Goo Girls are Ooze mephits reshaped to better serve the purposes of the mage.
A Goo Girl is about 5 ft tall and weighs about 100 pounds. Goo Girls speak Common and Aquan.
Breath Weapon (su): 10 foot cone of hot, soapy caustic bubbles (this has the same effect as a Grease spell). Living creatures that fail their reflex saves are tormented by burning eyes unless they have immunity to acid or are otherwise protected; this effect imposes a -4 penalty to AC and a -2 penalty on attack rolls for 3 rounds (the save DC is Con based and includes a +1 racial bonus). This attack will extinguish small unprotected fires.
Spell-Like Abilities: once per hour a Goo Girl can hurl a Caustic Blob that functions like Melf's Acid Arrow (Caster Level 6). Once per day she can create a mass of vapors similar to a Fog Cloud spell, except that the vapors are intoxicating (Fort negates) [Variant Stinking Cloud; replace "nauseated" with "Intoxicated" in the spell description]; the save DC is Charisma based. (The fog is not flammable.)
Intoxicating Grapple: Goo Girls produce alcohol within their bodies; grappling with one is essentially the same as soaking in a vat of sake. Each round of the grapple is equivalent to drinking one mug of beer.
Fast Healing: a Goo Girl heals only if in a wet or alcholish environment.
Skills: a Goo Girl has a +8 racial bonus on any swim check to perform a special action or avoid a hazard; she can always choose to take 10 on a swim check, even if distracted or endangered; she can use the run action while swimming, provided she swims in a straight line.

General: as a Mephit, a Goo Girl can use her breath weapon every 1d4 rounds as a standard action.
Once per day, a Goo Girl can attempt to summon another Goo Girl (as Summon Monster) with a 25% chance of success. A Goo Girl who has just been summoned cannot use her own Summoning ability for 1 hour.
Goo Girls have blindsight instead of darkvision because they spend much of their time underwater.

Just to let you know I shit in your milk

>vat of sake
>vat of sake
>vat of sake

Excuse me, ur Japan is showing

>>1803980
you foolishly forgot your sage...

I would put my PENIS in a goo girl.

I would put my PENIS in a girl's goo.

My PENIS would put goo in a girl.

I would put my goo in a girl's PENIS

i would sage this thread

I would

I remember you from the monstergirl template. Long time no see. This looks much better, mainly because it is in an actual monster format. You forgot its saves and attacks though. I also thought Mephits, had a claw or a slam attack, so wouldn't improved unarmed be a waste?

Considering the cone of bubbles is being sprayed from her innards since she consists of goo/water or whatever, isn't she in turn spraying out her essence/quantity out which would be a bad idea if she were to ever be used/played out of water?

I'd use her out of water if you know what I mean

Goo Girl (Medium Mary Sue with Every Fucking Type)

Fuck you, loser.

i love how you took a neat concept and reduce it to ENDLESS WALL OF NUMBERS

I would put a goo girl in my PENIS

>>1804017
Mephits do have a claw attack, but I wanted this character to rely on her poison grapple. She needs Improved Unarm to get Improved Grapple, or am I wrong?

>>1804024
Yes. Mephits generally do badly outside their associated element.

>>1804067
The wall of numbers is actually quite incomplete, and a seperate post from the fluff entry. For example, her hit points are wrong for her constitution.

>>1804110
Actually, it would probably make more sense to give it a slam attack and Improved Grab(representing slapping something with atendril of goo and realing them into her mass with it).

At least in terms of grappling without provoking.

>>1804110
you realize that nobody would actually care about the stats and just wing it

>>1804134
Agreeing with this guy. That way she wouldn't have to give up attacking just to grapple.

>>1804134
Improved Grab requires Large size to be effective against a human.

>>1804139
Yes, that's why I didn't put any real effort into them.

>>1804194
Fine, take New and Improved Grab. Can be used against any size creature.

>>1804194
Actually you can always specify that it works on up to medium creatures, it's not required to work only on creatures smaller than the googirl... claim it's because of her adhesive properties or something.

shit sucks

this thread has reached a new level of faggotry

>>1804240
Amazing, and just about the time you showed up too.

Coincidence?

