Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXiLast Quest, Kuro learned more about Baratsuchi, and learned that he had to be confined to the moon for a time. http://www.strawpoll.me/11871364 in case you don't follow my twitter. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________You head to bed early that night so you have more time to break the news in the morning. When you get up, you're faced with the choice of who to tell first. >A) Tell your family>B) Tell your team>C) Tell your girlfriend>D) Tell some of your friends
>>943570>A)Not the farewell tour, poor Kuro
>>943570>A) Tell your family
>>943583>>943588>>943594>>943612>>943631You dress up in your standard get up after waking up, taking a little more care than usual to look your best. You even make some progress in taming your softly spiked hair. You managed to delay your mother for the morning and neither Shirou nor your father have missions today. You manage to gather your family into one room, even Shirou and Haiiro are here together. How do you break the news? >Write in
>>943637>>Write inTell them that you're going to the moon and why. Be as blunt about it as possible
>>943637>Be honest, explain that it's because of our heritage and that coming events might put us in danger along with our own hotheadness.Also, how was your day off with your girlfriend, Country?
>>943651It was pretty good, thanks for asking.
>>943637The hokage is sending me off to the moon possibly for several years for no legitimate reason
>>943710>trying to act pissy about the Hokage where he could have us under watch
>>943646>>943651"The Hokage told me," you begin, inhaling to suppress the butterflies in your stomach, "that because of my unique nature, and an apparent increase in world tension, that I have to be sent to the moon for some time, in a month." You know that you're being blunt, but you figure you have to be, it will be easier this way. "K-Kuro, what do you mean?" Haiiro begins before anyone else can speak. Cutting you off, your mother responds to Haiiro, "We'll explain more about this later," she turns to you, obviously suppressing her emotions, your mother may no longer be a ninja, but she certainly has a good poker face. "Kuro, I'm so sorry, this is all my fault." She hugs you. "We'll talk, just the two of us later, alright Kuro," your father tells you, similarly masking his feelings. He puts his hand on your mother's shoulder. Shirou doesn't say anything, and you can't tell what she's thinking just by looking at her. >A) Say more to someone in your family (Who? What?)>B) Go tell your team>C) Go tell our girlfriend>D) Go tell some of your friends
>>943756>>B) Go tell your team
>>943754Why did Netflix jew us out of season 3?>>943710I could have had him Gaara you desu.
>>943756>B)>>943763Because Netflix is run by the global Zionist conspiracy. I actually haven't gotten around to watching the whole show, just saw like the first few episodes and thought Izana had good taste in terms of being made into reaction images.Also, that fucker can Gaara people? Damn, some respect has been earned.
>>943756>B) Go tell your team
>>943776Gaara as fuck with you like Rasa did with his son. Maybe not to the same degree, but still.
>>943776>Izana >good tasteDice confirmed some sort of half fag, I guess.
>>943760>>943776>>943779>>943786>>943791How do you want to do this? Individually>What order do you see them in?ORAll together>Where do you gather them?
>>943787I meant she was good for using as reaction images. Don't really have anyone that I see as a good choice in the show since I've only watched... four episodes?
>>943781>Indiscriminately murder with our not!Susanoo>Don't do a fear anythingMissed opportunity desu
>>943797>All togetherAt the restaurant?
>>943798>she>>943800There are plenty of people able to stop you in the leaf.>>943802Might not be the best idea in case emotions run high.
>>943810She, he, it, I don't fucking care when I'm being accused by a desu faggot. I just use her for reaction images.
>>943797>All togetherAt the training field near the forest of death where we trained with Hakurin and Sensei
>>943814I don't have a lot of Suiseiseki that aren't desu on my computer. My point is that s/he/they aren't anything yet.
>>943818>Even when I have no taste, I cannot meet Country's standards of waifu-taste and political correctnessI should just give up on trying to choose right in your eyes.
>>943827Izana is fine for reactions, I'm just using you as practice for judging my kids one day. >>943802>>943815>Training field it is>Writing
>>943836Congratulations, you've crushed all my hopes and dreams and now, not even you saying things are okay will repair them.
>>943815You message your teammates along with Hōōmaru-sensei, telling them to meet you at the training field nearest the Forest of Death, where you trained with Hakurin and Hōōmaru-sensei in the past. You arrive there a few minutes before your teammates do, and each trickles in on their own time. Hōōmaru-sensei arrives first, about five minutes after you got there, followed by Hakurin, who shows up ten minutes after sensei, then Jimmaru, a few minutes after Hakurin. Once you're all gathered together, it's time for you to break the news to your team. How do you break the news?>Write-in
>>943856I'm goin to the moon bitches, later
>>943856Tell them exactly what we told our family
>>943852It's not like I'm not sorry you baka.
>>943856I support the "going to the moon bitches" sentiment
>>943856Just go with Fourstar's response.>>943874>mfw you say you're sorry, but then you start your tsun tsun shit all over again.
>>943866>>943871>>943884"Now that we're all her together, I'm sorry that I have to tell you guys this but the Hokage is sending me to the moon in a month for the foreseeable future." You tell your team as calmly as you can. "That really sucks," Jimmaru says, sounding pretty distraught at the news. "And there's nothing that we can do about it?" He asks. You shake your head. "I-I'm really sorry to hear that," Hakurin says, and it sounds like she's suppressing a good deal of rage. "And even sorrier to hear that there's nothing we can do about it." She crosses her arms, "I'll find a way to give him some trouble." You're blindsided by an older girl's chest colliding with the side of your head. "Kuro! This is all my fault!" Hōōmaru-sensei cries out, shaking her head and hugging you tightly. "I should have kept this under wraps, I should have helped you be less of a hothead, I'm a sorry, sorry jounin sensei!" >A) Comfort sensei>B) Say something to Hakurin (What?)>C) Say something to Jimmaru (What?)>D) Say nothing>E) Something else (What?)
>>943921>>A) Comfort sensei>Less of a hotheadYou eat a few people, and all of a sudden...
>>943921>A)>B)While I appreciate the thought Hakurin please don't do anything rash
>>943921>A) Comfort sensei>try to resist the urge to motorboat sensei and fail
>>943921>A) Comfort senseiI don't get why people say we're a hothead. Anyway it's more the hokages fault for being a shit and our parents decided that making us into a half monster was a pretty rad idea
>>943884Fine then, don't accept my apology, just hide behind your futa Rukia.>>943932They think it's hotheadedness when in reality you sometimes have a hard time controlling the compulsions of the Otsutsuki bloodlines. >>943924Don't forget the guy you crushed. And the other guy you half-crushed.
>>943937Minor things, really
>>943921>A)It's not your fault, sensei...>B)Please don't, I've always gotten myself in trouble in the past for giving him trouble. No need for our whole team to get a bad rep because of me.>>943937And the guy murdered in the hospital. If they're futa Rukia, does that mean you're going to find them an adopted brother or sister for them to fuck? :^|
>>943937shieet them mufuggas raciss as fuckwe a good boi we bout to turn our life around#moonlivesmater
>>943946>Kuro gets shot by ANBU for eating someone in the street>Other moonniggers all six of them. riot in the street and only show his Chunin Promotion picture. >>943945Yeah, him to. Insulting a man's ship is almost as bad as insulting a man's waifu, you know that Dice. >>943939The current Nine Tails Jinchuuriki hasn't even killed anyone (outside of missions and shit) yet. >Writing
>>943924>>943928>>943931>>943932>>943945Except I forgot that you have to roll the first three 1d100 for comforting sensei.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>943955
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>943955Poor Sensei
>>943958kek what the fuck man we finally had a few threads without senseifags being annoying
>>943962I'm just a simple Hakurinfag but a Baratsuchi is fine too
>>943954Well, I guess we can call ourselves even for you killing Momo and shitting on all my waifus.>>943958Beautiful.
>>943965The majority of your waifus are shit though
>>943958Because of your taste, I'm using my worst one.>Writing
>>943964I like Baratsuchi overall but lately she acts more like a stereotypical haughty ojou for some reason. Or maybe I'm just noticing it more.
>>943967Well, I can't really deny that. There's a reason I'm considered the disappointment of the player base for this quest.
>>943965I mean >>943967>>943969It's just the circumstance, probably. I wrote her as a pretty stereotypical ojou during the Chunin Exams. >>943971I'm pretty sure that Jiraiya caught more personal flak than you, you just have a poor taste in waifus, he's a hillperson. Now I'm actually >WritingSorry that I got distracted, but more and more I find myself feeling like Kubo.
>>943975Kubo is a terrible writer pls don't emulate himCharacter design was his only redeeming quality
>>943975But to what level of Kubo are you feeling?>>943977You sound like you don't enjoy the M. Night Shamalamadingdong
>>943980asspulls are not plot twists
>>943958"You're a great sensei, Hōōmaru-sensei," you tell your sensei, embracing her, "It's just circumstance."She wipes her eyes, "You really mean it?" Jimmaru pipes up, "You're the only Leaf sensei to have more than one genin pass the Chunin Exams, aren't you?" She nods, and Jimmaru continues, "And besides, you're the sensei with the best figure," Hakurin stares at him, open mouthed, "Well, besides maybe that one from the Mist, you guys know who I mean?" He asks you and Hakurin, "Green hair, had this tight, petite thing going on." He holds his thumb and forefinger in a ring with his other three fingers up. "Not saying that you're not awesome, Hōōmaru-sensei!" He tries to save himself, "I mean, that time at the beach, I could hardly take my eyes off you!" Hōōmaru-sensei has broken your embrace. "Kuro, we'll talk later, I have to show my worth as a sensei..." You flee from your team even as the sounds of a beating break out behind you. Who do you tell next. >A) Some of your other friends>B) Your girlfriend>C) Irei-sensei
>>943992>B) Your girlfriend
>>943992>B)Now I'd prefer for Kuro to be comforted
>>943992>B)Also, Jimmaru clearly received the hereditary lack of common sense that his Uchiha ancestors embodied.
>>943977>>943982Don't worry, I don't mean my writing style in this quest at least.>>943980I just mean liking the negative space, even when I know I should be writing to fill it. I want to go pretty Kubo for what I run during the timeskip though. But if Kubo wrote seinen.
