You are Sukāretto Sutorenjā, you died two days ago. Since then you've woke up in some strange land of paperhouses and bare feet, a place where eating is the ultimate luxury and most money goes towards alleviating the tedious boredom of eternity.Today is the day you start your new job as Elder Assistant, a position which sounds like being the deputy to the sheriff in the Old West.But as you pull your blanket down and pull on the scarlet robe your gracious hostess Betty told you is a "Kimono" you think about what you achieved yesterday.> Inpu showed you the basics of hunting> You trained so you could handle any troublemakers today> You stuck with Betty and helped her work> Write-In
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>>959668>> Inpu showed you the basics of huntingEven the mightiest of God's warriors needs to eat
>>959668>Inpu showed you the basics
>>959668You trained so you could handle any troublemakers today
>>959668>Inpu showed you the basics of huntingYou need to know how to survive once they figure out this was a mistake and kick you out.
>>959668>Inpu showed you the basics of hunting
>Inpu showed you the basics of hunting
>>961790>>961697>>961093>>960941>>960534>>959678Inpu took you into the wilds, eager to pay his debt to the scary lady. Typical of his nature he quickly lost himself in his passionate explanation fo this and that as you walked through the surprisingly dense undergrowth that seperated Sakahone form it's neighbour.He educated you on the types of creatures that roamed the afterlife, especially which would be the best to eat. Namely; Foxes, Rabbits and Deer.You realized that once they figure out you're not from the same place they lived and believe in God they'll kick you out on your ass; so preparing to survive off the land might be best.But between the two of you, you managed to track down an animal. > A deer> A rabbit> A Fox> Mystery Box DC73
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>962121> Mystery Box DC73Saracen?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>962121Look at this 1
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>962121> Mystery Box DC73Mystery box get!
>>962140>>962132>>962126You both move deeper into the woods, Inpu pulling his scarf around his mouth and nose, moving lightly on the balls of his feet. You try to mimic him, but still make some noise with your footfall. A couple of times Inpu looks at the trees as you pass and once pulls down his scarf to sniff at the air. He's frowning behind that mask; all the lighthearted banter he directed to you and the lewd looks long forgotten.He approaches you, "I don't know what we're tracking. It hasn't left any tracks except for black fur and slash marks in the trees." You both keep moving as Inpu talks, "I can smell it though, like rotting meat. We're close."You come across a fallen tree, the trunk so thick that you can both hide perfectly behind. You both look over it and see a hulking mass of blackness feasting on a deer with ferocious power. You have no idea what it is.> We need to get out of here> I'll distract it, you stab it> You distract it, I'll strangle it> Other Plan> Write-In
>>962169> I'll distract it, you stab it>yell DEUS VULT!DEUS VULT
>>962169A Pokemon, catch it!This >>962176
>>962169> I'll distract it, you stab it>yell DEUS VULT!Kill it now!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>962169
>>962246>>962231>>962200>>962199>>962189>>962176"I'll distract it, you stab it." You say, Inpu looks at you as if you're crazy as you pull yourself up and over your makeshift wall with a grunt. You run at the beast with no rhyme or reason, as it turns around you see a bright white skull like face stare at you with ill hidden hunger. With a ferocious scream you cry; "Deus Vult"The thing swings a claw at you and you fall to your knees midsprint, sliding under and arm which fells another oak with a mighty crash. In a fit of craziness you do the one thing you can always fall back on.You punch it in the face. Unsusprisingly this does little more than shock the creature. It's yellow eyes widen at you as it rears on two legs standing at around eight feet tall.Skills gained: Punch him in the face & Tracking Level 1> Run away> Try and get a tree between you and him> Climb a tree> Stand you ground and block> Write-In
>>962302>Dodge!DODGE!That is the answer to everything!
>>962302>Dodge!To quote everyone's favorite jolly green giant: DOOOOOOODGE!
