Yes, after I told him, "No, you can't be an awakened bacteria."

Yes; player stomped out after he got a cursed item, claiming the DM was targeting him.

after "no, you cannot ascend to level 3 super sayajin"

I hear stories, but thankfully no, it's never happened to me.

Oh yes. It' s happened a lot of times in our group, but then most of them are emotional retards. It would be funny if not for the fact that they are the only people I have available to play with.

For instance there was that time a player betrayed the rest of the players to the BBEG and totally expected them to get killed. GM answer was: "when you get out of the castle, the portcullis unexplainably breaks and falls on your head. You' re dead before you can go meet the BBEG". The player threw a fit and very theatrically swore he would never play with that GM again.

I've seen a player stomp out in tears at a casual mtg tournament after he lost to (worldgorger) dragon.

>>1795977
One of the dumber players got into an in-character fight about looting a bodies.
The other players rolled initiave, and the player quickly turned the in character fight into an out of character fight, yelling something about "evil points" and "immoral acts" and "you're all bastards". He was literally on the verge of tears.
His character ran away, and I quickly ended the session.

I told you guys about how the players in my DH games kept pointing guns and threatening everyone.
Well I haven't played in a fuck long time because they said I wasn't actiony enough, because they decided to go to the Bar full of enforcers instead of the sewer full of Nurgle monsters.

As DM, I've said "That's enough. We're done for today" and ended a session or two early because real-life drama between two players was getting out of hand.

>>1796002
Fuck, I loved cursed items. Makes the game interesting.

Yes, after I said "No you cannot use your homebrewed spell that does one hundred points of automatic, no save damage."

I've posted the story here before, but for those that remember:

2nd Session with a new GM, and he decides to try to have a monster tentacle rape. Left with her leaving the room crying and then me storming out in disgust.

>>1796047

Elaborate please, this sounds good.

>>1796047

Please elaborate.

I had a guy who would hold up the game like every 10 minutes over some disagreement with the DM. He'd constantly try to find ways to twist and exploit the rules to his advantage, argue with the DM about his rulings, and just generally be a munchkin asshat. Eventually, he got so fed up that he wasn't getting his way that he quit.

"Buhbye."

At a Heroclix tournament, my opponent angrily quit after I explained a feat card to him. We hadn't even started play.

>>1796054
>>1796055

HIVEMIND

Several times.

Once happened when I explained why someone's stupid custom character was stupid, and he started screaming about how he had written stories about this character and how he loved him and it got pretty bad.

Another time occurred when half the party died, and the other half ran, in the first battle of the night after two hours of bullshit fetching. We all simply said "fuck you, dm" and decided to do something else.

We've also had several people break down crying for silly reasons, theirs almost always someone who wants to be an asshole and kill everyone else, and all sorts of stupid shit that is only put up with because we've known each other since middle school.

>>1796047

No really, do tell.

A guy in my group said those exact words the weekend before last. He surfs 4chan, though, so no details.

I had a player storm out of the room in disgust, but that was mainly because I'd told him to leave the room and he didn't want to (his character wasn't with the others through his own fault, and he was being an idiot, so I figured to send him out of the room)

>>1796083
Wow, wtf? I used to do that all the time. It's important for people to be able to have knowledge that is privileged to their character, and he was bitching about that?

>>1796047
>2nd Session with a new GM, and he decides to try to have a monster tentacle rape.
>Left with her leaving the room crying

>>1796054
>>1796055
Alright, roughly how the story goes is that after joining a new group I'd found in my LGS and a decent first session, we were all ready for our second session. So here is the group:

DM - Fat nerd, bit of a weeaboo.
DM's Friend 1: Bigger weeaboo, almost intolerable
DM's Friend 2: Really quiet, a little creepy, seems to remember damn near everything
Myself: Well, me
Chick: Joined the same time as me. Totally new to the group.

So, the second session is for the most part a standard D&D affair. Heroes wander into a cave etc etc. Well, then we get ambushed by what the DM described as basically a Malboro from Final Fantasy. Well, it decides to grapple the girl player on the second turn. At this point, I'm beginning to question the nature of this encounter. And then next turn it happens, just as I thought. It "Sunders" her armor and starts raping her, the DM going into a creepy amount of detail.

Here were the reactions around the table:

DM: Sweating, seemed to be really into it.
F1: Also really interested in what's going on, seems like he's about to tell the DM "Keep going"
F2: Sitting there, quiet, listening. Seemed to be kinda taken aback with what the hell was going out.
Girl: Shock. Absolute shock. She looks like she's actually being violated.

She immediately dashes from the room crying, and not a moment later I call the DM a fucking freak, get up and go (leaving all my shit behind), and caught up with the girl, this part of the story ends with me driving her home.

>>1796102

You stayed in character as the dashing white knight I see.

>>1796093

To be fair, it wasn't anything important happening, and he was the only one who had to leave, and normally I'd let people stay in if it's not that important. I just didn't like the guy.

Never played a game that he didn't ruin by stupidity. Luckily, some of his stupid shit was funny as well, so it almost balances out

>>1796102

ahahahahahaha

oh wow

she's never going to play a tabletop game again

>>1796102
So... I have to ask... did you "sunder" her vagina later?

I'm sorry... I... I have no soul.

>>1796102
I would have punched that guy in the fucking teeth.

>>1796102
Oh man. I love this copy-pasta.

Does anyone remember that story a while back where one of the player's younger brother plays a dragon and then shits on the princess?

>>1796147
yes i remember that thread

>>1796127
Signed.

Oh man...if only I had kept track of all the shit that has gone on in my group.

I've been in groups where players would fuck IRL, and then seduce each other's chars in game, and some of the other players would get butthurt or jealous ("how come she's with him? etc...).

We've had some sessions where rape was commited by a few players, and then one fucking moralfag would get all bent over it IRL (serioiusly, he's a fucking cunt).

I've been to tournaments at my FLGS where after I waste FUCKLOADS of money on a warband of clix AND optimal gear, the entire table pre-game drops out because they don't want to trow their money away playing me...(fuck you guys).

Oh and our DM constructs elaborate plans and then shepherds us along them, even if we don't want to ("you stand before the temple entrace."
"We look for an alternate way in."
"No you don't. You head through the doors, which crumble behind you."
"...")

>>1796165
>"you stand before the temple entrace."
>"We look for an alternate way in."
>"No you don't. You head through the doors, which crumble behind you."

ahahahahahaha... oh god...

>>1796147
Yeah, I remember that thread too. So glad that's never happened.

