>"Behold, child, the creation of this entire universe, and the reason for your existence.""...Sodium chloride?">"Yes, but this is a special kind; one that corrupts. A force far beyond any understanding.""Did this create you, daddy?">"In a way, it creates us all.""But...if we're made by this force, then who creates the force itself?">"Ah, The Creator. Many ask about Him.""...So...">"Let me tell you a story."NEW PLAYERS:Choose a name.Choose a gender.Get a spare Notepad or .txt file for your stats.Join the discord at https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU-The discord is where you can see all the perks, keep track of your stats even better, and also talk with other players.-Warning: it gets gay.OLD PLAYERS:Quick note, mention your grade before you study more, and any mastered classes you have if you have any at all. It's just gonna be way easier to Ctrl+F to.(Press H to get hyp)
Last time on YouthQuest, bullshit.>>950307Well, that was indeed a close ooonaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA>>950313>>950336>>950346>>950375Azkeroth gives Glimmer the healing potion. (So. Science, 2/4 until C+)Glimmer's skin begins to close up, and she became fully healed!>>950368>>950296Jack and Frank begin to run, but Nous has other plans and calls his 6 remaining followers back!Nous fires the weapon at Jack! The bullet lands...but not in his target.Jack turns back and finds that Frank has found a liking to lying on the ground, with a fresh new coat of red paint.>"..."Frank looks at Jack.>"We should do this again sometime."Frank has died...>>950369Mary begins to rest on top of Blacker Ba-- oh. OH. THAT'S, UH-- MOVING ON.>>950411Ko finds that her soda was about all she could make, and the ingredients have run bone dry. As she enters the Lunchroom, she finds that there's a quiet day today-- everyone's in their own base doing whatever.-Rooftop-The police begin to breach the Rooftop... (3/4)Policeman G misses.Policeman H misses.
>>952344[Previously]Harvey just won't stop! (So. History, 1/4 until B+)[/Previously]continue the studiesError: H key non-responsive , failed to get hyp
>>952358Squat and cheeki breeki to calm myself down from HAVING HALF MY FACE BEING OBLITERATED!
>>952358"..."Pick up Frank's body before rushing over to the history classroom.
>>952358Continue studying >>952375>"Are you ready for your quest?"
>>952361Harvey throws himself into the passion of studying! (So. History, 2/4 until B+)>>952375Glimmer is calm now, and her face looks...well, it's better than half a face.>>952381Jack picks up Frank and rushes into the history classroom.>>952388Azkeroth keeps on going. (So. Science, 3/4 until C+)-Rooftop-Policemen A, B, C, and D bust into the front-- two with batons, two with pistols!Policemen E and F stand at the rooftop door out of range.Policeman G pops a shot at Follower B! He screams in agony.Policeman H fires and misses.(This battle is paused until Nous or someone else interacts in it, AFK rules and all that.)
>>952431"Frank..." Take the shield off of him and walk over to Mr. Gross "Frank just died and, I dunno, I just wanted to know what went wrong with this school."
>>952431Get hyp for my quest
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>952431I rub some charcoal over my lip, and pretend I am a mustachioed bystander, then walk away nonchalantly.
Rolled 7, 1, 2, 10, 2, 10 = 32 (6d20)>>952431My 6 followers attempt to convince the cops that they are currently dreaming.
>>952431Continue studying.>>952444>"You seem hyped. Well what I need you to do is basically go to the ones that are under the green banner. And get me the alchemists cookbook. I don't care how. Just do it."
>>952464"A what now?"
>>952488>"Alchemists cookbook. It is a book. With recipes in it. For alchemy."
>>952431do the study thing
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>952431Set up a Ko-Kocktail stand, a little one, and try sell a little.
>>952491"And what are these green banner guys?"
>>952344>Spawn inName: Tristan SpruellGender: Transnigger
>>952528>"People known for their green thumbs or some other cryptic shit like that. Just look for a base fuelled with faggots that has a green banner over it. Try starting in the lunchroom. You can probably get more info there if they aren't stationed there."
>>952431>Get dressed and study English$76 in cashSophomore Language MasterySophomore English is at a BProbably got Freshman History up to a B at some point
>>952436>"That sucks. I guess it started a long, long time ago; there were cliques. Groups, you know, like the drama people, the geeks, the popular crowd, the jocks-- but slowly, everything seemed to shed away. People went out to find other people from other social circles, and soon, everyone was united and happy. It was insane, really; a golden age of unity. The average of all student GPAs went to 3.7! But, soon enough, they made the same mistake almost everyone makes; they wanted to organize. They wanted leaders. And as soon as the want for power happened, the want for everything happened. It took a week until the entire school delved into complete war; anyone who didn't fight to make a living were beaten.">"Soon, though, a solution was made; the Factions. Individual groups were not measured in hobbies, but by skill. Only the most skilled live in a paradise, behind walls they refuse to go past. The halls, however, are still full of criminals. The school is still Hell, but nobody wants to see it."Mr. Gross looks at Jack.>"Remember one thing; the Factions weren't meant to save anyone. They were meant to control.">>952444Glimmer is hyped.>>952449Nous was literally seen by the police. Come on, it's a rooftop, what were you expecting to accomplish?>>952454That worked, alright. Yep. Totally.>>952464Azkeroth finishes up.>Sophomore Science Grade: C+>>952498Harvey keeps going... (So. History, 3/4 until B+)>>952510Ko can't exactly figure out where the closest IKEA is.>>952540Tristan Spruell appears. Oh boy.>>952576It's just Language, no Special Classes have grades.Blacker Baron studies... (So. English, 1/4 until B+)-Rooftop-Policeman A hits Follower B into submission!Policeman B misses.Policeman C fires a pinpoint accurate shot, blowing Follower C's brain clean off! (Odds - 1:20)Policeman D fires another shot, cleaning Follower D off the face of the Earth! (Odds - 1:400)Policeman E is biding his time with Policeman F.Policeman G misses.Policeman H manages to get a decent shot on Follower E! Holy shit, this fight turned one sided QUICK.
>>952615Go to the green banner fuckers
>>952615"...Well then. I wonder why I enrolled here." Study history.
>>952615>Ko decides that she doesn't really need a stand to sell drinks to people, there are already lunchroom tables. She tries to sell, say, half of her Ko-Kocktails.
>>952615Go to the Firing Range while beating on my chest and throwing up gang signs
>>952615Now that my disguise has fooled the police, I apply for a part time job at Starbucks.
>>952622Glimmer goes to the place long undiscovered; The Greenhouse. Seems to be an agricultural center, with a large area for a public market. It's actually decently comfy, with a large area for trading and food market. Neat, but not what you came here for.>>952623>"I wonder why I work here."Jack studies hard...and figures out he actually just got finished. Huh.>Freshman History Grade: C+>>952631Blacker Baron keeps going... (So. English, 2/4 until B+)>>952635Harvey finishes.>Sophomore History Grade: B+>>952638Azkeroth throws himself into it again... (So. Science, 1/4 until B-)>>952644Ko finds that a Nomad comes up to her and looks at her drink, then decides to drink it. A glowing aura surrounds the Nomad girl, and when it stops, she looks completely refreshed; all her wrinkles, cuts, zits, and tired features have disappeared. She looks more beautiful than ever!>"I-I...this is incredible!"She immediately forks over $90 for it! Holy shit!>>952647Tristan goes to the Gun Store.>"Welcome to the-- oh, god damn it, it's you.">>952824It didn't work at all. You're in complete sight of everyone.-Rooftop-Policeman A proceeds to slap Follower E, taking him out for good.Policemen B and C do a combo, eliminating Follower H.Policeman D fires, clipping Follower J! Ow.Policemen E and F keep guard.Policemen G and H miss.
>>953211Keep working, damnit.
>>953221Jack keeps working. (F. History, 1/3 until B-)>>953227Blacker Baron keeps studying... (So. English, 3/4 until B+)>>953237Harvey keeps going. (So. History, 1/4 until A-)>>953300Azkeroth continues studying. (So. Science, 2/4 until B-)
>>953306Go look for the thing I'm looking for
>>953306>Ko is happy that she could make something so effective at making people pretty. She is slightly surprised the girl didn't blow up though, since Ko didn't know what this stuff actually did. Bright side, holy shit! 90 bucks! That is almost 100! She decides to try sell a bit more for money.
>>953211Whatchu say nigga!? I cam here to get me a gun.
>>953306>>953320Say the thing
>>953306But I'm wearing the perfect disguise! They'll never suspect a thing!
>>953313Glimmer looks around for the Alchemist's Cookbook, but finds it isn't in public sight. This might be harder than Azkeroth said it would be.>>953314Jack keeps going. (F. History, 2/3 until B-)>>953315Ko finds that someone has offered her $35 for a serving. Accept?>>953320>>953328>"I doubt you have any money to give me.">>953325Azkeroth is almost there. (So. Science, 3/4 until B-)>>953427Blacker Baron finishes.>Sophomore English Grade: B+>>953497Suuuure.>>953727Harvey pushes himself forward. (So. History, 2/4 until A-)-Rooftop-The rolls were so high I didn't feel like writing all the crits, but basically Nous and all his followers are dead. The police decided to leave without taking anything from the crime scene because America.Nous is dead. Wanted to say it twice.
>>953900>Ko accepts the price and presents the person with a Ko-Kocktail.
