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    240 KB Let's play the FATAL game. Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:11 No.765406  
    If you happen to have the FATAL pdf for lulz (and let's be frank, that's half of /tg/), open it up, pick a random page (rolling 1d(number of pages)) if you can, and look at that page. If you don't see something blatantly sexist, racist, immature or really fucking stupid (stupider than a typical FATAL page, that is), pick another page.

    You get a point for every page you manage to go through before you stop.

    My high score is 3, I stopped on page 222 (in Chapter 7: Occupations), which somehow feels the need to mention that abandoned female children are popular slaves and also presents a table for possible jobs for female slaves that includes two different words for "whore".
    >> Joahkun 11/02/07(Fri)22:16 No.765417
    rape in FATAL?
    I'm suddenly wanting this.
    why the fuck doesn't anyone like this?!?1
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:18 No.765421
    because it's horrible
    >> Inquisitor Lord Elias 11/02/07(Fri)22:19 No.765426
    Look at the rules, if you don't understand why after a half hour, you need to become an hero.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:19 No.765427

    Roll 1d100 for anal circumference.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:21 No.765433
    Score: 0

    The first page that my RNG sent me to was page 730, midway through the spell list. There was listed a "Spell to Cause a Woman to Hate a Man", and no spell for the inverse effect.
    >> Inquisitor Lord Elias 11/02/07(Fri)22:22 No.765439
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    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:26 No.765461
    First roll: 410 - A page about stabbing someone in the head. Quite possible the middle one of three pages. This is typical FATAL rules.
    Second roll: 464 - Restraining spells. Oddly nothing offensive and actually managing to fit two spell descriptions on one page.
    Third roll: 256 - Divination schools. Wordy but again nothing offensive to anything. Would probably not be retarded if it wasn't in FATAL and probably has some retarded rules about it elsewhere.
    Fourth roll: 358 - More combat. Brawling and defending. There is a picture of a man attacking another man, but the picture has no sense of perspective and a giant fucking logo for FATAL GAMES in the way.
    Fifth Roll: 771 - Miscasting 'accidental spells' section table. Contains the following atrocious spells which thereby end my runthrough of this game.
    Fetching Charm for an Unmanageable woman
    For a Sleeping Woman to Confess the Name of the Man She Loves (that's the fucking spell apparently)
    For an Erection
    For Ascent of the Uterus
    For Swollen Testicles
    Force Fart

    Oh, and the very first spell on that page?


    How apt.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:27 No.765462
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    Score: 0

    I was sent straight to page 4.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:36 No.765484
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    Oh what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:36 No.765486
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    Who the fuck even thought this was a good idea?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:38 No.765489
    They'd probably played Ultima a few too many times.

    Alternatively, why did they make it so a miscast has the potential to ANNIHILATE THE ENTIRE GAME WORLD.
    >> Rival Wombat 11/02/07(Fri)22:38 No.765490
    After playing FATAL for more then a few seconds you will want a spell that ends all life on earth too.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:39 No.765492
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    >experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:44 No.765508
    Why does everyone BAWWW so much about FATAL when its like 4chan: The RPG
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:48 No.765520
    Because it's not 4chan: The RPG.

    Any potential fun that could be even remotely gleaned from fatal is bogged down by a virtual tarpit of rules. If anyone ever got out of character creation it would be a shock. If anyone had an adventure it would be incredible. If someone played it for more than a year and had actual, legit fun then reality as we know it would cease to exist.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:48 No.765524
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    >experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:48 No.765525

    FATAL is worse than 4chan. 4chan at least acknowledges that it's a horrible place full of subhuman monsters. FATAL's creator thinks it's the best, most realistic RPG ever made.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:49 No.765526
    Page 400, Stabbing Torsos reveals that only females will experience pain during alternative sexual practices if stabbed in the rectum of "short muscular tube for storage of excretions."
    >> Rival Wombat 11/02/07(Fri)22:50 No.765528
    It is time again.

