intro

angry marine special rules

OMG GAIS!

armory

Relevant to my fucking interests.

Proceed!

wargear

I'm in the market for MOAR!

relics + artifacts

vehicle upgrades

psychic powers

this is a great thread

you should FEEL great

things like 2 power fists and the eviscerator seem to be pointless given thier points value when you can say get a power fist and a ccw for the extra attack and be much cheaper

>>1440741
NOT ANGRY ENOUGH!

OP, CONTINUE.

HQ 1

HQ 2

HQ 3

HQ 4

ALLAH ALLAH AKBAR!

Elites 1

IN GOD EMPEROR'S NAME, MOAR, MOAR, MOAR I SAY

Elites 2

JESUS CHRIST HURRY THE FUCK UP!

elites 3

elites 4

troops

fast attack

heavy support 1

>>1440633

Can we get a rapidshit of this?

>>1440745

IT IS ANGRY BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FIELD MORE ANGRY STUFF!

heavy support 2

heavy support 3

>>1440846

fuckin win

...aaand I'm done.

now please critique and play test, and recommend and suggest etc.

Well, OP, you've inspired me to make the Pretty Marines codex...

Totally fielding an army from this codex soon.

>>1440633
Thank you so fucking much! Those twin towers were blocking my view of the sunset and I appreciate your guys handling the demolition.

>>1440857
>>1440857
>>1440857
>>1440857

if possible, we need people to actually make an army and take pictures of it. also little writefagging and drawfagging to the fluff of the chapter cant hurt. amirite?

the predator angrinator seems a bit expensive considering it can only fire once per game, then its just a rhino with no transport capacity.

http://rapidshare.com/files/103710213/Codex_-_ANGRY_MARINES.pdf.zip.html

>>1440851

I always thought that the vindicator was angrier than the demolisher just by its name.

Dude, OP.... you get infinate internets.

I am super super cereal.

>>1440861
NO YOU WILL FUCKING NOT. IF I SEE ONE GOD DAMN PRETTY MARINES THREAD, I SWEAR BY THE EMPEROR THAT I WILL PERSONALLY DISTEND YOUR ANUS WITH MY CHAINFIST SO HARD YOU'LL BE VOMITING BLOOD AN CHAINTEETH FOR A YEAR.

>>1440941
Well now I'm CERTAINLY writing it.

Can you send this to the guys at GW to see if they'll make it official?

Maybe, just maybe?

bump bump bump for AAAAAANGRY

>>1440633

BITCH!

...

I LOVE YOU.

>>1441016

http://us.games-workshop.com/news/whitedwarf/submission.htm

So how's about it Allah?

>>1441047
lulz

>>1441047
I think I love you.

So whaddyou guys think are the chances of this getting published, even if just as an honorable mention? I believe even the GW folks will get lulz out of this.

The angrinator firing 10 STR 4 shots would completely rape the shit out of guard. It should probably be one shot and for the upgrade raise the str to 6 for the enemy only.

>>1440852
>>1440868
>>1440892
>>1441032
>>1441047

thanks, and I think I just might...

ALLAH AKBAR

>>1441100
>>1441047

although Id have to re-work i a bit, I'll see what i can do

>>1441100
Gotta say that you need to clarify the Angrinator's firing mechanism a bit better. As is currently it doesn't work how you are suggesting it does, and would instead follow the rules for Multiple-barrages.

>>1441154
YESSS! Corrections! Give them to me!

>>1441167

the second powerfist should only cost 1 point if you actually want people to take it

FUKKEN
FUKKEN
FUKKEN
FUKKEN
FUKKEN
Win good sir.

Allow me to leave you with the words of Perterbian Rasp, Angry Marine First Class
"YES INQUISITOR, THERE IS A SLIGHT MUTATION IN OUR GENE SEED THAT CAUSES US TO SHOUT AL THE TIME. BUT, THAT'S OKAY WITH US, WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU SHOUT ALL THE TIME!"

>>1441250
>>1441167

Other than this and some minor wording issues, your shit seems to be pretty damn solid. Not only that, but nothing strikes me as LOLTARDATION other than -possibly- giving -2's out the ass to a whole swathe of enemies thanks to being able to make Command Squads filled with anti-leadership goodness.