Be interesting to lure players into "oh a cute loli lol" RAEP

>>1804256
I am the gandalf of fagggotry
I arrived just in time to sage

Stormcrowbump

>>1804228
Goo Girl (Medium Outsider, Extra-Planar, Water [Augmented Ooze Mephit])
HD: 6d8 + 24
Init: +6
Speed: 30 ft, Fly 40 ft (average), Swim 30 ft
AC: 17 (+5 natural, +2 dex), touch 11, flatfooted 15
Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+6
Attack: Claw +8 melee (1d3)
Full Attack: 2 claws +8 melee (1d3)
Space/Reach: 5ft/ 5ft
Special Attacks: Breath Weapon, Spell-like abilities, summon Goo Girl, Intoxicating Grapple
Special Qualities: Damage reduction 5/magic, blindsight 60 ft, fast healing 2
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +7, Will +5
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 15, Con 18, Int 12, Wis 11, Cha 15
Skills: Bluff, Escape artist, Hide (+8 in water), Listen, Diplomacy, Disguise, Move Silently, Spot, Swim (+8), Use Rope
Feats: Improved Initiative, Weapon Finesse, Improved Grab.
Environment: bath-houses.
Organization: solitary or bevy
Challenge rating:
Treasure: Goo Girls are servants and rarely have anything of their own.
Alignment: Usually Neutral
Advancement:
Level Adjustment: +3 (cohort)

The semi-transparent creature before you looks like an attractive young woman composed of gel; she smells like perfumed soap.

>>1804278
stormcrow sage

>>1804282
Goo Girls are Ooze mephits reshaped to better serve the purposes of the mage.
A Goo Girl is about 5 ft tall and weighs about 100 pounds. Goo Girls speak Common and Aquan.
Breath Weapon (su): 10 foot cone of hot, soapy caustic bubbles (this has the same effect as a Grease spell). Living creatures that fail their reflex saves are tormented by burning eyes unless they have immunity to acid or are otherwise protected; this effect imposes a -4 penalty to AC and a -2 penalty on attack rolls for 3 rounds (the save DC is Con based and includes a +1 racial bonus). This attack will extinguish small unprotected fires.
Spell-Like Abilities: once per hour a Goo Girl can hurl a Caustic Blob that functions like Melf's Acid Arrow (Caster Level 6). Once per day she can create a mass of vapors similar to a Fog Cloud spell, except that the vapors are intoxicating (Fort negates) [Variant Stinking Cloud; replace "nauseated" with "Intoxicated" in the spell description]; the save DC is Charisma based. (The fog is not flammable.)
Intoxicating Grapple: Goo Girls produce alcohol within their bodies; grappling with one is essentially the same as soaking in a vat of sake. Each round of the grapple is equivalent to drinking one mug of beer.
Fast Healing: a Goo Girl heals only if in a wet or alcholish environment.
Skills: a Goo Girl has a +8 racial bonus on any swim check to perform a special action or avoid a hazard; she can always choose to take 10 on a swim check, even if distracted or endangered; she can use the run action while swimming, provided she swims in a straight line.
Feats: the Improved Grab of a Goo Girl works against any size opponent. If she grabs an opponent equal or larger to herself in size, she is pulled into his space instead of him being pulled into hers.

Myrdenkaenen's Magnificent Bath-house-
Conjuration(Creation) Sor/Wiz 7.
As Mord's Magnificent Mansion, except that the interior is a bathhouse, and the transparent servants are Goo Girls.

See also: Murd's Magnificent Whorehouse -er wait.

>>1804552
Trajan's Magnificent Stable - a mansion for centaurs
Namor's Magnificent Mansion - an aquatic variant.
Mary's Righteous Temple - Cleric 7th. The mansion is Consecrated Ground, with an altar to the caster's diety.
Yggdrasil's Magnificent Grove - Druid 7th.
Paradise Theatre - Bard 6th.

Does anyone know why Earth and Salt mephits have no ability to move in their native environment?
It seems strange.

>>alcholish

Sigh.

Anyway, why can it fly?

>>1804839
Because Ooze mephits can fly. Before I change that, I want to understand the principle behind why Earth memphits can fly but not burrow.

>>1804920
Because they have wings.

This creature fucking sucks

>>1804966
They live in the earth. Does having wings allow a creature to fly through the dirt?

>>1805036
No it allows them to fly through the air. They CAN'T travel through the earth, remember?

>>1805072
Right; earth mephits live in the earth, an environment in which they cannot see, hear, or move. Sucks to be them.

But I will grant that Goo Girls have no reason to fly, so:
Goo Girl (Medium Outsider, Extra-Planar, Water [Augmented Ooze Mephit])
Speed: 30 ft, Swim 40 ft

>>1804056
I can honestly say that being an indentured servant at soaplands is not my idea of a good time.

I'd her gooiness.

>>1803964
Perfect Princess Vena = slime-half.

>>1807007
source?

>>1807007
Those tits look dangerous. As in capable of drawing blood dangerous.

>>1807051
See the imagename.

>>1807074
I can only find up to chapter 52

>>1807082
http://dragonhalf.aswembar.net/

>>1807007
Someone should stat Mink

Girl: -4 Str
Dragon Half: +504 Str