Here we have a ninja set against his natural foe: The Snakeman with Downs.

"It wouldn't be easy for Sklar Hast to kill a sea monster that refused to die!"

The greatest hand jobbers in the multiverse.

>>1552648
Like anyone would like to see the battle with "the monster that kindly agreed to die."

Bastard druids probably had something to do with this.

OHMIGOD PONIES!!!!!!!

Ninety trillion. What the fuck.

The twist is that they have to team up against the monkeys.

>>1552671
FUCKING DRUIDS

>>1552692
The Pastel City, inhabited by the tackiest people known to man.

Polar bear drawn chariot, awesome.

Except that these bears are fucking tired.

Flanked by his hairstylist and his interior decorator, the Golden Queen advances to the YMCA, conquest on his fabulous mind.

>>1552720
I MADE A POOPIE

>>1552679
oh fuck I read those

>>1552711
I lol'd at Moorcock.

>>1552728
I think every little girl that loves ponies has.

>>1552711
I CHALLENGE YOU, UPON THE BACKS OF MY RIVER FORDING TIGERS

>>1552741
Sweet Jesus.

>>1552741
...He has two spiked clubs tied to his spiked club.

MY NEXT CHARACTER

>>1552741
FIGHTING FANTASY? Fuck yeah!

I must say the robot linebackers are HAX.

>>1552741
BEST OREGON TRAIL GAME EVER

I sense something...Wrong.

>>1552735
I actually didn't, though. I was into dinosaurs and dragons. I only started liking horses once I started horseback riding, and even then I didn't get into HORSE-RELATED FICTION.

(Dealing With Dragons, that was another FANTSY 4 GURLZ thing I read)

>>1552754
Is that robot saluting?

>>1552769
Nope. I don't see anything wrong.

Judging by the torn state of his clothes, this was a bad idea.

>>1552770
DAMN IT I'M A GUY AND READ THOSE DRAGON BOOKS

Thooooouugh I noted they got failer as they went on.

>>1552770
>Is that robot saluting?
Its a salute that involves ripping someone's head off. They stopped shortly after a general lost his life as a result.

I wish these guys were still in charge of Games Workshop.

>>1552790
Fuck the ending to that series made me rage

I thought Alain was going to rape and kill the lady of battles, rape and kill Liath, rape and kill Sanglant...

...no. He wanders off into the woods.

Fuckin gay.

Prince of Dogs was the last good book in that shit series.

>>1552661
<3 Vance. My copy is "Servants of the Wanekh", though - some countries got an edited version. At least Wankh->Wanekh was the only change they made... ;_;

I CAN SEE FOREVER

>>1552796
Yeah, definitely. I remember really liking the first one, then as soon as it focused on Cimorene's son it started to suck (is that even her name?).

Fuck, I am going to find them and see if they're actually awful.

>>1552812
oh god the pupils

Phallic AND 3D poser shit models!

>>1552813
I remember being disappointed when they introduced the elementalist or whatever... Fuck I can hardly remember. I just remember him being like "WIZARDS TANGLE UP MAGIC FUCK 'EM" or something.

Also, a midget with a gun.

Who remembers this book?

>>1552836
"He sought to escape a future he regarded with contempt."

>>1552846

No. Fucking. Way.

>>1552852
"A future where people thought he was a member of the Village People"

I can not find the cover with the larger image of this, but if you can't distinguish it, it's a man with two laser pistols. Glaring at the viewer in contempt. Shooting them off in seemingly random directions, while a battle goes on behind him.

That and it's written by Scifag Alpha.

IGGY POP?

Fridays are usually shit, but this is a nice thread. Thank you, OP.

NAZI ZAP

>>1552925

Nazis versus pirates?

AWESOME BOOK IS AWESOME

I LOVE THIS BOOK

LOL DUAL WIELDAN

How many covers have "Shooting at nothing and ignoring the real fucking target" as a theme?

>>1552934
I know! My cat's sucks at MtG!

One Day on Mars WE HAD THE BEST LASER LIGHT SHOW EVER

>>1552953
There's a gun under the character's right arm that seems to be firing itself.

"HELLO LADIES"

Bitch, pay attention. How fucking important is your mandolin.

Piers Anthony. Fucked up.

>>1552981

THE BAND PLAYED ON

>>1552992

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A MERMAID GET IN THE BICYCLE

Bad cover, plus a horrible pun!

>>1552981
okay this one made me lol

>>1552992
Thats redundant.

