News:Christmas Event - Expires December 31, 2016 at 11:59CST or when the final boss is defeated.Double Cash/EXP Weekend - Active December 30, 2016 to January 1, 2017Updates:We Wuz Weapons n Shit - December 22+More sword types added!+More slingshot types added!+Weapons can now be made out of different materials!+All the Faction leaders have custom-made boss weapons!+New weapon type: Crossbow!+The entire AK series was implemented into the Gun Store!+More shit in The City to mess around with!+New potions with brand fucking new stat effects!The Proficiency Update - December 25+The more you use a specific type of weapon, you will be given perks to show your evolving skill at the type of weapon.+The proficients are based, currently, on Novice, Advanced, and Expert.+Completing all the Novice-tier proficients will give you...something.=Yes, that hint is the third Mega Perk in the game.New Players:Choose a name.Choose a gender.Get a spare Notepad or .txt file for your stats.Join the discord at https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU-The discord is where you can see all the perks, keep track of your stats even better, and also talk with other players.-Warning: it gets gay.Old Players:Remember when I told you to stop clenching your assholes? Get your rims ready, I'm going in raw.
Previous Post:>>979468Jack misses.>>979469Blacker Baron rages into Mugger B with his Antler I!The first horn hits, killing him instantly!The second horn misses!>>979474Harvey manages to faceplant into the snow as he walks up to...a reindeer?!>"Fool. You will be slain for your ignorance.">>979477Azkeroth is on a spree.>Freshman History Grade: C+>>979491Azkeroth goes to the City and witnesses the fight.>>979588Aleera goes to the Rooftop, where the old base lies...along with several bloodstains and such.-The City, 12th Street-Mary fails to do much but crunch over in pain.Mugger A leaps to stab into Jack, succeeding with a painful twist!Jack is on his last legs...
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>983218We wanna loot? Yeah, we wanna.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>983218A talking animal? Well this is interesting, and making threats. We'll just have to see who is slain.Run directly at the Reindeer, grab it by the horns, twist and pull to make the animal fall and expose it to a series of blows to the underside of its head with the brass knuckles
Rolled 12, 20 = 32 (2d20)>>983218>Tear into Mugger A with the antlers.
>>983210Just an ordinary guyMaleSo what do I start with? And more importantly how do I start?
>>983218Try and remember what I was doing...
>>983229Azkeroth continues. (F. History, 1/2 until B-)>>983233Aleera checks out the armory of this place...oh.---x2 Clothesx20 Cocktailx4 Bombx1 Burstnadex1 Batonx1 Low-Voltage Taserx2 Water Balloonsx1 Slingshotx1 Makarovx9 Bullet---What would you like to take?>>983240Harvey grabs the reindeer by the antlers, but that's all he can disable! This one's strong as shit.>>983250Blacker Baron uses his Antler I!The first horn hits, slaying Mugger A!The second horn manages to stab both muggers at the same time. Don't ask, but they're even more dead than before.>>983306Just an Ordinary Guy appears in front of the School.You don't start with anything; however, there are locations you can go to, like the School (low level grinding and studying), the City (mid-level grinding and shopping), and your House (where you can go to not get killed and heal up). There's also a Gun Store if you want to slaughter people instead of studying, and in the City lies the Red Light District, which is currently the most difficult area in the game. If you want more assistance, you can join the Discord (see above), or ask for anything you need.>>983324Pan0 was doing a search:-1 Bully (Easy)-2 Bullies (Medium)-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Hard)-The City, 12th Street-You won the battle!>Blacker Baron gained 14 Candy Canes, and now has 74.>Jack Frost gained 18 Candy Canes, and now has 73.Mary recovers and begins to heal herself.
>>983433>Loot the muggers and give the gun to Jack. Also check up on Mary. Oh shit, that's right. Jack is missing a chunk of his head.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>983433Wrestle the reindeer to the ground and strike at its nose several times with the brass knuckles
>>983433I'll go to the school I guess and see what I can study.
>>983433> 1 Makarov> 9 Bullet> 1 Low-Voltage TaserI got an idea for my next project...> Look around the school and further away, now that you are on the rooftops.You are bound to see something from a place this high up.Fuck you kindly, Captcha
>>983440"Thanks, person.">>983433Get some more heals from Mary
>>983499The rest of the resources will be claimed at a later time in point.> Claim Rooftops as TEMPORARY Headquaters of the Science Club.
>>983440Blacker Baron starts looting, and gives the Glock 17 to Jack.>Swiss Army Knife - An all around tool with dangerous value.>Glock 17 - Also known as the Glocknade, it's the worst pistol ever made; 10% chance of exploding in your hands when firing.>>983444Azkeroth finishes with some mighty tricks.>Freshman History Grade: B->You now have 200% health.>>983458Harvey thrashes around, only doing minor damage, but Prancer stands tall, albeit with a bloody nose.>>983459Just an Ordinary Guy checks out his classes...-Freshman Math-Freshman English-Freshman Civics-Freshman Science>0 of 6 Special Classes Unlocked>>983499Aleera takes a Low-Voltage Taser, a Makarov, and 9 bullets, looking over the trees and houses. A skyline is in the distance, and as such allows you to see your House, 'The Pit', and a few other things...but they shouldn't matter quite yet. In the sky, you see the stars twinkling, with all the planets; Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Pluto...a soft jingle plays methodically in the air.>>983521Aleera claims the base for the Science Club!(More details in the Discord, under #stats-- I'd post it all, but holy sweet nignog, it's a wall of text.)-The School, Front Yard-Prancer uses his Antler II to bring a shitload down on Harvey!The first horn hits!The second horn slashed all the way into Harvey's face!The third horn jutted Harvey to his knees!Harvey is on his last legs...
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>983757Well time for more scavenging.Check the school dumpster for metal.
>>983757>>983501Mary also heals Jack back up to full HP. His brain is completely back now, because HP magic.
>>983757Look for more guys to shoot/punch
>>983757Go to the science class
>>983757>Ask Mary if she's alright and prepare to use my shirt as a makeshift bandage.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>983757Hehehe with your nose all red and bloody you look like that mutant freak RudolfNow come lets danceUse every ounce of my being and fullon assult the dumb animal
Rolled 9, 4, 1 = 14 (3d10)>>983757>>983773
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>983757Tastes of "the stars are right". Not a good flavour, mind you.> Search school dumpsters for insulating material, like rubber and somesuch.
>>983889I also belive I found the final boss, but the big man shall slumber for a bit longer.
>>983765Azkeroth looks in the School's dumpster... and doesn't find much except a metal coupon.>>983773>>983812Jack goes hunting!-1 Mugger (Medium)-2 Muggers (Hard)-2 Criminals, 1 Mugger (Very Hard)>>983774Just an Ordinary Guy goes to class... (F. Science, 1/2 until C+)>>983779Blacker Baron checks up on Mary.>"I'm fine, I was just a bit hurt. I don't exactly have armor or anything like you...'fighters' do.">>983793Harvey lands an extremely weak slap on Prancer. He is not amused.>>983889Aleera uses the last dumpster dive to find an entire chunk of rubber off of a weight ball. It's pretty heavy, actually.-The School, Front Yard-Prancer grabs Harvey by the back of his neck, slamming him into the ground. The force was so much, it flung him up in the air again, and Prancer takes this moment to jump in the air and use his back legs to make a Harvey-shaped print in the dirt!Harvey loses 4 Candy Canes, and now has 7...he respawns in front of the School. Prancer has disappeared.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>983968find the damndable reindeer and get revenge
>>983968>1 Mugger Because I have learned my lesson.
>>983968>>983994CRANK IT UP, DOC >2 Muggers
Rolled 9, 5, 6 = 20 (3d10)>>983968Search for enemies
>>983968>Head back to the school with Mary, and give her the Swiss Army knife so she can defend herself in the future.
>>983968Follow dumpster- and science club- buddy Az. Also grab 3 molotovs. We could probably use them later on.
>>984195And drop off the rubber at HQ... we should establish an engineering workshop/space.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>983968Fight the one bully and open by slamming my butt into his face
>>983972Just an Ordinary Guy finishes.>Freshman Science Grade: C+>>983981Harvey, with incredible luck, manages to find Prancer-- albeit healed.>"Welcome back.">>983994Jack goes-->>984024--to two muggers! Both of them hold Pocket Knives.>>984035Azkeroth does a search in the City... (@Aleera)>>984104Blacker Baron and Mary head back to the School, with Mary now armed with a Swiss Army Knife.>"T-thank you.">>984195>>984216Aleera finds that, at any time, she can just use the Science Club armory anywhere! She then goes to the City to help Azkeroth with his search.-2 Criminals, 1 Mugger (Medium)-2 Criminals, 3 Muggers (Hard)-1 Gangbanger (Very Hard)>>984248Pan0 uses her hips to smash into Bully A, bringing him to the ground!-The City, 3rd Street-Mugger A draws his knife out...Mugger B draws his knife out...-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A misses.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>984270"EAT THIS." Uppercut Mugger A.
>>984270Finally caught another one of your threads. It's been a while, happy holidays manhorse.I'm spawnin in boss
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>984270Crush the bully to death using my hips
>>984270>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!Grab a burstnade from the inventory and 4 bombs.Head to the cafe.
>>984270>Go out to save Jack again.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>984270'Thanks for the warm welcome you filthy creature'Run at Prancer jump on his back and pull his head back by grabing antlers
>>984308>Switching to spend time with Mary at a cafe.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>984270> Try to analyze the burstnade. Fucking magnets, how do they work?
>>984278Jack slugs Mugger A! It doesn't do much.>>984279Oh shit!Mantlet/Manlet spawns in front of the school. It appears there's a Christmas event going on right now.If you need any information or such, the Discord link is always open.>>984280Pan0 literally uses her thighs to crush Bully A's skull. Jesus.>Pan0 gained 10 Candy Canes, and now has 80.>>984286Azkeroth preps himself up and enters the cafe...there doesn't seem to be anyone h-- OH FUCK!>>984308>>984349Blacker Baron and Mary go to the cafe, where they find...something...happening.>>984313Harvey tries to pull Prancer around with minor success-- but Prancer throws him off.>>984352Ordinary Guy keeps going. (F. Science, 1/3 until B-)>>984364Aleera inspects the Burstnade...it appears it's some sort of launcher. When thrown, six smaller grenades literally burst out of it, covering a room in a wave of fire.-The City, 3rd Street-Mugger A shanks Jack in the stomach!Mugger B goes for the torso and succeeds!Jack is low on HP.-The School, Front Yard-Prancer attacks with his antlers!The first horn hits!The second horn misses.The third horn goes even harder!Harvey is low on HP.-The City, Cocoa Cafe-Dancer gets the drop down on Aleera and attacks!The first horn scrapes her!The second horn misses.The third horn goes right into her, making Aleera screech in pain!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>984469Knock the weapon out of Mugger A's hand using a stronk punch.
Rolled 8, 7, 2 = 17 (3d10)>>984469Look for more bullies to destroy with my thicc thighs.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>984469big mistake leaving me alive fagdeerGet up walk over and go for the eyesBlind the fucker
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>984469That was uncalled for, you FUCKING prick!> Taser, apply directly to the forehead.
Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d20)>>984469Attack the horns with my antlers.
