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Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit
Twitter: QuestingQM

Also, new character sheets are almost done! Just give me a few days anons!

Last time on EDQ we decided to travel with our mom a little, give Elizabeth a moral crisis, and overall fuck around.

So, of course...

You are currently CLAW.

You've finally gotten back to your old room. It's nothing really special, but to you... It's special. It even has your old bed still in there. You jump onto it, only for it to jiggle a bit.
Oh, right. Slime got sucked into it. You don't exactly remember how, but your bed jiggles. It's weird... But also comfy. Like a waterbed.

Relaxing from all the unpacking, you decided to spend some time painting some warhammer figurines. Nothing too much, just maybe one or two...
When you hear a knock at the door.

You go to answer it and see a servant waiting outside.

"Sir?"

"Uh, what? I'm kinda in the middle of something."

"...Well... You've been declared regent."

"...What?"

"The current regent, Elizabeth, is mentally unable to rule. And physically, thanks to her pregnancy."

"Erh... Mentally?"

"She's broken down and is reading the slaves a book as an apology as we speak, hugging them and apologizing for her behavior... Not that I'm complaining."

"Oh... So uh, who are you?"

"I'm the chief servant. The least cannon fodder of the cannon fodder, and I'm vulnerable since I never told Renexizious my name."

"Oh... So uh..."

"So, do you want the regency?"

You are internally panicking. You fucking suck at ruling and management...

"Just uh... Give me a minute."

"Fair enough, sir."

You close the door, and jump into the semi-gelatinous bed, which jiggles.
You take a blanket, wrap yourself up in it, and hide under it, to whine a little bit.

"I'm sooo fucked... Why the hell did it go to me..."

The door knocks again, and you get up, still tied up in your blanket. You do not feel like getting out of it yet.

You peak your head out.

"What?"

You see the chief servant. waiting.

"There's important business to handle..."

"Do I have to really be regent?"

"The Lord said his absence would only be for two weeks. He'll be fine."

"Is there anyone else fitting to be the regent?"

"Unless you feel like passing it to one of his wives or anyone..."

Actions

>I mean... I can handle two weeks of ruling, I guess.
>Can you just give it to one of his wives please?
>I mean... Elizabeth isn't that bad. Just give it to her, please.
>...Can one of his kids take over? Please?
>Write-In
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>>939471
>I mean... Elizabeth isn't that bad. Just give it to her, please.
>inb4 Claw spends the entire treasury as regent on warhammer models
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>>939487

I love how you have fucking terrible options for the next two weeks.
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>>939492
>>939492
Makes me wish that Charlemagne was still here. I hope that the new kid will be fairly balanced.
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>>939471
>...Can one of his kids take over? Please?
Like Maria
Renexizia
Literally anyone but claw
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"Can one of his kids take over?"

"Erh... Maybe?"

You let loose a a sigh of relief.

"Who?"

"Well, there's Renexizia and Maria... But neither of them have any tendencies for being a leader. Julius is however, available if you so wish."

"Shit... How about Elizabeth? I mean, please give it to her..."

"She's mentally distraught and having pregnancy... She does have plenty of experience though..."

Shit, you have to make a decision...

Actions

>Appoint Renexizia! (High actions per week, but low rolls. Moralistic in the fact she doesn't like killing too much)
>Appoint someone else? (Such as Kryos,etc...)
>Appoint Maria! (Moderate actions per week, with moderate rolls. Also, somewhat moralistic.
>Appoint Julius! (Low actions per week, but great intelligence rolls and undead summoning. Also, few morals.)
>Appoint Elizabeth! (Low actions per week, but higher dice rolls. Also, dragon.)
>I mean... I can do it. (High actions and low rolls, but can be increased by ingesting soda/coffee but famously unlucky when it comes to ruling)
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>>939524
>Appoint Renexizia! (High actions per week, but low rolls. Moralistic in the fact she doesn't like killing too much)

She doesn't like it too much.
She'll give in under important circumstances
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>>939529
Not to mention she will listen to our cabinet, for that reason I support this choice.
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>>939524
Let's put Amaya in charge for the next couple weeks.
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Waiting fifteen more minutes anons.
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"I mean... Why not Renexizia? I mean, she's nice."

"...Really? Well, I suppose."

You decide to let Renexizia rule, and you get in your bed, and take a nap.
Wew, that was a close one... Almost having to do work...

You are now Renexizia, and you've just been declared regent! Whatever that means! You were in the middle of chewing on a painting your dad gave you when you finally got back from Korea too... Man, your dad's nice at times, kinda arbitrarily though...
But the cool thing about being regent is that it means you can sit on your dad's throne without anyone getting mad at you, hell yeah!

It's comfy, with a nice plush seat cushion.

"My lady?"

"Yeah?" You sink into your dad's throne. Comfy and shiny. Though the back is kinda hard. Maybe some pillows could help...

"Well... There's a few situations you have to deal with."

"...I have to do things?"

"Well... You have to take care of your father's empire, and manage the treasury..."

"...Treasury?" Your eyes light up at this. You've always wondered what was in there. What treasures could your dad have in there?

"...Erh... He's left specific instructions."

"Like what?"

The servant takes out a paper and coughs.

"To my regent..." The servant coughs a little, and raises his voice angrily.

"DON'T FUCKING STEAL SHIT OR I WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY!" The servant goes back to a more normal voice towards the end.

"Signed, Renexizious. Also, please don't touch anything in the lab."

You are slightly disappointed by that. But ok... You gotta manage your dad's realm!
How hard can it be?

"Well, regent, there's a few petitions you need to deal with."

"Cool! What are they? And what's a petition? Is it a painting?"

"No... It's a suggestion from the populace."

You sigh. That sounds boring. You could be trying to make something cool like robots or something...

Actions

>Fiiine. I'll do the petitions.
>Can't I go do awesome stuff? What does a regent do anyways? Can I set things on fire?
>...My first demand... Is butter! Can I have some? Please?
>How's my mom doing?
>I'll be the best regent ever! I promise!
>Let's do petitions! Maybe they'll want cool stuff. Like... You know. Guns! They're cool!
>I can do science too! Go to the lab!
>Write-In
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>>939620
>Fiiine. I'll do the petitions.
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>>939620
>How's my mom doing?
>Let's do petitions! Maybe they'll want cool stuff. Like... You know. Guns! They're cool!
Science later work now.
Your dad might be proud if you do good.
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"I'll do the petitions... But do they want anything cool! Like guns or something! How's my mom doing by the way?"

"Your mother is... Well, she's stopped crying, but is hugging the slaves and apologizing to them whenever they feed her things. She's broken three arms, and is holding your sister Maria hostage in a bear hug."

"That's adorable..." You daww slightly over that.

"I'd recommend you stay away from your mother if you actually intend to get work done, as she's extremely clingy. She luckily is unable to leave the bed, so you should be fine if you remain here."

You kinda feel like you should help your mom. But being crushed isn't exactly that nice...

Actions

>I'll visit my mom! She needs a hug!
>I'll visit her later... I wanna see what being a regent is like!
>...Order the slaves to give her a massive bear hug. She needs it!
>Think of a way to cheer up your mom while you work!
>Write-In
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>>939634
>I'll visit her later... I wanna see what being a regent is like!
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You decide to visit your mom later, while you handle petitions!

The first one seems to be a police officer from Finland, a half-dragon too! He comes in and bows at your feet. Cool!

"Hi! What do you want?" You say, cheerfully.

"Well, I'm here to discuss about the weapons in Finland..."

"Oooh! Guns?"

"Yes, regent."

"So, what about them?"

"Well... The Finns have refused to disarm themselves, and as Sweden only allows citizens to carry firearms with a permit, and only light handguns. Finland however, seems to be blatantly and purposely ignoring this rule, and even American libertarians are impressed by how free Finland is about their firearms and liberties. The governor of Finland even refuses the police department to search for illegal firearms, claiming it's the right of the Finns to carry firearms."

"So what do you want me to do?"

"The Swedish-Finnish Police Force is requesting that we be allowed to search for illegal firearms and confiscate them."

Actions

>No, we're not grabbing people's guns! (The Police Force will dislike this, but Finland's respect increases greatly. Finnish rebels will however, be heavily armed.)
>We should put less regulations on guns! We'll make the Americans envious of our freedom!
>We should protect people from guns! Get their guns! (Respect of Finland falls greatly, but the Police Force's respect increases and if there is a revolt in Finland, the rebels will be poorly armed.)
>Maybe we should just fine them?
>Write-In

If you do a write-in anons, make sure that it's in character!
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>>939684
>Write-In
Can we have the governor of Finland come here to discuss this issue.


Maybe we can get them to bend
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Going to wait ten more minutes.
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"Can the governor of Finland come here to discuss the issue?"

"Simo Hayha?'

"Simo? Can I call him that?"

"Well... Sure. You want him to come here?"

"Yeah. I want to talk to him."

The officer nods his head.

"I'll see about getting him then."

You summon the next petition...

A rather short man comes in, and bows. He seems to be a dwarf. And has a beard which yells of "crazy".

He comes in and bows.

"Yer' highness."

"Hi! Can I help you?"

"I demand something be done about all these TREES!"

"...Trees?"

"Yes your highness! Everywhere I look, I see trees full of BIRDS! BIRDS I TELL YOU! BIRD THAT TAKE SHITS ON ME FUCKIN' SHIRT AND I AM FUCKING TIRED OF IT!"

The dwarf has rather foul language, and you gasp... Your mom would never want you to say words like that!

"I DEMAND WE CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES, AND IMPALE ALL THE FUCKING BIRDS SO THEY LEARN NOT TO TAKE SHITS ON PRICELESS DWARVEN MONUMENTS!!!!"

The dwarf seems enraged about trees and birds.

"Why trees though?"

"BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKIN' UGLY BROWN PIECES OF SHIT! We need rocks, your majesty! Not shitty brown trees!"

Actions

>...Uh, yeah. I guess we can kill birds and trees.
>...Erh... Guards? Can you take this guy out of here? Please?
>Are you ok?
>What are you so angry about?
>I mean... You can do it, if you try very hard.
>No?
>...Wait... Are you actually a petitioner?
>Write-In
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>>939717

>Are you ok?
>...Wait... Are you actually a petitioner?
This is retarded.
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"Are... Are you actually a petitioner? I mean, are you ok?"

The dwarf goes into an angry rant about trees, and the guards haul him away. You are extremely confused, and a servant goes up to you.

"Sorry, my lady... The dwarf cut in line and rushed in."

"Oh. I mean, just send him back home."

The servant nods, and you summon the next petitioner who's hopefully sane of mind...

This is going to be a long day...

You are back to being Renexizious!

You carefully slink through the mansion, looking for money, loot... You name it...

Man, is it just you, or is the floor kinda... You know... Weak?

Roll me a 1d20-4 to dodge!
+2 if you can be genre aware of your surroundings!
+2 if you can think about what's happening back home.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>939724
It's a giant mansion.
It's probably ghosts, horror monsters, or traps.
Probably a trap door underneath us currently.

And chances are Liz can't rule cause she's an emotional wreck leaving Claw or one of my kids.

Claw probably put the work off on one of my kids so he could paint.
Which is good because Claw shouldn't be regent ever.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

15

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll you a 1d20. Only first roll allowed.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>939727
>5
OP plz
Check this sweet one.

And did we bring our katana?
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Failure!

The floor caves in, and you begin to fall! You fall for nearly thirty seconds...
You land, smashing into a table, sending cards flying... You groan, and hear some complaints in a strange language. It sounds... Strange... But familiar.

-500 HP from the fall, and your left arm is injured!

HP: 3000

Roll me a 1d20+6 to translate. +2 if you can think of your first words to this new race you have yet to see?
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>939730
>Who the fuck puts a trap door in a mansion you faggots.
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16+8=26

Good Success!

You translate the language. It sounds a lot like French.

"Ow... Who the fuck puts a trap door in a mansion you faggots?"

You look to see three shocked Drow warriors, and a pissed off female Drow priestess. Who has glowy purple eyes. The three Drow warriors don't really notice this though...

"Lolth damn it, you landed on my cards! These buffoons were about to give their souls to me!"

"Wait, what? I thought you wanted a friendly game of cards!"

"Kill him already!"

"You said we wouldn't need weapons! You said it yourself! You fucking said we'd be playing a game of cards!" One Drow warrior looks pissed the fuck off.

The drow priestess electrocutes the dissenting Drow warrior, who falls to the ground, dead.

"Kill him!"

