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    97 KB I am going to stop doing cocaine Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:23 No.1496010  
    No one loves me any more. I was the coolest special character ever and now they just forgot all about me. I mean come on now the Orks got a biker character and I am no where in sight. So after one more kinky run of rapping eldar and doing cocaine Im getting off the stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:24 No.1496015
    you spelled "raping" wrong
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:24 No.1496016
    thats nice
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:26 No.1496020
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    Bitch I will r-r-r-Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrape you
    >> That Damn Mouse 04/08/08(Tue)18:29 No.1496035
    Hey, don't get down Doomrider. I still think you're awesome.

    Why don't you try snorting some Thousand Sons?
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)18:31 No.1496050
    No! You can't stop doing cocaine! Your blood catches MAD money on the black market! I smuggle that shit into /m/ all the time! YOU CAN'T CUT ME OFF MAN
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:32 No.1496052
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    I loves you guys.... But I just want to be played again and have rough sex with eldar as I listen to their screams.

    Fine gimme that shit
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:34 No.1496065

    Aw man, that was a spelling error? I liked the idea of the rapping Eldar
    >> That Damn Mouse 04/08/08(Tue)18:36 No.1496079

    That's it, I'm converting some Rough Riders. You're coming back with style and your own unit. I don't care if it makes no sense having you in my IG army.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:36 No.1496081

    In the grim 40k we're all near the grave
    It's a crappy universe we're trying to save
    Stupid dark eldar are gonna pay
    Stupid mon'keigh get outta my way

    We're all dying, maybe today
    We're all dying, in some unpleasant way
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)18:36 No.1496083

    Well I think the DARK Eldar would be more qualified for that...

    ...guys? Hello?
    >> That Damn Mouse 04/08/08(Tue)18:38 No.1496093
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    Also, here. Sorry, nearly bogarted the stash.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:49 No.1496156
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    I loves you guys... I will now hehehehehehe send a bunch of daemonettsssz for you guys to fap too... Hey look its Macha... BEND OVER!!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:51 No.1496170
    *polite applause*
    >> That Damn Mouse 04/08/08(Tue)18:51 No.1496172

    Wait...Macha and Doomrider?

    The one girl who'll never get fucked and the one daemon-champion who fucks everything?

    Guys, what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:52 No.1496174
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    Wait what? No means no!

    .........Uh oh for the love... Be more gentle?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:52 No.1496175

    If you're not gonna join the rap, shut up and get out of the way
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)18:53 No.1496184

    The Starchild is finally born is what happens!!!
    >> That Damn Mouse 04/08/08(Tue)18:56 No.1496198

    So...Doomrider raping Macha will spawn the Starchild?

    Where the fuck is the Illuminati?!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:59 No.1496216
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)18:59 No.1496219
    it bounces.
    >> parabolic000 !!HfL9M9xslOG 04/08/08(Tue)19:00 No.1496224
    gb2/making arrancar suffer the pain of death for 100 years while unable to move until they, in their mind, are screaming for merciful oblivion./
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:02 No.1496236
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    Right here, what are we supposed to do?
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)19:04 No.1496253

    Get fucked when Hulk comes back.

    Wait...Oh shit.

    The Starchild is Hulk.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:07 No.1496264
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    >> parabolic000 !!HfL9M9xslOG 04/08/08(Tue)19:09 No.1496275
    but...the Hulk didn't do jack shit.
    The starchild was better off being space-Conan.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)19:09 No.1496276
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    WTF IS THIS SHIT!??!?!?


    >> Disciple of Xom 04/08/08(Tue)19:14 No.1496289

    Doomrider and Eldrad partying made me lulz

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:20 No.1496312
    Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped upside down.
    I'd like to take a minute, ignore that there WAAAAGH!
    I'll tell you all about how I came to live in Commaragh.
    In the home world I was born and raised, in the pleasure cult's where I spent most of my days.
    Chillin out, pimping 'n' sexin' all day. I was goin' to the temple for ol' Khaine.
    When some guys exploded with a gorey 'Kablesh' , we all saw the birth of the god Slaanesh.
    I got a bunch of followers together that day and said "we're running the fuck to the webway!"

    We ran and ran until we were safe our souls ached and our home system was baked.
    She sucked our souls and yeah, we had to pay.
    So I got a raid goin' and gave her Mon'keigh.

    Use their souls, that ain't bad.
    We made up a city brick by brick.
    Havin a great time like the ol' days.
    Man, this was sick!

    We bumped into our cousins and when they came near
    They blasted away at us, yeah, we ran in fear.
    I swore then there I'd make them suffer
    but I said "Nah, screw them, yo, back to Commaragh!"