If you can live with that, though, I certainly can. Your points are good (if not a bit high, which is always important when trying sometihng fan-made anyways) and your army special rules are not confusing in the slightest.

I am just happy my two wargear submissions made it into the codex. Nice work OP.

I is a happy clockwork soldier now.

The Angry Marines might fuel me to actually buy a SM army.

I know that thy are certainly not as much of a /tg/ staple as the Adeptus Irates but can the GRIMDARK Tau be the next project o' Codexfag?

>>1441167
Predator Angrinator

Pts 90 | Front 13 | Side 10 | Rear 10 | BS 3

Type: Tank Crew: Two Angry Marines

Weapons: A Predator Angrinator is armed with a turret-mounted Angry Launcher.

Options: The Angrinator may also be armed with side-sponson Auxilia Angry Launchers at +20 points a piece.

Vehicle Upgrades: Etc.

Note: Change this to "you may purchase a 6-man Angry Squad" at cost with upgrades, and then it is added on top of the Angrinator's price. This allows for a more customized squad to be launched into the DANGER ZONE.

Angry Launcher-
Range G12"-48" Str: 4 AP: - Notes: Pinning, Large Blast Template

Usable once per game. The Angry Launcher can target enemy units normally or may be fired into an empty area so that no friendly or enemy models are under the Blast marker. If an enemy unit is under the marker, place the Angry Squad purchased with the Angrinator into base-to-base combat with as many individual enemy models as possible, including multiple units. Every model under the template takes a Strength 4 hit (including the Angry Marines themselves), and the Angry Squad counts as having charged into close combat during the next Assault Phase.

If the shot misses, simply place the Angry Squad anywhere under the template and resolve shots against the squad as normal.

Auxiliary Angry Launchers - These are not Angry Launchers unto themselves, but simply allow you to purchase up to four more models for your Angrinator Angry Squad (giving you a maximum of 10, because we believe at Games Workshop you do not know how to do basic math).

Editted quickly for little typos and to make things more clear.

The angry marines need a rule, that if they suffer a wound and survive, they then get double strength when attacking the model that caused the wound.

y/n

>>1441327
[Good kerrigan]
Thinkin' the same thing...
[/good kerrigan]

>>1441234
I say the dual power fists do multi-wound damage and/or get to roll on the ordnance table for vehicle damage.

>>1441234
5th edition rumor that you need dual powerfists to get the extra attack. Talk about a new edition fucking up an army's thing. FIRST 4th EDITION AND TURBO BOOSTING, NOW THIS?

damn this is cool

>>1441399
>>1440741
How about Dual Powerfists cost like 5 points more than a Thunder Hammer, giving the same effect but also +1 attack. Consider how two powerfists and a whole lot of shouting might reduce someone's attacks to initiative 1.

>>1441346

thanks man, its still a work in progress ( I have to add page formats and fluff), so I'll make sure to add this.

Awesome! BUT THE CODEX NEED MOAR FLUFF. There's lots of AM fluff texts floating around, and you should get some writefags to spew some more of this shit.

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From the historical records of Inquisitor Jangel, non-aligned investigator of Adeptus Astartes 'Incidents'.
Section #511: The 'Friendly' Fire Incident of Klaxus XII.
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The records of this dire moment in Imperial History were (until I came upon them) known only to the two Space Marine Chapters that took part in the skirmish. However, only by putting the two records together is the truth found.

The Pretty Marines tell of a conflict fraught with glory against the odds, and of dire betrayal: "Before the sortie against our enemy our glorious Chapter-Master graced us with a speech, before the resplendent lines of Brother-Marines sparking under the twin suns he told of beautiful victory, of the fates of our enemies. As one we cheered, then awaited his inevitable dance number. From the skies fell a drop pod, smashing into our forward lines and engulfing the area with thick dust. It took us only a moment to clear the air with our blow-dryers, but it was a moment too late as we saw the Chapter-Master fallen..."