DRAGONS WITH GUUUUNNNSSSS

>>1552703
FUCKING EPIC ART

I LIKE HOW THE DINOSAUR KILLED ITSELF BY TWISTING ITS HEAD 180 DEGREES

>>1552997
YOU'RE ON NOTICE

Let's go to the classics.

HALF MAN
HALF MONSTER
ALL ROBERT EVANS

BREAD!

In the old days, separating conjoined twins was a dangerous affair.

"Looking around corner, only head exposed."

STAR WARS

Cabbage patch edition.

What the fuck did Chewie do to Solo?

oh shit i know that guy

>>1553082
A PSYCHIC BATTLE TO THE DEATH

WITH SEX SLAVES

WHAT

One of these things is not like the others!

>>1553095

IN b4 JEWISH GUY

"Assassins are awesome!"
"Yeah, wearing their capes and diapers, riding around on crows!"
"...Wait, what?"

>>1553117

HOLY SHIT GOD I LOL INSIDE

>>1553117
>Gor

There's your problem right there.

>>1553117
Goreans creep me the fuck out.

>>1553117
GOREANS? FUCKING THINGS UP? UNHEARD OF.

This hospital has a serious problem with bed making.

"AFTER the patient's out of the bed, AFTER!"

...Subtle.

ITT nothing makes sense ever again.

>>1553128
I'd like to introduce you to some goreans.

Also in Gor, Conan starts an impromptu auction with a gang of neanderthals for some kid he just picked up.

>>1553139
That would be a fairly hilarious encounter.

Even the disembodied head is embarassed when Frank fucks the teddy bear in the background.

"Why the fuck do WE always have to walk the giant dog's head?"
"Shut up and walk, Ted."

>>1553145
Rape normally is.

>>1553117
The only use I have for Goreans is sacrificing to Xiombarg.

"All women can only be satisfied by being forced to submit to a manly man, especially if they are lesbians." Goreans actually believe this wholeheartedly.

>>1553145
I hope you videotape such an encounter.

Why do the dragons have steering wheels?

>>1553127
Fucking cultist bastards. The lot of them.

>>1553164

There's so many retarded things in that picture, oh lord.

Huntress: The Statue Humper

>>1553175
FALSE FUCKING ADVERTISING

>>1553171
THIS IS WHAT GOREANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

I dunno about you, but Cathead-Hand scares the piss out of me.

I've racked my brain, and really, I don't think anything I say can really add to this.

>>1552981
Knowing Modesitt, she's probably calling down a fucking blizzard or earthquake or something.

>>1553206
Someone, somewhere, posed for that picture.

The dragon nonchalantly burns its own wing as vikings approach, aready to board.

>>1553206
BOOK OF JUSTICE

>>1553206
BOOK OF JUSTICE

This is the story about the ugliest models on Earth, and the armless woman that haunts them.

>>1553206
My next modern setting.

>>1553206
...John Belushi?

>>1553206

>>1553193
Not a particularly good read either.

>>1553241
>>1553235
...


justicemind?

>>1553251
DO WANT HAMBURGERS

Sorry to break it to you Columbo, but this shit has already been solved.

I'm not sure what's going on here, but it sure is ugly.

>>1553272
ANIKI!

>>1553251

Suddenly, penisguy has competition.

A fruit and his giant cat take on the UNIVERSE.

>>1553283
HEAVING BOSOMS INCOMING

>>1553277
I'm incredibly amused since I used to make alot of those.

>>1553274
Doesn't matter. Romance author = epic fail.

>>1553283

Epic cat is epic.

Oh God its like a Vampire: The Masquerade site from 1994.

flames.gif spinningpentegram.gif flames.gif spinningpentegram.gif flames.gif

WELCUM TO xXXHAETLAIRXXx.GEOCITIES.COM

>>1553293
Entirely agree.

BUT IS HE EPIC ENOUGH FOR THE LICKING VALLEY COON HUNTER'S CLUB?

WEREWOLF BEAR OFFERS YOU 1 (ONE) CROSS

DO YOU TAKE CROSS Y/N

>>1553298
EPIC CAT VS. VAMPIRE RACOON!!! TAKING ALL BETS!!!

>>1553289
STOP MAKING STUPID FUCKING IMAGES

>>1553295
OH GOD I LOL'D SO HARD.

Speaking of which, I have been waiting for an opportunity to post this video on /tg/, and I feel it is thematically related to your post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bINYgVtRVjU

Okay, what?

