That doesn't explain Tau.

>>1882194
HERESY

>>1882207
The tau player is taking a long bathroom break. Everybody has agreed to not fuck his shit up while he gone.

FOURTH WALL BROKEN!

Gork and Mork are two soccer fan brothers who root for separate teams. They'll fight eachother at the drop of a hat, and fight someone else together at the drop of a different hat. Just don't drop any hats if you're near them.

The Necron player is a really quiet and creepy sci-fi nerd. He spends a lot of time on Transhumanist message boards.

The Eldar player is a Tolkien geek, and wanted to make his favorite race in a sci-fi setting. His little brother insisted on helping though, so they have guns that shoot ninja stars, and one of them has a set of guns on his face.

The Tau player is the Eldar player's little brother after he's finally grown up a bit. He's still irritating, and he's still on his anime kick.

The Dark Eldar player is the Eldar Player's arch nemesis. Mostly he just a jackass, and he knows the Eldar player is a pushover who wouldn't stop him from basically stealing his idea and raping it.

The Emperor was actually a really awesome guy who came up with the game, the rules, and he took all of the other player's stories and wove an awesome universe out of it. Tragically, he got in a car accident and has been in a coma.

His oldest son had read Starship Troopers, and he liked the idea of power armored knights. He's the Space Marine player.

His youngest son wasn't too creative and didn't want to make up a lot of new stuff, so he just bought some green army men and made the imperial guard. His dad helped him actually fit them into the universe properly.

His daughter doesn't think much of the church, and decided to make a parody of the inquisition. Also, since the rest of the game is a bit of a sausagefest, she made her army all female. The Sisters of battle player is also a bit of a pyro.

>>1882325The Emperor was actually a really awesome guy who came up with the game, the rules, and he took all of the other player's stories and wove an awesome universe out of it. Tragically, he got in a car accident and has been in a coma.

The chaos gods are all The Emperor's old friends.

Nurgle is a true Neckbeard, and a bit of a slob. He's also incredibly friendly, and the Imperial Kids think of him as almost an uncle.

Slaanesh is actually a rather bookish looking woman, but she has a list of fetishes as long as both of your arms. Most of the time she's quiet and reserved, but when she gets in one of her costumes, it's probably best to leave the kids at home.

Khorne is a jock who doesn't really get what all this faggy storytelling is about, so he decided to keep things simple. Beer for the beer god, chips for the chip dip. He might not be too bright, but he's also insanely dependable. He will drive through a blizard and fight through a mob of people just because he said he'd be somewhere.

Tzeench is possibly the smartest of the bunch. If he directed his inteligence towards anything other than tiny soldier fightan games, he'd run everything. Instead, he just smiles, adjusts his glasses and mutters "Just as planned".

>>1882371
>Beer for the beer god, chips for the chip dip.

New worshiper of Khorne motto.

>>1882371
>>1882325
>>1882304
Awesome.

This is great.

And the tyranids player would be...

>>1882413
Koreans?

>>1882413

You now that guy who you invite over and just won't stay the fuck out of your fridge? That's the Tyranid Player.

>>1882413
A Korean

Submitted to archive.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/vote.html?threadnum=1882194

>>1882419
>>1882424
CHINKMIND KEKEKEKEKEKE

>>1882413
Fuck, I knew I was forgetting someone.

The Tyranid player, oddly enough, is an exterminator by trade. When he tried to think of the most dangerous thing he could think of, he imagined an endless tide of gigantic bugs. Go figure. The Space Marine player worked for him for a few summers, and when they shared their interest in wargames, the Tyranid player was invited to join in.

this aint that good

>>1882449
needs draw or write-faggotry to be archive worthy

>>1882470
my thoughts exactly

The Squats player wasn't one of the Imperial Kids, but he wanted to try and fit in with them. He made up some Space Dwarves (Gork, Mork and the Eldar Player can do it, so he can too) and wrote them in as the stout defenders of the imperium. He was a bit too silly though, and he never quite fit in. Eventually it just got too awkward and he sort of just left quietly. The group doesn't talk much about him anymore...

>>1882495
Dawwwwwww

The "Stagnation of the fluff" in the 40k universe is really the uncomfortable hesitation of the group from moving much further from where The Emperor left them. They don't want to stop playing his game, but they also don't want to change it too much. The inclusion of the newest players, the Tau and Necron guys, represents a hesitant step. The Chaos Gods are, oddly enough, holding the whole group together. Nurgle keeps everyone happy with his jolly diplomacy. Khorne makes sure everyone shows up for game days, driving out and throwing them into his truck if he has to get them there. Tzeench is making sure the rules keep improving and that the backstory fits together right (although all the players keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't slip up and give himselve a huge advantage). And everyone is terrified of Slaanesh, either for the riding crop or whip she carries with her at all times, or for the embarrassing photographs she might happen to have lying around.

