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April 2010
9427665Mage Quest One - The Magening/tg/ is a Mage. Part one.Mage Quest, Collective Game, Quest2010-04-26 4 
February 2012
18020205Card Mage QuestA quest about a mage who uses combinations of cards to do his bidding. And surprisingly not quite MtG/Yu-gi-oh/Card Captor Sakura!Collective Game, Card Mage Quest, quest thread, Alex Dubois, Jessica Farthing, vintage doorknobs2012-02-20 16 
January 2013
22743481Mage Quest pt .5The First Half of the First Thread in what will hopefully be a long running series.Mage Quest, Imp, Richard, Story Book, Collective Game2013-01-23 4 
June 2013
25515832Mage QuestA MAGE IS YOU. A small quest thread with no relation to the other Mage Quest. Mage, Mage Quest, Magic, Quest, Quest Thread, Collective Game, Rats2013-06-19 0 
February 2014
30279563Bone Mage Quest 1We start things off by killing a giant stone beetle. Exposition occurs.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-02-17 20 
30304822Bone Mage Quest 2Arriving at the port city, we learn our master is acquainted with the rules of nature.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-02-18 13 
30329964Bone Mage Quest 3Volkov starts to get to the bottom of the revolution, thread gets cut short by exhaustion.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-02-19 11 
30400566Bone Mage Quest 4Volkov makes a deal with a skeleton, fights a boss.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-02-22 11 
March 2014
30556412Bone Mage Quest 5Volkov goes a few more rounds against the vice-captain, has master finish him off.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-03-01 11 
30661717Bone Mage Quest 6The Rebellion is ended, Volkov and master go home.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-03-06 11 
30799023Bone Mage Quest 7Volkov gets home; Gets paid and makes a bitching gunBone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-03-13 10 
30963634Bone Mage Quest 8Volkov picks up a contract, gets on a boat and things happen.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-03-21 8 
31026049Bone Mage Quest 9Cultists attack the boat, Volkov nearly gets bisected.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-03-24 8 
31138438Bone Mage Quest 10We make it through the return trip and get payed. Also training and character developmentBone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-03-30 7 
April 2014
31287379Bone Mage Quest 11Voklov has some time to reflect on his past, picks up a new contractBone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-04-06 7 
31417312Bone Mage Quest 12Volkov finishes up his maintenance job and then gets some bad newsBone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-04-12 7 
31459312Bone Mage Quest 13Shopping and equipment upgradesBone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-04-14 6 
31480159Bone Mage Quest 14A new contract is taken. Volkov works with other mages for once.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-04-15 6 
May 2014
31832413Bone Mage Quest 15An attack on the mansion Volkov was hired to protect.Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-05-01 5 
32307536Bone Mage Quest 16Boss Fight!Bone Mage Quest, bone, mage, Saucy, collective game2014-05-24 8 
November 2014
36269400Mage: the Awakening Quest 1In which we run, dodge, roll away from, and get cornered by a vampire. We Awaken, then Cast Fist!MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-11-20 12 
36289715Mage: the Awakening Quest 2We go to a police station, a blackout occurs, and we electrocute a muscle man's family jewels.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-11-21 10 
36311153Mage: the Awakening Quest 3Mr. Muscle gets up, we go home, meet Mrs. Santos, and meet a Doctor.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-11-22 9 
36375069Mage: the Awakening Quest 4We start gathering up allies and gearing up to rescue Elizabeth.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-11-25 8 
36414892Mage: the Awakening Quest 5We recruit Garen, test our limits, encounter a Paradox, and begin the rescue mission.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-11-27 8 
36449229Mage: the Awakening Quest 6The rest of the rescue mission plays out, we deal with the consequences, and meet a new person.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-11-29 11 
December 2014
36509379Mage: the Awakening Quest 7A brief time skip later, we run into Jemma, find out her dark secret, and blast some spirits.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-02 10 
36531585Mage: the Awakening Quest: Q&A EditionNo actual quest progression, just lots of meta discussion and a Q&A with the QM.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-03 8 
36548920Mage: the Awakening Quest 8In which we try to not die to werewolves, corrupted spirit ooze, and a black hole. We also pick a Shadow Name.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-04 9 
36570783Mage: the Awakening Quest 9We study up on Spirit magic, fight off the Familiar, face Temptation, and figure out the spirit's end goal.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-05 9 
36623819Mage: the Awakening Quest 10We are rudely interrupted at the Library and track down where Garen is located.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-08 8 
36664594Mage: the Awakening Quest 11We identify a flaw in our reasoning, find out where Sarah is hiding, and the apocalypse begins.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-10 8 