>>962331>>962307You move to the side but aren't quick enough to get out of the way completely as it slams it's front paws into the ground with enough force to cause a shockwave. You're thrown back into a tree, vision swimming as you try to glare up at the mass of black in your vision. You feel spit hit your face as it roars in blessed silence and for a brief moment of terror you wonder what happens if you die in an afterlife.Then you see a line of red draped across the black as Inpu leaps onto it's back and begins stabbing at it's throat frantically.> Try to stand DC 60> Try to clear your vision DC 65> Punch it in the face DC 80> Write-In
Rolled 65 (1d100)> Try to stand DC 60
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>962395> Try to stand DC 60ez pz
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>962395>Punch it in the face DC 80
>>962410>>962407>>962399You grab onto the bark behind you with a deathgrip, adrenaline running through your veins and giving you renewed strength.Feeling your fingers dig into the bark and wood you haul yourself up onto your feet with shaking legs. You take a deep breath, then another and feel the fire of the lord in your veins. You imagine yourself clad in the armour from your dreams; platemail surrounding you and encasing you in God's safe grasp.Despite the second wind your eyes are still blurry and ears still ringing, but you can see the creature's figure in front of you; it appears the creature has shaken off Inpu and is looking around for him. It's back is to you> Jump on it's back and choke it> Your job is distraction, time to taunt it (say what)> Sweep the back legs> Write-In
> Your job is distraction, time to taunt it (say what)DEUS VULT YOU FILTHY SARACENjust make loud noises
>>962422>Your job is distraction, time to taunt it (say what)
>>962422> Sweep the back legs
>>962466>>962436>>962427>>962425>>962425"Hey! You Filfthy... Saracen!" You scream the first derogatory term that comes into your head. The creature turns to you and begins plodding towards you in long steps. Each one shaking the Earth and your very soul.BoomBoomBoom"Your fight is with me you beast." You spit, noting in your blurry vision the red colour. You raise your fists as it raises a baw in slow motion.> Punch it in the face DC 75> Tackle it DC 80> Throw yourself to the side DC 40> Write-In
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>962476> Punch it in the face DC 75DEUS FIST!
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>962479this
>>962482this won't end well
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>962476> Punch it in the face DC 75
>>962500>>962485>>962482>>962479His paw comes towards you with three sharp claws the size of your forearm intending to rip your head off. You spring forward and hit his skull with a devestating right hook, all your bodyweight, momentum and faith thrown into one blow that send both you and the beast tumbling.You feel a hand on the back of your kimono and Inpu is dragging you away from the thing in a panic. "It didn't die! It didn't die! It didn't die!" he keeps babbling as you are half lifted half walking after him.Your vision is starting to return gradually and you see the bruising across his cheek, his knife is not in his hand or scabbard.Looking over your shoulder is always a mistake, but you see our foe returning to his feet, Inpu was on the mark - the creature's throat is slit and the knife is currently embedded deep within it's trachea.But still it comes.Punch it in the face level 2 unlocked > Stick to the plan: Distract it> Bravely Run away> Fighting Retreat> Write-In
>>962607>Punch it again!Punch it till it dies!
>>962607>Punch it again!Kill it so hard it'll die until it's dead!
>>962630>>962651You get your legs under you and pick Inpu up. Looking over your shoulder to see the beast struggling to navigate it's way through the trees. You have moments.You haven't managed as much distance as you'd like; only about a half dozen steps. You almost trip over a root as you emerge from the forest out into a very familiar campsite on top of a hill.You look down at Inpu who blushes furiously as you do - "Y-you're not going to kiss me are you?" He stammers.Normally you'd give him a smack in the head, but with the felling of trees the beast has begun closing in on you again; so you'll shelf teaching him about the benefits of a pure mind right this moment,"I'm just going to get your knife back." You try to plaster a smile on your face and keep your voice calm despite the fear in your heart. "So go get help." You give him one last smile."What are yo-" He begins, only to be silenced as he goes rocketing through the air.(D100 to see how far you threw Inpu)You turn back to the creature as it charges, seeing it trample the exquisite bonsai tree you saw when you first arrived, you take position by the tent and notice for the first time the rents in the fabric match the colossal thing's claws. Evidently you're not the first to meet this beastie.Slamming your fist into it's gut; you're terrified to see the beast isn't taken unawares by your strength anymore and you recieve a devestating slash across the face. SUKA HP: 32/40 You're ninety percent sure that would have killed you were you not already dead. You hold the left side of your face and notice that the monster is between you and Sakahone. You grit your teeth and ready your fists once again.> Punch in the face DC 90> Retreat into the Forest> Stand your ground, try not to die DC 77> Write-In
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>962840> Stand your ground, try not to die DC 77> Maybe try to climb onto its back or something?
