More plotting, more thinky, some half hearted efforts.

Lots of plotting. Uhm. Characters. ...

No actual product, yet.

>>1498586
bugger. can I get a recap of any new characters? I know what we had in thread 1 (Kai, Mai, Chip, Gont, Chaffer, Elite 4, Fatguys, Ko Ma, Beije, Champ, Genki, the Rival)

also important TWEESTS. I'm trying to stay on level with this so I can help.

>>1498601

I don't have additional info, sorry. My memory consists of 2 brain cells and I need 1 devoted to breathing. The other is just kind of an idiot and just sits there watching "Mama's Family" on TV.

Champ = Ko Ma when he's awake
Beije is an overweight cheesy inferior guard player. Gont is a character in the army of Freddy. Mai and Miso are rivals, but thats nothing new.

>>1498609
I didn't remember Ko Ma playing Dark Phalanx.. or does he just have 2 armies?

And when did we rename Gont(player) into Freddy, or is this some of that Gen1 stuff I don't know properly?

>>1498664
>I didn't remember Ko Ma playing Dark Phalanx.. or does he just have 2 armies?
Ko Ma has always been Chaos. We just hadn't had a specific army.
>And when did we rename Gont(player) into Freddy, or is this some of that Gen1 stuff I don't know properly?
We ended up with a gag that American viewers couldn't keep the names straight between the players and their primary army characters, and it allowed us to bring in freddy from Gen1.

>>1498677
Relevant

>>1498677
Good.
Now then, as I might be able to work something up later today, lets talk Character looks. As I understood it:
Kai - Ash+Comissar hat+Fist
Chip - shota with greatcoat and comissar hat
Genki - fat Gendo in a suit
Ko Ma - Navy officer outfit and a huge-ass facial scar
Beije - fatso comissar with a sash
Da L.T.S.S.L.M.G.M. - fat diggaboss
Chaffer - huge ripped old comissar

what about the rest?

>>1498726
Mai and Miso

we argued over what to call chaos marines for like 3 hours. ended up deciding on kaos mariners after like 50 ultraweeaboo suggestions and 60 posts.

>>1498738
random blone and darkhair schoolgirls? With everyone else dressing appropriate for their army? (admited that Kai has an odd sence of what is Ultramariner, but alteast he has the fist...)

>>1498740
Checking: is this namelist still right
-Space Mariners
-Ultramariners
-Kaos Mariners
-Dark Phalanx
-Elfdar
-Black Elfdar
-Necromatons
-T'ow
-Sisterhood of war
-Orx (no singular?)
-Tyrantids
(what the heck did we call the Inquisition armies?)
-Inferior Guard

Ko Ma champion, 1st draft.
based on the description "military outfit in Dark Phalanx colours, large scar on face, uses abaddon"

>>1498976
and Mr. Genki

>>1499012
HOLY SHIT ON A STICK.
A HORUS MINI.

>>1498880
I thought Tyrantids were Tyllanids

>>1498976
/co/ would implode if they saw this.

>>1499034
it sounds a bit TOO silly to me... I thought Gen2 was mento to be semi-srs?

>>1499012
needs more fat.
otherwise 's cool.

>>1498976
we need drawfags

>>1498570
this has bothered me for ages: SAUCE ON KAI'S FIST IN THAT COVER.

>>1499141
When I made the image, I used the fist from the picture I'm linking to and a lot of photoshop fuckery.
>>1494443

>>1499186
my mind can now die happy.
and I love the Ko Ma and Genki pics.

>>1498976
I faceplam'd, the lol'd

why the facepalm?

>>1498976
brilliant. Inventive use of the scar.

>>1498609
>Gont is a character in the army of Freddy.

Wait, what? When was that decided?

>>1499369
when we decided not to call characters by their army generals and renamed Gont(player) into Freddy.

>>1499375
for this alone, nobody plays Astro-Lupus in Wallhammer.

Inb4 House...

Bump so that the just-awoken can see it too.

>>1498976
Ha ha, oh wow.

>>1499489
it's never lupus...

I love it when /tg/ gets shit done.

>>1498976
You need a picture of him passed out on a table.

>>1500329
it'd just be the cape covering his body and the hair down covering his head.
A lump of fluff and a sheet-covered form. NO FACE REVEALED UNTILL THE VERY END.