    For the REVIEW.


    This will enlighten you to the true horror that is FATAL.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:51 No.765534
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    >experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:52 No.765540
    LOL, you fags have never been to /b/. So its making fun of complicated rulebooks. So the fuck what? Its not like anyone takes /b/ seriously. Shouldn't take /b/: The Game seriously.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:55 No.765548


    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:56 No.765549

    FATAL does not make fun of anything. It's a completely serious effort.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:57 No.765550
    FATAL takes FATAL seriously. Sorry.
    >> Rival Wombat 11/02/07(Fri)22:58 No.765552
    " Sartin: He's not joking, people, and I wasn't, either. Those of you wondering what the most ass-tastic RPG of all time would look like - the one whose suck factor will forever demolish all challengers and tower over the ages with all the majesty of a homeless, mindless, drooling, shit-obsessed, impotent moron standing on a mountain of used Dragon Ball Z condoms - can finally die in peace.

    The arguments are over. Anyone who says anything else is the worst RPG ever will...well, I'll inject kerosene into my bladder, piss on them, and then set them on fire. This game sucks THAT much."
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:58 No.765553
    Page 692: Introduction to poisons. Nothing stands out, so I assume it was copied from wikipedia.

    Page 105: I assume that they used the word Niggardly hoping to be offensive, but I'm giving them a pass on this.

    310: The description of what a condom is goes on to explain other methods of contraceptive. Getting fairly deep into stupidity area here, but I am going to give it to the description of a dildo for specifying that a horny female must lubricate it with OLIVE oil before inserting it into her vagina to masturbate feverishly. Details.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:58 No.765554
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    Score: 0 (AGAIN)

    I flipped to page 652. Everything was looking fine until I reached this passage.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)22:59 No.765555
    You're pretty goddamn thick. There is no parody in FATAL. The rules are meant to be taken 100% seriously somehow, and trying to work around them is just as confusing as trying to work with them.

    You're better off just having an ADHD riddled GM fed a steady diet of shitty memes and using a different system, ANY system, if you want to have 4chan the game.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:00 No.765558
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:02 No.765560
    You're welcome to try to squeeze fun out of it. The system is fucking designed so you can't. I fucking challenge you or anyone to get through character creation and still feel happy and ready to play on. You can't.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:05 No.765561
    anyone care to rapidshare the pdf? this sounds interestingly wank.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:05 No.765565
    Really? I'd think it was just astoundingly racist.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:06 No.765568
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:07 No.765569
    If only there was some way to search what other fa/tg/uys had shared on Rapid Share, some sort of Rapidsearch that one might access through typing the term into a search engine that one might use, such as a Google.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:07 No.765572
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    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:09 No.765577
    With the buffet of amazingly stupid, offensive shit that this game serves up, it feels too simple to get pissed at something like that passage, where they are obviously making no effort and relying on a single word.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:10 No.765578
    The spell no one wants to cast, for obvious fucking reasons.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:11 No.765581
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    So I heard you like trolls
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:12 No.765583
    Page 297: Urination.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:14 No.765587
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    YEAH GUYS! THIS IS JUST LIKE 4CHAN now let me just sit here and work out the range of the spitting and wait wait wait did you spit earlier this hour?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:16 No.765589
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    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:17 No.765591
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    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:18 No.765593
    you do know that 4chan is more than /b/ risus is closer to 4chan the rpg

    Guys I felt an accumulation of gas in my rectum while reading this thread
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:18 No.765594
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    12 - Physical Fitness sub-ability Table. What the fucking shit. Oh well, just a big table of pointless numbers, soo...

    638 - Some magical books you can read to get bonuses or something? I like how when a "libram" appears you roll 1d100 to see what it is, but there are only two results with a 50/50 chance of each: "Libram of Mastery" which lets you master knowledge of one specific skill (lol, Urination), race, disposition, or whatever to such a point that you don't need to roll for it. Okay, so it's basically a magic book that lets you auto-succeed every Knowledge check about a specific subject ever. What's the other one?

