperium needed in the system. So by fucking over the Tau we pacified the Eldar somewhat, though they hardly trusted us. But that’s okay, because we fucked over the Eldar too. The end justifies the means, Inquisitor.”

“Is that your motto?”

“What? I’ve already told you my motto: Better safe than sorry.”

The Inquisitor leaned forward, steepling his fingers. K59 assumed that now he would found out what this is all about.

“Have you ever heard of an Inquisitorial Commissar, K59?”

“There’s no such thing.”

“Exactly.” Not sure what he meant, K59 stayed silent.

“There’s a saying where I come from: the only thing harder than dying for a belief is killing one’s mother for it.”

“Well that’s convenient then.”

“Indeed. Now, I have heard all of these things about you. Now I need you to prove something to me.” K59 nodded interestedly.

“Are you willing to die for the Emperor?”

“Yes.”

“Prove it.”

“But you can detect lies.”

“Prove it anyway.” K59’s mind whirred. He had no idea what the Inquisitor was getting at, but he would be damned if this bastard didn’t believe that he would die for the Emperor.

“Give me a gun then.” Schrodinger immediately un-holstered his bolt pistol and slid it across the table. K59 picked it up, and put it to his head.

“Is it loaded?” Inquisitor Schrodinger smiled.

“Maybe.”

K59 chortled, and pulled the trigger.

+++++

To: Inquisitorial High Lord, Terra
From: Lord Inquisitor-Interrogator Schrodinger , Clearance Alpha-minus
Subject: K59
Priority: High
Message format: Delayed astropath feed
Received: 999.M41

Thought for the Day: Better safe than sorry

Message Body:

He passed.

Fin.

>>2285391

>“Is it loaded?” Inquisitor Schrodinger smiled.
>“Maybe.”

I lol'ed

OH YES YOU ARE A GOD

Well played, good sir. Saved, would read again.

Vote it up on the archives bitches. Perhaps save somewhere.

A friend of mine would like this.
I'll give him a copy.

JUST AS PLANNED

>>2285411

Give 1d4chan a copy too.

>>2285415

Don't jynx it you fucker.

Enjoyed it OP.

Krieg 57th...

Soldier Fanatics of the God Emperor

THAT WAS AWESOME

A bit more than 7 pages...
8 pages TNR 12pt total.

>>2285427

It was about 9 pages for me.

>>2285427

1. Open that word file.
2. Copy.
3. http://1d4chan.org/index.php?title=K59&action=edit
4. Paste.
5. ?????
6. PROFIT

OP, you are awesome. Plain and simple.

First 40K write fiction I've been able to read properly and enjoy without getting bored.

OP, thank you very much for an awesome thread before I went to bed.

You could work for GW with this.

By the Emperor that was fucking awesome.

What's his real name?
Commissar Fuckwin? Commissar Titanium Balls? Or just Commissar?

I'm glad you all enjoyed it, now I'm off to bed.

>>2285456

His name is K59. That is all it needs to be.

But if it had to be anything, Commissar Manlee Vandermassive McFuckhuge.

>>2285458

Sleep well, he who brought us K 59.

This story would go well with a certain chan. It must be saved for future generations of fuckwin Commissars.

thats fucking awsome im gona draw some illastrations for this

Thank you OP
You have just made my day

Bumping.

someone make this shit a movie!

>>2285994
Don't. We all remember what happened last time someone tried to make a 40k movie.

Bump for greatness.
Long live the Emperor!

>>2286022

yeah, I've never understood why illegal torrents of the Damnatus movie never got out.. anyone know where the makers live? = D

Great story, my compliment, OP!

>>2286220
Germany. Beyond that, not a fucking clue.

I approve of this thread.

K59 needs to be Drawfagged as soon as possible!

>>2287914
Preferably chainswording some half-naked Eldar in the midst of the Krieg's RIP AND TEAR fest.

Bump for drawfaggotry!

This thread has given me a +4 to manliness and a +10 to badass.

I love the Schrodinger references to "Maybe", and the question of whether or not there was a round in the bolt pistol.

Brilliant stuff.

This shit kicked ass. Saving

this needs another bump

>the question of whether or not there was a round in the bolt pistol.

