Thread Title Description Tags Added Score April 2008 1586226 Bureacracy in 40K Your thread is very important to us, please hold. 40K , paperwork , red tape 2008-04-23 11 February 2009 3579120 BAROKK O'BOMBA 'ES DA NEW WARBOSS YA GROT! DEFFSKULLZ RULE! Ork , Orks , Obama , WAAAGH! 2009-02-01 6 May 2009 4483250 Masterwork +3 /tg/ takes everyday objects and makes them awesome. masterwork , ignore copypasta , duct tape 2009-05-07 1 October 2009 6132940 Zagmund Hippocratork Smartboy the ⑨th /tg/ comes up with a brand new character for Rogue Trader, and boy is he dapper... Ork , Dapper , Rogue Trader , 40k 2009-10-05 5 6435211 Ork Quest 2 Nuk da Kunnin' takes control of da mob, and gears up for da WAAAAAGHH!!! Ork Quest , Orkz , Ork , Quest thread 2009-10-26 5 November 2009 6569983 Awesome RP moments goes col. work A thread originally about awesome moments or things in a PnP RPG session turns into a thread that (possibly) sparks a collaborative effort into being that will translate one of the most popular Swedish PnP RPG's into english. Thread mostly saved for future reference, but contains many quality posts in its own right. awesome moments , awesome , guitars that shoot lightning , giant church robots , Mutant , collaborative work, 2009-11-05 2 March 2010 8839618 Ork Quest Part 2 In which Toofsum Bakkhakker kills some more 'umies, recruits a mek and challenges a nob to a bar fight. ork , quest 2010-03-29 8 8854037 Ork Quest part 3 Got up this morning. Wrestled a squig. Got a mekanical buttocks. WAUUUGHED a humie base to tiny little pieces. ork , quest , collective game 2010-03-29 8 8859405 Ork Quest: Part 4 - The Breach Boss Bakkhakker breaks into the 'umie base and gets dead stompy on a psyker, commissar and priest. Meanwhile, his boyz and squigs run riot and practically burn the place to the ground. Finally, Ramirez (err, Toofsum) clears out the last building with a taktikal mob of boyz. ork , quest, 2010-03-30 8 8879071 Ork Quest: Part 5 - Base Buildan' Toofsum Bakkhakker continues to build his Waaagh! by looting the captured base, recruiting more boyz, picking a banner and suiting up in some dead killy armour! Plenty of krumpings to go about. ork , quest , Orkquest , Collective Game , 40k 2010-03-31 8 April 2010 8913524 Ork Quest part 6 - ERE WE GO In which our erstwhile yoof races tanks, burns plants and HOLY SHIT A NID-SQUIGGOTH ork , quest , collective game 2010-04-01 7 8941257 Ork Quest: Part 7 - Squignidz Taste Good Some base buildan' and a trip to camp. Holy shit dakka upgrade. ork , quest , ork quest , collective game 2010-04-03 9 8956358 Sweet Ork and Hella Emp THE ORK RUSE WAS A.......
