use the blood angels codex with Angry marines replacing every mentioning of blood angels. Ta-da.

>>1404483
That's so.... unoriginal.

Fuck that!

>>1404485
http://wikichan.org/index.php/Angry_Marines

>>1404509
I saw that, but I thought there could of been more to the story, like any characters that were invented for the chapter?

Temperus is required.

Mention the battbarge maximum FUCK

BEHIND EACH ANGRY MARINE'S HELMET IS ANOTHER POWERFIST

I guess I'll just modify everything on wikichan into a codex D:

I give to you: THE ANGRY MARINES TOME OF INFINITE RAGE

For when they absolutely need to get into a REALLY FUCKING PISSED mood, they break out a big ass, gold leaf hardcover tome containing EVERY ISSUE OF SOFTPAW MAGAZINE EVER RELEASED.

Even the slightest glimpse of the horrors contained with in would drive any normal man insane, but the Angry Marines are conditioned so that the will-sapping display of mutant wankery only drives them into UNCOMPROMISING BOUTS OF FURIOUS WRATH.
When not in use, the Tome is kept under a 100 Angry Marine guard, as it is one of the most potent weapons of Chaos ever to exist. The Inquisition has cleared its use by the Angry Marines, but every use must be registered after the fact, and it must be inspected once every decade by a high-ranking member of the Inquisition.

They first discovered the Tome after destroying a Furry Cult of Slaanesh even more easily than they usually do. They discovered that it was because of the Tome, which was laid out on a pedestal for all to see, unconsciously affected the AMs and drove them to RAGE even harder against the furries, something that was long thought impossible.

The Tome may only be used by the AMs Chapter Master, Head Chaplain, or Chief Librarian, no other AM has the strength of will to bear it into battle.
When one of these characters is equipped with the Tome, all AMs on the board get +1 WS, +1 Str, +1 Attack, and +1 I. Versus any Slaanesh-aligned models, they get twice that.

Also, any non-Space Marine, non-Inquisition, non-Necron, non-Chaos models (this includes allies) within 24" of the Tome receive -1 attack (to a min of 1), and -2 Ld.

At the start of each battle in which the Tome is used, all non-vehicle Angry Marine units must make a Leadership save, if they fail, for the rest of the game they will count as having an Initiative of 1 (but the Tome's ability still applies). If a Psyker fails the test, in addition to the reduced initiative, they also suffer a Perils of the Warp attack, due to the sudden visions of unbound, hemaphroditic, hedonistic, and unrelenting Yiffing.

>>1404625
>>1404619
This is the kind of stuff I'm looking for. Goddamn amazing.

What do you think the point cost for equipping the Tome should be?

Wow

Sure is awesome in here today

>>1404663

YOU STAY OUT OF HERE DAMNIT

>>1404667
More like angry 16

Just +1 to str?

sage

>>1404680
What the hell does that EVEN MEAN

The Banner of Fuck You
Named in the Imperial history's less cuss-filled books as the Holy Chapter Banner of the Angry Marines, the Banner of Fuck You draws its origins from the day Sons of Gulliman 2nd Company Captain Tecliar rebuked an unnamed Banner Bearer for his rough treatment of the standard he carried. The unnamed bearer responded by beating Tecliar around the head and body with the standard's pole until the Captain retreated back onto a waiting Thunderhawk and left the planet.

So angry that they were forced to "look after some clothy piece of crap" the Angry Marines began hooking up their banners to power weapon packs, effectively turning them into large bludgeoning weapons with the cloth on fire.

The Banner of Fuck You is a particularly potent symbol of the Angry Marines, as the banner is not made of cloth by a large sheet forged from the armour of the original Banner Bearer (he wasn't dead at the time, they just thought he was too up himself).

When the Banner of Fuck You is in play, all Angry Marines within 12 inches gain +1 to the WS and A, and the banner itself is treated as a two-handed power weapon that adds +2 to the user's strength.

>>1404741
Angry Marine? More like Angry Sixteen!

OH LORD, THE JOKE NEVER STOPS

>>1404779
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>1404785
Oh shit, I just got it. More like "Angry Sixteen" it rhymes and you're a fuckin' child. LOL

>>1404792
0/10

>>1404839
Oh lord, I just got it. Sage.