>>1500341
Just a sticky note with the words, "I move and shoot."

Someone needs to take that Montana Max image when he´s giving his speech, and he says "then we shall have war". His arms are in boxing position, but his hands are open. Just shop a bunch of Inferior Guard minis on them, give him a commissar cap, and paint his clothes black.

Instant Beije!

Aside MOVESHOOT, Derp Stike (STEEL RHEEN) and Taudance, what other epic stratagems does Wallhammer have?

>>1500390
Yiffing Barrage (Slaaneshi deviant army specialty).

>>1498688
Why does Kai look like he's wearing Crow makeup in this?

>>1500408
because of that Gen2 will be all hand drawn, exept for the minis.

>>1500387
I thought Beije was fat?

>>1500417
Montana Max is pretty "grand", if memory serves right. Still, if you paint his clothes black, I´m sure you can drop a few inches more on him...

40k, now in Yu-Gi-Oh! format.

Batteries not included.

>>1500446
no. just no. Beije needs to be more like... teenage Cartman.

>>1500464

It's time to p-p-p-p-urge?

>>1500567
it's time to b-b-b-b-BATTLE
Know your damn slogans.
also remixed pokemon theme

When reading the initial proof of concept post, I thought it read "Can Kai conquer the flawless art of the SHOOTAGEM"

gotta head out to class, but here's a WIP that I started on

>>1500741
Not copypasted hijinks, but it's still good.

Is that his dice rollan gauntlet?

If this doesn't end in gay shota porn, I'm going to be very disappointed in you, /tg/.

What I'm wondering is...If it really is supposed to be an Engrish version of Warhammer...Shouldn't it be something like Waruhammeru?

>>1500741
I love you too, drawguy
>>1500748
copypasta is sooooo Gen1
>>1500750
We got Shodaemons for that.

>>1500752
I would link you to the original thread but FRICK I would get banned for it. It's in the 4chanarchive /tg/ section. Go there to see how it developed.

>>1500752
Wallhammer is Britaboo, not Weeaboo. Some people are still having a hard time coming to terms with that.

>>1500741
Also, this is cool. Although I think it would be better to keep his powerfist away from his body to make him a little bit less YUGI-OH and more Warhammer.

On topic of Yu Gi Hammer, how are miniatures carried in Wallhammer?
-Army Cases
or
-somehow more compactly, like pocket dimentions?

>>1500804
I'm going to vote pocket dimension cases, for simplification.

>>1500786
Britaboo 'nuff, guvna?

oh man this guy have a website or somthing I remember reading some posts of wallhammer and it was funny as hell!

>>1500757
STUPID SEXY KAWAII.
Ruining my bad mood.

okay here is what this anon came up with...
In the GRIM DARKNESS of the GL future Forge World has been driven underground by the cheap manufacturing process rendering their small models obsolete and GL ending support for the larger ones, which cost too much in Mr. Genki's opinion. Thus FW has become a secret organization devoted to the overthrow of Genki. The FW operatives fight using ALL TANK armies and use all the old names and fluff. As the setting progresses and Kai starts shaking up the scene they gift him with a titan in hopes that it will help him bring down Genki because the FW agents don't believe in the HEART OF THE MINIS and therefore can't win like Kai can. FW also decides to give some of the mighty super-heavies to the rest of the "good" guys to further help Kai. Of course this means that Genki finds the secret FW vault and steals all the Kaos related models before selling the rest to the "evil" players. Now all battles are even MORE EPIC. This can only occur after the normal battles epicness has worn off.

>>1500982
Gen2 Series2?

A question regarding the LAST battle KAI VS KO MA(awoken)
Is it ONLY Kai and Ko Ma, both with 3k Apoc, or Kai and friends VS Ko Ma?

I vote Kai only.

>>1500982
How about Foundry World or Forge Planet instead of using Forge World.

>>1500993

Kai vs Ko Ma and the 4 Champions that are brainwashed into playing on Ko Mas side by Genki.

>>1500993
Kai only, ofc.
Chip, Freddy and Chaffer play a different match.
dunno about Mai.

