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March 2008
1380255Being sent for reeducationA player complains about a crappy D&D session and spirals into a thread involving brain washing conditioning from 1984.torture, color, D&D, 1984, 4 lights2008-03-22 -3 
November 2008
3052437GameScience Dice vs Cheap DiceAnon posts a very interesting vid featuring the good Colonel from GameScience explaining why most /tg/ dice aren't in face random.dice, die, cheap, machined, casino, d20, d16, d4, polished2008-11-24 3 
June 2009
48809461984 and Late-Night Philosophy/tg/ attempts to turn 1984 into a viable setting for gaming. The goal may have been accomplished, but it's lost under a torrent of mostly shit- turning into a surprisingly candid and polite discussion on the philosophy of safety over freedom.philosophy, 1984, george orwell, justice2009-06-15 1 
August 2011
1607748024 Hour RPG The results of the 24 Hour RPG thread.24, hours, RPG2011-08-27 1 
April 2012
18837867Magical Girl DystopiaMagical Girls take over and stunt human emotions by making everything into happy land. Rebels use gene therapy to become monsters and fight them. Fluuuuuuuuufffffluff, magical girls, setting, game ideas, writefag, getting shit done, dystopia, world building, discussion, magicpunk, 1984, mahou shoujo, gene therapy2012-04-24 21 
May 2012
19085077Magical Girl Dystopia IIIMore fleshing out about the girls and the resistancefluff, magical girls, setting, game ideas, writefag, getting shit done, dystopia, world building, discussion, magicpunk, 1984, mahou shoujo, gene therapy2012-05-14 5 
19119894Magical Girl Dystopia IVThe setting is solidified, ideas are developed, and issues from the last thread are snipped in the bud.fluff, magical girls, setting, game ideas, writefag, getting shit done, dystopia, world building, discussion, magicpunk, 1984, mahou shoujo, gene therapy2012-05-18 2 
June 2012
19513123Primordial Evo, Eastern Continent - Tribal 5Wrapping things up for the Mohu'awane, the Gwiliak, the Silith, the Ca'rethill et al. The Skulcrow Rattle marches to war, invading first the Gwiliak, who retaliate with their order of jedi-esque knights armed with flamethrowers, and later the Silith who take to the beasts with uranium blades. Some butthurt in the middle when the Enclave arrives, so we end up deciding to blow off some steam by evolving some cavern critters in another thread. Very much tl;dr, especially when the epilogues come into play, so hunker down for a read.primordial, evolution, borgas 4, tribal, final, epilogue, tl;dr, butthurt, flamethrowers, skulcrow invasion2012-06-25 3 
September 2012
20808017R4-S9's Storytiem Part 2R4's quest to take over the galaxy continues in the Rebellion erar4, r4-s9, droid, star wars, d20, villian, robot, story, meatbags2012-09-21 4 
January 2013
22402083/tg/ Meta Quest 129Task Force 38 fights against avatars of the ACTUAL Chaos Gods, as our defenses are slowly worn down. Then allies and enemies both from the quest's past arrive, and we lose another Hero.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, Street Fighter2013-01-06 10 
22442104/tg/ Meta Quest 130The End of TG Quest. The Task Force races against Azalin to be the first to the core of the Device, to determine whose will shall retcon the Meta in their image.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, SRW J, Ravenloft2013-01-08 25 
22513983/tg/ Meta Quest - Bonus DiskMetaOp answers some questions we have about the quest. Also short stories about the crew.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Warhammer 40k, Persona 4, SRW J, Ravenloft2013-01-12 11 
April 2013
24195585Shadow Quest 4The shadow, Sir Flint, and Joey investigate the keep. Battle commences.Collective Game,shadow,quest,4,Flint,Joey,master2013-04-12 29 
24498987Shadow Quest 14The battle for Evinbrook begins with restoring power to the failing Velarion.Collective Game,shadow,quest,14,master2013-04-28 27 
May 2013
24807418Shadow Quest 24The shadow meets Taremtis, a sage living in Refuge.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 24, master, shadow quest, part, shadow,quest2013-05-14 26 
24831668Shadow Quest 24 Part IIThe shadow fights a shadow.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 24, master, shadow quest, part, shadow,quest, part, II, 22013-05-15 39 
June 2013
25363764Shadow Quest 34The Shadow battles above the Ringed City.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 34, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2013-06-11 33 
25571101tormtrooper Quest Part 5: Proving grounds ( part 2)We take down a jedi by sacrificing ourself and become memorialized Stormtrooper Quest, where is part 4, feels2013-06-22 17 
25696036Shadow Quest 44Shadow continues a battle against a shadowy foe.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 44, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2013-06-28 28 