Fukkin Saved

Moar.

I liek it.

WH40K is actually the Games of Divinity played by the Celestials in Exalted.

The Imperial Kids have been holding up well since their dad's accident. They've grown up a bit too since the game started. The Space Marine player isn't really a 'kid' anymore, and his responsibilities have toughened him up and made him a lot more serious from back when he would name his characters after pop stars, but the fact that his favorite chapter is still the Ultramarine Ultramarines from Ultramar is a sign that he hasn't lost that sparkle.

The Imperial Guard kid is still a kid, but now he fully realizes how much fun he can have with this awesome toy his dad left him.

The Sister of Battle hasn't been that involved with the game, but she does have fun when she plays. She uses it to relive some of the frustration your average angsty teenage girl builds up on a daily basis. Just look at the penitent engines and arco-flagelents. If you look at the models, you can recognize a bit of a few of her ex-boyfriends.

By the Creator's stone....

This is the most wonderful thread I have ever seen this board produce.

The grand question is: Who among us shall be the ones to truly honor this concept, and make a webcomic? The amount of material here is enough for a full crew of likable, human characters, but each reflects the essence of their army.

Could... Could you do it /tg/? could you take this epic, and turn it into something epic enough for the Emperor?

>>1882602
>webcomic

FAIL

>>1882602

Nay, we are but men!

>>1882602

im for it, as long as it doesnt suck

>>1882619
ROCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1882631
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YOU HAVE MADE ME SMILE.

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Slaanesh is actually a rather bookish looking woman, but she has a list of fetishes as long as both of your arms. Most of the time she's quiet and reserved, but when she gets in one of her costumes, it's probably best to leave the kids at home.

MAI WAIFU

fuck it, I saw we do the webcomic, there must be a drawfag out there who can draw for us, then just use the board for insperation and for storylines

>>1882582
How can penitent engine be a boyfrend?

>>1882602
no, this is a brilliant idea. I'd love it

The kid who plays the Daemonhunters is a old friend of the group that like the daughter doesn't play as much, but does when he can. He had a very religious upbringing, and his parents are fundamentalists that aren't aware he plays. Despite his parents and childhood, he himself is actually very nonreligious and used his childhood as inspiration for the army.

>>1882673

Thick, by the rules brick of meat who just does what he's told. 300 pounds of muscle.

Well, the concept is there. I think I am going to sit down and write up full character biographies. For the Chaos Gods, I believe they should use their god names, only fitting. But what about the others? Do they get real names, or go by their army names? Maybe use names from the fluff, or just say screw it and use a normal name?

The Eldar player and Slaanesh actually hooked up at one point. It didn't work out, but he was still pretty hurt when she hooked up with his rival the next day. That was also when his rival learned about this game. The Eldar player has never really forgiven her for that.

The Dark Eldar player and Slaanesh have been more or less an item for a while, although mostly because DE likes the fact that it pisses off the Eldar player, and Slaanesh doesn't feel bad about unleashing some of her more unplesant fetishes on the jackass.

The Tau player is terribly naive. The Chaos players have managed to 'corrupt' every other player at least a little bit in some way, but as a running joke the Tau player just seems to not get it. He also thinks that everyone can team up with his guys, and doesn't really understand that they are all supposed to be at war with each other.

This is fucking awesome and the webcomic idea is awesome.

You should feel awesome.

This just makes everything so much better.

>>1882692

Tau player needs to have a mean streak, and a real hatred for the Gork and Mork, going so far as to play games against them and them alone all the time.

Gork and Mork have a mixed relationship with everyone. Khorne and the Tyranid Player seem to have a similar wavelength, but the Ork Brothers are a bit much even for those two. Mostly they drop in uninvited at inconvenient times and wind up having a great time no matter where they are. A lot of the time the other players wind up having fun too (Even if they weren't expecting to), but other times they just think it is a huge pain. It's hit or miss, but somehow the Ork's never seem to cross the line far enough to alienate themselves.

This actually makes sense

A++, would archive again

>>1882753
Well, the Orks haven't alienated themselves to anyone except the Tau player. Since he doesn't quite get a lot of things, he also doens't quite get that the Orks mean well by their rampages and rampant good times. But instead of not playing with them, he's just constantly challenging them to games to try and get back at them. Gork and Mork think it's funny, so they humor him, and secretly hope that eventually he'll understand they're just avin' a good time.

