you spelled "raping" wrong

thats nice

>>1496015

Bitch I will r-r-r-Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrape you

Hey, don't get down Doomrider. I still think you're awesome.

Why don't you try snorting some Thousand Sons?

No! You can't stop doing cocaine! Your blood catches MAD money on the black market! I smuggle that shit into /m/ all the time! YOU CAN'T CUT ME OFF MAN

>>1496035

I loves you guys.... But I just want to be played again and have rough sex with eldar as I listen to their screams.

Fine gimme that shit

>>1496015

Aw man, that was a spelling error? I liked the idea of the rapping Eldar

>>1496052

That's it, I'm converting some Rough Riders. You're coming back with style and your own unit. I don't care if it makes no sense having you in my IG army.

>>1496065

In the grim 40k we're all near the grave
It's a crappy universe we're trying to save
Stupid dark eldar are gonna pay
Stupid mon'keigh get outta my way

(chorus)
We're all dying, maybe today
We're all dying, in some unpleasant way

>>1496065

Well I think the DARK Eldar would be more qualified for that...

...guys? Hello?

>>1496052

Also, here. Sorry, nearly bogarted the stash.

I loves you guys... I will now hehehehehehe send a bunch of daemonettsssz for you guys to fap too... Hey look its Macha... BEND OVER!!

>>1496081
*polite applause*

>>1496156

Wait...Macha and Doomrider?

The one girl who'll never get fucked and the one daemon-champion who fucks everything?

Guys, what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object?

>>1496156

Wait what? No means no!


.........Uh oh for the love... Be more gentle?

>>1496156

If you're not gonna join the rap, shut up and get out of the way

>>1496172

The Starchild is finally born is what happens!!!

>>1496184

So...Doomrider raping Macha will spawn the Starchild?

Where the fuck is the Illuminati?!

>>1496198

>>1496172
it bounces.

>>1496216
gb2/making arrancar suffer the pain of death for 100 years while unable to move until they, in their mind, are screaming for merciful oblivion./

>>1496216
Right here, what are we supposed to do?

>>1496236

Get fucked when Hulk comes back.

Wait...Oh shit.

The Starchild is Hulk.

>>1496156

LOOKOUT DOOMRIDER, IT'S A TRAP!

>>1496253
but...the Hulk didn't do jack shit.
The starchild was better off being space-Conan.

>>1496174

WTF IS THIS SHIT!??!?!?

MACHA, GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!!!

DOOMRIDER!!! YOU STILL OWE ME FROM LAST PARTY!!!

>>1496276

Doomrider and Eldrad partying made me lulz

drawfagorts?

>>1496083
Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped upside down.
I'd like to take a minute, ignore that there WAAAAGH!
I'll tell you all about how I came to live in Commaragh.
In the home world I was born and raised, in the pleasure cult's where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, pimping 'n' sexin' all day. I was goin' to the temple for ol' Khaine.
When some guys exploded with a gorey 'Kablesh' , we all saw the birth of the god Slaanesh.
I got a bunch of followers together that day and said "we're running the fuck to the webway!"

We ran and ran until we were safe our souls ached and our home system was baked.
She sucked our souls and yeah, we had to pay.
So I got a raid goin' and gave her Mon'keigh.

Use their souls, that ain't bad.
We made up a city brick by brick.
Havin a great time like the ol' days.
Man, this was sick!

We bumped into our cousins and when they came near
They blasted away at us, yeah, we ran in fear.
I swore then there I'd make them suffer
but I said "Nah, screw them, yo, back to Commaragh!"

Running out of slaves now I prep up for a raid.
Gonna get me some Mon'keigh chicks, they ain't gonne be paid.
Ridin' the Webway I heaved a sigh, flipped through my erotica.
Man it's awesome being the Prince of Commoragh!

Bumping for the love of drawfags

He WAS human and logically still is

>>1496276

But daddy he loves me.... And you always let big sister do what ever she wants!

Macha is /tg/'s undefiled rose...if she were to lose her virginity we would have nothing left...

>>1496439
I've just noticed for the first time the Angry Marines in the corner, why are they there?