>>1796147
repost?

>>1796127
In retrospect, I probobly should have too, but my natural reaction was "help her" not "hurt him."

>>1796212
Moralfag.

Kidding, you did the right thing.

>>1796102
You should've at least tried to get laid out of that if you're gonna whiteknight.

>>1796237
Who says I'm not?

>>1796255
you mean "did not"

It sure is disheartening gaming in my area.

65% of the gamers are underage b& narutards.
25% are neckbeards.
05% are fa/tg/irls who fuck the "alpha" neckbeards.
03% are scene girls dating the "alpha" neckbeards.
02% are oldfags hailing from Chainmail days.

>>1796272
No, I meant what I said. She and I are together now.

I actually was one of those players that got angry and said "Fuck this" before the game even started. It was actually the last time I played pen and paper DnD.

I had just sat down at the table, literally glowing with pride over the new character I had spent so much time developing, a happy go lucky but near insane dwarf (for those of you that have played NWN 2, think Grobnar). Needless to say, I was excited to play and eagerly awaited the point when everyone else was ready to share a little info on their characters and get started.

There were seven players (including myself, which is more then I'm used too but it didn't bother me too much). I was the only character that wasn't a chaotic good Drow. Of those six chaotic good Drow, four were rangers that dual wielded scimitars. Of those four, three had pet panthers. Oh, but they weren't being Drizzt clones! Heavens no. Thier characters weren't named Drizzt, after all.

I kind of lost it. The Drizzt faggotry had been increasing within this group rapidly and it was irritating the shit out of me. It had even gotten to the point where the other people were going "Hey, you should make a Drow character! :D:D:D:D"

Dumb reason to stop playing I guess, but it irritated that shit out of me.

>>1796309
you mean "me"

>>1796306

I object to these statistics, as you likely found them on Wikipedia, which I secretly vandalized in the night to set you up for failure!

I actually was a player that caused another one to leave. I was playing a completely neutral cleric of a god of trade and we were trying to find out what happened to some cropland that suddenly went bad.

So inside this tomb we find what we can tell what are booby traps, but that we can't deactivate cause no one played a fucking rogue. So I grab this rotting corpse and throw it on the trap deactivating it.

Then this fucking neckbeard gets in a fight with me over it not being very clericy to do such a thing. Everyone laughs at him, and then he stands up and says, "Well I have to get home" and fucking leaves.

>>1796127
>>1796155
Tough guys.

>>1796313
you can't be serious. all chaotic good drow party? I call bullshit.

>>1796309
GOOD END

>>1796323
Clericy thing to do? Sounds like he's just mad that he didn't have the idea first.

>>1796332
Well, one of them was just an elf in blackface who wanted to fit in.

>>1796323
What kind of character was the moralfag playing?

>>1796332

Oh, I'm quite serious. And the DM was obsessed with the fucking Underdark (he told me he first got into DnD by playing, big surprise, NWN: HotU) and most of our games focused on it, so I wasn't too surprised that he didn't object to it.

>>1796313
But you should have. And then killed their characters in their sleep because you were still NE, and those bastards were giving your race a bad name. Or at least sell them all out to the rest of the Drow, who had likely started hearing rumors about a large number of targets traveling together.
Maybe play a female cleric, but they probably wouldn't have acknowledged having a matriarchy mindset beaten into them from birth.

>>1796353
i think he was a female sorcerer. He only played with us for like 4 hours.

>>1795977

Though not over a game of DnD, my girlfriend of a year and a half broke up with me over a game of Magic with our DnD group.

I had an autowin combo set up for the next turn, she played Serra Avatar (136/136 in a lifegaining deck) and was going to give it haste, I countered it.

She threw her deck at my face, screamed 'Fuck you, I hate you.' and walked out. The room got all silentlike. This was early April, and she's made no attempt to contact me since. All my calls have been ignored, no answers at her house.

I still won the game.

>>1796313
What you should have done. "You all trance, I'll stand watch."

Then axe the fuckers in their sleep.

>>1796369
a true fa/tg/uy to the end

>>1796363

I was playing a NG dwarf, sir.

>>1796369
Wow, that blows.

>>1796369

Have you sold the deck yet?

>>1796369

Oh, god, that's priceless.

>>1796369
Anon, trust me, she wasn't worth it.

>>1796369
"Y u beat me? Ur me bish , u canot win gainst me"

DMs who have a GF/BF and have them codesign the campaign, or who let them play just leads to a big steaming pile of shit when things don't go JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST RIGHT and then everyone gets nervous and butthurt and, you know what? Fuck it.

>>1796369
You should leave a call saying "i still won that last game"

>>1796389

Agreed. Losing a card game is a horrible reason to get pissed at your significant other, let alone break up with them.

>>1795977
I hope the guy in OP's pic walks into a Nation of Islam meeting looking like that.

>>1796402
> I hope the guy in OP's pic walks into an industrial plastic grinder looking like that.

>>1796369
>I still won the game.
>won the game.
>the game.

>>1796393
There was a situation in my group, not EXACTLY like you're describing... but there was a girl that was apparently the DM's ex... or a fling... or something. We let her play, but she was always skanking on other players (she was pretty disgusting imho... but the DM said "your penis doesn't have eyeballs!"... no, but your head does).

This always caused a little bit of drama, especially since one of the players felt like she was his "gf" when it was obvious she was just fucking around.

*sigh*

>>1796413

AAAAAARRGH

>>1796309
GLEE

My DM kicked me out. It seems that even though I am lawful evil, covering a pirate camp with oil and lighting it on fire means that I am breaking the rules of the game. We had a 10 minute argument about if fire even burned them. After the party backed me up the DM had it start raining. With the way the rain made sneaking easier three of the party of six were able to sneak in and start killing without making noise. It took 3 deaths before the DM said I was out since I was ruining his story.

Both were my ideas and it seems once I left the party got wiped out.

>>1796408
>>1796402
Basically would yield the same outcome.

>>1796425
hope the DM gets violently raped in every hole.

>>1796380

Actually, I'm nailing the counterspell card to her door on her birthday.

The deck is currently retired with the name 'Heartbreaker'.

>>1796425
how is that breaking a game rule? lawful evil doesn't mean obeying the law, it means using laws to one's own advantage (when possible) but still being an evil cockbite.

>>1796369
>threw her deck at my face
>walked out.
>she's made no attempt to contact me since.
At least you got a new deck out of it, what cards did she have?

>>1796441
:awesome:

>>1796441
shove that deck up her womb and then sew it shut.

