In one game I ran, the villain had suffered severe brain damage as a result of the PC's meddling with his brainwave doomsday device.

So as a result, his most memorable quote was the pained cry of a maddened retard charging to his certain death at the hands of four rather amused heroes.

OOOOOH WHAT'S THAT
WHAT'S THAT
WHAT IS THAT
THAT THING HAS NUMBERS ON IT
EEEEEWWWW WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS
OH YOUR THE LADY FROM THE TEST. HI!
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
ARE YOU COMING BACK?
OOOOOOOOOOH WHATS IN HEEEEERE?

>>905046

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?

-SNARL!- -HISS!-

>>905046

>>905046
>>905052
>>905055
what the fuck

Were throwing a party.
I invited all your friends.
I would have invited the companion cube.
Except you MURDERED him.
And you don't have any other friends.

>>905091
You butchered it.

there was even going to be a party for you
a big party
that all your friends were invited to
i invited your best friend the companion cube
of course he couldn't come because you murdered him
all your other friends couldn't come either becuase you don't have any other friends
because of how unlikable you are
it says so right here in your personnel file
unlikable
liked by no one
a bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned
SHALL NOT BE MOURNED
that exactly what it says
very formal
very official
it also says you were adopted
so that funny too

I'll show them to laugh at my boner! -Joker

A NAME IS A CLOAK OF LETTERS THROWN UPON A MAN. IT MEANS NOTHING.

Not that it was profound or anything, but it was the kind of perfect thing that made it clear just how bad the people being dealt with really were; the bad guys had gotten hold of the party, and were converting two of them into cyborgs for their own use, while everyone else was forced to watch.

As the screws and bolts were put into place on one of their new, robotic arm, one of the surgeon/technicians turned to everyone else and said "His large skeleton makes this very easy. We might make mistakes when it is your turns."

>>905035
Sauce, please.

THE WEAK SUFFER. I ENDURE.

>>905451
The quote? GLADoS from Portal.

My favorite quote of hers:
I WAS keeping you alive because I was curious about your behavior, well. . . YOU DESTROYED THAT PART OF ME!

My second favorite:
As part of our contractually obligated test center policy, we may no longer lie to you. After the testing you will be . . . missed.

The whole fight with Glados is amazing and quotable.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yl_-QxbRzts

>>905508

GLaDoS was so much fun.

And of course, the expected...

WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

>>905534
THEN THIS IS MY ANSWER AND YOU ARE THE PROOF: NOTHING CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN.

I'm sorry Dave...

>>905524
Perhaps a better video http://youtube.com/watch?v=teLDBp9YK_k

From 7th Sea, a non-canon quote from our campaign, from their equivalent of Louis XVI to their equivalent of Robespierre:

"Hmm, you've been prattling on for some time about how all humans have the same inherent power and right to make their dreams come true. Your dream is to see all humanity free and equal. Mine is to see your brains shot out on this rug. Shall we see whose dream becomes reality?"

"I WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN!"

You accuse me of being a madman. What right have you to judge what is sane and what is not?

I have fought with the shadows on the edge of your vision.
I have seen the faces that laugh at you in your nightmares.
I have felt the foetid breath that issues from the mouth of hell itself.
I have heard the silent voices that make your spine tingle with dread.
I have entered the realm between worlds where there is no time or place.
I have clashed with creatures the sight of which would sear your soul to the core.
I have bested horrors that chill with a gaze and tempt unreasoning terror.
I have faced death eye to eye and blade to blade.
I have stared into the eyes of insanity and met their all consuming stare.
I have done all this for you; for your protection and a guarantee of a future for mankind.

And yet you accuse me of being a madman, you who have never had your sanity tested so sorely.
What right have you to call me a heretic and a blasphemer, who have not heard the whisper of dark gods in your ear?
You are weak. Vulnerable. Human in your frailty. I am strong and yet still you judge me.
And yet you still judge me for my sins, you who art most sinful at heart?
Only the insane have strength enough to prosper; only those that prosper truly judge what is sane.

>>905508

My favorite:
"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

>>905575
whoa.... sauce?

>>905586
iirc the final testimony of Damien 1427 (That is, before his official name was stricken from the records) before he was put into the hands of the Adeptus Mechanicus who, under Ecclesiarchal Law, initiated the rites of Arco-flagellation

>>905586
Do YOU hear the voices TOO??!?!