>>1882772

Tau player must also be a serious neat freak. Ork boyz show up, and half the beer cans miss the recycle bin, and he finds cheetos in every possible crevice possible.

>>1882804
>and he finds cheetos in every possible crevice possible.
>cheetos in every possible crevice possible.
>possible crevice possible.

The Necron player is the quiet type, until you get him talking about robots and how the evolution of man is destined to become entwined with machines. He doesn't really add much in the way of storytelling, but he also has never missed a game since he started playing. He's just... always there.

>>1882816

>>1882194
The sisters of battle player and the Daemonhunters player both are close friends that would like to become closer. However they both have a paranoid suspicion that the other is dating someone else and thus never pursue a intament relationship.

>>1882820
People will start up games with him just to avoid the awkward silence.

>>1882682
Big robot piloted by nun CAN'T be your boyfrend!

>>1882846
No no no

If you look at the people who are strapped into the penitent engine, you see the tortured bodies and faces of her ex boyfriends. The Arco-flagellants are a similar thing.

>>1882850
Damnit, nevermind, i think I had the wrong idea about wtf a penitent engine was. Whoops.

Would you be my girl?

Names, people, we need names for these guys.

Ork Players: Pat and Matt? it needs to rhyme

Space Marine kid: Caesar

Sister of battle: Sarah? something reserved or humble

Impy kid, Alex maybe

Khorne: Bob. He's simple, give him a simple name

Nurgle: Charles/Chuck?

Slaanesh: idk about her

Tzeentch: Dexter

Eldar: an androgynous name, like Ashley or something liek that.

DE: idk

Tau: idk

Tyranids: idk

Necrons: idk

who did I forget?

Tyranid player is a very lean guy, always with a nervous energy, and seems to be able to consume entire extra large pizzas and not end up like Nurgle. Loves everything xenomorph like, and has forced everyone to watch the good Alien movies, as in one and two and three, more times then they would like to count. Also has a large array of pet bugs, ranging from mantis to scorpions, to a massive colony of some really mean ants.

And I think he should be an entomologist instead of an exterminator. Someone who goes to college for a master's in studying bugs would be perfect. Reason why the 'Nids have so many different kinds of bioweapons and unit combinations, he just used already existing creatures as templates.

>>1882874
Wait, I've got it. The repentia and the pilots of the penitent engines are based off of girls she dislikes.

The Arco-flagellants are based off of ex-boyfriends.

The Callidius Assasin is her idealized overpowered self-insertion character.

Necrons: Mortimer

I am sure a male could get strapped to a penitent engine... Unless the fluff strictly forbids it or something....

>>1882877
Ork Players: Bill and Ted

>>1882885
I don't think a person who has actually studied etymology would give his stuff ORGANIC GUNS THAT HAVE ORGANIC PROTRUSIONS WHICH LOOK LIKE ORGANIC MAGAZINES.

So no, I disagree.

>>1882900
>Gork and Mork: Bill and Ted
Fixed.

>>1882901
Yeah, I thought Entymologyst at first too, but then i thought no self respecting bug researcher is going to come up with this shit.

Therefore? An Exterminators Nightmare Fuel turned into tiny plastic models.

>>1882911
Also the idea of having the Space Marine player working with the exterminator as a summer job ties in with the Space Marines clearing out space hulks and such of Tyranid Infestations

So, how would look Chaos Undecided guy?

>>1882900
>>1882907

And this is why I still have hope for 4chan to NOT BE CANCER

>>1882919

The 4 chaos players (and the Emp) had an orgy, and slaanesh got pregnant but they don't know whose kid it is.

INSIGHTFUL THREAD IS INSIGHTFUL

>>1882923
There was a competition on the radio a few weeks back to win some random compilation CD or something. the question was "Which band featured Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan?"

Noone got it right. ;_;

>>1882926
no, Chaos Undivided is just a /b/tard of some kind, fuck

>>1882930

FUCKING SAVE'D

>>1882877

Khorne: I say Earl. Bob is a good name, but over used. Haven't seen anyone use Earl in a while, and it does have a hint of redneck in it.

Slaanesh: Gonna have to use the name of a gal I know. Dahnel. Totally the book worm type, she goes to college because it is fun and she loves to learn. Come night fall, she is deciding which handcuffs she wants to wear, and if it should be leather, or chainmail for her collar.

Tyranid: Joe. But the Gods I say Joe. It's the name of my biology professor, who is a field entomologist when not teaching. Plus, he plays Nids!

