:3

Needs more darkness

in b4 CHINK raep

>>1617412

There is no need for GRIMDARK when there is LOVE and PEACE!

:D

Is anyone writing a story about Lofn and her adventures?

If not, I guess I could start one...

Nobody cares about Lofn?

>>1618341
It's just that the drawfags mostly come out at night... mostly.

>>1618341
Everybody does. Some of the board are just being tsundere.

>>1618349mostly come out at night... mostly.

>>1618046

DOO EET FAGGOT

Draw Cracky and Yotsuba as Biker gang members riding a Beholder and a Bulette

>>1618371
done.

lofn dump

This thread needs moar Lil' E. Make it so, /tg/.

>>1618451
Unyuuuuu~

>>1618471

Someone needs to make Lofn GRIMDARK

Possibly revolving around the fact that she can psychically overcome the Tyranid Hivemind, and basically make anything she wants her friend.

>>1618503
I'd say the same way to do it for the Tau; write it from the perspective of the person being dominated. /d/ actually has some experience in this topic of discussion, and it's right grimdark.

Someone needs to make Lofn GRIMDARK

Possibly revolving around the fact that she can psychically overcome the Tyranid Hivemind, and basically make anything she wants her friend.

Maybe she's the key to defeating the Tyranids, and once the Imperium finds this out, they send a crusade and shitloads of Witch Hunters and Assassins after her, and have something along the lines of LIVII dying to protect her.

I think that'd be awesome.

And if Chink rapes her, there's gonna be a fatwah on his ass.

>>1618515

...you can issue a fatwah?

awesome.

but chink is our friend...

>>1618515

>And if Chink rapes her, there's gonna be a fatwah on his ass.

>>1618524

I ISSUE COUNTER FATWAH MOTHERFUCKER
JIHADJIHADJIHAD

>>1618503
>>1618515

Damn my multiple personality disorder!

>>1618526

>>1618526

>>1618526
oh snap, Chink learned how to draw vagoos!

>>1618547

>>1618526

>>1618526

Holy crap Lofn looks hot in that.

>>1618526

Chink is a paladin. When he Lays Hands on things they get better.

I had an idea for a story where Lofn and her pet ripper goes to Eclipsion in a Wizard of Oz-like scenario, with the Eclipsion Starchild as the Wizard, and her companions being a Warp Beast, a crucified Scarecrow commissar and a Dreadnought. Don't have the time to write it now though so if anyone else likes the idea go ahead.

What the fuck is Lofn?

>>1620926
Loitering.

It seems I missed out on this one
/r/ explanation.

>>1620946
LIIVI's and Taldeer's kid. Has an uncanny connection to cute lifeforms.

Say CHEESE

fapping

Dis 'ere kustom swing is da swingiest dere is!

>>1621609

Or perhaps I could write a story instead about Lofn getting the Orks to stop their WAAAGH! to become Builda Nobs?

>>1621609
da'wwwwww

BOSS, BOSS, I DINNA FEEL LIKE WAAAGH!-ING ANY MO! I FEEL LIK.... LIK BUILDIN' SOMEDIN!

>>1621609
How did I miss this?

Should I write this?

My writefaggin' juices are hardly optimal right now, but I can give it a whack.

What the fuck is Lofn? And don't give me shit calling me a newfag, this wasn't here a month ago.

>>1622200

Fine with me. I'm doing UCLA midterms right now, can't really get started, so I'll let you take up the job.

Just do it well, man. I'm counting on you as a fellow writefag.

>>1622203
Like noh, but the child of that vindicare and that eldar slut.

>>1622203
Taldeer & LIIVI's daughter.

>>1622215

I hardly think having sex with ONE PERSON counts as a slut.

>>1622203
Something cute. Explained earlier in the thread.
>>1622213
Mmkay. Hopefully ~12 hours from now.

>>1622226

Awesome, this will be a nice distraction after the midterms. Thanks.

>>1622219
That's what all the sluts say, go back to bed Taldeer.

>>1622203
LIIVI and Taldeer's kid.
She can make xenos friendly towards her.
Her relation to the Eclipsion Starchild is being debated.

>>1622242

Can't she also be friends with humans? After all, she's Lil E's playmate...

>>1622242
Does anyone remember the silent hill style traitor guard? Didn't they have a kid leading them?