>>943999If Ashura and Indra reincarnating was still a thing I might have made him Ashura. That's mainly a nod to his personality, but also a clue as to what exactly a branch Uchiha is.
>>944000you said you'd be anouncing that, will that be at the end of the thread or is there still a lottle longer until the timeskip?You know, like how Naruto had little over 100 episodes of filler before the timeskip.
>>943994>>943997>>943999You make your way to Baratsuchi's hotel, you know that you're not quite dressed to her standards, but figure that it's fine, given the circumstance. You take the elevator up, exiting at the small hallway, or entryway even. In front of the lavish doors to the expensive room, there stand two guards. They appear to be civilian, or at least, they aren't ninja from either the Land of Fire or the Hidden Stone. You move towards the door, and the one on the left moves towards you, right hand on the baton at their left hip and right hand stretched towards you. "What business do you have here?" the helmeted figure asks you in a feminine voice. >A) You're here to see your girlfriend>B) You don't have to answer to her (Go to the door)>C) Tell her to back off (Threaten)>D) Throw her into the elevator>E) Knock her out>F) Injure her>G) You have the wrong floor (Leave)
>>944019>>A) You're here to see your girlfriend
>>944019>A) You're here to see your girlfriend
>>944013I'll announce it while this thread is live. I hope that Australian Education hasn't made him aware of the fact that this doesn't mean much considering the longevity of /qst/ threads.
>>944024There's a difference between an alive thread and a live thread.Australian schooling taught me a lot of things, mainly that drug dealers are easier to find than you'd think.
>>944019>A)>>944025More than the American one at least.
>>944029It helps to also be friends with dealers. And yet I remain solely an alcoholic.
>>944029Enough Americans were taught the right thing apparently. >Writing
>>944020>>944022>>944028>>944029"I'm hear to see my girlfriend," you answer, mildly inconvenienced. The woman gives a short laugh before turning to her partner. The partner just looks at you, "Get lost kid," he says, "whoever you're looking for isn't here, and besides, aren't you a little young to be dating?" He moves to block your path as well. >A) Baratsuchi is your girlfriend>B) Just push past them to get into the room>C) Push past them, knock on the door>D) Attack them both, knock them out>E) Attack them both, incapacitate them>F) Throw them out the windows
>>944043>>A) Baratsuchi is your girlfriend
>>944043>A) Baratsuchi is your girlfriendCall her. Duh>I'm hearkek
>>944049I'm heading for a the dick moment, I know it.
>>944055It'd be pretty hard to cock it up as bad as som did.On an unrelated note, I'd like to shill for a new quest that's pretty good imo>>916851
>>944043>A)Also supporting the stuff here >>944049>>944034>four blue counties in TennesseeMemphis and Nashville... Where the fuck are the other niggers from?
>>944046>>944049>>944058>>944073"Baratsuchi is by girlfriend," you answer. The security personnel look at each other again. They both press something on the sides of their helmets. The man speaks, "Enough games kid, leave now or we're gonna have a problem." You roll your eyes, "Look, I'll call her," you do so, putting it on speaker. "Hey Baratsuchi, it's me, Kuro, could you talk to the security out here?" A female voice answers, but it's not your girlfriend, "Who is this?" You say who you are, and the person on the other end claims not to know you before hanging up. "Real convincing," the female guard says, in an annoyed tone, "now are you going to keep this up, or are you going to leave peacefully?" >A) Leave>B) Get to the door>C) Attack them, knock them out>D) Attack them, injure them>E) Something else (What?)
>>944078>A)Guess we'll get to be lonely on the moon without even a goodbye.
>>944083But that's your sister! Your girlfriend looks more like this. On the left of course, ignore the right, that's just trash.
>>944088You mean the one on the left is trash and the one on the right is fine for quest waifu status.
>>944088It was more my reaction to the situation than thinking of Shirou, maybe this one would have fit more with what I'm feeling
>>944091Kinda, she actually looks more like Kirakishou, but I use Barasuishou because they both have "bara" in their names, and have the eyepatch on the left. >>944092>Calling Baratsuchi trashUnless you mean Barasuishou, in which case you're kind of right, Rozen Maidens' quality relates directly to their age. I mean, if you like waifuing a corpse. >>944093I know what you meant. >>944079>>944083>>944086So you're just giving up? That's just great, I applaude your quality choices, good job, I'm proud of you guys.
>>944099Momo's the one on the left, the one on the right is Baratsuchi. Do you not know which direction is which? Momo's trash.
>>944099I don't want to hurt civilians especially since we most likely have an anbu shadowing us unless you guys want to repeat the summoning thing we did last time
>>944105We could do that. RABBIT ATTACK! >>944099
>>944106Let's switch it up, should we transform into a rabbit when we unleash the swarm?
>>944079>>944083>>944086You take the stairs down and away from this obvious ploy of some sort. You feel bad, but you might be able to catch Baratsuchi another time. You'll need to do it soon if you do though. When you step out into the crisp winter air, there's a light snow lazily drifting down onto the Hidden Leaf. You didn't dress particularly warm, so you shiver a bit, glancing up at the imposing hotel. You depart from there, thinking of who to tell next. >A) Sakutai, Himarase, and Matsukawa>B) Ryuko (possibly her teammates?)>C) InoShikaCho>D) Irei-sensei
>>944110>D) Irei-sensei>Tell him the Hokagae needs to be killed.
>>944110>>D) Irei-senseiI don't care about anyone further than this
>>944106>>944109Too late now. >>944105If you had gone for the door, you wouldn't have been the aggressor. >>944104I was talking about the picture's left, not mine. Sorry for the misunderstanding. >>944113>Tell him the Hokagae needs to be killed.>Telling that to an UchihaWEW LADEWLAD
>>944110>DBy the way, what time do you have out there Country? Isn't it midnight or something?
>>944118WE can remove Uchiha and the Shitkage.
>>944120It's half past two in the morning. And I've been drinking Canada Dry to soothe my still irritated throat so I'm not quite as awake as usual. >>944122Now that's thinking like an Otsutsuki! Stop it.
>>944124>Giving up on two sources of super juicy fruits.
>>944125>Abusing our sensei's trustFuck you, Irei and Jimmaru are okay guys.
>>944128>Wasting time on eatting Jimmaru's charka when he dones't even have the fucking eyes>Not saving Irei last.
>>944128Okay Uchihas are rare, we could probably slaughter all of them other than those two, right?
>>944133There are the ones in the mist though
>>944137How did their increase so fast, considering how many of them exist now and that only Saucegay existed after 4th war? Snek fuckery?
>>944132>pic related>>944133>pissing off the only two good Uchiha also pic related
>>944140Their number*, yeah.
>>944140Who knows?Only Sourcekayak
>>944141Fine, we'll keep them around to use as breeding stock so we have an unlimited supply of Uchiha's.
>>944125Now that's thinking like Momoshiki. The one thing the Bort Manga did any good. I mean, you shouldn't think like him, but his manga final form is better than that stupid ogre thing. >>944133>>944132The head of the Clan does have Sasuke's Rinnegan, and there are two other members with Eternal Mangekyo. And mint ID anon, now you're thinking like Kabuto when he was trying to be Orochimaru 2 the max. Stop it.>>944137Well, not that Kuro would know, but Kaya is the only Uchiha in the Mist. The only one outside the Leaf in the Five Great Nations, actually. Other than her, there are a couple of Snow Uchiha, and a few others who lay low. >>944140Sasuke was less stingy with sex. Also some come from lines established through.... circumstances. >>944145Now you're Shin. Stop it. >>944143I know. Also Sasuke wouldn't have known about Obito/Itachi bastards, if that's how the other lines came to be. Thanks for distracting me everyone. >Writing.
>>944150>tfw you just want the moon nigger to get good but you can't. fine we eat the all seeing eyes too, better?
>>944112>>944113>>944116>>944120You decide to head to the Uchiha Clan Compound, and tell Irei-sensei the news about your departure. By the time you get there, there's a light coating of snow on most every surface, and it's falling more steadily now. You find the small house that Irei-sensei lives in within the Compound. You're surprised that the Uchiha don't have guards like the Hyuuga, but then again, the Hyuuga are pretty set in their traditions. Stepping onto the porch, you lightly knock, and you hear someone getting up inside. The door opens, casting a warm light outside, Irei stands before you, "Ah, Kuro, how are you? Would you like to come in?" He asks. You tell him that you would like to come in, and that you have something you want to talk about. Irei leads you into the house, after you take off your wet shoes. You're lead into the living room, where an older woman with salt-and-pepper hair sits on the couch. Irei introduces you, "Kuro, this is my mother, Byakko Uchiha, she's visiting as well. Mother, this is my student, Kuro Nijiiroh." He leaves to go to the kitchen to get tea. Byakko Uchiha regards you with a sharp gaze, her eyes are thinner than most Uchiha's and her face is sternly lined, these features, along with her no-nonsense bun, give you the impression that she's a harsh woman. "So you are Kuro Nijiiroh, the Otsutsuki boy." She says in a matter-of-fact tone. >End updates, as always I'll stick around for a bit, I'll likely continue tomorrow
>>944156Now you're just Toneri without the rape. >>944150>there are two other members with Eternal Mangekyo.Come to think of it, it's actually four, I didn't count Irei, or Sakutai's aunt, who you don't know.
>>944165Fuck, we're about to die and the waifu is going to think we're a pussy for never saying goodbye. Oh well, beats starting a game of CK2 as a custom character and getting cancer within the first month.
>>944172>beats starting a game of CK2 as a custom character and getting cancer within the first month.*Insert joke about you being the cancer here*>Playing after Horse LordsThere's your problem!Here's a question for everyone: Why am I compelled to name the Uchiha after things from Japanese mythology? The Uchiha themselves never had that motif in the show.
>>944175Because of their abilities being named after Japanese gods.One, yeah, not really pleased with what I've gotten out of Reaper's Due since it's literally just been death by ass cancer every time I've tried a custom house now. As for me being the cancer of this quest?
>>944175BECAUSE WE MUST EAT THE GODS
>>944179Calm down, Toriko.
>>944187So how many more sessions before the timeskip?
>>944189Seven or eight maybe.
>>944191Can we at least leave an email or message to our gf before we left?Sometimes i wonder why people love bara
>just giving up on seeing Baratsuchi something weird was going on there but you guys are too much of pussies to do anything. we're already getting sent to the moon, what's the hokage gonna do if we beat up a couple ass hole guards, send us to the double moon?