>>953900Continue studying Now that the cops are gone I can go to other classes after this.
>>953900"You racist motherfucker! If you shoot me you won't win the courtcase! I'm a nigga biiiiiattch!"Run to where to guns are stored
>>953900Ask around for the Alchemist's Cookbook
>>953900>>953904GRAB MY SOUL BACK
>>953904>>953990Jack manages to know where he died and finds that a blue mist goes into his hand and into his body...oh shit!>Soul Retrieved>Your perks and old grades have now returned. Be sure to name them when studying next time, to make things easier.>>953912Ko gets another $35.>>953919Harvey is almost there! (So. History, 3/4 until A-)>>953920Azkeroth does it!>Sophomore Science Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: For Science (or something like that)! - You have a +4 to brewing, but you also have a +2 to crafting any sort of weapon or utility.>>953928Andrew finds that he's grabbed before he can even touch the display arms.>"Get out or pay up.">>953962Glimmer asks one of the market people. His face turns stone cold and serious.>"There is no such book. Stop asking around for such nonsensical fairy tales."
>>954054"Nah I'll just keep asking thank you very much"Keep asking around cause fuck you random merchant!
>>954054Go look for the "4 bullies and a thug" thing from earlier.
>>954054>Ko thanks her customer and moves on try and sell the purple vial (gender changing potion) in her bag. She thinks it is pretty useless so if she can find a good prince for it, she will be happy.
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>954054Well time to to make a weapon.Maybe something similar to the staple gun ko made.
>>954054"Fuck you cracka!"Punch that cracka in the face!
>>954090Glimmer looks around, but can only find a small stand for potions and such-- no book to list it, though.>>954091Jack finds that the task has expired. He'll need to do a new search.>>954093Ko finds the genderswap potion is less of a bargain, but she's lucky enough to get an offer of $43.>>954126Azkeroth is extremely nondescriptive. Please explain.>>954140Blacker Baron was made to study this. (So. English, 1/4 until A-)>>954173Andrew punches the Gun Store owner! He recovers and throws him out of the shop, locking the door.>>954187Harvey has gone beyond.>Sophomore History Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Bush Did It - You have a +2 to all attack rolls, thanks to the extensive knowledge of all the world's warfare. Your 400% health still exists.Quest Paused - Tomorrow afternoon, which is much later than the usual start, is the golden time.
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>954438Instead of a small staple gun.Make a staple rifle.Basically a rifle that shoots staples.
>>954438New search in the school!
>>954438>"Sold!", she says, happy to sell a seemingly useless potion for a decent amount of money. After confirming the deal, she packs up and looks around the lunch room for a place to buy some supplies for potion and drink making. Possibly some... Alcoholic beverages for added fun.
>>954438Pick up a nearby object and throw it through the window"Ayy nigga! If you don't give me a gun I'm coming back with my friends and we is gonna burn this place to the ground!"
>>954438time to turn my energies to mastery of the spoken wordbegin the studies of english!
>>954438Hmmm,go to the [Stand] and ask for the shit to buy and stuff.
>>954444Azkeroth begins to design, but the blueprint suddenly begins to rise and twist, turning into...dear god.>Staple Sniper - Runs off staples; it's long range allows you to be out of melee combat and still deal very good damage.>>954445Jack does another search...-3 Bullies (Easy)-1 Thug (Medium)-2 Thugs (Hard)>>954462Ko has the choice to go to one of these factions;-Legion of Light-Steel Order-Poseidon's Clan-The Greenhouse-Nomads>>954494Andrew throws a rock at the building. He is swiftly ignored.>>954630Blacker Baron keeps on going. (So. English, 2/4 until A-)>>954639Harvey starts on English, of all things. (F. English, 1/3 until C+)>>955668Glimmer inquires from the stand owner.>"Yeah, I've heard of it. The book's banished. They locked it up in the Greenhouse Vault because of how insanely powerful it was. You ain't getting in there-- nobody has before."
>>956969>2 Thugs Because just fuck my shit up.
>>956969"Well fuck your conformities I'm getting that book, where is this Greenhouse Vault anyways?"
>>956969>Ko decides to check out the Greenhouse and see what they have. Maybe Ko would be able to get one of those cool large bowl thingies that witches use.
>>956969Smash a window and climb through
>>956969Well okay then.>Search for staples in the classroom for ammo.
>>956973Jack decides to check out two Thugs; they don't waste time in targeting him. They seem like an evolved version of the average Bully, except with shit like pocket knives and occasional padding for defense. These ones don't fuck around.>>956974Harvey keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until C+)>>956981The stand owner points to the back of the base itself, which is what would be the kitchen that lunch ladies use, but completely raided to grow plants, cook foods, and obviously brew.>"If you can make it into the kitchen, there's a door in the very back that leads to the actual greenhouse. Careful, though-- they may not be well armed, but they have ways to throw you for a loop.">>956994Ko finds that yes, they do serve Cauldrons, but at a price that wouldn't be worth it, considering she won't have any use for it yet.>>957092Andrew tries to break through a bulletproof window.>>957115Blacker Baron is almost there... (So. English, 3/4 until A-)>>957129Azkeroth finds that after all this crafting, the starter materials are barebones-- or even in most places, entirely gone!
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>957570Run over to the first Thug and uppercut the bitch.
>>957570Look for any entrances to the Firing Range
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>957570Well continue studying science.
>>957570>Ko buys some Brewing supplies and heads back to Chemistry class to study
>>957570Wake up in my room and check the time.
>>957570"Thanks" Go to the back of the base itself, which is what would be the kitchen that lunch ladies use, but completely raided to grow plants, cook foods, and obviously brew.
>>957570Vacation days, not under the influence of any substances, and actually not fucking depressed to write Chunni bullshit this time around, and when being pointed out, responding in the most retarded way possible.I felt the Chunni overtaking me.It was... not a good pain.Will you accept my apology? For going full retard that is.Aleera is searching for Ko.
>>957588Harvey continues with his work.>Freshman English Grade: C+>>957589Jack makes a successful hit on Thug A! He reels back in pain.>>957606Blacker Baron finishes his portion.>Sophomore English Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: Published - The ability of words is but a mere pebble than it is a hurdle. You have a +5 to any and all rolls on Speech, Seduce, and thanks to an extensive read of Greek literature, you also have a +1 to attack rolls, Melee and Ranged.>>957619Andrew finds that the Firing Range is part of the Gun Store.>>957628Azkeroth is deemed a fagut for rolling. (F. Science, 1/3 until A)>>957650Ko isn't specific at all-- and hell, she doesn't even know what supplies she needs yet.>>957747Pan0 finds it's ST:OP; not late for school!>>958578Glimmer finds that she's stopped by the Greenhouse Guards, wielding sharp staffs.>"No civilians allowed.">>958749>>958753Considering you're willing to stoop to this level of pathetic, sure. Just post your grades and perks.-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A pulls out a Pocket Knife and shanks Jack! It didn't hurt terribly, but still. Ow.Thug B also pulls out a Swiss Army Knife and nails Jack in the arm! These guys don't fuck around.
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>960552 Go for a gut punch for target A. Hopefully, it will be hard enough to punch through it's body.
>>960552Stay in my PJs and head to school while I got the time I guess.
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>960552"U fokin cyka bylat cheeki breeki? Let me in"
>>960552>Ko goes home
>>960552And OP is deemed a fagut for fucking up my grade level.
>>960552I'm changing my action to going to the gun store for the the firing range.
>>960568Jack delivers a fairly weak slap on Thug A.>>960591Pan0 heads to school. Looks like a lot has changed; there's The Pit, an entire City, and the School looks moderately different.>>960600Blacker Baron continues with the mental study... (Psychology, 1/4 until B+)>>960613Glimmer fails her speech check.>"None shall pass.">>960646Ko decides to go to her house. Nice.>>960662>>960684>>960750Azkeroth decides to bring himself and his weapon to the Firing Range at the Gun Store. Looks like he can practice without wasting the ammo ever; the shop owner said something about a 'golden eye' when you asked about it.-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A stabs Jack once again! Ow.Thug B manages to use his knife to get a perfect shank into Jack's stomach! Oh, this isn't good at ALL.Jack is getting low on HP.
>>960552english study go
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>960835Heh. Pick up Thug A and chuck him at Thug B.
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>960835"No u"
>>960835"Huh, well, I guess while no one has noticed me yet. I'll go work out for once."Head to the local Gym.
>>960835>Ko rests up a little at her house, writing her dad a letter for when he comes around to tell him about her time at school so far, before heading out once again to school to study Chemistry
>>960835Commence sniper practice.
>>960835Look for any other entrances to the gun store ex. vents, bathroom windows, etc.
>>960839Harvey keeps at it. (F. English, 1/3 until B-)>>960853Jack picks up Thug A and throws him into the other Thug! Thug A lands into the opposite wall with a 'CLINNNNNG'.Thug B is stunned!>>960856Glimmer manages to piss off the guards. They appear to ready their staffs.>"Last chance. Leave this place, or you will be challenged.">>960860Pan0 finds that there isn't a workout room, but she does enter Gym class. There are a few games to play here.>>960868Ko writes a note and heads back to school.>>960885Azkeroth begins to train... (1/4)>>961180See above.>>961342Yeah-- the door is now unlocked, you suicidal bastard.>>961909Blacker Baron keeps going. (Psychology, 2/4 until B+)-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A recovers and lunges at Jack! Holy shit, ow.Thug B is stunned.