>>1501023
Awo Ken needs NO ALLIES.
I shall play 5 armies.
ALONE.
*eye glow*

Ko Ma's real name is now Awo Ken. Nobody dare touch that. It's gold and you know it.

>>1500390

Brooming Movement

>>1500939
Indeed. Now it only needs an interesting sign in the center, like when people made British Gurren Lagann.


>>1501027
Kai, Freddy (I´d swear his name was Gont, and no, Gont was not a miniature, that was Georgen) and Chaffer fight together against Beije? Beije, in the end, loses the battle because he executed the miniatures he needed at just the last moment. He is the reason for his own undoing!


In the end, I think there should be some kind of MAGIX HAX that makes all the good guys (Kai, Chaffer, Chip, Freddy, Mai, Miso, etc...) fight together against Ko Ma in a huge Apoclypse battle. Something like, they all play together on the same table... BUT THEY CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER. THUS, THEY HAVE TO READ EACH OTHER´S HEART TO COOPERATE, FIGHT TOGETHER, AND PREVAIL UPON AN ENEMY THAT WHILE FIGHTING ALONE, IS INCREDIBLY SMART.

It is the ultimate expression of FRIENDSHIP and GUTS!

>>1501033
For this to be right, all the previous champion games would have been 500 point matches (500 x4 + Ko Ma's Dark Phalanx 1000 = 3000). I don't think that's right. Champion games should all be 2000pts, with the 3000 for Ko's Apoc game seeming like "a minor boost to make it better for the crowd", while it was in fact a way to allow Apoc Rules.

>>1501094
Not against Awo Ken, but maybe Genki. Remember, Genki executes Ko Ma / Awo Ken for his failure as champ, challenges and whups Kai and then gloats. Perhaps after this its a 5 (Kai, Chip, Chaffer, Gont, Mai) VS 1 (Genki) 40 000pts/side apoc game for ULTIMATE VICTORY.

>>1501112 5V1 40k pts Apoc Game
THIS IS THE BEST ENDING EVER.
EVER.
E V E R.

>>1501015
I feel it should stay Forge World because they are supposed to be die-hards from the old system who are fighting to restore Wallhammer to Warhammer
>>1501094
GUTS and FRIENDSHIP!

>>1501132
FRIENDSHIP AND GUTS!
GUTS AND FRIENDSHIP!

...

GUTSHIP!

>>1501127
SECOND.
SECOND.
S E C O N D.

I was thinking of giving this some kind of G2 letter amalgamation logo
Pic attempted

We need more minor bad dudes for Kai to defeat on his path to the bigger fish. Each one needs to showcase a philosophy for battle that is inferior to the HEART OF THE MINIS based on their bossquarters.
Leader Distantvision - Emergency Suit heavy army
Futurelooker Elfrad - Intricate plans that end in humiliation for the enemy
Ancient Singleocularorgan - nidzilla, the player crushes terrain and enemy models

>>1501188
Good base, needs fancy fonts
>>1501202
well we have a few miniboss people, such as Lootin'Tootin', but more = better.

>>1498738
>>1498742
Oh, homoerotic domination, will you ever cease making me chortle uncontrollably?

>>1501214
Above all, we need a pic of Da Lootin' Tootin' Slugga Shootin' Lean Mean Green Machine.

>>1501249
Fat neckbeard wearing an Ork outfit, sunglasses, and holding a Squat driving an antigrav looted halftrack baneblade?

>>1501266 squat looted antigrav halftrack baneblade
GOOD GOD ALLMIGHTY.

>>1501266
>>1501249

There was a character, I don´t remember if it was in Mazinger Z or in similar giant mecha shows like Raideen, that was fat and had a pretty big, orky lower jaw...

>>1501284
Someone find this, I'll be back in some hours (I need to sleep. Damn Eurotime)

>>1501282
YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN AMAZEMENT.

GL has begun mass-producing terrain so now terrain is destroyed during battles as part of the game leading to at least one "I'm not attacking your monster, I'm attacking THE MOON!" (yugi-oh) moment
"Hahaha, from atop this hill my Banebraid has the advantage."
"ATTACK CALGAR!"
"What is he going to do to my tank? hahaha...what?!"
*Calgar knocks down the hill with FIST and GUTS, destroying the Banebraid in the collapse*

>>squat looted antigrav halftrack baneblade

...MY MIND BURNS IN WAYS THAT IT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND.

finished it, just an attempt to get a feel for the character.