Tau: Hoshi. Make 'em an actual Japanese for sake of storyline, and so we don't have a weeaboo in the comic. Seriously. No.

DE: Jeff. just one of those names that belongs to a douchebag, Jeff

Necron: Aaron, but he does by the nickname Grid, short for Gridlinked, after a book he read and loved. (PS, read Gridlinked)

>>1882919
Chaos Undecided is the fictional character the Chaos Players made up to blame things on when they decide to work together on something. Since most of the time they are either genuinely disagreeing on something, or simply taking different sides to avoid overwhelming the other players, Chaos Undecided is this mysterious figure who has grown to be an in-joke. in order to make sure he remains an in-joke, they also came up with Failbadon, the in-game avatar of Chaos Undecided.

>>1882931

That's some sad shit.

This entire thread is a well spring of the pure essence of /tg/, made manifest. I salute you, OP, and all involved fa/tg/uys.

Make this webcomic. The Emperor needs to have been a bit of a dick to his oldest child when he was still up and kicking, always telling him that he has a lot to live up to and that if he keeps going the way he is he'll never live up to his potential.

>>1882379

BUD FOR THE BUD GOD.

>>1882936
>redneck

I assumed these people were Brits.

Op here, what have I created?

>>1882936
>>1882877
This is not good. A couple of the names seem to fit, like Caesar and maybe Sarah, but the characters need more connection to their respective races than that. Unless their names are like Caesar Astartes or something, but that's borderline ridiculous.

>>1882946

Multi-cultural, for extra fan basis?

Ah dun know, just thinking of names.

>>1882952
Only the most awesome thing ever.

You win the Game OP.

Feel good about yourself why dontcha?

>>1882952

A beautiful monstrosity. Be happy. It may just bring joy to people. What more could you ask for?

>>1882957
The Emp was a British guy, but he moved to Canada?/America? And all the players are what?/doesn't matter

Not the OP, but I did do a shitton of writing. First time I really did any major writing for /tg/, it's been fun. Totally worth staying up till 5AM.

>>1882965
will the archive thing at suptg update? Because I want the entire thread to be seen.

>>1882877

I think the Tau should have some kind off russian sounding name (yeah I know, obvious and cliche), but it just fits the communist vibe.
Or maybe he's north korean, fled to wherever the group is, with is family.

I've long wanted to play an insane character in a tabletop RPG who believed the whole world was just a game that unknown beings played. He would even have come up with a ruleset and stats (using a totally different system to the actual game).

>>1882976
It's updated at least once since it was submitted, I think it may update again.

>>1882978
yuri. It's Russian and Japanese. Fits the asian and the commie.

>>1882983
thank you

We need to add more detail to Spehs Muhrens guy.
Different chapters - different feeling.
I suggest 3 types:
1. Canonical Smurf/Blood-Dark Angels/ etc player. - SM kid.
2. Wolfspace Wolfmarines Wolfplayer - Wolfgang.
3. Angry Marines (and other kustum funny chapters) - fa/tg/uy aka permanent nerdrage.

Remember, the Tau player is the little brother of the Eldar player. He is enthusastic, naive and he believes in robots, railguns and the power of friendship.

>>1882996

Kai?

>>1882998
Fits right on the spot.

The Space Marine Player was one of the more popular kids at his highschool, and is one of the more popular students at his college. He has a ton of friends, several of which have joined in on the game as the various other major chapters.

>>1883007

I take it the various Chaos Factions can be the Chaos God's nieces and nephews? Of course none of them would have kids, for various reason, except maybe Khrone. (Nurgle, can't get any, Slaanesh, ruins all the fun, Tze, can't plan how a baby will act)

>>1883024
The Chaos Faction kids (could be cousins, too) used to hang out with SM kid and his friends, but as they got older, they grew apart, and now they only ever seem to argue.

>>1883024
To avoid having character bloat, and to make things simple, each faction should only have one player. However, the Space Marine player may have based a bunch of his chapters and characters on his school friends.

>>1883033
Oh, well disregard >>1883032, then.
I suck cocks.

Also Ork guys are very helpful when something needs to be repaired.
They can fix your broken ipod vith screw and hammer. It will work but it will look like junk.
Okr guys drive old car thal lost its original look by countless repairs and modifdications.

crooolin in mai skiiin

>>1883048
;_;

>>1883044
so are they mexican or middle eastern?

>>1883048

>>1883032

If you go that way, you may as well have a different SM kid for every chapter. Stick with the phases of their life. For example, SM kid went emo for a while - Night Lords/Raven guard.