Bet she can't make friends with that boy.

>>1622245
that's just her sunny personality.
For xenos, she has latent psycics.

So did she and Starchild hook up or not?

>>1622251
Eclipsion Starchild
They were at one point debated to start dating.

>>1622251

Love can Bloom anonymous. A half-eldar and a daemonspawn thrown together in a galaxy gone mad.

>>1622262
Coming soon on HBO?

>>1622262
Child of one of the most powerful chaos psykers and the most sunny halfeldar...

Oh gods...

>>1622262
Lofn: Hi! I'm Lofn, these are my freinds Unyuurant, Waaghfrggy and Rippy :3
Eclipsion Starchild: I'm the Eclipsion Starchild... These are my friends... *air raid sirens* *fog* *undead*

>>1622280
This...
This needs some kind of faggotry.

>>1622299
The undead are openly gay.

Let's not get too hasty making Lofn an official part of the LCB pseudo-canon. We haven't even had write-and/or-drawfaggotry about Taldeer's pregnancy (and we all know there are many lols to ba had there).

However, I support the notion that she's the one person Eldrad isn't a dick to. Though maybe he feeds her misinformation when she asks questions, a la Calvin's dad.

>>1622314
I ment draw and/or writefaggotry.

Any description on the Eclipsion Starchild?

>>1622515
11 years old
male
looks pale and somewhat decrepid, but still regal
wears a dark red robe with some silver ornaments
chaos / scripture tattoos
NOT BALD
white / very light blone hair
glowy eyes

think pale skinny chaos child Emperor.

>>1622515
THAT HAD BETTER MEAN YOU WILL DRAW A PIC

>>1622552

or GTFO DRAWFAG

faggotry

>>1622527

???

>>1622560

>>1622563
Exept more SILENT HILL GRIM DARK
and albino.
needs albino.

>>1622552
I AM, HANG ON I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT CUTE

>>1622634
CUTE FASTER DAMMIT

>>162263
I will wait for you, even though I lost the last number of your post in a tragic link accident.

>>1622572
seconding albino
40k needs more albino.

>>1622634
YOU TREAD A FINE LINE
YOU SHALL BE JUDGED UPON DELIVERY.

Hush! We must all wait twelve hours in order for the writefag to come up with a Lofn fanfic!

I, for one, eagerly await.

>>1622806
...Man way to give me performer's anxiety. Sleep tiem.

>>1622806
I am a writefag, tall me what to do and I'll see what I can make.

>>1622828

Could you perhaps write a story about how Lofn got the Ork commander to build her a Kustom Swing, like in that picture earlier on in the thread? That would be awesome.

Other ideas for stories include her daily interactions with her parents, discovering her first baby 'nid, etc.

There...could use some more tweaking, though~

>>1622828
>writefag
>tall

>>1622851
shitty drawing is shitty

>>1622851

Wow, great work, thanks! Reminds me of Nausicaa, for some strange reason.

>>1622849
Inb4 he writes about how she found a baby nid in the Starchild's pants

>>1622851
D'awwww.

Prepare for some pissed off Eclipsion folk though.

>>1622853
I'm a writefag (albeit one that's not written much) and I mispell shit all the time...

though, seriously, tall? Screw-up...

>>1622870
>baww I can't draw and I have nothing better to do than whine about it in threads

>>1622851
perhaps make him look a bit more like this

I guess we can do all of her little adventures, and we can also do a really epic story of how she and Eclipsion fall in love?

Although I'm a bit confused how that would work?

>>1622907
That would take a bit away from the cute...

>>1622851
I am the creator of Eclipsion.
Your judgement is: D'AWWWWWW.

>>1622907

This is LOVE and PEACE, not GRIMDARK.

>>1622908
ANGRY PSYKER SEX
I mean Lofn can overpower the WAAAAGH itself with her psycics
Eclipsion Starchild can raise a planet full of zombies

>>1622929
It's STILL the word god damn bearers who rised the kid up.
He is boud to have huge-ass scars.

I'm being serious here. Honestly, how on earth would the two fall in love, if the husband is all into death, and Lofn is all into sunny happy living stuff?

>>1622953
Does Chaos need a reason to do anything chaotic? no.

>>1622958

Chaos checks out, but what about Lofn? What's her reasons?

For one, I'd like to see them get together as children, start liking each other as teens, and then seriously intimate as adults.

