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ThreadTitleDescriptionTagsAddedScore
July 2010
11451316AlchemyQuest 1We begin the tale of Court Alchemist Gillivers, setting foot on an uncharted island in the name of arcane science and imperialism. Things immediately go horribly wrong. There are also a great deal of ship-related images.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-07-31 20 
August 2010
11482169AlchemyQuest 2Gillivers and crew do significant tinkering and discover a source of fresh water, but- oh no! what's this?AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-08-02 12 
September 2010
11929303AlchemyQuest 3StonerDM finally gets AlchemyQuest off the ground again. Gillivers awakens after sustaining serious injury, and finally meets the locals, with confusing and perhaps ominous results.Collective Game, Quest Thread, AlchemyQuest2010-09-03 11 
12116883AlchemyQuest 4AlchemyQuest somehow manages to keep on living. Plot threads begin to unravel before Gillivers, and intrigue takes place in both past and present.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-09-17 11 
12129190AlchemyQuest 5The space elves invade. That is all.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-09-18 10 
12200874AlchemyQuest 6Gillivers learns about the true face of court politics...in the past. In the present, relatively little progress is made.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-09-24 11 
October 2010
12282927AlchemyQuest 7Gillivers gets the hell off the island with a handful of survivors. Exposition exposition exposition. Also an adorable little goblinAlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-01 11 
12304881AlchemyQuest 8A flashback to our origins. We learn of our motivations, endure a heart wrenching parting, and arrive at the door of the Academy, the door of our fate. AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-03 13 
12318885AlchemyQuest 9Fierna seems stuck with us for the time being. We journey to the manor of Lord Blackheed, the elven seditionist emplanted within the nobility.AlchemyQuest, Quest Thread, Collective Game2010-10-04 10 
12528432AlchemyQuest 10StonerDM is back after yet another leave of absence. He proceeds to grab a fistful of heartstrings and swing around like a toddler on a sugar rush. Also feature the fantastic drawfag stylings of some kind of fantastic drawfag.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-22 10 
12539103AlchemyQuest 11Gillivers is framed for murder and shipped off to exotic islands, completing the temporal loop. In the present, EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION EXPOSITION.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-23 10 
12605538AchemyQuest 12Gillivers moves to the big city and gets comfortable in his borrowed quarters. We go to a party, and party it up.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-10-29 12 
12617050AlchemyQuest13Gillivers spins a fantastic yarn. Reconnections are made with figures from our past. StonerDM has a chance encounter...with DRUGS.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest thread2010-10-30 10 
November 2010
12694861AlchemyQuest 14Gillivers meets with Elegy again, before team-building with the hired help. Alchemical developments ensue, and we stand poised to meet with Stelton.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-06 11 
12765548AlchemyQuest 15Gillivers meets with Stelton and convinces her of the dire situation (somewhat), then it's off to the Academy to try and find out who wants to kill us.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-12 14 
12848784AlchemyQuest 16Gillivers tries to get to the bottom of Elegy's disappearance. Questees are sparse.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-19 10 
12860634AlchemyQuest 17Gillivers gets to the bottom of Elegy's disappearance. Dice rolls are called for; no one is up to the task. Gillivers gets his shit handed to him before the magic of explosives finally wins out.AlchemyQuest, Collective Game, Quest Thread2010-11-20 11 
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