The two rather nervous Drow warriors raise their fists. They are clearly untrained novices, luckily enough... But they're not really the real threat. The priestess who can FUCKING SHOOT LIGHTNING is.

You of course, throw the table over, and duck behind it. A frost bolt flies overhead, nearly hitting you in the head.

Something tells me we can use the two drow warriors to our advantage if we can convince them to help us against the priestess...

Actions

>Try to convince the drow warriors that they'll last longer with you?
>Taunt the priestess!
>You can take them! Throw the table and rush the Drow!
>Try to run past the drow warriors and head straight for the priestess!
>Draw your katana!
>Come on! Can we talk about this?
>Cast a spell?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In
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>>939750
>Try to convince the drow warriors that they'll last longer with you?
Need them allies
>Cast a spell
Necrotic healing
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5

Additional +4 for arguments
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939754
>I should point out that I didn't recently try to steal your soul and I didn't just kill one of you. The priestess on the other hand has and will probably kill you all after this.
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Allowing samefaging for hinting your more powerful then one wpuld think
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939765
>Also if you continue you this I'll crush the shit out of you. And trust me when I say... this isn't even my final form.

I had to say it
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Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>939765
And one last roll if needed.
>I still have a few more forms. Each many times more powerful than the last.
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17+9=28

Good Success

You say a few things while ducking under cover... You suspect the drow are about to join you if you can intimidate them more.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish it. +4 if you can tell them how messy their death would be in all of your forms. +1 if you can categorize by form and go in detail.
+2 if you can seem like a much better boss.
Autosuccess if both are done.
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Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>939793
>If you fight me I shall rip you in half and use your entrails as adornments. This is my enhanced form a boosted version of my human form. I also have my half dragon form which I'd say is about 10 times stronger and capable of consuming you whole. I also have a Minotaur form with which I can rip your arms out of your sockets to beat you with. Then I have my Dragotaur form the combination of a dragon and a Minotaur and it's approximately 20 times stronger with massive horns with which to eviscerate you with. There is my werewolf form in which I shall rip you to shreds with my claws. But none of this has to happen if you serve me. I won't try to steal your souls in a card game. If your loyal you live relatively comfortable lives. No treachery or backstabbing.

Much typing.
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Give me a while to type this, sorry. Phoneposting sucks.

Anyways, other the dragon form, you gotta admit a dragotaur is best form fir combat shearily because of brutality.
Just talk about the future etc while I work.
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>>939816
>The future
I just want to make mad gainz while we're here.
Loot
Stats
Maybe find some magic artifacts.

I also hope Renexizia does well.
She's my favorite child.
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>>939816
Oh and I'd also like to find more forms.
Preferably a fae.
Something big enough for us to copy
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>>939820
Really? She's your favorite?

Just uh, curious why.
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>>939830
She's surprisingly nice and good natured for a child of Renexizious.

Temper that with the realism that yes you may have to inevitably kill someone and she's good.
Or the realization that she will have to kill someone unless she gets powerful enough.


She has the potential to be Neutral Good.
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>>939830
And I kind of want Renexizia to become an adventurer.
I think she'd enjoy it.
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"If you fight me I shall rip you in half and use your entrails as adornments. This is my enhanced form a boosted version of my human form. I also have my half dragon form which I'd say is about 10 times stronger and capable of consuming you whole. I also have a Minotaur form with which I can rip your arms out of your sockets to beat you with. Then I have my Dragotaur form the combination of a dragon and a Minotaur and it's approximately 20 times stronger with massive horns with which to eviscerate you with. There is my werewolf form in which I shall rip you to shreds with my claws. But none of this has to happen if you serve me. I won't try to steal your souls in a card game. If your loyal you live relatively comfortable lives. No treachery or backstabbing, mind you..."

The drow seem intimidated...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for the drow to develop Chronic Backstabbing Disorder on the drow priestess!
+4 if you can distract the priestess or insult her!
+2 if you can think why it's ok to hurt this woman in particular!
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Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>939895
>Hey priestess bitch your spider goddess or whatever is trash and you're trash too.

It's okay because this is a soul stealing bitch drow.
She tried to steal souls and wants to kill us.
Most women aren't a threat and plus we wouldn't tumble her so it's fine.
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>939895
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can think of more reasons why to hurt a woman!
Well, this one woman, which you don't like.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>
16+11=27

You insult the priestess which distracts her from the two drow sneaking behind her... One of the drow grabs her... Allowing you to attack!

Roll me a 1d20+7, additional +3 if you can come up with a devastating attack with your fist.
-2 if you want to aim at a body part.
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>939945
>Ringing the bell
Bring both our fists to smack her on the sides of her head at the same time.

So head shot.

I hope we give her brain damage.
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>939945
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>939945
If we kill a mage, will we lose any pootential energy? I really want to eat this priestess who can SHOOT FUCKING LIGHTNING.
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>>939953

Yep, sorry.

18+8=26

Good Success

You charge forward, bringing your two fists right on her face...

Roll me a 1d20+3 for damage
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
A M N E S I A !
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
Rollan
>>939970
Amnesiac drow waifu?
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>939968
I really really want to eat that priestess. Maybe even eat Anitta. She doesn't do much of anything.
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>>939978
>Eating Anitta
Edgelord out.
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>>939978
McMages, the next McDonalds

Anyways, use barbaric since you didn't do much damage?
>Yes!
>No
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>>939985
Waifu fag. We'll eat all of the mages!
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>>939990
>No
Apparently consumption would give us power.
We can just shift into half dragon.
>>939991
>Eating all the mages
Not happening edgelord.
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>>939990
>No

>>939999
Just wait upside down Satan. While you sleep I'll do really stuff in the name of eating mages. I'll even eat Rens dad to access the dimension of infinite bunnies. Mwhahahaha
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Sorry anons, but just remembered priestesses use divine magic rather than actual magic, so no, eating them gives you no magic.
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>>940009
Awww. Leveling up our lightning sound so cool.
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>>940009
I was wondering that.
Female drow are priestesses.
If we wanted arcane magic we should look for male drow.
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No!

You hit her head, and she recoils... She seems to have a headache, and is distracted...

Actions

>Kill her!
>Shapeshift!
>Knock her out!
>Grab her!
>Cast a spell!
>Write In
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>>940030
>Kill her!
FINISH HER!
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>>940030
>Kill her.
So OP the new character sheets aren't as intimidating right?
>>
Nope, much more simple.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to kill her.

+2 for shapeshifting to a different form with more strength or natural weapons.
+2 if you can BRUTALLY KILL FOR KHORNE!
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940053
>Werewolf form
RIP AND TEAR
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>>940056
This is what you for going furry
>>
Critical Failure!

Use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>940060
>Comparing werewolves to furries
Anon plz.
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>>940065
According to 1d4chan, werewolves are not furries unless sexualized.
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>>940063
>Yes
>>940069
Werewolves are not for the sexual.
They are for hunting and tracking.
As well as ripping and tearing our enemies.
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>>940063
>Yes!

>>940069
*cough*Ivanka and Stojan* cough cough*
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>>940074
Good point, time to take a gas shower for Uncle Adolf.

Roll me a 1d20 to unleash your inner barbaric werewolf.

Additional +4 if you can do a BRUTAL KILL that involves maiming that makes Khorne proud.
+2 if you can think why you don't hurt women except for bitches like this.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>940080
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940080
Rip her in half horizontally then hold her corpse over us and shower in the blood of our enemies.
>>
16+4=20

Great Success!

You shift to your werewolf and slice at her gut... And rip it out. You then slice at her chest again, ripping it in half, killing her... You then promptly slice her spine in half and hold the corpse over you, bathing in the blood... You let out a quick "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and a laugh to boot.

You throw her corpse against the wall, and look at the drow, which look quite intimidated.

"Are there any more Drow here?"

"Erh... We're temple guards... There's a temple to Lolth downstairs though, I think they're training some neophytes to be priestess."

"I see..."

"We're just gonna stay out of your way, alright? We don't want any trouble with you."

Actions

>...Agreed. The two of you can go run off...
>...You know, I think the Blood God needs some more skulls for his throne...
>The two of you owe me your life...
>Laugh. They're not going anywhere.
>Yeah, the two of you stay out of trouble, ok?
>You know, my mom would like some more slaves...
>Why don't the two of you become my slaves?
>Write-In
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>>940106
>...Agreed. The two of you can go run off..
>Just saying by the way. Drow women are awful
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"That's fine. The two of you can run off... But honestly, Drow women are awful..."

"Yeah... Come on Paul. And bring John's corpse. We'll get him resurrected in a town."

The second Drow picks up Paul's corpse and they begin to walk away...

What do?

>Maybe you should head home...
>A drow temple? Go explore that shit!
>Make a reminder to spare the male soldiers. They're basically slaves to the women anyways.
>Write-in
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>>940129
>Make a reminder to spare the male soldiers. They're basically slaves to the women anyways.
>A drow temple? Go explore that shit!
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You decide to spare the male soldiers. Bros before hoes, after all.

You follow a few paths and begin to go to the basement's basement... After a bit, you see some light, and see a large gold door, open...

You see that it lack guards. They must be pretty confident... You walk into, and see quite a few webs which you avoid as you shift to your Enhanced form...

You eventually find a hallway leading to two locations...
There is also a nice little sign hanging below it, in a spider's web...

>The Brewing Room (NEOPHYTE TRAINING, NO BOYS ALLOWED. TRAINER NEED. MALE BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPTED AS TRAINER.)
>Mess Hall (LUNCH. AND NO, THERE IS NO MORE "COW", WE ONLY HAVE STANDARD RATIONS. COOK NEEDED AS REPLACEMENT SINCE LAST COOK EATEN BY SPIDER.)
>Head back!
>Shapeshift to your Drow Form!
>Write-In
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>>940139
>Shapeshift to your Drow Form!
>Mess Hall (LUNCH. AND NO, THERE IS NO MORE "COW", WE ONLY HAVE STANDARD RATIONS. COOK NEEDED AS REPLACEMENT SINCE LAST COOK EATEN BY SPIDER.)


>No boys allowed
What are they teenage girls?
>>
You shapeshift to your drow form, and go down the mess hall...

You see there's two sides of the room... The Male side, which seems to be rather shitty, and most people stay silent, or the female side... Which looks like tons of socializing by...
Rather young drow in less fancy robes then the priestess you talked to... Surrounded by other, older female drow in more important robes. Maybe those are the neophytes?

There's also a few hallways to go down, and no one really thinks your different...

>Go pull a Rosa Parks and sit at the Females Only side.
>Go sit at the male side? Maybe you can talk to a few Drow?
>Go down one of the hallways?
>What exactly do they have for lunch? Go check.
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?
>Maybe you can become a chef?
>Punch a woman and start a fight!
>Write-In
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>>940161
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?

>>940143
No they're just Drow.
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>>940161
>Try to overhear the girl's talk?
I kinda want to start a rebellion.
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You decide to overhear the girls talk.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can overhear without suspicion.
+3 if you can do something to avoid suspicion.
+2 if you can think about why your rule of not hurting women may not apply to the drow females in the future.
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>940177
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Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>940177
Whistle innocently.
Anyone whistling cannot be suspicious.

And we fuck up drow women because they're feminist shits that are evil.
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11+9=20

Success!

You avoid supicion...

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can find out anything important
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249
Now watch as they're talking about clothing
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249
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Allowing samefagging.

Sorry about the wait...
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940294
I just thought you were writing
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940249
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12+5=17

Minor Success!

You overhear a few topics, but the biggest of interest is a "blue magical orb in the High Priestess's study" or something... You are reminded of the delicious orbs from the Moscow University.
You also hear that apparently one of the Neophytes in the Brewing Room accidentally caused an explosion rather then a poison, and as penitence is scrubbing the entire temple. They girls giggle at this...

The rest of it is idle chatter about clothes, boys, and "how hot would that guy be if I wiped him a little", so on and so forth. They're basically teens.

This High Priestess interests you... But a female Drow who's suffering from penitence could help you move around a little...

Actions

>Go find the Drow who's suffering pentience?
>Go find the slave pens?
>Go find the high priestess's study?
>Start the revolution! Attack!
>Go try to listen to more rumors...
>Write-In
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>>940315
>Go find the high priestess's study?
Sneak in.
Eat orb
????
Profit
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You decide to find the high priestess's study...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to avoid suspicion.
+2 if you can think how delicious those orbs would be. What flavor would they have anyways?
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Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>940336
Probably fruit.
Like blueberries
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Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>940348
Or maybe it's like candy.
Sweet and sugary
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18+7=15

Good Success!