>>984469>Buy some coffee for me and Mary and nope the fuck out of the cafe.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>984469Attempt to find suitable weapons on the premises, all sneaky like. Preferably concealable but anything will do.
Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d20)>>984539>Switching to tell Mary to get to a safe spot and rush the reindeer's legs with my antlers.
>>984539Oy, mate! You gonna help this poor girl getting stabbed by a moose or what?!And what about you, dear lady?!
>>984478Jack misses.>>984479Pan0 decides to continue searching.-2 Bullies (Easy)-2 Thugs (Medium)-1 Thug, 3 Bullies (Hard)>>984496Harvey pulls another soft slap, but at least Prancer went back to bleeding.>>984502Aleera misses.>>984527Azkeroth swings his Antler I!The first horn hits!The second horn misses.>>984539>>984561Blacker Baron and Mary set their coffees down, as Blacker rushes Dasher with all his might!The first horn misses.The second horn misses.>>984593Ordinary Guy finishes.>Freshman Science Grade: B->You have a +2 to making elixirs.-The City, 3rd Street-Mugger A misses.Mugger B thrusts his knife into Jack again!Jack is on his last legs...-The School, Front Yard-Prancer picks up Harvey, bounces him off the dirt again, and kicks him into the ground!Harvey is on his last legs...-The City, Cocoa Cafe-Dasher rushes into Blacker Baron, but thrusts himself into a wall instead!Dasher is trying to get back out...
>>984909W-what about me?
Rolled 20, 17 = 37 (2d20)>>984909Attack the horns with my antlers again!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>984909HahaHahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!is that the best you got you smelly tick magnetEither stop toying with me or diecause I'm not going to stop until you die.Tackle the reindeer, break his legs
Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)>>984909>Jump on Dasher and ram the antlers into his back.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>984909Oh fuck me. Ah-ha! Pick up Mugger A and chuck him face first into Mugger B.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>984909Fight the two bullies opening with another butt slam into the first bully's face.
>>984541>>984926>>984936Manlet can't seem to find any weapons; they all seem to have been claimed by bullies and thugs in the school.>>984928Azkeroth swings his Antler I with all his might!The first horn goes right into Dancer's heart!The second horn rips Dancer's entire chest!>>984953Harvey tackles Prancer with enough effort, but he just won't budge!>>984958Blacker Baron swings for the last time!The first horn misses.The second horn finally sends Dancer all the way down!>>984981Jack picks up Mugger A and throws him at Mugger B! It works!-The City, 3rd Street-Mugger A misses!Mugger B is stunned!-The School, Front Yard-Prancer gets a nat 20, you can guess what happens next.Harvey loses 2 Candy Canes, and now has 6.-The City, Cocoa Cafe-You have won the battle, and the loot falls on the ground!>Antler II - With three horns, this is sure to cause some damage.>Azkeroth has gained 3 Christmas Spirit, and now has 480 Candy Canes.The reindeer have grown stronger.
>>985016Pan0 smashes her butt into Bully A. It does virtually nothing.>>985032Ordinary Guy keeps going... (F. Science, 1/2 until B)-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A clocks Pan0!Bully B misses.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>985175PRANCER, I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!find that reindeerthis is not finished
>>985175Take the antler IIAnd loot the reindeerGive aleera 100 candy canes and give blacker 26.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>985175Pick up the Mugger B and chuck him at Mugger A.
>>985192Also give the antler I to aleera since I already have an upgrade.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>985185Roundhouse kick Bully A in the head.
>>985175>Resume drinking coffee with Mary.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>985175>>985203Thanks mate.> Try to analyse the taser.
>>985191Oy, mate.You need help?You look like you would need help.Maybe we could arrange something.Sharing is caring though.Something could be arranged.
>>986465unless you know where that filthy creature is I don't see how you could be of assisstance to me
>>985191Harvey finds nothing...it seems that Prancer is a rare encounter.>>985192>>985203Azkeroth feels himself getting a perk, while I'm here:>New Perk: Jingle All The Way (3 Christmas Spirit) - You will gain +2 to your very first attack in a fight, as well as a +2 to fleeing during a fight.Azkeroth picks up the Antler II, giving the Antler I to Aleera.>Aleera has gained 1 Christmas Spirit, and now has 100 Candy Canes with a perk!>Blacker Baron has gained 26 Candy Canes, and now has 100 Candy Canes with a perk!>>985193Jack fails to do so.>>985204Pan0 kicks Bully A out of oblivion.>>985210>New Perk: Deck the Halls (1 Christmas Spirit) - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attack rolls using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3.Blacker Baron and Mary drink coffee; it's extremely comfy.>"I love this place, they know exactly how much hazelnut I want.">>985465Ordinary Guy finishes.>Freshman Science Grade: B>>986404>New Perk: Deck the Halls (1 Christmas Spirit) - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attack rolls using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3.Aleera finds that it's a simple rechargeable battery, hooked up to four small wires. Depending on the roll, the wires will stun a target for a few turns.-The City, 3rd Street-Mugger A misses!Mugger B misses!-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully B throws Pan0 into a locker! Ow.Pan0 is low on HP.
>>987430Well, this was fun and all, but now it's time to go studying.> Learn some History.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>987430OKAY FUCKING RUN YEAH BYE HAHAHA
>>987430>Ask Mary out to her place.
>>987430Time to get /fit/Begin exercising
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>987430Hiding from me now eh?This isn't overI will find youkeep looking for prancer
>>987430>>987440"OUTTA OF THE WAY"
>>987439Aleera goes and studies... (F. History, 1/2 until C+)>>987440>>987455Jack does a 360 and flees. The muggers look on in confusion.>>987444Blacker Baron asks to go to Mary's house.>"Sure. Don't expect a mansion, though."The two head to...the Red Light District? The guards that stand at the warehouse door step aside.>>"Evening, Mary.">"Hello, Andre. Slow day?">>"Well..."Andre looks at the two gangbangers throwing a newly-expired body into a dumpster.>>"...You could say that."Mary looks at Blacker Baron, pushing her hair back.>"Do you want to come in? It's okay if this is a bit much for you.">>987446Azkeroth decides to get fit for the season. (1/4)>>987449Ordinary Guy keeps going... (F. Science, 1/2 until B+)>>987450Harvey still can't seem to find him, but he finds these while he's out:-2 Bullies (Easy)-1 Thug (Medium)-2 Thugs (Hard)
>>987893You know what they say....Many things. But I'll continue studying.
>>987893Get back to the school.
>>987893>Tis the season to be fitContinue exercising
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>987893Ignore themKeep looking for Pracner"You can't hide forever"
>>987893>>987909Actually, first, go home and get some heals.
>>987900As a wise man once said, "the BFG 9500 was a great idea".>Freshman History Grade: C+>>987901Ordinary Guy finishes.>Freshman Science Grade: B+>>987909>>987932Jack goes home to eat some kickass sugar cookies, healing him all the way back up.>>987911Azkeroth gets buff. "Get bitches" buff.>>987916Harvey goes another search, with no luck of looking for Prancer:-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Easy)-2 Thugs (Medium)-2 Elves (Hard)>>987936Blacker Baron goes into the warehouse...which happens to be fucking insane. People with more tattoos than the North Pole has presents equip themselves with M4 Carbines and AK-47s, and kids that should be starting middle school have chains on their legs, building the guns for these guys to use.Red Light District (Area II)Mary finally speaks up as you two keep walking through.>"I know this looks awful, but...this is how the system works. The kids are either orphans looking for money or kidnapped children too far gone in their heads to think about the situation. They volunteer to stay, work, and in the worst case scenario, enlist for the frontlines of gang shootouts. The people try to be as civil as possible about it, and that's all we can ask, really."Eventually, the two of you make it to the upstairs portion of the gigantic room, where rows of tents lie. A green one with a red cross patch on it is where Mary stops.>"Well, this is where I live and work. People know to ring the bell before unzipping the door, and after so much time, I've become a bit of an expert in patching bullet wounds...it's not a talent I like to flaunt."The inside of the tent is fairly large for about 4 people-- you figure since she's a medic, she got a bit of extra service for her work. Most of the tents here can barely fit their residents. Rows of cans of beans lie in one corner, along with a rip in the tent to show an outlet on the wall. A power strip plugs in a microwave, a mini-fridge, a slow cooker...she has it pretty well, for living in a tent. Of course, a stack of first aid kits make as the outline of an air mattress pushed against the wall, with some pillows stained with tears and what you assume are a few nosebleeds.>"Anyway, that's the grand tour. What do you think?"Mary zips up the tent, drowning out most of the noise of clicking ammo and yelling.
>>988073"Neato." Go to the school and look for the rooftop base.
>>988073Continue becoming a /fit/izen
>>988073>"Sorry, this is a bit much to take in... What did you mean by the frontlines?"
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>988073Keep hunting for Prancer"You're only making things worse for yourself"
>>987893Well, I got a something now.Time to clean up the base a little bit.It's filthy in there.
>>988104Guess what, once you post, you can never go back.
>>988085...Hey there.Want to drink this totally non-suspicious liquid I have here in exchange for some molotovs?Trust me, only people who are not prisoners would find a better deal!> hand over 3 molotovs and a the GB-potion, should they accept the deal. Potion fu rst, once downed the molotovs
>>988170"Oh, um. I guess why not." Fucking chug it.
>>988085Jack goes and finds the base that's been through so much, now ruled by the Science Club. Bill Nye would be proud.>>988090Azkeroth finds himself needing to eat semen for protein gains...maybe you're reading too much /fit/. (3/4)>>988091>"Well, the Red Light District is deeper than some people think. Most people just call it a 'ghetto', but there's...much more than that. There's an underground, you see-- a complete city under the real one, filled with mercenaries and factions-- like the School Factions, but more armed-- and all of them either run on arms or money. Everyone wants control of the place, but control is a hard thing to take with places like this. It gets worse and worse the farther underground you get, people say, but barely anyone except Gang Leaders and Kingpins can go deeper. It's all just theories. The casualties have grown to the point of extinction, so we've had to use...other resources. Nobody WANTS to use children, but it's been...very efficient, despite the circumstances..."Mary looks a bit uncomfortable, but the rapid beating of a bell interrupts the conversation.>"Come in-- oh, gosh, CJ!"A red man...no, just a very bloodied man, most likely in his late teens or early twenties stumbles in and falls onto the air mattress. Multiple holes flow a crimson fluid along "CJ's" chest.>>"I-It's bad, miss Mary. More mercs coming up from the alleys."Multiple gunshots come from downstairs, but still exist outside of the warehouse. At least that's a good thing. Mary gets immediately to work with morphine and tweezers.>"Has anyone been killed?">>"D...Dunno. Flashbang.">"Jesus."You feel a bit awkward just kneeling here.>>988096Harvey still can't find Prancer, but finds this:-2 Bullies (Easy)-2 Thugs, 1 Bully (Medium)-3 Thugs (Hard)>>988104>>988108Aleera TOTALLY doesn't throw all the bodies off the cliff, and starts dusting off the base. It's pretty comfy in here, now that all the scorch marks are...better.>>988119Ordinary Guy is living up to his name, alright. (F. Science, 1/2 until A-)>>988170>>988193Aleera gives Jack three Molotovs and the Genderbender Potion, long turned white.Jack chugs the white potion, the fluid slowly going down like syrup. It tastes bad, but Jack feels...no real effect. Huh, weird. At least you got something out of it.
