?

I didn't see anything, and nothing more got made.

>>1582501
What Taldeer and Liivi's could be, if you hadn't gone with the "Should have been an abortion" idea.

No, the thread died eventually, as all threads do. It's archived at suptg though.

How old's Lofn, anyway? Because in some pics she's young, in others she's a bit older...

What we need is for somebody to write up an awesome story about Lofn and her 'nids. Jeanstealer can come too.

>>1584095
In before Jean get's raped AGAIN.

>>1584122

Oh for the love of god.

>>1584122
Too late. It already happened... IN MY _MIND_.

Well, I was thinking more of something we could all just DAAAWWWWW to.

>>1584197

That's not Lofn! D:

>>1584221
No, but it is her parents! It's also old, Jeanstealer did it awhile ago.

>>1584197
>>1584153

gb2deviantart drawfags

>>1584245

Wait, now I'm all confused. Explain, please?

>>1584261
Lolcron did a picture with a necron lord fighting LIVII and Taldeer. In this picture, LIVII was on the necron lord's back. I think you can piece this together from there.

>>1584352

Oh, ok, I get it. Bumped in the hope that Jeanstealer might see this thread and post more... :3

I DEMAND MOAR LOFN!!!

>>1584255

>>1584255
0/10

Too obvious.

>>1585767
Do you want Jeanstealer guro that bad?

>>1585881

I... just wanted to put up a pic of Lofn... :(

>>1586574

My neighbor totoro?

>>1586574
D'aww

GODDAMN DRAWFAGS

The things in this thread fill me with a strange fear...a fear I cannot explain.

>>1586599
Are you afraid...

of LOVE?

>>1586599
The rest of us call it ... joy.
Don't be afraid, just embrace it.

>>1586619

he designed a nuke for fun. I don't think he knows the word exists.

>>1584352

WANT WANT WANT.

>>1586632

He knows love, it's just his idea of love more closely resembles that of HK-47's.

>>1586642

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." - HK-47

FUCK YEAH

>>1586642
A shot to the knees?

>>1586657
>>1586658
Welcome to the lovemind.

>>1586657
>>1586658
>>1586661

Loev-mind?

Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom or truth? Perhaps peace? Or could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although... only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? WHY? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?"

I'm also partial to Agent Smith's interpretation.

>>1586681

Didn't your parents ever hug you as a child?

>>1586681
Pussy mostly.

>>1586681

...OR, he could be an empty, nihilistic, emotionless shell of a man. That too.

>>1586688

Well, Agent Smith's parents didn't, and he turned out fine, so...

>>1586688
Looks to me like they kicked him.

>>1584352

/r/'ing this picture, I know you guys have it.

...when did /tg/ turn into Therapy Givers?

Words get dampened and fall to the ground like butterflies in the rain when you’re around.

Some people’s voice is like a rainstorm, full of sound and beauty, but your voice is like the heartbeat of a mouse; so very important. Your hair curls under your earlobe like your locks are playing hide and seek. They seem like children laughing under blankets too small to hide behind. When you come nearby, I wonder how eyes like yours and eyes like mine are both able to cry. Your lips are beautiful, but the smile behind them is what tells me I can keep doing all of this. I don’t know your name, and I never will, but since you came and went nothing has been the same. I just needed to say, even if you never hear; thank you for being alive.

>>1586714

A tiny little thing in my body just flared back to life... I think it was what was left of my soul.

>>1586714

...I don't understand.

>>1586734
Did you ever hug a puppy or kitten as a child?

>>1586755

Negative. Why?

>>1586755
I did. Snowball II didn't move so much after the big hug. Pa said she want to live on a farm after that.

MOAR LOFN

I'm a depraved bastard who kills to amuse his schizo god and even I know what love. I feel sorry for you chaps.

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.

>>1586960
She has a long nose?

>>1586886
I'm amused.

>>1586960
So she wishes to be infected with genestealer spores so that her children will be horrible monsters that devour her for sustenance once they come of age?