    "Libram of Lechery: Whosoever reads this libram will master the subject of fantasy adventure to adult lechery. A permanent bonus of 1d100 is applied to the skills of Seduction and Sexual Adeptness." What the fucking shit? 50/50 odds that the magic Libram (which is different from a Tome, you see) you find is either one that lets you completely master knowledge of one specific thing, or one that makes you sexy? And what the fucking shit is "the subject of fantasy adventure to adult lechery"?

    The page also has a magical scroll that sucks the life out of you when you read it (you must make an Intelligence check to notice, though) and two tablets, one that alters reality (it's in the hands of some unnamed god, of course) and one that sends you back in time, but they're not that bad.

    Pic is something I found after hitting page up a couple times.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:19 No.765597
    also, /b/, even when taken as a parody rather than seriously, is still a festering shithole of cancerous shitaids with all the humor value of a gaiafag and a tripfag telling knock-knock jokes.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:19 No.765598
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    Admittedly the -20 on the Halfling part of the chart cracked me up.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:19 No.765599

    Never before have I gotten a stronger impression that a game has been written with a dick in one hand, not even with BBSW.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:21 No.765605
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    >experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:21 No.765606

    Wait, does that chart say that smaller breasts make women lesbian?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:21 No.765608
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    Underlined for emphasis.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:23 No.765611
    Where the fuck do I find a d10, 000, 000!?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:24 No.765614
    Or sexless, yes.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:25 No.765615
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    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:25 No.765616
    roll 7 d10's like you would a d100.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:25 No.765617

    You take seven d10's of different colors.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:26 No.765622
    but then how do i get quintiplets?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:27 No.765624
    What happens when you roll an 8? Do you have to roll again twice or something?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:27 No.765625
    >> Inquisitor Lord Elias 11/02/07(Fri)23:27 No.765626
    can't. stop. laughing.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:27 No.765629
    You roll to see which animal you like to fuck?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:29 No.765633
    All but your ones place are rolled as 0's, and you roll 1 for the ones place.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:29 No.765634

    You roll 6 zeros and a one, of course (and the one must come from the die designated as the last one). Have you never rolled a d100 using two d10's before? This is the exact same thing, except stupider.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:31 No.765639
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    You can't even choose your character's own disposition.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:31 No.765642
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:32 No.765645
    Since F.A.T.A.L is so hung up on accuracy, do your babies have to roll to see if they get enough air at birth or get brain damage and grow up to be retards, with the odds increasing if it's multiple kids?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:33 No.765649
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    Oh, but it's okay cause you can either take a hit for wanting to play a certain way OR you can take a fucking quiz. The quiz is 240 questions, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:33 No.765650
    The first page I went to gives a recipe for turnip soup, only the turnips are referred to as "rapes"
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:34 No.765656

    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:36 No.765660
    Thrones of Terra....
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:37 No.765661
    It's like the DnD alignement system, except more confusing, more convoluted, and especially more retarded.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:37 No.765663
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    Nope, but apparently you randomly influence their stats and they may end up retarded.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:37 No.765665
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    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:39 No.765669
    I love how this "historically accurate" RPG lists rape as the least serious of about three dozen different crimes when the standard medieval punishment for it was death, castration or death by castration. According to FATAL, a wife keeping a disorderly house is more serious business than rape.

    And of course, while there are rules for allergies and all sorts of other random shit like that, there are NO rules for STDs. Can't have rape having any potential negative effects, no sirree.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:39 No.765670
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    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:40 No.765675
    I like how there are far more male women-raping demons than vice versa. Way to go FATAL.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:41 No.765679
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    Idiots, you've been getting the stat modifier all wrong :|
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:42 No.765682
    >"Incubi outnumber succubi by nine to one."

    Even though these demons were invented to explain the cause of erotic dreams and orgasms while sleeping, and both of these things are much more common in men than in women. Yeah, okay.