I'll draw him again in a better pose later, but how should I go about making him more Warhammery than Yugioh-y?

I think that the point was to make it yugi-oh'y.

That's the irony behind it.

Any more "Warhammery" would either mean it needed a neckbeard or be grimdark.

Or in /tg/'s case, involve more tits.

>>1501112
>Genki executes Ko Ma
Wait a minute. Wallhammer grew from Ko Ma.
At the very least, we need Ko Ma to somehow survive being shot. Ko Ma is the guy who can say 'I move and shoot', pass out, and yet win at checkers.

>>1501282
ITT The secret keywords of awesome.

>>1502649
Also they are played by Fa/tg/uy diggas

Ko Ma cannot be killed ever. EVER. DON'T KILL THE GREATEST OF MY CREATIONS.

>>1504304
Ko Ma WOULD die, right, but then the HEART OF THE MINIS infuses him and Malulz, the Kaos Spirit of Negative Probabilicalness, resurrects him as Awo Ken, whose power is over 9000- I move and Shoot replaced with something that looks like the Imperial Guard from the fluff, but Chaos Marines- relentless hammering, razor-honed tactics... And he and Kai team to take on Genki?

>>1501826
>>but how should I go about making him more Warhammery than Yugioh-y?

Skulls, add lots of skulls.

>>1504314
More like he'd be removed from view, and when all was said and done they don't find the body.

>>1504319
1504314 here... And I like your idea better.

Of course, when they go to get the body, it's gone and there's just a note: "I Move And Shoot.", rite?

GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
COVER ART!

>>1504326
SO.... BRITABOO!

>>1504326
that's some awesome cover.

>>1504326
Some of it is good, but other stuff like the rulebooks all up in the shit and the title are pretty bad. Needs hella polish and photoshop.

>>1504322
I MOVE AND LIVE

>>1504334
I know it's kida shitty, but my tools and time are limited. I just wanted to give you gents something.
>>1504335
I move away from the table to breathe

>>1504337
It's a good mock-up. Just needs more.

For started, in spite of the fact he's just a small model Calgar's huge yelling face must be HUGE AND YELLING at unrealistic sizes on all titles. It's part of the charm.

>>1504335
,,,It might be the fact that I'm about three hours overdue for sleep, but when I read thsi the Batman theme hit in my head.

>>1504337
Awo Ken is Tay Zonday?

maker of >>1504326
here

Please someone make it better

>>1504357
Honestly, if anything the whole thing should be drawn. Otherwise you might as well use the op one (it's cleaner).

>>1504358
I'm with him. It should be drawn.

I don't like the logo... so I scribbled one up myself

For any drawfags here, I'd like to drop a special request for you to draw some of out antagonists, especialy Awo Ken / Lootintootin

>>1504367
This I'm liking.

>>1504367
Throw in the G2 from >>1501188
and it's perfect

>>1504367
Frawressu Victoly!

>>1504372

Done.

>>1504394
You are epic.
EPIC.

>>1504394
/tg/ is process of getting shit done

>>1504394
Excuse me, CALLING ALL FLASHFAGS
We should make an Animooted intro to Faulty Kai.

Come on guys, I anonymously gave you the logo, now do something. K?

Make it cool - like Jojo.

>>1504492
Grea/tg/uys... This post has put forward the single most ultimate project plan in our history...

Can /tg/ truly get shit done? Shit this epic?
CAN /tg/ MAKE A WALLHAMMER ANIMOOTED SERIES!?

>>1504508
WRITEFAG PREPARED TO GIVE HIS LIFE FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>1504492

Requires someone to write an appropriate pokemon remixed theme song also.

>>1504543
I want to be the very best
Like no general
To paint them is my real test
To play them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Gaming far and wide
Each Bookdex to understand
The power that's inside!

FAULTY KAI
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
FAULTY KAI
Ooh there is no good end
In this world we must defend!
FAULTY KAI
A heart so true
Our gutss will pull us through
You teach me and I'll beat you
FAULTY KAI
Gonna beat them all! GONNA BEAT THEM ALL!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Fight me now, the time is right!
There's no better team
Strength in arms will win the fight!
It's everybody's dream!