>>1587085
This is OUR fluff. She doesn't get infected.

>>1586760
Exactly.

Love, like the cake, is a lie.

>>1587110
So she gets purged then?

With cleansing flame?

>>1586960

No...there are no wishes.

Only the endless uncaring. It doesn't matter what people say. I have not seen any evidence that love is a viable force in the universe. At least gravity and nuclear atomic forces are constant.

When people realize this, and stop with their misconceptions about feeilings, things will be better, pure, uncomplicated, perfect.

>>1587137
Sir, are you a robot?

>>1587140

No, I'm an engineer. Why?

>>1587154
Close enough.

>>1587154

Same thing.

>>1587137
you need a hug dont you?

>>1587154
what's the difference?

>>1587137

And on this day, /tg/ saw R'Myr for what he really was. Gone was any illusion of a hedonistic, sexually-active Tau commander who went on adventures and dodged exterminati with his pals. All that remains is the unloving, unfeeling man who cares only for the weapons he creates.

...or he's an engineer. Same thing.

>>1587172

The weapons never say no.

>>1587164

Let's give him a bunch of nids to hug with. :)

>>1587172
I find that, almost exclusively, the illusions are better than the real people.

>>1587189

But you can't hug illusions.... or can you?

>>1587178
I bet that the thing you dread most is one day giving a weapon a little too much Artificial intelligence, and , with a little twinkle of light, it says one simple word.
"No."

>>1587198
Theoretically, with enough advancements in VR & holograms...

>>1587206

But it's all a simulation. It's not real in the end.

>>1587137
Looks more like he has 'teh autisms'.
Fine by me.
Love is worthy of quantum theory, really.

We need some 40k pronz up in here.

>>1586960
Love?

Loli loev Tyra? ;_;

Lofn/nid porn?

>>1587233
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

>>1587137
Maybe for you, but everything's different for everybody - this is one of the fundamental truths everybody knows but no one seems to want to admit it. It was a silly little quote true for maybe one or two people - it doesn't really matter.

Love exists - I know this because it makes people stupid. Love starts and ends things, it's not material or traded, it comes and goes like a breeze, it fails to be accurately described. You cannot break down love, you cannot file love, it's a too-big piece of cake that you can't slice without the portions being ridiculously small. But I know it is a force because it makes people stupid. You want proof? Just look outside! It's even been proven by SCIENCE.

I could sit here and taboggle about love and not love and love for machines and love for art but I'm just trying to tell you.

Even sweet, humming machinery is a soft whisper of love.

Can nids love? Or do they just :3 all day?

You just ain't recieving
Your phone is off the hook
Your doors are shut

All is full of love

>>1587258

>Can nids love? Or do they just :3 all day?

>>1587269

Answer my question! For science!

>>1587269
SHE'S DEAD, IT WAS JUST STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, GET OVER IT, JESUS.

>>1587287
What?!

>>1587269

Can love spontaneously generate from the spore chimneys of an unfeeling and unthinking race of ever-evolving superbugs which litter the barren and lifeless rocks which are but silent victims of this pan-galactic horror?

>>1586960

Yes, yes it can.

>>1587294

Stockholm syndrome where a captive begins to sympathize with their captor. A chemical misfire that causes inappropriate thoughts and actions.

>>1587254

Love is a chemical imbalance in the brain consisting of only four simple compounds. It causes a chemical overload in parts of the brain, leading to irrationality and human error. Love, to me, will always be a glitch that requires debugging.

And with that I take my leave.

>>1587308

D:

>>1587233
Why porn? Their relationship doesn't seem sexually based at all. In fact, it's mostly just adorable.

>>1587301
But they're an ever-evolving race. Surely, doesn't that fundamentally imply the possibility of such a creature being born?

>>1587312

I think sometau's a bit ronery...

>>1587317

No, I wasn't asking for porn. I was just asking why we needed it.

>>1587317

I was refering to the second linked post when I was answering the bit about them feeling love.