25701106Shadow Quest 44 Part IIThe shadow arrives back at camp.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 44, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 2, II2013-06-29 28 
July 2013
26333854Shadow Quest 54The Shadow rests before speaking with the empress further.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 54, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2013-07-30 28 
August 2013
26360968Shadow Quest 54 Part IIThe Shadow lays it all in the open.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 54, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 2, II2013-08-01 27 
September 2013
27250224Shadow Quest 64The Shadow and company reach the city on Xile.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 64, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2013-09-16 25 
October 2013
27749515Shadow Quest 74Shaper.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 74, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2013-10-15 26 
November 2013
28313029Shadow Quest 84The Lady's banquet ends, but a Shadow's work is never done.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 84, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2013-11-16 24 
February 2014
30178223Shadow Quest 93 Part IVDinner continues to continue to continue.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 93, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 4, IV2014-02-12 23 
30199228Shadow Quest 94Negotiations begin.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 94, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-02-13 24 
March 2014
30700345Shadow Quest 104Yi Fang makes a move.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 104, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-03-08 24 
31058461This goddamn moment from a game you can't forgetMemorable moments that define tabletop gaming. Crit successes that shatter the plot, crit fails that cause TPKs on the first enemy encountered, everything's here.Story, storytime, stories, nat 20, natural 20, DnD, D&D, 3.5, 4, Crit, Crit fail, fail, awesome, epic2014-03-26 10 
April 2014
31353080Shadow Quest 114The Shadow speaks with Raphael.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 114, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-04-09 23 
31665144Shadow Quest 120 Part IVConflict in the island's depths.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 120, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 4, IV2014-04-23 20 
June 2014
32620976Shadow Quest 124Darkness is on the horizon.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 124, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest2014-06-07 20 
32681930Shadow Quest 124 Part IIBattle above the Nemesis.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 124, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 2, II2014-06-10 20 
32889099Shadow Quest 124 Part IIIThe battle on the Nemesis continues.Collective Game, shadow, quest, 124, master, shadow quest, shadow,quest, part, 3, III2014-06-20 20 
33065451TransformerQuest Part 1Kracken, an absolute walking nightmare of a Cybertronian, takes to the streets as Shockwave orders an attack on Uraya.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-06-29 14 
33076600Transformer Quest 2: Rip and Tear BoogalooWhere Kracken, a retired cop who has had enough of this shit, lays a smackdown on some DecepticreepsTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-06-29 11 
July 2014
33116526Transformer Quest 3: A Sight To BeholdTravel gets dangerous as the destruction draws near, Kracken is a very angry bot.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-01 14 
33206647Transformers Quest 4Virtue and the Grim Consequences ThereofTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-06 11 
33594006Transformers Quest 6: Heaps of RuinationAfter being severely wounded Kracken cuts and runs. Then he goes for a trip through he dilapidated underbelly of Uraya. The dice gods continue to be incomprehensible.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-23 8 
33650569Transformers Quest 7: Nothin' But MiseryWhere things go better than expected.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-26 8 
August 2014
33808535Transformers Quest 8: Wicked InclinationsBoss battle! Memories of a bitter past.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-01 8 
33992055Transformers Quest 10: Adoration For NoneKracken frees some NAILS and eats another Seeker.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-09 8 
34119302Transformers Quest 11Destruction Overdrive:Kracken and co defeat gunshipkun, punks are straightened out.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-14 6 
34165789Transformers Quest 12: Fire It UpKracken beats down another Stunticon, then meets a bigger fish.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-16 6 
34320262Transformers Quest 13: Blackend WatersKracken fights some hobos. Red Energon is a hell of a drug.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-23 6 