Rolled 8, 3, 7 = 18 (3d10)>>988478"Gugh. That tasted like shit." Cough a bit before looking for some fags to beat up in the school. "Thanks for the bombs."
>>988478One last push.Do it for the gainz!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>988478Nothing but trash here."SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!!"Keep looking for Prancer
>>988478... ok, see you later I suppose.> try finding a classroom from which you can see Jack.> prefferably continue history studies.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>988478Butt slam Bully B
>>988478>Help Mary by handing her medical equipment she needs to perform the operation.
>>988522Come to think of it, better loot the corpses for what they are worth.Keep distance from Nous however, he just doesn't FEEL right.> that means shit ton of clothing + whatever these guys were using at that time.
>>988491Jack tries to do a search, before feeling a horrible pain in his shoulderblades! After screaming for solid minutes, he suddenly feels that he's lying on a pillow...or maybe, it's just the brand new pure white wings that grew out of his back. What the hell...>Level Up!>New Ability: Flight - At the cost of your max HP being 50%, you now have beautiful angelic wings, and slaying the horrors of Chaos will make them stronger. Currently, you have a -3 to flying.Jack does a quick search to cope:-6 Bullies (Easy)-3 Thugs, 2 Bullies (Medium)-1 Elf, 2 Thugs, 3 Bullies (Hard)>>988493Azkeroth feels the burn in several places he doesn't want to talk about.>Level Up!>New Perk: Buff - Due to extreme workout, you have a +1 to all melee rolls.>>988494Harvey, it takes a nat 20 to even find him, and even if you did, you're going to get 100% fucked over.-2 Bullies (Easy)-1 Thug (Medium)-1 Thug, 3 Bullies (Hard)>>988522>>988727Aleera, deciding not to touch the strangely undecayed, unbleeding Nous, loots the bullies for all their worth...which wasn't really much. Just ten sets of Clothes. While looting, she hears a rattling in the dumpster.>>988630Ordinary Guy feels strong.>Freshman Science Grade: A->You now have +3 to making elixirs and +1 to crafting.>>988651Pan0 misses.>>988673Blacker Baron helps to start removing the bullets while Mary continues with stitches. CJ looks at you.>"Bless yo' soul, man. You coming down to fight?"-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully B misses.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>988785Try to Butt slam the bully again.
>>988785>1 Elf, 2 Thugs, 3 BulliesBecause fuck me!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>988785(Then I'll just keep trying until I get a Nat 20, and if I die I'll do it again, Prancer will fall by my hand)Keep looking of Prancer"I WILL FIND YOU!!"
Rolled 10, 6, 3 = 19 (3d10)>>988785Look around
>>988785Search the red light district for people in trouble.
>>988785I need an adult!... oh wait.> Hey Az, you might wanna come over here. Maybe bring a friend or... two.Dumpsters, at the school.
>>988785>Continue helping Mary.>"No, sorry. I'm no good with a gun. Hopefully I can find a way to end this fight without further losses."
>>988821>K>>988785Nevermind.Head to aleera's location
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>988824Forgot dice.
>>988792Pan0 misses again.>>988800Jack enters a soon-to-be warzone; both of the thugs have Brass Knuckles. The elf has a Candy Cane Sword.>>988803I'm going to have to override you. Prancer heals to full health every time you die, and you can't beat him unless nearly impossible RNG happens or you team up with a group.>>988814Just an Ordinary Guy looks for not-so-ordinary enemies...-2 Bullies (Easy)-3 Bullies (Medium)-1 Elf (Hard)>>988818Azkeroth, being the absolute madman he is, goes into the Red Light District (Area I) and does a search...-3 Gangbangers (Hard)-1 Gang Leader, 1 Gangbanger (Very Hard)-2 Gang Leaders (Extreme)>>988821>>988832Azkeroth abandons the search and goes to Aleera's location. The dumpster lid slowly opens...only to have the entire front of it blow off with a single roundhouse kick! Holy shit, this reindeer is buff as FUCK.>"Get ready to get Comet-cummed on, cocksuckers.">>988824Blacker Baron and Mary get CJ patched up.>"Thank you so much, a'ight. Yo, guy-- you need anything, you call me. We got your back for this one."CJ grabs his AK-47u and uses a nearby pole to fireman down to the frontline, firing like a fucking madman.-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully B misses again.-The School, Rooftop-Elf A prepares his sword.Thugs A and B fistbump with brass.Bullies A, B, and C crick their necks.This is going to be fucking insane. RIP Manhorse's d20.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>989056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM "Bow before the might of Jack Frost, god of luck!" "Tremble with my might!" Chuck a fucking Molotov at them.
>>989056>"Mary, do you think there's anything I can do to help out around here?"
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>989056(Then I'll do the impossible)keep looking for Prancer"I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD AS A TROPHY"
Rolled 6, 18, 13 = 37 (3d20)>>989056>Please die already.Time to break in antler 2.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>989056Continue smashing my butt into the Bully's body
>>989073My buff perk adds +1 to all three rolls.So the total is 40 correct?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>989056Engage the 2 bullys in combat and sucker punch one before they can react.
>>989066Jack throws a Molotov Cocktail!Everyone except Bully A has dodged it, catching the enemy on fire!>>989069>"Well, honestly, you could check around for jobs. You can assemble weapons with the lower priority children, fight in the front using some of the weapons available, or help out with anyone that comes in here. If you work long enough anywhere, you start to get good at it. The only real thing you CAN'T do here is go downstairs.">>989070Sigh...Harvey finds Prancer, fully healed and ready to throw down.>"Ready?">>989073Azkeroth slashes at Comet!The first horn scrapes him!The second horn guts him!The third horn gets a good cut into the reindeer!>>989076>>989080Suitcase finally smashes her ass into Bully B, ending him off.>>989102Just an Ordinary Guy misses.-The School, Front Yard-Elf A thrusts an incredible slash into Jack!Thug A slugs Jack in the stomach!Thug B misses.Bully A screams to death, leaving nothing left but a rapidly evaporating corpse.Bully B slaps Jack!Bully C misses.Jack is on his last legs...-1st Floor, Hallway->Pan0 collects 18 Candy Canes, and now has 98.-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A is preparing...Bully B is preparing...
>>989226-The School, Dumpster-Comet rears back and kicks Azkeroth into the air, making him level with the second floor before coming back down onto a rock!Azkeroth is low on HP.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>989226"Lets do this"engage in epic battle with Prancer
Rolled 9, 10, 9 = 28 (3d10)>>989226Look for more crushing targets.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>989226Fly up into the air.
>>989236>Sorry leader. I don't want to die yet.Consume a ko-cocktail from the guild inventory
>>989226>"So Mary, this seems a bit strange to ask, but where do you sleep? Please don't tell me you're living in this tent, surrounded by all this conflict."
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>989226I quicky punch one of the bullys in the gut
>>989252Harvey punches Prancer, but it does somewhat nothing.>>989254Pan0 gets a fucking insane lineup:-2 Thugs, 1 Bully (Easy)-9 Bullies (Medium)-2 Elves (Hard)>>989256Jack jumps and...holy shit, he can fly! As he swerves around the air, he wonders how fast he can go. He pumps and pumps, realizing a minute later that he warped back in time! But how did he do it? And where is he? And what's that thing in front of h--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPvi8sOGN5U>Jack has lost 18 Candy Canes, and now has 55.>>989257Azkeroth chugs a Ko Kocktail, putting him all the way to full HP! He feels somewhat like gold!>>989259>"There's not usually an attack on the warehouse, but it may just be a rival gang trying to get into the armory again. But, to answer your question...well, yes. This is the only place I can live, and I can't stand to see these men die, regardless of what they've done.">>989267Ordinary Guy slam jams Bully A in the stomach.-The School, Dumpster-Comet gets on his hindlegs and throws two punches!The first one hits Azkeroth's chest!The second one hits Azkeroth's head!Azkeroth is regenerating health... (1/2)-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A throws Ordinary Guy into a locker!Bully B misses.
Rolled 7, 9, 8 = 24 (3d10)>>989379Look for a shit ton of bullies. A metric ton of them.
Rolled 9, 5, 18 = 32 (3d20)>>989379Another attack.Aim for the head/heartGotta get the vitals.(+1 to all three rolls)
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>989379Fight the two thugs and the one bully. Open by Roundhouse kicking the first thug in the head.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>989379(Prancer didn't attack? Should I be worried?)well I'll take this slight mercy and keep attacking
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>989379Try and finish off bully A
>>989379>"If the war were to end, would you still have a place to live? Outside the warehouse, I mean."
>>989385Jack tries as hard as he can:-1 Thug, 3 Bullies (Easy)-2 Thugs (Medium)-2 Elves (Hard)>>989386Azkeroth throws his Antler II down again!The first horn scrapes Comet!The second horn only pricks Comet!The third horn blows Comet the fuck out!>>989389Pan0 misses again.>>989395Harvey actually does something worth talking about!>>989416Ordinary Guy misses again.>>989421>"I suppose not. The school pays me enough to get food and such, but not enough for an actual apartment. But I'm fine in here; nobody has ever really managed to get inside this area, in and of itself. This tent is enough home for me."More gunshots ring down below; a loud bang tells you someone brought a grenade.-The School, Dumpster-Comet screams and goes into a Frenzy!Azkeroth is hit, but quickly heals!Azkeroth is hit again!Azkeroth is hit again! (Low on HP.)Azkeroth is hit again! (Last legs...)Comet finally misses, and plows his head into the snow bank.You have won the battle!>Azkeroth has gained 4 Christmas Spirit, and now has 780 Candy Canes, along with TWO PERKS?!>Level Up!>New Perk: Holly Jolly Christmas (5 Christmas Spirit) - Due to your incredible happiness (and utter rage), ranged weapons will miss on a 5 or lower, just like melee weapons-- and on top of that, you have a +1 to all ranged weapons!>Level Up!>New Perk: He Sees You When You're Sleeping... (7 Christmas Spirit) - Your spirit has given you insight into the magical powers of what's really going on during Christmas...and it's absolutely terrible. You gain a +3 to all dodge rolls.The reindeer have grown stronger.-The School, Front Yard-Prancer suddenly grows a neck and head larger than Harvey, along with another sharp horn to go with his stature.>"Child of insolence. I give you this one chance to flee."Oh, and his voice is an octave deeper. Fucking great.-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A misses.Bully B misses.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>989512Fuck you. Fly.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>989535ravioli, ravioli, give me a nat oneoli
>>989512>Well...Damn...That was a bit too close...Fun..Loot the bastard.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>989512"Very nobile of you but my honour will not allow it, perhaps in a different situation we could be allies, now come Pracer, WE FIGHT!!"charge right at Prancer and deliver a decisive blow
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>989512Once again take a swing at the bully A
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>989512Try another butt slam against the thug.
Rolled 2, 7 = 9 (2d20)>>989512> Use Taser on Harvey> To PrancerExcuse me, was this person bothering you? Would you mind if I asked some questions? You seem like one of the most reasonable of your kind...