I want her to feel ungodly regret for turning away kuro and to blame her weird relationship with her father for it. Spurring her on to stop caring about his opinion and let loose a little. So what if she has to go 6 to 24 months without seeing kuro.
>>944450>A female voice answers, but it's not your girlfriend,>but it's not your girlfriend>not your girlfriend>>944427There is more that he could do to you, but you have a point. >>944272You still have time to see her again.
>>944457GaspWe need to break up with her immediately.Fucking skank is fucking some whore.
So who actually knows that we're an otsutsuki?
>>944565Your family, your team, Irei and a few people close to him, the Hokage and a number of ANBU.
>>944078Guys, they were clearly kidnapping her or robbing the place or maybe it was ninja rape train day. We could have heroically saved our girl but instead we just walked away like a bitch.
>>945164>Doesn't show up till it's too late>bitches and moans about decisions madeWhile I see you have a point, maybe you could have been here to correct our shit?
>>945164they're too afraid of the hokage or being "edgy" to do anything proactive
>>945164It wasn't that bad, anon. But they did kind of pussy out. >>945180Remember when Kuro fought a guy covered in juinjutsu seals in cqc despite being warned beforehand? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>945455It was a combination of being pussies and being too dumb to recognize something strange going on.
>>945455>juinjutsu sealssomething like this?
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXiLast Session, Kuro began his farewell tour by telling his family and team.
Byakko Uchiha regards you with a sharp gaze, her eyes are thinner than most Uchiha's and her face is sternly lined, these features, along with her no-nonsense bun, give you the impression that she's a harsh woman. "So you are Kuro Nijiiroh, the Otsutsuki boy." She says in a matter-of-fact tone. You simply nod, and squirm under her scrutinizing glare. Irei returns in short order with tea for the three of you. "Mother, your's is the way you prefer," he says, placing the tea in front of her, "and I'm not sure on your preferences Kuro, so I just made you my favorite." He takes a sip from his cup, "Now what did you want to tell me?" >A) Tell him the news (How? Write-in)>B) You'd rather it was just the two of you>C) Something else (What?)
>>946544>>A) Tell him the news (How? Write-in)>Sensei, I'm dying from being too much of a faggotExcept, instead of that, say the same damn thing we told everyone else
>>946544>A) Tell him the news (Uh, So I'm being sent on a trip by the hokage to learn from my people because apprently the world might go into war or something. And that it sucks badly
>>946544the hokage is exiling me to the moon for a whilewhy do we have to keep telling people this is boring
By the way, rabbits can't use sage energy, if anyone had that idea. >Writing
>>946594>Animal summons can't teach SageThats a fucking nerf for rabbits being useful.
>>946606Summons are gay anyway, who needs em
>>946615yeah actually, fuck summons, we dont need them
>>946606Unlike a lot of people, I'm of the opinion that the majority of animal summons are unable to use or teach Sage Mode. >Also, the update will be a bit late, I can't post it right now, but it is done.
You break the news to Irei-sensei in a way similar to how you broke it to your team and family. Of course, while it would be nice for it to be just the two of you, but you really can't tell a man to kick his mother out of his house just to break some news to him. "Well Kuro, I'm certainly sorry to hear that," Irei says, shaking his head, "though I disagree with his methods, the Hokage's fears are warranted, us jounin have been getting missions that are more and more difficult as of late. It really all started with the Seven Tails' death.""Not to mention my brother's disappearance," Byakko butts in. "You know, Nijiiroh," she leans onto the table, eyeing you with interest, "I'm sure that we could work out some kind of deal, just come to see me some time in the next week or so, during the day." She hands you a business card. "Mother, please don't make this more complicated than it has to be," Irei pleades. >A) You'll think about it>B) You'll see her soon>C) No thanks>D) Say something else to Irei (What?)>E) Leave
>>946691>>B) You'll see her soon
>>946691>B) You'll see her soonwhat does she do?
>>946699Makes yuge deals. That's right, trust the Uchiha.
>>946691>B) You'll see her soon
>>946713att his point I trust the Uchiha more than the fucking Hokage
>>946691>A) You'll think about it
>>946726Madara's long(er) term keikaku bears fruit.
>>946696>>946699>>946725>>946742"We'll talk soon," you tell her, accepting the card. Irei-sensei gives you a wary look. You then finish your tea and leave Irei's cozy dwelling in the Uchiha compound. Where do you head next? >A) Home>B) To tell someone else (Who?)>C) Try to see Baratsuchi again>D) Somewhere else (Where?)
>>946769>C) Try to see Baratsuchi againtry to sneak around the hotel and find another way in
>>946769>C) Try to see Baratsuchi again
>>946773>>946774>>946784>A) Try the same way as before>B) Disguise yourself with transformation jutsu and sneak in>C) Walk up the side of the hotel and enter through the balcony>D) Something else (What?)
>>946840>C) Walk up the side of the hotel and enter through the balcony
>>946844>>946856>>946860>>946867First three 2d100.
Rolled 69, 98 = 167 (2d100)>>946891
Rolled 67, 88 = 155 (2d100)>>946891
Rolled 83, 28 = 111 (2d100)>>946891
Rolled 100, 84 = 184 (2d100)>>946891
>>946895Nice job, anon.
>>946895>>946897>>946898You think to yourself that it would be best if you were able to climb in through the balcony, and that it's probably smarter to use a room on a lower floor's balcony to do so. After all, climbing the entire building wouldn't be the best use of your chakra. You get to the task at hand, and find a room on a higher floor that's unlocked. You sneak past the occupants, onto their balcony, and get to work climbing the hotel's facade. You get to the penthouse, wind and snow streaking against you as you climb, and manage to sneak to the sliding doors to the penthouse itself. >A) Throw open the doors and announce your presence>B) Continue sneaking until you find Baratsuchi's room>C) Assault the penthouseI know she's faking it, but that MILF loli would have been best for Sasuke.
>>946941>B) Continue sneaking until you find Baratsuchi's room
>>946923>getting embarrassed by the local cancer anon complimenting your rollsJesus, and I thought I was sad.
>>946941>>B) Continue sneaking until you find Baratsuchi's room
>>946947>cancer anonI think the term is "tripfag"
>>946941>B)>>946947I don't care what everyone else thinks, Dice is best boy
>>946946>>946949>>946951>>946955>>946956Give me three 1d100's.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>946970
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>946958>>946968It's not the first time I've said this>>946970
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>946970
>>946975We're surprised because we thought you would have experienced an improvement in your tastes by this point. Sadly, I've spread my curse of shitty tastes to you.
>>946971>>946976Passing the hidden DC, it's like you don't even want me to use encounter rolls. >Writing
>>946971>>946976You open the door silently, and hide behind the pulled curtain behind it. Once you're certain that no one is in the room, you head down the hallway that you're fairly certain is to the bedrooms. There are two sets of double doors at the end of the hall, one of which has a placard on it with Baratsuchi's father's name on it. You drop down in front of the other door, having crawled along the ceiling. The main reason for this is the fact that there are two people at the end of the hallway, dressed as some sort of ninjas. It was easy to sneak past them, they were arguing about something unimportant. You don't have much time in the hallway before someone notices you, but Baratsuchi could be doing anything in there, so it might be best to knock. >A) Knock>B) Knock, say who you are quietly>C) Go right in>D) Something else (What?)
>>946997>>B) Knock, say who you are quietly
>>946997>C) Go right in
Why was it necessary to put Jiraiya in Ending 39?
>>947021Because I'm gone but not forgotten.
>>946997>C)Changing my vote
>>947031Howdy Dice, I see somebody is trying to woo you. Don't you dare hold there hand like a faggot.
>>947025I meant the real one, not some podunk who brought his aunt to prom because his half brothers took all his cousins and sisters.
>>947039I only want to hold hands with a friend from high school I hang out with occasionally when I'm back home from college. Too bad she's moving half-way across the state to attend another college as soon as I transfer back home after realizing that my old college was bullshit.
>>947046Feels bad Country, Why you gotta harm me?>>947053Its simple then mate. knock her up and never let her go.
>>947059>Doing that to one of my best friendsJiraiya, I'm starting to understand why most people don't listen to your advice.
>>947061>Willing to give up on one of your best friends.Its almost like you don't want happiness.
>>947007>>947011>>947026Turning the knob to one of the doors, you open it quickly and slip inside. Baratsuchi, sitting on the bed at the far end of the room, turns to you, ready to yell at you before seeing who you are. She quickly stands up, "Kuro? What are you doing here? I was told you were on a mission." "I wasn't on any mission, I tried to call you earlier, and someone else picked up, what was that?" You ask her. "My father took my phone..." She blushes, "I'm so sorry that he would do something like this! But why go through so much trouble to see me?" >End updates, sorry for the short run, but blueballing you people is just too fun. As always, I'll stick around for a bit
>>947059Because putting people down on the internet is a way of venting for me along with shooting guns, and if my girlfriend allows choke sex. >>947061It's pretty solid advice, you had better take it before she ends up with Chad, or worse dead.
>>947039I only like dice platonicly>>947071Thanks for running Country
>>947077>DICE being a literal americuckkek
>>947071>2 hour threadwhat the fug
>>947081Thanks for coming anon. Any questions? Any opinions I can invalidate?>>947084If I had a picture of the Tom Cruise laughing meme with his faces replaced with each of the Commonwealth flags I would post it. >>947093Sorry anon, but I wanted to save Baratsuchi's reaction for tomorrow. Mainly because I need a little more time for some stuff for then.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11893191Have this because I found some of these while building a playlist on my phone.
>>947110>Not #6: Broken YouthIt's like you're some sort of faggot
>>947134It was between that and Black Night Town. And I haven't heard that one in a while so all I remember about it is that it's the gay samurai one. I'll find it on youtube.
>>947134Also, Long Kiss Goodbye is just as good as Broken Youth.
>>947144I didn't like it because of the arc it was on
>>947161I don't care about that, I love Opening 12, but it was on what I consider the worst arc of Naruto, one of the worst arcs in filler really. Chikara is in my bottom three along with the Soul Society Invading Army Arc and Conqueror of Shambala. Come to think of it, Soul Society Invading Army has a pretty fun opening too.