SOMEONE UN-SAGE THIS! THE HOLY WRATH OF THE ANGRY MARINES MUST BE MADE MANIFEST UPON THE HIDEOUS BOIL THAT IS THIS BENIGHTED, PEACEFUL UNIVERSE. MOAR RAGE, BROTHERS! MOAR RAGE!

Fuck the Angry Sixteens

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1404752
SMs have Str 4, +2 is 6, and you can't have a strength of over 10, so wahts the point?

sage

Regardless of WHO the Chapter Master is, he should by all accounts wield THIS WEAPON:

The Adamantite Sack Full of Power Doorknobs
During the great crusade known as the "Punching of The Dylad System", the single loyal planet in the system fell under attack of the vile forces of Chaos. First to respond to the attack but grossly outnumbered the Angry Marines battled in and around the Hive-Capital of Dylad 2 until at last the Chapter Master (known only as The Angriest) took his tech-marines with him and went around every single home personally ripping the doorknobs off. With each knob the tech-marines would attach a power-field generator and then place it in a sack somehow made out of adamantite weave (Angry Marine chronicles suggest they just yelled at a servitor for ages till it somehow did it), until the sack was full and an activator for every single door-knob was placed on The Angriest's wrist.

As the forces of Chaos rallied for a final assault, the Angry Marines went to meet them head on, and the full fury of The Angriest saw the Chaos Assault blunted until reinforcements arrived and were sworn at for being so slow.

The Adamantite Sack of Full of Power Doorknobs is a two handed weapon that adds +1 to the wielder's strength, and +3 to their attacks. The wielder's attacks are also considered to be the equivalent of attacks from a Monstrous Creature in regards to armour saves and armour penetration.

>>1405103
Reasonable response: It's a giant metal banner that you hit people with that confers a bonus to units around it that isn't forced to strike last.

Angry Marine response: FUCK YOU NIGGLING SHITHEAD WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT YOU THINK ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BANNER MASTER DO YOU LIKE BEING THE MASTER OF BANNERS WELL EAT A GOBBLE LOAD OF DICK SANDWICHES YOU TANGLE OF COCKSHITTING CUNTSMACKS.

The Staff of Unmitigated Fury Towards Weaboos, Furries, and Spess Elfs

Counts as a Force Weapon, grants user +2 WS and +d6 A versus Tau, Slaaneshi Chaos forces (units with a Mark or Icon of Slaanesh, as well as Slaansehi Daemons), and Eldar (including Dark Eldar). All AMs within 24' count as having the Prefered Enemy rule versus those Races as well.

Do angry Marines have librarians or chaplains?

>>1405290
The Post of More Like ANGRY SIXTEEN
-1 to morale of imperial units

>>1405326
Yes. Chaplains are considered to be the most opinionated and loud of Angry Marines, yelling down the others while pointing at a book that's supposed to be the Codex Astartes but is usually just scrawls of creative new cusses.

Librarians are those Angry Marines who get so angry their latent psychic potential explodes into raw psychic rage. You might say theirs is the most focused rage.

How do Angry Marines speak?

Do they do it like Boreale? SPESS MEHRENS, TODAY THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR!!

The Hand of Fury

Originally the weapon of choice of a former Captain of the 8th Assault Company whose name has been lost to history, this flamer gain notoriety after it was used to wipe out a hive that was taken over by the Greater Daemon Furseiseki. Though the captain died as he slew the monster in question, his weapon survived and is now the badge of office for whoever leads the 8th Company. It's blessed fuels ensure neither shield or spell can save any filthy heretic or xenos from it's purging flames, and modifications have been made to improve it's power.

Counts as master-crafted flamer that allows no Invulnerable Save and is now Str 6.

>>1405368
uses Hellstorm templet not flamer.

>>1405367
They speak very loudly and with as few syllables and as many words as possible.

More like:
FUCKING SHUT UP YOU FAGS, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW. DON'T YOU FUCK DON'T YOU TURN AWAY FROM ME YOU DICK HOGGING FUCK FUCK LOOK! LOOK! FUCKING LOOK! YEAH SEE NOW YOU FUCKING LOOK AND SEE THE FUCKING ENEMY.