The Angry Marines tell the other side of the story, though in far less words due to a lacking in vocabulary beyond many four letter cusses. Hastily inserted into the annals of their chapter glory is simply a picture with the words "OWNED" across it, and the image of the Pretty Marines Chapter Master unconscious on the ground, a crude moustache drawn on his face with paint, and what appears to be a set of testicles on his forehead.
How motivating.
How motivating.

So began the greatest feud in Imperial History.

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Thought for the day: Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
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Loading excerpt from 'Tales of Valour: Reports from the Ork Invasion of Calamitis Prime'.
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The PDF sold their lives dearly to stop the greenskin advance upon our primary hive, but on the horde came. There would be no escape but for the Planetary Governor, whose escape shuttle was prepped to leave before the attack began. As our leader left us to die we prayed to the Emperor for deliverance while we sold our lives to protect his works. Glory be to his swift answer. A yellow Thunderhawk descended like a falling star, the much larger transport vehicle crushing the smaller one as it landed on the same pad, and through the fire and smoke the mighty figure of a Space Marine strode forth. I will never forget the seething expression on his face as he looked upon us, upon the hive, upon the xenos. The marine did not pause, he drew his chainsword and charged down the stairs with a battlecry upon his lips, screaming "FAAAAAAAAH-" or something of the sort, a cry with no end. Even as he disappeared into the hive we heard him clearly, even as we saw the small yellow figure leap from the hive into the throng of green below we heard him. Drop pods followed as more marines smashed into the horde, more yellow armoured marines echoing the endless cry. The xenos were crushed utterly, and still screaming in rage the Space Marines ran up the Hive once more, to where the Governor still stood staring at the crushed wreckage of his escape shuttle. The marines poured into their Thunderhawk, but the marine from before ran right up to the cowardly official, and ended his warcry at last, his finger pressing painfully against the man's forehead. "-UUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU!" Rather unceremoniously, the Governor was then pitched off the top of the Hive, with his underwear pulled up over his head.
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Thought for the day: To question is to doubt.
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Need moar fluff?

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From the personal diaries of Private R.C. Mongler, 4th Chanian Regiment.
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My regiment had landed on a barren little ball of rock called Vesuveous. The Inquisition had ordered us to the planet on suspicion of Chaos corruption. Surely enough, we ran into a group of Chaos Marines within a day of landing. The fools. Turning their backs on the God Emperor for whatever sick rewards they received from the deceiving Warp fiends. The battle started the second morning. Their attack was especially fierce, and my brothers and I had great trouble keeping them at bay. It seemed that for every one of them we killed, three more showed up. Our own losses were of no small concern. In a rare moment of calm, Brother Captain Morgain confided in me that if we were not killed by these berserkers, we would almost certainly be killed by the Inquisition for failure. As our numbers dwindled, I grew concerned: surely we would all be killed, and the Emperor's work would not be carried out. We prepared for a final assault, one which had been coming for near a week of the most intense fighting I had ever seen. We surrounded a small hill, atop which stood our last Dreadnought, Brother Klarr. We saw their force coming from below. We knew this was our end. But suddenly, a shadow passed over us. Some great demon come to finish us off? No. It was a drop pod. Out of it stepped a small company of our brethren. They wore bright yellow armor, a bizarre crest upon their shoulders, unlike any chapter I had yet heard of. A circle, with two lines crossing it and two dots in the middle -- almost as if to suggest an angry face. They formed a line between us and the now charging Chaos Marines.

>>1442060
The Chaos Marines' bright red armor shone in the late afternoon sun, the spikes upon their shoulders menacing. The new arrivals stood fast. As the distance between the two forces began to close, there arose from these yellow warriors the loudest scream I had ever heard. It shook the ground. Even through my helmet, it made my ears ring and my skull ache. And it simply kept getting louder as their Captain's fist slowly rose into the air. As it rose to a nearly supersonic volume, I finally made out the words contained in the scream:

"ALWAYS ANGRY!!!"

In a chorus louder even than the Captain's scream, the soldiers returned:

"ALL THE TIME!!!"

Then it began.

...