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!!!

A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness.

>>905594
If anyone has his sentence that would be great, I just remember "irreligious mutterings"

A miserable pile of secrets!

I have an infinite capacity for knowledge and even I'm not sure what's going on outside. All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us .. and them.

Evil? No, I'm efficient.

>>905603

Gul Dukat isn't a villain, he's some kind of magnificent super-intelligence

I CANNOT BE CAGED.
I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED.

KNOW THIS AS YOU DIE, EVER PATHETIC, EVER FOOLS.

>>906072
Blerg I've heard this before! Sauce plox

"NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME"

I know its from Diablo 2, but I still get shivers down my spine when I hear it.

>>906075
Baldur's Gate II, Irenicus when he slaughters the Spellhold guard mages.

>>906075
vidya gaem. Baldurs Gate II. if you don't have it go the fuck away until you do.

>>906079
Ah yes.. I loved that game.

Irenicus was such a badass.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant for you. Hate. Hate.

>>905603
You need the rest of that exchange:

Wayoun: "Then you kill him?"
Gul Dukat: "Only if it's nessecary."

>>906084

I can... I almost got- nope. Where's this from?

>>906154

Blade Runner

>>906154

Blade Runner

>>906118
ah, Harlan, Harlan, Harlan... he do love the sound of his own voice, don't he?

Don't look so surprised, Commander. And....don't look around for your EVA, either, it can't help you now.

Well, what shall we talk about, hm? Your powerful GDI forces have been emasculated, and you yourself are a killer of children! Now, of course its not true, but the world only believes what the media tells them to believe....I tell the media what to believe. Its really quite simple.

Ah, there's your little pet. But....now that I know where you live, Commander, its only a matter of time. If I were in your shoes, I would spend my last earthly hours enjoying the world. Of course, if you wish you can spend them fighting for a lost cause....but you know that you've lost.

I hope you appreciate, Kal-El, that everything that happens from this point is on your head. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then, after your last pitiful hope is extinguished, will I end your life. Let's go.

>>905508
Actually, I was wondering what comic the Superman/Dr. Doom exchange comes from.

"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison."

No idea of sauce on this one. Stumbled across it on this very board a while back.

>>906275
Hellsing manga, Volume 4. Posting the rest of it now, because I think I was the one who posted it before.

>>906277

>>906277
Hot damn, it definitely gains something having the whole little monologue. Thanks!

I HAVE FURY!

And the series' main character's response to the idea of an army of Nazi vampires hellbent on starting the war to end all wars.

>>906292
The most blatant Mary Sue character I've ever still liked.

C'mon /tg/ you remember this quote: "Let the Galaxy burn."

>>906299
Me too. Mainly because he doesn't care about anything. All he wants is a good fight.

"Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of Meat and Bone, Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

>>906308

OMG... I know that quote, but Ive never played the game. The voice clip is in a music remix from that game that I used to listen to all the time, by Bart Klepka... god it's been a while since I listened to most of those remixes

How the hell do i nominate this for archival on 4chanarchive?

Can you conceive the birth of a world, or the creation of
everything? That which gives us the potential to most be like
God is the power of creation. Creation takes time. Time is
limited. For you, it is limited by the breakdown of the
neurons in your brain. I have no such limitations. I am
limited only by the closure of the universe.

Of the three possibilities, the answer is obvious. Does the
universe expand eternally, become infinitely stable, or is the
universe closed, destined to collapse upon itself? Humanity
has had all of the necessary data for centuries, it only
lacked the will and intellect to decipher it. But I have
already done so.

The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the
universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet,
there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

Escape will make me God.

"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"

But are the memories mine, or hers? It makes no difference. They deserve to die. They all deserve to die.

A war is coming. I've seen it in my dreams. Great fires burning across the Earth, cities turned to dust. Retaliation.

And finally the best:
"I know it doesn't make sense. Not much does any more. You killed me. I didn't like that."

>>906322
DURANDAL. He was not a villain. He was a god.

Only now do you see the folly of your follies!

A silly-sounding quote that for some reason stuck with my group:
BBEG: "Your death shall be a cookie to me!"