>>1796102

Fucking weeaboo

>>1796449

2 Serra Avatars, Beacon of Immortality, Glorious Anthem, Proper Burial, Radiant Dragoons, Wrath of God, Akroma's Memorial, and some other stuff.

The ultimate irony is I was using one of her own decks against her.

>>1796448
The main thing was he wanted the pirates to block our movements to the other side of the island. when I figured a way to get the party past he was pretty pissed.

Also, pirates are criminal scum, so it is okay for a lawful to kill them.

>>1796479
Quite a few nice cards there, i also approve of the idea to nail "counter spell" to her door.

>>1796369
>>the game.

No, now you just lost it.

You have nothing left.

Oh hell yeah. Played a game of Diplomacy one afternoon, and turns out the guy playing Russia is some kinda world-class, top-10 competing worldwide player.
My girlfriend showed up during the game, did some homework, kept making meaningful looks in my direction and sighing. So, I made a deal with France and England to throw the game to them so I could get out early. (Anyone who's had a bad girlfriend would recognize the signs immediately). When the Russia player found out, he was totally surprised, and he was fucking FURIOUS. Not just stomp around the room and yelling, he was also trying to get everyone else there to vow to prevent me from ever playing this or any other game again. When it dawned on him that he was the only one who didn't notice the annoyed girlfriend, he yelled some more and left the building.

He was doing really well up until that point, too.

>>1796369
Bitch shoulda milked out your counterspells before loosing something she couldn't stand to get countered.

>>1796494

She's also cut contact with all of out mutual friends, none of them have heard from her since the critical counterspell either. We think I may have counterspelled so hard I sent her soul to the graveyard.

>>1796506

When you play against a blue deck with two open blue mana, you KNOW what is coming.

>>1796496
fuck, cant find the freeman card pic,. but basicaly the game's over, we all lost, were not playing anymore.

>>1796507
dude...I am sorry...but she is dead

>>1796517
It's quite obvious, yeah.
I'm guessing she assumed he would just let her win.

>>1796329
/tg/ - tOUGH gUYS

>>1796507

I like that somehow you were granted this miraculous power for just long enough to lose this chick. Ten to one odds that you don't have that card anymore. Twenty to one that, if you do, you don't know which one it is. Sixty to one odds that it's an artifact from before time and space began, whose secret power is to destroy relationships.

>>1796521
If you die in the game, YOU DIE FOR REAL!!!!

>>1796521

She has my 'Races of the Wild' book. Fucking balls.

Playing with girls is so fucking difficult. They get crazy when it's clear they're going to lose, it seems. Even during D'nD she'd try to fuck over other parts of the party then bitch once they'd come back at her.

But my DM made her an undead in Ravenloft, I got to put two explosive arrows down her throat with 'Counterspell' engraved on the shaft of both.

>>1796507
WHEN YOUR CHARACTER DIES YOU DIE

>>1796528

I actually have the counterspell that I used pulled out from all the others. Just waiting for her birthday now.

>>1796546
>But my DM made her an undead in Ravenloft, I got to put two explosive arrows down her throat with 'Counterspell' engraved on the shaft of both.

Yup, that defiantly sounds like a healthy way to relieve tension and is in now way the sort of thing psychos do.

>>1796564

We did it for the lulz, and only after it was clear she wasn't coming back (during our session 2 days ago)

>>1796394
>You should leave a call saying "You still lost the game"

>>1796564
how would you know?

>>1796556
You are my hero.

>>1796584

I'll report my adventure to /tg/ when it occurs. July 5th, my friend.

>>1796201

The 'little brother' story ended up getting into the 4chanarchive for /tg/. I'd link it but this damned thing keeps telling me 'abnormal reply' so go search for it if you're still interested.

>>1796592
Somehow, I don't think a hammer and nail approach will be the correct move here. SLAM SLAM SLAM at the front door leaves you precious little time to retreat. Perhaps thumbtacks will be better?

>>1796592
No one cares about you or your girlfriend. Stop replying to yourself already.

>>1796598
At least tell us what page it's on.

Yeah, I had one of those fucking creepy little shits for a DM. I used to laugh at the stories in threads like these. I thought some weren't real until I got a first-hand experience. We were playing WFRP with him, me, my friend, and two girls. Needless to say, that obese sack of shit was so excited to be around X chromosomes, he didn't even hide the fact that he was using this game soley to roleplay his little deprived fantasies.
I should've walked out the moment he told us we were going to investigate a Slaaneshi cult. In summary, the DM had the male and female characters split up due to a trap. The girls were kidnapped by the cult. The game became more offensive with each turn. He spent the bare minimum of effort, mostly sending my friend and I down tunnels and corridors, throwing in the occasional cultist or two, while he progressed his little story with explicit detail about how many times the girls got raped and why who or what. One of the girl players was actually there to play a game, instead of "just trying it out" like the other and was more concerned that she didn't get to fight at all, while the other kept whining, "Come on! That's gross!" Finally, when he said, "Now they make you have sex with each other." My friend got up, told the DM that we knew what he was doing, gave him the finger and left. I followed suit as did the women. As for the DM, I guess he thanked his lucky stars that we were finally got and promptly began to fap to his endeavors.

>>1796602
you're just butthurt cause you've never had revenge in a stupid way.

>>1796604

Sorry. Page 4.

>>1796606
This heretic must be given over to the /i/nquisition if at all possible.

>>1796606
ah lawd

>>1796599

This is true. Maybe just leave a package on her door with a note, 'You still lost the game.'?

Earlier this week, I was DMing one of our weekly sessions. One of my friends started screaming and crying when her thief got killed by a poison trap. Now I'm not about to redo dice rolls just because someone whines about it -- imagine what our sessions would devolve into!

But she ran out, still crying and shaking. It's been a few days now, and she's still worked up about it. She tried to call me today, but I told her mom I'll come visit her this evening (I was busy fighting the zombie).

>>1796546

crazyawesome

>>1796610
Thanks.

>>1796622
This is your cue to comfort her. Then you fuck her. She'll quickly forget whatever the fuck your story was about.

>>1796619
No, you could probably stick a thumbtack in the door without too much effort. If not, then tape.

>>1796622
lol Marcie

>>1796622
Now where did I put that image.

I wish I had the copypasta of the group that met in summer in some guy's basement as he slowly stripped himself.

>>1796640

Tack it is then. Keep her deck as the ultimate trophy?

>>1796656
whut

>>1796622

We can all see what you did there.

You aren't fooling anybody.

>>1796656

HORROR DREAD FASCINATION

>>1796656

I wish you did too.