>>961965Continue honing my accuracy.
>>961965Go study English.
>>961965Sneak through the door and stay low!
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>961965Give the Thug A a one two punch.
>>961965> Continue where having left of, studying science.Perk: For Science (or something like that)! Grade: B+
>>961965"NO Y-okay fine."Go back to history class and STUDY!
>>962028Azkeroth continues firing... (2/4)>>962139Pan0 decides to study. (F. English, 1/3 until C+)>>962209Andrew opens the door and-->"Jesus, do you want to try a gun or not?">>962311Jack manages to throw an insane jab at Thug A, rendering him to his knees-- but thugs never surrender!>>962325Aleera keeps at it. (So. Science, 1/4 until A-)>>962686Glimmer decides to study. (So. History, 1/4 until B-)>>962718Blacker Baron pushes himself. (Psychology, 3/4 until B+)-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A goes into a fury and takes an incredible stab into Jack!Thug B misses.Jack is on his last legs...
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>963076Pick up Thug A and fucking chuck him at Thug B.
>>963076"Ayy nigga. Give meh a uzi or an AR-15!"Whip my dick out and start jacking off
>>963087Jack manages to send Thug A into a grave.>>963088Andrew is put into the Firing Range, deciding to test out the AR-15 first. He can shoot at short-range, medium-range, and long-range, but he most choose one. No ammo will be wasted.>>963093Harvey keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until B-)>>963105Glimmer keeps going. (So. History, 2/4 until B-)-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug B, despite all the odds, manages to miss! This might be it.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>963143"YA- YATTAZO!- MATSUEIRI ZI TAZO!" Smash my fist into this fucker's face.
>>963143Continue studying English.
>>963143Turn around and fire a bullet through the mans skull"Eat shit nigger!"
>>963152Jack manages a weak hit, sending Thug B to be damaged now.>>963179Pan0 keeps studying... (F. English, 2/3 until C+)>>963196Andrew flips around and fires at nothing, because he's in the stall alone. Albeit a bit hard to handle, this gun has a decent fire rate and force. This is the perfect school shooter rifle.>>963199Glimmer keeps working... (So. History, 3/4 until B-)>>963216Azkeroth is getting the hang of it now... (3/4)>>963266Blacker Baron finishes.>Psychology Grade: B+-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug B throws a strong hit on Jack! If Jack gets hit once more, it's all over. Blood is pouring down his face.
>>963447One more time!Make it countAnother round of practice
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>963447"Oi, man, fuck you." Pick him up and fucking chuck him at the nearby wall, head first.
>>963447studies and such
>>963447Continue studying english.
>>963447Go into the gun storage room
>>963458Azkeroth finishes his firing. Over time, he did well.>Level Up!>New Perk: Sharpshooter - Advanced accuracy gives you a +1 to ranged rolls.>>963462Glimmer finishes, and feels stronger!>Sophomore History Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount.>>963471Blacker Baron pushes forward. (Psychology, 1/4 until A-)>>963473Jack picks up Thug B and throws him at Thug A, both of their bodies clashing against the wall! Both knives fall to the ground.Jack feels...uneasy.>>963475Harvey finishes.>Freshman English Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>>963481Pan0 finishes.>Freshman English Grade: C+>>963505Andrew finds that room is locked, and as he leaves the Firing Range, his gun becomes disabled. The man explains.>"Security systems. They lock the gun when you're not in the Range until you buy it. Clever when you think about it."-1st Floor, Hallway-"..."
>>963522Quickly pick up the knives before guarding.
>>963522Continue studying English.
>>963522Back to school to find those green banner fags.Also grab the staples out of the science club guild inventory if I can.
>>963522Meet up with Azkeroth
>>963522Gotta keep going
>>963522Use my white nigger smarts to reactivate the gun
>>963522> Got nothing better to do, so let's learn till we drop! FOR GREAT SCIENCE!
>>963541Jack grabs some new toys before defending himself.>Pocket Knife - Good for shanking, you'd say.>Swiss Army Knife - An all around tool with dangerous value.>>963552Pan0 continues studying. (F. English, 1/3 until B-)>>963558Azkeroth finds he can already tap into the power of his guild's inventory. He stands outside of the Greenhouse.>>963560Glimmer runs back and stands with Azkeroth.>>963629Blacker Baron continues his studying. (Psychology, 2/4 until A-)>>963686Harvey has to push on. (F. English, 1/3 until B)>>963801Andrew can't unlock the gun; it's out of his skill range.>>965197Aleera keeps studying. (So. Science, 2/4 until A-)-1st Floor, Hallway-"So you are the one they call Jack Frost. Not bad. Not bad at all."A man steps out, and to Jack's mild surprise, he's fairly buff. A solid thick wrapping of durable tin foil covers anything that isn't filled with plastic trays. A voice amplifier is attached to his face.??? pulls out a staff...-Channel 7 News Station->"In other news, a city in northern New Mexico has suddenly disappeared off the map. Many conspiracy theorists have taken to blaming Russian mind control and possibly extraterrestrial interference, but the true facts is that the entire geographical location has turned completely into forestry and plains. Anyone who attempts to physically enter where the city used to be has experienced complete loss of communication in all radios, phones, and in unconfirmed cases, loss of sanity. A small percentage of adventurers have never returned, and search parties have been withheld until more information is known. The question on everyone's mind, though-- where has this city gone, and who and/or what could have done this?">"Onto our next story, mysterious occult symbols have begun to appear around the southern United States..."
>>963560>So where's the book? If you don't have it I at least hope you know where it is.
>>966135...It's happeningDamn that Dragon Fetishist.> Science for greatness. And protecting the world.
>>966154Damn Trips.And now I got 3 quests running at the same time.Greaaaat...
>>966135"Who in the fuck...?" Pick up the body of Thug A and B and use them as makeshift meatshields. Not throwing them, no, just using them like the Bark Shield or something.
>>966135Stand(Squat) at the ready.>>966153"No, I don't have the book. I do know where it is, however. It is towards the back of the greenhouse."
>>966135Speak"You diiiiiid offer me a gun... I'll tkae this AR-15."
>>966135March right over to the back of the greenhouse.And tell the first guard I see that I need to speak to their leader.
>>966135Keep studying English.
>>966154Aleera pushes herself. (So. Science, 3/4 until A-)>>966155Harvey keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until B)>>966159Blacker Baron keeps going. (Psychology, 3/4 until A-)>>966165Jack grabs on to one of the thugs, having to unequip his weaker Pocket Knife to do so. This is heavy.>>966179>>966183Azkeroth finds himself stopped before he can reach the Kitchen. Glimmer follows close behind, taking note of the two spear-wielding guards.>"Halt. You cannot pass.">>966335Pan0 keeps going. (F. English, 2/3 until B-)-1st Floor, Hallway-??? uses his staff to whip at the body!??? whips again! The thug's body falls to the ground."Face me, young one. Let me see just how much you're worth."
Rolled 1, 16 + 5 = 22 (2d20 + 5)>>966605Equip the weaker Pocket Knife. Using both the Pocket Knife and Swiss Army Knife, just shank the old guy.
>>966605>I need to speak to the leader of those under the green banner. Now.
>>966605That's a perk up then.
>>966621And if I could just NOT forget adding my damn trip, I wouldn't have to post twice every time!
Whoops!>>966181>>966204>"I said you could test a gun in the Firing Range, not get one for free."The owner takes your AR-15.>"That's going to cost you $800, in this market."
>>966605Study more English
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>966632SLAM MY FIST INTO THE GUN OWNERS FACE"FUCK YOU! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FUCKING NIGGER!"
>>966605Maybe I should also look for a sidejob, so I can earn money.I will need money for the materials.Something with high profits is preferred, while not endangering my life.If we got something like a maid-café downtown, I'd also probably apply for it.On a later point in time of course.
>>966613Jack delivers barely a scrape with one, but his Swiss Army Knife delivers an intense blow!>>966619>"The leader is busy. This area is for devoted members of the Greenhouse only; leave, or we will have to force you to.">>966621Aleera finishes!>Sophomore Science Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: The Cake is a Lie - Your potionmaking is borderline necromancy. You have a +5 to all brewing, and all of your crafts will be of a higher quality.>>966688Pan0 finishes.>Freshman English Grade: B->Level Up!>New Perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>>966725Andrew punches the Gun Store owner, but he doesn't really do anything except kick you out. For good this time.>>966972Blacker Baron finishes.>Psychology Grade: A->Level Up!>New Perk: The Definition of Insanity - Your word is law-- whether people disagree or not. You have a +6 to any speech rolls, stacking with any other speech perk you have, in case you didn't know that already. Have fun mindfucking everyone.-1st Floor, Hallway-??? begins to spin his staff, slapping the Swiss Army Knife out of Jack's hand!??? jabs the staff into Jack, sending him backfirst to the ground."You lack in dexterity and defense, only caring about doing as much damage as possible. As much as that tactic is useful, it can only get you so far."-The Greenhouse, Lunchroom-Greenhouse Guard A is sparing you.Greenhouse Guard B is sparing you.
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>967021"Shut the fuck up, you old man!" Go for a stab to the face.
>>967021Rub my puss puss through my PJs while studying to avoid being bored out of my mind.