If only somebody could draw and write all of this...

>>1622953
Actually, the Starchild just wants friends. He sees all the monsters as animals and the zombies as happy friendly people and the chaos marined and daemons as angels and saints.

It's in the fluff. When he is scared or angry, though, then he shits bloodthirsters.

>>1622970

Your gay is showing

>>1622983

Not gay, just bored.

>>1622970
Unless we want to bread away from Eclipsion fluff, the Starchild dies in his teens and possesses an eldar farseer for a new body.

>>1622992

Uh.... how? Or does he just.... get one?

>>1622992

Nah, rather have interracial love and such. :3

updated?

>>1623021

Must... have.... moar.... Lofn and Starchild!

>>1623021

Yay innocent childhood love!

Is there anything Lofn can't charm?

>>1623032
Never heard of it. Is it a kind of food?

OR they both die, and there souls are released into the warp.

However, the countless peoples. mutants, aliens and monster the two have touched with PEACH AND LOVE sacrifice themselves in order for a new god, formed from their two souls merged, to be born in the warp...CHAOS GOD OF PEACE AND LOVE.

Many bricks will be shat.

>>1623032
Isn't that the new Rape H-game?

This is going straight down faggot road and ship.

No, it's innocent childhood love.

Search your feelings, Anon. It's just buried very deep, that's all.

>>1623035

One.

>>1623037
Isn't Slaanesh the god of love?

GENTLEMEN.

Make the Eclipsion Starchild like Kauworu Nagisa from Evangelion, and have him be openly gay for Lil E.

>>1623037
>>PEACE AND LOVE.

It'll never catch on. You call those survival traits?
Besides, what is love?

>>1623082

He IS gay. someone wrote a shotafic about them.

>>1623086
Baby, don't hurt me.

>>1623021
stick a daemon/chaos marine/zombir guard behind the Starchild?

>>1623089

This is no good. We need somebody good enough for Lofn. Eldrad isn't a dick to Taldeer, as he actually praises her all the time, so maybe he also foresaw a good man for Lofn?

>>1623106
Just leave Lofn without a boyfriend. Not that great a loss.

Let her be our WH40K Nausicäa... ;_;

>>1623118
NO! One by one we will shatter the illusions surrounding Lofn until finally she is a worse whore than Macha

>>1623118

Uh... we already have Macha.

Besides, Nausicaa finds somebody to love, that forest guy, if you read the official manga by Miyazaki.

>>1623127

That's boring. We don't have anyone like Lofn yet, let her play in the sunshine.

>>1623106
The Starchild is the next Emperor
what better husband is there?

Also MEET THE FOLKS
LIIVI: So uh... Seeker, was it? You uh, are a daemon prince?
Seeker: Yeeessssss...
Taldeer: And you raise him alone?
Seeker: What can I ssssayyyy... It issss a burdennn of lovveeee....
LIIVI: Good man.
Taldeer: D'awww....

>>1623150
But Anon just said he was gay, though. Lofn won't get the lovin' she deserves!

Oh my GOD, I'm tempted to writefag faster to prevent this to descend any further into retardville.

>>1623182

Please? Pretty please? Then by the time this thread is autosaged, I can create a new one, and you can release the new story on there!

*waits sadly for more Lofn cuteness to brighten his day, as he is stuck in class*

*bumped for Lofn goodness*

I thought Lofn was a lez

>>1623308

Nope. She's still waiting for a guy, although it's not her main priority right now, as /tg/ has her currently be around 10-15 right now. When she grows up, we'll take it a bit more seriously.

>>1623388
Living fluff... what has /tg/ done

>>1623752

At least we're still better than science.

So, if Lofn is love and peace, and will one day unite the Grim and Dark Future of the 41st Millennium(tm), whats going to happen in a few hundred years when she dies?

She doesn't have a full Eldar lifespan. When she and her psychic Friendship Force pass from this mortal plane, everyone is just going to go right back to waging war, and it'll be thousands of times worse than it ever was because everyone will be all intermingled due to the buddy-buddy nature of Lofn rule. With no clear battle lines, the bloodshed will be catastrophic for every race.

Thus, Lofn is the most GRIMDARK thing in the history of 40k.

>>1623021

Is it me, or is Lofn looking kinda shota there?

>>1625098

Beautiful.