    Running out of slaves now I prep up for a raid.
    Gonna get me some Mon'keigh chicks, they ain't gonne be paid.
    Ridin' the Webway I heaved a sigh, flipped through my erotica.
    Man it's awesome being the Prince of Commoragh!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:28 No.1496358
    Bumping for the love of drawfags
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:34 No.1496399
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    He WAS human and logically still is
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:40 No.1496439
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    But daddy he loves me.... And you always let big sister do what ever she wants!
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)19:47 No.1496470
    Macha is /tg/'s undefiled rose...if she were to lose her virginity we would have nothing left...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:47 No.1496472
    I've just noticed for the first time the Angry Marines in the corner, why are they there?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)19:49 No.1496477

    We'd still have the shitstorms and ragefests.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)19:50 No.1496483

    Room. Now. I have business with this foul Chaosspawn...

    Primarily, business that put me back a few grand...

    All things in time, though...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:50 No.1496484
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    Because Chink is a crazy bastard. Lovable but crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:52 No.1496492
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    Dont worry I didnt get to go inside.... Fuck you eldrad.... Damn so close...

    Curse you Eldrad TG shall fall to me!
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)19:53 No.1496501

    Ironic that such a dick is also such a cockblock.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:55 No.1496510
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    Fine I will just write about it....

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:55 No.1496511

    Unmovable object, unmovable force, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:56 No.1496514
    Some one get a fucking draw fag here all ready.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)19:56 No.1496516

    Man that shit's easy to solve.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)19:57 No.1496519

    So Eldrad is both an unstoppable dick and an unmovable cockblock?

    ...God I hate him so much.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)19:57 No.1496520
    Goddamn it Doomrider just kill yourself already.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)19:58 No.1496526

    Macha's Virginity has been promised to someone very important, mind you...

    I can't just let any old corrupted Space Marine sweep her off her feet and take her off for hot dickings...

    Personally, I wonder when the Farseer's supposed to be back... and if he got that Icon I requested.

    And besides that. I'm a dick. What else is new?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)19:59 No.1496530

    Actually if he's both someone can remove him from the system quite easily.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:00 No.1496533

    Explain. This better be good.

    Also nice try rescinding your post, but I saw your Freudian slip.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:00 No.1496534
    Macha moaned and groaned and Doomrider pounded the hell out of her virgin cunt.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:02 No.1496538
    Your plans meaning nothing as soon as the Macha/Commissar story gets finished.......
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:04 No.1496545

    Okay. Eldrad is both unmovable and unstoppable, yes? That means we can treat him as a variable.

    If a variable or set of variables is both "immovable" and "unstoppable" it means the limit approaches 0 and infinity. Thus it is in the indeterminate form of 0*infinity.

    As a result we can apply L'Hopital's rule to determine the limit of the variable, and substitute that into the original variable or set of variables to determine where it converges or diverges.

    If i diverges then you can disregard the set entirely. If it converges you can remove it from the system with some creative algebra.

    But I need some time. Gimme a bit while I calculate the integral of Eldrad.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:04 No.1496546

    Unless that was his plan all along. God, it's like you people never even HEARD of Eldrad.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:05 No.1496548

    /tg/ will never finish that story...

    Just as planned.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:07 No.1496555

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:08 No.1496558
    Nope. He said he promised her to a farseer.

    "Personally, I wonder when the Farseer's supposed to be back... and if he got that Icon I requested."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:08 No.1496563
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    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:09 No.1496566

    whoops, missed that part

    ...UNLESS the commisar is actually a Farseer in disguise! This is Eldrad we're talking about, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.


    This is /tg/, not /xkcd/. Stop trying to integrate people out of existance.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:10 No.1496571

    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:12 No.1496585
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    You gotta admit it works though. But I'm tired of math for now. I might as well go back to Command and Conquer for now and that skirmish I paused. (pic related). Then I'll work on the derivatives of Doomrider and Macha. That equation reaches infinity on top and bottom.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:13 No.1496588
    Actually, I play Doomrider.

    I play him as a Slaaneshi Daemon Prince w/ "wings". It accurately depicts precisely how he moved previously, anyway. As for his power, when I'm feeling cheesy it's the Lash, otherwise it's Warptime. Or as I like to call it, Lash of NA NANANANANA NA NAA or KEKEKEKEYEAAAAHtime.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:15 No.1496593

    No, I'm not sure I can. You took some leaps of logic there. I'd say if Eldrad is both immovable and unstoppable then he is simultaneously a variable and NOT a variable. Thus, he is governed by Schroedinger indeterminability. That is, he is both a dick and a cockblock until we actually observe him being one or the other.