>>1496470

We'd still have the shitstorms and ragefests.

>>1496439

Room. Now. I have business with this foul Chaosspawn...

Primarily, business that put me back a few grand...

All things in time, though...

>>1496472
Because Chink is a crazy bastard. Lovable but crazy.

>>1496470

Dont worry I didnt get to go inside.... Fuck you eldrad.... Damn so close...

Curse you Eldrad TG shall fall to me!

>>1496492

Ironic that such a dick is also such a cockblock.

>>1496483

Fine I will just write about it....

Dear.... FUCKING DAMN IT SO DAMN MOTHER FUCKING CLOSE DAMN YOU FATHER AND YOUR COCAINE DEALING!

>>1496501

Unmovable object, unmovable force, etc.

Some one get a fucking draw fag here all ready.

>>1496511

Man that shit's easy to solve.

>>1496511

So Eldrad is both an unstoppable dick and an unmovable cockblock?

...God I hate him so much.

Goddamn it Doomrider just kill yourself already.

>>1496501

Macha's Virginity has been promised to someone very important, mind you...

I can't just let any old corrupted Space Marine sweep her off her feet and take her off for hot dickings...

Personally, I wonder when the Farseer's supposed to be back... and if he got that Icon I requested.

And besides that. I'm a dick. What else is new?

>>1496519

Actually if he's both someone can remove him from the system quite easily.

>>1496530

Explain. This better be good.

Also nice try rescinding your post, but I saw your Freudian slip.

Macha moaned and groaned and Doomrider pounded the hell out of her virgin cunt.

>>1496526
Your plans meaning nothing as soon as the Macha/Commissar story gets finished.......

>>1496533

Okay. Eldrad is both unmovable and unstoppable, yes? That means we can treat him as a variable.

If a variable or set of variables is both "immovable" and "unstoppable" it means the limit approaches 0 and infinity. Thus it is in the indeterminate form of 0*infinity.

As a result we can apply L'Hopital's rule to determine the limit of the variable, and substitute that into the original variable or set of variables to determine where it converges or diverges.

If i diverges then you can disregard the set entirely. If it converges you can remove it from the system with some creative algebra.

But I need some time. Gimme a bit while I calculate the integral of Eldrad.

>>1496538

Unless that was his plan all along. God, it's like you people never even HEARD of Eldrad.

>>1496538


/tg/ will never finish that story...

Just as planned.

>>1496545

MY BRAIN

>>1496546
Nope. He said he promised her to a farseer.

"Personally, I wonder when the Farseer's supposed to be back... and if he got that Icon I requested."

>>1496558

whoops, missed that part

...UNLESS the commisar is actually a Farseer in disguise! This is Eldrad we're talking about, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

>>1496545

This is /tg/, not /xkcd/. Stop trying to integrate people out of existance.

>>1496545

what

>>1496566

You gotta admit it works though. But I'm tired of math for now. I might as well go back to Command and Conquer for now and that skirmish I paused. (pic related). Then I'll work on the derivatives of Doomrider and Macha. That equation reaches infinity on top and bottom.

Actually, I play Doomrider.

I play him as a Slaaneshi Daemon Prince w/ "wings". It accurately depicts precisely how he moved previously, anyway. As for his power, when I'm feeling cheesy it's the Lash, otherwise it's Warptime. Or as I like to call it, Lash of NA NANANANANA NA NAA or KEKEKEKEYEAAAAHtime.

>>1496585

No, I'm not sure I can. You took some leaps of logic there. I'd say if Eldrad is both immovable and unstoppable then he is simultaneously a variable and NOT a variable. Thus, he is governed by Schroedinger indeterminability. That is, he is both a dick and a cockblock until we actually observe him being one or the other.

Also I'd call you out for being an engineerfag but that would make me such a hypocrite.

>>1496566
>>1496558

Who said it was a Farseer? I'm just referring to that poor shmuck who, after all this time, hasn't just lost his mind at all of the tricks and traps I've set for him over the years! I could tell you about the rippers in his lunch box, but I digress...

No, no, Macha's been promised to someone very influential. She will remained unnamed until a time which I deem would reap a substantial amount of laughter.