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>962840Punch in the knife that in its neack
>>962997DC 95 to punch the knife>>962851DC 85 to climb on it's backUnless >>962997 is a vote for punch in the face.
>>962998DC 95 to punch the knife to try and mybe cut its head off by the froce or just force it thought so we can use it
>>963009Well you got a 42 on roll 1, if you get support better hope they hit that magic 95.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>962840> Stand your ground, try not to die DC 77
>>963206>>963009>>962997>>962851Going to give it until the hour until I call for it.1 more roll is needed for stand ground on DC 77
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>963233
>>963236>>963206>>963009>>962997>>962851You stand your ground and prepare to block the claws of the gargantuan monster. You've bested it twice now and lived to tell the tale you can surely stand your grou-With a sickening crunch you are suddenly flying through the air. The wind whistles so loudly you can hear it through your damaged ears and your vision goes black with another CRACK. You see the tree you just flew through topple and impede the bastards path. SUKA HP 10/40 You fall slightly, sliding across the gold ground with enough force to leave a deep trough; a path right to your location. You come to a stop amidst the routes of another tree; this one large enough to tower over it's companions three times over. Your slide takes you under the network of roots into a small alcove, where you land with a thud. Your head spins and it takes far more effort than you'd like to look around your nook. A skeleton sits, leaning on the dirt wall to your left. Nothing on it but tattered black fabric and a odd curved sword.God works in mysterious ways.You look down and see that your good arm is mangled. Bending the wrong way, bleeding profusely and ....You shut your eyes an recite a prayer to keep you concious as the shock threatens to overwhlem you. You have to do something.> Equip Sword die on your feet> Equip Sword try to get to village> Don't Equip Sword pretend to be dead> Write-In
>>963364>> Equip Sword die on your feetDEUS VULT
>>963364> Equip Sword die on your feet
Rolled 66 (1d100)Since I forgot, this is how far we got Inpu. 90+ is inside the village itself.
>>963445He is 30 minutes from Hidoi's office.
>>963364>> Equip Sword die on your feet
>>963510>>963419>>963386You crawl through the dirt and blood, your one working arm clawing and digging into the ground to pull you ever closer to your salvation." And take THE HELMET OF SALVATION, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. " You say as your right hand grasps the hilt.Resolve strengthens your arm and the lord strengthens your spirit as using the sword as a makeshift can you begin moving towards the light, moving from the prison of roots and ignoring the agony thrusting into you from your left arm.You stand and bask in the sunlight streaming through the canopy as sweat, blood and dirt all cling to your kimono, body and open wounds. Blessed is HIS name, HIS will is your salvation and you believe in HIS plan.The beast rears on it's hind legs, preparing to do whatever acursed art allowed it to rob your vision and hearing with a howl once more.Standing on shaking legs, facing down against a creature of distilled evil so strong it ruins the very taste of air; you are Sukāretto Sutorenjā a Soldier of the Lord.You twirl the sword, a light thing only good for slashing despite it's length.You will not bend.You will not break.You may not survive.But you will not break.> Charge DC 80> Hold your ground DC 95> Sidestep and Counter DC 75> Take Cover 75> Write-In
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>963607> Sidestep and Counter DC 75
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>963607>> Sidestep and Counter DC 75
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>963607>> Charge DC 80DEUSVULT
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>963607>CHARGEDEUS VULT
>>963673>>963647>>963646>>963709You feel getting hit by that attack again would mean death and throw yourself to the side faster than you ever thought possible. As you try to resist throwing up and the screaming from your arm you notice that the beast's howl tore chunks of wood from the tree you just emerged from. But only in a cone; good to know.You move in and land a nice slice along it's underside and run forwards when you notice it shifting it's weight to slap you. Desire to not die again and determination to not disapoint God blend together to give new life to your... afterlife."Oi, you wouldn't hapen to be from the sea would you?" You say mostly to keep the dakrness away from the edge of your vision, "No. Well I've always found comfort in the emptiness of the sea, no past, no future. " You quote, disapointed nobody is standing at your back against this foe, "I will cut you down and pray for your soul." He swings and you step forward, looking to land a counter blow but forced to wheel around in order to keep your head. "I will mourn your passing." It slams both paws down in front of you, digging the trough from your earlier slide to dig even deeper, "I will remember you each time my left arm aches." You get a shallow cut in at his front arm as he repositions."Perfect, sounds perfect."" You muse as your vision swims. "I picked my last words once beast and I'll do it again."Skills Unlocked: Swordplay + ??????> DEUS VULT DC??> AMEN DC??> FUCK YOU DC??> Write-In Good Luck
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>963761> DEUS VULT DC??DEUS VULT INFIDELS
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>963761>> AMEN DC??