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>967021>...Okay....Walk away(out of melee range)Pull out my sniper and put a staple in one of them.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>967021Ok.> Go to the library, and check for occult books.> Check for formulas, location and description of relics, which protect the user, as in:> Preventing the warping and twisting of the Wearers/Users Existence>Assist in combating otherworldly beings.> Making it possible for someone to go toe-to-toe with pandimensional beings.If it's a dice you want...Else I just got a roll out of the way anyways.
>>967021Follow Azkeroth I guess
>>967021Look around town
>>967030Jack manages to hit ??? fairly well, but his enemy still holds well.>>967052Pan0 gets lewd. (F. English, 1/3 until B)>>967070Azkeroth gets out of range and flips back, firing a staple into the head of one of the Greenhouse guards! He yelps, and the others proceed to get back or run to make way for the fight.>>967164Harvey finishes.>Freshman English Grade: B>>967388You would need to master Math and History in order to study Theatre.>>967487Aleera goes to the library, but anything under "Supernatural" has been completely removed. Not as the books were taken out-- all the paper inside the covers have been completely ripped out, with marks showing most of the pages were burned away. It's nothing but covers.>>968261Glimmer stands next to Azkeroth while he fires.>>968812Andrew finds the School, the City, his House, and the Gun Store, each having their own sub-locations (except for the House).-1st Floor, Hallway-"You suffer from your impatient mindset, without thinking about the side effects. You care about rage and attacking-- nothing more."??? uses his staff to trip Jack!??? whacks the Pocket Knife away from Jack's reach!"You have been completely disarmed because of such. Had I been maleficent, your death would have been extremely quick."??? removes his voice modifier. He appears to be a Sophomore, with cuts wielding deep into his arms and face. He looks like he's been through dozens of fights, with...varying degrees of success."Come with me."-The Greenhouse, Lunchroom-Greenhouse Guard A rushes at Azkeroth!Greenhouse Guard B rushes at Glimmer!
>>969810"..." Just follow this fucker. He's the only one who hasn't died immediately.
>>969810Study even more
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>969810Take a shot at Guard A
Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>969810>Persuade a nerd to give me their secrets on how to learn things faster.
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>969810Slap Guard B.
>>969810Continue rubbing through my PJs while studying english.
>>969810Head back home and look for Mom"Time to fuck!"
>>969812Jack and ??? make their way down the halls and to the Lunchroom.>"Let me try and explain, since it would be stupid to explain after we get there. There's this group called the Steel Order. It would take too long to explain how it was founded, but our leader, Emperor Titanium, has embarked on a mission-- to become the most industrial leader possible, and stop the entire bully epidemic by complete force. So far, his new project has been promising.">"To the reason you're here, well...you haven't been silent in your efforts to tear apart anything you see, and your pain threshold? Jesus. We're inviting you into a legion, more or less. Twenty-four super soldiers, built to withstand the horror of anything in your path. Basically, we do the exact same you do, with more armor-- and we get paid, which is actually pretty sweet. We even started teaming up with the Red Light District."The Steel Order is insanely technological. The place is basically a giant factory, with people rushing around with pieces of scrap metal, the plastic utensils that were made public, even trays for the armor that ??? has.>"Oh-- I haven't even introduced myself! My name is Protocol Omega. Don't worry about my real name, nobody uses their names in here."Eventually, both of you make it to the "Emperor's Palace", where the man himself waits.>>"So...this is the one they call Jack Frost.">>969819Harvey keeps studying. (F. English, 1/3 until B+)>>969822Azkeroth manages to fire another staple into Greenhouse Guard A.>>969823Blacker Baron convinces the nerd to tell him everything.>"Well, the Legion of L-Light has been tr-trying to make a thing...I-I-I-I suppose you could ask them?">>969839Glimmer clocks Greenhouse Guard B.>>969861Pan0 is getting steamy in the back. She's starting to attract stares. (F. English, 2/3 until B)>>970014Andrew goes to his House, but his parents are off to work. The fridge is nice and stocked, though.-Greenhouse, Lunchroom-Greenhouse Guard A uses his sharpened staff to whap Azkeroth! Ouch.Greenhouse Guard B stabs into Glimmer with his staff! She lets out a cry of pain.
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>970146Grab guard A and throw him at guard B
>>970146"..."Keep my hand over my puss puss and just continue studying.
Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>970146>Go to the Legion of Light and ask about the thing they're making.
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>970146Slav Punch Guard B
>>970146"If this is some offer to join, maybe. If I won't be turned into a slave."Cross my arms.
Last one tonight.>>970149Harvey studies. (F. English, 2/3 until B+)>>970154Azkeroth dropkicks Guard A.>>970162Pan0 finishes-- in more ways than one.>Freshman English Grade: B>Roleplaying Quality: F-->>970163Blacker Baron ends up entering the place with his words only.>"Ah, hello there. Welcome to the Legion of Light, and may the sun be with you.">>970167Yeah, no.>>970192Emperor Titanium breaks into a wide grin.>"No slavery here, kid. Just power."Jack is tossed Tray Armor and a Voice Amplifier!>"One other thing-- can I see the weapons you use?"-Greenhouse, Lunchroom-Greenhouse Guard A, with incredible picture perfect twists and turns, throws his staff into Azkeroth! He yells in pain!Azkeroth is low on HP.Greenhouse Guard B manages to slice Glom's legs, but she holds on due to her health!
>>970439"My only weapon is my strength." Pick up the Tray Armor and kick the Voice Amplifier away.
>>970439Whisper to myself"Uh, oh."Quickly and quietly leave and silently head to the girl's locker room."Jeez, I kinda maybe sorta didn't think that one through."
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>970439Get the spear out of me and R U N.
>>970439Consume everything in the fridge(EVERYTHING)
Rolled 16 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>970439>"May the sun be with you as well. So I hear you're developing something to help people learn faster?"
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>970146This is......> Try to find ANYONE who knows Supernatural stuff> Fans of the Occult, Goth fucks, Pen & Paper playing nerds, I don't care, JUST FIND ANYONE! In terms of P&P, Call of Cthulhu would be best.Mildl Panic
>>970454Jack equips the armor...it's sturdy. Thick.>>970466No you did not.>>970483Azkeroth begins to flee, but fails!>>970520Andrew eats everything, giving him max HP, but the second he's fully healed, the fridge closes!>>970543>"Yes, we are, but it isn't in circulation yet. I don't suppose you'd like to see one?"The Legion Guard lifts up an amber, almost syrup-y potion.>"This is a Potion of Haste. It allows you to do things way faster than you normally would, making it a huge advantage in the battlefield and in the classroom."The guard puts it away.>"Nonetheless, I'd love to see it out there soon. It's gonna change everything.">>971277Aleera runs around and finds nobody who knows about the unknowable! She eventally makes it to the Lunchroom-- maybe someone here knows something...?-The Greenhouse, Lunchroom-Greenhouse Guard A misses.Greenhouse Guard B slaps Azkeroth with the staff! Ow.Azkeroth is on his last legs...
>>971499Head into the girl's locker room.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>971499Look for a gun in Mom and Dads bedroom
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>971499> Look around, and try finding the most mythical looking person.Question.Could we get any ONE wish, since it's Christmas, or is there no such thing as freebies?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>971499Run to the science club now.
>>971499Walk away. I have no use for this Steel Order.
>>971501You're there now.>>971510Nope.>>971512Aleera finds the Steel Order, Legion of Light, Poseidon's Clan, The Greenhouse, and the Nomads.>>971518Azkeroth manages to flee!>>971523Jack walks away, finding a mysterious click inside his chestplate...oh, great. They lock your armor in. It shouldn't be that much of a problem, but still. Come on.Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the quest,the OP felt challenged; he'd been put to the test,to make a difficult game, so he pulled out his best,and screamed a deep cry whilst pounding his chest:"Those sons of bitches have torn up my plans!Their dank powergaming has never grown bland!They grew massive balls, but I've simply lost two,as a tired QM, what am I to do?"Then, like a cauldron, an idea brewed,and as Manhorse thought more, his deed grew and grew,"Why yes, it's the holidays! A time for a feast,and presents and candy, infections of yeast..."He would make an event so chock full of joy,that every man, woman, and Morky would get beautiful toys,"Attention, all players, there's no time to waste!Today's for i7's and tubed thermal paste,For the event has started until 27,Reminder that Bush did 9/11.">Welcome to the YouthQuest 2016 Christmas Event!>All of your items will be saved and unequipped for the entire event.>All Factions will be closed, and you will respawn with your soul if you are killed.>All enemies will drop Candy Canes, which will be your score for the event.>When you die, 25% of your Candy Canes will disappear-- be careful!>If a player kills you, they will earn 25% of your Candy Canes.>When you collect 100 Candy Canes, you will earn 1 Christmas Spirit.>Whoever has the most Christmas Spirit by the end of the event wins!>The top 3 players will gain a Gold, Silver, or Bronze Present (read: everyone else will get a Present of Participation).>Bosses and perks lie around every corner.>You get to save anything you collect for the main game!All the players suddenly feel the changes happen. Let's do this.
>>971610"Ugh." Start hunting for some bullies in the school.
>>971610Oh, oke.Check my locker for a spare change of clothes.
>>971610>"Well this is gonna be fun""Commence bully hunt
>>971610> Feel the changeSearch around for a partner, so we can team up.>>971619This guy for example.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>971610>Look for the largest muscle titan around.