36702656Mage: the Awakening Quest 12In which we go toe-to-toe with an Acamoth, and try to stop the apocalypse.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-12 12 
36803719Mage: the Awakening Quest: Q&A #2 EditionSecond Q&A with the QM, not as much is discussed in this one, though some meta knowledge is revealed.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-17 8 
36838040Mage: the Awakening Quest 13We deal with the fallout from the Acamoth's attempt to end the world, and get tickets to Arizona.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-19 11 
36957923Mage: the Awakening Quest: Christmas EditionMichael and Elizabeth engage in holiday shenanigans 30,000 feet in the air.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2014-12-25 6 
January 2015
37089941Mage: the Awakening Quest 14We get chewed out by Joseph, do some snooping, and stumble upon a new threat.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-01-01 4 
37203480Mage: the Awakening Quest 15We go hunting for the mole leaking information to the vampires.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-01-07 3 
37424248Mage: the Awakening Quest 16You finish the interrogation, go save Henry, and figure out how the vampires got their information.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-01-17 3 
37531520Mage: the Awakening Quest 17We deal with the vampires attack, a deception is revealed, and Liz is on the run.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-01-22 4 
37678706Mage: the Awakening Quest 18Elizabeth travels somewhere, we learn a bit more about the Paths, and begin to plan our attack on Tsukuyomi.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-01-29 4 
February 2015
37801114Mage: the Awakening Quest 19Michael takes on a side job and duels one of the strongest humans to ever live. Shorter quest, and the first actual "side quest."MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-02-03 4 
37881362Mage: the Awakening Quest 20Diana gets Mage-napped, we fight some gargoyles, and engage in a car chase.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-02-07 4 
37975362Mage: the Awakening Quest 21You rescue Diana, though some complications arise.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-02-11 2 
38111739Mage: the Awakening Quest 22We deal with the Hunters assault on the warehouse, though not like you expected. You also track down Tsukuyomi's base.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-02-17 2 
38175671Mage: the Awakening Quest 23You begin the assault on Tsukuyomi's base of operations, though some complications arise.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game2015-02-20 2 
38270774Mage: the Awakening Quest 24The assault against Tsukuyomi's base of operations concludes.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game, nWoD, Mage: the Awakening, Mage2015-02-24 2 
38335124Mage: the Awakening Quest 25: The Final QuestWe see the beginnings of the repercussions of what defeating Tsukuyomi means, and QM answers remaining questions the players may have.MtA Quest, Mage Quest, Collective Game, nWoD, Mage: the Awakening, Mage2015-02-27 2 
May 2015
39970318Blue Mage Quest: Ascendance #0In which Raphael Volante begins his quest to reclaim the honor of his family.Collective Game, Blue Mage, Ascendance, Overseer, Quest, Blue Mage Quest2015-05-15 6 
June 2015
40430440Mage Quest 1You're a mage! Or at least, you're going to an academy to ofiicially become one. Of course, your travels are interrupted by strange dreams, fucking angels, and absurdly powerful storms.Collective Game, Mage Quest, POV Change2015-06-07 6 
40454585Mage Quest 2You're a mage! Or at least, you're going to an academy to officially become one. This time, we kill Charybdis dead, make a new friend, and black out because maps suck.Collective Game, Mage Quest, POV Change2015-06-08 2 
40575396Mage Quest 3After waking up with a splitting headache, we decide to go searching for a thief. Unfortunately, we end up finding new friends and battling a terrorist instead.Collective Game, Mage Quest, QMKyuuEm2015-06-14 1 
40717330Mage Quest 4We are interrogated, make a friend and share stories.Collective Game, Mage Quest, QMKyuuEm2015-06-21 2 
40860632Mage Quest 5Will decides to take a nap before landing, and ends up delving into an old memory.Collective Game, Mage Quest, QMKyuuEm2015-06-28 0 
July 2015
41304546Mage Quest 6We take control of William, thirteen years old. We decide to investigate a mysterious disappearance.Collective Game, Mage Quest, QMKyuuEm2015-07-19 2 
41413133Mage Quest 7Thirteen year old Will continues investigating the disappearances.Collective Game, Mage Quest, QMKyuuEm2015-07-24 1 
September 2015
42518643Ladydemon Mage Quest #1Not what you'd expect.Collective Game, Ladydemon Mage Quest, Name is a mouthful2015-09-16 11 
October 2017
1943656Shadow PlayA former cop with locked-in syndrome is forced to take over other people's bodies in order to save his niece from a group of kidnappers.Collective Game, Shadow Play, Idiom Alpha, First Person, Image Quest2017-10-14 2 
April 2020
4190041Minion Mage QuestWe are a Maker of automatons, and get on a boat after getting kicked out of the regional magical academy.Minion, Mage, Minion Mage Quest, Quest, Magic, Automaton, automatons, The Narrator2020-04-25 1 
May 2020
4231032Minion Mage Quest #2We sleep in, and finally arrive at Nevershallow.Minion, Mage, Minion Mage Quest, Quest, Magic, Automaton, automatons, The Narrator2020-05-15 0 
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