As for the Farseer... Ah, here he comes... Looks like he made a friend.

>>1496595
>>No, no, Macha's been promised to someone very influential.

Wait wait.

Let me guess.

Roboute Guilliman.

Because you're seriously that much of a dick.

>>1496595
Is it the Emperor?

>>1496593

But that means nobody's watching him. In order to qualify as Schrodinger Indeterminability an object cannot be witnessed, for if it is witnessed it assumes a single property. And I know for a fact Eldrad is not trying to hide. From the various stories and guises and things he's done, he's a variable, I guarantee it.

Even if he's not a variable, you can integrate to introduce a variable, run the requisite formulas, then derive the variables out, leaving the same answer.

when the fuck did I click /calc/

>>1496603

First of all...

I said she. SHE.

And no, while I pity poor Roboute, I doubt he's waking up within her lifetime anyway...

>>1496605

You need to pay attention more, Commissar.

Now, to see to that poor bastard...

Upon further review, It is possible to be a dick BY being a cockblock, so the two are not mutually exclusive. Therefore, a single state can have both dickery and cockblockery approach infinity even after being observed.

I think that macha should date me. I am the only eldar that has ever defeated an entire hivefleet... using only my dick, thats got to count for something.

>>1496630


As. I. Said.

Macha is promised to-

What do you mean you were only able to get one?! I told you toget several if this is to work!!

Hold on, Mon-keighs... My friend here has a problem with the concept of 'more than one...'

>>1496629

So you're saying it reaches 1^infinity? It still approaches infinity then. I can still integrate Eldrad.

This thread went places.

>>1496642
unh, more than one hivefleet? oh well back to work.. hey little gaunt, you want some candy?

>>1496660

Well... You know.

Hey look at this

>>1496670

First of all-

No, not you, dark one. The Farseer. With the Daemonette licking his helmet.

I swear, it's hard to find good help these days...

>>1496670

That gaunt is fucked

>>1496643

This all assumes you know the functions that govern Eldrad. Knowing him, those equations require a unified theory of Relativity and Quantum Physics, at LEAST.

>>1496698

Well, he did fuck a ripper swarm...

>>1496707
>>1496643

Tell you what, I'll ask them...


Would you two kindly stop talking physic's and help this poor old Farseer with a task, hmm?

Fate of the universe, etc. etc.

Basically, I need Icons. Slaneesh. No fewer than... Fi-... no, Five should do now...

>>1496721

http://www.iconarchive.com/

God, doesn't the webway have Google on it?

>>1496707

But he exists in this universe. That means he's relativistic, and I can apply all sorts of constants, simplifying the job.

>>1496721

Slaaneshi Icons? Just five? I got some in the back of the Manta. Gimme a second.

>>1496728

Yes, you know, Webway's in a bit of chaos, and the Harlequins never like it when I start dragging things through 'their territory'...

But thank you kindly. These will work well for my next plot...

Now, to get an Inquisitor's robes, and a paige...

>>1496735

Oh hellz no dawg! Hey can you give macha a love note I wrote for her. well its more of a I wanna put things into your anus note.

>>1496676
wow last time we hung out eldrad had more hair, artistic license I suppose. oh and you still need to pay me for those,..um. "small nubile human boys" that I got you.

>>1496742

What? Um, I'll try.

...Hey, Doomrider exists in another dimension right? That requires a Unified theory to derivate. Hmm.

>>1496735
>But he exists in this universe.

You know what? I'm not even sure I can say THAT with absolute confidence anymore.

So to be safe, keep your equations locked away safe and sound.

>>1496748

May I see the note? I'll be sure that Macha gets in post haste.

Seeing as I did send her to her room and all...

>>1496749

Well a being from another universe could not exist on our universe. See, according to the cyclic universe theory, our universe is surrounded by Branes of energy that pulsate, recycling the universe. Chances are other universes made by those branes would have different laws of physics and be unable to exist in ours.

Even if we used the current theory of expanding universe, we would still have "bubbles" of reality in a universe of dark matter and dark energy, having different physical laws in each bubble. The fact Eldrad is here and we are talking to him implies he is of this Universe and Reality Sphere.