>>971610Look for an elf
>>971619Hey there.> Grope for Boobs...> Sad face... Wanna team up anyways?
>>971632>Sure... And don't grab my chest please.
>>971634OK then.Other question.Can we still craft more stuff?If so, I would like to prepare properly.
>>971610wander around the school grounds until an event is triggered
>>971613Jack does a search in the School.-2 Bullies (Easy)-1 Thug (Medium)-1 Elf (Hard)>>971615Pan0 finds no new clothes.>>971619>>971621>>971632>>971634>>971643Azkeroth and Aleera decide to team u-- o-oh my.(Yes, you can still craft.)-2 Bully (Easy)-5 Bullies (Medium)-3 Thugs (Hard)>>971624Blacker Baron finds a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese! Aaaand it's empty. Fuck.>>971625Andrew does a search, but all he can find is this:-1 Bully (Easy)-2 Bullies (Medium)-1 Thug (Hard)>>971708Harvey wanders.
>>971721>Look for bullies.
>>971721Take the easy one
>>971721continue to seek out an event related area
>>971721"Damn."Break into another girl's locker in search of clothes.
>>971724Blacker Baron does a search in the School...-1 Bully (Easy)-1 Thug (Medium)-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Hard)>>971731>>971734Jack decides to go right to fighting an elf. He cracks his neck at the sight of him.>"Hey buddy, Santa told me to give you a special package, just unzip these pants for a white Christmas.">>971738Andrew decides to find a bully chilling out. It gets violent quickly.>>971745Azkeroth and Aleera(?) take the 5 bullies head on.>>971776Harvey finds that he can fight enemies (or players!) to gain Candy Canes. He's not going to do it like this.>>971786Pan0 doesn't have any tools for lockpicking, and no perk to assist her.-Front Yard, The School-Elf A is preparing...-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A is preparing...-3rd Floor, Hallway-Bullies A, B, C, D, and E are preparing...
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>971831>Grab bully E and throw him at the rest
Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>971831>Convince the thug and the bully to join up with me.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>971831Attempt to suck the bully's donger"Ayy senpai. Lemme get the yummy cummies."
>>971831Look for some bullies to fight or what ever.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>971831Just fucking punch the Elf in the face.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>971831> RULES OF NATURE!
>>971857That... might have been the worst decision YET.
>>971835Azkeroth grabs Bully A and chucks him, sending Bully B into a trance!>>971845Error: All perks, items, and armors have disappeared for this event.Error: The Christmas Event does not allow you to have guild members.>>971846Andrew fucks up.>>971848Pan0 does a search in the School...-1 Bully (Easy)-2 Bullies (Medium)-2 Thugs (Hard)>>971849>"Hey smartass, let me see your bottomless ba--"The elf is interrupted with a swift kick to the head.>"AHHH! JESUS FUCK, YOU'RE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST!">>971857Aleera misses.-Front Yard, The School-Elf A manages to craft a perfect snowball and chuck it at Jack!Jack is blinded! (-5 to your next attack roll.)-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A clocks Andrew in the face. Ow.-3rd Floor, Hallway-Bully A misses.Bully B grabs Azkeroth and throws him into a locker!Bully C misses.Bully D grabs Aleera and throws her at Azkeroth! Holy shit!Bully E is guarding.Azkeroth is stunned! (Roll to recover.)
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>971936FUCKING PUNCH HIM AS HARD AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>971936
>>971936I'll do the fight with the two bullies. Start off by smashing my ass into the first bully's lower jaw to knock him unconscious like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlEzmThYsTg
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>971954
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>971936SUPLEX CITY BITCH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySd3JGdSmBc>>971944Definitly the worst idea yet!Wanna Build some Weapons after this!?
>>971936assault anyone present
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>971936Try once more"GIVE ME YOUR YUMMY CUMMIES!"
>>971957>Sure but note. Throw them at each other. It can stun them.
>>971963Will try that, mate!> make those notes while my shit gets kicked in.
>>971936>Attack the lone bully.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>971979Forgot dice.
>>971942Jack misses.>>971944Azkeroth recovers!>>971954>>971956Pan0 kicks Bully A right off the bat!>>971957Aleera fucks it up.>>971961You gotta do a 'search', which will give you three randomly generated fights unbuffed, in a location of your choosing in order to fight guys.>>971962Andrew, no.>>971979>>971984Blacker Baron runs up and punches the single bully!Your fight is on the 2nd Floor.-Front Yard, The School-Elf A, bruised and battered, grabs Jack's head and throws him into a nearby icicle! Ouch. Like, holy fuck, ouch.Jack is on his last legs...-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A misses.-2nd Floor, Hallway-Bully A retaliates with a hard slap!-3rd Floor, Hallway-Bully A slaps Azkeroth!Bully B kicks Aleera!Bully C grabs Aleera and throws her to Bully D!Bully D kicks Aleera into Azkeroth!Bully E slaps Azkeroth!Azkeroth is low on HP.Aleera is on her last legs...
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>972083>Gut punch the bully.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>972083Continue kicking Bully A
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>972083Punch the god damn elf.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>972083JOKES ON YOU! YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!> find something to snap my own neck with
>>972083Preform a search in accordance with the custom if the currently active event
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>972083>Nope Flee>>972102>Meet me in the city. Junkyard or something like that preferably.
>>972090Blacker Baron nails the bully in the stomach!>>972092Pan0 delivers a weak hit to her opponent.>>972097Jack misses.>>972102Aleera finds that the bullies can do that fine by themselves.>>972108Harvey decides to default search in the School...-1 Bully (Easy)-2 Bullies (Medium)-2 Thugs (Hard)>>972136Azkeroth fails to flee!-Front Yard, The School-(Jack Frost)Elf A misses.-1st Floor, Hallway-(Pan0)Bully A slaps Pan0!Pan0 is low on HP.-2nd Floor, Hallway-(Blacker Baron)Bully A manages to pull off a flurry of hits, sending Blacker Baron onto one knee!Blacker Baron is low on HP.-3rd Floor, Hallway-After rapid succession I'm not even going to bother to list, the bullies beat the shit out of Aleera and Azkeroth to their deaths.Aleera has lost 0 Candy Canes, and now has 0Azkeroth has lost 0 Candy Canes, and now has 0.
>>972203RESPAWN!> Off to the Scrap Yards, they often have useful materials.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>972203ORA THE FUCKING ELFPUNCH
>>972203>DamnHead to the city.For a junkyard or anywhere else I can get scrap items.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>972203Repeatedly smash the bully's head in.
>>972214This was also a very interesting experience...Death.What an interesting experience indeed.
>>972203as I have no risk of losing event based items (being in possesion of no candy canes) I will do battle with the two thugsstart with voicing my assertion that their female siblings are of ill repute
>>972214>>972223Aleera finds that there has never been a scrap yard, and she spawned in the City, because Azkeroth is here. See Azkeroth's reply.>>972215Jack grabs Elf A and just fucking impales him!Jack collects 9 Candy Canes!>Green Elf Hat - Even stained with blood, this thing is cheery.For up-to-date stat collection, check out #events on the community discord.>>972229Azkeroth realizes this city has no scrap yard, and spawns in the City. Most of the shops are closed, but the Red Light District and Cafe are still open.>>972236Pan0 finishes the bully by smashing his head into a nearby lock.Pan0 collects 10 Candy Canes!>>972245Harvey gets the thugs to target him!-1st Floor, Hallway-(Harvey)Thug A chooses to use his bare fists!Thug B pulls out some Brass Knuckles!
>>972260Head to the red light district.Dumpster diving is an option
>>972264Hey, mate. I got an idea!Try asking around in whatever place you are going, if they are in need of a pretty girl!I'll try it in the café.And... maybe you could try making that potion again.That way, we earn DOUBLE the money! And then we can arm ourself properly!>>972260> Apply for a job in the CaféBonus points if they have cute outfits!Even more extra if it's a maid Café
>>972260launch an assult on Thug Buse my lower extremities to accomplish this feat(I belive there is a system to 'roll' but am uncretain how this is accomplished)
>>972281I mean, this is just in our heads. right?Nothing is real at the end of it, right?I can still be married after this, right?No Maidens flower cut, right?Items and equipment is disabled, but did we keep our skills?
>>972260Alright, put the hat on and look for some more fighting things in the school.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>972264Also a roll for my diving.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>972281Do I gotta roll to convince the owner?
>>972301To clarify I'm looking for materials to craft swords.
>>972306>>972301More specifically scrap metal and wood.
>>972260Check the stats on the candy canes
>>972404Also, loot the bully
>>972264>>972301>>972306>>972311Azkeroth decides to search through a dumpster...and locates, with his luck, a trash bag filled to the brim with aluminum cans!>>972281Aleera goes into the Cafe, but sadly, they aren't accepting new applications until after the Christmas season. Suddenly, she hears a whisper...>"Psst. Hey, kid. Over here.">>972284Go to the Options field and type in "dice+1d20".Harvey lands a good hit on Thug B!>>972294Jack does another search in the School...-1 Bully (Easy)-3 Bullies (Medium)-1 Elf (Hard)>>972404>>972408>Candy Cane - They say having 100 of these does something magical...The bully had nothing but a set of Clothes on him.-1st Floor, Hallway-(Harvey)Thug A misses.Thug B slugs Harvey good with his melee weapon! Harvey's mouth tastes like copper now. Wonder why...