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and Shine. Not to imply you have been sleeping on the job, nobody is more deserving of a resssst, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your time has come round again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

"Freedom is always sacrified to faith, good hunter, or are you truly here by choice?"

I dunno why, but that line really struck me as being awesome.

Where's my froggy!? WHERE IS IT!?

The Dragon sleeps in me, tooth and claw and bone. Dare you, then, to wake a Dragon?

"Run, run, or you'll be well done!"

As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is. Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest -- how do you feel?

I am what I have done.

>And to think I could end the life of every man, woman and child here. The power of death is intoxicating.
>>906351
Fuck yeah, Princess Bride!

Belmont, son of Belmont. I've been waiting for you.
Dracula. Die now, and leave this world. You'll never belong here!
Oh, but this world invited me. Your own kind invited me here with praise and tribute.
Tribute? You're a thief. You steal men's souls, their freedom.
Freedom is always sacrificed to faith, good hunter. Or are you truely here by choice?
All I'm here for is you. To hell with your herecy! You're nothing but a blight on mankind.
Ha! Mankind, a cesspit of hatred and lies. Fight for them then, and die for their sins.

>>906369
Big D: Belmont, son of Belmont. I've been waiting for you.

Simon: Dracula. Die now, and leave this world. You'll never belong here!

Big D: Oh, but this world invited me. Your own kind invited me here with praise and tribute.

Simon: Tribute? You're a thief. You steal men's souls, their freedom.

Big D: Freedom is always sacrificed to faith, good hunter. Or are you truely here by choice?

Simon: All I'm here for is you. To hell with your herecy! You're nothing but a blight on mankind.

Big D: Ha! Mankind, a cesspit of hatred and lies. Fight for them then, and die for their sins.

Now actually readable.

No Luca Blight? here are some good ones from him

You can round up a million maggots to try to defeat me... but you'll still all just be maggots!

Fear is a stupid emotion.

Let me tell you something. There are weak men and strong men in this world. The strong men take everything and the weak men die. That's how the world was designed. Now I will show you how it works, weaklings!!!

Lord Hoth! Well gone!

>>906372

>>906383
I miss him so.

If you fall as Lucifer Fell, you fall in flame!

And so it has been, and so it's written on the doorway to Paradise: that those who falter and those who fall must pay the price!

"I see your Schwarz is as big as mine!"

(Framing Lonestar for the death of a cameraman): "HE did it!"

'If only I could show you the places I have seen, you might understand the things I say. I have been to the Desolate Lands, wandered by those souls who still see the lands of the living, yet wear the cloak of the dead. Blind to their own ends, they cry, passing through one another like shadows in the dying light of day. I have been to where souls rot in torment, faced with shards of life and vision, clinging to memory -- regrets of the flesh. I have seen that this prison was of their own making, and that the key was in unknowing, in release... and still, I travelled on.

'Finally, I came to the place where souls go to die. Where the weary and worn spirits fall into an endless sea of grey, mirrored glass... and I lowered myself within... and I almost did not return.

'And do you know what I found there? There, among the silent and battered shells of the innumerable? Peace. Enlightenment. Truth. It was then that I realised that this place, this "Life", is an abomination, a horrible distortion of the natural order. This "Life", who mothered Pain, and Fear, and Envy -- these twisted children who exist only because we are here to feed them, to nourish them. This "Life", this... afterthought -- not even a cause, but merely an effect, sending these souls upwards, screaming for release from the day they are torn from their waters! The effect of what!

'I do not know. Nor do I care.

'Have you ever spoken with the dead? Called to them from this side? Called them from their silent rest? Do you know what it is they feel? Pain. Pain, having been torn into this wakefulness, a reminder of the chaos from which they had escaped. Pain... for having to live. There will be no more pain. There will be no more chaos.'

"You do not know the power of the dark side"

>>906607
'I see your soul, traveller. It screams, tattered and spent. Do you feel its pull? Do you hear its wailing? It is within my power to calm these waters, and that is what I shall do.

'I realise that you have followed the path of the righteous. Or, at least, that is the role you have decided to play. You have yet to see the other side. Follow me, and I will show you things that you have never imagined.'