I guess in the Imperium somebody passing a test does not mean they survived.

>>2289307
Nonono. I think he meant that the Commissar was unsure of whether or not the bullet was there, but pulled the trigger anyways, even though the Inquisitor said, "Maybe."

>>2289307
No, it doesn't.

I like to think K59 went on to live a long and healthy life.

the OP let it end with a feeling of unease, and you never know if he actually lives or dies.

bravo

>>2289474
and killed many heretical bitches.

>>2289486

Violently.

>>2289474
>>2289486
What is a "long and happy" life in the 40k world of GRIMNDARK?

>>2285355When he chopped off the xenos’ dick and forced it down his throat I think he found the limits of the little contraption, but it was great while it lasted.

Give this man a medal.

>>2289503
If you tried, K59 would probably execute you, screaming something about "You need medals to prove your worth to the Emperor?!" And then he'd execute several people after that.

>>2289514

Maybe not, he has a real thing for the Krieg.

As a side note, the drawing from the OP Motivational is exactly how I imagine K59 when in uniform.

K59 has a raging hard on for the krieg

>>2289646
Who doesn't? They're a 12.0 on the 10 point scale of badassery

>>2289646
Shit, so do I, and I don't even call myself gay.

>>2289685

Forgot your sage?

i think about them when i fuck my girlfriend


o who am i kidding? i dont have a girlfriend....... so ronrey

So when do we get drawfaggotry of this ugly bastard with a crazy grin torturing dying Dark Eldar while Krieg go batshit around him?

>>2289786

Never.

Sooner than we think. Drawfag seems interested.

>>2290152

Didn't he go to bed?

For a Commissar this guy's dialogue is extremely unbelievable in its low brow style. That's my only real negative point against it, as it prevented me from truly going onwards too heavily.

>>2290200

He does seem a tad unconventional however, even for a Commissar.

Best 40K fiction I've ever read.

Unconventional indeed. What's he being punished for anyway? Enjoying his work?

>>2290310
A number of summary executions so large it borders on mass murder, I'd assume.

>>2290310

>about forty six thousand

And that was just early on in his career.

Bump, drawfaggits, etc.

Wonderful story. Bump for drawfags.

>>2290425
>>2291084
Have no fear, drawfag is here!

>>2291149
Hurry the fuck up.

K59: if you absolutely, positively need to crush the enemy beneath HUGE BALLS. Manliness OVER 9000, about double the value of BRIAN BLESSED and GEORGE ZIMMER multiplied.

FUCKHUGE EPIC!

>>2291164
Not so fast, Tim.

>>2291184

Make your time, good drawfag.

>>2291149

OH FUCKING SHIT YES

>>2291149
EMPEROR BE PRAISED!

Bump for eventual awesome.

Needs a rewrite for bad grammar and structure, but good ending redeemed it.Not bad, not bad.

Shove

So where is the drawfaggotry?

>>2292981
SHUT THE FUCK UP OP

>>2292981
i'm the bad drawfag, i wouldnt do this because my shitty skills wouldnt do justice to this character

>>2291184

How fast is fasT?

>>2292981
>>2293043
Tommorow. I promise.

>>2293062
God damn it you faggot.

>>2293062
It BETTER be done.

>>2293062
The fuck is keeping you from doing it today anyway?

Bump for faster drawfaggotry.

Bump for drawfaggotry.

>>2293084

"And dis is why we bring trolls!"

>>2293433

Scarecron making deals with the /tg/ mafia?

Faggots who don't think K59 is dead know nothing of the inquisition.

>>2293495
Faggots who think all inquisitors are use identical batshit-insane methods haven't read Eisenhorn.

Don't get me wrong, all inquisitors tend to to be pretty batshit insane, but some are batshit insane in very unconventional ways. Like finding the hugest set of testicles they can find and forcing him to join the inquisition in some odd, roundabout fashion.

>>2293062

Very well, we await eagerly.

Bump for tomorrow.

>>2296133

bump for good /tg/ lit

>>2296460
>>2296355
>>2296133

Bump for Drawanon, HURRY UP OH LAWD

Is it tomorrow yet?