>>990785WELP.I tried saving him.Oh well.
>>989520>>989523>>989535>>989545Jack physically does absolutely nothing. (Remember your -3, while you're at it.)>>989552>Antler II - With three horns, this is sure to cause some damage.>>989555Harvey manages to sock Prancer in the chest, causing the reindeer to take two steps back.>"Your antics...will be rewarded in blood.">>989606Ordinary Guy misses AGAIN. (Odds - 1:64 (0.015625%))>>990226Pan0 plays some buttball with Thug A!>>990785Aleera misses, with Prancer staring on in mild annoyance.>"Bloodshed of this degree is unforgivable. Behold."-The School, Front Yard-(Harvey/Aleera)Prancer strikes with his Antler III!Harvey is hit!Harvey is hit!Harvey is hit!Harvey is hit!Regardless to say, Harvey's body is pretty much nothing but a red stain.>Harvey has lost 2 Candy Canes, and now has 6.-1st Floor, Hallway-(Pan0)Thug A stabs Pan0 with a Pocket Knife!Thug B clocks Pan0 in the face!Bully A misses.Pan0 is low on HP.-2nd Floor, Hallway-(Just an Ordinary Guy)Bully A slaps Ordinary Guy!Bully B throws Ordinary Guy to the ground!
>>991013Head home to heal up
>>991013>Kiss Mary goodbye and head out to the school.
>>991013Run over to the Prancer fight and chuck a Molotov at the deer.
>>991027Switching to head to Azkeroth's house.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>991013(so now other players want to stop me, heh fine then if they want to get in my way I'll just have to remove them)find prancer again
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>991013Well.You know I was just trying to stop him, right?Well...See ya!> BailI'd like to live, yeah.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>991013Attack again and try not to fuck up
Rolled 11 (1d20).
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>991013RUN AWAY
>>991016Azkeroth heads home, chugging down some sick ass eggnog to get back to full health.>>991027Blacker Baron finds that the entire alleyway is thrown into a firefight, so he just decides to go through a rooftop hatch and use a ladder off of another building to get on the street and go to the School, where fights galore are happening.>>991035Realizing he doesn't have time for that shit, Blacker decides to just go to Azkeroth's house.>>991031>>991038>>991139Jack throws a Molotov, but Prancer just steps away from it.>>991045Harvey doesn't need a roll, the fight is still going on. Him and Prancer stand face to face again.>>991066Aleera literally just walks away, leaving Harvey and Jack to fight for themselves.>>991069Ordinary Guy finally slaps Bully A.>>991209Pan0 fails to flee!-The School, Front Yard-Prancer wastes no time targeting Jack!The first horn misses.The second horn misses.The third horn misses.The fourth horn hits Jack, slicing his chest!Jack is low on HP.-2nd Floor, Hallway-Bully A misses.Bully B punches Ordinary Guy in the stomach!Just an Ordinary Guy is low on ordinary health.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>993012THROW ANOTHER MOLOTOV AT IT.
>>991035>Nod to blacker handing him the Antler 2.>So off to battle again I guess. And I thought I could actually relax for once.>>991045Head to prancer and start guarding when I join the fight.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>993012your fight is we me and only me PrancerRush at PrancerBring him down and savagely beat him
>>993012>Head to Prancer and guard.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>993012Fuck this, I keep rolling shit. Retreat and go grind math
>>993026Jack manages to catch Prancer on fire!>>993044>>993053Azkeroth and Blacker Baron (now with an Antler II) guard as they join the battle.>>993052Harvey clocks Prancer again, sending him to a stumble!>"Your undying courage will soon be revealed to be a foolish tactic, despite my possible death.">>993062Ordinary Guy goes to do some studying. (F. Math, 1/2 until C+)-The School, Front Yard-Prancer chucks 6 snowballs into the air!Two of them go towards Jack! He dodges both of them.Four of them go towards Blacker Baron! He was guarding, so they harmlessly hit him with no ill effect.
Rolled 4, 11, 4 = 19 (3d20)>>993186Attack his horns with antler 2(+1 to each roll because buff)(+2 to first roll bcuz Christmas perk)
Rolled 7, 16 = 23 (2d20)>>993186Equip the two knives and dice up Prancer.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>993012CONTINUE RUNNING AWAY
>>993186beat the insolence out of Prancer
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>993239(Got a little to excited at the prospect of victory and forgot to roll, sorry)
Rolled 11, 14, 15 = 40 (3d20)>>993186>Aim for Prancer's legs.
>>993203Azkeroth swings down his Antler II!The first horn hits!The second horn finally guts the heart!The third horn misses.>>993211Just an Ordinary Guy finishes.>Freshman Math Grade: C+>>993214Jack runs up and takes a leap, his wings extending to give him a boost as he implants his knives into Prancer's throat. Ouch.>>993235>>993237Pan0 flees!>>993239>>993243Harvey, in a finishing move, uppercuts Prancer in the air and into a large, nearby rock!>>993252Blacker Baron confirms the corpse is a corpse. Jesus fucking Christ, this party is effective.-The School, Front Yard-Prancer finally falls to his knees as he practically explodes in a mountain of blood!You have won the battle!>Jack Frost has gained 5 Christmas Spirit, and now has 555 Candy Canes and more perks than I want to write!>Level Up!>New Perk: Deck the Halls (1 Christmas Spirit) - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attack rolls using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3.>Level Up!>New Perk: Jingle All The Way (3 Christmas Spirit) - You will gain +2 to your very first attack in a fight, as well as a +2 to fleeing during a fight.>Level Up!>New Perk: Holly Jolly Christmas (5 Christmas Spirit) - Due to your incredible happiness (and utter rage), ranged weapons will miss on a 5 or lower, just like melee weapons-- and on top of that, you have a +1 to all ranged weapons!The reindeer have grown stronger.
>>993279Loot the body.>I call dibs!
>>993279Rip the antlers off of it's shitty head.
>>993290>>993292Both of you find:>Antler III - You might think four horns is a bit overkill, but...uh...hm. This item is too heavy to hold with one hand.Would you like to sort your armories or something?
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>993279spit on the corpse and leavefind something else to fight
>>993279>>993308Hearing the commotion I walk out and put its Christmas blood in a jar for future experiments if the others let me. Its a magic fucking reindeer it must be useful for something.
>>993308Hm. Unequip the knives and keep the Antler III.
>>993318>Throw antler 2 at this Generic person >>993308Equip antler 3.
>>993308Now hunt more.Maybe the pool?
>>993308Changing actions.Give jack the new antlers and the generic person the aluminum sword.
>>993279Go to the virgin to get heals.
>>993309Harvey does that, and does a search in the School:-3 Bullies (Easy)-4 Bullies (Medium)-2 Thugs (Hard)>>993318Just an Ordinary Guy doesn't have an ordinary jar anywhere.>>993320Jack tosses his knives in the snow and heaves up the Antler III.>>993324>>993331>>993352Azkeroth gives Ordinary Guy the Aluminum Shortsword and keeps his Antler II, then walks to the pool to go and OH GOD WHAT IS THAT>>993363Pan0 finds that Mary is back in her office, and heals her back up to full.-The School, The Pool->>993334A fantastically buff reindeer, with eyes of pure red and muscles that look like it could become the Nutcracker, begins to exit out of the exact center of the pool; holy fuck. He can walk on water...but that's not quite true. You can see that the water under this reindeer simply turns to solid ice, allowing him to stand tall.>"I came to laugh at your failure."Cupid stomps his hoof! Five icicles begin to circle around him, forming a shield!
>>993463Join up with Jack and co.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>993463Drop a burstnade and take cover outside of the pool room.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>993463(no reindeer, pity)attack the 3 bullies
>>993463>Leave the fucking pool area. The fight hasn't even started.
>>993463just back away
>>993463Head home to heal and stuff
>>993463DID ANYONE SAY BLOOD SAMPLES?> Get some blood samples of Prancer, the least rapey reindeer of them all.> Go study some more history after this.
>>993489Pan0 heads over to Jack, Blacker Baron, Azkeroth, and Ordinary Guy.>>993498Azkeroth literally just plops the Burstnade in the water and leaps behind a pool chair!>>993500Harvey engages the three bullies by crunching the first one's nose in half!>>993506>>993510>>993544Jack, Black, and Ordinary all manage to find excuses to slowly back away from the ice-controlling mega buff dude.>>994651Aleera has nothing to store it in, but she did manage to get x3 Reindeer Meat.-The School, The Pool-The ice shield suddenly spins rapidly and explodes outward!Azkeroth dodges!Azkeroth is hit!Azkeroth dodges!Azkeroth is hit! (Low on HP.)Azkeroth is hit! (Last legs...)The Burstnade suddenly activates, shooting out eight mini grenades! The entire pool inflates and explodes, sending water in every direction and freezing Cupid in a block of ice!
>>995033Run back in and guard,
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>995033very satisfyingkeep attack the bullies
>>995033> Assist Az by healing them.Either first aid and what not, or just hand them a Ko-cktail
Rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4 (3d20)>>995033Accept the first aid and drinkNow chisel out the reindeers face and stab it
Rolled 7, 10, 18, 1 = 36 (4d20)>>995033>>995038>>995049Since this fuck fucked up, do what he tried to do.
Rolled 16, 16, 11 = 43 (3d20)>>995033Well now that I'm healed go to the city and look around while the others fight the reindeer of doom.
Rolled 10, 5, 9 = 24 (3d10)>>995109Wrong dice I think
>>995038Jack runs back in and guards.>>995040Harvey finishes Bully A.>>995041Aleera shoves a coc-- a Ko Kocktail down Azkeroth's throat. He's fully healed and regenerating every second.>>995049Azkeroth sets his weapon down and starts screaming.>>995077Jack swings his Antler III!The first horn hits!The second horn hits!The third horn hits, finally making contact with Cupid!The fourth horn misses.>>995109>>9951123d10 for searching, yeah.Ordinary Guy does a search in the City:-1 Criminal, 1 Mugger (Medium)-2 Criminals (Hard)-1 Gangbanger (Very Hard)-The School, The Pool->"FOOLS!"The entire ice brick explodes, and because water now surrounds the entire room, the whole ground turns to ice...including the door to escape!You now have a chance to slip!This fight cannot be escaped anymore!Cupid shatters the ice on top of the pool itself, making only the ground, walls, and ceiling frozen.
Rolled 14, 2, 16 = 32 (3d20)>>995275Pick back up the antlers and ATTACK!Aim for the Horns
Rolled 8, 12, 13, 15 = 48 (4d20)>>995275>>995277"OVERDRIVE!" Aim for the front legs/arms of Cupid
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>995275...I've been waiting for this a long time.> Use the Chemical FLAME thrower to thaw the ice, and melt the Cupid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCcINFERNO!
>>995296Specifically the legs, If I may add.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>995275Time to work on the next bullyAttack as hard as I can
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>995275Go fight the criminal/mugger combo. Move to shank the Mugger in the ribcage with my aluminum sword.
>>995275>Break the ice on the door to get into the fight and guard.