You get to the Drow High Priestess's chamber, and notice the door is locked.

Fuck.

What do, anons?

>Break down the door!
>Try to get the key from someone else?
>Knock?
>Shift to another form?
>Shift to your werewolf form and lockpick the door?
>Write-in
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>>940359
Are Dwarves good at lock picking? If so then I vote for that just because it makes sense that a Dwarf would be against Drow.
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>>940369
Nope. And you lack lock picks.
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>>940359
>Shift to your werewolf form and lockpick the door?

Channel our inner Stojan werewolf
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>>940378
>Slavs internally
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Roll me 1d20-3 to lockpick. Additional +3 if you can think about women.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>940393
Liz's assets are pretty good. Now if only more women could be like that.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>940393
>Contemplate optimal size for Liz's assets
>Contemplate whether frankizka is cuter with a large or small bust

Probably small for a smol cute vampire
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15

Success!

You hear a click, and the door opens.

You silently close the door behind you, and slink down in your werewolf form...
You notice some steam coming from from a room, and running water. It seems the High Priestess is taking a bath.

Actions

>Go to take care of the High Priestess?
>...Go find the Orb?
>...A woman, taking a bath? Just uh, spy a bit.
>...Maybe you should make this place a mess. Fuck Drow.
>...Maybe you can poison the High Priestess?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In
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>>940410
>...Go find the Orb?
Let's shapeshift into Dragon blood.
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You go into your dragonblood form, and sneak around...

Roll me a 1d20-3 to find where the orb is?
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Rolled 2 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>940424
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Rolled 1 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>940424
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Critical Failure!

You take another step forward... And see a nasty spider which you almost step on. You fall backwards onto your ass, and hear a "huh?" from the bathroom.
You see a semi-naked wet female drow come out, with a towel around her privates. She small (but attractive) breasts, black hair, and large ears... And holding a staff.

"Who's out there?" She says...

Luckily, the steam has hidden you temporarily... But you won't be able to make it to cover in time....

Actions

>Hi. Just uh, exploring.
>Shapeshift!
>Fight her?
>Stay quiet?
>Try to make an excuse!
>Hey baby, what's up? Try to seduce her!
>Write-In
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>>940444
>Lust pheromones
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>>940444
Use pheromones
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Lust pheromones it is.

Roll me a 1d20 if it works.

+3 if you can say anything seductive.
+2 if you can shapeshift to a more powerful and attractive form.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>940472
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>940472
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Critical Failure!

You use your lust pheromones.

The Drow High Priestess is not amused.

"What the fuck are you doing in my room?"

"Just uh, you know. Getting some damsels."

She sighs, and suddenly a thick plate of golden black armor surrounds her.

"Let me guess, an adventurer?"

"...Yeah."

"Seriously? I've had three of your types this week. I'm training replacements for all my losses. Can you give me a FEW days to let me have a fair amount of minions for you to waste your health on?"

"Well, I'm here now and I'm trying to get an orb. Blue orb, tastes like candy and blueberries."

She raises an eyebrow.

"...And I would give you this why?"

"Because I'm a fucking dragon and I have to get to my mom's place for supper?"{/red]

"...That would explain the eyes. Now, can you leave? I'm in the middle of taking a fucking bath, and having adventurers sneak in and try their perfume of lust isn't something I find cute."

"Perfume of lust?"

"I can smell it on you. Are you trying to get me to sleep with you? I have slaves for that, you know. And your... What, three? That's borderline pedophila for me. I'm a fucking four-hundred and sixty four year old priestess, and I will fucking smite your shit, dragon. Now, can you get out of here and come back when I'm not bathing, not replenishing my numbers, and in the mood to have visitors?"

Actions

>Give me that orb, and I'll consider it.
>...Sure, I guess... I'd rather not fight a powerful cleric with class levels.
>Fuck no. I want my boss fight.
>...Come on. What's your name? You seem nice. For a drow.
>...I may be three, but I am the size of a skyscraper. You do not scare me, mage.
>You know, I liked it when you were wet and unarmored.
>Your kind of cute, just saying.
>Write-In
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>>940550
>But I want the orb. I did not come here just to waste stealth rolls and fail seduction checks
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>>940550
>>Give me that orb, and I'll consider it.

It's kind of annoying to see character dismiss Ren as just 3. I mean he's the size and shape of an adult and he can father children.
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"Give me the orb. I didn't come here just to waste stealth rolls and fail seduction checks, and for the fucking record, I'm an adult."

"Sure, maybe for a dragon. But to me, your basically a child... And no, I'm not giving you an orb. I have no reason to."

Actions

>So you want to fight a dragon who's conquered an entire continent?
>...Listen, this is your only chance.
>Come on. Please? I'll leave you alone.
>Why do you want anyways?
>Try to seduce her?
>I'm a fucking adult. I can father children, damn it!
>Shapeshift!
>Fight her!
>Intimidate her!
>Write-In
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>>940576
>Shapeshift
Dragotaur
>...Listen, this is your only chance.
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>>940576
>...Listen, this is your only chance.
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You begin to grow in front of her, and you grow large horns... And you are forced to hunch over to avoid hitting your head as your horns scrape the roof.

"This is your only chance."

"The same to you. You are in a fortress of Drow, with a powerful cleric in front of you. I recommend you simply leave and put this matter aside."

"Not until you give me that orb."

Neither of you really do anything. She does however, put her hands on her staff, and a sword.

The two of you stare at each other... Something does tell you that she would be a hard fight...

Actions.

>Swing the first punch?
>Wait.. Will it escalate or not?
>...Try to persuade her this isn't a fight worth having?
>Try to intimidate her?
>...You know, maybe I'll come back later...
>Try to seduce her?
>Maybe you can give her an offer?
>I will kill you, if you don't give me the orb.
>...I don't hit women, you know...
>I don't tend to kill or injure women, so I'll just knock you out, got it?
>Cast a spell?
>Write-in
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>>940606
Cast lightning at her. Although I would be up for trying to seduce her,
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>>940606
>Try to seduce her?
And HEAVY lust pheromones
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>>940606
>Try to seduce her?
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You decide to seduce her...

Roll me a 1d20+3.

Additional +3 for complimenting her, either when she was naked or heavily armored.
+2 if you can be chivalric about not really hitting or killing women. Ever, really. Save a few hours ago.

Now anons want to seduce her? Huh.
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Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940624
Princesses are for the tumbling and making of bastard children

>You may think I'm just three but I can appreciate good curves when I see them. And I'd rather do anything other than kill a woman if I can help it. It would be unchivalrous otherwise
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>940624
I personally wanted to shoot her with lightning but I could predict that other anons and players would want to seduce her which I'm okay with doing, but we aren't getting another waifu. Anymore and Ren officially becomes a failure.
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>>940624
I don't want to fight her.
My instincts say this will go poorly.
I'd rather get the orb and bail.
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>>940624
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>>940635
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>>940650
Options field not name field and no parentheses
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940658
>>940642
Thankyou
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"You may think I'm three, but I can appreciate good curves when I see them. And I'd rather do anything then kill a woman if I can help it. It would be unchivalrous otherwise."

12+8=20

Borderline Success!

"I see. Thank you for the compliment, dragon."

You haven't exactly penetrated her armor... But you think you've made this a little warmer...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to court some more.
+3 if you can show how powerful your form is to the Drow.
+3 if you can compliment further.
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>940665
Flex
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Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>940665
Hold her with one hand and say
>And your skin is so soft. Softer than silk.

Just let us tumble you till you fall asleep so we can take the orb and leave.
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19+11=30

Amazing Success!

You instinctively begin to FLEX!!!

You flex your ab's abs, and your bicep's biceps...

"You know, your skin seems soft. Softer than silk."

She blushes a bit under her heavy armor.

"W-well. I haven't met this much of a man for a while..."
She seems to be in awe of your physical strength... And particularly your ass, as you catch her looking at it as you flex.
Man, you'd make a fucking amazing model.

Finish her off anons!

Roll me a 1d20+5, additional +3 if you can show off your ass some more to her. +3 if you can compliment her further.
+2 if you can brag a little of your accomplishments...
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940692
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Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>940692
Flex our glutes.
>You know you seem to be a pretty powerful drow. I'm pretty strong myself. Took down a structure filled with a ton of elves by myself


iirc drow dislike elves.
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>>940701
I guess we're killing her.
Could have had a drow bastard.
Made Best mom happy.
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>940692
Turn around, stand tall & do some bodybuilder poses, then make each butt cheek move independently
"I've slain all those who've ever stood against me, but i've never wanted to slay a piece of ass as much as I do right now looking at that fine figure you've got there, get ready to praise the king baby"
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Critical Failure!

You begin to flex your glutes...

"You know, you seem to be a pretty powerful drow... I'm pretty strong myself. I took down a structure filled with a ton of elves by myself..."

She brushes up against your leg.
Yeah. You got her...

You lean down to kiss her...

She stops you though. You are slightly confused.

"No, no. I have a job to do right now. I mean, don't get me wrong. You are... Very, attractive. Very much so, that I would gladly have you in my harem simply for your elven slaying ass..."

"What's wrong?"

"...Well, I need my rival killed... And I think I just found my new volunteer."

"Really?"

She smiles.

"Yes. Yes I have... Now, how do you feel about carving a bloody swathe through the temple in order to kill my rival?"

"...What do I get in exchange?"

She brushes up against you...

"Oh, nothing. Just a orb you are rather obsessive over... My permission to bed me... And an ally... How does that sound?"

She gracefully, with her fingernail, scratches scale, and kisses it.

"...It will be well worth your while. I think you'd be the perfect instrument to play in this orchestra."

Actions

>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
>So I have to go on a rampage killing drow and kill your rival?
>...Grab her by the neck! You have the chance to!
>I'd love to do it...
>Why don't we tumble a little, and you give me the orb?
>I like your ruthlessness...
>Write-In
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>>940756
>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
I assume she's asking us to slaughter some adds and at worst a miniboss.

Better than the dungeons final boss.
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>>940756
>I like your ruthlessness..
>I'd love to do it.
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>>940756
>I like your ruthlessness...
>...Fine. I'll kill your rival. Who is it?
You know what we really need. Giant form and if possible, a Draconic version of that. It would be like Dragotaur but even more deadly. It would still be within our limits though since it isn't larger then Dragon form. At least I think.
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>>940773
Shame it'd be useless now because this room is too damn small.

But but a giant Enhanced or dragon blooded would be nice.
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>>940778
We still need to see what a dragotaur female looks like. It could decide if our son Mikhail is a furry or not.
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"I like your ruthlessness... I'll do it. I'd love to, actually."

"Good... Because it needs to look like an indiscriminate rampage. Like an animal did it."

"That's what I do best..."

"Good... Now, she's in charge of defense. I'll give you where she is..."

She tells you where she is.

"Now... Go and make my life easier. By the way, if we're working together, the name is Chaililue... May be important in the future."

"No last names?"

"We can get friendly once you get back..."

You make out for a few minutes.

"...Now, kill everyone. No survivors."

Actions

>Well... Can I spare the men at least?
>Sure, no problem.
>...I'll make the Blood God proud.
>Can I sneak around them?
>Why don't we tumble first, THEN kill them?
>Slap her small, cute ass?
>Be forward with Chaulilue?
>So, is this a one night stand or an actual relationship?
>Write-in
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>>940846
>Sure, no problem.
Yay for mindless slaughter
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>>940846
>Sure, no problem.
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"Sure, no problem."

"Oh... And also, shake that ass for me. I'll be following behind you, invisible. I'll heal you and give you some protection."

"Really?"

"That, and so if you die I can continue on my plan and make it look like Caharalua died in an accident. Any objections?"

Actions

>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>First time I ever had a cleric help me. Feels nice.
>You don't have to, you know.
>Channel your inner knight, and say you'll protect her at all costs!
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
>Please. I won't get killed.
>Write-In
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>>940866
>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
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>>940866
>I'll make sure to turn ass-shaking up to maximium.
>Is the guard captain a mage or a cleric? I know how magical this universe is...
So Clerics use holy magic meaning if we eat them we don't get a power up but mages use good old fashion magic and we can.
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"I'll turn up ass shaking to maximium. And is the guard captain a mage or a cleric?"

"She's a mage."

"I see."

"Now, come on... I'll follow."

You shift to your drow form, and get to the entrance to the guard tower...