>>1883062
Daemonhunter kid is named Thomas (after tomas torquemada)

>>1883044

Gork: Avid American Football fan. Owner of "Red Goes Faster" Paint and Body shop.
Mork: Avid Soccer player, also owns and operates "Choppa Forges" a blacksmithing business that makes everything from forks to yard posts to custom designed axes and swords. Also tinkers with electronics, and can do what >>1883044 mentioned.

>>1883061
Hey hey hey calm down, I already corrected myself here:
>>1883037

Perhaps "Back In The Day", there was one other of their group. The Emperor's best friend. He helped make the game, and thought he deserved a lot more credit than he got. But when he got drunk and got behind the wheel, the Chaos Players felt responsible. The only one who didn't attend Horus's funeral was The Emperor, as the doctors were still trying to save his life at the time.

>>1883075
Er, change Horus to Horace.

>>1883075

ARGH

STOP MAKING US CRY

>>1883075
Right before the accident, the Emperor and Horus got into an argument (which is why he got drunk), and the Chaos kids didn't do anything to stop him.

>>1883079
I CAN'T HELP IT! THE GRIMDARK IS TOO POWERFUL!

Shouldnt the Sisters player be younger than the Impy player; Since the sisters were formed long after the Heresy?

>>1883086
She isn't younger, she just started playing later. She started playing the game her dad made and her brothers were so crazy about when she needed to get her mind off whatever had her depressed at the moment. It also helped her feel closer to her dad.

>>1883075
>>The only one who didn't attend Horus's funeral was The Emperor, as the doctors were still trying to save his life at the time.

You, dear Anon, made me shed a single manly tear.

>>1883081
And what about story with SoB girl wanted to be Emp's bride?
I think things worked out somehow.

>>1883102
get out you incest freak.

>>1883075

Excuse me, I... I need to go find the soldering iron, I appear to be leaking.

>>1883102
how about we change that so it has to do with something about their mother.

>>1883115

Yeah, who was their mother?

Ages as of now
Chaos,tyranids- 30/40 range
IG- starting high school
rest are in their 20's, college years

>>1883121
I was going to leave her as the un-mentioned second parent. Perhaps she is just a supportive background character who never got involved with her husband's hobby.

>>1883121
No one. She serves cookies?Never plays. Is usually at the hospital talking to Emp, hoping to one day get a reaction from him. Recently she noticed something might be wrong with his life-support equipment.

No mother.

The kids were adopted. Saved, one might say, from an orphanage.

>>1883115
Could be the daughter inherited the SoB.... From the mother who stopped playing the game because she was too distraught over her husband's accident, maybe?

>>1883135
CRYING

MAKING

US

DO

IT

STOP

>>1883135
Me. Writing that I suddenly thought...Legio Custodes

>>1883121
Sister of silence, (i.e. deaf/mute)?

>>1883144
This.

>>1883135

She is the Admech? While not much for fixing cars, you give her any sort of house hold problem, from a water boiler to an air conditioner, to the laptop, she can fix it. Problem is, she has so many things to do, and only so little time.

She gets honorable mention, but not much more.

>>1883141
That is gay. I want Emp to be biological dad.

>>1883152
He adopts everyone except the SPESS MAHREEN kid.

Happy now, faggot?

>>1883124
Ages:

Nurgle: 38
The Emperor: 40
Khorne: 35
Tzeench: 34
Slaneesh: 29
Eldar: 25
Dark Eldar: 25
Tau: 14
Space Marines: 22
Sisters of Battle: 17
Daemon Hunters: 17
Imperial Guard: 14
Necron: 27

Sound good-ish?

oh shi-!

>>1883151
Im thinking admech is what Ig made up for his civilization. Remember its a very detailed game they are playing. Almost everything that belongs to one race falls under the jurisdiction of that player. With a freexceptions like Sm and SOB.

The Gray Knights can be the Witch Hunters zealot parents, who hate everything that the Chaos players are teaching. Could be a good story arc.

>>1883152
Agree. No need to add something that may never come up like if they were adopted or not

>>1883158
Maybe Nurgle's a bit too young, I mean he is "GRANDfather Nurgle", right? Maybe 60?

>>1883162
Oh shit, now I'm imagining Gork and Mork as PUNX who work as mechanics for fun and profit. Also possibly bikers.

>>1883158
I approve.

My vote is that the mother is left in the background, raising the kids as best she can, visiting The Emperor in the hospital, and basically serving as the metaphor for the Empire trying to run without it's Emperor. The kids are all their biological children, unless we want to add in drama and have one of them be the adopted child from when Slaneesh had a kid, which could actually be pretty interesting.