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the /TEEG/ mspa , 40k , ork , epic 2010-04-03 1 9163999 Ork Quest: Part 8 - Taktikal Sneaky Action Anon finds themselves in the shoes of Deffdakka, one Bakkhakker's underlings. Grotlikka has given him the mission of taking a band of kommandos to scout out for the real human base, but as with most of Ork Quest, things don't go as planned... ork , orkz , quest , ork quest , collective game 2010-04-14 6 9211020 Ork Quest: Part 9 - Quit Muckin' About Don't trust gangers or ooze. That's all. ork , quest , ork quest , orkz , collective game , deffdakka , bakkhakker 2010-04-16 6 9285336 Gork and Mork created the universe What starts as a realization that the Orks have already won rapidly leads to a better understanding of the 40k universe Gork,Mork,Emperor,Tzeentch 2010-04-19 28 9341844 Ork Heresy Yous lousy grotz ready to serve in the 'oly Orkos of the Orkquisition?! Ork , Dark Heresy , Ork Heresy 2010-04-22 10 August 2010 11835868 Reality check This thread needs to be seen. Ork and paranoia in the flesh ork , paranoia , tea shop girl , why? 2010-08-27 20 November 2010 12640960 Kaptin Katiklyzum In a normal thread about Rogue Trader, a possibility of xeno Rogue Traders is mentioned. /tg/ almost instantly produces Kaptin Katiklyzum, Mad Mek of the Calixis Sector an Ork who looted a vessel and the Writ and wants to one-up the emperor with wacky shenanigans that almost always fail Rogue Trader , Ork , Awesome 2010-11-02 3 12665208 Kaptin Katiklyzm The tale of an ork freeboota who intends to kill the emperor, oh and also loot some dark age iron men. ork , writefaggotry 2010-11-04 3 March 2011 14233706 Kommando Quest Part 1 thread 1 In which DaQuestOrk slowly starts Kommando Quest and people be Orky. First thread of Part 1 Quest , Ork , Ork Quest , Kommando Quest , DaQuestOrk , Kommando 2011-03-14 6 14236472 Kommando Quest Part 1 thread 2 Our kommando manages to kill more 'umies... but DaQuestOrk got ta go. Oh well. Quest , Ork , DaQuest Ork , Ork Quest , Kommando Quest , Kommando 2011-03-14 5 14270596 Kommando Quest Part 2 In which we finish off da 'umies and create Da Kleena Quest , Ork , Ork Quest , Kommando Quest , DaQuestOrk , Kommando 2011-03-17 6 July 2011 15693844 Advice doks mad shack A mad dok is givin´ da best advice dere is! Ork , advice , dok 2011-07-25 4 15707265 Kommando Quest Reloaded Part 1 In which Kommando Quest comes back with a hungover Skruffy who has lost da keys to Da Kleena. Zog! Collective Game , Quest , Ork , Ork Quest , Kommando Quest , DaQuestOrk , Kommando 2011-07-26 6 15767555 Ork Heresy Development An Orky supplement for Dark Heresy. ork , dark heresy , ork heresy , warhammer rpg 2011-07-31 0 September 2011 16396062 Ork Dakka Discussion & Philosophy OP wonders what would happen if enuff dakka would be reached if an ork was revealed to Slaanesh.
Discussion then turns to what is enuff dakka can can it be reached. Von Neumann Bullets and universe guns are conceived in an attempt to reach enuff dakka.
Then a wise orky anon shares the wisdom of Sorkatez, Shillork and other ork philosophers. ork , 40k , dakka , more dakka , never enuff dakka , Von Neumann bullets, 2011-09-23 5 March 2012 18443550 Planetary Governor Quest: Part four In which we finally deal with the Genestealer problem, rebuild infrastructure, settle the Iron Dragons into their new home, and get a visit from your friendly neighborhood Departmento Munitorum Tax Collector. Planetary Governor Quest , Genestealers , Space Marines , Ultramarines , Salamanders , Tyranids , Orks , ork , RT , Rogue Trader , collective game , Rhino , Squats , furry , mutant , Ogryns , Imperium , Warhammer , 40K 2012-03-25 20 18519535 Deffwotch: Episode 26 - Hero A final, cataclysmic showdown between Necoho and Da Kill Team. The penultimate episode of Deffwotch. storytime , orks , ork , deffwotch , dark heresy , hero 2012-03-31 4 July 2012 19904025 DIS A TRAG'DY! >Dere ar' curantly sixty millon billon Orks in da universe (not countin' da gitz lost in da Warp, haha.)
>At any giv'n time dere be less den on trillion Orks fightin' a WAAAAGH!
>DATS MEANS NINE-T NINE PERCHENT OF DA ORKS AIN'T FIGHTING!