I want to read that.

>>1796507
MINDCRUSH!

no, damnit. you need to write her a long letter begging her to take you back. inside the letter is another envelope which contains the Counterspell card and a post-it note: "P.S. I still won that game."

>>1796681
Truly the gentleman's way.

>>1796681

Who wants a cunt like that?

>>1796681

I'll do it. This idea is the greatest.

>>1796702
But write "You still lost the game."
Potentially more awesome.

>>1796673

That's pretty much how it reads. With in detail descriptions of the stripping person's jiggling fat as he physically tries to wrestle with another player.

>>1796785

Does it end in rape?

>>1796778

'You still lost the game' is mandatory, obviously.

If she does succumb to the letter, there's no way I'm taking her back. That'd be like giving up the most grand of victories. At this point, I just want my book back.

Stormed out after someone tipped his chair and he scraped his knee on a table.

Complained about how he had some marine physical test the next day...which he failed because he couldn't do a pull up.

>>1796921
Now that just sounds funny.

>>1796921

What, not one? I'm about a parchment-thin strip of flesh away from being skeletal and chasing dorfs around with my pet carps and I can do a pull up.

I was one of the guys who raged and quit. Not stomped out, just stopped showing up.

DM and 5 players. 2 were drow, one was a bronze dragon, one a minotaur me the lone human. All we did was move from fight to fight to fight to level up. I was doing around 4-10 damage at level 1, while everyone else was doing 30+. I tried to talk to the DM about this, but he said it was ok to make broken characters because they were "power gamers".

I decided to stop showing up right then.

>>1796964

You are now reading this in Wilford Brimley's voice.

.... "Powergaming" isn't an excuse. It's a chronic condition that millions of Americans live with, every day. Obsessive-compulsive number crunching, rules lawyering, and reading eldritch tomes that no one else has access to... avoid this fate. Test your blood sugar. Test it often.

>>1796964
So, those LA+2 Drow, monster characters and then a human. All with one class level?

Shit DM is Shit.

>>1796964
How the bloody fuck are you a minotaur or Bronze Dragon at level 1?

>>1796977
Very nice my friend.

>>1796987
Yeah, I just decided to go with normal human because he told me to have a char ready but gave me no info on the campaign.

>>1796988
POWERGAMERS

I decided to try out DnD finally and rolled up a simple Fighter because I didn't want to get in over my head the first time, and everyone told me about their characters and they seemed a bit average, some hitting the cliche level but I didn't really mind I figured if our characters were going to have any interesting growth it'd be during the gameplay(or so I hoped) and we started up, DM sat down and asked where we left off.

The person across from me looks up, flips his hair and smirks as he said "We just found a barrel of hairy nipples in the boob factory". Five minutes later I realized it wasn't a joke and for ten minutes we were fighting goblins with nipple hats, I walked out for a Soda and got distracted by that Canada Strikes episode of South Park I hadn't seen.

>>1796802

If I remember correctly, the rest of the group runs away screaming shortly before they're raped.

Our idiot monk neckpunched the DMNPC in his sleep, and they got so mad at each other we never played in that campaign again. Unfortunately, that was the only person in our group who was willing to DM at the time. Didn't play again for a few months.

I was GMing a game of Star Wars D20. We had no dice on hand, but there was this little bratty ginger kid who had his dicebag. I reluctantly agreed to let him play in exchange for use of his dice. The group was pretty big, seven people. Well, he said he wanted to be General Grievous. I told him no, and he started throwing a fit. So, my friend took out some source book with a bunch of different aliens in it, and he settled on some 4 armed insectoid thing.

The entire game consisted of the little prick trying to hog the spotlight, and go into stores, murder the shopkeepers, and completely rob them. He went through five of them, and then he came to the sixth one. When he said he pulled out his blaster, I told him the shopkeeper slammed a button behind the counter, and two turrets came down from the ceiling. I didn't roll any attacks, I just told him he died.

The fucker went home crying, and then later his mom called my LGS and demanded to speak with the owner. He basically told her to fuck off, and that her kid was never allowed back in his store again. Then he hooked us up with some dice.

>>1797083
See, I keep hoping that people who aren't 12 don't actually play games like that. Then I see that.

>>1796499
I used to play with a couple of rulesfags, and I swear I nearly lost it when I was trying to play Diplomacy with them. I think we were at the point where we had to write down all of our moves, and I mean ALL of our moves, prior to starting the turn in order to prevent cheating.

>>1797229
DM was a 24 year old, fat metal kid who got kicked out of his own band for whatever reason, and then on some things he makes very gorey detail that anyone could make up and then his plots are mostly shot from the hip things like "Oh the villain guy...uhh Gary ran out of the factory" and basically saying anything to keep it going til we get to some fucked up small plot point he wanted to introduce that usually had to do with demons and raping people. But his group loves him for it so whatever works.

group was kind of a post-toonami fanboys who are all also metal-heads who had characters that were basically dickwavings to see who could come up with the most fucked up background, and not fucked up as in DR BOSCH SKITTLES, but stuff like "His mother used to rape his cut open cheek with a strap on and his girlfriend was raped by demons that tore her head off and raped her neck" kind of things.

>>1797318
>>his girlfriend was raped by demons that tore her head off and raped her neck

I didn't think it was possible, but they sound like they could possibly be even MORE of a set of virgins than the average /tg/ browser.

And I'm not even sure how that could possibly work

>>1797344

They're. . .they're. . .

>>1797375

DOUBLE VIRGINS!

>>1797318
RAAARRRGGH SO METAL IT HURTS

i remember this kid stormed out of a game of twilight:2000 when his character was killed by a russian sniper. he threw his dice and threaten to kill all of us.

Seems Jack Chick got one thing right in Dark Dungeons, there really are some RL Marcies.

>>1797318

It's sad how people like that give so many metalheads a bad name.

Playing a game and one of the player would constantly leave the room to do other shit an we eventually started playing his character while away. One day he leaves the room and I take over his character and it almost dies. When he comes back he loses it and attacks my character. I manage to beat him and he grabs my character sheet, rips it up with his teeth, then tears up his own character sheet and storms off.

>>1797318

DR. SKITTLES BOSCH, NUMBNUTS

>>1797083

Wut.