>>1883178
Well if we want to be 100% AKKORATE, Tzeetch is the oldest, but was born a retard and only wised up later.
Khorne was the first sentient one.
So Tzeetch - Khorne - Nurgle - Emperor - Slaanesh

>>1883180
And the Necron player as a morbid artist type. Shaved head, black-rimmed glasses, skinny. Always quietly sipping coffee while staring out a window. Takes pleasant strolls through cemeteries.

>>1883193
Isn't Slaanesh still older than the emp?

>>1883166
Not every single table top army can have a player. Grey knights could be inspired by DH grandparents or something but he plays the.

>>1883189
MOTHER Terra?

>>1883178
Nurgle is the oldest of the Chaos Players, and the others jokingly refer to him as Grandfather because of it.

>>1883194
It has been established he is a skinny robot loving geek. Try to read the rest of the thread.

>>1883174

But it adds an extra out-of-game potential arc, with the SM kid having to take responsibility for the family and taking care of IG kid and SoB girl - as well as his growing disdain for the Chaos players, blaming them for his fathers current condition.

>>1883195

if my fluff memory serves me the emperor was born around 10k bc? and hung around like a giant emo watching the human race grow, wheras the fall of the eldar was what allowed humanity to spread out in the first place, by dissapating all the warp storms. also, slaanesh, once born, always existed. logic =/= chaos

>>1883178
Everything's a bit exaggerated, though. I think 38's fine, and it'd be nice to have the Emperor be the eldest of the bunch.

>>1883201
agreed. not everything in the game has to correlate exactly to the players. everyone understand what im trying to say.

>>1883200
FUCK YES! WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE!?

Tau Kid and Imp Kid should be classmates brought together by this game. Maintain an odd sort of friendship. Tau Kid kinda gets on the obnoxiously naive and nerdy side sometimes but Imp Kid is generally cool with it.

>>1882194
OP here, I have to sleep. You have my blessing. Good luck with however you go abut this.

You all win gentlemen and you should feel awesome about this.

Nurgle: Charles "Grandfather" "Chuck"
The Emperor: ?
Khorne: Earl/Bob?
Tzeench: Dexter
Slaneesh: Alice?
Eldar: Ashley?
Dark Eldar: Jeff?
Tau: Kai
Space Marines: Caesar
Sisters of Battle: Sarah
Daemon Hunters: Thomas
Imperial Guard: Alex?
Necron: Mortimer "Mort"
Tyranids: Joe?

IG kid could have could have fucktons of friends, but SM kid tends to joke that he and a few of his buddies could still kick the crap out of all of them.

>>1883210
Ya they have a lot classes in hgihschool together,eat together during lunch. IG is cooler and brings tau kid to parties he gets invited to.

Please, as a Tau player, I beg who ever draws this, don't make the Tau a weeaboo. Make Eldar and Tau Japanese or Korean. We do not need a narutard in this.

>>1883238
gork and mork umm sam and butch?

>>1883241
The Tau player is not Weaboo. He believes in Robots, Railguns and The Power of Friendship. He watches saturday morning cartoons.

>>1883238

The Emperor is only ever refered to as Dad or Him. Always capitalised. Or, just call him John.

>>1882635

>>1883158
SM should be 24
SOB and DH 22
Necron 26
This will make them more realisticly college buddies and players in the same group

Dan and his friends.

>>1883272
who the fuck is dan

>>1883281
old thing from /tg/'s days long past.

On the names, Emperor should be caesar =emperor
SM would need a new name. Chris/Christopher?

This is game day.

>>1883267

Emperor: Arthur, or is it spelled with an E?

>>1883281

Seems people have left. I shall be sleeping then before I go. This thread is missing something..oh yes

>>1883290

group photo at Dad's last convention.

>>1883317
They used to cosplay? I don't like the sound of that.

Tau player collects weird bugs and animals, and has them as pets (Kroots and Vespid, anyone?)

Perhaps Dad is named Sigmund, as a play on Sigmar?

>>1883329
Just don't take it too far and steal from Nid player's fun.

OMG MODS AT WORK

I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW IT

>>1883287
I agree with calling emprah "Dad".
if anyone who's not a kid refers to him, still use "Dad" like a nickname.

>>1883343
what are you talking about

>>1883337

The crazy tweaker who stole some of Slaanesh's stuff.

>>1883348

PROOF! I Swear I saw him! But the link! It does NOTHING now!

Mods! We thank you for watching over this thread!

>>1883346
That seems so little kid cartoonish.