>>1496760

Um, I guess...here, take a copy.

Hey Doomrider. Haven't seen you around for a while.

>>1496766

WHAT.

>>1496766

I was actually referring to the possibility that he might not exist AT ALL, and is merely someone else's Xanatos Roulette made real in the collective minds of the grim darkness of 40K and /tg/.

That said, I am well aware of the 5-brane cyclic theory, but if there are an infinite number of universes extending back in time, at least one of those cleansed universes MUST have values compatible with ours that would create a being like Eldrad that could exist in our universe (somehow avoiding the branewipe).

>>1496777

...

I'd put that down, actually...

I'm not sure anyone would want to touch that.

>>1496779

Ted sup you nigga

>>1496789

You wont be saying that after I shove my foot up your up.

>>1496789

But even if he did exist in a previous universe he should have been (A) vaporized in the energy pulse that is the new universe's birthcries, or (B) disintegrated when he stepped into a new universe that contained incompatible values.

He couldn't just leave the current universe. He'd be immolated by dark matter. If by some chance HE was made of dark matter,he'd explode with the force of many nuclear weapons as his antimatter contacted our matter.

>>1496804

If anyone could find a way to just step outside the universe and wait for a new one to pop up that's comfortable to exist in, it'd be Eldrad.

Also you seem to assume that Dark Matter = Antimatter. That's reaching, there.

Those two are still aruging?


Well, I'm going to plant these Icon's in the Sister's Chapel now... Come along, Farseer. You're my Acolyte, if anyone asks.

>>1496810

yea. Either way, it's implausible for Eldrad to have come from another universe.

I retract my earlier mistake. If Eldrad were made of Dark Matter, he couldn't exist anyway, as his mass wouldbe enormous, his energy intake gargantuan and he could break star systems with his personal gravity field by merely stopping by.

Not to mention half his composite elements shouldn't exist.

And if he was made of antimatter, well...

>>1496804
Clearly you forgot one VERY important variable...

The warp did it.

>>1496815

We're not arguing. Discussion is what physics and mathematics are based on.

>>1496832

But the warp was created by human emotion. It didn't exist until people realized emotion and shit. Thus, it is a product of this universe, and unusable by Eldrad as an "escape clause" for his own universe."

I LOVE YOU /tg/ DON'T EVER CHANGE.

>>1496827
In before Neutronium Golem

>>1496841

Unless Eldrad, in a previous universe, created the warp and hid in it until the universe renewed itself to a livable condition.

Wait, why are we even discussing this? I only said that maybe Eldrad doesn't exist in this universe because I meant that maybe he's a mindfuck. You took it to other universes.

>>1496832

You know, he DOES have a good point.

>>1496845

Eldrad is a neutronium golem? MY GOD, IT WORKS.

>>1496852
AOSGNSADLFSAFDHHARBL--NOT WHAT I MEANT?! FUCK!

>>1496852

OH GOD IT WORKS

...wait, then how the hell can Macha and Taldeer be his offspring? Unless...that's why he won't let anyone take Macha? It would destroy them. He is searching for the one who is capable of procreating with her and producing viable offspring without collapsing.

...though that creates more questions than it answers...

>>1496845
YOU'RE A GENIUS ANONYM--*head asplode*

>>1496852

You know, I might just wait a moment. This has caused me to chuckle...

>>1496849

Would that warp not retain the elements of the previous universe?

Actually, that kinda makes sense. The warp is a place where "the laws of physics are broken" and its inhabitants "can only survive outside it for a limited time." So it's completely plausible the Warp is a remnant of a previous universe left over from the last brane-impact.

MY GOD, THIS WILL BE MY DISSERTATION.

>>1496862
I'm sensing epic Eldrad v. Frollo battle as we speak.

>>1496863
>>1496861
>>1496857
>>1496854
>>1496852
>>1496845
>>1496849
>>1496844

>>1496863

Oh Dark Gods, what have I done? R'Myr will gain accolades and I will be relegated to the back pages of historical obscurity. I will be the Franklin and Wilkins to his Crick and Watson.