>DAT TOP ONE PERCENT TAKEN ALL THE WAAAAAGH FOR DEMSELVES AND DAT AIN'T ROIGHT! occupy , waaaghstreet , waaagh , ork , /pol/ , crossover 2012-07-16 137 September 2012 20855711 READ THIS This is a thread dedicated to a re-work of GW rules and shit crunch that happened. Seriously, read it. Homebrews , re-work , WH40K , /tg/getsshitdone 2012-09-26 10 February 2013 23268451 Illuminati: The Cartoon Conspiracy Network They're in your television sets, subtly influencing you through the radio waves. /tg/ puts on their collective tinfoil hat and comes up Cartoon Network , Conspiracy , Fun , Awesome , Writing , /tg/ 2013-02-20 21 April 2013 24480446 Orky Infurmashun Centa The Infurmashun Centa answers some questions from various confused Orks. Ork,Telephone,Philosophy,WAAAGH!,40k 2013-04-27 10 May 2013 24847877 Da Krumpfistz into da fight Ork Tribe Creation based on Deathwatch Marine Chapter creation Ork , Orks , creation , Chapter 2013-05-16 10 August 2013 26744169 TA GIT DA PREDATOR Chriz Orksen and his team of grots lure in the sexual predators of the 40k universe, for the good of everyone (and their viewership ratings), waiting for that one predator that'll get their show renewed for sure! Chriz Orksen , Orks , Ork , Predator , erotica , Macha , SoB , Sister , Battle , Catch , Predator , WAAAGH! , 'flamer' 2013-08-21 37 26928971 Government Bureaucrat Quest We are Nicholas Voronov, Paperwork Wizard. Collective Game , Bureaucracy , Paperwork , Red Tape 2013-08-31 6 September 2013 27484548 Coral, Merfolk, and You! Anon posts about coral, poses question about it's place in Merfolk society, and a wave of logical and inspiring discussion comes forth. Coral , merfolk , surfacefolk , tools , arsenal , craft , architecture , toxins , mining , metalwork , cuneiform , culture 2013-09-29 3 November 2013 28239257 Ork Quest 1 We'z play Moe Gubbinz, a simple Ork Mek looking to become da new Warboss. Ork Quest , Collective Game , Orks , Ork , Moe Gubbinz 2013-11-12 5 January 2014 29449266 souls in asses we discuss whether souls live in asses and what that means for the orks ork , bum , butt , ass , soul , slaanesh , eldar , 40k , warhammer , epic , lol , funny , fluff 2014-01-12 22 February 2014 30197004 Da Dakka Xpress OP posted a bad quest, shortly ragequitting.
Until the thread was hijacked by an Ork Klan creation table.
It created the Ork delivery company "Dakka Xpress" 40k , Ork , Dakka Xpress , thread hijack , WAAAGH , lulz , /tg/ 2014-02-13 7 30534559 Da Dakka Xpress Numbah Two In we which we discuss package delivery and get tactical genius'd 40k , Ork , Dakka Xpress , WAAAGH , Creed 2014-02-28 2 May 2014 32329424 Homeless Mutant Quest #73 Jonathan Green-Creek, Episode 1: The Dashing Daughter Homeless Mutant Quest , Collective Game , Quest , Homeless , Mutant , marvel , hobo , stealth , detective work , detective , mystery 2014-05-24 27 April 2015 39064892 Knight Captain Quest Our Knight Captain attempts to follow her usual routine only for a highly suspicious apprentice to appear. Sure to be the start of a long line of dry threads. Collective Game , Knight Captain Quest , Paperwork , Damp 2015-04-01 6 June 2015 40366041 Techie's Intergalatic Paperwork 1 We're Techie, and we've been sent to a really far planet for some reason. Then the Mailman appears, and tells us we need to get back to the center of the Imperium to sign some papers. Well heck, how are we gonna get there from here? Techie's Intergalatic Paperwork , Quest , Collective game 2015-06-03 7 November 2015 43902969 ORK QUEST A funny, fairly free-form artquest about an ork. quest , ork , humor , /tg/ humor , funny 2015-11-30 35 July 2016 357937 Black Company Quest #11 The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. LT Prince accidentally leaves his flirt on while doing paperwork. Black Company Quest , Collective Game , Dark Fantasy , Paperwork , Band , PROMOTIONS! 