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>963761DEUS VULT
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>963761> DEUS VULT DC??
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>963761>Write in UNLOCK ELECTRIC ATTACK OF GOD'S FURY; DUES VOLT
>>963819>>963808>>963800>>963776>>963774Called.Writing once I bathroom.
>>963819>>963808>>963800>>963776>>963774"DEUS VULT" You scream as you hold you blade aloft and rush in to cleave his skull face in twain. You manage to dodge one strike, but just when it looks as if the Father is shining upon you, a claw catches you right below the sternum and tears through your flesh like fire through an apartment. Suka HP 2/40 You stand for a moment, before you slump to your knees. You try your hardest to stand back up, but your body is weightless and boneless; slumping to the side and staring up at the monster.But a whirlwind of black smoke forms between you and the beast. Distressing enough to give it pause over a meal it has rightfully earned. Your vision is filled with an eye of shadow, as the space is soon filled by a rather plain man with long hair.His presense makes you feel sick and even weaker than you already are. The very air around him radiates power, as if his existense were a weapon wielded by your God."Is he an angel?" You wonder as he touches a finger to the monster's skull; causing it to dissapate.He stands for the longest time, silently until you hear him speak to himself; "You shall threaten my jurisdiction no more." in the same tone you might pray.> Try to Speak> Try to crawl> Await your fate> Write-In
>>963984> Try to Speak
>>963984>Try to speak/Write in"Are you an angel?"
>>963984>Try to Speak"I had it right where I wanted it."Guess we found the rebirth mechanic?
>>963984>> Await your fate
>>964027Disclaimer: No. This is legit a one shot deal and only happened due to a) location b) a connection you have made c) your fight attracted this guy's attentionYou will die for good here.This is improv, I don't have 300 threads worth of plot and world here.Writing.
>>964029>>964027>>964006>>963995You try to speak but only manage to gurgle as something within you refuses to function. Suka HP 1/40 The angel's voice comes from everywhere at once and has a hollow almost sad inflection to it. "Oh. Greetings Sutorenjā-san. I must apologise for my tardiness; my vessel was having a particularly bad episode." As the angel turns around you see he has no face. More so, the only feature on his entire body aside form his hair is that strange eye you saw when he appeared, it stares at you unblinking on his left palm as he waves to you informally. "I'm afraid I've been remiss in my duties. I should have slain this monster weeks ago, but thankfully you were here to bring it to my attention! So that's good." He finises somewhat lamely, without facial expressions it is difficult to tell, but you imagine this guy has a goofy grin on his face.That pisses you off."Sorry to put you so close to yer pearly gates. But I'm going to need to rely on you to help Sakahone while I keep my vessel alive. So do your best okay?" He gives you a thumbs up and you shut your eyes in sheer disbelief.He turns to leave before slapping a palm aainst his head; "Oh yeah right, gotta keep you alive first, sorry. How's about I fix you up good and proper. I just need a dieseased or crippled body part to work through; sucks right?" He begins poking your arm lightly, but you feel no pain right now. That scares you and he sees it."Nothing t'be frightened of. Not everyday someone becomes a vessel of Mimihagi. Sukāretto-Sama, good news is since this is a physical injury not a diesease, you'll only be seeing me if ya call. It'll pretty much just be a tattoo." He cracks his knuckles, "Downside, I'll need ya not to tell anyone about being a vessel except my other vessel? Sweet deal right, life for tattoo and a friend you can talk to." The eye blinks at you from his palm, "What you say?" He asks in that childish tone of his.> Close your eyes and look away (ambiguous answer)> Nod (Agree)> Shake your head (No)
>>964112> Nod (Agree)
>>964112>> Nod (Agree)
>>964112>Nod (Agree)What the fuck are you talking about?