You shift out of sight to your dragotaur form... And decide to alert the defenders to you with a massive, deafening roar...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to soil the pants of the guards.
+3 if you can yell anything about how fucked they are, how good they'll taste, or how you'll always get more pussy then them.
+3 if you feel like describing how you'll kill them with your charge. +2 if it's fucking brutal as hell.

+1 if you can shake your ass and be physically attractive for your drow healer as you charge.

Autosuccess on them soiling if all of this is done.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>940904
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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940904
You'll tear off their limbs, & tear their intestines out of their mouths, then leave them bleeding out as a stump on the ground so their last moments before you get your demon minions to dine on their souls for eternity (why not ) can be watching us murder their friends, families parents & grandparents, & lay waste to everything & everyone they've ever held dear. The only survivors will be their daughters who you'll only see again in hell after you rip them in half with your dick attempting to use their whole generation as meat condoms

Also flex your butt cheeks rapidly like a dog wagging it's tail
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940904
Rollan
>>940950
Pic related
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>>940950
Just gonna be slightly concerned over this.
Slightly.
Autosuccess because this even slightly scared me.

You think evily of all the terrible, terrible things you'll do to those souls unfortunate enough to even be IN FRONT OF YOU.

Your headmates are also slightly concerned.

The two unfortunate guards look at you... And see into your eyes the depths of your cruelty and evil can possibly go.

They wisely decide to run.
Too bad you aren't having any survivors.

You lower your head, and your huge horns...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to CHARGE!

If anons want to, you can either kill or knock the two male guards out.

+3 if you can think of ways to kill the two guards. Or just knock them out.
+1 if you can further be physically attractive to the drow behind you.
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940979
Just kill them. We did promise no survivors.
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Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>940979
When we catch up to them throw them on the ground
Squat
Flex our ass when we do.
Jump and stomp on both their heads with our full weight.


Remember to grab their corpses to beat other drow with.
Or just rip a spine out for a impromptu whip.
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>940989
>>940979
pick them both up by their feet & dangle them like a freshly caught fish, then turn around & place their heads on each of your elbow pits & pop them like zits with an almighty flex, make sure to give the drow a cheeky smile & a wink
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16+6=22

Good Success!

You lower your horns, and charge... You have a crazy idea...

You get up close to one of the drow... Squating... And you flex your ass, and jump... Thank god the roof is meters above you and your horns don't touch it...

You come crashing down like a giant cannonball, and bring your reptilian foot down on the ground, and smash his head in. It explodes like a watermelon, killing him instantly.
The other guard screams incoherently, and you lunge towards his foot, dangle him... And you put his head in your armpit... And flex to cause it to explode blood and brains all over a wall. You wink cheekily towards the drow and a wink... She seems quite impressed.
You also rip out one of their spines to use as a whip.

You move on past the two front guards, and see that the guards up ahead are distracted. They have a table they're drinking at, and seem to be half female and half male... One of them seems to be an archer though...

Well, too bad there's no survivors.

You lower to charge again...

Roll me a 1d20+8 since you have the element of surprise to charge!

If you want, you can spare the female drow!

+3 if you can think of ideas on how to kill them!
+1 if you can use their own weapons, chairs, tables, or cards even!
+2 if you can shout anything intimidating.
+1 if you can do "forward" things to the female drow before they die(or get knocked out!). (No rape pls, not cool, ok?)
Also, if you want, you can try to find a way to make yourself look sexy to your follower.

Autosuccess if you can do all of this.
Critical Autosuccess if you can do all of this just using the environment.
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Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
Charge and kill them all
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Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>941009
Grab both of them and slam them on the table(make sure to cop a feel from the female drow)
>I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO PASTE
Then bodyslam them into paste.

Then rise up breath ice and flex heavily
>>
I don't know how you guys are this creative with killing people.
It's fucking cool and slightly concerning, honestly.

19+15=34

Ultra Success!

You rush forward, angrily grab two of the males, and yell.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING TURN YOU INTO PASTE!"

You slam down onto the table, and breathe ice around... The drow jump to avoid, and you flex impressively for your valor...

You see the female archer drow notching an arrow straight for your eye though...

Fucking drow.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to dodge archer!
+4 if you scare her into missing!
+2 if you can think about why the code of not hurting women fails to apply to her!
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941048
clothes line them all to a pile on the floor & grab the table, place it ontop of them all & place 1 foot ontop of it, pinning them in place. Flex & crush the life out of the men, make sure to keep eye contact with the drow, "get on your knees & worship your new king" , & ofcourse wiggle your but cheeks independently for your priestess
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Rolled 9 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941083
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941083
>Make a rape face and say
>Hit me and I'll penetrate you harder than that arrow ever could me.

Because we said we'd kill everyone here and we should try to keep our word.
So she dies
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>>941083
Shift into a larger form stand over her & roar
This is a text based story adventure, so this drow woman isnt REALLY a real woman
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>>941100
>>941100
>>941097

also rolling for this action
forgot to roll
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941106
>>941100
>>941097
fuck...
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>>941100
Already in second largest. Largest is dragon, and that has some practicality issues in close quarters.

You give the drow a suggestive face.

"Hit me, and I'll penetr-"

9+3=12

Failure!

The arrow flies towards your face, hitting you right in the nose. Fuck!

-250 HP...

Confused, the two remaining Drow slice at your ankles, damaging it slightly.
-150 HP.

The archer begins to flee to alert the next guard position!

Who to focus on, anons?

>The Archer!
>The melee swordsmen!
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>>941133
>The Archer!
We have claws.
So it's piercing time.
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>>941133
>The Archer!
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>>941133
>The Archer!
Fuck snipers
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to charge past the melee fighters and towards the archer!

Additional +1 if you distract the swordsmen!
+3 if you can think of a way to kill the archer.
+1 if you can still be forward towards the female archer.
+1 for puns.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>941158
ram the swordsmen to the ground as you run through them, then pick them up and hurl them at the archer to take them down, tell the female archer "I Hope you like dragons, because i'll be dragon my balls across your face"
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>>941173
Noice pun.

You ram the swordsmen to the ground, and rush up to the archer.. You tell her a shitty pun, which causes groans from your headmates and your dad. Even the archer groans in disappointment as you stomp her head in. The two swordsmen begin to get up, and you turn to them.
You see the priestess is looting the bodies, and not really paying attention...

Actions

>Finish them off!
>Just let them crawl away.
>Maybe you should ask the priestess if you can have a few slaves? Just saying.
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
>Move on. You don't really care about two drow surviving.
>Cast a spell?
>Use your breath!
>You know... You wonder if you can burrow underground in this form. Maybe you can give the next position a special surprise.
>Write-In
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>>941206
>Finish them off!
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>>941206
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
Just do this and then we can reach the mage, eat her and gain magical powers. Then we can eat a magical orb.
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>>941206
>Maybe you should ask the priestess if you can have a few slaves? Just saying.
IF no then shrug &
>Finish them off BRUTALLY!
crush their skulls & then hit on the priestess
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You decide to finish them off brutally... Mostly by squishing their skulls in slowly.

You decide to continue to hit on the priestess as you move onto the next position to fill time...

You see that there's a few complications now.

Because the hallway is getting slimmer and smaller, and you can't really fit with your horns...
Shit.

You also realize you are quite tired physically from killing your foes. Maybe some rest would be good.

Actions

>Burrow under it?
>Shapeshift to a smaller form?
>...Maybe you should scout ahead in a tiny form.
>Talk to the priestess a little as a break?
>Write-In
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>>941238
We have our katana right?
>Shapeshift
Yuan-Ti
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>>941238
>...Maybe you should scout ahead in a tiny form.
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>>941238
>Shapeshift to a smaller form?
Yuan-Ti
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You shift to your yuan-ti from, and draw your katana. The priestess seems a little confused.

"...Your a Yuan-Ti?"

"No. Dragon. Remember that."

"Right... I'll stick behind you."

You slither forward and see a small position of guards... With a ballista aimed down the hall. They seem to be thinking your coming their way, but seem to be assured that "it can't get through the ward!"

You ask the priestess about this, and she says there's a ward to prevent people from getting this far unless they have a Drow with them... Huh.

That Ballista though seems like it can do some damage...

Actions

>Try to sneak slither!
>Shift to a small form! Time to be stealthy!
>BANZAI CHARGE! Slither as fast you can!e
>Cast a spell against the guards or ballista?
>Shapeshift?
>Ask the priestess if she can do anything to help!
>Write-In
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>>941270
>BANZAI CHARGE! Slither as fast you can!
Like a Hussar charge but Japanese
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>>941270
>Shapeshift?
Let's just shapeshift into a Drow and get by with the priestess.
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>>941283
Are you trying to sneak by or attack them in their ranks?
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>>941292
Sneak by.
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>>941297
Chaililue did say no survivors, anon.
And besides, your almost through.
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>>941303
But can't we just shapeshift into a half dragon or something once we've passed the crossbow. Kind of like a Trojan horse.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>941308
Oh, yeah. I was thinking of you just walking by and not doing anything.

Anyways, rolling.

1=BANZAI!
2=Sneak By!
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You decide to pull a Trojan Horse.

"Come on. We'll sneak by and attack from behind."

"Right..."

The two of you walk by.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for convincing them that your non-hostile!
+3 if you can tell them what a great job they're doing and totally don't foreshadow their deaths!
+2 if you can argue with Chaililue to hold your hand like she's interested in you.
+1 if you can be forward some more with Chaililue.
Autosuccess if everything is done!
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941328
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Rolled 5 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>941328
>Good job holding the front guy's. You totally aren't about to get brutally murdered by an adventure. They totally aren't about to crush your spine and play games with your skull.


Slap Chaililue's ass and say
>You should hold my hand. People are less likely to question me if I'm with you.


After this we should look for fae.
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941328
Ask chaililue you have an idea to sneak past & you'll need her to hold your hand for it to be believable, plus she might as well get used to the way you feel since you're hands are going to be all over her very soon

Run to the guards pretending to be a couple running from the monster killing everybody

Tell them they're "so brave and admirable for the service they provide protecting the innocent, & how amazing it is they arn't afraid to be beaten to an inch of their lives & eaten for what they know is right
kiss chaililue & telling her we dont need to worry anymore, they'll protect us"
smile & put your hand on their shoulder..."thankyou"
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"Chaililue..."

"Wh-"

You slap her ass, and grope slightly.

"Your going to have to hold my hand. People will likely question us less if I'm with you."

She nods... And holds your had. You rush to one of the guards, who stops you.

"What are you doing here?"

"There's a monster killing everyone! But good job holding the front you guys! I can't believe you guys aren't afraid to be beaten to an inch of your lives or even eaten!"

You le-
SHE leans into kiss you.

"Don't worry, the guards will protect us from the beast... Let us past, please."

The guards nod, and you see them pat you on the back and give you a hands up.

"Nice catch." One says.

"Man, your lucky... Getting the high priestess? Man, you must of killed a dragon for that!" One guard says.

"...I wish I wasn't a virgin..." Mutters another.

You even get offered some brew to calm your nerves from the monster killing everyone on the other side.

You gotta hand it to them, they were kinda bro tier. And kinda pathetic, but still. Nice of them.

"So, mind if I ask why you kissed me?"

"Because it would be weird if you kissed me? Besides, it's weird enough that your leading the handholding."

Ah. Classic feminism.

Actions

>Come on, let's take care of them.
>Let's at least spare the virgin. We need ONE survivor.
>They were cool. Let's just move on.
>...Can I take slaves? Just saying.
>Can I take slaves? I need some more presents for my mom.
>Kiss her?
>Let go of her hand?
>You'll get used to it. Trust me.
>Shapeshift
>Write-In
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>>941418
>You'll get used to it. Trust me.
>Come on, let's take care of them.
>Shapeshift
I kind of want Enhanced or dragon blooded for katana shenanigans
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>>941418
>Come on, let's take care of them.
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>>941418
>Can I take slaves? I need some more presents for my mom.
>Let's at least spare the virgin. We need ONE survivor.

1 lucky virgin gets to stay alive AND the opportunity to try for crushed by dragon thighs if he plays his cards right....repayment for broness
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"You'll get used to it... Now, let's take care of them... Hey, would you mind if I took slaves at all?"

"...I suppose. But kill a few once in a while, ok? I'll teleport the slaves out."

"Nice. I need a few for my mom."

The priestess daws.

"That's actually surprisingly... Well, sweet. Getting your mother slaves."

"Yep..."

You shift to your Enhanced form, and draw your katana, and sneak up behind one of the guards relaxing and watching the door.