>>1883347
THIS:
>>1883353
8D

>>1883338
Remember, the 'Nid player is an Exterminator who is terrified of bugs. Which is why when he wanted to make a scary army, he made an army of bugs. But remember, his bugs don't look like real bugs.

Tau player: "Hey Nid Player, I know you like bugs, check out some of my colelction!"
Nid player: "... INFESTATION! AAAAAH" *sprays insecticide everywhere*

I say emperor needs name. The most common name on earth is Mohammad.

Furries love this thread. Ya emp needs an actual name

>>1883383

And what proof do you have of this? Outside the fact that everyone should love this thread.

>>1883379

I don't think so Tim.

Mother Terra has another purpose.

The Emperor had extensive notes about his game, and he kept them in his private study. After the accident, no-one knew what they were going to do about all the secret plotlines and such that he was keeping track of. Terra offered to help. She read through all the notes, and said she would help them keep track of things, without giving any one player the upper hand of knowing what was coming next. Everyone writes their stories and hands them over to her for approval.

Her aproval process is simple. She does a little editing herself (Or a lot, in the event of the Tau Player), and then she goes to the hospital. She reads the stories to her husband. The only criteria for approval is weather or not he smiles.

>>1883403
stop making me cry damnit

A young weaboo arrives

>>1883403
WHY

WHY

WHY MUST YOU KEEP DOING THIS?

Wow. We turned w40k into a slice-of-life anime. And it is still win.

The tears.... They are of pure joy for how this thread turned from a simple "What if" into this.

>>1883403
comas dont work that way

>>1883405
>>1883410
If you must stop your tears, imagine as Mother Terra reads the latest adventures of her youngest son's favorite commander. Amidst the sounds of the life support, as he lies on the hospital bed, The Emperor's otherwise expressionless face brightens up with a smile.

>>1883403

Oh jesus christ, you made me cry. No manly tears.

>>1883378
I never quite realized how emo Macha looked in that picture.
So ronery... ;_;

>>1883440
THIS MAKES ME CRY HARDER
You son of a bitch...

>>1883434
Well The Emperor's coma's DO work that way.

>>1883403

>>1883440
MANLY TEARS

>>1883440
Oh god damn you. Why can't you stop torturing me?

Ok, back on track people:

Names:

Nurgle: Charles "Grandfather" "Chuck"
The Emperor: Dad
Khorne: Earl
Tzeench: Dexter
Slaneesh: Alice
Eldar: Ashley
Dark Eldar: Jeff
Tau: Kai
Space Marines: Caesar
Sisters of Battle: Sarah
Daemon Hunters: Thomas
Imperial Guard: Alex
Necron: Mortimer "Mort"
Tyranids: Joe
Gork and Mork: Bill and Ted? (joke?)

Is this what we're going with?

>>1883570

I approve of this.

>>1883570
>Eldar: Ashley

Wait, isn't there something more androgynous than "Ashley"?

>>1883585
It was the most androgynous name I could think of but throw some out.

Phil the OM NOM NOM Exterminator

Please, please let today be the day. She hopes this against all hope. She walk to her usual spot and sits on the chair. The nurse walks out, as she always does when the woman comes to visit. The woman scooches her chair closer. Not a sound is made as there are groves in the tile from this action being repeated so many times over the years.
“Please, Kris, please wake up.” She whispers in his ears. Her eyes begin to water. Even after all this time it isn’t any easier for her. “Kris please. I try to keep a strong face for the kids and your friends and everyone. I try to keep them occupied with your game, but but…Oh Kris. I don’t know if I can do it anymore. I don’t think I can Kris. I need you to get up Kris. Please.” The tears are flowing down her cheek now. “And with this new development the doctors have found, you have to get up. Don’t you understand, the life support can’t keep you alive much longer. You have to get up or I’ll lose you. Please. Get up.”

>>1883593
lynn (common male name, actually), gwynne, max, sam, alex

>>1883570
After that story the Emperor is Kris. I feel bigg tough guys like gork and mork should be Sam and Butch as mentioned earlier

>>1883636
Kris as in Chris as in Christ
as in the relation GW makes between Emperor and Jesus.

The assassins player was a friend of a friend of one of the players, he liked the game but wasn't to fond of mass armies and such thinking there were better ways of getting the job done. He likes to show up to random games unannounced with his assassins and other mercenary groups, his tendency to work with others makes tau guy like him. He works at a gun store and likes modding all of his mins endlessly.

>>1883649
There is no assasin player. IG kid made that character for his army just Admech. Not every fricken possible group or unit has its own player. Sorry if I made that sound harsh

Before I go to sleep, I give this thread one last bump for justice. May it bring awesome to the morning crowd, providing it doesn't auto sage.

archieve someone please update the archieve.