>>964141>>964132>>964117>>964116You nod and he goes to work. His hands glowing silver and black lines emerging from his palms to wrap around your wounded arm and chest like chains. You feel very heavy, as if someone had strapped an extra set of platemail on your platemail, but your wounds are closing. Flesh is returning to your limbs where there was only spilled blood; your eyesight is no longer shades of grey and instead reveales the buzzing vibrant forest you once took pleasure in stalking with your young friend.The faceless man nods to you, "Now then. Remember to invest in some gloves, cover that up." He points to your arm - where there was only smooth skin before now lies an intricate tattoo of the eye on this man's palm. "Now don't worry nobody'll burn ya at a stake, just don't want people thinking you're a chosen one. That's a drag trust me." He chuckles in his weird echoey sad voice. "But you'll know my other vessel by sight - he's a man with snow for hair and always asks how you're doing.""No that I'm not grateful stranger, but the fuck are you talking about?" You ask increduously much to his amuesment and your chagrin - he bursts out laughing."Long story short. I'm guardian soul of this place. I keep my vessels alive. I need crippled or the sick to work with and saved you. My name is Mimihagi and if you say my name we can talk through your mark. Be a good vessel and don't tell anyone but white haired happy man about me. Okay?" He nods his head before you can reply, "Okay, bye." He says before disapearing in that weird whirlwind of black smoke.You flex your arm, test your fingers for numbness or loss of dexterity, roll your shoulders, bounce on your feet and roll your neck. Mary mother of Jeses you're in perfect condition. You think you hear voices shouting back from the camp area. Suka HP 40/40 > Thank God for sending Mimihagi to you> Head home> Wait did he mention the pearly gates earlier?> Write-In
>>964165>> Thank God for sending Mimihagi to you
>>964165>Thank God for sending Mimihagi to youOur god is an awesome god
>>964165> Thank God for sending Mimihagi to you> Wait did he mention the pearly gates earlier?
>>964165>Head homeTell them we ran it off I suppose...
>>964175You need to use the proper noun God, not god, heathen,
>>964232>>964230>>964222>>964205>>964204>>964175>>964170You fall to your knees in the clearing, planting your liberated sword into the ground where you quarry was... disintegrated? By Mimihagi.That's where Hidoi, Inpu and what looked to be a collection of the ugliest bruisers of the pub stealing banditry found you. "Thank you Father who Art in Heaven for sending to me a noble soul. Thank you for giving Mimihagi the power to mend me and return me to the creation of your image. Thank you Father, witness my life and guide my steps for I shlal be your mortal sword. Amen." End of Flashback, Continue maybe tomorrow Skills Gained: Vessel of Mimihagi, Intimidate Level Up: Vote for focus> Speed Level 3 Skills: ??????> Strength Level 3 Skills: Punch in the Face> Finesse Level 2 Skills:: Swordplay> Endurance Level 3: Intimidate
Shill stuff:Tw: @StarbornQCs: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1csg7vC-Yz10aAqk9ZwdCNv24obLGTtM5p6bKkPq1Pgc/edit#heading=h.74gk3dg6mvjpDiscord Invite: https://discord.gg/xM2aCYqStarborn Thread 0: https://yuki.la/qst/486356Starborn Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=StarbornCabin Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=CabinWhat Came Next Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=what+came+nextLewd Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/StarbornOP
>>964305> Speed Level 3 Skills: ??????MYSTERY BOX
>>964305>> Speed Level 3 Skills: ??????