It's not often I can read fanfiction without cringing and wondering at what illiterate dumbfuck wrote it...thank you, Anon. My faith in the internet is restored.

that was fucking rad. well done fa/tg/uys for bumping this or i never would have read it

bump

I'm pretty sure Commisar BALLS killed himself.
The whole "better safe than sorry" hinted pretty heavily towards that.

>>2295092
Foreshadowing
>Today it would all end, and he would receive either the benediction or the oblivion he craved.
Protip: Emperor's Benediction = Mercy Killing.
K59 is dead.

>>2297059
MAYBE.

>>2297066
Touche.

>>2297059
That's more commonly referred to as The Emperor's Mercy. Benediction in this context, I think, would be 'found innocent'.

>>2297144
There is no such thing as innocence.

>>2297161
Found 'not negligent or wasteful', then.

>>2297059
But oblivion would be redundant then and the sentence would literally read. "He would either receive the happy oblivion he craved or oblivion oblivion that he craved."

They took the humor out of 40k. So now are you taking the GRIMDARK out of it? You garner the attention of the Inquisition in any way shape or form and you die. IG helps an inquisitor get rid of an infestation of chaos from a city? Purge all the guardsmen to make sure they haven't been corrupted. There's a backwater planet devoted to chaos? Purge the entire fucking system. Space Marine chapter is under suspicion of having gene-seed degradation? Purge.
Inquisitor Lord Karamazov killed a preacher who Thorians and the Ecclesiarchy thought may have been the next vessel of the Emperor because he was -too- good. This was after months of interrogation of course and judgement was found just before thorian forces were about to attack Karamazov's stronghold.
There is never an instance where an Inquisitor says, "Oh sorry, I must have been wrong all this time. Please go about your business." No. Inquisitors don't apologize they kill. Now does this make them good or in the right? Probably not. Does this make them fair? Hell no. But K59s motto of Better Safe Than Sorry is the motto of the inquisition as a whole.
>>2297183
I figured it was death with the Emperor's graces or the death of a heretic and traitor.

>>2297304
So you don't think he'd crave death+forgiveness more than just death?

>>2297334
>Pain had been nothing new to K59 even before they brought him here, and even if he died unforgiven he would breathe his last content that he was one tough motherfucker.

He's a bad ass motherfucker. He didn't care which was given to him, the death of a loyal servant of the emperor or the death of a traitor. I think he was just tired of all this mucking about. I'm sure like anyone he'd prefer death as a Commissar but at this point he didn't care. At least that's my opinion.

what would happen if Uzgob and K59 fought?

>>2297304
I don't mind the Grimdark, it's all the stupidity that rankles me. Even comeing up with a new weapon spec that will sweep the xenos from the system will get you and all your co-workers killed by the tech-priests and the plans burned. I think the Imerpium should of been crushed long ago due to its own sstupidity, hatred, all the exterminus and feeding of millions to golden boy's corpse. Yet it still stands to minis can be sold.

>>2297523
And that's why I like Thousand Sons.

>>2297561
Perhaps the most fail of all the CSM. Congratulations.

yup

>>2297523
Spoilers:
The reasons you listed as stupid are the same reasons why the Imperium is still standing.

New technologies are avoid because if every asshole with a lab coat starts messing around with their super science, the Imperium is eventually going to make something that fucks the shit out of themselves. Again.

You want to know why the Imperium has Servitors and not robots? It's because the last time Humanity made full-on robots, they ended up with unstoppable metal horrors whose sole joy in their vile unlife was the murder of humans.

>>2297607
You say that the Imperium's hatred is unwarranted?

Hatred of what? You're going to have to be specific here.

Do you mean the hatred of Xenos? Were it not for the hatred of Xenos, humanity would have devoured, mind controlled, enslaved, and raped to death. Xenos which are not actively antagonistic towards humanity are so few and far between as to be non-existent.

And before you even start, Tau would not be happy with any association with humanity that didn't leave all humans subservient to them.

>>2297694
And sterilised. Don't forget that.

So how's that drawfaggotry coming along, Drawanon?

>>2297607
And now, instead of robots, we have Space Marines whose sole joy in life is the murder of non-humans and humans alike. Seems like an improvement to me!

>>2299727
Indeed it is.