>>995277Azkeroth swings, targeting at the Antler III!The first horn hits!The second horn misses.The third horn hits, degrading the horns, but not taking them all the way out!>>995279Jack targets the front legs!The first horn hits!The second horn hits!The third horn hits, breaking the front left leg!The fourth horn hits, breaking the front right leg!>>995296>>995297Aleera uses her Chemical Thrower to burn away the ice around Cupid, but not close enough to do much damage to the back legs!>>995304Harvey does a slap on Bully B.>>995307Ordinary Guy misses.>>995339Blacker Baron finds the door is easy to open to get in-- but then the doors slam shut behind him, freezing in place. Well, damn.-The School, The Pool-Cupid creates a shield of 11 icicles as they spin rapidly!Cupid jumps upwards and bucks the pool with all his force, making the entire pool frozen and able to walk on again!Jack Frost and Azkeroth are trapped under the layer of ice!Jack is drowning... (1/3)Azkeroth is drowning... (1/3)-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully B throws Harvey into a locker!Bully C punches Harvey in his right temple!Harvey is low on HP.-The City, 10th Street-Mugger A pulls out a Dagger!Criminal A pulls out a rare Desert Eagle!
Rolled 1, 20, 17, 1 = 39 (4d20)>>995500Use the Antlers to break the ice.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>995500(triple dubs very nice)keep fighting the bullies
Rolled 18, 3, 13 = 34 (3d20)>>995500Break the ice with my antlersBut stab don't swing.Use them like an ice pick
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>995500> Keep up the work of SETTING THE WORLD ON FIRE!Or at least this fuck's hind legs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVXi_UVkTs
>>995511As I actually reed the things now...I'd rather try melting its shields.
Rolled 12, 5, 5 = 22 (3d20)>>995500If Jack or Azkeroth are still trapped then>Break them out.If not then>Attack Cupid.
>>995501Jack tries to swing his Antler III through the water!The first horn does nothing.The second horn makes a reasonable crack!The third horn chips the ice even more!The fourth horn does nothing.>>995503Harvey misses completely.>>995504>>995507Azkeroth swings again!The first horn chips the ice even more!The second horn misses.The third horn hits, making the ice incredibly shallow...>>995511>>995515Aleera unleashes the Chemical Thrower once again, but misses and only hits the pool! A hole opens, letting Jack and Azkeroth have a chance to escape!>>995576Blacker Baron swings his Antler II at Cupid's shield!The first horn breaks an icicle!The second horn misses.The third horn misses.-The School, The Pool-Cupid launches 10 icicles!Four of them go toward Aleera! She dodges one of them, and is hit by three.Aleera is low on HP.Four of them go toward Blacker Baron! He dodges three of them, and is only hit by one.Two of them go towards Azkeroth! He is hit by both, but regenerates his health quickly.Jack is drowning... (2/3)Azkeroth is drowning... (2/3)-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A misses.Bully C slaps Harvey pretty hard!Harvey is on his last legs...
>>995728Get out through the hole.
Rolled 12, 17, 13 = 42 (3d20)>>995728Escape the damn pool and ATTACK!
Rolled 20, 16, 2, 16 = 54 (4d20)>>995728>>995729Actually, hop out of the hole like Jaws and fuck up Cupid.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>995728I'm not dead yet so I'll keep fightingAttack the bulliesGrab them by the backs of their heads and knock them together
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>995728...Alright, I'm starting to get sick of this.Boys, better hurry up, this fuck is not going to fuck around for long I believe.> Charred remains of his is what I want. Or at least well done. Non English well done, mind you.
Rolled 10, 17, 3 = 30 (3d20)>>995728>Fuck Cupid up.
>>995729>>995746Jack bursts through the hole, spraying Cupid with a fuckload of incredible hits!The first horn bursts Cupid's heart!The second horn leaves a giant hole in the chest!The third horn misses.The fourth horn leaves a hole in the stomach!>>995745Azkeroth assists with his Antler II!The first horn sprays blood!The second horn bathes in it!The third horn is all Cupid can take anymore!>>995749Harvey clocks Bully A and C's heads together, ending their fury.>>995758Aleera chars any remaining ice, but can't hit Cupid.>>995787Blacker Baron guts the rest of the corpse.-The School, The Pool-All of the ice suddenly begins to melt, the water flooding into Cupid's wounds and making him live again!>"I shall not fall."Jack Frost, Blacker Baron, Azkeroth and Aleera vs. Reborn CupidReborn Cupid begins to conjure up ice behind his orb...Water Demon A is summoned!Water Demon B is summoned!
Rolled 19, 11, 13, 13 = 56 (4d20)>>995845"Oh fuck me." Launch myself at Water Demon B and swing at it with the Antler III
Rolled 1, 20, 2 = 23 (3d20)>>995845>Gut water demon A
>>995845Welp...Bottom's up.> Suc- I mean drink the Ko-cktail.If any fuck is up to it, you might want to join in now.You know, epic loot and SAVE ME!
Rolled 11, 20, 18 = 49 (3d20)>>995845>If it tastes like bullshit and looks like bullshit it's bullshit.Attack now!Go straight for Cupid!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>995845(No candycanes so I guess bully B is still active)alright lets end this fight and the remaining bully with a single blow
>>995851Jack leaps and swings...but his entire body and weapon go right through it, and he falls into the pool!>>995853Blacker Baron finds that he goes through the demon too, and into the pool!>>995855Aleera chugs a Ko Kocktail, giving her full health and regeneration for two turns!>>995857Azkeroth throws himself at the dry ice shield!The first horn does nothing!The second horn doesn't even dent it!The third horn does jack shit as well!>>995868Harvey calls it.-1st Floor, Hallway->Harvey gains 8 Candy Canes, and now has 14.-The School, The Pool-Cupid launches his ice orb at Azkeroth!Azkeroth is frozen in a block of ice!Water Demon A whooshes and submerges his body over Blacker Baron's!Blacker Baron is drowning... (1/3) (Roll to struggle!)Water Demon B floats Jack back up to the surface, only to submerge him completely in the demon body!Jack Frost is drowning... (1/3) (Roll to struggle!)
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>995935>Struggle
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>995935FUCKING STRUGGLE
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>995935More searchingMaybe something good this time
>>995935>Scream internally at how bullshit this battle is.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>995935More than one enemy?Niiiice.> Wide nozzle, flame thrower, Nothing wrong there. Hit everything moving, standing, doesn't matter, as long as it's enemies. Also thaw the ice off my buddies.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>995935>Welp can't move. Time to stare at shit.While I bitch analyze the water shitheads.
>>995941Blacker Baron fails to overpower Water Demon A!>>995942Jack breaks free of Water Demon B and coughs at the edge of the pool!>>995951Harvey does a search in the School:-3 Bullies (Easy)-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Medium)-10 Bullies (Hard)>>995953Azkeroth praises the QM a bit. I try my hardest, my dude.>>995955Aleera swings her Thrower around, thawing Azkeroth with a mighty spurt! Jesus, she best be careful, she almost turned Azkeroth into a douchekebab.>>996091Azkeroth begins to inspect the enemies...>Reborn Cupid - Held together by water and hope, yet extremely powerful. A single hit could end him.>Water Demon - Water beats fire, fire beats ice, ice beats water...-The School, The Pool-Reborn Cupid is charging another sphere of ice...Water Demon A continues drowning Blacker Baron... (2/3)Water Demon B splashes water onto Aleera's face! (-2 to Aleera's next roll)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>996134Help get the shitty Water Demon off of Blacker Baron.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>996134alright, enough of this bullshit.> Taser to the FUCKING ANYTHING IT HITS! I WILL NOT STOP SHOCKING HIM UNTIL HIS MUSCLES STOPED SPASMING BECAUSE HIS NERVE SYSTEM GOT FRIED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN!FUCK YOU CUPID! FUCK YOU KINDLY!
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>996134>Struggle.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>996134(Go after the thug and bully need to progress and attacking 3 bullies would only be stagnation)Go after the thug straight off as that will be the greatest threat
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>996134>Fucking faggot bullshit 'lel I revive but stronker assholes!' and their utter bullshit perfect defence and crapTake the chemical thrower and melt the casing for the fire extinguisher.So we can get it.
>>996142>>996168Jack Frost and Blacker Baron get away from Water Demon A easily.>>996147Aleera misses, unfortunately.>>996172Harvey runs and slaps Thug A instantly.>>996190Azkeroth misses...and fuck, I hate to do this to you, but the Chemical Thrower is out of ammo.-The School, The Pool-Reborn Cupid fires another ball of magic ice at Aleera, but it misses completely, hitting a pool chair and freezing it completely!Water Demon A splashes water at Jack! (-2 to your next roll)Water Demon B misses.-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A pulls out a Swiss Army Knife!Bully A is preparing...
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>996220Throw a molotov at it!We we will get the extinguisher
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>996220... Fly above the pool.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>996220(this may be an invalid action since it has multiple parts but asking for the rules of engagament during a fight is unwise so as alternate action a lone sternum strike with the knee)Test my skills on the thugKick the Swiss Army knife from his hand and follow up with a knee to the sternum
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>996220>>996249This guy looks like he needs a jumpstart.> Toss him.
>>996249>>996220>>996278Yell at Cupid. "HEY YOU CHEF BOYARDEE LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. STOP BEING A LITTLE PISS BABY AND HIT ME. AWWWW, YOU ARE TOO BUSY HIDING IN YOUR SAFE SPACE AND LETTING OUT YOUR WATER JETS? GOD DAMN, THE SJWs HAVE MORE DIGNITY THAN YOU."
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>996220>Find an icicle to use as a weapon.
>>996223Azkeroth perfectly tosses the Molotov, melting away the ice and revealing the fire extinguisher!>>996249>>996278Jack fails to fly once again, but Aleera walks up and woah WOAH WHAT ARE YOU--Aleera throws Jack, making him fly right over the demons! Wow, this is neat, actually.>>996269Harvey the Determinator fucks up.>>996302Jack starts screaming at Reborn Cupid, causing a spike in cold temperature!>>996330Blacker Baron finds an incredible, perfect icicle for piercing the heavens! And then he steps on the top half of it. Shit.-The School, The Pool-Reborn Cupid is charging a magic ball of ice...Water Demon A begins to shift and shape into a ladder!Water Demon B climbs the ladder to end up next to Jack Frost, ready to launch!-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A stabs Harvey the Determinator!Bully A misses.Harvey the Determinator is low on HP.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>996340>Look for another icicle.
>>996340Keep yelling at Cupid. "AW, LOOK AT THE LITTLE CRYBABY. YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS HURT, DIDN'T YOU? GET GOOD, YOU SWISS CHEESE REINDEER. I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL GET MY HANDS ON YOUR SHITTY NECK AND USE THESE ANTLERS TO TEAR UP YOUR MANHOOD! OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE MANHOOD. YOU'RE A WOMAN, BUT WORSE!"
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>996340> don my knucklesAlright, party will start soon.> prepare to hit anything coming close to jack.I know I can't to any damage, but as long as I can distract them.