34470708Transformers Quest 14Where we do alot of talking and find out who our creepy stalker is. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-29 6 
September 2014
34589907Transformers Quest 15We finally meet up with the merchants, then it all goes to hell. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-03 4 
34676158Transformers Quest 16: Building a Better MonsterTIME FOR UPGRADES! Kracken awakens from stasis with a shiny new body on mysterious research space station. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-07 3 
34816454Transformers Quest 17: The Blessed HellrideAfter running into a familiar face (and some not so familiar faces), Kracken finally finds out what happened before he left Cybertron. Suffice to say, somebody is going to pay.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-13 6 
34978413Transformers Quest 18: House of Doom Kracken kicks some ass, discovers that he's not the weirdest 'bot in the room, then gets some nifty toys.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-20 1 
35158502Transformers Quest 19: Death MarchKracken tests out his new toys before coming face to face with Carnage.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-28 2 
October 2014
35284580Transformers Quest 20: Monster MashKracken and his merry band of misfits take on Swindle and Carnage.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-04 2 
35592014Transformers Quest 21:Magnetic RagWe have time to meet and greet the crew, then we get all the time.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-18 4 
35857585Transformers Quest 23: Strange WaysGood cop, bad cop, we're the one with the tentacles. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-31 2 
November 2014
35928090/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 1/tg/ steps into the captain's chair of Skyship Crutch4, tasked to evade the rebel fleet and deliver vital data to the Federation. The good captain and his Engi crewmates cross the first sector of their journey, which mostly involves shooting their way through rebels and pirates./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, Engi, sci-fi2014-11-03 8 
35967775/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 2Captain Tom Henderson of the Skyship Crutch4 continues his journey into an Abandoned Sector, murders countless space whales, and meets a new friend./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, Engi, sci-fi, Lanius, Slug2014-11-05 5 
36006672/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 3Captain Hinderson takes his new Slug buddy through a friendly Engi-controlled sector, which turns out to be not so peaceful on account of a Mantis invasion. On the plus side, the wrecked battle fleets and less-than-formidable Mantis warriors allow the Crutch4's crew to collect quite a bit of salvageable scrap, some nice new weapons, and even a third Engi crewmember./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, sci-fi, Engi, Slug, Mantis2014-11-07 1 
36090000/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 4Our ship makes its way through another sector of space, this one controlled by the Rebels. There are more friendly faces than expected, but our crew's efforts to aid them leave little time for reaching the exit./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, sci-fi, Engi, Slug, Rebels2014-11-11 1 
36214791/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 5We take a trip through Zoltan space, where we experience their teachings of peace and harmony, and pick up several deadly new weapons. Also we meet a new crew member. Also there are lots of rebels./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, sci-fi, Engi, Slug, Zoltan2014-11-17 0 
36276282/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 6The ship travels into a Slug-controlled nebula. Fortunately, their resident Slug crewmate Dr. Mr. Derek is able to help navigate through the dense astral clouds. Unfortunately, the sector seems unsettlingly empty, apart from the occasional band of murderous pirates and the ever-intrepid Slug merchants./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, sci-fi, Engi, Slug, Zoltan2014-11-20 0 
36331457Transformers Quest 24: Electric Hellfire part 2In which Kracken picks up a new friend and downs another Seeker. Part 1 can be found in the pastebin.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-11-23 2 
36361032/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 7We make it through the rest of the Slug nebula. Though we barely survive an encounter with some very dangerous pirates, we survive and recover. The Slugs are not so friendly in the latter half of the sector, trying to cheat us and strip our ship for scrap, but they aren't nearly as much of a threat./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, sci-fi, Engi, Slug2014-11-24 2 