    Also I'd call you out for being an engineerfag but that would make me such a hypocrite.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:15 No.1496595

    Who said it was a Farseer? I'm just referring to that poor shmuck who, after all this time, hasn't just lost his mind at all of the tricks and traps I've set for him over the years! I could tell you about the rippers in his lunch box, but I digress...

    No, no, Macha's been promised to someone very influential. She will remained unnamed until a time which I deem would reap a substantial amount of laughter.

    As for the Farseer... Ah, here he comes... Looks like he made a friend.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:18 No.1496603
    >>No, no, Macha's been promised to someone very influential.

    Wait wait.

    Let me guess.

    Roboute Guilliman.

    Because you're seriously that much of a dick.
    >> Commissar Iratus 04/08/08(Tue)20:18 No.1496605
    Is it the Emperor?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:19 No.1496608

    But that means nobody's watching him. In order to qualify as Schrodinger Indeterminability an object cannot be witnessed, for if it is witnessed it assumes a single property. And I know for a fact Eldrad is not trying to hide. From the various stories and guises and things he's done, he's a variable, I guarantee it.

    Even if he's not a variable, you can integrate to introduce a variable, run the requisite formulas, then derive the variables out, leaving the same answer.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:21 No.1496619
    when the fuck did I click /calc/
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:22 No.1496624

    First of all...

    I said she. SHE.

    And no, while I pity poor Roboute, I doubt he's waking up within her lifetime anyway...


    You need to pay attention more, Commissar.

    Now, to see to that poor bastard...
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:23 No.1496629
    Upon further review, It is possible to be a dick BY being a cockblock, so the two are not mutually exclusive. Therefore, a single state can have both dickery and cockblockery approach infinity even after being observed.
    >> Arachnaas 04/08/08(Tue)20:24 No.1496630
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    I think that macha should date me. I am the only eldar that has ever defeated an entire hivefleet... using only my dick, thats got to count for something.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:27 No.1496642

    As. I. Said.

    Macha is promised to-

    What do you mean you were only able to get one?! I told you toget several if this is to work!!

    Hold on, Mon-keighs... My friend here has a problem with the concept of 'more than one...'
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:27 No.1496643

    So you're saying it reaches 1^infinity? It still approaches infinity then. I can still integrate Eldrad.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:30 No.1496660
    This thread went places.
    >> Arachnaas 04/08/08(Tue)20:32 No.1496670
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    unh, more than one hivefleet? oh well back to work.. hey little gaunt, you want some candy?
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:32 No.1496672

    Well... You know.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:33 No.1496676
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    Hey look at this
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:36 No.1496688

    First of all-

    No, not you, dark one. The Farseer. With the Daemonette licking his helmet.

    I swear, it's hard to find good help these days...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:38 No.1496698

    That gaunt is fucked
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:39 No.1496707

    This all assumes you know the functions that govern Eldrad. Knowing him, those equations require a unified theory of Relativity and Quantum Physics, at LEAST.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:39 No.1496708

    Well, he did fuck a ripper swarm...
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:41 No.1496721

    Tell you what, I'll ask them...

    Would you two kindly stop talking physic's and help this poor old Farseer with a task, hmm?

    Fate of the universe, etc. etc.

    Basically, I need Icons. Slaneesh. No fewer than... Fi-... no, Five should do now...
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:43 No.1496728


    God, doesn't the webway have Google on it?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:44 No.1496735

    But he exists in this universe. That means he's relativistic, and I can apply all sorts of constants, simplifying the job.


    Slaaneshi Icons? Just five? I got some in the back of the Manta. Gimme a second.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:46 No.1496741

    Yes, you know, Webway's in a bit of chaos, and the Harlequins never like it when I start dragging things through 'their territory'...

    But thank you kindly. These will work well for my next plot...

    Now, to get an Inquisitor's robes, and a paige...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:46 No.1496742
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    Oh hellz no dawg! Hey can you give macha a love note I wrote for her. well its more of a I wanna put things into your anus note.
    >> Arachnaas 04/08/08(Tue)20:47 No.1496746
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    wow last time we hung out eldrad had more hair, artistic license I suppose. oh and you still need to pay me for those,..um. "small nubile human boys" that I got you.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:48 No.1496748

    What? Um, I'll try.

    ...Hey, Doomrider exists in another dimension right? That requires a Unified theory to derivate. Hmm.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:48 No.1496749
    >But he exists in this universe.

    You know what? I'm not even sure I can say THAT with absolute confidence anymore.

    So to be safe, keep your equations locked away safe and sound.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:50 No.1496760

    May I see the note? I'll be sure that Macha gets in post haste.