    (I know that this is probably one of the LEAST illogical things in the whole FATAL book, I just felt like pointing it out.)
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:43 No.765684
    -5 str haha
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:44 No.765685
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    Page 372. FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:45 No.765687
    -30 STR
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:45 No.765688
    Actually, it's -15
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:45 No.765690
    This makes "Page 5" seem less lame.
    >> Lord Licorice 11/02/07(Fri)23:46 No.765693
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    Technical Score: 1

    The first page was 407, which is the middle of an intense block of crap about giving someone carpal tunnel.

    The second page was 718, which is the character sheet. The page where you write down your character's Manhood Length/Circumference, Anal Circumference, Vaginal Circumference/Depth, Areola Diameter/Hue (what), Nipple Length, Cup Size, Hymen Resistance (what), and some other more boring attributes.

    I don't think that's enough, so I kept rolling.

    Actual Score: 3

    Page 357 is surprisingly brief combat information, referring to hueg liek xbocks tables elsewhere.

    795: Jackpot.
    >> Dave 11/02/07(Fri)23:46 No.765694
    601: Entry for the "Wish" spell (I never knew casting wish created a white, empty box with the words "Artwork Here"), rather badly written and seems to imply that the MM (Maim Master, what the fuck?) should misinterpret any possible wish, even something like "I wish I had a fish." Still, passable.

    292: The Taste skill, and a few others. Well, meticulous and really pointless, but I guess passable.

    714: Rules for wind strength and direction.

    819: The Dwarf... er, pregenerated character table, I think. More evidence that Byron Hall faps to fifth grade mathematics textbooks, but still passable.

    153: "Milk is commonly called invisible ink." "Some writers warn that a character must guard with all his might against whores."

    Three points. Has anyone gotten more than three points yet?
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:47 No.765695
    what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:49 No.765703
    >> Dave 11/02/07(Fri)23:49 No.765704

    oh wow, I can't count.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:50 No.765708

    Hahaha, that MUST be fake
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:52 No.765717
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    severed penis - reusable for 1 week
    please, nobody tell me what this means
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:52 No.765718
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:54 No.765726
    Of course it isn't fake.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:54 No.765727
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    Anakim are apparently half human half fallen angel, if anyone's wondering.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:55 No.765731
    We're even, I'm >>765461
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:58 No.765740
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    >> Lord Licorice 11/02/07(Fri)23:59 No.765742

    oh god, I wish it were fake. I really do. The MS Paint is my Wacom tablet but I kid you not, the text is legitimately from that page of the FATAL PDF.


    Oh. My. God.
    >> Anonymous 11/02/07(Fri)23:59 No.765746
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    >> Inquisitor Lord Elias 11/03/07(Sat)00:00 No.765747
    see the archival recommendation i put up, eh?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:01 No.765749
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    You missed this part.
    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:01 No.765753

    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:02 No.765758
    Wow, so my inability to eat peanuts comes from God allowing me to reroll into being somebody who isn't fucking retarded, instead of whoever wrote this.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:04 No.765765
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    498: Spell descriptions - "Force Feed" and "Force Inferiority Complex". Stupid, but not FUCKING stupid. 1 point.

    250: Skill descriptions - Comedy, Buffoonery and Physical. See above. 2 points.

    535: Spell descriptions - MAss Greater Bidding, Mass Greater Healing, and Mass Lesser Healing. Actually looks sane. 3 points.

    539: More spell descriptions. Nothing stands out so far; I'm on a roll. 4 points.

    426: Intro to the Spells chapter, which simply defines special terms. 5 points!

    502: SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:06 No.765774
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:07 No.765778
    Actually, the description of incubus wangs is pretty much historically accurate. Back in the middle ages there were a lot of religious men who spent a lot of time thinking about what a demon penis would look and feel like. One theory was that they had two for double penetration.