Thinking back, I've only been in one game where I decided I had enough, it was a high level Dungeons and Dragons game where we played a group of experts and heroes gathered together to investigate the strange events around the world. Long story short, high level games and me don't mix. At least not with this DM who runs a pretty solid combat, his monsters using all their intelligence and applying it to their abilities and environment. I like that about his games, but at high level and catching no breaks fighting things he feels he could take on at our level (as a bit of a twink mind) I ended up getting one shotted by a raider with a bunch of chained feats. I accepted it, after all I'm the mage and feats work both ways, we had some gross characters in the group too. Second time in the same session however from half a dozen save.vs.death effects centred on the only person they could effectively target... even my cheap class feature reroll couldn't save my ass. At that point I figured it's just going to keep happening and making a new character would take quite a while to say the least.

Nower days I stick to the lower levels, high level DnD is pretty much save vs death country and whoever wins initiative.

>>1797415
>he grabs my character sheet, rips it up with his teeth, then tears up his own character sheet and storms off.

AWESOME.

>>1796964
They knew the game better than you and were playing it for different reasons. It'd be the same if there was a video game whose plot had interested you, and you wound up playing through the main game via co-op with three other players who were replaying it on the highest difficulty and were inclined to skip all the five-minute cutscenes.

>>1797501
I'll agree with the "for different reasons" part, but either the DM was actually making the anon play a level 1 character with a bunch of level 5 or (probably) more characters, or he was ACTUALLY letting the other players take those races at level 1. They did not know the game any better than he did.

>>1797518
Poster here. We ALL started at level 1.

>>1797518
Yeah, that's also quite possible.

>>1797404
Nono, they'd be RL Marcies if they all killed themselves.

>>1797344
>>1797375
>>1797378
>>1797384
Before we even got to play there was head banging.

>>1797413
I have friends that are metal heads, they're not the brightest pack of people I know and they're terrible to drive anywhere with as they will always have some sort of head raping music pounding the windows out of the back of the car.

But that just might be my problem since I grow up around a lot of yelling so SCREAMING in my music doesn't really appeal to me. I say as I listen to DIGITALLY IMPORTED-Lounge music.

>>1797426
Its his twin thats the exact opposite of his brother, even his skin looks like someone took a picture of the good doctor and inverted his colors. Blue shirts turn red when he wears them etc etc

>>1797518

it does sound pretty retarded. DM should have at least explained shit to him better so he understands the setting and the group.

>>1797518

I agree.

Minotaurs and dragons have Hit Dice and level adjustment, on top of whatever they pick up as a class. They are not in any way, shape, or form '1st level characters.' A human would need to have several class levels under his belt just to be considered equal by the rules.

It's possible to play them as literally 1st level characters following the rules in Savage Species and one Dragon Magazine article I read a little while back, but they wouldn't have any class levels, and the dragon itself would have to reach epic level before even picking a class. They certainly wouldn't be doing 30+ dmg at 1st level.

>>1796988
>How the bloody fuck are you a minotaur or Bronze Dragon at level 1?

So I can start as a normal human and end up as a Dragon/Minotaur?

>>1797651
Polymorph.

>>1797651
Those creatures have level adjustments. If you play as one, you aren't considered level 1.

We had a dark heresy game that was going okay but we had a guy in the game who wanted a real 'kick in the door, kill everything, spend xp and moneys for next explodey skills' sort of person. I told him that the game inquisitor was more geared for that, more combat but no real role-play but he insisted on dark heresy.

Well, he wounded by a grenade and he lost his eyes, face mangled up, barely alive. He got pissed, having to burn his 3 fate points to barely stay alive. Barely. So I took pity on him, he did almost-die doing something barely heroic and the inquisitor made him better with new eyes and augmetics. He then started to become a number-cruncher and went for more augmetics. He wanted to become a metal-man of sorts with excellent bionic arms, legs, senses, so on and soforth. And he realized he couldn't afford it so he tried to be a hero and keep getting hurt to get what he wanted.

So he loses both legs and an arm, and is saved by the team's guardsman-medic. He says "I want the full treatment, what I have coming to me." and smiles. Next game I say "you wake up on the operating table and you find you have new bionic limbs." and he goes 'YES!' until I tell him they're of poor quality.

He threw dice at me and started screaming about how if he were DM he'd award me with all sorts of combi-bolter-meltas and so on. I told him to eat a cock.

>>1797680
These are the same people who in /v/ break controllers for stupid reasons.

>>1797540
>head raping music pounding the windows out of the back of the car
\m/

>>1797691

My suitemate throws his controller all the fucken time. It amuses me when he bitches how none of his controllers or computer mice work for long. No shit, sherlock.

>>1797540
Maybe it's because they just enjoy driving around with head-raping music? And as long as heads are being raped, you might as well pump the volume.

I walked out on a campaign I was in. There were several things that caused me to bail:

1. The only killer DM I have ever played under. We lost about half of our party a night. No one ever made 3rd level, we were too busy dying. The DM paid no attention to what we could actually handle and just threw whatever the random encounter roll dictated at us. 20 wolves against 3 1st level characters who weren't even in armor? (2nd edition characters, mind you.) Sounded right to him.

2. We used the "Good hits and bad misses" crit table from Dragon #37. 20 = crit. Characters lost an average of a limb a night. There was a dwarf in the party, one of the longest surviving, who had two peglegs, a hook and a patch.

3. The "Good" party cleric would kill us in our sleep or cast Harms instead of heals. The DM thought this was perfectly reasonable.

It all added up to being no fun at all, and I got tired of rolling characters, writing up their backgrounds, drawing them, then having them mercilessly ganked.

Yes my little brother (17) and his friend (17) did. And I really understand them.

So my friend (22) was the DM. I really like him, but he is a terrible DM.

So a mysterious wizard was gave money to us, to follow him and help to get some "really powerful magic items". He didn't told too much, and was a little fishy to us. And he has some ring, similar to that one in LOTR. Who has seen it, was allured to get it.

Me as a shaman, was tried to undo this influence, but has failed hard two times. So I secretly told the other party members to kill the wizard (I wanted the ring). They agreed instantly (he annoyed the whole party). Then we tried... The DM save his NPC in some really surrealistic mode. He already knew that we will attack, he use illusion and teleport, BEFORE we even can do anything, etc, etc, etc.

OH FUCK! - we tought... (if we didn't wanted to kill him so far, we WANTED then, really really wanted)

Next time we planned everything. We thought that he can somehow hear us, so we wrote everything on the ground. We decide to split the group once again, but just on "paper", so we told good bye to each other loudly, to confuse the wizard. And have talk the plan like for hours long IRL.

So we finally find that fucker... And when we tried to adopt our brilliant plan, he turned into a FUCKING BOOK. And inside the book there was just 2 lines: I am not your enemy, that wasn't so kind thing to do bla bla bla...