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>996340Grab extinguisher.Ice the demons with it.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>996340(I suppose such a spectactular failure is answer enough to my query, a single non-complex action is how things will proceed)Attack the thug
>>996343Blacker Baron finds that the entire room is basically icicles and ice.>>996351Jack screams for Cupid's attention!>>996354Aleera tries to jump towards Water Demon B, and goes through it...and she gets the demon to target her!>>996356Azkeroth yanks the extinguisher, and pulls the trigger...Jesus Christ. Not only is the latch frozen, but the hose itself is too.>>996364Harvey clocks the thug in the sternum! He reels back in pain.-The School, The Pool-Water Demon A suddenly latches onto Jack, splitting from the pool and covering himself in Jack!Jack is suffocating...Water Demon B drops the ladder and dives into Aleera!Aleera is suffocating... (1/3)Reborn Cupid becomes furious and fires his magic at Jack! It succeeds, but manages to freeze Water Demon A, dropping Jack like a ton of bricks into the water!Jack is frozen in a block of ice!-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A stabs Harvey again!Bully A slaps Harvey, but not hard enough to finish him.Harvey is on his last legs...
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>996617Attack the thug
Rolled 15, 12, 3 = 30 (3d20)>>996617A chance!Attack water demon AAnd talk shit to Cupid>Okay so to boils down this series of events. Firstly we murder all his friends and loot them for resources, quite fun I might add, then come here and utterly wreck him, who by the way is powered by his friends who we JUST murdered, and then decimate him like a car decimates a kid with leukemia. Then after realizing his pitiful failure instead of dying like a man like comet, who I deeply respect as that magnificent bastard almost slaughtered me he hides in a ball of ice. Then he summons things to kill us. Only for them to be absolutely shit at that! All they can do isfrown us slowly while he hides and shoots shitty ice blasts to inconvenience us minorly? Can I fight comet again? I know I killed him but still he was less of a fucking disappointment.
>>996617Scream in Midi Format, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGBgVvmfKvM
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>996617>Get the demon off of Aleera.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>996617> Get back on land, by struggling against this fuck.I got an idea what to do with this fire extinguisher.
>>996634Harvey slams his fist into the Thug, finishing him off.>>996641Azkeroth swings his weapon down while spitting fire.The first horn hits, cracking the shell!The second horn hits, shattering Water Demon A as it evaporates into nothing!>>996648Jack screams in midi form.>>996658>>996671Blacker Baron and Aleera escape from the demon.-The School, The Pool-Reborn Cupid's shield becomes weaker...Reborn Cupid is charging another ice ball...Water Demon B begins to swirl around and disconnect from the pool, flying towards Azkeroth!Azkeroth is drowning... (1/3)-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A misses.
>>996758Don't even fight.Just flip off Cupid with a smug grin on my face.And eat reindeer meat too.
>>996758I guess just get out of the pool and prepare Antler III.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>996758Claim the Swiss Army knife and attack the bully with it
>>996767Instead of eating I'll just pull out the remains of his dead friend.Show it off a bit.
>>996758...> notice I was wearing my school uniform.> notice I was dunked into the water.> twice.> Pro'lly the wrong day to go commando.> Regret, shame, and anger flood into my body. Oh, this fucker of a reindeer better be prepared for what comes next.
>>996758>Wave to Demon B.
>>996767>>996777Azkeroth finds that Water Demon A is dead, so he just eats some Reindeer Meat.Azkeroth is back to full HP!>Reindeer Meat Remaining: 8>>996773Jack exits the pool and prepares.>>996775Harvey picks up the Swiss Army Knife and ends Bully A instantly.>>996786Aleera continues preparing.>>996807Blacker Baron waves to Azkeroth's current issue.-The Pool, The School-Reborn Cupid fires his ice ball...and gets a nat 1...and lands it right into Water Demon B.Azkeroth is frozen in a block of ice!-1st Floor, Hallway->Harvey gains 18 Candy Canes, and now has 32.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>996853Get healed up
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>996853>Just according to keikaku.>Side note: Keikaku means planExamine aleera.Maybe I can see her HP count.
>>996853They just appeared out of nowhere.It started out as "hey, tell nobody I'm here", and guess what, the next best second they are already trying to skin you alive... If you are lucky.Rape and sexual harassment are one thing, but those "things"... a whole different level.It's sickening.Oh so sickening.And then they don't stop there, no, of course they have to ambush someone who was minding their own business, not having a care for the world.And oh so IGNORANT! I was just trying to deescalate the situation, but they decided "no, this bloodshed is unacceptable" BEFORE TRYING TO EVICORATE THE VERY PERSON WHO WAS NOT WANTING ANY OF THIS!AND AT GOOD LAST! THIS FUCK RIGHT HERE!REFUSING TO ACCEPT DEATH LIKE ANY OF THEIR BRETHEREN!NO, THAT WON'T DO! I WILL HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND SOME FUCKING MAGIC!AND GUESS WHAT! THAT WASN'T EVEN HIS FINAL FORM!THEY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!AND NOW I'M JUST SICK OF THEM!OH SO SICK OF SEEING THEM RUNNING AROUND, ASSULTING ANYONE THEY SEE, SEXUALLY AND VIOLENTLY!I! CANNOT! STAND THIS!> Prepare to make some redecoration. Let's start with the walls, they are in need of coating. As well as the floor... and the celling. Preferably Reindeer-blood-red.
Rolled 10, 16, 5, 18 = 49 (4d20)>>996853I guess...smash Azk out.
>>996901>>996853Actually, attack Demon B with those rolls.
Rolled 19, 19, 3 = 41 (3d20)>>996853>Attack Cupid when his shield is down.
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>996853>>996897> Rip and tear into Cupid's face, from the front, until we reach his torso.There is no such thing as "Overkill".Don't care if it's dead or not.Let's just get this out of our system, right?
>>996870Harvey goes to the Nurse's Office and goes back to full health. He feels stronger than usual, almost if everything around him feels a bit...harder? Eh, probably a passing feeling.>>996880Azkeroth inspects Aleera; she seems quite well, despite the very long fight.>>996897Aleera is fucking FUMING, but still finds she cannot touch Reborn Cupid.>>996901>>996904Jack swings his Antler III down!The first horn hits!The second horn hits!The third horn misses.The fourth horn finally smashes Azk out, breaking the last demon!-The Pool, The School->>996924>>996934And just like that, Cupid's magical connection is cut! The dry ice orb shatters into pieces, slowly trying to go into Reborn Cupid, but only freezing his legs together and breaking off his antler!>"WAIT! NO! I CAN'T SWI--"Cupid lands into the pool with a loud SMACK, sinking to the bottom, leaving only x3 Reindeer Meat and an Antler III floating.You have won the battle!>Jack Frost has gained 6 Christmas Spirit, and now has 1,155 Candy Canes.>Level Up!>New Perk: H E K N O W S A L L (9 Christmas Spirit) - Santa Claus is coming to town. You gain a +4 to all Inspect rolls, and a +2 to any chosen skill of your choice. Once you select, you cannot switch it. This is the last perk you can get from Christmas Spirit.The reindeer have grown stronger.
>>996944Start looting the remains.There got to be something in this fuck, which we can put to good use.
>>996944Grab the antlers and the reindeer meat
>>996944Give Aleera, Azk, and Blacker Baron 150. Keep 150 just for me.
>>996944Also change into some new clothes.I have some in my inventory no?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>996944Now to progress even furtherSeek out those that must be destroyed
>>996944Ah, yes... clothing.> Pick the best looking clothes, and change it...in the changing rooms, obviously.AND NOBODY PEEK!Else I might feel compelled to NOT vent my frustration over binge-studying, but rather something - or someone - else.
>>996944>Check up on Mary.
>>996950>>996954>Antler III - You might think four horns is a bit overkill, but...uh...hm. This item is too heavy to hold with one hand.>Reindeer Meat (3) - Made from champions now gone. Heals half of your health.Aleera gets first dibs on both items, finding that everything is getting quite heavy.>>996956Jack does some Candy Cane management:>Jack has lost 450 Candy Canes, and now has 705.>Jack has lost the perk: HE KNOWS ALL.>Aleera has gained 150 Candy Canes, and now has 250.>Azkeroth has gained 150 Candy Canes, and now has 930 and a new perk!>Blacker Baron has gained 150 Candy Canes, and now has 250.>>996964Azkeroth switches out his clothes to something less damp; a black t-shirt with some grey sweatpants.>>996966Harvey does another search in the School:-3 Bullies (Easy)-1 Thug, 3 Bullies (Medium)-2 Thugs, 4 Bullies (Hard)>>996973>>996964(Azkeroth's Stealth Roll: Succeeded)As Aleera begins to remove her soaking wet and freezing clothes, Azkeroth manages to sneak over and peek a glance without her noticing. It's rather lewd, actually-- because of the fight, the sweat makes her have an almost shiny look to Aleera, with her hair soaked down her back, a few stray strands going around her shoulders or down her chest.>>997252Blacker Baron goes to the Nurse's Office, getting fully healed.>"Jeez, it looks like you were completely beat to death and back!"Donner the Summoner has spawned on the Rooftop.Blitzen the Arcane has spawned on 1st Street.
>>997867> This reindeer is history, and so is the next thing I'll be binge studying.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>997867(I barely hung on last time, but thats no reason to stop pushing, 2 Thugs and 4 Bullies will be a good test)Try my knife skills on one of the Thugs
>>997867>...Worth it... Definitely worth it...Sneak back out.I should head for the science class.
>>997892Aleera goes and studies... (F. History, 1/2 until C+)>>997900Harvey runs in and plunges his knife right into Thug A, making him screech in pain and drop to the ground!>>997924Azkeroth in an effort to try and ignore the growing issue in his pants, goes to study. (F. Science, 1/2 until C+)>>997926Glimmer wakes up in a snow bank. She'd be cold, but, you know, Russian. This shit is basically memory foam to her.-2nd Floor, Hallway-Thug B pulls out a Swiss Army Knife!Bully A is preparing...Bully B is preparing...Bully C is preparing...Bully D is preparing...
>>997945Continue studying.Continue denial
>>997892But geez, this stuff is heavy...> Place it into my Adventurer Inventory, which is directly linked to the Science Clubs hammer-space apparently.> Continue studying.Did unlock C+ already, next grade would be C.
>>997951Antlers and Meat, that is.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>997945coutinue attacking the thug
>>997945"Oh, okay"Go study history
>>997951Apparently it's B- now.
>>997948Denial makes it stronger.>Freshman Science Grade: C+>>997951>>997957Aleera puts it into the black hole that is the guild's inventory and corrects OP for being a faggot.>Freshman History Grade: B->You now have double health for the rest of the event.>>997963Harvey uses his force to kill the other thug.>>997996Glimmer studies... (F. History, 1/2 until C+)-2nd Floor, Hallway-Bully A kicks Harvey to the ground!Bully B puts Harvey in a choke hold!Bully C punches Harvey in the head!Bully D grabs Harvey away from all of them and opens a nearby locker, smashing Harvey's head into it!Harvey is on his last legs...
>>998036> You cannot stop the Study-train!
>>998037So...How have you been holding up?Where have you been?
>>998036Think about other things.Like fighting comet.The first time I died.Distractions are key.And continue studying
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>998036Knife the bullies
Rolled 3, 4, 9 = 16 (3d10)>>998036Look for normal enemies in the school.