    Seriously. Check Wikipedia.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:09 No.765781

    Actually that may be because snakes have two penises, IIRC, and Garden of Eden and all...
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:10 No.765785
    As much as it pains me, I get the mindset behind this game. The guy was maybe 14 or 15, or the mental equivalent thereof. He set out to create a masterpiece, the best RPG of all time, with "best" defined as "most realistic" and that in turn defined as "insanely complex and vaguely adhering to some statistics I could google up, with no regard to logic or real-world cause and effect". But because he was in a volatile age, and a social outcast, and had never touched a girl that wasn't his mom in his life, all the time his thoughts turned to rape. Rape, rape, rape, rape. No matter what he tried to write about, he'd always get sidetracked by his frustrated fantasies about putting all of the devious womankind in its place.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:10 No.765787
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    Sir Cockhammer.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:11 No.765790
    I can't fucking believe this thread has gone over 100 posts.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:12 No.765794
    The guy was 30-something when he wrote this, I was led to believe. FATAL was his mid-life crisis.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:14 No.765796
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    Nipples become erect
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:14 No.765797
    "Sartin: It's also the cock fruit, attacking turd, and (of course) gay buttfucking ogre RPG, but one thing at a time! [It's like an express train full of things designed to hurt your mind; just when you think that it's finished running you over, another car hits you, grinding yet another valuable part of your soul beneath its wheels.]"
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:15 No.765799
    Roll for childs skin color? WTF? So 2 Asians can have a black kid? o_O
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:16 No.765801
    No. It expressly states that that is their point. One willie on top of the other.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:16 No.765802
    /r/ Exterminatus D:
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:17 No.765807
    Hey, according to >>765685, it's apparently possible to strike a male character in the vagina.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:20 No.765816

    I agree with this theory, but I reckon he was either a savant or had assburgers or both; the pointlessly self-justifying ("Different weapons do different types of damage. For example, a sword, having sharp edges, would deal damage because it slashes people") writing style and the ridiculous number wankery makes me think of a quiet, creepy kid who sits up the front of his maths class and always gets every question right, but doesn't understand being social and has a huge superiority complex, to the point where he takes mocking comments as serious compliments. It justifies the rape obsession, too, as he'd be the kinda guy who will never, ever have consensual sex and is probably too weedy to have non-consensual sex where he isn't on the recieving end.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:21 No.765820
    He refers to penises as "the manhood"
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:22 No.765821
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:22 No.765824

    Not just the vagina, but all the various parts of it, like the uterus and fallopian tubes - all of which are listed as separate targets in the hit location chart.
    >> Dave 11/03/07(Sat)00:22 No.765825
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    Picking another, random page, I get this.

    This is apparently FATAL's element system.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:23 No.765828
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:24 No.765830

    I cast Plane Shift and go to the quasielemental plane of urine.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:24 No.765833
    Who wants to bet Skorica is a pet?
    >> karpad !eTHOuZDF46 11/03/07(Sat)00:25 No.765834
    that chart says big titties need a natural 1 to be bi, and otherwise MUST be straight.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:25 No.765836
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    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:26 No.765837
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    Game 2:

    p446: Spell descriptions for Bestow Sniffles, Bestow Toothache and Bestow Tooth-Rot. Nothing special here.

    p492: Spell descriptions for Fierce Fire and Flight. Nothing here, although I'm sure Fierce Fire and Force Fart can be used in conjunction.

    p332: Weapon descriptions for Axe, Battle, Footman's; Axe, Battle, Horseman's; Axe, Hand; Bolas; Boomerang; Bottles; and Bow. Showing true FATAL style, it describes a Bow in detail as if nobody has ever seen one before, and under Bottles it talks aobut molotovs and something about the author's personal experience with them.