Holly fuck. We gather together to play this shitty game 8 times. Each time for 6-8 hours. We fucking planned everything, and he bullshitted us with this motherfucking BOOK.

This was the point where my bro and his friend, was stood up yelling like this: OK DM! THEN FUCK YOUR STORY!!! Our characters are going to a pub, and will drink like for 3 months, forgetting this shit.

This was funny, and sad et the same time. And this was the end of the story.

>>1797764
the reason he turned into a book: You seem to have difficulty combating English.

>>1797764

why didnt you just burn the book?

>>1797764
If only your planning was as good as your diction, use of words and grammar . . .

>>1797808

I didn't told that I'm perfect. But hey cast a Comprehend Languages on me, or GTFO.

>>1797841
" . . . I didn't told that I'm perfect.. . . "
Epic Win

>>1797846
Uh, not really.

>>1797736
Of course they enjoy it, they go to a lot of said concerts and every conversation with them quickly turns into a discussion about bands and what churches some metal band burnt down.

I just don't care for sitting next to their speakers.

>>1797747
You could of just decided "I'm playing Sir Generic, he has no details that set him apart from anyone else and he will do things like other people do until he survives several encounters without being maimed horribly upon which he will please Lord and God of character development and suddenly remember all this junk I wrote onto his character sheet".

>>1797764
Should of been like "Cool we have money, lets not find magical items, lets go do other stuff". Then bought a medallion/pendant of anti-magic and then activated it when he was nearby and then killed him.

At our Local GS we have a kid who always joins games but never wants to play any character that isn't custom. His custom characters, invariably, always end up being anime inspired weeaboo shit. So, there is a conclave of people at the game store, the GMs, who all meet one day prior to the tabletop day to discuss plots and pass ideas back and forth. They have all agreed to kill this kid outright on any game.

He died in star wars D-20 by trying to karate chop a sith lord.

He died in D&D 2nd Ed by trying to use his super katana to crit a dragon

He died in D&D 3.5 Ed by trying to flying kick an ogre in the neck

He died in Inquisitor well, the Witchhunter simply held him down while everyone shot him in the stomach.

I DM dark heresy - we were stalking through a room and trying to uncover the source of a series of murders (a servitor programmed to assassinate, complete with infernal archeotech AI - all without a master, woohoo!) and when we entered the room where the Servitor was, we all, as we had talked it out beforehand, ran through the door and locked the kid in with it. He died trying to dual power-sword it. The funny thing is that it killed him by grabbing his leg and swinging him repeatedly into the door to try to get to us.

>>1797886
The last one with the servitor from hell was great.

>>1797764
If I were the DM I would have just said, "Oh, you attack him? He fireballs you all for 48d6...thats right you all just died for attacking fucking Gandalf.

"Now let's go back in time 6 seconds and pretend you didn't do that!"

>>1796622

Not Blackleaf?!

>>1797747

No John, you are the book.

>>1798116

This sixteen-year-old DM I used to play with did that. Sarcastic little fucker, but damned if he didn't know how to manage people.

>>1798122

I imagined J.D's voice saying both of those things, and it felt completely natural.

>>1797886
>trying to karate chop a sith lord

I'll admit this is fairly weeaboo for a Star Wars game but for some reason I want to try this now.

>>1798102
Son of a bitch.

This reminded me about PAWN, so I went to see if it's updated yet.

Still no update.

I TPK'd the party with an animated rug which was guarding the exit to a dungeon which they tried to escape because they wanted to rest inside the dungeon for a week (which wasn't practical considering the monsters they had not killed) so they kept getting attacked until they decided to head back for town, instead of just checking the stuff around in spider webs of the spiders they killed, which contained dead explorer's potions of lesser regeneration and some healing potions amongst other things. So the weakened party got killed by a silk rug. One got really mad and shouted that I get out of his house and was really close to punching me, and nearly punched another friend who (also died and) said that it was just a game, and then he didn't talk to me for like a year.

The DM for my group was away one week so one of the other players decided to step up to the role. I was more than willing to cut him slack seeing as he'd never really DMed before, but it was possibly the most boring game I've ever played. We stumbled upon the most ridiculous items and weapons for lvl 1 characters (+5 swords, artifacts etc) and didn't even have to roll for skill checks or attacking in combat ("No don't bother. You kill them all). Fortunately the regular DM was back the week after and this guy has never had the chance to try it again since.

>>1798272
On the one hand, it's the party's job for playing like retards. Checking everything is Dungeoneering 101. That's also why I don't like dungeon crawls... Not only are they not conducive to RPing, but I don't like having to read my DM's mind to be successful.

On the other hand, there is a lot to be said for the DM making concessions to make the game fun for his players while having fun himself... If someone's growing violently agitated, it seems to me that somewhere along the line that goal was lost.

>>1798303
He wasn't agitated at all until the life was squeezed out of the artificer (which wasn't him, though he was next!)

>>1795977
Not really because of douchebaggery but I walked out of a game session when my first character died. To get to work on rolling the new one (and take my DM's advise on getting better than regular leather armor).
Does that count?

>>1798315
Also, adding, they're used to invincible characters that don't die, just often get into dangerous situations where they get down to half HP. They don't normally play dungeon crawls ever in fact, and them dying like they did inconvenienced my work - I was prepared to let them continue anew with new characters, and when I saw how really angry they were I offered to undo the event with the ghost raising them saying they weren't done (which is extremely unusual to cater so much like that), but no, he (the one guy) super-raged whilst the other players shit their pants and I got on my "I'm the DM high-horse" and he got on his "It's my house high-horse".

>>1798315
Well, if the artificer was going to die anyways, why didn't the party take a slashing weapon and hack at the rug while its AC was low? Maybe set it on fire?

These are amusing since oftentimes when playing D&D, my first chosen spell at level 1 is color spray for arcane users.

Most of the time my characters do not discriminate in its usage and this leads to additional knockouts/deaths/etc...

Nobody has ever raged.

I hate it when GMs don't let you kill NPCs, even when you go all out, balls to the wall in your efforts so to do.


I onces in an Exalted game chased an NPC across the desert using special abilities, and was twarted by another NPC for plot's sake. I was livid.

>>1798332
One was prepared to bludgeon the rug, I warned them their character would realise it would hit the artificer who was rolled up, and he neglected to attack, he wasn't LG or anything. Someone else tried to set fire to it, but they just messed up, so, hey.

>>1798360
Weird.