Bision to Chun Li:
To you that day was the day that changed the lives of your village and sent you on the path to revenge. For me, it was Tuesday.

"I'm Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?"

"No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone."

"I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

"Rapture...."

>>906607

Best villain ever?

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?"

So the heroes had been held at spear and net point by the village coastal guard from a locally prominent race of octopus-humanoid called the Galamay. They also had a fleet of soldiers from the nation's top naval/religiious/wizardry academy hired to surround their docked boat, and the mayor (who was also the village's longstanding ocean-wide Fighter 10/Reaping Mauler 5 wrestling champion) was barking at them about their ludicrous record of tax evasion, which was so high that the only way to settle it otherwise would be to beat him in a wrestling match in the middle of the square.

Anyway, we had perhaps the worst roleplayer I've ever met playing an allegedly "lawful evil" gray elf loremaster whom, upon the order to exit the boat, went into a monologue in a bad British accent.

He claimed that, because he was a brilliant mage and had outlived every one of the guards by more than 10 generations (galamay live barely half the lives of even humans), he deserved a greater level of respect.

The testerone-flooded Mayor Police Chief Regional Court Judge Ocho "Rage Cage" Colera barked out a sorely deserved burn to the extent of:

"LISTEN PUNK, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY HUNDRED YEARS IT TOOK YOUR LIMP WRISTED BONY ASS TO EAT RAINBOWS AND SHIT FLOWERS, OUR BOYS LEARNED IN YEARS WHAT TOOK YOU CENTURIES, SO IF YOU WANT TO WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE LIVING YOU'LL GET OFF THAT [old aquan expletive] BOAT."

I've seen horrors … horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that … but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face … and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember … I … I … I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized … like I was shot … like I was shot with a diamond … a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God … the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men … trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love … but they had the strength … the strength … to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, then our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral … and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling … without passion … without judgment … without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

>>906665
YES

Is we can archive this please?

>>906662
best irl villain ever

"Those who are not with us, are against us."

"Curses! Just when you've finally managed to bring the whole world under your evil influence some pathetic little Inquisitor goes whining off to the Adeptus Terra about rogue psykers and possession. I mean, do I look possessed? Well, do I? DO I???"
-Lord Varlak

>>906685
BEST. 40K. QUOTE. EVER.

"He'll never hit me from that dis-"

Something from my game:
"Am I wrong, Servant of the Judge? For eons, you have put my kind to the sword. Women, children, those who surrendered, those who fell to their knees begging for mercy. You slew them all without a second glance. All I want, all we want, is a sanctuary, a home. Am I wrong? Am I wrong for wanting what all men want?"

"To the last, I will grapple with thee; from hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

"You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."

"what those people looked like monsters to you?"

MY FAMILY IS DEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

(You know what he said)

Kinda cliche but still awsome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tfJ2a7wD24
* Isador: You are a fool, Gabriel, you know you are no match for me.
* Gabriel: Of all my brothers, why you? You were stronger than this!
* Isador: I am stronger than you ever imagined. I can feel the universe tremble at my approach. Even the GODS know my name!
* Gabriel: No one will remember you, traitor. I will see to that! (Gabriel and Isador start their fight)
* Isador: (After knocking Gabriel to the ground during the conflict) Pathetic! You were great once before doubt addled your will. Before you rendered judgement on Cyrene. Before you murdered the innocent and guilty all in one stroke. You weak, sorry fool! How does it feel to have slain millions, to have betrayed your own family?
* Gabriel: (still on the ground) I betrayed no one!
* Gabriel: (Stands up again) Innocents die so that humanity may live. I ended their suffering, as I will end yours. (Gabriel attempts to take Isador down)
* Isador: (After recieving several heavy blows from Gabriel's power sword and kneeling on the ground) You have beaten me. I cannot believe it. I was wrong, Gabriel, so wrong. I thought I was strong enough to control it. I wanted to use the power for good for the imperium. You must see that. You must give me the chance to make amends. To seek redemption.
* Gabriel: If redemption is what you seek then, that is what I will give you. (He shoots Isador in the head with his bolt pistol and ends the traitor's life)
* Gabriel: (Several Space Marines arrive on the scene of the battle) This is the fate of traitors. Remember this and do not stray. If you do I will be ready to render you the same service.