>>1625098

bump for false hope, the grimest dark of them all.

>>1625098

Bricks were shat good sir, I got chills.

>>1625098

But... what if Eclipsion and Lofn in their later years have a child? What happens then? A combination of total goodness with total chaos/sorta-evil?

Oh dear.

>>1625402
I tell you what happens- fanwank goes TOO FAR.

>>1625414

PERHAPS THERE WERE SOME THINGS FANS WERE NEVER MEANT TO TAMPER WITH!

>>1625414
Hey at least we're not as bad as /co/, who put together two characters from COMPLETELY DIFFERENT UNIVERSES. We just mostly make characters up.

>>1625431
Yes, but if we do that we THREE DIFFERENT GENERATIONS OF ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL (Well, not really "Original Character Do Not Steal," but whatever!), one of which is a HALF ELDAR EVERYTHING CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE, and the other is the STARCHILD. Holy GOD I do not want to imagine what absurd thing /tg/ would think of as their spawn.

And Lil' E is somewhere in that mess too.

>>1625414

Never! Never!

>>1625447

What, would the universe explode?

>>1625640
No, we'd become everything we hated.

Also. Damn it, I was hoping this thread would be dead now so I could use the images.

>>1625650

To make a new thread so the writefags can put up their stories? Cuz that's what they're doing now...

>>1625447
The child would be a quarter-eldar alpha psyker with both resurection and friendship powers.

It would then forge a new demi-empire where all races coexist in harmony to create a stronger force than the parts alone

Then the inquisition nukes in from orbit

>>1625802
GRIMMEST DARK END.

I now see orks and tyranids hugging eachother in fear as fire rains from the sky.

I TOTALLY want to see the teen versions of Lofn and Clipsy...

>>1626214
I TOTALLY want to see a

>>1626214
crazy misadventures of forbidden love

>>1626230
Ranger: Warlock Lofn, we have discovered the chaos forces. They are camped nearby. The marines seem to be away, only the cultists remain to guard their leader.
Lofn: So be it. Today we shall end his reign.
*a short battle later, with Lofn hodling her witchblade agains the starchild's chest*
Ranger: WARLOCK! FINNISH IT!
Lofn: I... can't...

>>1626230

Why do you think I named her Lofn? Hmmm? It's the Scandinavian goddess of fertility and forbidden love, which works for her relationship with Starchild, as well as the strange circumstances of her birth...

>>1626278
oshi-

>>1626278
And then they sing a duet, kiss and all both armies bow to their union.

Then seeker cockblocks.
And Eldrad tries to dick it over.

>>1626375

But not too much, since Lofn is Taldeer's daughter, and he loves Taldeer.

These kidsona threads are shitty and googling the starchild project will help with your confusion.

>>1626390
but Eldrad haet chaos
so he does his best to dick Clipsy over
but then Lofn bawws and Eldrad has to cut it out.

>>1626390
BECAUSE STICKING TWO WORDS TOGETHER IS ORIGINAL NAME DO NOT STEAL

2½/10 - old but still got me.

>>1626375
I'm now thinking of Lofn singing Habanera or Love Will Find A Way.

>>1626422
song makes it even better.
If I was a flashfag, I'd have the perfect idea for a short musical flick related to >>1626278

>>1626422

Lion King 2 Soundtrack is now playing in my head.

MANUALLY ;_;

>>1626491
Not One of Us, with Clipsy as Kovu.

>>1626502
SO SAD

>>1626502

Taldeer: When you came here, you asked for judgement! And I pass it now!

...

EXILE!

So Lofn grows up to serve in the armies of Ulthwe?

>>1626536
Eclipsion Lofn continuity:

Original events of Eclipsion -> Lofn born -> Lofn and Clipsy meet as children (during Clipsy's offworld trips) -> Seeker takes Clipsy away and trains him further / Lofn is initiated into Taldeer's seer council -> meet again later on a battlefield -> love can bloom all over again

>>1626554

>love can bloom all over again

I felt a warm, happy feeling when I read this.

>>1626554
this story needs lots of times when Lofn has to use her powers of LOVE AND CARING to calm Clipsy down before he nukes a world with demons.

>>1626554
bizarro romeo and juliet in GRIMDARK?
/tg/ has needed this for SO long...