    Seeing as I did send her to her room and all...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:52 No.1496766

    Well a being from another universe could not exist on our universe. See, according to the cyclic universe theory, our universe is surrounded by Branes of energy that pulsate, recycling the universe. Chances are other universes made by those branes would have different laws of physics and be unable to exist in ours.

    Even if we used the current theory of expanding universe, we would still have "bubbles" of reality in a universe of dark matter and dark energy, having different physical laws in each bubble. The fact Eldrad is here and we are talking to him implies he is of this Universe and Reality Sphere.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:54 No.1496777

    Um, I guess...here, take a copy.
    >> Noise Marine Ted 04/08/08(Tue)20:54 No.1496779
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    Hey Doomrider. Haven't seen you around for a while.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)20:56 No.1496788
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    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)20:56 No.1496789

    I was actually referring to the possibility that he might not exist AT ALL, and is merely someone else's Xanatos Roulette made real in the collective minds of the grim darkness of 40K and /tg/.

    That said, I am well aware of the 5-brane cyclic theory, but if there are an infinite number of universes extending back in time, at least one of those cleansed universes MUST have values compatible with ours that would create a being like Eldrad that could exist in our universe (somehow avoiding the branewipe).
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)20:58 No.1496796


    I'd put that down, actually...

    I'm not sure anyone would want to touch that.
    >> Doom Rider 04/08/08(Tue)20:58 No.1496798

    Ted sup you nigga


    You wont be saying that after I shove my foot up your up.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)20:59 No.1496804

    But even if he did exist in a previous universe he should have been (A) vaporized in the energy pulse that is the new universe's birthcries, or (B) disintegrated when he stepped into a new universe that contained incompatible values.

    He couldn't just leave the current universe. He'd be immolated by dark matter. If by some chance HE was made of dark matter,he'd explode with the force of many nuclear weapons as his antimatter contacted our matter.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:01 No.1496810

    If anyone could find a way to just step outside the universe and wait for a new one to pop up that's comfortable to exist in, it'd be Eldrad.

    Also you seem to assume that Dark Matter = Antimatter. That's reaching, there.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:02 No.1496815
    Those two are still aruging?

    Well, I'm going to plant these Icon's in the Sister's Chapel now... Come along, Farseer. You're my Acolyte, if anyone asks.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:05 No.1496827

    yea. Either way, it's implausible for Eldrad to have come from another universe.

    I retract my earlier mistake. If Eldrad were made of Dark Matter, he couldn't exist anyway, as his mass wouldbe enormous, his energy intake gargantuan and he could break star systems with his personal gravity field by merely stopping by.

    Not to mention half his composite elements shouldn't exist.

    And if he was made of antimatter, well...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:06 No.1496832
    Clearly you forgot one VERY important variable...

    The warp did it.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:06 No.1496833

    We're not arguing. Discussion is what physics and mathematics are based on.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:08 No.1496841

    But the warp was created by human emotion. It didn't exist until people realized emotion and shit. Thus, it is a product of this universe, and unusable by Eldrad as an "escape clause" for his own universe."
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:09 No.1496844
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:10 No.1496845
    In before Neutronium Golem
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:11 No.1496849

    Unless Eldrad, in a previous universe, created the warp and hid in it until the universe renewed itself to a livable condition.

    Wait, why are we even discussing this? I only said that maybe Eldrad doesn't exist in this universe because I meant that maybe he's a mindfuck. You took it to other universes.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:11 No.1496851

    You know, he DOES have a good point.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:11 No.1496852

    Eldrad is a neutronium golem? MY GOD, IT WORKS.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:12 No.1496854
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:13 No.1496857


    ...wait, then how the hell can Macha and Taldeer be his offspring? Unless...that's why he won't let anyone take Macha? It would destroy them. He is searching for the one who is capable of procreating with her and producing viable offspring without collapsing.

    ...though that creates more questions than it answers...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:14 No.1496861
    YOU'RE A GENIUS ANONYM--*head asplode*
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:14 No.1496862

    You know, I might just wait a moment. This has caused me to chuckle...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:14 No.1496863

    Would that warp not retain the elements of the previous universe?

    Actually, that kinda makes sense. The warp is a place where "the laws of physics are broken" and its inhabitants "can only survive outside it for a limited time." So it's completely plausible the Warp is a remnant of a previous universe left over from the last brane-impact.

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:16 No.1496870
    I'm sensing epic Eldrad v. Frollo battle as we speak.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:17 No.1496874
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    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:17 No.1496875

    Oh Dark Gods, what have I done? R'Myr will gain accolades and I will be relegated to the back pages of historical obscurity. I will be the Franklin and Wilkins to his Crick and Watson.