>>998037Glimmer finishes.>Freshman History Grade: C+>>998038Aleera keeps going. (F. History, 1/2 until B)>>998048Azkeroth tries to get his mind somewhere else by thinking about the grueling fight with Cupid...and walking over to the dressing room...and looking at those luscious tits oh for fuck's sake it got worse (F. Science, 1/2 until B-)>>998051Harvey does a weak stab into Bully A, but it wasn't enough to down him.>>998104Jack does a search inside the School:-1 Thug, 2 Bullies (Easy)-1 Thug, 4 Bullies (Medium)-1 Elf, 4 Thugs (Hard)-2nd Floor, Hallway-Bully A clocks Harvey, sending him to one knee again.Bully B lays down the final kick, eventually killing Harvey.Harvey has lost 11 Candy Canes, and now has 21.
>>998120Continue studying And look around the science class for other girls.That might help me forget.
>>998120>1 Thug, Four bullies.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>998120(Good, good now I know my upper limit, time to push past it)Search the school
>>998120> I was trying to think of something witty and interesting, but all I could think about was studying more history.Also, try to ignore the fact that you were ignored by Glom.
>>998144"O-Oh uh, hey"
>>998159Oh good, you did hear me!Well, what have you been doing up until now? I'm just a bit curious if you ran into any... complications.
>>998163"What kind of complications? I just woke up in the comfy snow about 20 minutes ago."
>>998176Oh... well...It's kind complicated, but...there are these reindeers.They kind of assault people...Well, used to.Until Some people cough Az cough turned them into... varying degrees of fresh meat.And the last one we fought, well, you see that these clothes don't fit me that well, right?I had to change after getting soaking wet after an encounter with this "Cupid" character, and me, Az, this guy called jack, he has wings because I gave them a potion, funny story really, and Baron.He had friggin magic. The pool area. Completely frozen over, water everywhere...Anyways, it might not be very safe outside... or anywhere, for that matter.So now I'm studying history to learn from battles fought in the past.You can check our Club's inventory, we probably have some antlers in there as prove. And meat.
>>998195And I do have to say...When ever I see Az fighting, I somehow get this weird feeling... It wasn't there before, but... now it is.If I didn't knew it better, I'd say it's just my hormones showing affection for Az, but that would be retarded, right?Hahahahaha... ha...
>>998199>>998195"Oh...""Guess I'll just be studying here then, outside does sound dangerous."
>>998125All of them have starter kit/tit mounds, but they're basically incomparable.>>998127Jack hops into a battle, wings fluffed.>>998130Harvey continues searching, with incredible luck...-1 Thug (Easy)-5 Thugs, 2 Bullies (Medium)-3 Thugs, 10 Bullies (Hard)-Donner the Summoner (???)>>998135>>998142Glimmer keeps at it. (F. History, 1/2 until B-)>>998144>>998159>>998163>>998176>>998195>>998199>>998201JUST FUCK ALREA-- Aleera finishes.>Freshman History Grade: B-3rd Floor, Hallway-Thug A pulls out a rare Dagger!Bully A is preparing...Bully B is preparing...Bully C is preparing...Bully D is preparing...
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>998293"MAGICIAN'S RED!" Throw a Molotov at the enemies.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>998293(Donner? well far be it for me to shy away from a challenge)ready my knifeblood will spill
>>998293> This is going down in historyOr something like that.Not sure if RUDE or L-LEWD
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>998293Time to try out my new abilities.Brew a milkshake
>>998293>Run to Jack's fight and guard.
>>998296Glimmer finishes.>Freshman History Grade: B->You now have double health for the rest of the event.>>998308Jack aims and throws a Molotov!Bullies A and B catch fire, along with Thug A!>>998316Harvey walks up to the rooftop, and finds a reindeer unlike anything anyone has ever seen. The horns have a cyan aurora, and crackling electricity covers a magic circle around Donner himself.>"Welcome to the beginning of the end."Harvey vs. Donner the Summoner>>998318Aleera keeps studying. (F. History, 1/2 until B+)>>998320Azkeroth finds that he doesn't have the ingredients for that.>>998375Blacker Baron runs to the third floor and guards.-3rd Floor, Hallway-Thug A burns up completely.Bully A burns up completely.Bully B burns up completely.Bully C misses.Bully D punches Jack in the stomach! Ow.-Rooftop-Donner summons 5 elves!Donner creates a shield around himself.Elf A is preparing...Elf B is preparing...Elf C is preparing...Elf D is preparing...Elf E is preparing...
Rolled 20, 11, 9, 15 = 55 (4d20)>>998462Smash the antlers into Bully C.
>>998462Well start exercising I guess.
>>998462> I can haz next grade
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>998462Hmm, I recall an earlier encounter with one of your typeThat one was just as cockyand now its no moreQuickly attack with everything I have
Rolled 20, 20, 8 = 48 (3d20)>>998462>Gore bully D with my antlers.
>>998465Glimmer (F. History, 1/2 until B)>>998469Jack rampages into Bully C!The first horn tears him apart!The second horn kills him.>>998474Azkeroth begins to exercise more... (1/5)>>998478Sure.>Freshman History Grade: B+>>998483Harvey directly lies as he slits Elf A-- not enough to take it out.>>998511Blacker Baron lifts up his Antler II, and brings it down with such force that Bully D basically fucking explodes!-3rd Floor, Hallway-You have won the battle!>Jack has gained 27 Candy Canes, and now has 732.>Blacker Baron has gained 6 Candy Canes, and now has 256.-Rooftop-Elf A throws a snowball at Harvey! It hits!Elf B unleashes a Candy Cane Sword and thrusts his sword into Harvey's back!Elf C unleashes another Candy Cane Sword and slashes at Harvey, sending him into the ground!Elves D and E bury Harvey under the snow.Harvey has lost 7 Candy Canes, and now has 14.
>>998679>Clear my mind and feel the burn.Continue exercising
>>998690>>998679Holy fuck how many times can I fuck up the trip?
>>998679I will be ready soon enough.> studies continue.
( I'm not one to question a GM often but did this not happen?>>993279In particular the final blow?)>>998679Find Donner
>>998690>>998698Glimmer is done.>Freshman History Grade: B>>998696Azkeroth keeps working... (2/5)>>998711Aleera keeps working... (F. History, 1/2 until A+)>>998753As if I'd be that cheap. The person who gets the big bucks is the person who does the most damage, not the person who fucks up the whole time and then lays the finishing move.Harvey finds Donner. All the enemies have despawned, resetting the fight back to square one.>"Welcome back."
>>998819Continue exercise.Have regrets about things.
>>998819Keep studying holy fuck.
>>998819That's quite a leap, but ok. Not like it matters.> master (?) History class.Or get the perk, either way finished with history.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>998819(So how is what I said a lie?)Attack
>>998819Loot the bodies.
>>998830More specifically regrets about peeking
>>998830Azkeroth continues... (3/5)>>998845Glimmer is wasting her time. (F. History, 1/2 until B+)>>998856Aleera makes OP realize he's shit.>Freshman History Grade: A->You now have triple health for the rest of the event.>>998897Harvey swings, but can't get through the shield!>>999129Jack decides to loot the bodies.>Clothes (5) - You know, the shit you put on.>Dagger - Built to kill; a single hit could take any under-prepared piece of shit by storm.-Rooftop-Donner summons 6 Elves!Elves A, B, C, D, E, and F are preparing...
>>999192Go study history.
>>999192> It's time to get fit.Let's go exercise.Specifically punching shit.
>>999192>Glimmer is wasting her time.Fuck off m8 I swear on me mum. Keep studying
>>999212Of course I fuck up the trip
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>999192(Not talking to me now? Perhaps you think I care about some trivial event, let me assure you that I don't)Attack
>>999192>Go out to a fancy clothing store and look at the suits and dresses.
>>999210The usual training.Jabs, Punches, Uppercuts, and so on.But never forget SHADOW BOXING.Just for the LuLz, try to punch so hard, that it would tear the time-space continuum.What could go wrong?Really now?
>>1000019What about 999999?
>>999201Jack studies. (F. History, 1/2 until C+)>>999204Azkeroth is getting buff... (4/5)>>999212Glimmer does it again, despite realizing all of her progress will be deleted the second the event ends.>Freshman History Grade: B+>>999235Harvey misses.>>999458Blacker Baron goes to a pretty expensive clothing shop, selling free rental tuxedos until the end of the Christmas season. Yay!>>999997>>1000003RIP YouthQuest fame.-Rooftop-The elves do so much damage, I don't even want to humiliate you.Harvey has lost 5 Candy Canes, and now has 9.Tip: Team up with your friends to take on tougher, more grueling enemies!
>>1003112Continue and try to focus on exercise And fail
>>1003140>Forgot my tripbaka
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1003112(do I really need to say it?we both know I'm going after Donner, againso let's just continue, okay?)Return to Donner and Attack
>>1003112>Take a tuxedo, and look for a beautiful dress for Mary.
>>1003112Go to gym class and exercise!
>>1003121> train some more.>>1003211Hey there Glam, want to workout together?
>>1004194"Huh? Alright, why not."
>>1004194Might be more fun together, you know?Listen, maybe we can invite some more people for this. Hold on...>>1003146Hey, Az! Want to come over to train a bit? I'm here with glam right now, so are you comming or what?
>>1004208The place is the gym, I'm already working up some sweat, maybe we could go spare after this, aye?
>>1004208"To be honest I don't want this to make me very buff or anything. I just thought this should be a fun thing to do."
>>1004208>NodWait I mean>Yes...I I'd love to... Work out I mean... Just uh... Give me a second.
>>1004241So it's a date then?> is refering to "date" as specific point in time for meeting up, not acctual date.
>>1004402>Stunned Silence >"OK............"
>>1003121Jack finishes.>Freshman History Grade: C+>>1003140>>1003146Azkeroth, although absolutely ripped, still can't seem to get his mind up and his pants down.>You now have a +2 to all melee/unarmed rolls.>>1003148Harvey walks up to the rooftop.>"Let's get this over with.">>1003186Blacker Baron gets a tuxedo with a white collar and red tie, while also getting Mary a simple pink dress with a delicate zipper for...well, "fast access".>>1003211>>1004194>>1004204>>1004208>>1004226>>1004241>>1004402>>1004451Wew laddy, working out happens. (1/4)-Rooftop-Donner rips at Harvey with his antlers!The first horn hits!The second horn misses.The third horn hits!The fourth horn obliterates!The fifth horn finally finishes Harvey off.Harvey has lost 3 Candy Canes, and now has 6.
>>1005546Keep working out.
>>1005546>Wear the tuxedo and hope like hell it gives speech gains.>Give the dress to Mary.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1005546return to the rooftops and donner againattack
>>1005546> Give quite a show while working outSo... I might have missed some things. Can any of you guys explain to me what happened while I was absent?For example, why isn't Nous' corpse decaying? Like, you know, any normal carcass? The others show decomposition to some extent, but not nous.
>>1005588Hold on...Can you guys give me a second? If I'm about to properly train, I'll just need second to change into my gym stuff, ok?> Change to Gym Clothing in the changing rooms
>>1005551>>1005546Go change into gym clothing in the changing rooms as well because, why the fuck not.
>>1005546Wait for aleera to finish changing.