>>972441>Three Bullies Because yey
>>972441Take his clothes just to humiliate him. Then change out of my PJs and put on the bully's clothes. Then look for more bullies.
>>972441THAT'S TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL!I SHALL ENGAGE WITH THIS PERSON INTO CONVERSATION!YEP! NO STRANGER DANGER AT ALL.... Who are you taking me for?> Look at this guy first. I'd like to know what I'm dealing with before I get drugged, raped, and then shipped to some nightclub, where my body gets abused by thousands of men every day.> If they appear to NOT intend to use my body for vicious deeds, I shall engage "Come over here"> If they do: NOPE THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!Maybe I should Az a ring. I recall having their number from... some-when before.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>972441utter an expletive and continue of assult thug BPerform an arm trianlge submission move(l'm assuming a roll in needed for this and other actions)
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>972441Take my items to school.Grab some professional tools and head to the basement.Use the furnace to begin heating up the metal to begin to make a sword.
>>972484Oy, mate!Want to give you a call.Here is this suspicious guy, and he is asking me to come over.Just wanted to let you know that I can craft some high quality stuff.Like, so fucking high in quality.Anyways, I will come over to you once I analyzed the situation.Where are you right now? Just so I know.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>972441>Dodge out of the fight.
>>972498>I'm in the basement at school. I lost my sniper so I'm making a new weapon. Its going wll I think.
>>972507How much material do you think you have?I could probably use one too.>>972459Now that I have considered it...It doesn't matter if I die.And if I something else happens:A. Az can search for me.B. I can kill myself.Hell yeah I will ask them what is up.
>>972523>I might have enough for a second one. It's aluminum though so don't expect miracles. And all our perks are gone.
>>972442Jack finds himself face-to-face with three bullies.>>972453Pan0 equips a new set of clothes...not much different from her old ones, but they'll do.>>972459Aleera finds...no way. It's a fucking reindeer.>"Yeah, yeah, don't go pissing your pants now. My name's Vixen the Double Dixen. If you get between my legs and make soft little whimpers as you grind your mouth into my bulges, begging for the sweet feeling of being filled with cum in every hole, you'll figure out how I got my name. Point is, I need you to do me a favor-- I got a bit of cane, right, but I don't no one finding me here. If you keep your tight virgin trap shut, I might just give you something. Deal?">>972469Harvey manages to twist Thug B into such a complex angle, he gives out and falls to the ground!>>972484This school doesn't have an open furnace, and the Basement is completely locked away. Azkeroth finds himself managing to cut and carve the cans he has nonetheless... (1/5)>>972499Blacker Baron bails out of the brutally buff bully bruiser that bloated bodacious bling, bringing beautiful basic blasts to the branching boy.-1st Floor, Hallway-Thug A punches Harvey in the face! Ow.Harvey is low on HP.
>>972563"At least they aren't soaking wet around my crotch." Go search for more bullies.
>>972568Actually, scratch that, go see a nurse.
>>972563>Go to Mary to get patched up. Wave to Pan.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>972563take possession of the brass knuckles and turn my attention to Thug Ause the newly obtained weapon to deliver a blow to the remaining adversary
>>972563>That's odd. I feel inspired! I like it!Continue cutting and shaping the cans. Starting with the blade.
>>972563I'm...Not really sure what I'm supposed to do.But from what I understand, he got a name for being... special in terms of blowjobs(?), and is either asking me to:A. Not tell anyone they are hereB. Find a hiding place for themC. Engage a Sexual enounter with tem. Which is unacceptable by the way.So that's a> Sure, we can make a dealin terms of the 2 first possible interpretations.>>972584Oy, mate.Don't forget you can use the Bunsen burners in science class, in case you have to heat stuff, like, I dunno, thin metal so you can give it a form.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>972563Pick up Bully A and chuck him at the rest.
>>972596>Okay. I need you to find more metal. Like more aluminum or something. As much as you can get. For something else.
>>972563What kind of shops are around here anyways?Any warehouses?What about factories, or manufacturers?
>>972671If you plan on making something for me, by the way...I got something in mind.The best type of sword there is: A rapierBecause fuck katanas.That shit is for Weebs.
>>972568>>972572>>972579Pan0 and Blacker Baron find Virgin Mary, a Christmas variant of the lovable nurse! She's currently healing a...reindeer!?>"Hey, lady, watch the antlers. These things are rare as shit.">>"Well, if you stopped moving, maybe this wouldn't take so long!">"I'll move twelve leagues into that ass, if you know what I mean."Dasher slaps Virgin Mary's ass. Wew laddy.>>972580Harvey equips the Brass Knuckles and slugs Thug A with it! He goes to the ground in an instant.>>972584Azkeroth keeps working... (2/5)>>972596Gee bill, two cocks.>"Great. Don't tell anyone I'm here, and don't come around again. Have this gay thing."Vixen gives you...a Blue Elf Hat!>Blue Elf Hat - Strangely festive; gives you +2 Candy Canes per kill.>>972605Jack grabs Bully A and dropkicks him to the ground!>>972690I can answer that one; there's the shop in the Red Light District (Area I), the Gun Store, and the Cafe currently. The Lunchroom is a shop as well, but is shut down currently. There is a warehouse in RLD-1, but it's guarded from low-level players.-1st Floor, Hallway-(Harvey)Thug A recovers and misses!-2nd Floor, Hallway-(Jack Frost)Bully A clocks Jack in the face!Bully B and C, I'm not kidding, get two consecutive nat 1's in a row, punching each other in the face.
>>973600Just quietly wait in a chair or something.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>973600Pick up Bully A and chuck him at dumbass B and C
>>973600Take a Bunsen burner to help me heat up the metal.Continue by shaping the handle of the sword.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>973600It's a... something!> Search for Heavy Duty Alloys, or anything else which might be good for armour.Wires and other stuff might be useful to, so we can weave the plates together.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>973600again make an assult on Thug A with the aid of the brass knuckles
>>973676 for crafting? Not necessary. For your search. I can't help. Sorry. You have plenty of time to search so don't worry. Also just get aluminum.
>>973690OK then!Nothing fancy.Just aluminium.
>>973600>Give Dasher a death stare and grope Mary to assert dominance.
>>973618Pan0 sits in a chair.>>973629Jack fails to manage a lift.>>973648Azkeroth works a bit on the handle and sharpening... (3/5)>>973658Aleera digs and finds a few of those fuzzy, bendy wires. It's like half of a pencil box, but still, it's wiring.>>973660Harvey nails the last thug, putting him out of it.>Harvey gains 15 Candy Canes, and now has 15.>>973763Blacker Baron gropes Virgin Mary, to her surprise and happiness...but is suddenly front kicked into a wall. Dasher seems smug.>"Oh, lookie here, somebody looking to get a creampie full of Christmas joy."-2nd Floor, Hallway-(Jack Frost)Bully A misses.Bully B grabs Jack's head and slams it into a locker, throwing his head to the right to slam into more locks!Bully C kicks Jack's stomach when he falls.Jack is low on HP.-1st Floor, Nurse's Office-(Blacker Baron, Pan0)Dasher is preparing for a showdown by stomping his hoof on the ground.Virgin Mary is extremely confused and rethinks her existence, looking at the facts that she's getting flirted with by a reindeer, who is now trying to fight her underage fuckbuddy, while some other student is sitting in a chair watching this whole event happen like it's a casual Wednesday. She decides to go into the closet and close the door until this is over.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>973807Now to find some more Aluminium.Also put on silly hat, so I count as a good player in team-base-d-shooters.
>>973807Now to shape the blade a bit more.Maybe add some serrated edges to it?More effective for causing bleeding.
>>973813What type of sword, if I may ask?Longsword, shortsword, bastard sword, weeaboo sword, rapier?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>973807>Get healed by Mary.If I can't do that then>Tackle Dasher.
>>973824A short sword.I don't do heavy weapons
>>973832I wanna have a Rapier.Also, imagine I'm doing a pouting face.I also got a hat now!From...somewhere...and totally not some strange thing your wouldn't believe anyways.I got some wires and am searching for more Aluminium right now! Will come to you soon.Keep yourself lubed up.Wat?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>973807Pick. Up. Bully A. Chuck. Him. At. The. Bullies.
>>973807If I may also ask another question, if you team up with someone else, do you have to share the candy canes, or does everyone get their own?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>973807find a place of medical aidrequest an examination to insure I'm in good health(I don't belive a roll in need here but just incase)
>>973810Aleera does a search, and finds a small little office wastebasket made out of aluminum.>>973813Azkeroth starts adding some finer details... (4/5)>>973825Blacker Baron tackles Dasher, and though it does minor damage, Dasher doesn't fall!>"Good going, asswipe.">>973846Jack becomes a fucking machine and throws Bully A into both bullies, all of them landing in a trash can! They...don't come back out.>Jack has gained 17 Candy Canes, and now has 26.>>973850The party will get an equal portion of the complete, total reward. If 2 players gain 40 candy canes, they would get 20 each. If 8 players gain 40 candy canes, they would get 5 each.>>973884Harvey finds that the Nurse's Office is busy, but he travels home and loots the fridge for some milk and cookies. He's at full health now.-1st Floor, Nurse's Office-Dasher charges with his antlers and misses, leaving him stuck inside an eye chart and some drywall!