>>1797680
That actually started off as a pretty cool concept for a character. A guy who is barely revived via implants, and then goes insane with lust for more of them.

Role playin' is such serious business.

What is it about the hobby that attracts such die-hards? Is it the prep time and knowledge involved?

All of these people need to learn to relax.

>>1798410

Relax...?

in b4 "this is (insert something /tg/ related here)"

>>1798565

>>1796564
Fuck off, Littlest Freudian, you wouldn't know healthy mental processes if they crawled up your ass and tweaked your prostate.

hey /tg/
i'm newb in this business. i'm in south east asia, where people play this game are only a few.
I barely know nothing about d&d.
any suggestion, how should me & my friends do to start learning this game?
thx in advance

>>1798354
Well, that's what happens when your primary class is Gunslinger and it's the man in black that fled across the desert.

>>1798676

5, and one of you needs to learn the game like the back of his hand. He needs to quit his job, break up with his girlfriend, and find a nice dank basement.

This one will be your Dungeon Master. He will become irritable and socially awkward from a lack of the sun's healing rays. This is the price one of you must pay for entertainment.

>>1798683

And the Man in Black turned out to be this kid.

A few days ago, we were rolling up character sheets for a 12th level adventure to do all the things in 3.5e that we've always wanted to do but never could before 4e comes out.

A misunderstanding turned into a shouting match and he stormed out.

Silly really.

>>1798703

Why is it that this is supposed to be regarded as a "healing" thing that happened, instead of a "he lost his zest for life" thing?

>>1798703
>>1798703

thats gold hahaha

>I onces in an Exalted game chased an NPC across the desert using special abilities [...]

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

>>1798703

>>1798916
almost

>>1798916
Christ, you misspelled a word right in front of you. That's not rolling a 1, that's rolling your die into the fucking garbage disposal.

>>1798908
>>1798683
slowmind

I like to think people exaggerate about this stuff. It's the only way I can bring myself to start looking for a gaming group after not playing for so long.

Not so much storming out, but here's what happened. One of the players had a character they spent a lot of time with the main DM developing, and went up many levels. For some time though, between games, the co-DM was continuing to roleplay without rollplay, developing the characters further, only with the co-DM's neckbeard twist of either getting knocked up or knocking NPCs/PCs up. The DM had been on a short break of about 2 weeks when we finally gamed again and came back to a ton of pregnant characters and paladins who suddenly became very misogynistic. He made the face in the attached pic, pushed his chair out, stood up, and slowly went upstairs, the co-DM was instructed simply to just run whatever adventure.

When the DM took a break, he was in the middle of building up a plot with an anarchist antagonizing the crap out of the group, but before the group could actually finish adventure part 1, the neckbeard co-DM used some magic item that more or less planeshifted the entire party out of the adventure.

I believe the DM may have wept for a little while at having his game derailed to the point of no return, and that's the first hiatus our DM took.

>>1798978
(continued)
On another occasion, the co-DM house-ruled for a furry race that some people were playing something called "speed points" which worked an awful lot like psionics, which were banned, or action points, also banned. They were points per day they could spend to automatically get +20 initiative, an extra action at the end of combat as per haste, or, as I recall, quicken an action or some such shit, the only restriction was you only got so many a day, and you could only spend one per round of combat. Two players in particular abused the fuck out of this, and didn't just cause one party member to slam their stuff down and storm out in frustration, they did it to a total of 15 people. 11 of which were all in the same damn game, and we were putting up with someone playing as a tiny animated object of a psuedo-dragon sized and shaped robot transforming dildo. The speed points drove everyone nuts because the fucking douchebag paladin and his girlfriend who were playing this race would go twice or go first, either way, they'd kill EVERYTHING before ANYONE'S initiative came up.

The douchebag paladin's girlfriend actually stormed out when not one, not two, but THREE DMs demanded to see her character sheet, and we raped the character of the obscene cheating bullshit she wrote down at random. She was soooo upset because now she didn't have 53 armor class and 25 damage reduction vs. everything at level 9 as a wizard.

Again when the bitchy girlfriend was discovered for playing a character that was never actually OKed by any DM, and we caused the character to be permanently trapped in hell and all magic items (some of which were artifacts) were destroyed forever.

>>1796306
>>alpha neckbeard

>>1799000
SEIZE THIS MAN!

I'm proud to say I've never had a walk-out. I had one close-call though a couple months ago.

There was party OoG in-fighting since about the 2nd or 3rd session into the campaign. The party at the beginning consisted of:
A I think NG Lesser Tiefling Warblade
A CE Human Ranger who was planning to take the Thrall of Demigorgon prestige class
Another evil-aligned human Rogue who eventually took Swashbuckler levels
A Dread Necromancer that was in about 2 sessions
and A human Cleric of whatever that got beheaded in his first battle (Love the Critical Hit deck btw)
And eventually we had an Elven Fighter whom we dubbed "Elven Bow Shooter-Guy" because he never came up with a name.
Anyhow, sessions would essentially dissolve into the Rogue and the Ranger running off to do WHACKY EVOL ACTS like starting fires and killing townsfolk and kicking puppies. Where the Ranger was kinda doing it in the name of Demigorgon, the Rouge was just doing it because it was funny. Meanwhile the Tiefling, EBSG, and a DMPC Swashbuckler from the nomad caravan they were escorting would be advancing the plot. The Necromancer was kinda bouncing back and forth.
The party in-fighting and the OoG arguments got so bad that eventually it caused everyone to split off and make new characters on pretty much their own volition.
So now the Rogue and Ranger are both Catfolk and the Tiefling and EBSG are Gold and Silver Dragon Shamans respectively named Billy and Jimmy Lee.
Since the party was essentially split into teams again from the get-go this didn't slow down the squabbling one bit. Mainly because one of the Catfolk had a problem with the Shamans passing notes to each other while he was doing the same with the other Catfolk.
Having had enough of it, the guy playing the Gold Shaman stood up and said "I'm done. I'm out of here." But, he sat back down after I settled the table down a bit and threatened handing out negative levels if the in-fighting didn't stop.

>>1799436
>>Gold and Silver Dragon Shamans respectively named Billy and Jimmy Lee.

Should have been monks.

No, should have been named Bimmy and Jimmy.

>>1799436

Stopped reading at Warblade.

>>1799646
What's the matter? Too GLORY for you?

in b4 weeaboo in any forms

>>1799472
Double Drag On

>>1799626
BIMMY!

>:C Thanks for reminding me of that terrible game.

