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    41 KB Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:11 No.1044995  
    My player is a badass.

    My BBEG was one of the Player's great-great grandsons come back from the future.

    Likewise, all during the quest, the monsters under the BBEG's control wouldn't attack this player under any circumstance.

    Eventually, the BBEG reveals that he's the great-great grandson, and he's trying to change the future into one where he's in power.

    I expected the player to either A)Stop fighting the BBEG and let him take control, or B)Send him back to the future or even kill him and maintain order in the present.

    You know what he fucking does?

    He asks if the BBEG is actually the future grandson, I confirm, and he laughs.

    "I pull out a knife and say "So you're my offspring eh?" and I hold the knife to my throat"

    And I reply "He looks at you and laughs. "What are you going to do? Kill yourself to stop me from being born?""

    You know what he fucking does?

    He says "I lower the knife. "No, I'm not going to kill me. I'm going to kill you."



    I'm so proud of him right now.
    >> Salamanders Fanboi !!Wyx1pV1wpO9 01/20/08(Sun)20:13 No.1045007
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:15 No.1045011
    Devil's Advocate ending director's cut. Fuck yea.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:15 No.1045012
    Haha, nice
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:16 No.1045015
    excellent. ten points to gryffindor.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:16 No.1045018
    This might just be me, but i think that a lifetime of celibate masturbation might be preferrable to bloody self-castration.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:18 No.1045023

    I think he just wanted to make sure. And to prove to everyone that he IS a bad enough dude.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:19 No.1045026
    So the BBEG never went back in time, so he never stabbed the balls, so the BBEG went back in time...

    Time travel games are retarded.
    >> Trithne !ZX90BE9JaU 01/20/08(Sun)20:19 No.1045027
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    And thus why time travel never works. I mean the player could say "I never have sex again", then what? The entire damn plot Never Happened?

    (I was torn between this and Keine)
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:20 No.1045030
    that's for pussies
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:21 No.1045037

    Yeah, I actually wound up ending the campaign right there.

    "Well, fuck. You created a time paradox.

    I think there's a moral in this somewhere."
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)20:41 No.1045092

    I'm not sure, but i think this might be irony.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)22:21 No.1045513
    Chronophile-fag here, theoretically, time would split once more into several dimensions as it always does. There'd be an infinite number of universes where he both sterilized himself, did not sterilize himself, caught only one ball with the knife, rolled a 1 followed by a crit and did indeed kill his grandson.

    No pime taradox, only several universes being fucked with.
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)22:27 No.1045532
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)22:27 No.1045533
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    >time would split once more into several dimensions as it always does
    >> Clarence, Mage 01/20/08(Sun)22:30 No.1045540

    >> Billy, Chaos Dreadnought 01/20/08(Sun)22:31 No.1045544
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    Woah! That dude is BAD!
    >> Anonymous 01/20/08(Sun)23:49 No.1045797
    OP here.

    Whoever archived this, I love you. I've now officially completed my one goal in 4chan, to be the OP of an archive thread.

    Now, to celebrate, I'm going to stab the fuck out of my balls.

    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)02:46 No.1046305
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    Preserved for future generations
    >> Continuum Representative 01/21/08(Mon)03:01 No.1046332
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    While he did contribute to significant frag in the location, the player did so to stop a dangerous Narcissit with delusions of grandeur. In doing so, he has served the Continuum as best he could. The Midwives in particular are impressed by the methodology employed.
    Would he like to come to the dance?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:04 No.1046340
    >> Random Guardsman !4T1uHiOuyE 01/21/08(Mon)03:28 No.1046400
    I think I read somewhere that if you get rid of your testicles but not Mr. Trouser Snake himself, you'd still be able to have/enjoy sex, and was one of the ways ancient 'eunuchs' managed to get themselves some. Is this true, /tg/? 'COs if it is, then OP's player might not have had such a bad deal after all.

    Still a badass though
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:38 No.1046417
    Unfortunately, no. Your testes produce testosterone, which is key to a man's sex drive. Without your balls, you simply don't want to have sex as much. You certainly can still get it up physically, but you might find yourself having trouble mentally.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:38 No.1046418
    As a DM, you could have ruled that later on a near-identical BBEG comes from the future doing the same thing, as he had been pushed out of the spotlight and potential by the first BBEG.

    The next plot could be to figure out who the hell is THAT guy's great-great grandson and castrate him.
    >> Random Guardsman !4T1uHiOuyE 01/21/08(Mon)03:41 No.1046427
    Ah, thanks for clearing that up. Man, what DOESN'T /tg/ know?
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:42 No.1046428
    What it feels like to touch a girl ;_;
    >> Random Guardsman !4T1uHiOuyE 01/21/08(Mon)03:43 No.1046434
    Or a guy ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:52 No.1046444
    That is fuckin' badass.
    I can think of a few loopholes to roll around, but frankly I'd let the player keep that win.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:53 No.1046446
    ...we have no arms.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:55 No.1046452
    It would be even funnier if after the guy cut his balls off the BBEG said "lol just kidding."
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)03:58 No.1046460
    ok, that's the kind of shit my group pulls. my hat is off to that player, and all those who an hero in the name of winning.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:02 No.1046465
    No, that's just you, Abaddon.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:03 No.1046468

    Oh man I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:04 No.1046472
    Epic tale.
    Epic continuation.
    Epic knowledge of a little known game.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:18 No.1046495
    Was this a DnD game? Because I think Regeneration would take care of that.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:19 No.1046498
    Er, I mean the spell "Regenerate."
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:20 No.1046500
    In other words, he basically becomes Jet Li's character from The One, with the bonus addition of being a eunuch?
    >> Random Guardsman !4T1uHiOuyE 01/21/08(Mon)04:24 No.1046511
    Except in his case, he'd be The None, amirite?


    Come on, I think I saw you crack a smile!
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:28 No.1046524
    If he only hit the Vas Deferens, his balls could be intact while no sperm would ever reach the p0n0s.

    But this guy seems like he doesn't have any lacking of testosterone.
    >> Anonymous 01/21/08(Mon)04:35 No.1046542
    Its like The One only better!

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