While the angry marines do have a small number of landraiders at thier disposal, they have refused to use all variants except the landraider crusader. Citing that hurricane bolters are clearly the angriest bolters. They have also adopted the baal variant predator of the blood angels for its similar characteristics. They refuse to use any other tanks because they are not angry enough.

Most angry marine armies instead rely on their belligerence engines to be the main brunt of their armor. They are dreadnoughts with two close combat weapons, two heavy flamers (fired independently). It is also immune to be stunned and shaken. And has a d6+1 attacks. They can be fielded in both the elite or the heavy support slots.
*they should have some special upgrades to move it from one slot to the other, but I'm lazy*

>>1405395
not tourettes marines

>>1405368
>>1405348
>>1405290
>>1405176


Amazing, amazing, AMAZING. This is the kind of stuff I was looking for. I'll begin working on this masterpiece the first chance I get. I wish I could be this creative.

Keep it coming guys. This is goddamn spectacular.

>>1405441
>god i'm so lucky I dont need my mouth to talk because it's full of cock right now. please splooge your mediocrities all over my face, fatguys, i love the sticky feeling

>>1405387

Hellstorm? Can't find it right now. Can you explain? Besides, it has to be light enough for a AM using a jump-pack.

more like angry sixteen

>>1405423
>I don't understand what Tourette's syndrome is but I know it has something to do with saying bad words.

>>1405455
it's still funny to read the fluff

>>1405400
This is a good point since I believe their devastators can only use plasma cannons and heavy bolters since those are the only weapons angry enough.

What about Multi-meltas? I thought Meltas would be pretty angry since you pretty much scorch the hell out of stuff with it.

>>1405455
>> Watch me climb a wall of dicks since I didn't think of compiling everything Angry Marines into a coherent codex.

Fixed that for you, you dirty grot.

Example of an Angry Marine talking, not being retarded and slamming down caplocks...

"Fuck you all! Time to be crushed in the name of the Emperor! I know no fear! For I am Fury Incarnate! All shall die under my boots, all shall suffer at my hands!"

>>1405542
What the Angry Marine thinks he is saying.

What the Angry Marine is really saying "FUCK YOU FAGGOTS, EAT MY COCK YOU DILDOSUCKING COCK SLOBBERING MONGOLIANS. ILL HATE YOU BALD."

>>1405502
Imagine that you are angry, not just angry, so angry that you would like to punch babies in the face.

Now think about shooting a gun. Would you like to:
a)Fire a giant gun shooting lots of little rockets and watch your enemy get turned into mulch
b)Shoot a giant ball of fire that upon impact burns and melts flesh and armor
c)Shoot a gun that makes the air hot

its all about seeing the rage when you shoot a gun.

>>1405542
That sounds too much like regular marines though, I always imagined them so filled with righteous fury for the Emperor that they were barely able to utter anything but strings of curses while on the battlefield.

>>1405564
I'd have to go with a and b, Regis.

angry marines aren't 'lol curswords lol fury powerweapons and pwnage'
they are the astartes that sit in a dark room behind a hand of cards smoking cheep cigars and brooding. when the time comes, then yes they do rage, but it's usually silent slaughter, or one simple warcry of "ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME". none of this long bouts of terrets syndrome

>>1405592
I just imagined Turrets syndrome and I lol'd for some reason.

>>1405592
Yeah, but how many people associate angrymarines with silent slaughter?

>>1405592

Hi, you must be new here.

AMs, newfags, flies, shit, etc.

Great hero of the Angry Marines, Captain Fuckew "Nid-fucker" Mchugerage, Ranking Captain of the Second Company and imbued with the honorific "SUPREME LARGE FURIOUS FUCKER OF THE TYRANIDS", of which the Angry Marines only have one at a given time.

This honorific is earned by a supreme act of absolutely unfettered rage that even the Angry Marines find impressive, and indeed, Fuckew Mchugerage is one of the most accomplished psychopaths of the Angry Marines.

