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    238 KB Drunkhammer Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)00:22 No.2276498  
    I've got no doubt in my mind this has been done before but for shits and giggles, I submit this to the fa/tg/uys.

    Replace your models with shotglasses. Play 40k. When something dies, you drink that fucker.

    Horde armies should be played with beer. Quasi elite units should be played with premix. Elite units that are hard to kill should be played with straight shots of your drink of choice. Multiple wound models are a shot a wound. Monstrous creatures are replaced with large cups of strong premix and the cup is split into sections for each wound.

    750 points is a good game size.

    Vehicles are worth a shot for ever weapon destroyed and immobilised result and finally once more when it explodes.

    NIGHTMARE MODE: Play Buffalo. If you ever pick up a model with your right hand and Buffalo is called, you must drink. This includes during deployment.

    Pic related. I think it was the Scout snipers.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:24 No.2276514
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    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)00:24 No.2276517
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    And just to clarify that all players involved were also /b/tards, I submit my opponent's Broodlord.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:25 No.2276522
    my guard would be lethal
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:25 No.2276523
    This sounds awesome.
    >> Which one... Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:37 No.2276582
    In large games, are victory points awarded according to those who do not vomit?
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:39 No.2276592
    God, I want to play this. Right the fuck now.
    >> Open Society of Transparency, /tg/ division leader Fernando Montez !CF3MHARUHI 08/01/08(Fri)00:39 No.2276594
    Nice idea but i prefer games where i don't end up with alcohol poisoning.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:41 No.2276606
    EASY MODE: for the kidneys... Play warhammer.
    Take a shot if:
    a vehicle or a squad is destroyed or runs off the board
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)00:44 No.2276620
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    A carnifex and squad of genestealers move through the ruins...
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:45 No.2276626
    Lol... Plastic cups.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)00:47 No.2276638
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    A painted carnifex ready to eat some marines
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:48 No.2276642
    take another shot if one of your characters looses a challage
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:49 No.2276647
    I'd worry about some drunken jackass knocking the table and spilling necrons all over. Delicious delicious necrons.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)00:50 No.2276651
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    Genestealers flanking terminators. One of us is about to get really drunk...
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:51 No.2276658
    What the fuck is that crimson thing in the background?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 08/01/08(Fri)00:52 No.2276668

    looks like a velvet vest.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:53 No.2276672
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    A brilliant idea.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)00:53 No.2276674
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    A genestealer tends to his fallen commrade. Its cold...so cold...
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:53 No.2276676
    Well that's just gay.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:54 No.2276683

    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)00:54 No.2276685
    Oh god, Tyranid gaunts with the 'Without Number' rule.

    DO WANT.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:00 No.2276707
    I didn't even know that they even still made vests.

    I mean, even Gays find vests gay.

    Trust me, I should know. I'm a vest.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)01:01 No.2276713
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    A genestealer bleeds out. Vision was getting blurry, and the shots sloppy at this point..
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:04 No.2276723

    Enemy Without Number: Essentially, when a unit is wiped out, place that unit back at your table edge.

    I'm taking annual leave.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)01:11 No.2276749
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    Our cat, trying to work out what exactly was going on. Oh yeah, for the record, its not a vets. They're red boxers.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:14 No.2276765
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    Just found a comic about this.

    Bring on the dreadnoughts!
    >> demshizoid 08/01/08(Fri)01:15 No.2276769
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    Oh, heavens, I remember this comic.
    >> Boston Tentacle Party !!sS2TVHm9A4b 08/01/08(Fri)01:20 No.2276791
    Vests are pretty snazzy when worn with a tuxedo. Hell, they're sweet with just a good (white) button down and black pants.

    But you have to be skinny to pull them off.