It's not FAIR, /tg/. NOT FAIR.

>>1496875
Write a dissertation on the Neutronium Golem theory. DO IT!

>>1496863
See? What'd I tell you?
Warp did it.

>>1496841
but in the end eldrad will try to find a way, even tough his soul was long ago torn to shreds by a keeper of secrets he still moves here on /tg/. ultimatly nothing will come of this, even if he manages to unleash what ever kind of warp creature he has planed, his non-existence in the time line will foil his efforts. with out the consensus of /tg/ he is nothing, we named him macha's father just as we gave kharn his hat... and we can in one swift draw of the pen take it all away.

>>1496870

Moi? Fight that madman?

You know I'd probably just show him someone else's chaotic workings...

Maybe Xom's Dragonporn collection...

>>1496857

That makes sense. This means that Macha is an extra-universal being and thus cannot mate with anything from this universe, as the numerous equations would not balance out, laws of physics would be broken, and things would break down.

My god, we're all geniuses.

Someone should find Macha and tell her this. We solved the mystery.

>>1496886
>Maybe Xom's Dragonporn collection...

You really are a dick.

>>1496889
Yes, let's tell her how heavy she weighs. Great reaction imminent.

>>1496892

And for the life of me, I can't find that picture of me grinning with my new Commissar hat...

>>1496889

Tell Macha that she can never be laid by anything from this universe? Tell her that only some horrific...THING from within the deepest reaches from the warp can fuck her? Yeah. THAT'LL cheer her up.

Hell, the only thing we kn-OH GOD.

IT'S ELDRAD.

Can it be that /tg/ is making the Neutronium Golem canon? My god, this is history. Epic motherfucking history.

Someone inform Craig Cochrane that he actually created something of value.

And, if I may point out one further observation...

What about Taldeer?

>>1496905
I CAN'T UNTHINK IT. YOU BASTARD!

>>1496911

It's probably deeper than that. He's probably a quark-degenerate matter being. (That's when even Neutrons break down and you're nothing but Quarks).

Hell, he might be Strange Matter.

>>1496896
to easy old friend.

Is anyone else pleasuring themselves to this thread? Just me?

...Oh well.

>>1496915

I can only assume she's adopted. If love really did bloom, she can't be your child.

Gentleman...

I present you with the following.

I will never allow Macha to be laid on her own will or the will of another.

I've promised her to someone who thinks themselves a rather lucky female. (Little does she know...)

And now, you're suggesting the reason that she can't get laid is because she's actually a golem of some sort of alternate plane/universe/dimension, and I'll be the one to do it?

...

I always was a fan of incest, mind you...

>>1496915

Hmm...she rogered the Vindicare, yes?

You must recall at the time she met him she was weakened, and thus not at full power, allowing him proximity in relative safety. It is also known that Dark Matter is highly expansive, so once the Vindicare remained near Taldeer, he began to take on properties of Dark Matter. As a result he can safely experience Taldeer. When Taldeer fully recuperated, the Vindicare had enough Dark Matter Exposure to be safe.

>I always was a fan of incest, mind you...

I'm no fancy city lawyer now, but I reckon that that there defendant done incriminated himself

>>1496950

...That post raises more questions than it answers...

...WHAT IS IT WITH /TG? RAISING MORE QUESTIONS THAN IT ANSWERS TODAY

>>1496937
>>1496954

But that goes against Faiz's theory.

I will say this. She is my child, but she is not a golem...

Macha? I'll let you ponder that for a bit.

>>1496954

I think you're thinking of Tiberium again. Dark Matter is not a self-propogating proton lattice, either.

It BETTER not be.

>>1496950

I was thinking more of the fact you're waiting for the generation of a new universe so as to create someone capable of rogering Macha.

>>1496977

Dark matter is the force behind the expansion of the universe. It only makes sense it can generate more of itself, hence the huge mass and creation of Dark Energy to fuel it.

>>1496935
Slaanesh is aroused.

>>1496960

I am a known pedophile, according to some.

Then again...

>>1496978

Who says she's not getting some in this universe?