>>964305>Speed Level 3 Skills: ??????Gotta go fast
>>964419>>964379>>964326That was yesterday, a frantic, hectic, terrifying and honestly you could do with the mental scarring. On the other hand today is the day you start your new job as Elder Assistant, a position which sounds like being the deputy to the sheriff in the Old West; a position which you will excel at.Pulling your blanket down and dressing in an almost exact replica of the kimono that was shredded yesterday, you tuck your sword into through the sash on your waist. You feel a lot better with steel at your side.Betty appears to be on her way out the door as you exit your room, she cocks a look back over her shoulder - "Well now Sukāretto, you look like you were born to wear that.""Thank you Betty." You incline your head at the compliment."Just make sure not to wreck another one of my kimonos, or I'll be having your head missy." She frowns finger wagging.> Hurry out with Betty> Wait and wash your face before leaving> Write-In
>>965243>Hurry out with Betty
>>965243> Hurry out with Betty
>>965279>>965257>>965252You move as quickly as you can, tying your hair up on the go. It wouldn't do to be late on your first day of active duty after all; "So you're planning on turning up on time?" She teases."Well, Hidoi might need me." You say offhand while rubbing sleep out of your eyes.She smiles at you knowngly and you realise what you just implied, "I-I meant that-"She just smiles at you and your face goes as red as your hair, if it were anyone else you'd shout at them. But Betty is your hostess and has taken you in; it'd be rude to raise your voice.You begin walking and making good time, you silently fume and try not to let it show while Betty strolls with a smug grin, however when you get to the town itself she continues her train of thought; "He's a good looking man Sukāretto. You could do worse." She implies as you both make it to the market area.> Protest furiously and loudly> Walk away with fists clenched> Punch something in the face in anger 1d100+2 DC10> Write-In
>>965311>> Protest furiously and loudlyspaghetti time
>>965311>Protest furiously and loudly
>>965311> Protest furiously and loudly
>>965311> Write-In> I could also do better.
>>965431>>965342>>965322>>965317"I do not think of him in that way! NO matter how kind or strong willed he is; his hair is long and effeminate! He has facial hair! " You sputter and spout in the middle of the market."Both problems solved by a razor." Betty shrugs only half opening one eye to witness your antics as her words hit home."I AM WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE!" You scream as Betty hums absentmindedly. She heads towards a sweet shop and you follow like a madwoman, "I would never be with a man who isn't godly and he doesn't even have a manly build." You defend in vain."Oh, should I warn the bandits and blacksmith that you're in town?" She says with a wicked grin.You shutdown for half a second, motuh hanging open and nose beginning to bleed slightly out of sheer frustration.> Silently walk away> Fuck You> Punch the nearest non-Betty thing in the face> Write-In
>>965497> Silently walk away
>>965497You shoul tell them couse il be coming for them....Wait no not like that ima kick there assThen walk to punch one in the balls
>>965497> Silently walk awayDon't be rude to old ladies
>>965528>>965511>>965505You close your mouth and tremble. Open your mouth and take a breath, before closing your teeth with a click. You silently straighten up to your full height, turn around and walk away trying to ignore the mad laughter of Betty behind you."God give me strength you mutter." Rubbing your nose with thumb and forefinger and walking along the market street."He gave you enough to kill that beastie." Inpu replies, looking down at you from sitting on a market stall that's only half set up. "Or so you say." He leaves the implication in the air.> I killed it. The End.> God is powerful.> Smack him for doubting you> Write-In
>>965635> God is powerful.> Smack him for doubting youShush heathen
>>965635> The Lord provided when I was wanting. His hatred is my weapon, his contempt my shield. Also this sword.
>>965635>Write-InJealousy is unattractive, Inpu.
>>965695>>965638These two sound good.Also when are we going to make a bargin bin suit of crusader armor? We need to go MAXIMUM CRUSADER to serve our holy Lord the best we possibly can.
>>965701>>965700>>965695>>965679>>965638Writing.RE: ArmourFind the Smithy and go from there, I have very few details about WCN hammered out. (heh hammered)
>>965701>>965700>>965695>>965679>>965638"The Lord provided when I was wanting." You say simply, as Inpue tosses his knife onehandedly. He must have returned to the area to find it, "His hatred is my weapon, his contempt is my shield." You finish moving on your merry way. Inpu jumps over your head to land on your right, perfectly falling in step, "Also this sword." You indicate your new katana."I see it and I get you. You claimed the blood on you belonged to that bastard; but what I'm saying is I stabbed the everloving crap out of that thing and it didn't bleed." He puts the point to you as he nimbly scrambles over a cart that has no idea he's in it's path until he's on top of it and jumped clear of the other side."Jealousy is unattractive, Inpu." You say as you backhand him gently. You hit him out of the air back into the cart he just parkourd. "That's for not doubting me!" You turn and shout as the cart gets further away."Excuse me! Suka-Chan?" A female merchant shouts and waves to you.> You really need to see Hidoi> This is your job now after all> Something Else> Write-In
>>965761> You really need to see Hidoi
>>965761>This is your job now after all
>>965774>>965775Can't even call yet because it's a tie.