    It's not FAIR, /tg/. NOT FAIR.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:18 No.1496878
    Write a dissertation on the Neutronium Golem theory. DO IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:18 No.1496882
    See? What'd I tell you?
    Warp did it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:18 No.1496883
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    but in the end eldrad will try to find a way, even tough his soul was long ago torn to shreds by a keeper of secrets he still moves here on /tg/. ultimatly nothing will come of this, even if he manages to unleash what ever kind of warp creature he has planed, his non-existence in the time line will foil his efforts. with out the consensus of /tg/ he is nothing, we named him macha's father just as we gave kharn his hat... and we can in one swift draw of the pen take it all away.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:19 No.1496886

    Moi? Fight that madman?

    You know I'd probably just show him someone else's chaotic workings...

    Maybe Xom's Dragonporn collection...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:19 No.1496889

    That makes sense. This means that Macha is an extra-universal being and thus cannot mate with anything from this universe, as the numerous equations would not balance out, laws of physics would be broken, and things would break down.

    My god, we're all geniuses.

    Someone should find Macha and tell her this. We solved the mystery.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:19 No.1496892
    >Maybe Xom's Dragonporn collection...

    You really are a dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:20 No.1496894
    Yes, let's tell her how heavy she weighs. Great reaction imminent.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:20 No.1496896

    And for the life of me, I can't find that picture of me grinning with my new Commissar hat...
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:21 No.1496905

    Tell Macha that she can never be laid by anything from this universe? Tell her that only some horrific...THING from within the deepest reaches from the warp can fuck her? Yeah. THAT'LL cheer her up.

    Hell, the only thing we kn-OH GOD.

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:22 No.1496911
    Can it be that /tg/ is making the Neutronium Golem canon? My god, this is history. Epic motherfucking history.

    Someone inform Craig Cochrane that he actually created something of value.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:22 No.1496915
    And, if I may point out one further observation...

    What about Taldeer?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:23 No.1496917
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:23 No.1496925

    It's probably deeper than that. He's probably a quark-degenerate matter being. (That's when even Neutrons break down and you're nothing but Quarks).

    Hell, he might be Strange Matter.
    >> Arachnaas 04/08/08(Tue)21:24 No.1496930
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    to easy old friend.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:24 No.1496935
    Is anyone else pleasuring themselves to this thread? Just me?

    ...Oh well.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:25 No.1496937

    I can only assume she's adopted. If love really did bloom, she can't be your child.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:26 No.1496950

    I present you with the following.

    I will never allow Macha to be laid on her own will or the will of another.

    I've promised her to someone who thinks themselves a rather lucky female. (Little does she know...)

    And now, you're suggesting the reason that she can't get laid is because she's actually a golem of some sort of alternate plane/universe/dimension, and I'll be the one to do it?


    I always was a fan of incest, mind you...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:26 No.1496954

    Hmm...she rogered the Vindicare, yes?

    You must recall at the time she met him she was weakened, and thus not at full power, allowing him proximity in relative safety. It is also known that Dark Matter is highly expansive, so once the Vindicare remained near Taldeer, he began to take on properties of Dark Matter. As a result he can safely experience Taldeer. When Taldeer fully recuperated, the Vindicare had enough Dark Matter Exposure to be safe.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:27 No.1496960
    >I always was a fan of incest, mind you...

    I'm no fancy city lawyer now, but I reckon that that there defendant done incriminated himself
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:27 No.1496964

    ...That post raises more questions than it answers...

    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:28 No.1496972

    But that goes against Faiz's theory.

    I will say this. She is my child, but she is not a golem...

    Macha? I'll let you ponder that for a bit.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:29 No.1496977

    I think you're thinking of Tiberium again. Dark Matter is not a self-propogating proton lattice, either.

    It BETTER not be.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:29 No.1496978

    I was thinking more of the fact you're waiting for the generation of a new universe so as to create someone capable of rogering Macha.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:30 No.1496991

    Dark matter is the force behind the expansion of the universe. It only makes sense it can generate more of itself, hence the huge mass and creation of Dark Energy to fuel it.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:31 No.1496993
    Slaanesh is aroused.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:32 No.1496995
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    I am a known pedophile, according to some.

    Then again...


    Who says she's not getting some in this universe?
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:32 No.1497000

    No, Dark Matter is the force behind galactic cohesion (that prevents them from flying apart from rotating too fast). Dark ENERGY is propogating the expansion of the universe, and that is generally agreed to be a product of intrinsic vacuum energy.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:33 No.1497009
    >Who says she's not getting some in this universe?