>>1496991

No, Dark Matter is the force behind galactic cohesion (that prevents them from flying apart from rotating too fast). Dark ENERGY is propogating the expansion of the universe, and that is generally agreed to be a product of intrinsic vacuum energy.

>>1496995
>Who says she's not getting some in this universe?

Pretty much the entirety of /tg/ canon.

>>1496010Rapping eldar


Fake niggaz get flipped
In mic fights I swing swords and cut clown
Shit is too swift to bite you record and write it down
I flow like the blood on a murder scene, like a syringe
on some wild out shit, to insert a fiend
But it was yo out the shop stolen art
Catch a swollen heart from not rollin smart
I put mad pressure, on phony wack rhymes that get hurt
Shit's played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt
That's minimum, and feminine like sandals
My minimum table stacks a verse on a gamble
Energy is felt once the cards are dealt
With the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts
that attack, the mic-fones like cyclones or typhoon
I represent from midnight to high noon
I don't waste ink, nigga I think
I drop megaton BOMBS more faster than you blink
Cause rhyme thoughts travel at a tremendous speed
Clouds of smoke, of natural blends of weed
Only under one circumstance is if I'm blunted
Turn that shit up, my "Clan in Da Front" want it

>>1496935

>>1497000

ops i fucked up. Anyway, this still changes nothing. Macha would still annihalate anything with her Dark Matter presence, and Taldeer and the Vindicare somehow still survive. Remember, Dark Matter is composed of many things, and we don't know all their properties. This means Dark Matter could theoretically be self-copying or other form of replication. After all, if something accounts for 20% of the entire universe, you'd think it would keep growing with the universe, right?

>>1497025
What a dick!

>>1497025

Eldrad, Eldrad, after 10,000 years of life, how does your skin stay so smooth, your hair stay so black?

And so I've reached my limit on my knowledge of theoretical physics and cosmology. Still very refreshing.

>>1497039

I just age well. Besides...

Do you really need to know the secrets of immortality so soon?

>>1497039
We used to trade with humans before the whole Fall thing.

>>1497051

I PASSED my limit several posts ago. I don't know what I was running on, but it was more rarefied than intergalactic space itself.

Fuck, this must be how New Scientist reviews their physics/math/cosmology articles.

r/ tau physicist arguement

>>1497009

Oh, and does /tg/ really dictate what I do?

>>1497087
Watch as a drawfag makes a depiction of you getting molested by Kane and then get back to us.

>>1497087

It dictates what your daughter does, or more accurately, who.

>>1497087
No, but we shall ask /d/ to help us get Macha laid.

>>1497088

WE WERE DOING SO FINE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO BRING KANE INTO THIS? GOD DAMN ANON.

>>1497088

>>1497088

I really could use some more portraits...

>>1497094

I doubt /d/ has the necessary knowledge of particle physics to deal with Macha's unique universal energy signaure and particle makeup.

>>1497088
>>1497101
>>1497103
I can't remember the last time I lol'd so hard. Bravo.

>>1497114
Just tell /d/ she's a golem. They'll get it.

>>1497103

oh yeah, I forgot about that...the only person Kane's had CONSENSUAL sex with...

speaking of which, does anyone know how to undo a loli transformation? This is kinda important.

>>1497118

But a golem made of super-dense particles that relate to an infinitely-expansive universe?

>>1497126
HUEG golem then. 500 lb. porker

>>1497126

You called Macha fat.

>>1497134
slowpoke.jpg

>>1496894

>>1497121

Speakign as an anime addict, the onyl way to undo loli transofrmations are either a kiss form someone who actually cares - though 80% of the time this is strictly a temporary fix - or to involve said loli ina world destroying threat and make sure her one true love is going to die f she can't end the threat by facing off witht he BBEG.

A near death expereice for the one true love type will usually break the transformation as well.

This assumes said loli did not used to be a loli.

/tg/ is the only place this discussion could exist.

>>1497130

Dense, not huge. 500 lbs. of neutronium would take up, according to my calculations, 0.00000000000000075 cubic metres.

>>1497144

Uhh, what if the person was MALE before? And a mutant?