Without a word, these space marines returned to their drop pod and were soon whisked away from the battlefield. There had been no more than a dozen of them, not a single word exchanged between our two chapters. To this day, I have never seen any marines fight with such rage and hatred. The mass of enemy berserkers was reduced to mere chunks, legs, arms, heads, craters full of blood. Bits of red armor lay strew about the field. We had not even had the chance to advance by the time the screaming -- both theirs and the enemy's -- was through. I turned to my Captain and asked, "Who were they?"

"I had thought it was rumor. But no. Emperor bless us all, those were the Angry Marines."

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Thought for the day: The Emperor Protects.
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>>1441360

lol 2nd

somebody archive this shit!

Fucking great chapter, and angry

Angry Marines were never meant to be played. They are a one shot joke. What don't you faggots understand about that?

some one, make some models for these. predator angrinator!

Don't you guys ever get tired of the same shit?

>>1442192

Yeah, the disco marines are way lulzier.

Angry Marines are older than this board, I don't know why you guys love /b/ shit so much,

>>1442183
woohoo! 70-something posts before the first sage; I think that's some sort of record...

inb4 butthurt GRIMDARK neckbea...

Shit, only a few posts late.

>>1442192
Its not the same old shit, I just made new shit for it; therefore its new shit. Don't you get it?

>>1442192
>>1442183
>>1442192
>>1442213
Why don't you faggots just fuck off from this thread if you don't like angry marines?

I wish /tg/ would make up better shit, like that medieval Chaos army, as opposed to adding something like "angry" or "pretty" in front of Marines and patting themselves on the back for what a good job they just did.

>>1442228
The Silent Hill Guard were/are pretty fucking awesome.

You made Jubblowski shed a single taer.
Drawfaggit approves of this thread.

>>1442228

Sounds like you just volunteered. Get working bitch.

>>1442228
Yeah faggot, get to work.

>>1442228

And what the fuck are the Terrorguard?

This codex has a few problems:
Angry Specification with Vets and so on.
An Apocathery!? In an ANGRY marine army? I would have just had it so that if he's in the squad they have Combat drugs.
Had SAFETY IS FOR PUSSIES as an army-wide trait.
Tweaked the rules for Power bat and other minor things like that in the same way that Power Wrench was tweaked.
Down Powered a few of the wargear entries.
Had Powerfeet move as if in difficult terrain

I don't personally like the Angry Marines (pic related) but this is a job well done!

What fluff are you going to add? Seems a shame that it's just rules.

>>1442305

You know what? It's probably for the best I forgot to upload the picture I had in mind.

I'm not extremely well-versed in the game but Temperus Maximus sounds pretty powerful for 200 points.

>>1442286
Modifier + Army name that already existed

Exactly what he just said, nigger.

>>1442325

Except the army isn't just a mod on the normal IG troops, which is what he meant. The whole army is completly different.

This thread is full of dude and bitch! and I love you.

What has /tg/ become?

We've got plenty of Fluff here;
>>1442063
>>1442060
>>1442021
>>1442014
But we just need Allah (or someone who can get the font right)to make the pages. Myself, I am too lazy and personaly afanoftheprettymarines
[/running like fuck]

Months ago when somebody wanted to do a /tg/ themed army I suggested they do an Angry Marines one. Everybody got upset and said they would personally inflict violence on anyone they caught fielding said army.
It is interesting to note how, with the application of effort and creation of content, the initial protests ring so hollow now.

>>1442352

>>1442368
ALWAYS PRETTY ALL THE TIME!

Great, now write a Scary Marines Codex.

>>1442357
We are Anonymous, we do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We are absolute assholes.
Deal with it.

>>1442417

always scary, perhaps not all the time?

>>1442357
I hear you, I remember when the mention of GAR attracted more sages than not.

>>1442449

Always watching. Always.

>>1442375

I shall be using this, and I will field true-scale Angry Marines one day.

So, here's a question;
If Angry Marines are non-heretical World Eaters
And Pretty Marines are non-heretical Emperor's Children

Do we need to start working on Booky and Shower Marines now?

>>1442762
In the name of irony I demand OCD Marines!

>>1440729
Wow, that grenade launcher has some range on it. I'd think it could only be used on a unit the tank is assaulting... erm... tank shocking.

>>1442762
We've got Adeptus Orthodonticus and Lazy Marines.