>>1005551Glimmer keeps working. (2/4)>>1005555Jack suddenly feels the power of Patrick Bateman, and a classic potion drops from the sky.>Health Potion - Well gee, what the fuck do you think it does, smartass? We're gonna need to call Sherlock Holmes back from the grave to take a good, hard look at this shit.>>1005573Blacker finds that the tux doesn't give a speech boost-- but DAMN, is he sexy.>>1005585Harvey tries to push the door open, but it appears to have been frozen shut. He pushes and pushes-- sadly, he doesn't have enough strength alone to break it open. Maybe, though, if he got another person...>>1005588Aleera keeps working... (2/5)>>1005643>>1005714>>1005799Glimmer and Aleera change into thin tanktops and shorts for exercising.>>1005799Azkeroth waits-- this time where his eyes SHOULD be.
>>1005883Neat. Pocket it then...Study!
>>1005883>Go to Mary's office and give her the dress.
>>1005883Well time to exercise I guess.
>>1005883> time to contine my training.And what about all this stuff on the rooftops?
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1005883(You really think a frozen door will stop me from tryingHahaha)Destroy the door and go after Donner
>>1005883Go back to gym class and EXERCISE!
>>1005894Jack finishes again.>Freshman History Grade: B->You now have double health for the rest of the event.>>1005899Blacker Baron gives Mary the dress.>"It...it's beautiful! I can't believe you got me this!"She seems to be having a giggle fit before throwing her arms around you.>"Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou sooooo much~!">>1005902Azkeroth decides to exercise... (1/4)>>1005912Aleera keeps going... (3/4)>>1005920Harvey can't seem to break the door.>>1005936Glimmer works more... (3/4)(Ladies and gentlemen-- what happens when you get a nat 100.)Donner the Summoner puts up a shield!>"Welcome back, Har-- wait. Who the...what the fuck are you?""..."
Rolled 19, 1, 8 = 28 (3d20)>>1008945>Kiss Mary and tell her I have something I need to take care of.>Beat the everlasting shit out of Harvey.
>>1008945Well then, You ready for that match yet Az?> Finish up
>>1008945Alright, try to find that Donner/Reindeer guy.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1008945Never give upWe must believeDestroy the doorFind Donner and attack
>>1008952>But hold on.>Are we wagering anything for when I win.
>>1009001Yeah, just give me a short moment.Got to finish up real quick!~>>1009015Umm...If you want... I guess?What you having in mind?
>>1009019>Okay. The winner gets one (1) request. That may not involve any form of servitude.>>1008945So continue exercising
>>1009025...Sounds iffy.What kind of request would you have in mind?
>>1009027>Nothing worrisome. Why are you scared?
>>1009038Not scared as such, but rather precautious.You could pretty much order anything from me...And I don't see anything you could offe-> ドキ ドキ... S-sure.OK THEN!But as I said, I got to finish my reps really quick, ok?
>>1008950Blacker Baron tongues Mary's throat, runs upstairs, and jumps Harvey!The first horn jars him!The second horn misses.The third horn hits!>>1008952>>1009001>>1009015>>1009019 (WEW)>>1009025>>1009027>>1009038>>1009049Aleera (now with a +1 to all melee/unarmed rolls) and Azkeroth then stand in front of each other for a duel.>Reward: Request (1)Begin!>>1008957Jack finds the door too heavy for one person to push, and then sees Blacker Baron brutally murdering Harvey.>>1008961Harvey, ignoring the incoming pain, still can't bust through the door.>>1008993Glimmer finishes.>You now have a +1 to all melee/unarmed rolls.-Rooftop-Donner summons 3 Elves!Elf A is prepar--Elf B is prepar--Elf C is prepar--??? picks up Elf A and chucks it so hard, Elf B and Elf C get caught in the range and fly off the building with enough distance to make Micheal Phelps blush."My domain. My rules."
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1009108Ok.Now pay attention Glam, you might learn a thing or-> KIDNEY PUNCH!
>>1009108"Hey, asshole, help me." Push it.
Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1009108>Sweep the leg.
>>1009108Spectate the sparing between Aleera and Azkeroth.Try not to look lewd in my gym uniform.
Rolled 5, 20, 1 = 26 (3d20)>>1009108>Quit bullying Harvey and bullrush Donner.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1009108"DAMN YOU DONNER!POSSESSING THE CHILDREN OF THIS SCHOOL AND HAVING THEM ATTACK ME!YOU ABSOLUTE COWARD!"Donner has gone to far this timeHe must be destroyedBreak the door find Donner and attack
>>1009115Aleera directly grabs Azkeroth and punches him in the kidney, completely shocking him!>>1009126Jack is pushing...>>1009128Azkeroth sweeps Aleera, sending her down ass-first!>>1009149Glimmer finds a slight need to pull her shirt down a bit more watching this.>>1009158Blacker Baron swings for the final time!The first horn misses...But the second horn send Harvey's body into the door, finally busting it open!>>1009171Ya dead son-Rooftop-What the fight looks like is...strange. A completely naked body is standing, covered in the blood of several thugs, bullies, elves, and from the tattered remains of what once was, even demons. The body itself, however, has no genitals, no hair at all anywhere, no nipples, and barely any features except the outline of his ribcage...and the face of Frank.Aside from that, Donner sits in a shield with a wicked grin on his face.>"Ah, so the REAL battle finally begins!"Jack Frost, Blacker Baron, and Frank(?) vs. Donner the Summoner
Rolled 1, 5, 18, 14 = 38 (4d20)>>1009248Throw some clothing at Frank before attacking the shield with my antlers.
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1009248> Kick him in the gut, and use the momentum to stand back up on my feet.
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1009248Now for a blow to the sternum.>Dancing the line between victory and defeat... how fun.
Rolled 4, 4, 6 = 14 (3d20)>>1009248>Wait for Donner to summon something and then tear it to pieces.
>>1009248Take that precaution, then keep watching the fight.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1009248(Dead, in an event where you said permadeath was off?Explain yourself)Continue on as I haveDestroy the doorFind DonnerAttack
>>1009258Jack throws clothing at Frank-- which quickly manages to absorb into his skin-- and swings his Antler III!The first horn misses.The second horn misses.The third horn scrapes across the shield, but does nothing.The fourth horn scrapes as well-- great. The shield got stronger.>>1009264Aleera gets up and kicks Azkeroth in the gut!Azkeroth is low on HP.>>1009269Azkeroth goes for a wide range, but still manages to hit near the sternum.>>1009274Blacker Baron bides his time...but finds he can't quite do that strategy with the way the attack works.>>1009292Glimmer hides that stain between her legs and watches intently.>>1009295Harvey walks all the way back and joins the fight, attacking Donner. It does nothing, because he's in a shield.-Rooftop-Donner summons four Ice Demons and floats out of range!Ice Demon A is preparing...Ice Demon B is preparing...Ice Demon C is preparing...Ice Demon D is preparing...
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1009618>Well, looks like we're near the end.Apply one(1) right hook directly to her face.
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1009626> Counter the Punch, turn it into a grappleWEAK!
Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1009618Throw a fucking Molotov at the demons, jeez.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1009618a shield ehwell then I guess the ice demons will need to be delt with firstAttack the ice demons
Rolled 3, 15, 3 = 21 (3d20)>>1009618>Shred the demons.
>>1009707Switching to>Angrily walk away from the fight and tell the demons to fuck off if they try to stop me.
>>1009626>>1009636Azkeroth misses, falling on top of Aleera with a yelp from both sides!(Secret move off of a PM.)Azkeroth takes this as an opportunity and places his hand on the back of Aleera's head, pulling her in for a long drawn kiss! Instinctively, Aleera crosses her legs as hard as possible from the intensity.>>1009658Jack throws another Molotov!Ice Demon A is on fire!Ice Demon B is on fire!Ice Demon C dodges.Ice Demon D dodges.>>1009679Harvey punches Ice Demon A, shattering it despite his shit job!>>1009707Blacker Baron attacks Ice Demon B!The first horn misses.The second horn completely destroys the demon!>>1009782Aaaaand Glom is a sweating pile of teenager now.>>1010594Blacker Baron just leaves the fight. Okay then.-Rooftop-Ice Demon C freezes the area around Jack!Jack now has a 25% chance to slip and fall.Ice Demon D freezes the area around Harvey!Harvey now has a 25% chance to slip and fall.
>>1012300-Rooftop-Frank(?) grabs Ice Demon C and busts a large chunk into nothing but frozen fragments with his bare fist!
Rolled 16, 7, 6, 14 = 43 (4d20)>>1012300Fucking tear through Ice Demon D
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1012300Keep attacking the ice demons
>>1012300Quickly go to the changing rooms of a female and "relieve" myself.
>>1012300>*Internal thought* Well too late to turn back. Only one way left. Forward!Move to escalate.And say goodbye to my chastity if I succeed I guess.
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1012300>>1012320A...ah!> Freeze for a moment.Proceed to PUNCH HIS FUCKING FACE!...> Then kiss him softly.... I know why this is happening... my body...I don't want this!But... maybe I do...... not here though, there are to many people around...> find a quiet, isolated place for togetherness... But you know I still won, don't you?> Proceed to take controll over the things happening.You will call me "mistress"!
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1012334>>1012300Little note.Don't let aleera get on top.If I do go under.Continue fighting.Can't make it too easy.
>>1012300>Ask Mary what her natural hair color is.
>>1012307Jack swings at Ice Demon D!The first horn rips through!The second horn scrapes!The third horn clips only slightly!The fourth horn finally breaks the demon into half!>>1012312Harvey manages a successful slash, breaking Ice Demon D into nothingness!>>1012318Glimmer quickly hustles herself into the stalls, with no time to lock it, and shoves a hand down her pants, crying out in want at her current situation. Two fingers quickly go in and out, pumping into her red-hot abdomen, and it doesn't take much until she quickly takes off her shirt, uses her free hand to squeeze a delicate nipple, and moan into the makeshift t-shirt gag as she twists and humps into the wall.>>1012320>>1012334>>1012348Aleera rolls on top of Azkeroth with a fueled urge of love, lust and...something a bit lower in her body. She first turns to anger, punching Azkeroth for such a terrible call...and eventually presses her lips against him once again, the space between both of their legs getting pretty damp and tight.>>1012350>"My hair was naturally born pink, actually."-Rooftop-Ice Demon C misses.Frank(?) picks up Ice Demon C and throws it off the building, causing all the summons to disappear!Donner comes out of his shield and lands next to the party!-Manhorse's Body-Manhorse's Brain says this is a terrible thing to do and will most likely ruin the premise of the hardcore PvP environment that Manhorse was trying to set up!Manhorse's Penis is hard!Manhorse's Penis has won the battle!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1012826(Fuck sake why did I read all that)Keep attacking Ice Demons
>>1012826Keep doing the do.
>>1012826I don't think I can hold myself back any longer!Come, follow me!I know the perfect place to enjoy ourself!Nobody will be there, just you and me...> hurry to the school rooftops, the base of the science club.> hold Az tight to my body as we hurry for reaching our own private moment, which totally doesn't include anyone else.Maybe grind a bit more against him on the way there.
>>1012826apparently locales are being changed.>to the rooftops to do things.
Rolled 20, 8, 7 = 35 (3d20)>>1012826>Go back to the boss fight and vent out my anger on Donner.
Rolled 8, 15, 19, 12 = 54 (4d20)>>1012826Fucking attack Donner.