>>1553310

WHOEVER WINS WE LOSE

>>1553293
It is a rather cool pose.
>>1553314
I'll take that into consideration, anon.

Another book cover brought to you by the web designers of the 90s- This time, in unreadable font!

>>1553331

Please give me a gun.

(waits)

>>1553317
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww

I always thought the old Ravenloft books looked bad... But by the time I got a cover, these were posted. Now it looks fucking stunning.

>>1553316
Is it a joke?
Like Unicorn LA?

Hang in there baby!

You thought TEEN pregnancy was bad?

>>1553344
No. This shit is completely serious.

>>1553338
I'd have to say that Knight of the Black Rose is probably one of my favorite Ravenloft novels and covers.

>>1553345
Awwwwww, da wittle kitten wants ta fuck youuuuuu.

I've always thought the Xanth novels were pretty bad as far as art went.

Counts as post apocalyptic nightmare of freaks wandering the countryside ravaging isolated farm steads on really short stilts.

Wow.

German Redwall sucks.

>>1553355
Some were good. And it's kinda fair that a comedy book has a silly cover.

DiscWorld Book covers have some pretty shit selections.

We broke the style barrier.

>>1553366
But some of them are rather awesome.

>>1553370
That looks like a mushroom in the thumbnail.

Roll for SAN damage.

>>1553371
Most of them are foreign translation covers.
But I never liked the one you have up, you can't tell who's who and why the fuck is rincewind looking badass? that shit aint right.

>>1553376
This is about BAD covers.

>>1553376
This may one day be my /tg/ face.

>>1553357

STILT COP KID SQUAD!!

When spirits walk, look the fuck out for mutant rabbits.

>>1553366

I'd say that it ads to it.

Excuse me, but wtf are you doing?

In space, nobody has to know you're settling for less. A lot less.

THE PENETRATOR: When Bruce Campbell grew a mustache and had a short stint in porn.

"BITCH, I'M SHAMROCKING YOU"
"...I'm gonna be late for school."

>>1553411
"DOUBLE PENETRATOR"

LULZ

>>1553416
Ireland's deep, dark secret.

>>1553411
WIN

UGLY.

>>1553402

Redshirt automatically dies 3 pages in.

Also, more Gorean Shit.

WORST. MAGE. GAME. EVER.

Seriously, somebody fucked up their Life effect.

>>1553429
>Mercedes Lackey

Eww.

>>1553437
>Also, more Gorean Shit.
Oh joy.

Take a moment to get your meat.

Or Pooh, if that's your thing.

>>1553451

lol at irony.

>>1553443
Silver Raven Wolf.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE

plz lrn 2 photoshop

>>1553437
>>1553188
>>1553144
>>1553117

LOL at PC re-release (2007).

Worthy of archiving?

>>1553480
Fuck yes.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I don't really have a good finishing cover. I should have planned ahead.

Instead, have a rambo so affected by ennui he doesn't notice what everyone else is shooting at.

Maybe I should write up a campaign where Gor gets their ass kicked by female alien invaders. Maybe have the alien women reproduce like squids.

>>1553331
it looks like "The semen sins"

>>1553487
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Go nuts.

I keep trying to find one of the old scifi covers with the ridiculous death/war wheel.

>>1553388
That is almost right, I think I have just the thing for it. Behold more than 9000 hours in MSPaint.

>>1553525
You could always pillage Superdickery's...But then that would be stepping on /co/'s toes.

>>1553538
THE FACE OF /tg/

>>1553540
I didn't want to use a comic cover.

Archived!

>>1553554
Danke.

>>1553472

WHAT?!?!?!

>>1553128

Goreans are worse than a thousand furries. Thank Xenu there's only liek 5 of them and they all live in Second Life.

>>1553789
I wish there were only 5 fuckups like that.

>>1553472

Up to this point, I thought everyone talking about goreans was just making fun of koreans or something. Now I have no idea what's going on.

Anyone want to enlighten me as to what the hell gor is?

>>1553171

Basically true.

Women's emotional circuitry is geared to encourage them to submit to a stronger man.

On some level, they all enjoy being lead.

>>1553805
Gor is a cheesy hack & slash novel series written way back. The most notable factor is institutionalized slavery of women which some dumbfucks actually took up.

Google "Gorean lifestyle" for more.

>>1553505

Yes. Please. Xiombarg ignore you.