ARCHIVE THIS

The archive has been updated. All posts before >>1883722 have been preserved.

Bump with a (corny) name attached:

40,000 Days in a Life

Oh god, I just got inspired for one more bit of writing. Those of you who have been reporting manly tears, please, look away.

Kai knew that his mortal enemies would not listen to reason, but he was going to give it a shot. He had heard so much about Alex's dad from the other players. He knew how important he was to everyone, and he kind of wanted to meet him too.

"Bill! Tedd! You scoundrels!" He stood outside the back window of the brother's shop, where he knew his voice would echo right up into their rooms.

"Whadyawant?" Tedd stuck his head out his window. With a grumbled "Wot's all this 'bout then?" Bill looked out his as well.

"I propose a temporary truce, for the Greater Good! I have a plan, and I need your assistance!" Kai spoke confidently, hands on his hips, chest puffed out with self importance.

"Oi, is this about that thing?" Tedd inquired. Bill nodded. "Wit' th' gang gettin' together for th' aniversary?" The brothers looked at eachother across the gap between their windows and nodded. "Yeah, we'll be there."

"Excellent! That makes everyone!" Kai beamed, and got back on his scooter and headed home. He had homework, and then preparations.

That saturday, he pushed his scooter again up the small hill that the Livingstone Memorial Hospital sat atop. He parked in the waiting room, and headed to the receptionist. "I'm here to see Alex's dad!"

The clerk looked down, paused for a moment, then smiled. "Ah, head right in, room 187. Terra is already with him."

Nodding enthusiastically, Kai dashed off, ignoring the admonitions to slow down. He peeked into the room, then squeezed through the door and took a seat next to Alex's mom. She smiled at him, and he looked on with a little awe at the "Golden Throne".

Over the next half hour, the rest of the group trickled in. When everyone had arived, Kai stood up and pulled out the banner he had made. "Okay everyone! Let the Warhammer 40,000 anniversary party begin!"

Each of the players took turns, reading off some of their favorite things about the game and giving a story or two of their favorite battles. Earl was surprisingly eloquent, and Mortimer managed to avoid talking about weird robot stuff. Bill and Tedd even delivered their bit via a drinking song. Jeff surprised everyone by not only refraining from insulting Ash, but he actually had some really nice things to say. Kai smiled the whole time. Alex's dad really did bring out the best in everyone.

After the last player had spoken, Terra got up and thanked all of the players for their continued support. She told them how the family was pulling through thanks to all their friends, that their friends were really part of their family. Then, one by one they started to leave. Terra had to take Alex home, Bill and Tedd had games to catch, everyone had lives to get back to. Kai watched them go, but he sat by the bed, watching the man in it intently.

As the last player left, Kai continued to watch, almost expectantly. He had seen this happen plenty of times before. He had done everything right.

"... You're supposed to get up..."

>>1883440

Manly tears, Rip and tear.

There was a cold chill up here on the side of the hill. Of course, there was always a cold chill up here on the side of the hill. This blank expanse of land stared out at the dying sea, and the cool ocean wind always smothered the coast in the evening. The aged timber of the peer creaked with disturbing regularity as a lone figure slowly paced his way towards the edge.

Caeser stared out to the horizon, savouring the salty smell of the breeze. It reminded him of days when his father would take him fishing, right off this very peer. Life had seemed so easy then, just him and his father. But life took that away from him. Life took it all away from him.

Life.

And the Traitor.

His ashes had been spilled into the ocean, without ceremony or love. Stricken with self loathing at the thought that one they counted as a friend could have betrayed them so fully, cut them so deeply. He let the bouquet fall from his hands and watched as the tide slowly dragged it out to sea. A cauldron of emotions bubbled beneath his quiet frame, a seething realm of uncertainties that threatened to overwhelm what remained of his personality.

The words spill from his mouth, pure in their truth.

"I hate you."

"I hate you, Horace."

Aww WTF /tg/. Has anyone made another thread to continue this yet? And so that those people who are awake during the DAY get to see it (those bastards)?

Well, Im off to sleep for the day.
Drawfaggotry signing off for the day.

Hopefully, we have given something new and proper to /tg/.

The original Emperor and his Dog was more bawww inducing.

>>1882885

>and has forced everyone to watch the good Alien movies, as in one and two

fixed.

Don't forget that the IG kid thinks everything about war is friggin cool. Most of his army ideas have been taken from history lessons, mostly about World Wars I & II and the armies that fought that time.