    Pretty much the entirety of /tg/ canon.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:34 No.1497011
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    >>1496010Rapping eldar

    Fake niggaz get flipped
    In mic fights I swing swords and cut clown
    Shit is too swift to bite you record and write it down
    I flow like the blood on a murder scene, like a syringe
    on some wild out shit, to insert a fiend
    But it was yo out the shop stolen art
    Catch a swollen heart from not rollin smart
    I put mad pressure, on phony wack rhymes that get hurt
    Shit's played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt
    That's minimum, and feminine like sandals
    My minimum table stacks a verse on a gamble
    Energy is felt once the cards are dealt
    With the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts
    that attack, the mic-fones like cyclones or typhoon
    I represent from midnight to high noon
    I don't waste ink, nigga I think
    I drop megaton BOMBS more faster than you blink
    Cause rhyme thoughts travel at a tremendous speed
    Clouds of smoke, of natural blends of weed
    Only under one circumstance is if I'm blunted
    Turn that shit up, my "Clan in Da Front" want it
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:35 No.1497022
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    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:37 No.1497025
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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:38 No.1497032

    ops i fucked up. Anyway, this still changes nothing. Macha would still annihalate anything with her Dark Matter presence, and Taldeer and the Vindicare somehow still survive. Remember, Dark Matter is composed of many things, and we don't know all their properties. This means Dark Matter could theoretically be self-copying or other form of replication. After all, if something accounts for 20% of the entire universe, you'd think it would keep growing with the universe, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:39 No.1497035
    What a dick!
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:39 No.1497039
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    Eldrad, Eldrad, after 10,000 years of life, how does your skin stay so smooth, your hair stay so black?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:42 No.1497051
    And so I've reached my limit on my knowledge of theoretical physics and cosmology. Still very refreshing.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:42 No.1497053
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    I just age well. Besides...

    Do you really need to know the secrets of immortality so soon?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:43 No.1497059
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    We used to trade with humans before the whole Fall thing.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:44 No.1497061

    I PASSED my limit several posts ago. I don't know what I was running on, but it was more rarefied than intergalactic space itself.

    Fuck, this must be how New Scientist reviews their physics/math/cosmology articles.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:47 No.1497083
    r/ tau physicist arguement
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:48 No.1497087
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    Oh, and does /tg/ really dictate what I do?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:48 No.1497088
    Watch as a drawfag makes a depiction of you getting molested by Kane and then get back to us.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:49 No.1497093

    It dictates what your daughter does, or more accurately, who.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:49 No.1497094
    No, but we shall ask /d/ to help us get Macha laid.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:50 No.1497101

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:50 No.1497103
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    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:52 No.1497113
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    I really could use some more portraits...
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:52 No.1497114

    I doubt /d/ has the necessary knowledge of particle physics to deal with Macha's unique universal energy signaure and particle makeup.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:52 No.1497116
    I can't remember the last time I lol'd so hard. Bravo.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:53 No.1497118
    Just tell /d/ she's a golem. They'll get it.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:53 No.1497121

    oh yeah, I forgot about that...the only person Kane's had CONSENSUAL sex with...

    speaking of which, does anyone know how to undo a loli transformation? This is kinda important.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)21:54 No.1497126

    But a golem made of super-dense particles that relate to an infinitely-expansive universe?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:54 No.1497130
    HUEG golem then. 500 lb. porker
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:55 No.1497134

    You called Macha fat.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:55 No.1497141

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:56 No.1497144

    Speakign as an anime addict, the onyl way to undo loli transofrmations are either a kiss form someone who actually cares - though 80% of the time this is strictly a temporary fix - or to involve said loli ina world destroying threat and make sure her one true love is going to die f she can't end the threat by facing off witht he BBEG.

    A near death expereice for the one true love type will usually break the transformation as well.

    This assumes said loli did not used to be a loli.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:56 No.1497145
    /tg/ is the only place this discussion could exist.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:57 No.1497156

    Dense, not huge. 500 lbs. of neutronium would take up, according to my calculations, 0.00000000000000075 cubic metres.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)21:57 No.1497161
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    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)21:58 No.1497168

    Uhh, what if the person was MALE before? And a mutant?
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)21:59 No.1497175
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:01 No.1497187
    sage for rp
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:01 No.1497188

    age for modern physics
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:01 No.1497189
    Age for spite and legendary thread
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:03 No.1497198
    I'm going to Archive this.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:05 No.1497211

    It's been archived already.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:06 No.1497216

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:09 No.1497223
    I can't wait to see Macha's reaction when someone tells her she's made of non-real theoretical superdense particles.
    >> Noise Marine Ted 04/08/08(Tue)22:09 No.1497225
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:09 No.1497229
    Or that Craig Cochrane is her theoretical father?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:10 No.1497233

    I shall always have a camera ready.