    Can we do it? Can we get 4 points?!


    p561: YES, SCORE OF AT LEAST FOUR NOW! Spell desc. for Pleasure Berries (so close, but they only taste good and restore LP [lust points?]), Possession, and Prayer of Deliverance (with a ridiculously goofy and overdrawn, unpronounceable chant).

    p210: This is close. Job descriptions for Messenger and Militiaman; they note Females in these roles are "rare", but I can kinda buy that. Also, LP are Life Points.

    p476: Detect Phlegmatic and Sanguine Temperaments, Detect Scent, and Detect Superiority. The latter spell can be used at "MM discretion" to include parameters such as height. It doesn't say what happens if you mention gender.

    p475: Detect Object. Yawn.

    p345: Armor listings. It actually lists Birthday Suit. hahaha.

    p520: I'm on a roll here, literally. Invincibility to Poison, Water (what), Invisibility, Ionic Attack.

    p278: Papermaking, Parry, Perfumemaking (no mention of gender roles here). lol artwork here

    p161: Chapter page about Occupations.

    p166: Acrobat and Animal Handler.


    Final Score: 12

    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:26 No.765839
    My battleaxe takes her virginity. she then heals in a couple weeks, cause the vagina is made to take shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:30 No.765845

    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:31 No.765848

    I really lucked out on the rolls that gave me boring tables and job listings.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:35 No.765853
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    Greatest shield EVER.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:35 No.765855
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:37 No.765859
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    >> Inquisitor Lord Elias 11/03/07(Sat)00:37 No.765860
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:38 No.765861
    There is no guarantee that the new breasts will be perky.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:38 No.765862
    This dude must have like assburgers and like... I don't even fucking know.

    This shit is so depraved... I lol so hard, but it hurts my brain. I think I'm losing IQ points.
    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:38 No.765863

    My jaw just... slowly, steadily lowered over the course of that description. It's like watching a train plummet over a cliff; it starts off bad, but each additional train car adds to the horror as it explodes on the canyon floor. Train cars full of nuns and babies, no less.
    >> Rival Wombat 11/03/07(Sat)00:38 No.765867
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    No more of that Amy Lee bitch sneaking up on me!
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:39 No.765871
    Wait, the bigger the breasts become, the less attractive they are? Or am I reading it backwards?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:41 No.765876
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    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:41 No.765877

    The stat rolls in this game are (4d100/2)-1, for dozens of sub-abilities to each of the main ability scores. Even then, the guy explains the formula before actually just printing the dman thing on page 11.

    I think you're onto something with your assburgers theory.
    >> Rival Wombat 11/03/07(Sat)00:42 No.765878
    No, your right. It doesn't make any sense. Welcome to FATAL!

    Or it is because the breast aren't perky. You go too far and you have them slapping the floor.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:42 No.765879
    The author finds small cups to be the most arousing!
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:42 No.765881
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:42 No.765882
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    Blue-veined throbber
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:42 No.765883
    Pretty sure that the D cups only go up to DDD. Then it rolls over to E cup.
    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:43 No.765884

    You're reading it right.


    >> Dave 11/03/07(Sat)00:44 No.765889
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:44 No.765890
    Just wondering. In all seriousness has anybody here ever had a FATAL Bible Black session going on with their d&d group?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:45 No.765891
    writers a /b/tard or more probably a fa/tg/uy
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:45 No.765892
    If so, then why are women with smaller breasts more likely to be lesbians, and women with big breasts can only be straight?
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:45 No.765894

    I'd venture a guess that nobody, including its writer, has ever actually played FATAL.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:45 No.765895
    Because lesbians are also more arousing?
    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:45 No.765896
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    >> Rival Wombat 11/03/07(Sat)00:46 No.765898
    Holy shit. That guy is possibly the most humorous thing I have ever seen on the internet.

    And he has the power to CRUSH YOUR PATUTARY GLAND!
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:46 No.765900
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    >> Dave 11/03/07(Sat)00:46 No.765902
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    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:47 No.765907
    You know that one scene from he original Willy Wonka movie where they get on a boat and go through this dark tunnel filled with scenes of horror that seem utterly out of place in a candy factory?