Fuckew was known in particular for his incredible anger whenever faced by any foe who had more than one leg. While his one weakness is that he is rather sedate when faced with one-legged foes (he only screams at a moderate volume and force-feeds his defeated foes only one or two of their own limbs), his rage is multiplied as the amount of legs on a foes increases to a level rivalling that of Temperus himself.

This came to a boil in his first engagement with the Tyranids. As he and his second company, with him at the lead, fought the Tyranid hordes, he screamed with such rage that the Hive Mind itself recoiled and its control over the swarms was impaired. It was recorded that the day of the battle, a 9000-man Imperial Guard regiment in the nearby vicinity simply exploded as the wave of PURE ANGER hit them.

Coming face to face with an eight-limbed Hive Tyrant, Fucke-

++++Imperial records overwritten++++

BY THE FUCKING EMPEROR I WAS FUCKING ANGRY THAT DAY, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

FUCK THESE FUCKING IMPERIAL RECORDS, I'LL TELL YOU THE FUCKING STORY HOW IT IS MEANT TO BE TOLD: WITH SOME MOTHERFUCKING ANGER BEHIND IT!

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
I FUCKED UP SOME NIDS AND THEIR HIVE FLEET WENT DOWN
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT SO SIT THE FUCK THERE
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED AND YOU'D BETTER LISTEN WITH CARE

IN SEGMENTUM SOLAR BORN AND RAISED
EATING KITTENS WAS HOW I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
RIPPING AND TEARING MANY A FOOL
AND DROWNING FUCKING FURRIES AT MY DEFILED GODDAMN SCHOOL
WHEN AN ORGANISATION OF FURS WHO WERE THE KING OF THE HOOD
HAD THEIR EYES EATEN BY ME FOR THE GREATER GOOD
I ANNIHILATED ONE LITTLE ETHNIC GROUP AND THE GOVERNOR GOT SCARED
AND SAID "WE'RE SENDING YOU TO THE ANGRY MARINES WHOSE INTERESTS YOU MAY SHARE"

I THREW HIS BODY OVER A THIRTY FOOT GATE
AND LEVELLED HIS HOUSE IN A WAVE OF HATE
I LEFT ON HIS SHIP TO FIND AN ANGRY MARINE PICKET
WHEN I ARRIVED THEY WERE ANGRY ENOUGH TO BE MY TICKET

NOW I'M A MARINE, FIGHTING NIDS THIS AIN'T BAD
I SCREAMED WITH RAGE AND MY POWER-FEET KICKED ASS
WHEN I SAW THEIR HIVE TYRANT I LOST MY MIND,
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE NO SURVIVORS WILL BE LEFT BEHIND!

I SCREAMED A CHALLENGE AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR,
MY ARMS FELT FRESH AND I GRINNED FROM EAR TO EAR
I COULD FEEL THE RAGE CONSUMING EVEN MY HAIR,
WHEN I CAME TO MY SENSES THERE WAS NOTHING THERE

++++Imperial addition: The planet in question has been labelled Perdatus++++

OF MY ANGRY MARINES I LOST SEVEN OR EIGHT,
BUT BY THE POWER OF FUCK I WILL AVENGE THEM LATER
MASTER PERDATUS HAD INFORMATION HE DECIDED TO SHARE
HE TOLD ME THE LOCATION OF THE TYRANID LAIR

++++Imperial addendum: Tyranid bio-harvesting operations soon after ceased in that sector++++

>>1405592
cheep? CHEEP?!

GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>1405625
Don't laugh. Turret's Syndrome is very serious and VERY painful. A good friend of mine, a tech priest, suffered from Turret's Syndrome. While it did make him more lethal, it certainly hurt his capability to think straight.

Don't fucking mock that which plagues your fellow glorious humans.

>>1405648

And such is the legend of SUPREME LARGE FURIOUS FUCKER OF THE TYRANIDS Captain Fuckew Mchugerage.

>>1405592
I agree, its taking the idea of righteous anger to the extreme, but only during battle, there is no sense in being so angry that you can't communicate or be effective on the battlefield. If that was the case the chapter wouldn't last very long. I think a good way to work through this fluff stuff is put yourself in a position of being ready to punt a baby and then look at a unit or wargear or whatever and see if you would find that to be a good way to channel your anger.