>>947071Dammit, the blueball is real.>>947067>>947077>>947084>>947161Well, there goes the last piece of self-respect that I had.
>>947163Bleach has a lot of good ost's>>947164I could've added more countries, but I went with the two that actually matter
>>947164What? It's a valid warning. Though ending up with Chad might be worse. I don't really know, I've never had a girlfriend end up with Chad. Probably because there are no Chads in Canada, just Kraft dinner and Eskimo whaling parties competing with us in the seal mines.
>>947167I recognize the British and Australian flag, but what's the third one that doesn't have a Union Jack? Don't recognize it.
>>947167>Australia>Ever mattering>UK>Mattering after 1997
>>947183should be called irrelevantcountries.png desu senpai
>>947171Third is the flag for the commonwealth on a whole>>947183>Posts New Zealand>Posts Ireland>Posts Canada>Posts New ZealandI said New Zealand twice because who the fuck cares about NZ outside of LoTR
>>947187Superpower by 2020. I'll show you one with relevant countries. >>947188>Ireland>Australian education
>>947188>Irelandtop fucking kek
>>947188>>947192I'll be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if most Americans only know the difference between Ireland and India's flags because of their raging hard-on for being of Irish descent or for hating the Irish.
>>947192>>947194>I remember back in school when they taught us about India>Except they didn'tInstead I got to learn about how much the hwhite man oppressed the fucking abbos, every fucking year.To be honest, between India and Aboriginals, they're both fucking awful
That got pretty derailed, so here's a more relevant question- How will the Uchiha's offer compare to the Hokage's?
>>947233>Actually taking an offer from an Uchiha
>>947233>Trusting a Uchiha that isn't sensei or best broCountry, I know I'm full of shit, but Jesus, even I know that's a bad idea.
>>947233>Trusting the Shitkage.
>>944013Oh, you'll like what it is, fourstar.
>>948068inb4 it's a rukia x byakuya fanfic
>>948354Shut the fuck up.
>>948398I mean, at least it won't be a fanfic for one of my shitty tastes.
Give the uchiha mom a shot.Look how terrible the hokage judging us by our moon genes went for us, lets not do the same for her.Hey country, is she a widow?
>>948876Yes, she is. Also, thread in a bit, I guess, today's been kind of hectic.
>>949074If you need to skip because of something going on IRL, we can wait.
>>948068That sounds like a challenge
>>949117I wasn't meant to be... >>949108I think I might have to skip tonight, sorry everyone.
>>949752It's okay, Country. Just hope everything goes alright for ya.
>>949785Fuck, left my trip off.
>>949800Okay, now I'm here for good. I won't be running a session though, two super-short sessions in a row would just be too Jewish of me.
>>950606do it fgt
>>950634If there's that great a demand for about an hour of thread then I suppose I would.
>>950675We'll I'm here at least
>>950675 I am here as well
>>950675I'm here, but I don't know how many other people are here besides Pinkman and Fgtman.
>>950759that's Mr. Pink to you
>>950698>>950757>>950759>>950773It's kind of too late now, sorry. I'll run late tomorrow, and try to start earlier than I have been recently.
I'll start running in a couple minutes.
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father Aomon, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXiLast Session, you got invited to hear a counteroffer to the Hokage's offer from the Uchiha Clan, and finally got to see your girlfriend.
Turning the knob to one of the doors, you open it quickly and slip inside. Baratsuchi, sitting on the bed at the far end of the room, turns to you, ready to yell at you before seeing who you are. She quickly stands up, "Kuro? What are you doing here? I was told you were on a mission." "I wasn't on any mission, I tried to call you earlier, and someone else picked up, what was that?" You ask her. "My father took my phone..." She blushes, "I'm so sorry that he would do something like this! But why go through so much trouble to see me?" >A) You tried earlier, but you think someone's trying to keep you away from her>B) It's a long story... (Don't tell her)>C) You just wanted to see her (Flirt)>D) Just tell her what you came here to say>E) Ask about the extra security>F) Something else (What?)
>>954033>A) You tried earlier, but you think someone's trying to keep you away from her>C) You just wanted to see her (Flirt)>E) Ask about the extra securityWe can have a little fun before we deliver the depressing news
>>954033>A) You tried earlier, but you think someone's trying to keep you away from her>D
>>954033>A>C>DNot samefag, just mobileposting
>>954081>>954145"I tried to see you earlier cause I have news for you, but I think someone's trying to keep us apart." You admit to Baratsuchi. The pink-haired girl clenches her fists, "Father," she then just sighs, "I suppose he's increased security to keep you away then, but don't worry, I won't let that stop us from doing things together." She smiles at you. "Well of course not, something like that can't keep me away from you." You tell her confidently. Baratsuchi blushes lightly, her cheeks a few shades off from her hair. "But something that can is that the Hokage is sending me to the moon, because I was until recently, unknowingly an Otsutsuki..." You conclude. Baratsuchi knows about your lineage, but not much more than that you have moon blood in your veins. "Oh," Baratsuchi sounds nonplussed, until you notice that she's turned away from you, it's pretty clear to you that her eye is tearing up. "I'm sorry to hear that," her voice still isn't breaking, "you're one of the absolute nicest people I've met, Kuro, you don't deserve something like that." >A) No, you really don't>B) You can see where the Hokage is coming from>C) You kind of do>D) She's complaining about this when her father is keeping her under his thumb like this?>E) Something else (What?)
>>954177>A) No, you really don't
>>954177>D)>E) Hug the Baratsuchi from behindMan I hope this catches on like the time I suggested to hold her hand
>>954210Are you changing your vote to D and hug her? Or A and hug her?
>>954213A and hug her
>>954183>>954186>>954192You approach Baratsuchi, and, sitting on her bed, hug her from behind. "I know I don't deserve it," you nuzzle against her, placing your chin on her shoulder and squashing her left drill, "but you're one to talk with the way you let your father treat you." She turns her head to the right, away from you, "You have a point, but you shouldn't bring that up now. How long are you even going to be on the moon? What was the reason for sending you there?" How long will you be there?>A) You don't know>B) Guess>C) LieWhy are you being sent there?>A) You can't really control your powers, and the world tension is building>B) It's just that you can't control your powers>C) It's just the rising world tension>D) Lie
>>954253>>A) You don't know>>C) It's just the rising world tension
>>954253>A)I was only told I had a month to get my affairs in order by the Hokage>A)He only said world tensions but I know it's more than that
>>954253>A) You don't know>A) You can't really control your powers, and the world tension is buildingHe also called me a loose cannon. He's hated me for a while.
>>954253>I have a month to get my affairs in order so maybe years? >A
>>954266Is it really fair to say he hates you? He liked you before you started wantonly killing with your moonman powers. You've never been in a real combat situation in which you didn't kill someone since you got your Otsutsuki powers.
>>954277Salt destroys all reason, Country. I would have thought you would have learned that from causing my salt in the past and causing all my terrible choices.
>>954280That just sounds like you trying to rationalize your poor taste with salt.
>>954277From a 12 year old's point of view he definitely hates us
>>954277>Subordinate acquires ability to wantonly slaughter your enemies>Send him on combat missions>He kills your enemies>Get mad¿Qué?
>>954277>killing enemies of our village is badThis hokage is trash
>>954263>>954266"I don't really know how long I'll be gone, the Hokage told me I had a month to get everything in order." You tell Baratsuchi, hug broken off and now sitting on her bed. She turns to you and puts her fist into her palm before speaking with resolve, "Then I'll stay in the Leaf Village for the rest of the month, to get in as much time with you as possible." You thank her with a smile, "As for why, well, it's a mix of rising world tension, according to him, and the fact that I'm not fantastic at controlling my bloodline abilities." "I suppose that makes sense..." she says, disheartened. "What abilities are those, anyway? You haven't really been clear about them." >A) Tell her>B) Don't tell her
>>954331>I APPARENTLY EAT PEOPLE.
>>954331>AI eat peoples "souls" and shit, it's pretty cash
>>954331>B) Don't tell herDon't think with your dicks
>>954321>>954328The first person you killed was a spy with unknown motives, in that case it's typical ninja protocol to capture them. The other two were during a combat mission, yes, but they were in a state where you could have captured them, instead, you acted against the village's best interests to empower yourself. >>954303That's actually a valid point.
>>954331>A) Tell herMy parents made me into a monster
>>954334>>954338You know, and that chakra avatar thing. Kind of like Susano'o, but using it doesn't blind you and you don't need to be repeatedly traumatized to use it?
>>954331>B)I'm honestly not sure myself, but tell her about the chakra avatar/cloak we can bring out
inb4 her dad bugged the room
>>954331>A) Tell her>>954340DID SOMEBODY SAY THINK WITH OUR DICK?
>>954334>>954338>>954347>>954380"Well, I'm able to use this chakra avatar, which is like a cross between a chakra cloak and a Susano'o," Baratsuchi is nodding, interested in your information, her eye is still a bit shiny from tearing up earlier, but now she's just devoting rapt attention to you. "And, I'm able to eat people's chakra," you also inform her. "What do you mean, Kuro? You absorb it?" She asks. "No, I literally turn their chakra network into a fruit, and then I eat it." You explain. "What happens to the person that you do that to? Does it kill them? Can you do it non-lethally?" Baratuschi inquires. You shake your head, she gasps lightly. She glances around the room, as if she didn't know the two of you were alone, "What does it taste like?" >A) It doesn't taste like anything, really>B) It tastes like whatever fruit it looks like, but more energetic, somehow>C) It depends on the person>D) Tell her it's weird to ask that>E) You should probably be going now, you'll talk soon>F) Something else (What?)
>>954402>B) It tastes like whatever fruit it looks like, but more energetic, somehow>C) It depends on the personWe're lucky we picked the edgy waifu
>>954404It's pretty hypocritical to call her weird for just asking about something that we actually do
>>954402>B) It tastes like whatever fruit it looks like, but more energetic, somehow>C) It depends on the personAlso thank her for not being scared or grossed out.
>>954402>C) It depends on the person>D) Tell her it's weird to ask that
>>954407She's not edgy so much as intrigued about something that seems so scintillatingly improper.