>>1553805

Gor was a series of low fantasy books based on a tribal setting where women were less than property, and those women who werer free women were essentially just sex toys anyways. the ones who were actually free and lived apart from men were preferred as slaves because they could be broken and were even more subservient and slavelike and liked it more. no woman was complete without a man to dominate their life.

>>1553832
Never mind that Goreans were somehow stronger than Earthlings because they came from... get this... a planet with LOWER gravity.

I am not kidding. It was that fucking stupid.

>>1553805 Anyone want to enlighten me as to what the hell gor is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor

Pic related.

>>1553854

Wrong pic. Here's the one I wanted.

Gor was probably the only time that the movie was better than the original book.

>>1553860

Pretty much the same as >>1553854, really.

The girl I'm currently seeing is a huge Gor fan. But she claims she isn't submissive at all. And she sure as hell isn't a dominant person.

I suppose my biggest hope is that she doesn't like it for the writing. Jesus Christ.

>>1553860

is darker than >>1553854

>>1553877

Tie her wrists up with riobbons some night. She'll explode.

>>1553903


But... But... I don't want to turn her into a lulzcow. Yet. <.<

>>1553912

You fail @ Gor.

Finally a chance for this.

And this.

>>1553924

>100 image limit reached

You fucker.

>>1553918

You're fucking right I do. What bits and pieces I've read are fucking horrible. And don't even get me started on the fanfics.

>>1553918
>You fail @ Gor.
and subsequently win at life.

>>1553930 And don't even get me started on the fanfics.

You should worry when she invites you to a "Party" or brings home Fur Rugs.

>>1553939
Maybe she didn't mean Gor, but something else? Say a more healthy hobby like Gore for example.

>>1553931

Gorean warrior meets Savatiri from the lichloved fic.

That's a disaster of epic proportions.

>>1553929
Oh, I have never had a more glorious moment than one such as this! I will revel in this triumph for weeks to come!

>>1553942

That would be......disturbing more than her "alleged" love for Gor.

>>1553942

She's the one that supplied me with fanfics, citing that she "really liked the setting", or something retarded like that.

I'm just not sure how VIOLENT ANAL RAPE lends to a setting.

>>1553946
My invasion of Gor campaign is getting even better. Maybe I should throw in the Drow from Forgotten Realms.

>>1553955

Pitting two of the most well known slaving societies in fantasy.....irk.

>>1553968
I was originally doing the Blue Drop aliens for the OH SHIT result when a gorean man is turned into a woman.

>>1553974
Suicide.

>>1553955

Drow as invaders, using Elan loli's as infiltratoirs and spies since they're relatively indestructable, and backed with Xiombarg worshipping summoners to throw Eloihim at them.

fun.

>>1553955

Gor vs Drow would be perfect. Both societies would treasure slaves from the other culture higher than anything else, since they would be hardest and most rewarding to break.

>>1553974

not possible - Gorean men are immune to feminization. Ask any of them.

>>1553985
>not possible - Gorean men are immune to feminization. Ask any of them.
Rule 63

>>1553989

Any musclechick ever, except screamign in terror and asking where the hell their penis is.

ARCHIVE NAO!!

>>1553802
Wow, what the HELL happened to the Song of Ice and Fire when it went across the Pacific?

you know, what I can't help but think is

"this would all fit in Rifts"

>>1555393
You haven't seen bishie Sandor then.

>>1555447
Was it done by the Japanese, or just fat wapanese yaoi loving deviantartists?

>>1555458
It's cover art for one of the books. Big sword, unkempt hair, burned face that makes him look rugged, looks like he's all of 14.

I feel sorry for the artists. I bet their feelings would be really hurt if they read this thread.

Wow those gorean guys sure have their shit together. Perfectly submissive sex slaves you don't even need to break? Fuck yes you are the best cult ever.

>>1555468
D:
Post it. Somewhere.
>>1555504
They're all invariably beasts composed of ham, grease, and Wicca.

>>1553129

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOM!!!

>>1552679
>IFUCKINGLOVEPONIES.jpg


Made me crack up.

ITT: Gor reading neckbeards pretend to hate Gor in a feeble attempt to appear normal.

>>1553402
"EVEN THE ORIGINAL STAR TREK CREW IS CONFUSED"

>>1555546

Didn't know what Gor was, then I looked it up... Never playing Age of Connan.

I remember a guy who used to tell stories of infiltrating otherkin boards and coming out as an overfiend kin who can still feel the phantom vestiges of his 6 penises, and he talked about the Gor communities developing in AoC with a slight shudder..