>>1405654
Psssht, you think that's bad? I knew this guy right? He was a blank. Then one day after he got turned into a Pariah he started complaining about how he couldn't stay awake, and would randomly slump forwards until his masters awoke him.

I think they called his condition Necronlepsy.

>>1405662
That seems to be more of the Angry Marines I've come to know and love.

>>1405666
Just like many guard units, the Angry Marines speak in a Warcant all their own. THAT MEANS JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING COCK GOBBLING HERETIC TO UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT FUCKING EFFECTIVE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

>>1405648

This is the Angry Marines. Able to communicate, but not very nice about it.

>>1405677
This joke is terrible and you should feel terrible

Angry Marines were spawned when Gimpy posted a screen shot of his space marines which had the angry emoticon for a badge.

Also was probably a Newgrounds fag because the angry emoticon is their second favorite type of fapping material
> the first is furry porn

>>1405727
That's great.

Tired of having to deal with using more that one kinda of grenade in battle, the techmarines of the angriest of chapters created a new angrier grenade. Any model equipped with these grenades counts as having frag grenades when charging, but may also place the blast template touching their base when they charge, any model partially covered gets hit on a 4+ and any model totally covered gets hit automatically. This is a str 4 ap 6 hit.

>>1405737
gay

>>1405648
this is epic thread some one archive this shit quick

>>1405737
are you kidding? The use of the Angry Grenade is to throw it at one's own powerboots to launch themselves at the enemy in an explosive burst, which, by causing pain, makes the angry marines all the angrier.

this is what a Angry Marine with tourette's sounds like

WE'RE GOING TO ASSBALLS! RAPE THIS WHOLE SECTOR WITH OUR PICKLEJAR! BOLTERS! *click**whistles*

this is what a normal Angry Marine sounds like.

FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN COCKSUCKLING XENOOOOO!!

*slam's head inside an eldar's head*

see, controlled and sensiful cussing.

OP, what else do you need?

>>1405844
More like ANGRY SIXTEEN

>>1405869

Bump.

Actually, archiving this thread at least as a reference for the OP may be a good idea.

>>1405868

I think this should be more then enough stuff to cobble something together. I've saved the thread and am going to start work on it~

Hopefully I won't make this codex full of fail.
Thank you all for your contributions, and if you guys have anything else I'd be more then happy to keep adding.

Angry Marines have been known to get REALLY angry at any difference from the norm in any of the Companies, ever.

One night, in a bout of infinite rage, Captain of the 13th Company, Fukkar Paunchfase Powerboot, decided to Angry at his Angry Marines for "YELLING THE FUCK OUT OF" him. In this, he requisitioned for a single squad member of every squad under his control to carry a single, regular bolter.

Though the bolter itsself was ineffective in combat, the difference of the weapon from a regular powerbat or powerfist drove every Angry Marine to become much, much angrier, increasing the destruction they dealt upon the xenos tenfold.

Later, upon closer inspection, The Angriest decided to make this a regular installment in every squad: since then, the Angry Marines have become much more efficient during battle, and angry research si taking place at this moment to see what could be done about giving each Company a single Angry Sororitas to further increase rage.

Actually, if someone wanted to archive this I could work on it from my laptop too.

Well aside from special items and characters, they'd need some general special rules and slightly different equipment options.

For one thing they should have lower Ld than normal Marines, perhaps as low as 6, to represent their comparative lack of discipline, but this wouldn't be as ridiculous a drawback as it sounds because they'd still have ATSKNF. To completely compensate they can also get burly combat abilities. Of course characters could go higher, say up to 8.

For one they clearly need Furious Charge, that's pretty much a given. Some general attacks bonus for charging, say +D3 instead of the usual +1, would also be nice and not totally unfair.

I'd say no Devastators and probably no heavy weapons at all except on vehicles. In return, they could have the option to take two special weapons per squad (Tac, Vet, etc.). It would be a nice touch to allow them to take a power fist or maybe sword instead of a meltagun, plasma gun, or flamer, too. Of course they should be able to take a bolt pistol/ccw instead of a bolter, always.