FAULTY KAI
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
FAULTY KAI
Ooh there is no good end
In this world we must defend!
FAULTY KAI
A heart so true
Our guts will pull us through
You teach me and I'll beat you
FAULTY KAI
Gonna beat them all, GONNA BEAT THEM ALL! FAULTY KAI!

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(I'll catch you!)
(Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokemon!

>>1504593

Accidental pokemon verse inclusion aside, that was beautiful ;_;

Never knew there was asecond verse...

>>1504593 Strength in arms will win the fight!
I think that's the line that takes the cake.

>>1504593
Now we need someone to SING this.

>>1504909
Can /tg/ SING now?
Oh wow...

So we have 3 commissar characters, right?

Chip Crain- Uses Kiffas Kane and Geurgen, comic relief friend who becomes powerful after believing in himself
Freddy - Uses Gont hero piece, ultra-strict disciplinarian who ruthlessly executes his minis when they don't perform up to standard
Beije - Like Freddy, but a sadistic evil bastard. Also is fat.

Maybe we should do some other races too. What about the Dark Elfdar player who is also a serial killer?

>>1504989

Dark Elfdar player is a sky-pirate with a dirigible.

>>1504992
Serial killer is more GRIM AND DARK but also funny.

We need a vietnamese ninja who plays Kroot Mercs.

I'm not sure exactly why, but we do.

>>1505004
Fund it.

>>1505060
I WILL MEET YOUR CHALLENGE, SIR.

Probably not anytime this week, though.

group of Tillanid players (swarm-style, lots of synapse-dependent nids), who can't seem to play very well for themselves and have to take orders from their leader in order to play well. Leader doesn't seem to actually play at all himself, but turns out to have a synapse creature heavy army of his own after all his minions are defeated or something.

>>1505093

They are also all Korean.

>>1505094
holmalean rush kekekekekekekekeke

What would the Necromaton player be like?

>>1505178
Cold, ruthless, and efficient, maybe? Nothing phases him, not even losing? I'd stay away from having him have contingency plans for every situation, though, since that's a bit too close to Just As Planned, and we already have the Tzeentchi guy and I think I remember something about somebody running The Grand Dick of the Elfdar.

>>1505178

There would be 2. A ghoulish, pale old guy that says nothing, ever, and a gothloli that treats the figures as her only friends.

>>1505198
Do they use The Empty Serpent and The Lier?

>>1505204

The Hooded Reaper and the Liar, you mean.

>>1505198
Awesome

>>1505222
I thought that The Hooded Reaper was eaten by The Foreigner right before the Empty Serpent woke up, because Games Labourstore didn't want three of them running around?

>>1505235
That was a trick by the Liar to make it easier for him to defeat the Elfdar god of war Klane. Because Klane thought that it would be easy to win, but then the Hooded Reaper appeared and fought instead of the Liar.

>>1505222
Depending on how close to the real models you want to draw them, The Liar should have a huge Pinocchio nose. That would be awesome.

He should have his eyes closed all the time too. Like Gin from Bleach

>>1505253
Must not have seen that one. Is The Empty Serpent actually awake, then?

No, the Empty Serpent will awake soon on Mars, and then the cultists of the Electronic Church may break out in civil war

Fu Quing and Ling Wang, the ambiguously gay chinky Tau Empire players (Fu is tall, has dark hair, and plays Krunch Mercenaries; Ling is short and has light hair, and plays Tau) would make hilarious dual-tournament opponents.

>>1505325

Ling Wang? More like Long Wang.

>>1505325
Exerent manouver, my friend...
Sankyou, my friend...
Krunch Predators, Attack!
For the Superior Exelence!
We we ar ar inindedefeafeatatableble! (I guess thata how it sounds if two people say the same thing at the same time)

T'ow! Move shoot move, DANCY FISHY!
Krunch! Move eat move, PANSY SQUISH!
IA IA IA IA IA IA! FOR THE SUPREME EXELENCE!

>>1505635
Well-done anonymous...well-done

So for Necromatons we have a creepy old man who never speaks and a little goth girl who insists that her only friends are her minis. Maybe they work together?

>>1505396
What about Chu Kok then?