    This will be the most Epic Kodak Moment Ever.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:12 No.1497239
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    me too lol
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:14 No.1497251
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    Same here.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:15 No.1497256
    /r/ image of R'myr and Faiz telling Macha she's made of superheavy elements and her making the teary-eyed realization they just called her fat.
    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)22:16 No.1497260
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    Screw a picture, I'm going to record it.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:19 No.1497270


    God, what is wrong with you people? This isn't theoretical physics anymore, this is 8th grade shit.

    Still, we'll be telling her she weighs...let's see...how many cubic centimetres is the average Eldar?
    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)22:20 No.1497277

    Significantly less than a human of the same gender I imagine.
    >> OP 04/08/08(Tue)22:21 No.1497284
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    I really wish a draw fag would do some thing with this thread I want its memory too live on.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:22 No.1497288

    I need a number here.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:23 No.1497292

    Well if the brain is 1500 cubic centimeters, I'd estimate that the body is 15,000 cubic centimeters. But I could be wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:23 No.1497293
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:24 No.1497298
    /tg/ will kill you, somehow.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:26 No.1497303

    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/08/08(Tue)22:26 No.1497306
    It will end like the Squats *Candlejack*.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:26 No.1497308

    By that estimate, and assuming a density of 1015 kg/cm^3, we're looking at...15225000 kg.

    Or 1,522 and a half Metric Tons.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:26 No.1497309
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:27 No.1497317

    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:28 No.1497324
    thirding >>1497256 after seeing >>1497308
    >> Doom Rider 04/08/08(Tue)22:32 No.1497352

    First of all. All I did was feel her up till her daddy caught me. Secound of all it would become "It was all just a day dream."
    Sorry you cant end her virginity but you can come close. (Like me.)
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:32 No.1497355

    Wait, I fucked up mah decimals. 15,225 Metric Tons.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:33 No.1497358

    >> Anonymous, Xom's Champion !!0aKrfPDoCW4 04/08/08(Tue)22:33 No.1497360
    She isn't welcome on the second floor of any structure.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:35 No.1497367
    And if her brain is that dense....Macha might be able to crush planets.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:35 No.1497368
    Or on any foundation period
    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)22:35 No.1497371

    But you're only a champion of Slaanesh, shouldn't Slaanesh it's self be able to bag her?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:35 No.1497373

    So SPEHSS MEHREENS and Macha share a common weakness?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:35 No.1497375
    Either that or HURF DURF dense
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:37 No.1497383

    She isn't welcome on the FIRST floor of any structure. Anything that heavy, unless it was large enough that it had feet the size of Manhattan[citation needed] would surely collapse through the crust and probably plow all the way through to the mantle of any planet it's on.

    In other words, MACHA would be doing the fucking.
    >> Doom Rider 04/08/08(Tue)22:37 No.1497386

    Yeah ummm its not as simple as that... You know with daddy around the concer and spirit stones... Oh and wraith bone... Shit hurts
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:38 No.1497391
    Okay, let's go over this once more.

    -Neutronium Golem
    -Dense as all fucking hell
    -Possible hot dickings from Eldrad in the future
    -Scientific discussion of the universe somehow stemming from Eldrad being an unstoppable and unmovable force.

    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:38 No.1497394

    So if Eldrad hated a planet he'd load up his Dark Energy-Powered Macha-Railgun and blow it up?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:38 No.1497395

    i agree, drow are awesome
    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)22:39 No.1497402

    I was under the impression Slaanesh was into kinky shit. Wouldn't adding pain to it be more enticing?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:41 No.1497412

    It totally does.
    >> Eldrad. 04/08/08(Tue)22:42 No.1497417

    Well, when I gave her those sex toys, she did use the anal beads as earrings for several weeks...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:43 No.1497422
    Physics -> Eldrad -> Neutronium Golem -> Macha -> LOL MEGA-DENSE -> ...Zom?

    Way to come full circle
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:44 No.1497429
    You have instantly become my favorite person.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:44 No.1497432

    I still want to see the image of the two Tau breaking the news to Macha.
    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)22:46 No.1497437

    Well than why hasn't Slaanesh wrecked Macha yet? I'm fairly certain Eldrad isn't THAT powerful. What other Godlike force could prevent the Prince of Pleasure from getting some?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:46 No.1497438
    And I want to see Gaston, Kane, and Macha in a threesome while submerged in a mud wrestling dream, but FUCK, we can't always get our wish.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:46 No.1497440
    Chastity belt? Made out of Dark Matter?
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:47 No.1497441

    Because it would wreck Eldrad's master plan, and Tzeentch respects that too much to let Slaanesh have his way. So he holds Slaanesh back.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:47 No.1497444
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:47 No.1497446

    So KaneXGaston while Macha watches?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:47 No.1497448
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:48 No.1497451
    "Nobody takes it in the ass like Gaston!"
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:48 No.1497453

    That's the only possiblity under /tg/ canon.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:49 No.1497457
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    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)22:50 No.1497467

    I had a feeling Tzeentch would be in on this. The plan is just to complex and awesome to allow it to fail.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)22:50 No.1497469
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    All according to plan.