    I don't even play WH40k, but I'd learn just for this.
    >> No Man 08/01/08(Fri)01:27 No.2276835
    This poses an excellent question: if we changed it to "Dungeons and Drunkards," would you take a gulp (or shot) for every time YOU are hit, or an ENEMY is hit?
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:28 No.2276845
    as a guard player, fuck this game I dont want to die just yet.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:30 No.2276855
    what would an imperator titan be? a keg?
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:32 No.2276874
    budweiser in a shot glass for your IG
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:37 No.2276898
    Every time the dice rolls.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:40 No.2276911
    40k, without dealing with greedy salesman, expensive models, painting and modeling? You found a way to make this game fun.
    >> No Man 08/01/08(Fri)01:45 No.2276933

    But... I'm not aiming for liver failure...
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:45 No.2276936

    baneblade is 3 beers.

    warlord titan is a 5L heinken mini keg.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:47 No.2276946
    Actually, your pic has given me a better idea.

    Play a capture the objective game and replace the objective markers with shot glasses. When you capture an objective, your opponent drinks the fucker. If all objectives are drunk move them and restart the game. Continue until you run out of liquor or one of you is under the table.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:53 No.2276982
    This idea.... so pure and beautiful.....

    I am going to call my buddies immediately , we shall paly with our old 2e handbooks from highschool!
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)01:57 No.2277001
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)02:03 No.2277027
    PROTIP: liver damage does not occur after 10-15 drinks.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)02:05 No.2277034

    People mentioning liver damage are obviously planning to play Drunkhammer more than once.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)02:23 No.2277110

    Then you're not doing it right.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)02:31 No.2277152
    For the record, I threw up after the Terminators got shredded by Genestealers. It helps to have other players handy to tag in and finish the game.
    >> Salamanders Fanboi !!WlIoNcUcOH3 08/01/08(Fri)02:34 No.2277164
    I call dibs on your stuff after you die.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)02:34 No.2277169
    No, but alcohol poisoning sure does.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)02:37 No.2277180

    You can have the Broodlord.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)02:42 No.2277206
    You have shit tolerance. I have gone well over 32 1.5 oz shots without so much as a hangover.

    I was still drunk the next day.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)02:44 No.2277213

    Yeah. It's been a while since I did any heavy drinking. This was breaking back in.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)02:48 No.2277227
    I convinced my friends playing a MTG draft tournament (myself, 7 other people, and a booster box) at my friends parents beach house for his 21 birthday to do a MTG drinking game: Everytime you are hit for damage, you take a shot of bushmills (or similarly alcoholic beverage). All but one of my friends didn't make it past the first round.

    God damn lightweights >:(
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)02:57 No.2277270
    Variant 40k games do have another evil cousin. Every 40ker has proxy models they will probably never use. Put them in a game and play. Whenever a unit gets hit with anything, hit the actual models with a mallet. Vary the size of the hammer for the strength of the hit. Its called Smashhammer and its great.
    >> Drunkhammer 08/01/08(Fri)03:09 No.2277318
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    Dice pong.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)04:46 No.2277604
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    Bump for great justice!
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)05:25 No.2277718
    Damn, you stole my name
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)05:39 No.2277773
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    need help /tg/ trying to put soulstorm on- didnt want to load up, saying something like, cannot orthorise disk- its all 100% bought and made legally :D. so i thought i'd reinstall the game.... now THIS happens (refer to pic), please i need to KILL SOME HUMIEZ! the same problem for the other DOW games as well, what is happening THQ?!!

    pic VERY related
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)07:58 No.2278543
    It means you are an idiot for using any other OS than WinXP

    Also, try cleaning the disc's underside with MOTHERFUCKING SOFT tissues or glasswipes GENTLY.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)09:14 No.2278895
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    >> The Former CC !KV3AHi5DOQ 08/01/08(Fri)09:19 No.2278909

    u r a faget
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)15:23 No.2280207
    I still can't get over how fucking genius this is.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)23:00 No.2282580
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    Bump for the Emperor. Spread the word.

    Pic related. The shotglasses we used for vehicle damage on the Whirlwind and Dreadnought.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)23:06 No.2282621
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    My dice are baptised now.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/08(Fri)23:10 No.2282646
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    Bumping for great justice.

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