I am not a ronery God-Emperor after all.

>>1587327
Although the idea of Tyra porn is amusing, I don't think it would really fit.

>>1587269
SNAKE EATER, AMIRITE?!

>>1587339

...I think I C wut u did thar

>>1587312
You poor, shortsighted being.

Without something somewhat beyond our comprehension, without something past the purely material, all this existence loses its meaning.

All becomes a calculation.

Beyond that, the assumption that humanity can explain even itself fully is laughable. We've come a long way since our inception, but we're nowhere near understanding ourselves or the world we live in.

>>1587351

>Without something somewhat beyond our comprehension, without something past the purely material, all this existence loses its meaning.

>All becomes a calculation.

He's an engineer. That's exactly what he wants.

>>1587269
Also, that thing with your stepmom? Fucking creepy. Those feelings you have for your stepsister aren't healthy either.

>>1587351
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference.

Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?

>>1587376
You cause cancer!

>>1587376
Actually, as a corpse decomposes, it's particles are transfered to other organism, which then transfer the particles elsewhere. Dead Bodies don't retain the same number of particles that they had while they were alive for very long.

>>1584153
So when these things get too old and aren't cute anymore do people throw them in the toilet and give them the old flushinatus?

>>1587376
Quantities of the brain chemical DMT vary.

Sadly, not everything is a calculation

Feelings and such can't be processed that way, and to pursue it as mere chemical reactions does not address, nor express the entire spectrum

Essentially, when I hear such an argument I imagine someone trying to catch the breeze with a blanket.

However, deepness is not my forte, I suppose you should take it as it is and not as so many comments you read somewhere. I just can't imagine what some people see when they gaze outside - are they looking for dead pixels in the sky?

This thread is depressing.

I subscribe to the theory of Cartesian dualism, really.

But as a 95% unemotional autistic half-tard I sadly can't truly experience what this enveloping rapture of love so many describe. Or maybe I do, but not in a process similar to emotion. Biology does define our differences and there is no changing.
More of a .........
Logical love. One of concepts and reason, combined with base physical needs and urges.

>this thread

lulz.
Emotional people.
Illogical.

What is up with this downpour of negative emotions? My morning just started out great, damn it! Stop being sad!

>>1587516
You're using a picture of SPOCK. The biggest emofag vulcan EVER. Seriously, fail.

I made this thread for Lofn/nid pet pics, and what do I get? Morose and nihilistic posts bordering on Nietzschean hopelessness.

Everyone, love is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

>>1587545

Life sucks! Get it in your head!

The only way to overcome the sheer fail of life is to combat it with obscene levels of personal awesomeness.

>>1587568

Actually, that DID make me happy. Thanks, anon.

>>1587568
Too obvious of a rickroll. Besides, you need to take a song that's actually related to the question of love. Such as...WHAT IS LOVE
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVlw9iWvE5k

>>1587563
No idea, I just draw

Oh lawd, more of Jean and Lufn. This shit is adorable.

>>1587391
Actually, the number within both varies wildly from one minute to the next, thanks to the normal processes which are a part of being alive. Breathing, sweating, eating, excreting waste, etc. all change the number of particles in your body.

His point was that he didn't give a fuck that the Comedian is dead. The smartest human being on the planet matters as much to him as the smartest cockroach.

>>1587571
Life is fucking awesome if you MAKE it awesome!

>>1587600

It's Lofn.

>>1587599
This picture was taken just days before the hive fleet arrived. The genestealer and half-breed had moved onto another world through the webway, laying the seeds of another cult that would be a shining beacon for the fleet centuries later, as whole systems in its path are devoured.

>>1587599
whoops! forgot mah guidelines

>>1587626
The picture becomes clearer now. The fleet approaches.

Emperor help us all.

>>1587588
Sorry, tis my first time.
I'll try harder next time.

So where's the nid toddlers?

>>1587641
Good. Soon, you shall learn how to rickroll like a champion!