    This thread is like that scene in text form.
    >> Lord Licorice 11/03/07(Sat)00:47 No.765908

    Someone needs to shoop Cho onto these pictures. My brain is crying so I'm afraid I can't right now.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:49 No.765914
    No one plays FATAL. Those who try don't even get past character creation.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:52 No.765925
    I'm a /d/ gamer. I *want* to play a game filled with rape and degradation and shit. But with all its filth, FATAL is so retarded I can't even imagine the creator. It's seriously like a twelve year old spent his summer at a library without supervision.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:52 No.765926
    Oh dear sweet Emperor, why? Why does this monstrosity exist!? I just spent the last 10 minutes trying to comprehend... but...


    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:55 No.765942
    I can't post it due to image limit, but there's a weapon property called "Of Ravishing" whereby your character wants to force the weapon into the orifices of the opposite sex.
    You are compelled to ask said member of the opposite sex three questions, they are:
    1. What is my favourite colour?
    2. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, what is it?
    3. If my weapon liked you, would you like it back?

    Answering these questions wrong will make your character more randy, and if you don't rape the victim with the weapon until the sword jizzes up inside then you will inevitably force the weapon into yourself till it ejaculates.

    Any woman impregnated by a jizzing weapon will give birth to a random weapon 1d6 days later and die while giving birth to it. The new weapon will also have the ravishing trait.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:57 No.765947

    Post it in the other thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)00:58 No.765953
    I pretty much just summed it up anyway.
    >> Inquisitor Lord Elias 11/03/07(Sat)00:59 No.765958
    sounds like any and all birth kills the mother...
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)01:09 No.765988

    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)01:15 No.766001
    What the holy christ?
    >> 40kfag 11/03/07(Sat)01:18 No.766010
    link to fatal rapid shit please
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)01:40 No.766068
    The difference between /b/ and FATAL is that FATAL is funny.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)01:41 No.766075

    Bookmark it.
    >> doy 11/03/07(Sat)01:48 No.766087
    >Never before have I gotten a stronger impression that a game has been written with a dick in one hand, not even with BBSW.

    BBSW's creation was entirely free of dick-handling, I assure you.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)01:48 No.766090
    Protip: Rapidsearch doesn't work anymore. rs.4chan.org.
    >> the motion 11/03/07(Sat)13:45 No.767045
    According to Intelligence: Math, Geometry is the highest level of math known to man!
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)14:00 No.767075
    "Although it is technically not a review, but mostly an attack against me, Byron Hall, I will demonstrate the fallacies of the authors, Darren MacLennan and Jason Sartin. Obviously, they hate F.A.T.A.L. and anyone involved with the game. Their hatred can be only the result of fear. They are fearful because they know it will be published. They are fearful because the material in the game is supported, and is dissimilar to anything that attracts them. People fear what is different to them, mostly out of cognitive laziness; it takes effort to explore what is different. Nonetheless, I appreciate the attention to the game, and inefficient effort.

    As a preface, understand that their fear caused them to react emotionally. Their attempted review is only an emotional outburst and lacks substance. I do not need to rely on emotional appeals (no matter how funny and persuasive they can be), and will show the stupidity of their arguments, point by point, with reason. Although rhetoric is effective, it is the lowest form of debate. So that it is clear who is who, Darren’s text is yellow, Jason’s is pink, and mine is FATAL red."

    from http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/FATALReviewRebuttal

    sounds pretty serious to me.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)18:58 No.767725
    That's because he's the author and he got a massive case of butthurt.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)19:34 No.767835
    Fucking 11 pages before I found something retarded. My eyes, you cunts.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)19:37 No.767845
    >Bawww I've never been to /b/
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)19:54 No.767890
    Someone should post fatal on /b/ just so see how they react to it.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)19:56 No.767895
    That's not necessarily a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 11/03/07(Sat)19:57 No.767896

    More like "My eyes- I've read through 11 pages of the worst RPG ever."

    Turn down your fucking sensitivity. And yes, I've seen a lot of /b/.

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