>>954402>B) It tastes like whatever fruit it looks like, but more energetic, somehow
>>954402>B) It tastes like whatever fruit it looks like, but more energetic, somehowwhen do we get to jam it in her eye?
>>954407>>954413>>954426>>954459>>954472"It tastes like whatever fruit it looks like, but also like an energy drink kind of, but the kind of fruit it is depends on the person," you answer her. Baratsuchi just nods. There's a knock at the bedroom door. "Miss, um," you hear whispering from the door, "Baratsuchi, it's getting sort of late, we're coming in to check on you." >A) Hide under the bed>B) Hide in the bathroom>C) Hide in the closet>D) Hide behind the curtains>E) Hide under the covers>F) Hide somewhere else (Where?)>G) Leave through the window>H) Don't hide
>>954493>B) Hide in the bathroom
>>954493>A) Hide under the bed
>>954493>D) Hide behind the curtains
>>954493>>G) Leave through the window
>>954493>>F) Hide somewhere else (Where?)Inside Baratsuchi
>>954517Don't you have a raid boss spider to be fighting?
>>954521Not any more, I killed all the spiders in my house recently.Don't you have a moose you need to wrangle?
>>954527I haven't lived in Canada for years. >Writing
>>954530That sounds like an excuse
>>954504>>954507You hide beneath the bed, hugging yourself off the floor and against the box spring. You hear two sets of feet walking around the room, looking in the closet, the bathroom, behind the drapes. And not listening to Baratsuchi's annoyed protests. Both people's footsteps make their way to the door, apologizing to Baratsuchi for intruding. Until one of them says something. "Hey, we didn't look under the bed." One voice says. "So? That's the most cliched place to hide." The other replies. "We should still look there, just in case." The first voice says. The second one sighs, before their footsteps come over to the bed and they lift the sheets, revealing you. They're not looking at you, "See, no intruders." "There's an intruder right there you dolt!" The second responds, pointing right at you. >A) Escape>B) Fight them
>>954533Why would I drive five hours just to wrangle a moose? I could probably wrangle a bunch of deer in my backyard. Enough of those is equivalent to a moose.
>>954560>YOU SEE NOTHING, LEAVE NOW. I AM A FERVOR DREAM.
>>954560>A)But of course, it's time to move
>>954565>Canadian law of equivalent exchange
>>954560Summon some bunnies and henge into a bunny and start the bunpocalypse
>>954575>He's never participated in the fur trade
>>954580Oh boy this, I fucking love this plan
>>954586>He's never been payed by going out and killing emus
>>954560C) Talk to themYeah I'm not an intruder so much as a suitor. And Baratsuchi wanted me here, so...
>>954591>His ancestors lost a war to emus
>>954591>Killing Emus>AustraliaI was under the impression that you were taught not to harm your social superiors.
>>954599>>954601Have you guys ever seen an emu?
>>954568>>954572>>954580Roll, first three 2d100 for the bunny escape plan. >>954606Yes, because I'm not the Australian army trying to shoot one.
Rolled 49, 23 = 72 (2d100)>>954611
Rolled 100, 70 = 170 (2d100)>>954611WE DED>>954606I have, Fucking ate it too.
Rolled 9, 14 = 23 (2d100)>>954611
Rolled 54, 46 = 100 (2d100)>>954611Emu empowerment
>>954615Personally I prefer Kangaroo meat, neat roll too
>>954619Never had Roo meat, Not many in America.
>>954614>>954615>>954616Well, you certainly summoned a slew of cottontails. >Writing
>>954615Biting your thumb, you summon a cascade of rabbits, then, using the transformation jutsu, transform into one. You run with the herd of summoned Lepus down the stairs of the hotel and out the front door, once you're a safe distance away, you transform back and desummon them. It's late now, and the snow is collecting on the ground. It's very cold out as well. Heading home, you go to bed right away, and fall asleep nearly as quickly. What do you do the next day? >A) See someone (Who?)>B) Do something (What?)>C) Call someone (Who?)>D) Do nothing>E) Something else (What?)
>>954644>Train angrily in the forest by yourself, harnessing your hate that is growing towards the hokage.
>>954644>A)Hang out with Jimmaru for old times sake
>>954623All I know about meat consumption in America is that it's super heavy on Beef over anything else. Which is weird to me.>>954644>>954648Supporting, edgemeister is a go
>>954648>>954652Uchiha grow by the power of hate, Otsutsuki grow by the power of perversion. >>954652>Which is weird to me.Eat a lot of rooster, eh fourstar?
>>954652Its super beef heavy but you can spend abit extra to get meat. >>954658Perversion in what sense of the matter? Because I did just say TRAINING. Now we do need to work on eating Charka...
>>954660They just seem to thrive off of anything that's a perversion of the norm. Kaguya by enslaving everyone to her will, Momoshiki by eating people's chakra, Toneri was a rapist.
>>954658No, lamb. Australia is pretty big on lamb, and also somewhat pork.
>>954668oh, wel take the training as you will then.
>>954673Focussing on anger is a way to get stronger, but it tends to work best for (((someone))) else.
>>954668>Kuro is hateful non-uchiha Norm breaking
>>954681Wait as this guy said >>954684 with the amount of just BULLSHIT we've been thrown at us, would't we be breaking the norms of somebody so young and 'loyal' to the village? I'm okay with us eating rabbits or bandits nearby tho.
>>954663Honestly I'd be fine with this or hanging with Jimmaru, I want to pamper Haiiro as a older brother figure before we leave>>954668I don't know how to do this with Kuro since he is a decent enough person
>>954681Kuro doesn't have any perversions though. Not counting anything your normal 12 has.
>>954700>>954697>>954681Could we go perv on the ALL SEEING eyes? Or one eye? or something else related to that?
>>954658Lets fuck shirou already then maybe the little cousin living with us if we're going balls to the wall
>>954652>>954648What do you want to train? Which seems like a waste of time desu.
>>954711We need to train Kuro's dong100 penis pushup
>>954711What perverse bullshit we can I guess?
>>954704>>954705It's not entirely literal. But it seems like rage benefits the Uchiha more than anyone else, power benefits the Senju the most, validation benefits the Uzumaki the most, tradition benefits the Hyuuga the most, and perversion benefits the Otsutsuki the most.
>>954711Using our staff with the chakra avatar again
>>954718>>954714That perversion thing is also pretty meta, so...
>>954723>THEN FIST SHIT AND DESTORY SOME SHIT, WE'RE BEING FORCED FROM HOME.
>>954723>Kuro can't just choose to make his penis strongerIt needs to be harder than steel
>>954725>>954721>A) Taijutsu (Strength)>B) Bukijutsu (Staff)
>>954752>A) Taijutsu (Strength)hard
>>954752>B) Bukijutsu (Staff)
>>954752>A) Taijutsu (Strength)
>>954752>B)We should use the staff more.
>>954770>1 cannonMexico what the fuck?
>>954784>MexicoThat sort of answers the question
>>954784>>954790Everything's bigger in Texas, including the number of cannons?
>>954756>>954766>>954768>>954769>>954801Whatever, first three 2d100.
Rolled 80, 78 = 158 (2d100)>>954808
Rolled 100, 69 = 169 (2d100)>>954808
Rolled 67, 59 = 126 (2d100)>>954808inb4 no country treats another nat 100 like no big deal
>>954812The poor bastard you people play in ████ Quest is going to die in three sessions if karma is real. >>954818The other 100 determined the number of rabbits summoned, not the quality of the escape.
>>954824>███Is the number of characters in that blank the same as the actual quest title?
>>954833My first thought is RWBY
>>954810>>954812You train yourself in strength having to do with taijutsu, as well as the use of your staff. While you improve with your staff, you make no real breakthroughs. Despite this, your taijutsu prowess soars. At the end of the day, you feel like you may have wasted it, after all, you don't have long left. When you get home, Haiiro tells you that there's a message on the home phone for you. >A) Listen to it>B) Don't
>>954853>A) Listen to it
>>954853>>A) Listen to it
>>954855>>954863>>954867>>954873>>954879The voice that you hear when you press the button is a bubbly female one. "Hello Mister Nijiiroh, I am calling to inform you that it would be best for you to visit Lady Byakko Uchiha between the hours of ten in the morning and one in the afternoon on the day after this message is sent. Thank you for your time, and I hope that you can make it!" >A) Call back>B) Go to bed
>>954899>>B) Go to bed
>>954899>B) Go to bed
>>954906>>954909>>954915>>954936Sorry for the delay, something else needed my attention. Here's a choice for the next day. >A) Go see Byakko Uchiha early>B) Go see Byakko Uchiha in the afternoon>C) Don't see her
>>954975>>B) Go see Byakko Uchiha in the afternoon
>>954975>B) Go see Byakko Uchiha in the afternoon
>>954980>>954984>>954992>>954999You wait until twelve-thirty to go see the Uchiha who promised you a different option from the Hokage's. You arrive at her office, it's surprisingly warm considering the past two days. Entering the small office building in the Uchiha Compound, you're directed by her secretary, the same bubbly woman on the phone, upstairs to Byakko's office. The door is open when you try the knob, so you show yourself in. Byakko spins her office chair to greet you, "Kuro Nijiiroh, so nice to see you again," she greets, gesturing for you to sit across the desk from her. You take the seat. "Would you like something to drink? Perhaps a light snack?" She asks. You accept a glass of soda, along with a cookie from a plate that an assistant brings in, after assurance nothing shady is going on. Well, nothing shadier than going behind the Hokage's back. "As I was saying, I'm interested in offering a deal, to our mutual benefit." The older woman begins, after taking a drink from her own glass. "The terms can be ironed out for sure later," she smiles, "But the basics of it will be that you'll be under the protection of the Uchiha Clan, able to travel between our strongholds throughout the land rather than being confined to the moon. However, as payment to us," her eyes seem to be smiling even more than her mouth, "you would enter into an arranged marriage contract with a girl of my clan." >End session, as always I'll stick around for a bit to answer questions and address concerns.
>>955049>Heavy breathingH..how would she even have that much sway?
>>955049Figured that's what she wanted and the genetics would be good but I don't care much for that. This is why I voted against it when she brought up the offer for this meeting. I'm still against it, thanks for running country. I hope everything worked out okay with Baratsuchi after the second rabbit horde
>>955056>Needed to reiterate my statement
>>955049Welp that's pretty much what I expected. I think I'd rather be on the moon for a bit than be controlled by the Uchiha clan for the rest of our lives.