Never had a player storm out but we have kicked a couple out. We started off small with some guys when the local gamestore closed down. Two of the guys were irritable to play with. One guy insisted on playing something that could fly. That was his entire purpose for his character, to fly! A annoying quirk we tolerated but our disgust for him grew by the day because the guy never read the rules. NEVER! And we couldn't beat it into him either. We all know playing tabletop is a learning process that we catch on to but not him.

The other dude just insisted on doing his own damn thing i.e. I'M GONNA HIJACK THE GAME BY BEING AN ASSHOLE! He was a drowfag but never actually played a drow, DM wouldn't allow it (thank god). He was a social troglodyte that had a unhealthy obsession with stupid sex shit. He had the standard creepy DM traits we all see come to the forefront when they DM, except he was like that all the time!

Needless to say sessions dragged on longer than it should. We eventually met some cool people that we like and invited them to play. The two guys were suddenly getting butthurt that all these new guys they didn't know were suddenly showing up and that things were getting crowded. We agreed about it being crowded it and sent them packing. The group size now had 3 players more than when it started and we haven't stopped gaming for about 5 years now.

>>1799436
This is as much your fault as the players' fault, for letting them make such retarded and at-odds character concepts.

I am so grateful I have a cop for a DM.

The fucker stomps any starting real life disagreements that bleed into game before anyone has a chance for them to get out of hand.

>>1797764
Read this in the voice of Niko from GTA4.

Fucking awesome.

>>1798908

BOOKS ARE GAY!

I came really close to quitting on the spot, once.

It was another player, a complete asshole of a player. He was a munchkin who always boasted about how much damage his Sudden Empowered, Sudden Maximised Fireballs could do and how easy it would be to kill the rest of the party if he wanted. He always assumed the role of "leader" in the party and took the lead role in NPC interactions even if there were other characters (say, Bards) who were better suited. He was the kind to point out the 2% chance that your Teleport spell would fail as evidence as to why your idea sucked. More than once he dumped his character mid-game just to make an "improved" version of a character I was playing. He always took the best loot for himself, selling everything he couldn't use.

I was having a fun time playing a Malconvoker while he was being his usual twinky self, playing a Warmage. There were things in that campaign that I really hated- like the DM sending us to an island covered in an anti-magic field that rendered me, a primary spellcaster, useless- but his constant snarkiness towards me in particular really wore me down.

The breaking point came when he was detailing the roles that everyone would take in an upcoming mission. I was the one who noticed it first, but it was another player who mentioned it, pointing to me and asking, "What about him?" At that point, the asshole just went, "Oh yeah..." in that "Oh, I had completely (and deliberately) forgotten about you" way.

At that point I stood up from the table and excused myself. It took a lot of self-control not to throw my character sheet in his face and go off on a tirade against him. In retrospect I wish I had because after that campaign was done I left the group and never played with him again.

>>1800059
>He was a munchkin who always boasted about how much damage his Sudden Empowered, Sudden Maximised Fireballs could do

He's a stupid munckin if he really thinks that Empowered Maximised fireballs are actually any good. Hell, Evocation is probably the weakest school of magic in the game.

>>1800059
Why do people take shit like this? Why do they let someone walk all over them?

>>1795977
I think we need to discuss the second thing in this thread.

Those are some sweet latex swords, although I think his jerkin could use some work.

>>1800150
He needs to realize blackface went out of style 50-60 years ago though.

>>1800152
Say what?

>>1800134
because if you actually don't take shit, everyone thinks of you as a combative asshole.

or fa/tg/uys are all spineless nerds.

>>1800160
>because if you actually don't take shit, everyone thinks of you as a combative asshole

This. I don't take shit almost ever and so I come off as arrogant and polemic. If you're fine with that like I am then there is no problem at all, but I can understand if someone prefer to be quiet and let this things slide. I've not enough patience or self-control to do it.

Now I want to rp with my local creepy as hell furry just so I have a story to share with you guys

These people are proof that evolution doesn't exist.

I have to admit I got pretty angry when I lost games of 40k about six years ago when I was 14 but I didn't go on a rampage. I'm happy my friend talked me out of this habit.

Our GM asked if it was OK to bring his older brother into the game. We were all sort of wary but allowed it.

He rolled up one of the worst characters I have ever seen. Didn't complain. And he was a really good role player. His crappy character (a goofy rogue kind of character that was constantly getting the party into and out of trouble, solely on how well this guy role played) actually ended up sort of leading the party and we all had a great time. But he did cause a walkout. We played in a barn at one of the guys houses. By the beginning of summer, there were june bugs flying all over the place, driving everybody crazy. One session, this guys starts swatting at them. And then we notice he is eating something. finally someone asks what he snack he has. He grabs another one out of the air and pops the damn bug in his mouth! Nobody believed he was eating them until he opened his mouth and we saw the crunched up bug. We all start gagging and running from the room. His poor brother, the GM, is hunched over with his eyes watering and his nose running, just repeating "that is so bad, that is so bad." The guy, laughing his ass off, just keeps saying "we have to get rid of them somehow! I don't see any of you doing anything about them!" It took us a while to be able to go back in and sit down and play. On his character sheet, the guy wrote "eat bug" under skills.

Man he was fun to game with.

>>1797764

I can't tell if you're trolling or really a fucktard. Grammar, fucker, do you use it?

>>1800183
>>1800160

I usually end up coming off to others as a spaz and a fuckoff until someone seriously confronts me, I guess.

But there's no reason to fight every single little thing they do, but some shit you don't stand for. Him bragging about how awesome his character is? No big deal, that shit happens all the time. Him taking party lead in every situtation? Well, if he's good at it and wants to do it, sure, if he's fucking with others who want to do it as well, then they need to stand up for themselves as well(the best method is to interrupt him in character and tell him to shush)

But the rest of it? That's just asking for someone to tell him to shut the fuck up. Having a plan to share is good, using only your plan because you think it's the best is a fuckoff moment.

>>1800134
I *have* complained. I complained when he ursurped my Ranger with a Fighter/Order Of The Bow Initiate designed specifically to have a higher ranged attack modifier than my character.

I complained when he told me my Bard's lifelong goal of learning every language in the known world was pointless because "I could just cast Tongues instead". I shot back at him and he responded by... dumping his character and rolling a Bard that had a higher Diplomacy modifier than mine.

I complained when he snarked that my Sorceror was acting "a little too much like a Wizard" just because I had put reading as one of his active hobbies.

In the end, I was the one accused of being whiny.

>>1800709
Christ almighty, what a douchebag faggot. I would have passed the DM a note reading, "I slit his throat in his his sleep."