>>965761>> This is your job now after all
>>965884>>965873>>965775>>965774"Hey." You say politely, "Is there anything I can help you with?" You say as you approach the merchant."Well you see Suka-Chan, this old bearded man approached me and just wouldn't stop going on about Melons." She says rather bashedly."Melons?" You say looking around at the lady's fruit stall. It wouldn't be that odd for him to go on about the melons; they do look nice and juicy."Uhm he asked if he could feel them and see how ripe they were and I of course said yes..." She sotps blushing furiously, you take one of her hands in your gently and reassuringly pat it."And?" You prompt."Hegrabbedmychestbeforeheranoff!" She admits all at once.You clench her hand as you begin to see red. "Describe this... pervert." You spit the last word despite being icy cold in your speech."He had thick glasses, was really short, blad and a long white beard.... please let me go of my hand Suka-Chan it hurts!" She pleads.You let go, rubbing the back of your head, "Sorry. I just really don't like perverts." You chuckle awkwardly."That's okay Suka-Chan you'll teach him a lesson just like that monster!" She says with eyes that glisten. "Everyone says you're on a holy mission to bring justice to Sakahone!""Um..." You awkwardly manage at the glowing praise of the merchant.> Stay and tell her about God> Report in to Hidoi> Go track down this pervert> Write-In
>>965935> Stay and tell her about GodHave you heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
>>965935>Stay and tell her about God
>>965935> Stay and tell her about God
>>965968>>965948>>965945Dialogue requests? I have a few ideas but I'd like to hear you guys pitch it.
>>965972>Yes a holy mission from God! A benevolent one who gives power to the weak, stops the wicked, saves the suffering. And he helped me stop that monster.Or something like that
>>965972Briefly proselytize.> My job is to bring Justice. My mission is to bring the word of the Lord wherever I am, both his law and also his love. The Lord loves his Children as much as he hates those who sin against Him and his flock. > I shall find this Pervert and give him the chance to atone for his crimes, and to seek redemption in the Love of our Lord that he may be a better person thereafter.> Do not fear the sinner. Pity him, for his life is dark and his heart is empty. If you too come to be filled with the light of the Lord he will grant you the strength to stand against evil.> Also I will teach you how to dislocate his hands if anyone tries to touch you again.The Jesuit tactic. Come for the CQC class, stay for the sermon.
>>966079>>965972 Feel free to trim that down if it's too wordy.
>>966079>>966051>>966086>>965968>>965948>>965945"Well y'see uhm...." You leave a pause."Oh! I'm Mira." She beams with a smile."I'm on a holy mission from God. He's a beneveolent god who strengthens the weak and saves the suffering; like how he helped me deafeat the monster." You get into your element, making grand sweeping gestures as the woman looks on in doe eyed wonder, "My job is to bring justice and the word of my Lord God wherever I go. He is our father and we are his beloved children. For him and for you, I shall find this pervert and give him a chance to repent, lest he face the wrath of the heavens!" You begin to pace in your proclomation, locking eyes with your flock of one, "Do not fear the sinner Mira, pity him. For his life is dark and heart empty; fill yourself with the Light of the Lord and he shall give you the strength to stand against evil in all it's guises!" You roar pointing a finger a tMira in triumph to which she gasps and appluads.After you still your quivering heart and calm down you clear your throat, "And I'll also teach you how to break someone's hands if they touch you again.""Yes Suka-Sama." She says in wonderment, Convert gained Stat Unlocked Charisma Level 1 Skill Gained: Persuasian Level 1> Go tell Hidoi about the pervert> Start looking for the pervert (Where?)> Ask Mira more questions (What?)> Write-In
>>966103> Ask Mira more questions (What?)If this happens often around here to women, and if so does she know anyone else that would like to learn how to defend themselves from perverts. We will teach young boys as well if that's an issue as you have heard it can happen in heathen lands.> Go tell Hidoi about the pervertHe knows the area better than us, and where we can likely find the pervert. Also if we might need to use Tact, in other words our new Katana, or if the village has some sort of acceptable traditional punishment like stocks or a gaol where we can punish/preach to the deviant.