>>955049>Dealings w eyeniggers>Marriage w eyenigger>Children w eyeniggerNo
>>955062Thanks for coming anon. >>955060She's the Clan Head's sister, and only remaining sibling. She's probably the second most influential person in the Clan. >>955066You haven't even met the Otsutsuki yet. >>955067People seemed to like paleeyeniggers before rockniggers.
>>955074Question can we trade? She can have our sperm but we get access. It's super fucking early to well... for marriage and that shit?
>>955074Love all seeing eye but her clan is crazy, at least from what I remember of Naruto
>>955074Oh boy, the Otsutsuki probably have a bigger stick than the Hyuuga up their asses. Fun shit.
>>955083That's why it's arranged, it's not right away. But yes, the terms are negotiable. >>955085Crazy for keikaku puffs maybe. >>955087You would think that, but it's not like they've really been able to pass down their traditions.
>>955094I fucking hope we can do some negation next time around because oh boy, she played her fucking card early showing how badly she wants these genetics
>>955094Either way, winging it and seeing how things pan out is the best plan.Until we start a war or something at least.
>>955102Kuro probably won't be starting any wars anytime soon. >>955101Sure, she played her card early, but she's the dealer, and you're in her casino, in her family's town.
>>955106Jokes on her, we've been playing Go Fish the entire time.
>>955110But with her Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, she can perceive chess moves a dimension and a half higher than you can.
>>955113But Kuro just pissed all of the pieces off of the board.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI
>>954844And in response to this, that is what I was thinking of, considering it's currently airing and there aren't any quest based on it running.
>>955151I kind of want to br a faunus, but then I don't
>>955158This image properly sums up my disgust at this statement.
>>955151>RWBYWell, maybe you'll actually push the plot along in your quest faster than they do in the show! fucking takes them forever to pick up the pace.
>>955165It would be pretty hard to move slower than them. Unless that's a challenge.
>>955163>Worst moustache in the show>Opinion mattering>>955168>What's that?>Plot?>Nah man, here's some more pointless shit about our favourite character, Weiss
>>955106Ya but the Casino wants something, So they have the cash to spend on it.>>955173>Hating on WeissCome on Man.
>>955168Please, no.>>955173Nora is best girl, further proof of my shit taste. Mostly because her and Ren are adorable to me.
>>955177Winter is the better schnee>>955178Surprisingly, your taste isn't that shit in this circumstance. Lancaster is the only good ship for Ruby and Jaune
>>955191Winter is good taste.I don't really like any ships for Ruby, and I don't care for Jaune. Whatever floats your boat though.
>>955178>Liking NoraYou're shit>Liking RenOkay, you've balanced your shit scale. >>955173Ruby has the worst arc this volume desu. Ren, Nora, and Jaune are all more interesting, Yang's mental struggle is more compelling, Blake's arc is making up for her being so garbage before, and Weiss' family shit is interesting to me. >>955191Whitley is the best Scnhee, and Lancaster is just as bad in RWBY as it was in history. Well, it's not that bad, but I liked Arkos more.
>>955203Did you already have ideas for a semblance?When I say ideas, I mean original ones, not taking abilities from somewhere else.:^)
>>955203Oh.Ok.Guess I'll skip RWBY Quest so I don't contaminate it. Also, I just want to hug Yang this volume.
>>955215I have quite a few in mind. I might make a team of bumbling jackasses based on my four nearest and dearest tripfags. >>955223Come on Dice, I know that Americans can't handle the bantz, but hang in there buddy. Seems like she would have problems reciprocating.
>>955228>SpoilerThat'd be fucking hilarious so long as they're just background characters, otherwise it'd ruin the story.
>>955234I just need to figure out a word that works as a combination of the letters F/D/W/J
>>955228>Has gotten hit and taken out with a crit in the first round of combat both times my party fought monsters in one of my group's sessions>Other group, only a bard, so can't contribute outside of knowledge and buffs, and knowledge barely comes up because 1st level and just goblins and gnolls and occasionally lore-bullshit that the GM doesn't have an NPC to tell us>Haven't had a session in my MASKs game for weeks now because we can't find a new fourthIt's been rough, man, especially with that shit with that friend of mine. Also, I never said I wanted to waifu her, I just love her personality.
>>955246>Tfw you're gonna be a side Char in the RWBY questI am the greatest man ever, Bring the teenagers to me. Because TOTALLY NOT EVIL SON.
>>955251Well, I guess you can like her, as long as you have an acceptable waifu. >>955260I just don't know who the leader will be, you people decide among yourselves. Then I'll disregard your decision and come to my own.
>>955251What edition are you playing, bards are hella useful>>955246Shit man, there's fucking nothing to that letter combination. You may want to change some names around to better suit the naming thing in RWBY.http://rwby.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Naming_Rule>>955265>pic related
>>955265I will be the leader because I'm the best fucking person to lead a Team in RWBY since its all 'bullshit plot-hooks' anyway. TFS can be the second in Command with Dice being the woman.
>>955265>acceptable waifuI guess I can't like her then.Also, I vote Fourstar or Wheel because they don't make awful decisions.
>>955271How about Team WNDS? Wheel, Nottfs, Dice, Salt Mind For WNDS? That conjures up thoughts of colors, right?
>>955284>For WNDSFuck I'm out of it. WNDS for "Winds."
>>955284Winds just makes me think of the pocahontas song, so yeah, lots of various colours.
>>955271They are, it just feels like I'm doing nothing as a spellcaster and buff man when everyone else is shredding through moments of combat regardless of what I do. Also, not enough moments to shine as the skill monkey. I'm also not saying because you wouldn't be proud of my taste in tabletop games. I'll give you a hint; It's general is the most cancerous furry bullshit on /tg/
>>955284i'm down for it, Though Salt would need to be my nick. Then again, I could hail from one of the villages known for mining/harvesting shit. So it could work.
>>955291>lots of various colours.>RainbowPerfect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_flag_(LGBT_movement)>>955299I would change the names. Maybe not Salt though, considering that's a color. >>955295I haven't been to /tg/ in forever, is it a what do general? Do they have a what do general? They need a what do general.
>>955303My guy better not end up being a fucking faggot, because I'm all for equal rights but faggots need to die.
>>955158N-whatever is going to be a faunas now.
>>955295Taste aside, bards need time to get the ball rolling. Most spellcasters do.>>955313Can I say what kind?Because if so, then Timber Wolf
>>955303No, it's Pathfinder. I play it because I find the fanbase for 5e to be more cancerous when you're actually playing. I think they're both fine enough games if you accept whatever flaws and just come to have fun.>>955307Stop denying yourself like Mr. Garrison.
>>955313Can I be a Faunas?>>955321you're being the team punching bag now.
>>955318>Can I say what kind?Maybe, but only i->Because if so, then Timber WolfNot anymore. >>955324If you want. And you know you're not controlling these characters, right?
>>955324So I'm the bard, got it. Will I be the sole human and get reversed-discriminated against by you guys?
>>955327Okay, how about dingo.
>>955330That's not a bad idea actually. What about a Lute-crossbow? >>955331Using my love of memes against me now, are you?
>>955327yes, and? Its not hard to fuck up my personality.
>>955334Yeah, also Dingoes are great animals.
>>955334That works with me. Weakest member of the team, here I come.
>>955343You're just saying that because they decrease the surplus aboriginal population. >>955345And you're Jiraiya's partner.
>>955347Yay, he gets to put up with me. Lets see how long before I end up in a ditch somewhere.
>>955347>You're just saying that because they decrease the surplus aboriginal population. I mean, you'd be right. Don't forget, everyone in RWBY has a colour scheme.
>>955347Don't fucking make my guy a faggot, I'm all for adopting Dice and trying to make him into a god damn man insted of a coward.
>>955361You're not playing center stage. Hell, you're not even the JNPR, if anything you're team is the CFVY or the CRDL.
>>955361Does that mean you'll introduce me to a group to learn 5e with that isn't complete cancer?
>>955370No, Its rape.>>955367Bun Bun, best girl You're the one making a drunk man confused. But for the third fucking time or 4th? That we're not the MC's. Why would you even imply that.
>>955370>Learn 5eWhat's there to learn?They took out most of the hard mechanics, and the stuff that's still there is pretty much up to the DM to run. It is a lot more accessible to anyone now though.
How does this sound? >Willi Shamrock>Nihl Straya (I really couldn't tie it into TFS, or, at least, not in the little time I gave it.)>Dike Pice>Salt SageGood God I do pander to my tripfags.
>>955387>DikeahahahahThis isn't even fair
>>955367>Having us be anywhere near canon>comparing us the Coco and Bunny teamNah.>>955376Because I've tried to get what few questions I wanted answers to, I've gotten snotty answers about me playing PF from GMs and players alike. I just want to make sure I'm not fucking something up in the game.
>>955387You don't have to pander to me, and especially not if that's going to be my name.
>>955393>>955399It was the closest I could get to dice and it's from the Greek goddess of justice.
>>955400>Greek mythologyOkay, now you've pandered to my tastes and satisfied them.
>>955403Also it's die-key, not dyke.
>>955387>Salt SageOh god, That is fucking Amazing. Buffalo Fausno's or something like that?
>>955407>spoilerThat would encapsulate your bullshit pretty well.
>>955410Is that good or bad?
>>955406Huh, well, that's good. Still an unfortunate name though.>>955407>>955410Was going to make the same comment, but yeah. What faunus fits for having shitty tastes?
>>955410You get a lot of use out of that image, which is good because Madoka was anything but useful
>>955413Raccoons will go for anything, including things that normal animals wouldn't consider.
>>955415She was useful the first time around. Sure she died, but she got the job done and didn't become a witch. I don't have a huge smug library on my computer. >>955413>What faunus fits for having shitty tastes?Any kind at all.
>>955418>>955421Raccoons are nice.
>A bunch of furriesI hope Wheel's tastes aren't as shit.
>>955435Fine, keep me a White man.
>>955435I just like raccoons, man. No need to make Dike a faunus because of it.