2016-07-11 25 August 2016 429326 Black Company Quest #13 The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. During knifework we meet exciting new Adventurers, then kill them. Black Company Quest , Collective Game , Dark Fantasy , Knifework , Adventurers , Rangers lead the way 2016-08-01 25 December 2016 50879966 Nars'kyse Mobile Defense Force tg creates a new tau sept in which tau the tau and demiurg fight for control of an asteroid belt 40k , Tau , Ork , Necron , Orkz , brainstorming 2016-12-28 1 January 2017 1073443 Gem Quest #6 We deal with the monstrous sea urchin chasing us and settle in for dinner. Links to threads 1-5 are in the pastebin. Gem Quest , Kon-Tiki , Crystal Gems , Steven Universe , Cartoon Network , Collective Game 2017-01-22 10 April 2017 1305652 Battle Network Quest thread 1 Where we meet MetMan, learn to fear him and learn to fear for him. Battle Network , RepairManMan , Collective Game 2017-04-03 5 1333768 Battle Network Quest thread 2 Where we get MetMan checked out, save a helpless navi and fail at fencing. Battle Network , RepairManMan , Collective Game 2017-04-11 3 1361014 Battle Network Quest thread 3 Where we save an old man from a mansion. Battle Network , RepairManMan , Collective Game 2017-04-21 1 June 2017 53640143 Blue Toof and the Strayt Shootas First thread for Strayt Shootaz, Ork Snipers with a taste for Tau technology, and exclusive contracts with rogue traders. ork , 40k , tau , writefaggotry , drawfaggotry,chaos 2017-06-09 5 53716563 Blu Toof and the Strayt Shootas: Part 2 In which the Strayt Shootas are expanded upon. Great draw, and writefaggotry is posted, and a space hulk is rolled up. 40k , Ork , tau , Strayt Shootas , Chimera Legion , inquisition , writefaggotry , drawfaggotry 2017-06-13 5 October 2018 2924952 NEET Quest #4 We saved mommy from a drive-by, told her to get lose, get a shotgun, made two friends, worked out and learned a bit of surviving in the wild Collective Game , Neet Quest , Neet , NeetQM , Adventure , Quest , Sandbox , California , Work, 2018-10-05 6 February 2019 64681258 Gorkenn Morkann One Warboss stands against the might of a Hive Fleet, alone except for 15 Boyz, a Dark Eldar Kabal and a legion of grotz. ork, 2019-02-17 7 June 2020 4272162 Goblin Quest #2 Goblins suffer, met new friends, Orks. Urm is killed, the nest moves to Grelob cave. Gobson is taken, he escapes and finds nest and met Jade Collective Game ,Goblins , Gobson , Gob , Goblin QM , Cold Bolt , Jade , Kobolds , Drawquest , Ork , Pale Orcs 2020-06-03 8 4284699 Goblin Quest #3 Gobson fought Griggers, Hunting, Drown, Escaped Underdark, gave his seed, saw things, got closer to Jade, centaur, Fun Dorfs, Evolve Goblin Collective Game , Dorf , Grigger , Goblins , Gobson , Gob , Goblin QM , Cold Bolt , Jade , Kobolds , Drawquest , Centaur , Ork , Pale Orcs 2020-06-13 6 May 2021 4762133 Hobo's Epic Can an alcohol-addled homeless tramp turn his life around with a little bit of luck and the help of an old friend? Fae Smelter , New York , Adventure , Quest , Gritty , Urban , Hobo 2021-05-19 1 December 2021 5020800 Warhammer 40k - Alien Occupation 1 A quest exploring life as a human living under alien rule in the Warhammer 40k universe. Warhammer 40k , 40k , Ork , Tau , Dolomite 2021-12-05 5 February 2022 5125865 Reptilian Infiltrator Quest Vol. 11 A shapeshifting lizard lady's tidying up of loose ends is waylaid by romantic drama and the threat of her conspiracy's discovery ReptoidQM , Reptilian Infiltrator Quest , romance , demons , spycraft , sexwork , murder , drama , fantasy , crime 2022-02-19 5