Actions

>Knock him out? You'll enslave him.
>Scare him.
>Shapeshift to a stronger and more effective form.
>Say hi?
>Stealth kill with your katana!
>Write-In
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>>941469
*dawws
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>>941469
>Knock him out? You'll enslave him.
Then say something in Japanese
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>>941477
I don't think Ren ever learned Japanese or met a Japanese person (Jasmine doesn't count)
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>>941483
He reads manga.
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>>941488
That isn't learning Japanese anon.
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You decide to knock him out...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can knock out a few of the guards.
+2 if you can say some weeb shit.

Also anons, what's your opinion of Chalilue?
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941498
>A calm heart, A silent blade, A swift victory.

She's a good one night stand.
Wonder if a bastard child will come of it.
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941498
I just want free shit from her. Maybe in the future we can influence and romance her further to gain a foothold in the Drow world, however that works. I have similar plans for Rosa.
>>
Allowing samefagging.
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>>941498
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>941512
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>941498
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16+8=24

Good Success!

You say some generic web shit as you knock out a few of the guards... They fall unconscious, and you move along...

You finally get to a pair of metal doors.

"Right, so my rival lives inside..."

"I see."

"Anyhow, this should be simple enough. She's sick, kill her. I don't care how."

You nod your head, and go inside...

You see that it's rather dark, and you hear coughing from up above. You walk up the stairs slowly, until you enter into a bedroom...

You see a very, very sick female drow laying on the bed. She seems unable to really... Well, recognize what's happening.

Actions

>Kill her?
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
>...You should at least talk to her. Cast necrotic healing on her.
>...Leave. You don't like this.
>Write-In
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>>941544
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
QM plz.
My morals died a long time ago.
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>>941544
>You want her power for yourself. Eat her.
I feel like QM is trying to make us question our morals since Ren is trying to be chivalrous. If that is the case then I say this is justified since we made a promise to do this for another woman.
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>>941544
>...You should at least talk to her. Cast necrotic healing on her.

if nothing else, i dont want to catch anything weird by eating & rolling a nat 1
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>>941568
Oh shit changing my vote to this.
We don't know what the illness is.
Turn into a half dragon.
Cure her then eat her immediately afterwards
>>
Roll me a 1d20-3 to heal her.
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Rolled 20 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941581
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Rolled 16 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>941581
No sick food.
Only healthy products
>>
Critical Success!

You heal her... Her signs of illness begin to fade.

Her coughing stops also.

"Wow... Who ar-"

Your mouth is wide open, and she seems terrified.

"Wait! Don't! I'm not her!"

It's your choice if to bite down and eat her... Or let her talk.

Actions

>Let her talk!
>...Continue to hover over her. And let her talk.
>Sorry. I just want your power. Also because you taste delicious.
>Bite down and swallow!
>Write-In
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>>941591
>...Continue to hover over her. And let her talk.
>Please tell me why I shouldn't.
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>>941591
>Bite down and swallow!

That sounds like a cheesy response. Commence with the nomming.
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You hover over her, careful to not bite down.

"Please, tell me why I shouldn't."

You hover you mouth near her hair... It melts slightly, a grim reminder that a mere bite would dissolve her in seconds.

"M-my sister put you up to this, didn't she?"

"Your sister?"

"Yes! I'm Caharalua! My sister poisoned me, and couldn't finish the job, so she sent you after me, didn't she? Listen, let me talk! I can tell you the truth of why she wants to kill me!"

Actions

>Nom. This isn't interesting
>...So? I just want a orb and to get laid.
>...She hired me to kill her own sister?
>...You know, there is a few ways you could pay me...
>...You know, maybe I'll let you live if you let me tumble you.
>Write-In
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>>941631
>So? I just want the orb, maybe get laid, and to get better magically.
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>>941631
>Nom. This isn't interesting
Considering the nature of Drow I think we should just eat both of them and then orb.
>>
"So? I just want the orb? Maybe to get laid, and to get better magically."

"Listen, she'll poison you like she poisoned me... And how would eating me help you get better magically?"

You move even closer to her face. Her skin dangerously close to being nommed.

"Mages taste good... Enough said."

"S-she's not an actual cleric, alright? She's a sorceress!"

"Really?"

"Believe me, it's true!"

Hey, wh- Why are we about to eat a woman?

It seems Solaire has come back.

"Have any more to say?"

"Just, please... She's using you! You have to see that!"

Actions

>Eat her. She'd taste delicious.
>Don't worry, your sister will join you soon.
>Fine. I'll just kill you.
>...Deal with Solaire?
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?
>Write-In
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>>941660
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?
We can probably kill her if she gives us the location of the loot.
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>>941660
>Will you give me anything if I let you live?

>>941664
But what if she's a mage or sorceress who can give us magic. If we kill her then the magic potential would all be lost.
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>>941669
By kill I mean nom.
As Nomming her will kill her.
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"Will you give me anything if I let you live?"

"I-I... I don't have anything. My sister took it all."

"Why?"

"...I don't have anything. I'm sorry... Just please, don't kill me... Wait... I-I have two things!"

"What?"

"They're scrolls... Powerful scrolls, one can summon lightning to strike from the sky for a period of time, and another one can summon a meteor shower!"

Why the fuck are we threatening a woman?

It's a drow.

Why the fuck would we eat her? She's a woman for God's sake.

I don't really like it... But I mean, we get stronger at magic...

Actions

>Tell me where it is right now, or I will gobble you up...
>Eat her!
>...She probably has more. Eat a small part of her. She'll talk
>...Let her go. Your a dragonknight, for God's sake. You wouldn't do this to Liz or Frankizka...
>Let her live!
>Argue with Solaire!
>Write-In
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>>941688
>Tell me where it is and I'll let you live.
>Oh and are you a mage? Don't lie or I'm definitely killing you. If you're honest regardless of your answer your odds of survival go up.
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>>941697
This
>>
"Tell me where it is, and I'll let you live, ok? And are you a mage? Don't lie, or I will kill you. If your honest, your odds of survival go up."

"I-I'm an apprentice. I'm the daughter of the captain of the Guard..."

Your wisdom tells you she's telling the truth. She's terrified...

"Where are the scrolls?"

"T-they're in the upper shelf, top left cabinet."

You check, and see two scrolls. You cannot read the language of them, even with your draconic brain. But even though you can't read it, you feel like you can just say the words aloud...

Actions

>...Fine then. You'll live.
>...I'm not betraying your sister.
>Eh. Hopefully apprentice tastes just as good as mage... Eat her.
>So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?
>I'm talking to your sister.
>Sounds like she'd be delicious...
>Sounds like the two of you and that orb would be great for my diet.
>Write-in
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>>941717
>So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?

I'm wondering if theirs a cap on required magic power to gain a spell.

Some casual that only knows magic missile and light shouldn't increase our magic power.
>>
>>941717
>So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?
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"So your saying your sister knows a lot of magic, hm?"

"Yeah... She's great. She was my tutor. She could even cast fireballs and make people bigger! That sort of thing. Even heal!"

"I see..."

Actions

>Spare her!
>Eat her!
>Eat her and her sister!
>Betray her sister and help her!
>Write-In
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>>941731
>Write-In
Check in with our headmates on their opinion.
Kill her or betray her sister and help her.

Or kill them both.

As we have to listen to them all the time and deal with them constantly their opinion actually means something
>>
What should we do guys?

...I say we eat both of them. More magic means we can help people who aren't going to betray us.

I say we spare both of them... They're sisters who can't get along. And besides, maybe we can get both of them into bed.

Son, I like this idea... But I think we should stay out of it. It's a family thing. Also, we did say we'd eat this woman... Even if it's a little cruel to do so. We had an agreement. But I definitely like the idea of tumbling both of them.

Actions

>I say we spare her.
>I say we eat her.
>I say we eat both of them.
>I like that plan. We tumble BOTH of them...
>Let's betray her sister though, and help her...
>Write-In
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>>941745
>I say we eat both of them.
This way we're being fair.
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>>941745
>Let's betray her sister though, and help her...
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>>941745
>Guys they're drow and almost certainly one is going to try to kill the other.

So OP how edgy would it be to eat both of them?
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>>941745
>I like that plan. We tumble BOTH of them.
See if we can get any influence or anything or worth from getting friendly, if not THEN we eat them
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>>941748
>>941747
If I have to support one of these I'll go with blacker.
If only because I feel magnanimous considering she gave us a meteor shower scroll.

I like it.
It sounds cool.
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>>941755
If we do eat both of them then we are preventing a family feud between the two of them. Also there is more magical power to be gained from this.
>>
Going to wait twenty minutes for anons to decide. Allowing arguing.

>>941750
Edgy.
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>>941760
>It's Edgy with a capital E
I'll support blacker.
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>>941760
Even if it's done with non-edgy intent? I want to eat both of them in order to be fair and given the fact that they're both Drow who will probably back stab each other, or do something edgy themselves in the future like whip children.
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>>941764
Eh. It's betraying one, and eating someone defenseless.
Both are edgy, but combining both to me is Edgy.
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>>941766
Why don't we just spare the sister, lie to the priestess, manipulate & get what we need from both, try to get drow influence, & THEN IF at any point it's too much, cba, or not worth, we can always eat them later
I say we pretend like we killed but spare
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>>941766
OP you've trapped us in edgelock.
Killing one is edgy.
Killing both is super edgy.
The only way out is to not kill either.
>>
You decide to betray her sister, and help her.

This starts lots of arguing inside your head.

So we're just going to eat a woman we've hitted on, have plans to tumble... And generally have gotten along with? Can't we just say to the both of them to get over their little feud?

I don't like betraying someone who's ass we've slapped... That has to mean something, damn it.

Actions

>We'll eat her sister, Chaililue.
>We'll tell both of them to suck it up and get along...
>We lie to her sister and spare her...
>Write-In
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>>941776
I thought your morals died a long time ago.
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>>941777
>Solaire they're drow. I'm almost certain they'll try to kill each other.
>We can try to get them to get along but when that fails.
>>941779
I hate being edgy too.
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>>941777
Fuck it, eat her, chaililue is more powerful & manipulative so a better ally to tumble anyway
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>>941782
But we were just about to eat her until other anon said we should heal her which eventually lead to this personal quandary.

>>941777
>We'll tell both of them to suck it up and get along...
sigh... fucking Drow politics
>>
"...Listen, fine. I'll spare, you, ok?"

She gives you a massive hug as thanks.

"Thank you, thank you so much..."

Actions

>...Kiss her? Fuck it.
>...Eat her.
>Respect my personal space, please.
>I'm not doing it for you...
>Well, I'm taking you outside, and the two of you better fucking get along.
>...Lust pheromones, go!
>Write-In
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>>941789
I was was fine with healing her because my murderhobo senses kicked in and realized we could probably get loot from her.
>>941793
>Well, I'm taking you outside, and the two of you better fucking get along.
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>>941793
>Well, I'm taking you outside, and the two of you better fucking get along.
Don't forget about the orb. We should go and eat that.
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>>941793
>...Lust pheromones, go!
>...Kiss her? Fuck it.
after tumbling, find out what you can about the whole situatio n so we know what the other sister is up to

....then maybe eat her depending on answer
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"Well, I'm taking you outside. The two of you better fucking get along though."

"I'll try..."

Something occurs in your head...

Maybe a quick tumble with her... And a kiss... You could in theory learn more...

Actions

>Keep your mind in the game and take her outside!
>Tell her to wait here while you go outside to talk to her sister?
>Oh yeah. A quick tumble might do nicely...
>...Best way to get two sisters get along? Tumbling together to please you. Fuck yeah.
>Write-In
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>>941807
>...Best way to get two sisters get along? Tumbling together to please you. Fuck yeah.
This will go perfectly well and is an absolutely flawless plan.
>>
>>941807
>Keep your mind in the game and take her outside!
>>
You take her outside...
You open the door to see Chaililue look at you, happy... Then quickly turn angry.

"Why isn't she dead?"

"Coming from the bitch who wanted to kill me..."

You decide to use lust pheromones.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if your lust pheromones take effect.
+3 if you can make lewd suggestions.
+2 if you can get them to realize their similarities.
+1 if you can foreshadow at the possibility of both of them being eaten if they're assholes to each other.
+1 if you can think about both of their positive traits.
>>
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>941818
>Come on why don't we all relax and connect. At least both of you can connect with me.
>Both of you are sisters, drow, and use magic you guys are like twins. And if you both keep arguing only one person is going to leave on the end


One gives us nice things like magic scrolls.
The other is a powerful sorceress.
So some okay traits
>>
Allowing samefagigng for more lewd comments and foreshadowing.
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>941827
>That person shall be me. And while I'm hungry now I won't be after I exit.
>>
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>941827
>So just let me explore and get to understand your insides so you don't have to go inside mines.