Certain units could have Feel No Pain and/or Preferred Enemy against everyone, but I think it would be pushing it to give either of those to all Angry Marines. Maybe Preferred Enemy could fly as a special rule for the whole army, but I'm not sure. Rumor is it's getting buffed considerably in 5th Ed., becoming a re-roll to hit rather than a guaranteed 3+.

Anyway those are just my first thoughts on it. The major challenge in making actual rules for them would be to make them feel distinct from Khorne Marines, the Blood Angels, and the Black Templars, but still angry. I avoided any mention of extra movement just because it would feel like the Templars rule even if it was slightly different, for example.

>>1405960

Done.

"ANGRY MARINES!! WHEN ARE YOU ANGRYYYYY?"

"ALL THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!"

>>1405970
I think giving them Devastaters but limiting their weapons would be a better option, and instead restricting what vehicles they can take and what those can be armed with. (Someone suggested only Furioso Dreads and Baal Preds). Even though the Angry Marines would be a mainly CC army, I think some of them would be able to be just as angry melting people with a plasma cannon or turning their foes into mush with a heavy bolter.

I really like the idea about changing the special weapons a squad can get to something like power fists /swords. That could go along with the rule that the only special weapons they can take are plasma based, heavy bolters / assault cannons, or flamers.

That is one of the main problems though, they do closely resemble the blood angles as >>1404483 has already pointed out.

>>1405989
Thanks!

I love the angry marine wikichan

>>1406086
Haha, yeah. Reading that is what inspired me to actually try to write a codex, but I didn't want to go about it without some input from /tg/.

In a battle against a group of heretics the angry marines where fighting alongside a small contingent of Witch Hunters. Eager to assault the fortress, but unable to cross the great distance to the fortress the angry marines mounted upon an exorcist, and with each volley would grab hold of a missile and would be carried deep into the heart of battle. Seeing the effectiveness of this strategy the techmarines of the chapter modified an exorcist missile launcher to more safely carry the deadly cargo in addition to its warhead.

Fired the same as the exorcist launcher, but any model within 3 inches of the tank when it fires its missile may elect to climb aboard a missile. For each missile that hits its target you can place one model in base contact with the unit hit, and it counts as charging. For those that missed, they are scattered as normal for guess weapons with the centre of the scatter being the closest model in the unit to the tank when it fires.

more like ANGRY SIXTEEN right

>>1406132
I thought we already had an angrymarines whirlwind that could launch troops into combat?

>>1406132
also, this may split the unit being fired as needed. Any models that have been fired automatically rejoin and must regroup with their unit upon landing.

They should have Devestators, but they would only be allowed to carry Heavy Bolters, Plasma Cannons, Assault Cannons, and Heavy Flamers.

They would also be able to move and shoot, but they would resolve shooting at BS 2, due to the fact they're moving and to their RAGE at being stuck with the Heavy Weapons.

Also, they can use Inferno rounds for their bolters cause Bolter rounds that cause the enemy to catch fire are pretty goddamn angry.

>>1405863
gay..

Also, you guys know a group has been creating and play testing an Angry marines dex for like...3 months now?

>>1406231
I did not know this D:

>>1406196
And Exterminator Rounds

Angry Marine Terminators can use Chainfists, but only if each tooth on the chain is an individual chainsword.

>>1406244
I don't think anyone is doing pretty marines or lazy marines yet.

>>1406231

If by "gay" you mean "awesome", then yes that is gay.

OP Here, I'm heading off to sleep, have classes in the morning tomorrow.

It's good if they're working on a codex. I'm still going to keep up with this one anyway, mostly because I need something to distract me from the chucklefuck I'm rooming with.

College sucks.

Thanks again for all your input!

>>1406265
Lazy marines would be pretty funny, but I don't think they are as well-established as Angry Marines.

>>1406267
gay..

>>1406269

He was probably lying anyway, so good night.

Angry Bolters- 12' / 4 Str / 2 AP/ Assault 3

Can be used in conjunction with a CCW, granting +1 A in the Assault Phase.

>>1406353
gay..

BUMP FOR ANGER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

what about optional attachments for bolters? Like a power fist Bayonet?