>>1626554
so this retcons the original line where Clipsy was killed during the imperium/eldar invasion and later possessed a eldar farseer and ascended to daemonhood?

Writefag here:

Sorry, I'm going to have to disappoint. Hopefully, another night and you'll get it- really, I'm quite sorry.
>>1626640
Another dosage, you mean?

Is it just me, or has /tg/ itself become less GRIMDARK since we created Lofn? The baww over 4ed threads are mostly gone, the 40k threads seem more friendly (ever the insults for the Tau seem like they don't have any real animostity behind them), theres more creativity and less sages for creativity, and Touhou and TG Haruhi are living in perfect harmony as "random cute images to go with boring posts" instead of competing with each other.

Has Lofn lead /tg/ into a Golden Age with her love powers?

>>1626660

Perhaps Lofn's developing Farseer powers forrsaw that event and she's been using her JUST AS PLANNED genes from Grandpa Eldrad to save him, and the galaxy at large, from that fate.

>>1626668

Just as planned.

>>1626668
Love can bloom; the very ESSENCE of /wh40k/

>>1618526
With a body like that? Cross-breeding approved.

On an unrelated note, I'd love to see her with at least two tentacles/Nid dick/whatever in every orifice.

>>1626668
And now that you have pointed it out, it will all come crasing down into a terrible age of GRIMMERDARKER.

>>1626673
Lofn and Eldrad are forced to fight eachother as Eldrad wants the continuity he foresaw to remain unbroken while Lofn wants to save Clipsy.

Eldrad eventualy gives in.

Your kidsona sucks.

>>1626822

The clash of their singing spears and eldritch was a symphony of psychic energy the likes of which the Eldar had not sensed in ten thousand years. Citizens from nearby imperial worlds were convinced the heard the Emperor himself in their minds, weeping at the beauty of the song of power. Three lightyears away, a Tyranid swarm and the force of Orks they were battling stopped their struggle without warning, turned their eyes (or other relevent organs) to the sky, and simply stood for three hours, staring at the stars...

>>1626841

age for "kidsona." Fucking retarded term is fail.

>>1626846

Then Eldrad won. And as Lofn fell to the ground, her soul caught in the soul stone on her chest, the ancient farseer shed a single tear.

That tear would water a beautiful flower which, years later, would fatally distract an aging Vindicare assassin on a mission to avenge his fallen Eldar soulmate. Just as planned.

>>1626846

And within the deepest depths of the warp the Laughing God took bets on who would cave first.

You know, I'm starting to get angry about the starchild thing too. Also, do you realise that Lofn has effectively become Mary Poppins?

That is why she must go to necromunda somehow.

>>1625447
>Yes, but if we do that we THREE DIFFERENT GENERATIONS OF ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL (Well, not really "Original Character Do Not Steal," but whatever!), one of which is a HALF ELDAR EVERYTHING CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE, and the other is the STARCHILD. Holy GOD I do not want to imagine what absurd thing /tg/ would think of as their spawn.

>And Lil' E is somewhere in that mess too.

What if... what if Li'l E WAS (will be?) their kid? I mean, if the Father of All can choose where and when he would be rebron, why not like this?

And if this is in conflict with other fluff, we can just do a Quesada on the whole thing.

>>1627081
This is retarded, just stop the LCB development while we're slightly behind.

>>1627081

NO.

NO.


...

NO.

>>1627115
>>1627088
Oh come now, can't you see the appeal of :3 all over the place? Unlimited :3 Works?

If the Lil' E is the Emperor Reborn, and Clipsy is Khaos' evil Emperor clone, and Clipsy is gay for Lil E but also loves Lofn, that can mean only one thing:

Love triangle ending in double-shota threesome, or NICE BOAT.

Lofn is a shit name.

Call her something else.

>>1627123

No. It's twisting 40k into some kind of mary sue faggotry realm. We wanted to keep it out of there.

>>1627115
YES

>>1627081
Amusingly having little E as their kid surprisingly would make sense

>>1627153
For starters Lofn is barren, okay?
>>1627123
You are a turd.
>>1627136
You are correct.
This shit must stop. Stop thinking you are even remotely capable of crafting a plot, calm down, sit on your hands and eat less sugar.

>>1627170
Go play MTG with balck cards that have black pictured and black text.

Also retcon the Clipsy X Lil E shota thing, it was only created to fuel rage