I hate drow families
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>>941818
you're both drow, both hot, and i'm going to make both of you into an incest sandwich around my dick, As much as I like eating people out, don't push it, you're both beautiful & I don't want to do something you'll regret

Now get on your knees
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>941840
forgot to roll, tired
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>>941840
>Incest Sandwich
Thanks for the mental imagery
Exactly what I needed in my day.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>941818
I'm back and what is this.
>>
>>941858
a perfect roll to solve a sticky situation, about to get stickier
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>>941858
We're having a threesome with a pair of drow sisters.
And you proved the quoth curse still lives on
>>
Critical Success!

The pheromones release themselves...

"Come on. Let's all relax and connect, at least both of you can with me. Both of you are sisters, drow, and use magic. Your like twins. And if you both keep arguing only one person is going to leave, and that person will be me. And while I'm hungry now, I won't be after I exit... So let me just explore and get to understand your insides so you don' have to go inside mine..."

It seems Chaililue is unaffected, but her sister is... And hugs you tightly...

"So, using your perfume of lust again?"

"Yep."

"So, you want a tumble? You didn't even kill my sister."

"Come on..."

"The agreement was you kill my sister, I show you where that orb is..."

"I'm fully aware of the agreement."

"Well, why exactly should I get along with my sister anyways?"

"Well, why shouldn't you? Both of you are hot as fuck."

"She stole my scrolls, then stole my cat."

"That seems hardly death worthy."

"My scrolls are worth fortunes!"

"Both of you are practically twins..."

"We are!" Both of them say at once.

"Oh."

"My sister simply can't help but take the things I own!"

"Hey, come on... You said I could use them..."

"You blew up mom's harem! She's pissed at you, your lucky that I'm not having you tortured and killed!"

"You were always the traditionalist..."

"Hey, you went to the surface because you said that "drow society is too post modern", whatever that means!"

"I thought it would be cool! Besides, I brought you back tons of ingredients... Remember what you made for dad's birthday?"

"That potion?"

"Yeah... Come on, you used my ingredients. And it was cool."

"...It was great flavoring for dad's food, actually."

"Yeah, he can cook a mean Beual-tala..."

The two of them seem to be getting along...

You also see that Caharalua is the less "traditionalist" one and more progressive, with her sister being the traditionalist.

"...Well... I mean, it was good flavoring. The beans were a little dry."

"That's dad for you, you know."

The two of them awkwardly stand around for a bit.

"...I'm sorry about trying to kill you over something as stupid as scrolls... And killing mom's harem. She can always get another one. And I'll just tell her that Lolth blessed you or something."

"Really? Wow... Thanks! Oh, and he has the remaining scrolls."

"...Him? Oh, him."

Chaililue looks at you.

"...You know what? You can keep those scrolls. I can always make more."

"Thanks?"

Before you know it, the two of them hug.

"I'm sorry about poisoning you and sending a dragon to kill you."

"I'm sorry for being a rebel and stealing your cat and scrolls."

"...Where is my cat anyways?"

"She's sleeping upstairs."

"Oh, great..."

They're very distracted, and Caharalua starts talking about cats, and the other dawws adorably.

(Continued!)
>>
HAHAHHA! I MADE THE DICE ROLL NOT BECOME FETISH BULLSHIT!

You curse Quoth silently. Lesbians are hot.

The twins are completely distracted from you...

Actions

>Lust pheromones, go!
>Cough a little bit?
>Just let them... Talk, you guess.
>Dogs are way better, in my opinion.
>Smile. Even Drow families get along. Sometimes.
>Go up to them, and begin the flirting overload!
>Write-In
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>>941883
Gotta love how a bunch of redshirts got fucked up over dumb family feuds.
>>941893
Quoth plz.
>Lust pheromones, go!
>Go up to them, and begin the flirting overload!
Just to spite you quoth.
>>
>>941893
>Lust pheromones, go!
>Go up to them, and begin the flirting overload!

do the tumble, gain drow allies, chaililue seems more intelligent of the 2, maybe we can use them both?
>>
You trigger you lust pheromones and go up to them just to flirt with them.

They seem happy and pay attention to you.

"Thanks for getting my sister to see reason." Both of them say.
They then both laugh with each other. Man, they must get along well. When they're not killing each other.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can get them to stop doing "make up sibling time" and go to "succ time"

Additional +3 if you can remind them that your the one who got both of them to get along.
+2 if you can still hint that getting nommed is a possible option.
+3 if you can compliment and flirt with both of them.
+1 if you question why all those redshirts had to die today
>>
Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>941923
>I had no problem being the one to help you both get along, your both cute and it'd be a shame for either of you to go. So one question. Why did all the expandables have to go?
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>>941928
>>941923
Quoth curse never dies!
Smut for the Dice Gods!
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>>941928
>>941923
why don't you both get on your knees, and help chaililue open wide, try to help her get as wide as I was before, she'll need it
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Critical Success!

Quoth is unable to speak. He's just stunned.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!

Quoth deafens himself, and you return to reality.

"Hey, babes... I had no problem getting the two of you to get along, your both cute and it would be a shame for either one of you to go. So just one question... Why did all the expandables go?"

The shrug their shoulders.

"...You know, I think I do owe you something... What's your name anyways?"

"Renexizious."

"Well, Renexizious... Since you got my sister and me back together... I think we can do some tumbling."

"...How about a lot? He seems like a strong guy."

"...Sis, come on..."

"Can I join in? Come on. He got both of us to make up..."

"Well..."

"Sure! Gladly!"

"Great..."

"Now... Come on. I think this place will be a great place to tumble at..."

You put your arm around the two sisters...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for tumbling.

+3 if you can go to a very muscular and powerful form.
+2 for being kinky.
+2 for complimenting them.
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Rolled 16 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>941949
Dragotaur form in all it's muscle glory

>Two cute drow women with nice curves. I am a lucky dragon indeed.

We can use Adolf on one and our tail on the other.
And switch tools between the two when necessary
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>>941952
It was supposed to be a 15 not a 13 but whatever.

Quoth can get bent anyways
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16+13=29

Good Success!

You go to your dragotaur form... And bend them over...

After some hard-core tumbling, Lily (What your calling Chalilue), and Lula (What your calling Caharalua), are fucking exhausted. Both their privates and buttocks are red from pain... You suspected you broke Lula's leg, and broke Lily's jaw from her not being able to open wide enough...
Your tail also needs some water. Just so it's clean. Just saying.

You rest your large head on their small, but cute breasts, and they cuddle up to you... In heavy pain, but in great ecstasy.

Lily heals her and her sister up...

"Wow... I've... I've never..."

She seems a little sick. Probably from all the "liquid" she ingested earlier from Adolf.

Either way, she cuddles up to you, smiling... Along with Lula...

"You are one tough reptile..." Lily says to you...

"This was fun, Lily..." Lula says.

"Yeah..."

Actions

>...Just let them cuddle up to you.
>...You know, I still feel like getting some more tumbling in... Are the two of you up for it?
>I love both of you... Just saying.
>Now that that's over... Eat them!
>Hey, guess I won't have to eat the two of you. Good.
>I'm sorry for hurting you both so much with my love...
>...Wait for them to pass out and sneak out. You are not staying with drow longer then needed.
>...You drow are kinky motherfuckers.
>Write-In
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>>941966
>I'm sorry for hurting you both so much with my love...
>...You drow are kinky motherfuckers.
>...Just let them cuddle up to you.
We should probably also ask for said blue orbs.
We wanted them for a reason
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"Sorry for hurting the two of you so much with my love... But you drow are kinky motherfuckers..."

You let them cuddle up to you... And you fall asleep...

You wake up the next day surrounded by two naked drow making food and seemingly having fun together...

Huh.
Where are you?

You see your on a bed... And Lily and Lula are making you breakfast.
A big one.

Man, they sure do know how to treat a dragon.

You eat a nice healthy breakfast of food you've never seen before, such as Bluaberry Balamagas, which reminds you of tacos, but with blue berries which taste like... Well, rasberries, and a nice helping of Alama, which seems to be fine elven wine.

You let them cuddle up to you for a bit, and smack their asses and grope for a bit before letting them continue on.
You try to stand up, but see your horns hit the wall, so your shift to your drow form, and see Lily and Lula getting dressed in a private room.

You knock on the door.

"Chalilue? Where's the orbs?"

"...Well... They're in the back. You know, under the bed. It was meant to be a present for getting the two of us back together!" She yells through the door...

You hear the two of them talking in there...
Now, what about...

>...Overhear?
>Peek just a little...
>Go get those orbs.
>Oh shit! You said you'd be home to your mom's for dinner! She must be worried sick!
>Write-in
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>>941982
>...Overhear?
>>
You decide to overhear.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can overhear.

So, anons still want to eat Lily and Lula in case they're not useful?
>>
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>941994
What do you think I am?
Edgy?
They aren't trying to kill each other or dragging us into the fight so I'm down with this.
It's comfy.
>>
16+3=19

Good Success!

You decide to listen in.

"So, what would I look good in?"

"I mean, anything? I don't know, Caharalua..."

"Oh, it's fine, don't worry sis."

"I know."

"...You know what would be adorable, Chalilue?"

"What?"

"Imagine Renexizious in a purple slave collar. But with hearts... That'd be adorable."

"And little spikes?"

"Aww... And a tiny collar? That'd be cute."

"Yeah... Aw, he'd be cute... He'd probably not like it though."

"Come on, his face would be so cute..."

"Why are you even thinking about slave collars? We're not making him into a slave. I don't even think I could enslave a dragon."

"Could you, sis?"

"Well, maybe. It would require plenty of preparation, and favorable conditions... Then a mental link..."

"Just curious... Anyways, what are we doing today?"

"I was going to hold prayers in the temple..."

"Really?"

"Yeah... You?"

"Oooh, you know, I might stop by Driz La' Paseta and get some lunch, then maybe come home."

"Yeah... You know, your the best sister, right?"

"I know, I'm pretty cool. So are you."

"...I was being sarcastic."

"Same."

There's a brief silence.

"...Well, I wasn't actually being sarcastic. You really are the best sister I could have."

"Twins, actually."

"Totally... How's the neophyte's doing anyways?"

"Decent enough, I guess. Could be better..."

They settle into small talk, and you sit down on the bed in your half-dragon form.

So uh... What's the plan? Are we staying for a while?

Actions

>It's comfy here...
>Maybe we can get them to take care of us for a day.
>We should probably get a move on...
>Let's eat that orb, first of all..
>Maybe we can get them to come with us back to mom's place. She likes drow.
>Let's give them one good tumble and leave, ok?
>You thinking what I'm thinking? Concubine status maybe?
>...Write-In
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>>942019
>Let's eat that orb, first of all..
And we should at least do a quick check in with our mother.
She's probably worried
>>
You grab that orb from under your bed, and swallow it...
You glow with magical energies, and feel much stronger...

Tasty too!

gonna do the upgrade tommorow when more anons are on, not right now.

You also decide to say hi to your mom...

So we're just leaving Lily and Lula behind?

Actions

>Yeah...
>We'll be back, totally.
>They're cute... We should bring them with us.
>We're just leaving for a minute or two. So mom doesn't burn down a country.
>You know... Maybe we should stop and say hi to our bastard child, Cortez?
>Write-In
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>>942027
>We're just leaving for a minute or two. So mom doesn't burn down a country.
And later we can show her Cortez
>>
Just for a minute or two. Then back to being with comfy Drow.

Yeah...

You decide to leave, and open the door to exit...

"Renexizious? Where are you going?"

You see Lula behind you...

"Oh, hey... I gotta go say hi to my mom. Sorry."

Lula seems slightly disappointed.

"Well... Me and my sister will miss you. I'll see you later tonight, ok? Or else I'll put spikes on your bed. And only on your side."
Luckily, she sounds like she's joking.

Actions

>Give her a kiss?
>Get your sister out here. I want to kiss both of you goodbye...
>...Make out and grope her for a minute...
>I'll miss you too, ok?
>I'll be back in a while...
>...Just saying, no slave collars. Please?
>Can you set up lunch for me?
>...Time to bring out the big guns. See if you can summon Blondi in this dimension.
>We aren't married or anything...
>Write-In
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>>942036
>Give her a kiss?
>Get your sister out here. I want to kiss both of you goodbye...
The alarms in my head are blaring.
I wonder why
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>>942039
"Come on, get your sister out here. I want to kiss both of you goodbye."