Or a vox caster attached to a chain sword, that is connected directly to the angry marines coal chords, so he can scream and rage as loud as possible in close combat?

>>1406427
*vocal chords sorry

this thread has begun to fall deeper into the abyss of fail. Best we put it down before it fails any harder.

>>1406276
lazy marines can't be playtested anyway.
Not until we have this anyway.

>>1406491
And this.

>>1406499
>>1406491
Those look horrendously overpowered.
Roll for initiative on every unit to see if it actually does stuff then?

I just spent the last 20 minutes going through this thread and I must say it's been pretty amusing. I'm not sure how the rules would go with the 40k crew I play with but I was gonna paint a Angry Marines Chapter anyways. Love the fluff.

>>1408105
Start with a Deathwatch squad and then if it goes well go on to a full army

Angry Marine Master Commander

Angricus McMightyfist

WS: 5
BS: 6
S: 4(8)
T: 5
W: 4
I: 5
A: 4l
Ld: 10
Sv: 2+

Unit
Type: Jump Infantry

Wargear:
Artificer Armour, Furosarius(4+ Invulnerable Save), Iron Mantle(or whatever the fuck prevents instant death), Temper Maxima Powerfist(See special rules), Twin-linked Plasma Pistol, Jump pack, Bionics

Special Rules:
Temper Maxima Powerfist: A great relic forged by the Techpriests of the Angricus Mechanicus. The bearer channels his rage through this ornate power fist, imbueing it with his Love, Hate, and Sorrow. Double strength as per powerfist. Attacks as a Monstrous Creature(Ignores armour saves, 2d6 armour penetration).

Greater Furious Charge: On the charge, Angricus McMightyfist gets +2 A, +2 I, and +2 S.

Fearless.

>>1408204

THAT IS NOT 41 ATTACKS

I MADE A TYPO

>>1408204

Because a powerfist needs that extra little umph for ignoring armor saves.

You got armor saves? I ignore em twice.

If only people who actually played warhammer wrote this shit lol.

This thread is great.

>>1408215
41 ATTACKS IS AWESOME THOUGH. IT SHOULD BE OFFICIAL!

zebump

>>1408687
Only thing getting 41 attacks is Jeanstealer's legendary pants katamari.

>>1406265
Do we have any rules for Pretty Marines yet?

The Max-Mei Defense (modeled as voxcaster):
In any turn, the Pretty Marines player may activate all units equipped with the Max-Mei Defense. These units take no action this turn, as they stop to sing a song of love and peace. For each unit with the Max-Mei Defense that sings, pick an enemy unit within line of sight. These enemy units, whether through rage, confusion, or heartfelt agreement, may take no actions during their next turn as they stand and listen.

>>1408828

And They Shall Not Be Sullied:
Whenever a Pretty Marine unit is charged, both players roll a d6 and add their unit's initiative. If the Pretty Marine's player wins, immediately move the charged unit d6 inches away; the charging unit gets a 3" consolidation. If the charging unit wins the roll, combat is resolved as normal.

I always imagined that the AM were the loyalist World Eaters. Maybe that's why they're so opinionated, because they told Angron to go fuck himself.

>>1408896

NO U

>>1408840
>>1408828
YOU WILL NOT MENTION THE GOD DAMN PRETTY MARINES IN THIS THREAD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? IF I SEE IT HAPPEN AGAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY THROW INTO A 'NID INFECTED PLANET AND WATCH THEM FUCK YOU TO DEATH.

>>1410743
What the hell are the Pretty Marines?

Angry Marine? More like Angry Sixteen

>>1410768
Newfag detected.

I wonder if suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com is following this whole thread...

I made this

Angry Marines are angry but that doesn't mean they are always screaming and cursing and berserking.

>>1410848
That's right. They're a lot more like Angry Sixteen

>>1410848
You are fucking wrong.

>>1408394

Because 2d6 armour penetration is already within a Powerfist's statline.

>>1410974
he is incredibly fucking wrong

All angry marines are angrier than each other.

Op Here.

I was going to work on it today, but I got fed some bad news and instead decided to drink vodka until I could taste color. Hopefully I'll be able to produce something wonderful soon.