>>955440There's only one thing I like covering women prepubescent skin. On a different note, what's a furry called if they like amphibians? Amphibians have neither scales nor fur.
>>955448Hell if I knowThe only frog girl I like is Tsuyu thoughHero Academia has some great girls
>>955448Jesus fucking christ, I hope you enjoy making me delete my browser history. Slimies is what I can find. Gillies would probably be fish.
>>955446No, now you're a sexy racoon girl bard-thief who's uncomfortable with her body. >>955459That makes sense. Don't you have incognito?
>>955463>sexy>not cuteDisgusting. Also, I still find the need to burn my laptop after seeing that...
>>955469>Implying the shyness doesn't make it cuteThis is why I don't drink.
>>955477>Reasons to not drink
>>955477I swear to fuck, if you have a guy ask her if she can 'play a skinflute' or 'pluck his strings', I will hunt you down and punch you for making her unpure.
>>955481I know that thinking of a reason not to drink is hard for an Australian. As is thinking in general.
>>955482Why does that make the girl impure? As long as she doesn't reciprocate, what bearing does that have on her purity? Thanks for the Jiraiya dialogue famalam.
>>955483>I know that thinking of a reason not to drink is hard for an American. As is thinking in general.ftfy
>>955485You make me wish I could go back to being normie scum who wasn't even allowed on the internet, Country.
>>955483I only really drink on special occasions. Anything over three cans of spirits is really drinking.>>955485>>955482This rule63 thing got really weird
>>955493Blame it all on Country, I didn't even want this. ;~;
>>955497You wanted to be a filthy fur person, and you got your wish. Now sleep in the bed you made. I'll be going now, late session Monday.
>>955501No, I didn't want to be a furry person, I just wanted to know what animal fits a faunus that has shit tastes. Dike's shit tastes would explain why she puts up with Salt though.
Damn, I focus on studying for finals and you fags are talking about being furries and shit. The fuck happened?
>>955917Country made a joke that he would base our team in RWBY Quest on me, Jiraiya, Fourstar, and Wheel, and Jiraiya and Fourstar wanted to be faunus. Fourstar had shit taste in wanting to be a timber wolf faunus, and Jiraiya is going to be a buffalo one for all his bullshit, and I asked what animal would fit a faunus with shit tastes, and raccoon was the answer. Now my character is named Dike (die-key) who is a shy raccoon faunus girl who uses a lute crossbow to make sure that Jiraiya can use her as a punching bag. Blame Country for this.
>>956160>Blame Country for this.Just for that I'm axing at least half the team by the Battle of Beacon. Or whatsoever equivalent I chose to do.
>>956435>implying you weren't going to kill Dike like you did Momo anyywaysCountry, please.
>>955049>"you would enter into an arranged marriage contract with a girl of my clan."Can Byakko be that girl?
>>956537Considering the point of the arrangement is for them to get your genes in new Uchiha, no.
>>956569I still wanna negotiate. Gonna be funnn
>>956569Mistress then.Thats an official position right?probably gonna need to include eyepatch in it
>>957033>>957082>relegating eyepatch to mistress status>thinking she will go for that shit>mfw
>>957146>Offering some sperm for some of the legit neat shit the uchiha clan has>turning down a chance at getting access to it after we return and making a clan ally.God fucking damn it Dice
>>957432>wanting to be uchiha's little bitch boy for the rest of our life
>>957468>being their bitch>Not acting like an intelligent person who should want accesses to it.Country said we can negotiate with her, meaning. We dont need to stick around or marry them.
>>957468Hey, they might have a girl thats like our teammate but uchiha instead of hyuga.Plus kuros been the hokages bitch so far. Uchiha might be nicer, our susanoo teachers been great so far.>>957146If she lets her dad skull fuck her then she will let us have her as a mistress, especially after kuro finds out she blabbed our secret bloodline to the stone. fuck maybe let the uchihas be a mistresses if they just want them genes.
>>957518>>955049I am down for uchiha route
you guys are retards if you seriously think this is a good idea
>Baratsuchi being second to anyone, especially in love>An Uchiha girl descended from Sarada submitting like that>Thinking a mistress route is a thing
>People seem to have suddenly given up on one eye>Nobody just wants to use this chance to get access to good shit, and spite the hokage by just handing over sperm.
>>957569>just handing over sperm.
>>957569retard or bait?
>>957575Glad to see we agree on some things, Mr. Pink.>>957561>>957573Iroh and space alien have the right idea.
>>957573>>957575>When sperm banks don't exist even though its been shown bullshit medical operations exist like an arm of eyeballs.
>>957616I'm not saying they don't, but bargaining Byakko down to that would be impossible.
>>957634Oh well then fuck it. Fuck her, And her clan. We kill and eat them when we come back.
>>957616>trusting Uchiha>trusting the spicks of this universeWhat the fuck happened to you, Jiraiya?
>>957643>TrustingMother fucker, I've stated time and time to just USE them for their assets. Not fucking trust them, hell we could've even killed any bastard kids from them.
>>957659>Using the clan that's whole schtick is eye powers that fuck with people>Bullshitting the biggest bullshitters in the world
>>957659>just USE them for their assetst. Schlomo Virginiastein
Tonight's not looking good for me. So I'll try to run either a long session, or two regular ones tomorrow.
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father Aomon, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXiLast Session, Kuro escaped from a tightly guarded hotel by flooding it with rabbits, then got propositioned by the Uchiha Clan.
You wait until twelve-thirty to go see the Uchiha who promised you a different option from the Hokage's. You arrive at her office, it's surprisingly warm considering the past two days. Entering the small office building in the Uchiha Compound, you're directed by her secretary, the same bubbly woman on the phone, upstairs to Byakko's office. The door is open when you try the knob, so you show yourself in. Byakko spins her office chair to greet you, "Kuro Nijiiroh, so nice to see you again," she greets, gesturing for you to sit across the desk from her. You take the seat. "Would you like something to drink? Perhaps a light snack?" She asks. You accept a glass of soda, along with a cookie from a plate that an assistant brings in, after assurance nothing shady is going on. Well, nothing shadier than going behind the Hokage's back. "As I was saying, I'm interested in offering a deal, to our mutual benefit." The older woman begins, after taking a drink from her own glass. "The terms can be ironed out for sure later," she smiles, "But the basics of it will be that you'll be under the protection of the Uchiha Clan, able to travel between our strongholds throughout the land rather than being confined to the moon. However, as payment to us," her eyes seem to be smiling even more than her mouth, "you would enter into an arranged marriage contract with a girl of my clan." >A) Agree>B) Disagree>C) Negotiate (What say?)>D) Walk out>E) Threaten to tell the Hokage>F) Tell her you're sure that another Clan has a better offer>G) Tell her you're sure that another Village has a better offer
>>960399>C) Negotiate (What say?)I'll give you a kid with one of your clan's girls, but marriage is too much.
>>960399>B)Do not fuck one eye over this, you fucks.
>>960399>C) Negotiate (What say?)Marriage is too high a price.Accept an uchiha as a mistress or concubine.If they absolutely must have marriage then you'll accept Byakko as a bride.
>>960438>a mistress or concubine.
>>960399>B) Disagree>>960413>>960438>being this retarded
>I actually agree with namefagsMaking me second-guess my decision desu senpai
>>960462No, you're right. I'm just coming to my senses momentarily. Give it a few posts, I'll be back to my normal, shitty self.
>>960399>B) Disagree>>960462I mean....Uchihas
>>960420>>960423>>960451>>960453"Absolutely not!" You declare, standing and slamming your fist on her desk, "I'd rather be sent to the moon for," you pull a random number off the top of your head, "six years than be controlled by the Uchiha Clan for the rest of my life!" You cross your arms and give Byakko an angered and annoyed look, "If you have an actual offer to give me then present it, otherwise I'm leaving." You begin to turn to leave. "Is it really so repulsive to be a part of my clan?" Byakko asks with cold amusement, "must our reputation sour reputations so?" She sighs, "I wished to extend an olive branch, Nijiiroh, but I see that your prejudices make that impossible," you turn, listening to her, "however, for once, the Uchiha Clan has the moral high ground." You avoid making eye contact with her as her eyes spin out to create red irides with black mitsudomoe patterns. "Because I invited you here for our mutual benefit, and you through the offer back in my face, despite belonging to the Clan who caused countless wars just so its matriarch could turn everyone into her zombies to protect her precious food source. So, Otsutsuki, you've no right to turn me down on moral grounds." >A) It's not about that!>B) You aren't those people>C) You thought that the Uchiha saw themselves differently now, you were wrong>D) Leave without saying anything>E) Something else (What?)>F) Tobirama Senju and Danzo Shimura were right
>>960538Thanks fourstar, I was looking for a version with no watermark.
>>960547>>F) Tobirama Senju and Danzo Shimura were right>B) You aren't those people>E) Something else (What?)>She's kind of emulating the steroetypical Uchiha, while trying to insult us by calling Kuro an OtsutsukiFucking eye niggers
>>960547>F) Tobirama Senju and Danzo Shimura were rightC) You thought that the Uchiha saw themselves differently now, you were wrong
>>960547>A) It's not about that!>B) You aren't those people"I've dealt with enough political bullshit thanks to this blood of mine. I'm not a consumer of worlds, or whatever, and I know you're not Madara. I'm a ninja of this village. I don't need hooks rooted into me through political marriage. If you want to do that shit, see someone else. Because I'm already an asset to be fought about, so I'm at least going to pick who I marry for emotional connections."
>>960575>>960580Generally, if a response is in spoilers, that means that it's bait. >>960615>Writing
>>960645I don't care, they were so right, they make cyclops look like a fucking loser
>>960645dont matter, we voted for it so its happening
>>960547>A)We already have someone we love.>B)Our mother and father are not of the moonnigger clan.>C)It seems that just like you believe that I can't be any different than those on the moon, you are no different than your ancestors.