Her sister comes out...

"I can hear you know."

They kiss you, rather then you kissing them. Weird.

"Anyways, we'll see you later, ok? We have work to do..."

"Alright."

"Yeah... Anyways, if you get home early there's a list of chores you need to work on, ok?"

"...I'll take a look?"

"Thanks... Anyways, see you. If your home late I'll get the slaves to do it."

You begin to leave and shift to your drow form.

You know... In a sense... I think we're their wife.

Erh, what?

Remember, women in this society lead and rules... I'm not surprised they're putting house work on us...

Actions

>Don't worry. We'll come home late.
>We can do it. We're men.
>We'll get them to do it, Somehow.
>...Man, I thought they'd be bitches... But they're actually surprisingly nice.
>...Let's go to see mom!
>Write-In
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>>942045
>Don't worry. We'll come home late.
>...Let's go to see mom!
>>
We'll just get home late. Let's go see mom!

Roll me a 1d20-4 to see if your mom is calm.
+3 if as Karestina you can calm down by thinking what Ren could be doing and an explanation why he hasn't come for dinner.
+2 if as Karestina you can try to think calming thoughts.
>>
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>942050
He's obviously off getting damsels and making more grandchildren.
Obviously he has been busy with said damsels making said grandchildren.
To keep calm just think about Ren in kobold form.
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Allowing samefagging if anons can think of ways to reduce Karestina's panic levels.
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>942053
Start cooking an unreasonable amount of cookies and other pastries in preparation for when Ren definitely gets back
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>942053
Normal pastries obviously aren't enough.
Probably should cook some slaves into a cake.
A big cake.
A massive one.
With butter.
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You finally arrive at your mom's lair, and stomp inside...

You see a lot of scared as fuck slaves run around, and you eventually get to the center of the lair in your dragon form... And see a huge cake, full of slaves stuck in frosting, which is covered in melted butter.

And it's cold... Like it was made hours ago...

There's platters upon platters of cookies, cupcakes, cakes, bread, cinnamon sticks, and other delicious goodies. Your mom must of been worried about you.

You burn the 40 ft cake and eat it, and the slaves. Tasty.
You then gorge on the pastries.

After releasing a huge burp from eating your mom's pastries... You realize she isn't exactly here. She's probably out looking for you...
Or just getting more baking ingredients to calm her nerves.

You do see that there's a new section of the lair... It seems to be a personal room dedicated to you. Huh.

Actions

>Go and find your mom!
>Ask your dad where your mom is?
>Go see your personal room?
>Write-In
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>>942060
>Go and find your mom!
Just listen for the sounds of destruction, death, and suffering
>>
You decide to go find your mom.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to find your mom.
+2 if you can worry about the shenanigans your mom is involved in, or worry about her.
+1 if you can worry more about her (delicious) slaves and how many she's hauling back this time.
Also, a final +2 if you can think of how to track down your mom.

Autosuccess if everything is fufilled.
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>942071
>I hope mom is okay. Hope she doesn't run into anyone capable of actually hurting her. I'll have to kill them
>Man those slaves. I hope they're alright. Don't want the delicious slaves to get hurt. Unless it's for cake. I hope that's why mom is gone. Get more slaves for cake.

We can track her down by flying a decent distance into the sky and looking for a large quantity of destruction, fleeing citizens, and a dragon.

Probably targeting a relatively near by area as she's probably impatient.
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>942071
>>
Bump
>>
15+11=26

Good Success!

You follow the sounds of destruction...

You see your mom eventually, flying over a few burned husk villages with slaves on her back.
She seems to be quite worried, and checking nearly every crevice, except for above...

"Ren! Your cake is getting cold! I baked nearly a hundred slaves into it! Where are you?"

You swoop down, right next to her.

"Hi mo-"

She seems surprised, and nuzzles you.

"Where were you! You had me so worried! I ran out of pastries to cook you for dinner, your cake is cold..."

"That's minor..."

"Well, don't stay out too late again, ok? I was worried sick."

"Oh."

She gives you a HUGE kiss.

"So, what were you doing anyways?"

"Does it matter mom?"

"I want to know what my little boy was doing... I was worried sick."

"Well... I was seducing and getting more grandchildren for you."

She smiles brightly.

"That's great Renexizious! Now... Who are these two women?"

"Oh, they're sisters. Drow."

"You tumbled DROW? That's great! I always loved the Drow."

"...Really?"

"...Well, they know how to treat their women. Also, plenty of slaves, and they sell poisons at a low price. Compared to humans, they're great! One of the few races I don't enslave and actually like."

Actions

>...Well, I don't like them too much...
>Come on mom. Men and women are equal
>...I kinda don't like being enslaved in their society mom...
>They have a huge spider fetish. I kinda don't like that.
>Well, I like the Drow who are rebels, personally...
>What other races do you like mom?
>Let's move on mom...
>Well... Can they stay at your palace for a while?
>I might be spending some time with them, just saying.
>Why don't we spend time together mom?
>Write-In
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>>942450
>Personally I don't care for the treatment of men in their society.
>What other races do you like mom?
>Hey Mom why don't we explore? I was trying to find some races like fae, giants, maybe Harpy's too. Humanoids basically
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"Personally, I don't care for the treatment of men in their society..."

"Well, they know their place... That's all I'm saying here."

You sigh.

"Mom..."

"Oh, come on... Let's not talk about this."

"Fine. What other races do you like mom?"

She ponders over this...

"Well, kobolds... They make good lair guardians, then there's the hobgoblins... Which also make good lair guardians, really too disciplined though... Not many, honestly."

"Yeah... Oh, hey, I got you something."

You show your mom the five Drow guards you enslaved.

"Just saying, one of them is a virgin."

"They'd make good concubines... I doubt they'd last too long though. I'll make sure to be less harsh on them since they're yours though."

"Well, at least they won't die virgins."

She takes the drow guards off of you.

"So... Mom? Why don't we explore? I was trying to find some more races like fae, giants, maybe harpies too..."

She sighs.

"I have work sweetie. I have to sell some slaves to a sultan, then I have to go and talk to the Hobgoblin Daimyo and get him to sell me a few slaves a lower cost... I'm kinda busy, Ren."

"Oh."

"You know, if you want to help, I need you to go into the city for a while..."

"Really?"

"No raiding though... I need you to deliver some things to the mage's guild, and take care of a few people for me."

"A few people?"

"Well, my vassal has a few pesky bandits who are stealing from him, and he want's them gone... I also need you to take care of a rather pesky mage... Only problem is that I accidentally attracted the Vulkaris to these parts, so I'm planning to do a lot less of travel in dragon form. You should too, honestly."

"Aw..."

"Don't worry, if you do this, my vassal will send them off on a goose chase... Can you do it for me, Ren?"

Actions

>I can, don't worry.
>Why can't I just step on the bandits?
>...I'll make sure to have a few more conquests. Of the tumbling matter.
>Who's your vassal here anyways?
>I'm kinda busy too, sorry...
>Can I visit the Hobgoblin Daimyo? I can get more slaves, mom. I am bigger then you, you know...
>Pesky mage, mom?
>Write-In
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>>942463
>I can, don't worry.
>Pesky mage, mom?
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

"I can mom... But a pesky mage?"

"Well, my vassal's court mage is growing suspicious, and I need him out of the way. It doesn't matter how he dies, ok?"

"Got it. I'll get it done, mom."

She pats you on the head.

"Thanks sweetie. Set down over there, and go to the city. Love you!"

She gives you a kiss, and flies back home...
You set down, shapeshift to a human form, and go to the city...
Ignore my rolling.
>>
On the way to the city, you run into a heavily armored figure, in red and white plate armor, riding towards you.
Solaire seems excited to see an actual knight, and the knight stops infront of you.

"Sir or madam! Have there been any signs of vile draconic activity within these parts?"

"Erh..."

"The vile beast haunting these lands? The monster who's enslaved hundreds of innocent villages, put thousands of soldiers to rest within her gullet, and who's tumbled many a knight who has yet to return?"

"...How do you know about the tumble part?"

"Because, I, Sir Gullivar, was the only man brave and lucky enough to escape from the vile deviltress! Now, peasant, have you seen any flying reptiles?"

"Erh..."

You see a few jogging adventurers coming up form behind, also wearing red and white armor.

"Wait up! Why the fuck were you the only one to buy a mount!" Yells one of them.

"Pardons, sincerly. My companions do not know how to ride a horse... And my horse is excited to see other people."

The horse nuzzles your face, and you must admit, it was kind of cute. It seems to like you, and it turns around.

"By Pelor, why the fuck did you go faster then us?"

You see a small party of three adventurers. One attratctive female mage, a rather shifty looking kobold, and a large... Man. In heavy armor. He seems to be larger then the rest, with a large sword to boot.

"M'lady... I saw this peasant, and I was certain he knew something! I have a thing for this! Specifically, a ring of Plot Device Finding!"

"So he knows something?"

"MY RING WOULD NEVER LIE! Now, plot device peasant... Do you know the location of a giant reptile worth plenty of experience and money?"

The female mage sighs.

"Come on, he doesn't know anything. Besides, he seems like a nice guy."

"I didn't say that he was a bad guy who'd be worth experience! I simply think that he knows something essential to the plot!"

"Eeeh... Come on. I barely follow it."

"I HAVE A NOTEBOOK FOR THIS! We were foretold to find a strange peasant walking on a road!"

"...You paid half of your treasure from the last raid on a gypsy who told you this? We find peasants on the road all the time?"

"...Well, to be fair, I did tell him his fortune." Says the halfling rogue.

"That was you? Damn..." The knight looks embarrassed.

Actions

>Erh... No. Sorry.
>I'm her son, damn it!
>Hey, don't insult my mom. She's not evil. Just misunderstood!
>...You escaped from my mom, and now your trying to kill her? Didn't she tumble you? That's a little... Evil of you to kill someone you've tumbled.
>Solaire, don't get your knight thing in here...
>I'm actually a knight, believe it or not.
>...I'd tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
>Sorry, don't know anything.
>Sure. Your funeral. She lives in the mountains...
>Come on, she's not that bad.
>She does helpful things for the kingdom's economy!
>...Hit on the mage?
>Shapeshift?
>Just uh, sneak away.
>Write-In
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>>942475
I accidentally put halfling rogue. I meant kobold rogue.
RIP
>>
>>942475
>...You escaped from my mom, and now your trying to kill her? Didn't she tumble you? That's a little... Evil of you to kill someone you've tumbled.
>Solaire, don't get your knight thing in here...

Knight or no those who'd harm best mom are to be converted or purged.
>>
>>942475
>Solaire, don't get your knight thing in here...
>Hey, don't insult my mom. She's not evil. Just misunderstood!
>>
>>942479
>Shapeshift?

Dragotaur
>>
Yo"So, you escaped from my mom and now your trying to kill her? Didn't she tumble you? That's a little... Evil of you to kill someone you've tumbled, you know. Besides, she's not evil. Just misunderstood."

"Wait... Yo-"

You shapeshift to your dragotaur form. And pound your fist. You look them right in the eye.

"I said, my mom. You just insulted her."

The kobold rogue does the smart thing, and steps behind the large armored man.

You tell Solaire not to get his knight thing in here, and he says it doesn't apply to people who don't like Best Mom.

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see if you can get the knight to think twice.
+3 if you can make your mom to seem like a nice woman to other people, and why she's actually good rather than evil!
+2 if you can scare them.
+1 if you can hit on the mage (and hint at her getting eaten for magic powers)
+1 if you can come off as a gentledragon.
+1 if you can imply they may be racist.
>>
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>942482
>My mother is not evil. Of she was she wouldn't send me to help stop a bandit problem. She'd just ignore it and let people suffer. She cares. And while I'd rather explore, relax, maybe tumble attractive mages, who have a good texture and aroma and are my personal preference for you guess what, I'll happily deal with racists that judge her and dragons and help my mom out.

Check this 20
>>
Critical Failure!

Use barbaric, anons?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>942485
>No.
We'll just kill the dissenters
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>942485
Yes.

Check this 1.
>>
>>942487
*concern over dice rolling increases*

Just gonna wait five more minutes.
>>
>>942485
I'm gonna switch to yes in light of this double critical failure
>>942487
Feeling proud yet.
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>942482
"She is a lovely woman, that cares for her grandchildren and makes me cookies! Hell, she's the reason I am (slightly) less evil and vice versa. I don't know what perverse view of dragons you have that might lead you to doubt her good nature.