36454859/tg/ Plays: FTL Thread 8 (Bad End)We take a trip to the Engi homeworlds, which are suffering brutal Rebel, Pirate, and Mantis attacks. Our Skyship clashes against several of the invaders on its way through the sector, chasing down rumors an experimental Engi ship that was stolen by the invaders. Sadly, the battles take their toll on us, and when we reach the fleet that has the stolen ship, our own ship and crew meet their end./tg/ plays, Collective Game, FTL: Faster Than Light, Cap'n, Skyship Crutch4, sci-fi, Engi, Slug, Rebels, Mantis, ending, bad end2014-11-29 1 
36472356Transformers Quest 25: From the SkyWe manage to sneak away from the Decepticons, rescue a war hero, and bond with a friend. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-11-30 2 
December 2014
36745477Transformers Quest 26What does one do when lost in darkness? They learn to make their own light.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-12-14 2 
36881305Transformers Quest 27Short thread. New friends meet new friends and we get a mission.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-12-21 1 
January 2015
37138851Transformers Quest 28An interrogation leads to an attempted assassination.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-04 1 
37468679Transformers Quest 29We give the ol'Quantum Processor a whirl, then cut a deal with Swindle.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-19 2 
37572748Transformers Quest 30We make our way into the station and mix it with the 'ConsTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-25 3 
March 2015
38712021DBZ Human Quest #100In the far North, the Z-fighters face off against a trio of mechanical killersCollective Game, Quest, DBZ, Dragonball, Saiyan, Human, Android, 13, 14, 15, Cell, Krillin, Gohan, Goku, Trunks, Yamcha 2015-03-15 8 
July 2016
359657Vampire: Metamorphosis Roman ages IIIPart 4. WE break into the cellar, then op dies.Vampire quest, 4,2016-07-23 1 
June 2017
1608718Saiyan Conqueror Quest 4After returning to Freeza Station, Tatsu leaves, you get a new teammate, training, then the battle for Planet Vegeta. Saiyan Conqueror Quest, Saiyan Conqueror Quest 4, SCQ, GrandDragonQM, DBZ, Saiyan, Karn, Leyas, Meloka, Tatsu, /qst/, 2017-06-26 25 
March 2020
4142662Body Horror Quest - 40th VeinWhile prepping for an counterattack on West Alpha, Shu tries to talk Magpie out of murdering entire settlements. It doesn't end well. Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, West Alpha, Magpie, Midnight Crew, Altered Altar2020-03-28 8 
April 2020
4168332Body Horror Quest - 41st VeinDinner and Downtime before the Big Raid. Shu hosts a body horror fashion show, and God itself talks to Shu asking why she got brain surgery.Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, West Alpha, Midnight Crew, Barbers, downtime, level up2020-04-11 8 
May 2020
4208306Body Horror Quest - 42nd VeinNuclear Diplomacy with W. Alpha, 60 minutes with Orwell, checkups for the Altered Altar, & preaching to the Cult: Just another day for Shu.Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, West Alpha, Orwell, Cults, Nuclear diplomacy2020-05-06 7 
4248673Body Horror Quest - 43rd VeinShu preaches to the cult with a sermon in order to tell them to stop behaving like a cult. Anons crank out lots literal essays of write-ins.Body Horror Quest, Body Horror, bhop, BHOP, Female MC, Gore, Horror, Act 4, Cults, lotsa write-ins, philosophical speechcraft, SMT, choices2020-05-24 9 
September 2020
4409833Beings of Creation 4 - #1OOP fulfills the prophecy, and the cycle of Gods and men is upon us once more, as life crawls from the mud.Civ, creation, gods, freeform, hexcrawl, multiplayer, boc, boc4, beings of creation2020-09-09 21 
October 2020
4443088Beings of Creation 4 - 2#Wars happening everywhere and OP doesn't show signs of the curse (yet).Civ, creation, gods, freeform, hexcrawl, multyplayer, boc, boc4, beings of creation2020-10-06 14 
November 2020
4480933Beings of Creation 4 - #3The Bloodletting reborn, The Goddess of Creation released, peace talks made, portents are being carried!Civ, creation, gods, freeform, hexcrawl, multyplayer, boc, boc4, beings of creation2020-11-07 12 
December 2020
4523776Beings of Creation 4 - #4“There is no instance of a nation benefiting from prolonged warfare.”Civ, creation, gods, freeform, hexcrawl, multyplayer, boc, boc4, beings of creation2020-12-11 10 
January 2021
4571482Beings of Creation 4 - #5The curse returns. Can we manage to hold onto hope for the next thread ? Only time will tell.Civ, creation, gods, freeform, hexcrawl, multyplayer, boc, boc4, beings of creation, QM curse2021-01-20 7 
November 2022
5411624Urist Fonderferson and the Slit of SecretsUri Fonder is the Dwarf with a cursed cock! It's DnD meets Hogwarts, but raunchy! Smelty picks up after a flaker, but has no clue how to DMDnD, 5e, Fonderferson, Dwarf, Fae Smelter, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, r34, Bootyholder, Myhernee 2022-11-14 -6 
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