>>1587643

>>1587686
I DAAAAWWW'd like never before.

>>1587686
YES!

>>1587686

DAAWWWWWWWWW

>>1587686
in before NID BABY FU... I ... I can't complete it... the cuteness won't let me....

>>1587745

I'll help you. It's NID BABY F-... oh dammit, I can't do it either.

>>1587686

aww, is it trying to spell J-E-A-N-S-T-E-A-L-E-R?

>>1587772

Yes. I think I'm getting diabetes, it's so cute.

So cute you could eat one. Hmmmm.

>>1587806

Uh... no.

night!

I read Lofn as "Loafin'."

>>1587825
See ya

>>1587825

Is that... what are they looking at?

>>1587820
"Stop it will you, heresy makes Lil E cry!"

>>1587838

Lil E?

>>1587854

Oh, just realized. Whoops.

>>1584197
Strangely, this is my favorite picture of the thread.

>>1587835
Nuclear holocaust, the first phase of an Exterminatus order wiping out the cult they fostered along with the splinter fleet it summoned.

>>1587854
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSsXlRytRDs

>>1587863
Penis is a phantom juice?

Will we ever get pics of Lofn with her parents?

>>1587892
Lofn+Tyra=D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>1587892
Given that I requested Nid toddlers last night, and here they are now, yes.
Jean rocks.

>>1587892
I hope so.

>>1587892
No, because they're dead.

That's why she'll grow up to fight crime, with Jeanstealer as her faithful butler.

>>1587952
BatLofn?

>>1587952

Dead? Nah.

But yeah, we could have something like a crime-fighting duo, just like Rush Hour.

>>1587967
>parents not dead

I was tempted to contribute, but on the other hand, that might encourage things that shouldn't live.

Maybe another thread, Lofn.

>>1587995
I'm intrigued now. What sort of... contributions?

>>1588059
I'll wait 'till Jeanstealer is up again.

Would've been tedious writefaggotry, attempts to ground doodlin' into canon (HAHA). It's the only thing I know what to do.

Because like you poor fools I've had 'autistic' thrown at me a few times can I just say then when objectively looking at what is considered 'autistic' and 'autism spectrum' you find every single male comes under it.
You people are normal.
I got told I was insensitive once. I said "If I was insensitive I wouldn't know exactly what to say to piss you off".

>>1587137
Perfection is overrated.

Jesus, this thread is full of underage B& "lief is bleek" BS.

Exterminus

>>1588104
no u

>>1588104
Thats ExterminATus ya twit

>>1588091
I'm 21 and know from experience that MY life is bleak and meaningless.

That's why I distract myself with stupid bullshit like video games and screwing around on the internet: because it's easier than making drastic changes to every single aspect of my lifestyle, and it's more pleasant than collapsing into a heap of despair at the fact that I'm a pathetic, miserable example of a human being and lack the force of will to better myself as a person.

in b4 ATTENTION WHORE because i've been venting this shit all over 4chan all week since talking about my feelings to another actual human being is emasculating and humiliating

Lofn? LOFN? Sounds like some kind of scientific term for a brain tumor!

>>1588151
Alcohol, do you DRINK it, MOTHERFUCKER?

>>1588151

Glad I'm not the only one

>>1589390
It's the name of a Scandinavian goddess, ya git.

It's pronounced "Lophnuh," with a quiet "nuh" at the end.

...how is this thread still alive?

>>1589837
Scandinaaaaaaaaaaaaaviaaaaaaaaaaaans!

>>1589390
Name. Of. Scandinavian goddess of fertility.

Look it up.

If we could get more of Jean and the other drawfag, we could fill out more of Lofn and her complete obsession with strange nids and creatures...

>>1590637
It's like pokemon.

Gotta catch 'em all.

>>1590637
Lofn with a Necron Scarab?

>>1590651
If Lolcron would draw that...

Well. I don't know WHAT I would think. I do know I'd have to change my undies.