We can figure something out, between those two.

>>1442060

if they are marines why are they called the 4th chanian regiment?

My brother and I were discussing the Imperium's tanks, and how they were mostly derived from WWI tanks, but with lasers, thus I declared it to be kinda steampunk.

So I now demand Steampunk Imperial Guard.

>>1442838
The 4th is the Guard Regiment.
I'm just surprised no one has picked up on the private's name.

>>1442881
oh, we have, but we kinda expected it;it is an Angry Marines fic, after all...

That cover fucking sucks...

I told you to use the other one...

>>1442881

but it then says our chapter etc which just makes it not make any sense.

>>1442971
What? Space Marine planets don't get PDFs?

>>1440633
THIIIIIIIIIIN


YOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR


PAINTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>1442988
-1/10

>>1442985

What? Space Marine codexes don't get .pdfs?

how does one not know how to pdf?

>>1442985

yes they do, but they are independent from the any space marine chapter who have the planet as thier homeworld.

>>1442845
4/10 WW2 != steampunk

>>1442845

try diesel punk

change the cover, include more writefag stuff and fluff. mention things like the battlebarge. good start, have an internet.

>>1441361
dito

>>1443064
>>1443069

WWI is not dieselpunk, it is during the end of the Victorian era, therefore, Steampunk; hell, there was even a steam-powered tank that was produced for the war. Don't tell me what's steampunk and waht's not...

friggin fraggin whippersnappers with their hippity hop and their intertubes.

>>1443085

its the end of the Edwardian era not Victorian.

>>1440633
and you only took 3 days
you won 20! internets my friend

>>1442183

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO SUCKING DICK, YOU COCKMONGLING FAGGOT!

>>1442971
True, well we can just swap out Regiment for Company.

OP, You are the greatest man alive. I love you so fucking much right now, I can't feel my nuts. I am personally going to have to get MOAR marines to start this army, for lulz, and then repeatedly skullfuck enemies into submission with awesome powerfists of fuck you.

There are so many opportunities for conversions.

Also, Someone fuckin' archive this thread. This needs to be saved for future posterity. And so we can finally put to rest the need for an Angry Marine Codex.

Now, onto something different. not Pretty Marines, but perhaps something like...

Maybe stats for Macha and Taldeer, or LIVII, or some strange shit like that.

Maybe Loli Carnifex.

Just want to say again that OP is god. He fuckin' earned my bike.

4chanarchive.org
Request interface
thread id:1440633
board:/tg/

>>1443085
Oh, world war ONE
Misread it as WWII. my bad. >>1443064 here.

Goto 4chanarchive.org

>- Request Interface
>- Go from there. 2 already. Need 5 total I believe. I'd like to be able to look back on this in case I lose it.

Looks like the thread's been archived now.

This thread is now godly.

Thank you Anon. Prepare for Skullfuckanatus

It's now on the archive.

It is coming...

Preview:
- Sparkle Gland
A mutation of the Occulobe, the Sparkle Gland increases the functionality of the eyes and tear ducts. When a Marine sheds tears, the liquid will provide rapid healing of any wound it touches. Additionally the pupils can cause minor forms of hypnotic phenomena in subjects looking directly into the Marine's eyes. The phenomena commonly manifest as increased glamour of the Marine or hallucinations of 'bubbles' or 'sparkles'.

Enemies may not Counter-Attack any Pretty Marine, and they never gain the additional attack for charging. In addition, whenever a Pretty Marine suffers a wound, roll a d6. On a roll of 6, the wound is ignored. However, this wound still counts for the "We'll Be Fabulous" rule.

and

Wargear
Artificer armor: 15 Points
Beauty honors: 15 Points
Familiar (Librarian only): 10 Points
Frag grenade: 1 Point
Jump packs: 20 Points
Krak grenades: 2 Points
Master-crafted weapon*: 15 Points
Melta bombs: 5 Points
Mirror of data*: 2 Points
Pretty seals*: 5 Points
Sacred Rose: 5 Points
Screaming Fangirl: 15 Points
Space Marine bikes: 30 Points
Teleport homer*: 5 Points
Terminator armor (no weapons included): 25 Points

I have alot more done, mind you. Started last night, coming along nicely.