    Or as you say...

    Just as planned...
    It might have something to do with me sending Ceograch out to interrupt their chess game every twenty minutes...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:50 No.1497471
    >submerged in mud

    That...isn't mud.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:51 No.1497472
    No one said that she could like, grind on them or something.

    Jesus Christ I'm pathetic
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:51 No.1497474
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:53 No.1497487

    I shall present this to every drawfag until it is done.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:54 No.1497497
    This thread has something for every Chaos God.

    Except Nurgle. Fuck Nurgle.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:55 No.1497507

    >Fuck Nurgle

    I'd rather not.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)22:56 No.1497509
    Wow this thread was retarded.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)22:56 No.1497511

    Ha. Nobody loves Nurgle.
    >> OH YEAH?!?? 04/08/08(Tue)22:58 No.1497522
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    Upset that there isn't enough D&D on the front page?

    Back off, faggot. We just broke the very laws of physics in this thread. I don't want it to stop.
    >> Noise Marine Ted 04/08/08(Tue)22:59 No.1497523
    Doomrider, I've been thinking...and I think that you should do something productive with your life. Start a courier service or something. You could make so much money, being able to go anywhere. Remember when you jumped into Macha's bathroom that one time?
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)22:59 No.1497527

    Nurgle has nothing to offer us. Khorne offers us RIP AND TEAR! Slaanesh offers us /d/elicious promotions, and Tzeentch offers us change and wacky hijinks.

    Nurgle just sits on his ass and does nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:00 No.1497530
    Yes actually. Jesus Christ there are six 40k threads on the front page jerkin' to themselves.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)23:00 No.1497531

    He rots. And stinks. And decays. All bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:00 No.1497533

    you mean liek most of /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:00 No.1497535
    Yeah actually. This IS really shitty.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:01 No.1497536
    40K isn't /tg/? Quit being selective.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)23:01 No.1497542

    Good night, and good luck.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)23:03 No.1497554
    I doubt this is the last we'll speak of this topic, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:03 No.1497556
    PROTIP: There are only actually six 40kfags. They just force this constantly.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:03 No.1497558
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    You both fail.

    I see four 40K, three D&D, and one drawfaggotry.

    So fuck off. Age'd

    Here's a fuckin' pic for your D&D threads. Take it, faggots.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:05 No.1497566
    Ah well. Final Archive request then.

    Fun while it lasted.

    Though I'm sure Eldrad'll be back to tell us of that project he had...
    >> Anonymous 04/08/08(Tue)23:06 No.1497570
    ...oh god. OH GOD.


    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)23:07 No.1497578

    Nurgle wouldn't take it. It'd be too much effort.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)23:08 No.1497586

    Don't you mean mine?
    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)23:09 No.1497589

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    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)23:14 No.1497606
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    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)23:16 No.1497613

    Don't we mean your what?
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)23:18 No.1497620
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    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)23:20 No.1497630

    Oh, you mean Tzeentch=Eldrad?

    Yeah, can't say I'm surprised by THAT revelation.

    ...Wait, that means that IS his plan? Oh shit.
    >> Eldrad 04/08/08(Tue)23:23 No.1497646
    Someone put a final stamp on this thing, shall we?

    And Rmyr, your eye's bleeding. Might want to have someone look at that.

    Faiz, don't think to much on it. It'll hurt your head something fierce.
    >> Shas'O Faiz !!oHNZ1QN/tbk 04/08/08(Tue)23:25 No.1497655

    Well, it's nice to see ONE of my theories vindicated...

    But I can't simply let it go. Oh, maybe tonight I will. But I've invested too much time and energy (entirely R'Myr's fault) into this investigation in order to all let it go to waste. No, sir.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/08/08(Tue)23:37 No.1497699
    What have I wrought...

    ...God save us all...
    >> Shas'El Mor'ta Nan 04/08/08(Tue)23:39 No.1497709

    Not even god can save us now brother. Pray that the universe will end before Eldrads plan comes into effect. Unless...
    >> Commissar Iratus 04/09/08(Wed)01:11 No.1498099

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