>>973934>And now to hone it's edge! Hammer out the edges then sharpen them.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>973934stroll about in the residential area be vigilent for dangers and trouble makers
>>973934Keep looking for people to punch.
>>973939Azkeroth finishes his blade!>Aluminum Shortsword - Sponsored by Monster Energy>>973948Harvey walks around the neighborhood. Seems quite quiet.>>973950Jack does another search in the School...-1 Thug (Easy)-2 Thugs, 1 Bully (Medium)-2 Elves (Hard)Seems like you were lucky this time.
>>973934That'll do cow, that'll do.> go to Az, as I have everything I need. Apparently.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>973967Okay time to craft a rapier.Not my preferred choice of weapon but everyone has their thing.
>>973967>2 Thugs, One BullyHa.
>>973967OH COME ON! IT WAS JUST A MINUTE
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>973967return to the school groundresume my hunt for delinquents
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>973968>>973974>>973967If you allow it, I'd like to skip the part where I have to run back to school, and go right at the good stuff.> Help (read: take the lead) in crafting the Rapier.I can make high grade stuff.So might as well.> contribute my share of loot.... I don't recall if I get stat boost or not, but last perk had one, and now I'm not so sure.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>973967>Choke the reindeer out while he's stuck in the wall.
>>973934Shout at the nurse. "I require medical attention!"
>>973968>>973969>>973974>>973985Aleera and Azkeroth soon find a small aluminum wastebasket and fuzzy wires may not be enough to make a full rapier; would you like to continue anyway? (Y/N)>>973970Jack finds the battle, and begins to prepare...>>973977Harvey goes back to school and does a search...-2 Bullies (Easy)-4 Bullies (Medium)-3 Thugs (Hard)>>973998Blacker Baron lands an incredibly impressive choke on the reindeer, making him cough and sputter as he exits the wall! With work like that, he'll be finished in no time at all.>>974014Pan0 finds that the nurse has locked herself into a closet, away from the fight.-1st Floor, Nurse's Office-Dasher rushes Pan0, stabbing into her and throwing her into the opposite wall!Pan0 is low on HP.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>974488Well... shit.Maybe we could make do with what we have around?Maybe we could improvise, and create some other type of weapon.Daggers work too, they are easy to wield, and still do pretty damage.Or... we could wing it, one going of to find more resources, the other crafting on the materials we have.Either way, I'd continue with what I still have around.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>974488Yank the Bully and chuck him at the Thugs.
>>974494Yeah, screw this shit, my dice are sucking the ass right now.Like, so hard.Can one still turn around when thrown the dice? OR would that be a bail out, and thus forbidden?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>974488Make aggressions towards the 4 bulliesuse the brass knuckles to break there noses
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>974494>Just let me lead. You can help.>>974488>NoTake the aluminum and make it into spiked aluminum knuckles.Like brass knuckles but aluminum
>>974508Oh, fist fighting.I like that.Maybe something wish spikes, or. bumps, so it open up wounds in the body.That way, serious injuries on the inside AND outside can occur.If I'm not mistaken.
>>974508If I may ask...What is your wish?>>974488Can you refuse to take candy cane, or can you transfer it to other players?
>>974569>A book I want.>If I don't win I'll just fight for it.>Preparing for that will take a while
>>974579Have you considered diplomacy?Also, funny,,,A book, eh?I was searching for something like that too.Although it's more the information within said book.You... wouldn't happen to be an expert of the occult, would you?
>>974595>No it's for alchemy. I don't dabble in the occult.
>>974488Bang on the closet. "Hey! Lemme in! I don't want to be stuck out here with these two!"
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>974488>Strangle Dasher from behind.
>>974494>>974508One for yes, one for no. Maybe discuss it.>>974495Jack throws Bully A!Thug A dodges, but can't recover enough to attack.Thug B got fucked by it.>>974500Harvey directly jabs into Bully A! The fight begins!>>974508>>974520Okay, never mind, you guys decided quick.Azkeroth and Aleera begin to work on a melee tool... (2/5)>>974654Pan0 bangs, but Virgin Mary refuses to open the closet!>>974698Blacker Baron manages to strangle Dasher more, leaving a very noticeable damage.-1st Floor, Hallway-(Jack Frost)Thug A recovers!Thug B is stunned!-2nd Floor, Hallway-(Harvey)Bully A grabs Harvey and throws him into a locker!Bully B pulls a locker out of the fucking hinges and uses it to face-smash Harvey!Bully C pats his elbow and drops onto Harvey's spine!Bully D slaps Harvey for good measure.Harvey is on his last legs...-1st Floor, Nurse's Office-(Blacker Baron/Pan0)Dasher rams into Blacker Baron, this time throwing him into the ceiling, which soon brings Blacker to the floor.Blacker Baron is low on HP.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>974875keep fighting
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>974875"WANNNNNNNNNNABEEEEEEEEEE" Uppercut the Thug B.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>974875Beat the living piss shit out of Dasher
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>974875>Throat punch Dasher.
>>974595>"Be right back. I have something to check out..>>974875Go to the nurse's office.I need to investigate something.And obviously I'm bringing my shortsword
>>974884Harvey swings and misses.>>974891Jack socks Thug B-- and he's done!>>974895Pan0 grabs Dasher's head and throws it into the wall! Dasher is bleeding out...>>974903And Blacker Baron completely finishes him!>Blacker Baron gains 1 Christmas Spirit, and now has 100 Candy Canes because of it!>New Perk: Deck the Halls - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attack rolls using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3.Santa's Reindeer have grown stronger.>>974906Azkeroth walks into the Nurse's Office to find a dead, unlooted reindeer on the ground, with Virgin Mary coming out of the closet (kek), accompanied with Blacker Baron and Pan0 looking victorious.-1st Floor, Hallway-Bully A grabs Harvey and finally throws him to the ground, which breaks Harvey's back for good...Harvey has died, and lost 4 Candy Canes to the abyss...
>>975147>Loot reindeer and get healed
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>975147"WAAAAAAANBEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "JOJO" Punch the Thug A in the face.
>>975147Get healed>>975150"I'm not really that mad you got all the loot. Consider it my Christmas present to you." :3
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>975147well shitrespawn(adding a roll cause why not)
>>975147>Damn the fight is over Head to the cafe.I need a drink.
>>975150Blacker Baron loots the reindeer of anything it may have...>Antler - This thing was sharpened to kill, and then some. You roll a 2d20 for this weapon.You were fully healed.>>975153Jack slugs Thug A, taking him out!>>975161Pan0 was fully healed.>>975182Out of complete, stupid luck, Harvey isn't dead at all! He wakes up from being unconscious, right back into the fight!>>975183Azkeroth goes into the City and to the Cafe, where he finds the barista, along with a reindeer in the back...but he looks buffer than his first encounter. Vixen looks up from his paper.>"Sup? You never seen a guy reading a newspaper before?"-1st Floor, Hallway-(Harvey)Bullies A, B, C, and D are preparing once again...-2nd Floor, Hallway-(Jack Frost)Bully A slaps Jack!Jack is low on HP-- not that it really matters. Just thought I'd tell you anyway.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>975316>Grin>Ahhh it is a good day to be aliveAttack the reindeer with my sword.
>>975316Stay close to Baron. Safety in numbers right?
>>975316>De-virginize Mary in the closet after giving Pan 50 canes.
>>975328"That's... I... uh... o-okay...?"
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>975316Take the previous occurrence as an omen abd make a strategic retreat from the battle(does this mean I still have my candycanes?)
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>975316Pick up Bully A and break his spine on my leg.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>975316Keeping up the work.Don't worry, I got this.... I think.How hard could it be creating a knuckle buster?
>>975325Azkeroth begins to slash at Vixen!>"AH-- alright then, let's go, buddy!">>975327Pan0 sticks next to Baron.>>975328Blacker Baron grabs his pants and oh holy shit I didn't even know a weather vane could be used that way>Blacker Baron has given 50 Candy Canes, and now has 50.>>You have lost the perk: Deck the Halls.>Pan0 has gained 50 Candy Canes, and now has 60.>>975344Harvey manages to bail from the battle!Sadly, your HP did drop to 0, meaning your Candy Cane count does not revert. Sorry.>>975385Jack Frost does an impressive dropkick on Bully A, ending the fight completely.>Jack Frost has gained 29 Candy Canes, and now has 55.>>976138Aleera keeps working... (3/5)-The City, The Cocoa Cafe-Vixen gets on his hindlegs and throws two punches! Azkeroth is hit by both!Azkeroth is low on HP.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>976328I suppose I'll keep going.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>976328Proceed to the cafeteria and obtain some foodstuffs to restore my health(I see, while that's certainly disappointing I cannot make a case for it being unfair)
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>976328Go join Azkeroth's fight against Vixen and open by suplexing the reindeer.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>976328Another slash!
>>976328Loot the dead enemies for anything.,
>>976328>Kiss Mary and head off to join Azker.