>>966123Battle nuns and shotassassins is my end goal. I'm not going to hide it. Nothing lewd. The purity and restraint is my fetish.
>>966132I like how you think.
>>966149The list for the flesh is nothing compared to the desire for SALVATION.I'm serious though a tender loving battle nun who is fierce in both battle and bed, and equally careful about when to enter either, and Shotas training up to be pure and noble defenders of the Faith and its people is my fetish.Such lithe and fit bodies, moving with purpose. Base passion yoked and refined to a higher calling, held in check until finally it can be spread respectfully and joyously in holy matrimony for love of one another and in the hope of bringing new life into the world to love and teach the worship and love of God Almighty, and to see His love reflected in your offspring.I'm talking sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation. Other positions too, but sometimes you like to see your partners face and kiss and be all intimate.
>>966149>>966132>>966123>>966117"Hey Mira. This is going to sound odd, but does this happen often here?" You say, rather awkwardly."What do you mean Suka-Sama?" She tilts her head in cofusion.You sigh, "Getting groped off perverts?" She puts a finger to her chin, "Not that I've heard of. I mean, in the resteraunt people get handsy but that's parta the job isn't it?" She offers you a smile which you halfheartedly return. "I mean when the bandits took over they were pretty bad; but once we gave up the bar they haven't come into town at all. Which is nice!" She claps he rhands together like a child acing an exam."Well once I teach you how to defend yourself from perverts, please let other ladies know they can come to me to learn how to protect themselves." You say rubbing your arm and feeling far more shy than you're used to."Of course Suka-Sama. I'll make sure to tell everyon, even the men!" She grins and you politely say your farewells and move on to:> Hidoi> Resteraunt> Bar> Write-In
>>966195> Hidoi> Just part of the jobBattle nuns with sharp knives serving food and beeeeeeeeer
>>966203If you recall this resteraunt is the place where the girl's are paid extra for services and oftentimes is pretty much a brothel.
>>966211That's downright unChristian.Hrm. Sounds like we'll have to let Heathens serve there under the supervision of Battle Nuns until they convert and be made spiritually Virgin again for marriage.
>>966195> HidoiI'm against shota assassins.
>>966300>>966242>>966203>>966340It doesn't take long for you to reach the office and knock. "Come in." Hidoi... yawns? from inside, you enter and find him half dressed. "Good morning Hidoi." You say inclining your head politely, in the manner you've noticed the people here seem to do."Hey, don't do the bowing thing Sukāretto, no need to be formal." He rolls his neck cracking it in a series of pops and click uncomfortably similar to that of your arm and hips yesterday, "I'm not big on ceremony.""Thanks." You say gratefully, "I've started working on something; a pervert groped Mira the fruit vendor." His good mood goes down the drain immediately, "Damn. You said you're handling it right? I'll handle the thing I was going to ask you to do then." He lights up a cigarette and picks up a pair of keys from the desk inviting you to leave first. The two of you stand in the doorway, "Any quesitons about due process or need any advice how to track down this guy?"> Nah I'll find him and bring him back> I'll only hit him if he resists> Questions/Advice (Ask what?)> Write-In
>>966350> I'll only hit him if he resists> Questions/Advice (Ask what?)So how should we start searching for this guy?Any likely suspects?
>>966350> I'll only hit him if he resistsOr if he is of a darker skin tone
>>966350This pervert is the guy that the guy who gave us a tattoo that makes us have to wear long sleeves told us to find, right? So it'll be hard to bring him back when we are supposed to be doing secret handshake shit with him.
>>966408Guy with Snow white hair and is friendly is the other vessel.Pervert is bald with a long white beard.
Pausing for the night.Remember gents:
>>966425Are we hunting Santa?
>>966408Uh, shit nigger this is not!Japan so everyone has a darker skin tone.They're all filthy heathens right now anyways.>>966350See >>966117Maybe we should let Miracle be the one to punish him?
>>968129>>967278>>966408>>966370>>966357Hey guys I'm about to head out soon to do xmas family stuff, so consider this thread finished, I'm going to archive since It'll be autosaging by the time I can post again.