>>1497121
>>1497118

sage for rp

>>1497187

age for modern physics

>>1497187
Age for spite and legendary thread

I'm going to Archive this.

>>1497198

It's been archived already.

>>1497189

I SALUTE YOU ANON~!

I can't wait to see Macha's reaction when someone tells her she's made of non-real theoretical superdense particles.

NIIIIIICE

>>1497223
Or that Craig Cochrane is her theoretical father?

>>1497229

I shall always have a camera ready.

This will be the most Epic Kodak Moment Ever.

>>1497233

me too lol

>>1497233

Same here.

/r/ image of R'myr and Faiz telling Macha she's made of superheavy elements and her making the teary-eyed realization they just called her fat.

>>1497251

Screw a picture, I'm going to record it.

>>1497256

NOT FAT, DENSE.

God, what is wrong with you people? This isn't theoretical physics anymore, this is 8th grade shit.

Still, we'll be telling her she weighs...let's see...how many cubic centimetres is the average Eldar?

>>1497270

Significantly less than a human of the same gender I imagine.

I really wish a draw fag would do some thing with this thread I want its memory too live on.

>>1497277

I need a number here.

>>1497270

Well if the brain is 1500 cubic centimeters, I'd estimate that the body is 15,000 cubic centimeters. But I could be wrong.

IF I DRAW MACHA BEING DEFLOWERED, DOES THIS ALL END?

>>1497293
/tg/ will kill you, somehow.

>>1497256

Seconding this.

>>1497293
It will end like the Squats *Candlejack*.

>>1497292

By that estimate, and assuming a density of 1015 kg/cm^3, we're looking at...15225000 kg.

Or 1,522 and a half Metric Tons.

>>1497293
DO IT, FAGGOT

>>1497308

HAHA OH WOW

thirding >>1497256 after seeing >>1497308

>>1497293

First of all. All I did was feel her up till her daddy caught me. Secound of all it would become "It was all just a day dream."
Sorry you cant end her virginity but you can come close. (Like me.)

>>1497308

Wait, I fucked up mah decimals. 15,225 Metric Tons.

>>1497355

FUCK A DOODLE SHIT

>>1497355
She isn't welcome on the second floor of any structure.

And if her brain is that dense....Macha might be able to crush planets.

>>1497360
Or on any foundation period

>>1497352

But you're only a champion of Slaanesh, shouldn't Slaanesh it's self be able to bag her?

>>1497360

So SPEHSS MEHREENS and Macha share a common weakness?

>>1497367
Either that or HURF DURF dense

>>1497360

She isn't welcome on the FIRST floor of any structure. Anything that heavy, unless it was large enough that it had feet the size of Manhattan[citation needed] would surely collapse through the crust and probably plow all the way through to the mantle of any planet it's on.

In other words, MACHA would be doing the fucking.

>>1497371

Yeah ummm its not as simple as that... You know with daddy around the concer and spirit stones... Oh and wraith bone... Shit hurts

Okay, let's go over this once more.

Macha:
-Neutronium Golem
-Dense as all fucking hell
-Possible hot dickings from Eldrad in the future
-Scientific discussion of the universe somehow stemming from Eldrad being an unstoppable and unmovable force.

I BLAME ZOM! FUCKING ZOM!

>>1497383

So if Eldrad hated a planet he'd load up his Dark Energy-Powered Macha-Railgun and blow it up?

>>1496010

i agree, drow are awesome

>>1497386

I was under the impression Slaanesh was into kinky shit. Wouldn't adding pain to it be more enticing?

>>1497402

It totally does.

>>1497375

Well, when I gave her those sex toys, she did use the anal beads as earrings for several weeks...

>>1497391
Physics -> Eldrad -> Neutronium Golem -> Macha -> LOL MEGA-DENSE -> ...Zom?

Way to come full circle

>>1497417
You have instantly become my favorite person.

>>1497422

I still want to see the image of the two Tau breaking the news to Macha.

>>1497412

Well than why hasn't Slaanesh wrecked Macha yet? I'm fairly certain Eldrad isn't THAT powerful. What other Godlike force could prevent the Prince of Pleasure from getting some?