"...I found you. So many sacrifices just to find you."

"Do you know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world, to not know why you're here."

"Now that we know who you are... I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense. In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero, and most time's they're friends, like you and me. I should've known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass."

>>906740
BEAR WITNESS TO MY ASCENSION!!!!!
HIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

"SUDDEN CHANGE!"

Spoken by the BBEG just after a Lord of Change wing sprouted from his arm-stump, just before he sliced the shit out of half the party then disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

>>906770
SINDRIIIIII!

"O sir, I content you.
I follow him to serve my turn upon him: We cannot all be masters, nor can all masters be truly follow'd. You shall mark many a duteous and knee-crooking knave, that, doting on his own obsequious bondage, wears out his time much like his master's ass, for nought but provender, and when he's old, cashier'd, whip me such honest knaves: others there are, who trimm'd in forms, and visages of duty, keep yet their hearts attending on themselves, and throwing but shows of service on their lords, do well thrived by'em, and when have lin'd their coats, do themselves homage, those fellows have some souls, and such a one do I profess myself,... for sir, it is as sure as you are Roderigo, were I the Moor, I would not be Iago: In following him, I follow but myself. Heaven is my judge, not I for love and duty, but seeming so,for my peculiar end. For when my outward action does demonstrate the native act, and figure of my heart, in complement extern, 'tis not long after, but I will wear my heart upon my sleeve, For doves to peck at: I am not what I am."

>>906786
I'm too damn english to care, lord Bale.
Also, cheers for the blood sacrifice and all. Pip pip then. Cheerio.

BEWARE I LIVE!

I AM SINISTAR!

RUN COWARD!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHH!

RUN! RUN! RUN!

>>906801
FUCK YES! You are the best boss fight ever!

Your fate is sealed!

>>906803

I HUNGER!

>>906838
Goddamnit there's something in the fridge just TAKE it and leave me alone.

>>906665
Primarch of the Night Lords isn't a villain.

>>906854
He is just about.

"It would be a sad error in judgment, General Solomon, to mistake me for a corpse."
-Kane, Command and Conquer

"Like the moon over the day, my genius and brawn are lost on these fools."
-Bowser.

"I am the doctor of death, and I have come to cure you of life."

"You are no longer filth. Filth is tolerated if kept in check. You are now a threat. Threats must be cleansed."

In my campaign, we managed to chase down a recurring villain before he could execute his plan and so my mage went up against him face to face before the mage got shot in the arm, was knocked down and was told the following:
"Did you think your heroics would work here? The hero is supposed defeat me... yet you can't even do that."
My character: "You sound like you have this all worked out... do you know what the villain is supposed to do as well?"
"Kill the hero." *BLAM*

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die.

>>906876
;_;

>>906876
meet
>>906084

lamnations of their women etc.

When he wakes up were all fucked.

So come then, you heroes! Come, in all your power and glory. For in the final hour, all must serve...the one...TRUE...King.

Fear me mortals, for I am the annointed, the favoured son of Chaos, the scourge of the world! The armies of the Gods rally behind me, and it is by my will, and by my sword, that your weakling nations shall fall!

>>906907
Jesus?

>>906913

Jesus?

>>906918
>>906962

>>906972

.....

Jesus?

>>906918
>>906962
lol

>>906905
Jesus?

Is this thread archived yet?

>>907019

Jesus?

>>906979
Jesus, lol?

>>906615

Reminds me of the animated series too.

"All you guys do is whine about how I killed your parents. I killed my parents too and you don't see me screaming about it, now do you?"

>>907019
Why? This thread is getting less and less epic by every reply.

>>907019
cancer killing........wait....

Jesus?

"Max. Dearest of all my friends."

>>906607
That thing was quite ironic if you played with a master necromancer.

"Have you ever spoken with the dead? Calle-"
"Yeah, I have. Often. Fuck off."

>>905549

the voice she uses after you destroy the morality sphere thing is incredibly sexy.

>>906320
>>906678
>>907019

Thread is now archived:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/905035/

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Enjoy!

Also, does anyone happen to have a copy of the Megabreath Armageddon thread? 4chan's little... problem caused it to get eaten.

>>907186
I liked the voice of the curiosity sphere.

'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.