Chu Kok for the short Tau player, Long Wang for the tall kroot player?

>>1505655

They fight crime!

>>1505667
how DARE they face up to the Fa/tg/uys?

>>1505665

So what are their hero minis?

>>1505671
could someone PLEASE find the guy mentioned by >>1501284
I want to see sum Lootin'Tootin'

>>1505678
Captain Longvision and High-moulder Anchor Pog?
Or perhaps Captain Shadestar or Eternal Shaun'i?

>>1505683
you mean Ankuru Poggu, right?

>>1505678
Necromaton heroes should be the Dark Reaper and the Liar

>>1505695
>the Liar
I lol'd. Though I think the other one should be the Darknessconveyor, or something like that.

>>1505702
Shadowcutter, maybe?

Dusksender and Liar.

>>1505774
That's the one!

Attemptimg more science

Bearkar Greed and Jammen Kill
Comissar Yearic
Steelfist Straken
Sneamy Merbo
Master-Captain Sun Hypersonicarius
Inquisitor Caramelazov
St. Celeste
Brother-commander Stubborn
Inquisitor Torque Cortez

>>1505818
I'm not sure that we need that many Imperial characters. We already have 3 Commissars. Is it possible to use the Imperial Starforce in Wallhammer, or was that episode just a rumour?

>>1505831
I'll try to britaboo more names, just give me a list.

>>1505845
We still need a name for Tau, I think. The best I know of was something stupid, like "Toe". Hell, maybe Tau should stay the same or get a completely different name. I don't think Ghaz'gull has been britaboo'd...Vesrudebael...wahtever that Dark Elfdar guy is was named Vareld Sick or something.

>>1505857
Should we give the Tau some japanese name which is absolutely dumb translated? Like.. Gun? Camel?

Gutskull McTrucka (see, in britaboo, ORK NAMES MAKE SENCE, WHILE OTHERS ARE GIBBERISH!)
Asdrubael Vect... Erkofbaal Sect? (Asdru ~ M<astur>bate = J<Erkof>f, Bael = Baal)

>>1505876
Guttskull sounds good to me. As for Asdrubael Vecht...I dunno, it depends on if the Dark Elfdar main player is Captain Burakkubeard or that serial killer.

And now for something completely different.

>>1505964
Ok drawfags, DO THIS.

>>1505964
The fattest and the beardest?

>>1505964

>>1505964

>>1506073 arse 'ere
Unless we keep this tiny reference, i'll cry.

>>1506073
we all love you.

>>1506073
ha ha, oh wow.

>>1506073
Beautiful

>>1506073
Where is Retronius Consort the Squat Masterloota riding his antigrav halftrack baneblade (counts as Asdrubael Vect)?

/tg/.
Getting shit done.

>>1506073
aaaaaand this is the best scribblefaggotry yet.
great.

1506073 here, what the hell will it take to get you people back into the proper getting of shit done?

>>1506520
We can't all draw, dude.

>>1506526
I can barely scribble. And we don't all need to draw. Where are all the writefags? Flashfags? Shoopfags? Argueaboutplottwistsfags?

>>1506535
Well we can't all be giving more plot all the time. We did a fair amount about Chaos and Imperial Guard on Tuesday. There was one guy who is so evil that he tortures or executes his minis if they fail him. That makes Kai so angry that he weeps and wrecks justice upon him.

So Ko Ma/Awo Ken isn't kileld by Genki, and Genki plays 5V1 apoc against the main characters at the end of G2.

What happens after that?
Or more importantly, WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BEGINNING (after Kai meets Chip, that is)

>>1506587
I guess that Chip Crain would get his Kyfas Cane mini stolen by some members of the Lootin' Tootin' Slugga Shootin' Lean Mean Green Machine gang. (Or LTSSLMGM for short. Or LLG for shorter). Then Kai has to win it back.

>>1506587
The first game of the series is Kai vs Neighbourhood Big Kid with Kaos United Dark Phalanx.
This way the first (easiest) win of the series is agains the same army as the last (hardest).

>>1506641
I figured the Fa/tg/uys wouldn't pop in untill a bit later in the series and LootinTootin would be like a halfway-boss?