>>1497432
And I want to see Gaston, Kane, and Macha in a threesome while submerged in a mud wrestling dream, but FUCK, we can't always get our wish.

>>1497437
Chastity belt? Made out of Dark Matter?

>>1497437

Because it would wreck Eldrad's master plan, and Tzeentch respects that too much to let Slaanesh have his way. So he holds Slaanesh back.

>>1497438
WANT SO BAD

>>1497438

So KaneXGaston while Macha watches?

>>1497438
COMMENCING FAPPING

>>1497446
"Nobody takes it in the ass like Gaston!"

>>1497446

That's the only possiblity under /tg/ canon.

>>1497446

>KaneXGaston

>>1497441

I had a feeling Tzeentch would be in on this. The plan is just to complex and awesome to allow it to fail.

>>1497441

All according to plan.

Or as you say...

Just as planned...
It might have something to do with me sending Ceograch out to interrupt their chess game every twenty minutes...

>>1497438
>submerged in mud

That...isn't mud.

>>1497453
No one said that she could like, grind on them or something.

Jesus Christ I'm pathetic

>>1497471

>>1497471

>>1497256

I shall present this to every drawfag until it is done.

This thread has something for every Chaos God.

Except Nurgle. Fuck Nurgle.

>>1497497

>Fuck Nurgle

I'd rather not.

Wow this thread was retarded.

>>1497497

Ha. Nobody loves Nurgle.

>>1497509

Upset that there isn't enough D&D on the front page?

Back off, faggot. We just broke the very laws of physics in this thread. I don't want it to stop.

Doomrider, I've been thinking...and I think that you should do something productive with your life. Start a courier service or something. You could make so much money, being able to go anywhere. Remember when you jumped into Macha's bathroom that one time?

>>1497511

Nurgle has nothing to offer us. Khorne offers us RIP AND TEAR! Slaanesh offers us /d/elicious promotions, and Tzeentch offers us change and wacky hijinks.

Nurgle just sits on his ass and does nothing.

>>1497522
Yes actually. Jesus Christ there are six 40k threads on the front page jerkin' to themselves.

>>1497527

He rots. And stinks. And decays. All bullshit.

>>1497527

you mean liek most of /tg/?

>>1497522
Yeah actually. This IS really shitty.

>>1497530
40K isn't /tg/? Quit being selective.

Autosage.

Good night, and good luck.

I doubt this is the last we'll speak of this topic, though.

PROTIP: There are only actually six 40kfags. They just force this constantly.

>>1497530
>>1497535

You both fail.

I see four 40K, three D&D, and one drawfaggotry.

So fuck off. Age'd

Here's a fuckin' pic for your D&D threads. Take it, faggots.

Ah well. Final Archive request then.

Fun while it lasted.

Though I'm sure Eldrad'll be back to tell us of that project he had...

>>1497511
...oh god. OH GOD.

I JUST REALIZED TZEENTCH'S MASTER PLAN.

HE'S GOING TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH NURGLE BY GIVING HIM MACHA'S VIRGINITY.

>>1497570

Nurgle wouldn't take it. It'd be too much effort.

>>1497570

Don't you mean mine?

>>1497570

BY THE GREATER GOOD! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

>>1497570

>>1497570

>>1497586

Don't we mean your what?

>>1497613

His...master...plan...

>>1497620

Oh, you mean Tzeentch=Eldrad?

Yeah, can't say I'm surprised by THAT revelation.

...Wait, that means that IS his plan? Oh shit.

Someone put a final stamp on this thing, shall we?

And Rmyr, your eye's bleeding. Might want to have someone look at that.

Faiz, don't think to much on it. It'll hurt your head something fierce.

>>1497646

Well, it's nice to see ONE of my theories vindicated...

But I can't simply let it go. Oh, maybe tonight I will. But I've invested too much time and energy (entirely R'Myr's fault) into this investigation in order to all let it go to waste. No, sir.

What have I wrought...

...God save us all...

>>1497699

Not even god can save us now brother. Pray that the universe will end before Eldrads plan comes into effect. Unless...

>>1496950
HOLY EMPEROR, IT'S SLAANESH!