>>960575>>960580>>960615You think to yourself that maybe Tobirama Senju and Danzo Shimura had some valid ideas. Of course, you don't voice this opinion because it would validate her earlier statements, and you are in the middle of the Uchiha Compound. "It's not about that! And I'm not those people!" You exclaim to Byakko, still looking somewhere up and to her left, "I know that you're not Madara, but you seem an awful lot like the Uchiha around the time of the massacre with your stereotyping." As you make it to the door, you speak again, "I've had to deal with enough politics because of my blood already. And I'm not Momoshiki or Kaguya, I don't eat worlds, I'm a ninja of the Hidden Leaf, I don't need to be nailed down by political marriage this early. If you really want that, find a Namikaze or something, because I'm already an asset to be fought over, so I'm keeping my love life out of any of that!" Byakko smiles a wry smile, "I may not be Madara, but you claim not to be like Kaguya, or indeed Momoshiki, and yet," She holds open a folder, not looking at it, "it says here that you've killed three people to further your own power at the village's expense." She shuts the folder with a slapping sound, "That doesn't sound like something an asset does. But it does sound like something a certain clansman of yours did." >A) Leave>B) Continue arguing (What say?)>C) Attack her>D) Something else (What?)
>>960690>>A) Leave>D) Something else (What?)Tell her to go fuck herself on the way outWe have to make sure that bridge has been burnt by Amaterasu
>>960690>A)No point in arguing. Can we also go to the Hokage and report this without getting thrown in a prison cell?
>>960690>>A) LeaveNo uchiha milf for us
>>960712She hasn't actually done anything illegal though, just a political power play
>>960712If you think that's a good idea, just remember>The Uchiha are an old and respected Clan, you're just one kid>You saw her about the offer, even if you didn't take it>If world tension really is growing, do you really want to sow the seeds of dissent in the Hidden Leaf>Nothing illegal really happened
>>960735I'm just asking questions to know what our options are.
>>960707>>960712>>960716>>960720Where do you want to go? >A) Baratsuchi's hotel (Kuro is in no mood to deal with her dad's bullshit though)>B) Home>C) See someone (Who?)>D) Somewhere else (Where?)
>>960770>>D) Somewhere else (Where?)A bar
>>960775It's barely past one in the afternoon.
>>960814Konoha isn't the Australia of Naruto. Thankfully, there is no Australia of Naruto.
>>960790>>960795>>960823You go home. You don't really want to talk to anyone at the moment, and you're sure everyone there is either working, or, in Haiiro's case, at the Academy. When you get there, you do nothing really, besides simmer down. Nothing of note happens the rest of the day. The next day, you know that your father won't be working all day, and that he would like to talk with you. >A) Wait for him>B) See someone (Who?)>C) Go somewhere (Where?)>D) Something else (What?)
>>960867>>A) Wait for him
>>960867>B) See someone (Who?)Baratsuchi
>>960875>>960876You wait for your father, who arrives home at half past noon, the same time you went to see Byakko Uchiha the previous day. When he sees you, he smiles and greets you cheerfully, before adopting a more serious expression, "Kuro, would you like to be able to not have to go to the moon?" He asks, confusing you a bit. >A) Yes>B) No>C) Someone else already offered, you'd rather go, it could be good for you>D) Hear him out>E) Something else (What?)
>>960933>>D) Hear him out
>>960945>>960949>>960953>>960990"I'll hear you out, but I'm not promising anything dad." You answer, unsure of what his proposal will be. "Well, and I hate to suggest it, but," he inhales, as if preparing himself, "you could try to become a ninja for the Daimyo directly." You look at him, somewhat interested, but certainly uncertain. "I could talk to my brother in the Capital, and your cousin Meisai is a jounin for the Capital, coupled with your.... uniqueness, there's a good chance that the Daimyo will want you for the Capital's military, Kuro." >A) You want to talk to your uncle and cousin about it>B) That sounds good, ask him to set it up>C) No, you'd rather be a Hidden Leaf Ninja on the Moon than a Capital Ninja>D) Something else (What?)
>>961024>B) That sounds good, ask him to set it up
>>961024>>C) No, you'd rather be a Hidden Leaf Ninja on the Moon than a Capital NinjaFuck that
>>961024>B)Kind of interested.
>>961034>>961038>>961042Oh come on, who wouldn't want to be at the beck and call of an aristocratic ruler with little connection to his people or military and who's main concerns are personal ones?
>>961024>>B) That sounds good, ask him to set it up
>>961024>C) No, you'd rather be a Hidden Leaf Ninja on the Moon than a Capital Ninja
>>961056I'd rather just go full missing-nin
>muh status quoI think a major change would be pretty interesting. More interesting than being stuck on the moon with moonniggers. What can you even do on the moon?
>>961070Spend time with other moonniggers, read from the massive Otsutsuki library, draw something on the moon's surface that people can see from the planet's surface?>Writing
>>961070Did, did you read Country's post above?How does that sound like a good thingI'm not saying the Hokage is good, but he's at least better.
>>961084>it's a no country influences the vote with meta comments episodeI hate reruns
>>961091I mean, you can see how the Noble ruling in Naruto is in some of the episodes, and that whole arc there was on it. And it isn't very good.
>>961108I don't think Kuro watched that arc
>>961034>>961038>>961042>>961065>>961066"No thanks dad," you answer, "as much as it would be nice to escape this, I'd rather spend some time on the moon than possibly uproot the whole family just to get out of it." You shrug, "and besides, the Hokage may not be great, but he's better than a ruler like the daimyo." Your father smiles and embraces you, "I know that it's tough Kuro, but I'm proud of you for not taking the easy way out." You hug him back. "Now, anything you want to do today? My treat." >Is there anything you'd like to do? Your father is paying for it.
>>961142But he has lived in a world where the ninja elite have a lot of power, causing friction between them and the daimyo.
>>961142That's fair enough, it was hidden between a lot of filler.>>961146Go suck some dick, failing that, go to Yakiniku Q
>>961146>Can we have dinner the day before I'm leaving like a normal family? Finally show the fuck up, Anon's turned down literally every fucking choice. Capital Ninja sounded interesting as shit.
>>961156>That's fair enough, it was hidden between a lot of filler.Which arc are you talking about? Also, during the war the Daimyo tied up an entire Kage just to guard them.
>>961146Consume One-eye's DadOr anything else
>>961146Have dinner like a normal family.
>>961160>>961174You still have about 25 days before you leave.
>>961164The one with this faggot
>>961146Maybe have a talk about how fucked up it was to mix in some monster dna into your unborn child
>>961184>MonsterThat isn't really accurate.The shit that Orochimaru did is more what you're saying.
>>961191To be fair, there was an evil scientist involved. But Kuro isn't as bad as any of Orochimaru's experiments.
>>961191My point still stands that no reasonable parent would do something like that. And now it's fucking up our life
>>961199>reasonable parents>In NarutoAnon pls, people seal giant masses of chakra in babies
>>961199At least Baratsuchi likes rabbits
>>961201I mean there's at least some weak justification for that.
>>961212Not really after the Fourth Ninja World War. Sorry for the slow update, but there's something else I'm thinking about doing.
>>961214Or I'll have to end if for tonight. >End session, if you have questions leave them below, I'll answer them either later tonight or tomorrow, session tomorrow.
>>961244I get the Uchiha's attempt, but Kuro's dad would actually want Kuro to serve under the Daimyo?
>>961255If Kuro had wanted to do that rather than be forced into going to the moon. He didn't want it for Kuro, but he would let Kuro do it.
>>961528Are we... gonna keep going or are we done?
>>961533He said End Session here >>961244>>961528So how many more sessions do you think before we go to the moonniggers?
>>961547O. I'm blind. Rip me
>>961558I blame all the moonshine you clearly drink.
>>961576Maybe, I dunno though it seems more like he slipped it in like a coward.THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS HE PLANNING ON DOING?
>>961586Starting RWBY early?
>>961595Nah. >>961586Nothing anymore. >>961547A few, I'd like it to be this thread, considering 25 is a nice round number. Even though, in reality, this is thread 29 or 30.
Thread starting soon.
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father Aomon, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXiLast Session, Kuro rejected a YUUUGE deal with the Uchiha, and made his dad proud
After a great dinner with your family, as if nothing big was going on, or if you weren't ninjas. It's very nice, you help your mother cook dinner, and clean up afterwards. Even Shirou opens up a bit, even to Haiiro. You're glad that you could get something like this done before you have to leave. Over the space of the next week, you break the news to your other friends, and spend some more time with your them, your teammates, senseis, and family. Despite Baratsuchi telling you she intended to stay in the village until you left, you haven't been in contact with her since your last meeting. Today is the day that she's due to leave. >A) Trust her to contact you after her father leaves>B) Go to her hotel before they leave>C) Meet her party at the train station>D) Try to sneak on the train they're leaving on>E) Something else (What?)
>>965951>B) Go to her hotel before they leave
Nevermind, I'll be back in a few minutes, errands. Maybe this will make them like me like people like Laze.
>>965983B-b-but I already like you, co-come back...
>>965951>B) Go to her hotel before they leave>>965983>few minutes>Hour later.
Fuck, I feel like a black father.
>>966494I'm not mad, just disappointed
>>966538The vaginal jew got me. Errands turned into light Christmas shopping turned into "dinner with my parents because we're not going to see them on Christmas."
>>966571>Christmas shoppingIt's in two days, or three for you.How did you fuck up that hard
>>966571>tfw parents and most family dead or gone via being assholesFeelsbad.
>>966571>"dinner with my parents because we're not going to see them on Christmas."Turned into "drop me off at the hospital because something something my sister."I'll try to do something real tomorrow, or even a lot later tonight, sorry about tonight, but real life gets in the way of my animes.
>A) Trust her to contact you after her father leavesZero trust here
Might have to do the rest of Kuro's time on Earth as a write-up. I'll tweet some questions or do a google survey or something.
>>967737I guess you want to get FNQ on hiatus by new years?
>>965951>A) Trust her to contact you after her father leaves
>>967972That's my intention, I'll have a bit of a problem running next week though, cause I'll be going "home."
Okay, now I'm here with no distractions, girlfriend is asleep and you have my undivided attention.
>>970318You sure about that black dad?
>>970324As sure as I am about the fact that I'm currently rolling around in sweets and ham.
>>970331>Tfw its used against youThis is why I don't talk about myself and let Dice think I'm a hick. So what we running tonight or these so called options?
I still want a fuck huge weapon
>>970378He fucking bailed on us again.
>>970410Truly a black father
>>970415>>970410Just like my real father.
>>970415Id say i resent that but my dad is white sooo
>>970410This is why people get trust issues