>>1590651

Oh.... my.... I think I would die of cuteness.

Are there any tiny cuddly things from the Dark Eldar that she could get too?

>>1590651

and a squig, and a familiar, and a cherub, and an Orky boar, and a snotling, and a drone, and a rat, and a grox, and a skink, and a etc...

>>1590669

LOFN - ULTIMATE 40K MONSTER CATCHER.

>>1590673
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

>>1590661
>>1590261

oh, and I think her full name is

Lofn'oh'lii'thuan'acha'chalupa'muy'lol'Oi'emprah'far'Lissum'Tussle'stealer'fexy'squig'irl'ripper'kun
'chan'FGSFDS'natus'marri'tsu'eldra'AAAGH'thwe

now.

from >>1590162

>>1590685

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

>>1590694

EACH 40MON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE.

>>1590708

40MON - IT'S YOU AND ME, I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINY

>>1590713

40MON - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND...

>>1590717

40MON - A HEART SO TRUE OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH

Bloomwriter here-

This will never show up in LCB, you understand that, right? A daughter would totally mess things up. I mean, it just seemed kind of retarded, y'know? Having a picture perfect little sunny half eldar daughter running around- honestly. You guys. It's cute what Jeanstealer did, but really. REALLY. I'm stretching plausibility enough by having a farseer and a Vindicare assassin paired together!

>>1590722

YOU'LL TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU, 40MON!!!!!

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, 40MON!!!

>>1590727

But other stories already have Taldeer pregnant, so... might as well continue?

>>1590693

holy shit, got enough apostrophes?

>>1590727
You're stretching RAGE, that's for certain.

>>1590727

Easy answer,

Love Can Bloom 2: The Bloomening

>>1590731
Is she just a whore, or what?

>>1590727

When you said that, a little part of me died inside. Why do you have to kill our happiness, huh?

>>1590748
Jean+Luf'noh?

It's so cute I puked.

>>1590736
NEVER

>>1590749

No, it's just that the other stories already had Taldeer carrying LIIVI's baby, so I just thought it would be fine to continue on with stories of Lofn, that's all.

>>1590750
>>1590737
>>1590731
...I'm, uh, I'm a troll.

I thought that was obvious.

>>1590773

Nope.

I humbly request a pic of Lofn stopping an entire WAAAGH! with her cuteness alone.

>>1590828

BAUS! BAUS! WOT'Z WE SUPPOSE TO DO?

IT'S JUST TEENIE 'UMIE...

>>1590828

>I humbly request a Lofn replacing Warboss Yotsuba as the leader of the WAAAGH! of cuteness.

fix'd that for you.

>>1590845

OY, YA GITS, JUS' SHOOT 'ER ALREADY!

>>1590828
sad thread is sad

>>1590828
The warboss then picks her up, rests her on his head and has her lead the WAAAAGGGHHH instead.

>>1590848
NO! Yotsuba AND Lofn.

>>1590851

NO CAN DO, BAUS.

>>1590857

"... and so, on that day, little Lofn and her unbelievable cuteness stopped the Ork WAAAGH! flat. The Orks had lost all will to fight.

almost to autosage...

>>1590873

We'll just make a new thread then.

>>1590877

I think Lofn and her nids and other assorted pets are exactly what /tg/ needed: A little girl and her pets to watch over and protect. :3

>>1588151
Well, that sums me up.
...
..
.

>>1590885

We'll protect you! T_T

>>1590963
Just like we protected Noh!

...whatever happened to her anyway? You leave a kid alone for a week and they disappear, what's up with that?

SAGE

>>1590993

gb2/b/

>>1590987
Noh is still running around with the group that 'saved' her.
After all, she's just a small magical construct. It's not like
she's gonna get in trouble on her own.

>>1591016
Oh right and even so, it is not like we'd leave her unsupervised out of forgetfulness. Anonymous isn't like that.

>>1591031

We're not cruel, we have our secret tender sides too...

>_>

<_<

:3