>>1506644
That's silly, if you ask me. Kaos United armies have at least a Hammer level of 82, and at the beginning, Kai couldn't get more then 17. That's because he didn't reach his full potential yet.

What if he just so happens to find Calgar in a new pack of Space Mariners nad it ends up being a SUPER SECRET WALLHAMMER PIECE?

>>1506661
His MADHAX piece is the unit of 5 Custodes the Emperor gives him.
Also the level of the army is irrelevant. In truth, all power derives from the player's heart. For some, this power if FRIENDSHIP AND GUTS, for others it is HEARTLESS CHEESE. But the army is only as strong as the player. Thus, even a bottom-tier force like Dark Phalanx, at the hands of the most heartless powergames such as Awo and Genki, is a devastating weapon like no other.

>>1506728
I see your point. But isn't every protagonist supposed to get one special card/Pokemon/robot/mini/whatever in shows like this?

Bangers and Mashiri; a Wallhammer player's favourite food.

>>1506742
Calgar lasts him almost all the series (think Pikachu) but for the LAST match (and the last one only) he gets a superhax unit to fill out the points he needs to play Apoc.

>>1506865
Pikachu was totally fucking hacked. Aim for the horn my ass, that was a rock Pokemon.

>>1506728
Heartless cheese, you say?

>>1506865
So he doesn't bring the Custodes into the supergame against Genki?

>>1506648
Why not have some smaller Boyz and have LT be his introduction to multiplayer battles-- LT's WAAAAGH vs. Kai and ... any 2 supporting cast members.

Also, I nominate this for the Powermini of at least one of the Fatguyz.

>>1506921
Fa/tg/uys only play converted Squats.

>>1506932
Oh. Who, if anyone, plays Orkz, again? I got confused...

>>1506936
Mai plays orks
>>1506932
Squatlootas = BEST ARMY EVER. Also weren't conversions FUCKRARE in Wallhammer due to material/transportation reasons?

>>1505635
>>1505635
>>1505635

So in a world where Britanese speak perfect english (aside from some nonsense phrases) it's the Chinks who speak in japanese style "engrish" ?

>>1506952
nonsencical awesomeness.

>>1506865
Correction:
He goes to get a new huge ultimate model and turns up for the battle then next episode - only to surprise everyone with the fact he didn't do such a thing! He still uses Calgar and despite three episodes of failing, in the last fifteen minutes of the forth episode, he reveals the power of friendship and despite being the underdog, Calgar alone wipes out the remenants of the opponent's army.

>>1506970
lets just keep the Custodes there. It's just 5 custodes, to full point quota.

>>1506939
Due to all models being transportable in data form and "printable" onto the table from a pseudo-pocket dimention, only few people take the extra time to convert models as this removes their pocketability due to incompatibility with pre-scripted shapes in the reprinters.
Also the new materials GL uses are hard to convert. Fa/tg/uys use OLD minis for their works (old squats mostly) and Ko Ma got his massive scar trying to convert his Satan the Ruiner.

Idea: One of Necomaton players is just a pair of hands for a Wallhammer-playing computer (think Deep Blue) named C-10.

>>1507045 pair of hands - necrons
are they... IRON HANDS?

No, they're Ferrus Manus.

>>1507045 necomaton
neko-san so kawaii.
also

READ THE THREAD TITLE.
FREUDIAN SLIP IF I EVER SAW ONE.

>>1507076
>FAILty Kai
O shit-

Going to need a new thread soon at this rate.

>>1507076
Necron + cat ears => Neko~n

>>1507016
Damn! And I thought the tiny little hobby knife scar I picked up converting a Basilisk was an epic conversion injury...

>>1507380
They silently stride into battle, with a terrible soulless gaze that can only be called... Adorable.

>>1507498
This idea is both hilarious and awesome. More points if they act like stereotypical weeaboo fanbrats, seeking to make the whole universe KAWAII...

>>1507505
They decided to keep the lesbian sex in it.

>>1507511
>They decided to keep the lesbian sex in it.

>>1507537
hey, we need those Mai lesbian sex scenes.

Hay, Faulty Kai guys-- is there room within FK to include... Eclipsion? Srsly, an Eclipsion player would be all kinds of amusing villain.