>>1443386

EMPEROR DAMN YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY!!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Less Pretty Marines.

MORE HELPFUL MARINES. Oldschool, biatch.

>>1443412
I follow the rage, friend.

>>1443407
Why don't the Angry Marines have a Psychic ability to hate people to death, anyway?

its called Storm of the Emperors Wrath

>>1443386

Fuck yes.

>>1442183
>>1442192
>>1442196
>>1442213
FUCK YOU DICKSUCKING DOUCHEFAGS!
BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE SHITTING BLOOD AND CERAMITE SHARDS!

I love you /tg/

HQ
Augrim Gorfist, Chapter Master of the Pretty Marines
Augrim Gorfist] Pts 250 | WS 5 | BS 5 | S 4 | T 4 | W 5 | I 7 | A 6 | Ld 10 | Sv 2+

Wargear:
Artificer Armor, Gilded Rose, Beauty Honors (Included in above profile), Thorn of the Pretty Marines, Master-Crafted Bolt Pistol, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades, Pretty Seals, Sacred Rose, Throng of Screaming Fangirls

Options: Augrim Gorfist may not select additional equipment from the Armory

Independent Character: Temperus is an Independent Character, see pg 21 of the Space Marine Codex for more details.

He's Fucking Pretty!: Augrim is subject to both "We'll Be Fabulous" and Sparkle Gland, as well as the other Pretty Marine special rules. However, such is his beauty and status amongst the Pretty Marines that his simply being on the field is an inspiration to them all. All Pretty Marines "We'll Be Fabulous" save is increased by 1, to a maximum of 2+, and they are all treated as being Fearless. However, should he ever fail his "We'll Be Fabulous" save then all Pretty Marines (including him) lose their "We'll Be Fabulous" save and have -2Ld for the next turn and -1Ld for the rest of the game as they recoil in shock.

Thorn of the Pretty Marines: An amazingly styled weapon crafted by the Chapters finest artificers, the Thorn of the Pretty Marines is a long silver rapier ornately decorated with rose-like etchings. It functions as a master-crafted Power Rapier that can reroll to hit and to wound.

Another preview before I go to work...

>>1443386
This will win

Also, Angry Marines Devastators need a special ability called "TRUE Grit" which lets them use their Heavy Weapons as an Additional CCW in close combat.

>>1443537

I almost read that as Thongs of Screaming Fangirls.

A pretty marine going into battle covered in panties.

>>1443537

my rage is so great, that even yelling would do it no honor... so I seethe, I seethe and wait for the day I can join the Blackened Brothers so that my rage can be expressed in the purest of forms: WAR.


also: subtle troll is subtle
>Independent Character: Temperus is an Independent Character, see pg 21 of the Space Marine Codex for more details

>>1443537
Should be named Brother Hen-Tie.

>>1443587

Naah, I'm just jesting, but seriously, wtf?

>>1443587
I must say I do enjoy your stuff, and respect you.

But sometimes, you just HAVE to troll.

>>1443599
See image...

>>1443582

QUICK, GET A DRAWFAG ON THIS.

It's raining panties, hallelujah~!

>>1443386
>>1443537
You are my hero!
Emperor bless you!

I wholeheartedly approve of this codex, Have an internet.

>>1443624

>>1443537
>>1443386
I... I just can't rage enough. It is not physically possible for me to express the extent of my wrath.
>>1442762
/r/ Preachy Marines, Loyalist Word Bearers.

THERE IS NO MENTION OF THE HOLY ASS TUNER. DO IT AGAIN YOU FUCK!

>>1443971

Power wrench.

>>1443982
the ass tuner is a single relic. and even so it should read ass tuner and not power wrench if what you said were true. ASS TUNER.

we went over this:

It is the Battle Wrench, the Power Wrench, and the Thunder Wrench: take your pic.

it is not called the Ass Tuner, cause this was not written by Angry Marines, rather some Imperial scrivener, who is a mite more prudent when it come to language.

Bumping win.

Well, you made me actually like angry marines for the first time in a good while.

Have some Pounder.