>>976330Aleera doesn't need to roll by now. (4/5)>>976339Harvey goes to the Lunchroom, but the doors have been locked for the holidays!>>976384Pan0 runs to the City and goes to the Cocoa Cafe, joining the fight!>>976453Azkeroth does an incredible slash, leaving a giant gash in Vixen's chest!>>976486Jack gets 3 sets of Clothing.>Clothing - Better than nothing. Could be used for armor or crafting material.>>976538Blacker Baron kisses "Virgin" Mary and runs to the City, joining up with Pan0.-The City, Cocoa Cafe-Vixen gets back on all fours and grabs Pan0 with her antlers, slamming her into the ground!Pan0 is low on HP.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>976637I'mma gonna roll anyways!> inb4 nat 1
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>976637Finish himSlash vixen.
>>976637... Look for the Science Club room in the school.
Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)>>976637>Impale Vixen with my antlers.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>976637dammit and with the schools medical staff refusing to provide aid I have to choice but to return to the safety of home for recoveryadditionally I will seek items to aid in defenses(a lot of wasted effort on my part so far, I can already see I'll place low in the event standings)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>976637Beat the shit out of Vixen
>>976907At least you got dubs.
>>976639Hue.>Spiked Aluminum Knuckles - One of these days, Alice, one of these days...>>976641Azkeroth uses his sword to finally slash Vixen down...but he gets back up nonetheless!>"AAAAAAA!"Oh shit!>>976647Jack finds that the Science Club doesn't really have a base.>>976659Blacker Baron, using his extremely heavy weapon, swings!The first horn misses!The second horn hits!>>976668Harvey finds that Virgin Mary is still providing care, and just decides to get healed there.>>976900Pan0 steps right in front of Vixen!-The City, Cocoa Cafe-Vixen goes into a Frenzy!Vixen misses on his first roll, slamming into a wall and finally bleeding out.>Azkeroth has gained 2 Christmas Spirit, putting him in the lead with 200 Candy Canes!>New Perk: Deck the Halls (1 Christmas Spirit) - With the power of believing, you now have a +2 to any attacks using your bare hands; when dealing with Christmas entities, you have a +3 with unarmed attacks.
>>977936Hm. Welp, go out into the city.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>977936back to the grindthis time I will grind the bullies faces in
>>977936>Loot Vixen and give the items to Azkeroth.
>>977936Get a nice box o' apple juice while I'm here.
>>977936Get the items off of vixenGive Pan 10 Candy canes.And another 10 to blackerThen head to the nurse's office to heal up and search for more bullies.
>>977944Jack goes into the City and does a search...-2 Muggers (Medium)-1 Criminal (Hard)-1 Criminal, 1 Mugger (Very Hard)>>977946Harvey does another search in the School...-1 Bully (Easy)-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Medium)-1 Elf (Hard)>>977964Blacker Baron gives Azkeroth some items:>Antler - This thing was sharpened to kill, and then some. You roll a 2d20 for this weapon.>Reindeer Meat (1) - A small chunk of muscle off of a fallen reindeer. You will gain half of your HP back upon eating it.As always, keep track~!>>977968Pan0 doesn't have the money for a Juice Box.>>977973Azkeroth gives some Christmas cheer and heads back to School with a search.-3 Bullies (Easy)-2 Thugs (Medium)-6 Bullies (Hard)>Azkeroth has given 20 Candy Canes, and now has 180, losing 1 Christmas Spirit.>Pan0 has gained 10 Candy Canes, and now has 70.>Blacker Baron has gained 10 Candy Canes, and now has 60.-The City, Cocoa Cafe-(Blacker Baron, Pan0)>"Yo, Vix, guess what ya boy Dancer just dumped in that human toilet? It weighed like twenty poun--"Dancer, with a buff upgrade and three new sparkling horns looks on the ground and finds Vixen lying in a pool of his own blood.Dancer then looks up and finds Blacker Baron and Pan0 standing there.HMMMM...
>>978155Head back to Virgin mary for heals."Mary! Mary! A big mean reindeer attacked me again! Everything hurts!"
>>978155Get heals from Mary if I didn't (I think I did though)Equip my antlers and go to fight the bullies.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>978155run at the elfjump on it, pinning it to the ground and pummel it with a barrage of brass knuckle strikes while artistically shrieking about candy canes
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>978155Actually you know what?Ignore them.Head back to the redlight district.Scavenge for metal, cloth, and wire
>>978155>Go spend time with Mary.
>>978162Jack abandons his search and walks into the Cocoa Cafe, where Dancer is pretty pissed. And buff. Wow.>>978172Pan0 goes back to the School and gets healed up.>>978179Azkeroth only has time to get healed.>>978180Harvey engages the Elf and misses!>>978210Jack decides to nope out and face two muggers!>>978212Azkeroth would have done that, but after getting healed by Mary, he felt like he should wait until now.>>978219Jack has to look back and make sure...yep, three horns. That's a 3d20, right there.>>978224Blacker Baron chills and gets healed by Virgin Mary.>"So, how's the weather out there?">>978232Jack faces the two muggers once again, satisfied in knowing that he is a quivering pussy.-The School, Front Yard-Elf A laughs and throws a snowball at Harvey! It lands!Harvey is blinded! (-2 to your next roll)-The City, 12th Street-Mugger A pulls out a Swiss Army Knife!Mugger B pulls out a Glock 17!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>978301Okay.Now head to the redlight district.Search for ClothMetalWire.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>978301Punch Mugger B in the fucking face. "WAAAAAAANBEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>978301fucking tricky bastardbeat that little shit into a puddle of elf blood(-2, welp here comes a nat -1)
>>978301>"It's pretty cold out there. Mind sharing some warmth with me?"
>>978308Azkeroth finds a set of Clothes...well, you didn't need to kill anyone for it, so you suppose it's good.>>978312Jack socks Mugger B in the face, but he takes it.>>978320Harvey manages to sock the Elf!>>978321Blacker Baron is lewd; Virgin Mary giggles.>"Sure. Consider it a late present~"She begins to slide down to the bottom of the doctor's chair with a now incredibly loose nurse's outfit, grabbing Blacker's zipper aggressively and OKAY NOTHING TO SEE HERE-The School, Front Yard-Elf A socks Harvey in the stomach! Despite it's stature, that hurt a little bit.-The City, 12th Street-Mugger A grabs Jack and shanks him in the stomach!Mugger B fires at point-blank range, sending part of Jack's head flying.Jack is on his last legs...and, to be honest, it's a miracle he still has legs.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>978355Continue searchingThis time for metal and wire.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>978355Beat the ever-living hell out of that little shit
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>978355"You haven't seen my stand, haven't you?" "FACE MY STAND, [CHUCK BERRY!]" Pick up Mugger A and chuck him at Mugger B.
>>978366Azkeroth uses the dumpster's last search to find the top lid of a rusted toolbox.>The Red Light District (Area I) dumpster is now unsearchable and useless.>>978371Harvey finally beats the shit out of the Elf and gets something neat:>Black Elf Hat - Born from the darkest cults of the elf race. You will have much better outcomes when searching for enemies, at the cost of losing 33% of your Candy Canes when you die.>>978385Jack picks up Mugger A, with the enemy missing his defending roll, and throws him at Mugger B!-The City, 12th Street-Mugger A misses! Motherfucker!Mugger B is stunned!
>>978442K>Go study some history. Not like the event took away the books right?
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>978442"HAHA! Fate has sided with Jack!" Pick up Mugger B and chuck him at Mugger A.
Rolled 1, 6, 3 = 10 (3d10)>>978355Look for bullies
>>978442>Tell Mary my danger sense is tingling and that she should come with me to find Jack.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>978442a hat but no candy caneswell it looks neat and has an interesting effectput on the hat and look for more things to attack
>>978446> Ring RingOy, It's me mate!Just want to let you know I probably won't be attending any fights today... gotta set up some stuff, ya know?Listen here though. There might be more of those fuckers. if there is one in every district, we can get a woop'n 7 Spirit at the end of it. Sounds good?Maybe, just maybe, you could check the school roofs.I mean, Rudolph is gotta hide SOMEWHERE, right?
>>978442Search around for an empty room, which probably won't be used anymore. Claim it as the Science Club's temporary headquarters.Won't be joining you today PROBABLY, going to play P&P with some of my mates. It's going to be a looong night.
>>978446Azkeroth decides to study, with a Christmas surprise! (F. History, 1/2 until C+)>>978447Yeah, fate has deSIDED to fuck off. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here every 4 hours.>>978450Pan0 does a search in the School...-1 Bully (Easy)-2 Bullies (Medium)-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Hard)>>978459Blacker Baron and Mary enter the city to find Jack seconds from death!>>978460Harvey puts on the Black Elf Hat and does his search, feeling the effects already.-1 Thug, 1 Bully (Easy)-2 Thugs (Medium)-1 Elf, 2 Bullies (Hard)-??? (Very Hard - Rare)>>978695Aleera doesn't really find anywhere to set up-- no empty rooms, at least.-The City, 12th Street-Mary heals Jack up to half his HP!Mugger A stabs Jack! He doesn't die, but he's at least in a better position.Mugger B fires at Mary! A bullet goes through her stomach, causing a yelp of pain.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>979464"Ohhhhh, you think you're tough, huh?" Uppercut the Mugger B.
Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d20)>>979464>Stare blankly at Mugger B and fucking run him through with my antlers in a berzerker rush.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>979464attack ???
>>979464>Wow studying feels easier. Must be the event.Study more.
>>979464Changing my action to heading to the 12th Street in the city.Because fighting.
>>979464Looks like I made it anyways.Head up to the roofs of the school.
>>979588Fuck me.4chan, Y U post without my trip?