>>1507925
I don't know; seems a bit too GRIMNDARK for Faulty Kai, though if Anon thinks they're okay, I'll go with it.

Former Wallhammer champ Alfredu Wasabefred returns from the dead after being murdered by his rivals (his defiled corpse looks and acts like one of the scarecrow commisars) through the power of JUSTICE AND BROTHERHOOD to silently play one last game, taking his kid brother's place and joining Kai in a life or death dual match against his murderers. Of course, Alfredu plays Eclipsion Terrorguard, and even though his rivals stole his army they won't serve them, only him.

>>1508073
...Best Horror Episode Ever.

>>1508073
Fund it.

Let's just remember it's supposed to be a more Warhammer 40K parody than it is a /tg/ circle-jerk.

>>1509153
Throwing in a few odd references (gang name, 2 players) =/= massice circlejerk.
>>1508073
Do want. DO WANT.

>>1509153
Yeah, can't really deny that one. But I still think it'd be cool to see, circlejerky or not.

Is anyone else for the animooted series/intro idea?

>>1509231
At first it's that. One or two, then it sort of spirals out of control. Eclipsion just has no real place in Faulty Kai and can stand on it own feet in its own area more than adequately.

>>1509288
If I were a flashfag I'd be allllll the hell over it, but I'm not . I'd love to see it, I just can't help work on it.

>>1509406
What he said.

Is anyone here a flashfag?

>>1509406
writefag reporting!

>>1509341
Original Eclipsion-Kai-fag here. Not as cool an idea as I thought, thinking more. It ruins the Delicious Grimdark of Eclipsion, and the Delicious Lulz of Faulty Kai.

I thought of it when I imagined Kai's reaction to a Crowmissar... but that's about the only payoff. Damn you and your rightness, Anon.

Definitely thirding the animooted vote, though.

tl;dr disregard eclipsion idea, I suck cocks.

===ATTENTION ALL FLASHFAGS OF /tg/===
You are needed for the animootion of Wallhammer: Faulty Kai Gen2
Your reward shall be whatever the rest of us can grant you according to your wishes.
This project is the very incarnation of /tg/'s signature ability to GET SHIT DONE. If we can pull this off, our victory shall be assured. Grea/tg/uys, LET'S DO THIS!

>>1509508
Scribblefag reporting.
Is there anything you guys need?

>>1509563
I don't think /tg/ really GETS SHIT DONE any more. At least not as much as we used to.

Well, actually, and in touch with the new logo, I'd find some enka-like rock better as an intro.

You know, like in those old, old scci-fi/mecha shows.

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=oxTsZr6cNv0

Or at least do it in moonspeak for maximum weeabooism

>>1509703 weeaboo
Bri-ta-boo. get it right. This si about Japs going OMGWOW over brits, not the other way around.
>>1509697
Well this aside, there were 2 or 3 new /tg/ codices, the whole Eclipsion thing, Frollo, and other stuff just recently. /tg/ is being nice and productive.

>>1509736

I dunno, it sounds more like a parody of stereotypical shounen-manga. I mean, look at the chars...

/tg/ produces on thread, not out in the world. It's a trick.

If anyone goes off and does something, it's a single person. See: Artifice, Terra Nova, Go To Hell, The Other, Silent Hill RPG

Wiki projects fail, personal ones ocassionally get done, and drawfaggery/writefaggery/stats/discussion on thread gets done as long as its not just reminders to go plunge your dick into the wiki

>>1509771
that's the whole wonder of it. Pseudoparadoxality.
>>1509789
what about Uberstadt and Rodentia? (given that Rodentia was never finished)
Don't be so negative.

>>1509817
Those two sort of just faded away

>>1510553
in the case of Uberstadt, it was more like SAGE FOR ORIGINAL CONTENT'd away.

>>1509341
I don't think Eclipsion really works that well with the relatively light-hearted Faulty Kai

Also, should we archive this?

As the writer of that little thing, I'll concede on a practical point. The rest of this is done through schoopage of existing manga panels, whereas you'd have to draw or do difficult out of the style of everything else schoops of the existing crowmissar pics to do Aniki Alfredu.

So on a practical basis, it's obviously not going to be done, but it is a pretty damn fine idea.

Topic is archived

With the topic archived, should we just go ahead and start topic #3?