However, I am of the belief that you would dare to harm her. Thus I will have to take care of you, sad as that fact is.

Now, since I am a nice man-dragon-thing... I'll give you to the count of three to apologise before we start.

Word of warning mage, I can absorb the power of mages. However I prefer to bed those of the fairer sex and will give you a chance to stand down."


>>942483
The dice gods find pride most sickening. You would be wise not to taunt them lest we see a repeat of this...
>>
>>942487
>>942491
And there would be that repeat I was talking about! Repent, damn you, repent!
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to be barbaric.

+3 if you can be describe what this form could do to them.
+2 if you be "forward" to the mage, and hit on her. (+1 if you can hint towards her being delicious and that if she does fight you, you probably would eat her.)
+2 if you can go on a rant about how awesome your mom is and why she's the best mom, and how they're all fucking jealous pricks.
+1 if you can tell them why enslaving people is good, and why tumbling knights who try to attack her is good as well.
>>
>>942491
We must obviously offer dice god more smut.

Quickly we must grab the mage.
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>942495
>Well I can rip you apart with my bare hands, impale you on my horns, freeze you, crush your skulls, turn you into paste. Really I have alot of options for killing you. Except maybe the mage she's pretty hot and tumbling her would be nice. If we did fight then well....Good thing my mom is an amazing cook.

Dice Gods if you give me good rolls I promise you more smut before the day ends.
With a new woman we haven't tumbled yet.
>>
17+5=22

Success!

"You know, I can fucking rip you apart with my bare hands, impale you on my horns, freeze you, crush your skulls, rip off your arms, and turn you into paste. Really, I have a lot of options for killing you. Except the mage, she's fucking hot and tumbling her would be nice. If we do fight though... Well, my mom is an amazing cook."

The party seems a little discouraged at... Well, running into a dragotaur...

"You don't understand... Thing. I was tumbled and I suspect she bears my child! I must save him from a vile wench such as her!" The knight seems full of conviction, while the others seem a little discouraged...
The mage also seems a little flattered.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to argue why she's good!

+3 if you can continue arguing why she's the best mom and why they're jealous. +1 if you can bring up how she treats you like a child!
+2 if you can be physically attractive towards the mage, and if you can hit on her more! (+1 if you can continue to hint at a delicious demise if she does attack you.)
+1 if you remind them what would happen if they got in a fight with you.
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>Ren's romantic encounters with Drow in a nutshell

>>942512
Did we ever pick what magical abilities we got from that orb.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>942515
Nice roll.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>942512
>You're just jealous she'd probably make a better parent than you. She was definitely a wonderful mother to me. She makes me cookies and read me stories.
>>942515
Dice Gods there will be even higher quantities of smut.
Just guide us please.
(No we did not)
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Critical Failure!

"Your just jealous she'd make a better parent then you. She was a wonderful mother to me. She made me cookies and re-"

"EN GARDE!"

The knight lowers his lance... And with a burst of sudden speed, charges with his lance.

Doesn't he know lances don-"

The lance fucking explodes in your side, a blue explosion, knocking you to the ground and you see the left side of you has severe burns, and a large wound...
It hurts to move your side, and you see a few scales have been destroyed.

HP: -2500, and -1 on all rolls until the wound is healed!

Oh shit, these guys have magical equipment.

"For Pelor, I will smite you!" The knight shouts, and you see his sword glow yellow...
Oh shit, this guy is a paladin.

The kobold seems to be sneaking behind you, the mage seems... Well... She seems to not really be fighting you, but staying back a little (but she is casting a few spells. Just attacking you...)
The armored man also seems to be charging at you, while the knight seems to be preparing to smite at you.

Oh fuck, did knocking down cost you some time...

Who to focus on?

>The Armored Man!
>Focus on the knight!
>Focus on the mage who's casting!
>Focus on the kobold!
>FLEE!
>Try to reason further?
>Shapeshift?
>You are too big to wield your katana!
>Surrender?
>Write-In
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>>942530
>Focus on the knight!
>>
>>942530
>Burrow underground
Time for a tactical retreat
>>
>>942536
I would suggest deploying additional combat assets (smaug and blondi) before reentering combat from a new vector (mage).
>>
>>942544
Blondi will most likely be a puppy due to low levels of Khorne power.

But maybe we can summon our new gun.

Smaug will probably be a help though
>>
>>942547
>Smaug
>Help
>>
>>942549
Cannon fodder tends to be helpful.
So are distractions
>>
You burrow underground, and get a good thirty feet. You collapse everything behind you...

You try to summon Blondi, but you fail to do so since Khorne doesn't exist in this dimension. You also fail to summon Quoth...

You can however, summon Smaug. He is kinda squeezed next to you.

You also cannot summon an axe or gun, due to no khornate presence.

Hey uh.. Do you think that knight actually had a child with our mom?

Really?

Well... I mean, remember Richard? He's a knight.

What do, anons?

>Get Smaug to help you!
>Burrow beneath the mage? (and totally don't peek up her robes
>Burrow beneath the kobold?
>Burrow beneath the knight?
>Emerge?
>Burrow beneath the armored man?
>Write-In
>>
>>942553
>Write-In
Start designing a pit trap to defeat them all using our superior intellect
>>
>>942553
>Burrow beneath the armored man?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Pit trap!
2=Go under the armored man!
>>
You burrow beneath the armored man...

You decide to try and pull him down!

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if you can.
+4 if you can think about what you'll do to him once he's down under (saving you another action to decide what to do with him!
+1 if you can still hit on the mage as you bring her compatriot down. (+1 if you can make a lewd joke dragging her down underground to the mage)
>>
Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>942593
Let's restrain and question him.
I want to see if this really is Richards father.
Around 1-3 years and it's probably him.
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942593
>>
>>942596
(This isn't the knight!)

11+12=23

Good Success

You begin to pull down the armored man, and no one notices!

You drag him down a good fifteen feet, and he kicks you in the face quite a bit, and stabs at you...

HP: -500

Eventually you put him in a neckhold... He seems to be resisting though, and he is... Extremely strong.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can beat this guy.
+3 if you can discourage him or tell him why your mom is better then HIS mom!
+2 if you can think about another way to restrain him more tightly.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>942605
>Using my mom is better then your mom arguments
>Saying we aren't turning Ren into a stupidly immature character
>>
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942605
>Damnit surrender. There's no child to save. There was definitely no infant at my mother's house. You're wasting your time.

They're wasting their time.
>>
14+8=22

Good Success!

"Just surrender damn it, there's no child ot save, no infant at my mom's house, and your wasting your time!"

The man struggles, and you headbutt him, he gets knocked up against the ground.

"Despair! My apprentice will kill you! Mwahahaha!"

You see that Smaug is boasting already...

Goddamn it Smaug.

What do with the armored man?

>Kill him!
>Eat him!
>Use him as a hostage?
>Interrogate him!
>..He's too large to actually be human. Tear off his helmet and see who he is.
>Write-In
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>>942623
>..He's too large to actually be human. Tear off his helmet and see who he is.
>Interrogate him!
>>
>>942623
>..He's too large to actually be human. Tear off his helmet and see who he is.
>Use him as a hostage?
>>
You tear off his helmet... And see a rather brutish and bald face, with tribal tattoos.

You have gained the Goliath form. It is stronger then a human form, but not as strong as a half-dragon form. It also looks human enough to pass as human.

You decide to interrogate him, and use him as a hostage.

"Who are you?"

"Let go of me! I am Vethatiar!"

"Wow, thanks..."

"My friends will rescue me, and slay you, vile beast!"

You sigh.

"Why is everyone always hating on dragons... Well, I think you'll make a great hostage..."

Actions

>Ask him a specific question...
>So, that knight... How does he know he has a child that was borne by my mom?
>I'll kill you unless you talk to me...
>Where did you get the magic equipment?
>Are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris!
>Take him up the surface! You'll force them to talk to you by using this guy as a human shield!
>Write-in
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>>942639
>So, that knight... How does he know he has a child that was borne by my mom?
>Where did you get the magic equipment?
>Are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris!
>Take him up the surface! You'll force them to talk to you by using this guy as a human shield!
>>
>>942639
>I'll kill you unless you talk to me...
>Are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris!
>>
"So, that knight... How does he know he has a child that was borne by my mom?"

"He says that she laid an egg when he left, three years ago. He even said that she told him and... Well, treated him like a prince rather then a slave."

Hm...

"Where did you get the magic equipment?"

"The Draconis Vulkaris gave this stuff to us."

"I see... So, are you members of the Draconis Vulkaris?"

"Me and the kobold aren't, along with the mage. The knight is though."

"I see..."

You decide to take him up to the surface, and you emerge behind the adventuring party, with the goliath in a neckhold.

The mage seems stunned, and the knight hesitates... The kobold however, is not in your sight.

"Let him go, beast!" Yells the knight, who aims his explosive lance at you... Which is glowing yellow.

Ooh, that could hurt like a motherfucker.

Actions

>Hey, come on. I didn't actually hurt any of you, and now you want to kill me just because I'm related to a dragon. That's evil.
>If you try anything, the goliath dies.
>So, I hear you may be the father of my brother...
>Throw the goliath at them?
>...Burrow underground.
>Wink at the mage!
>Write-In
>>
>>942653
>Wink at the mage!
>So, I hear you may be the father of my brother...
>>
You give a wink at the mage. Who blushes a little.

"So, I hear you may be the father of my brother, knight..."

The knight's horse paces slowly towards you...

"What about it, beast?"

Actions

>My mom probably misses you... You should go back to her. Or I'll take you back.
>Would you care if I ask you a few questions to see if your really Richard's father?
>Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you.
>...We shouldn't be fighting. Technically, we're family.
>Don't you miss my mom at all?
>Write-In
>>
>>942653
>So, I hear you may be the father of my brother...
Be sure to use the Goliath as a human shield.
>>
>>942662
>Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you
>Also Richard is an adult now.
>>
>>942667
This.
>>
>>942662
>Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you.
Maybe he's not a radical and just joined Draconis Vulkaris to get back at his ex which is Karesteina.
>>
"Take off your helmet. I want to see if Richard looks anything like you."

He stops... And hesitantly takes off his helmet. He still keeps a grip on it, but you see a strikingly familiar face... Brown, long hair, and a rather sharp goatee.

Yeah... There's quite a few similarities, but they do look quite different. Probably because Richard is a half-dragon.

Actions

>...How did you meet my mom?
>Get closer to the mage?
>If you want to know where your son is... Put down your weapons.
>I'll tell you where your son is.
>...What is my mother's name?
>Why do you dislike my mother so much? She's a good person. She even treated you like royalty.
>So, would you ever kill a woman?
>You and Richard do look quite similar...
>You know, your son is fully grown.
>Your son was a Hextorian, you know...
>Write-In.
>>
>>942685
>...What is my mother's name?
>You know, your son is fully grown.
>>
>>942685
>...How did you meet my mom?
>Why do you dislike my mother so much? She's a good person. She even treated you like royalty.
We're probably gonna kidnap him.
>>
>>942687
This.
>>
"What is my mother's name?"

"Karestina." He says...

There we go.

"Well, your son is a fully grown man, you know."

"I don't believe you."

You sigh... He'll probably have to see for himself.

"Well, why do you dislike my mom so much? She's a good person. She even treated you like royalty."'

"She's an evil woman, cruel beyond imagine! I would not have my son grow up in her care, nor would I ever fall to her false words and passion!"

Actions

>Try to convince him that your mom is a great person!
>Try to convince her that your mom actually loved him?
>Shapeshift?
>...You know, I think I might just leave and come back with my mom. The two of you should talk.
>Your son grew up to be a moralfa- I mean, a knight like you, you know.
>Talk about something else?
>Come on, we shouldn't be fighting. I'm your... Well, step-son. In a sense. Kind of. It's weird.
>Write-In
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>>942699
>Your son grew up to be a moralfa- I mean, a knight like you, you know.
>Draconic children hit physical maturity faster than humans ya know.
>>
>>942699
>Try to convince her that your mom actually loved him?
>>
>>942699
>Your son grew up to be a knight like you, you know.
>Shapeshift to goliath.
>>
"Your son grew up to be a moralfa- I mean, a knight like you, you know. Draconic children hit maturity phyiscally faster then humans you know."

He seems to not believe you...

So you decide to convince him that your mom actually loved him.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can do this.
+3 if you can provide proof.
+2 if you can guilt trip him over leaving your mom.
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>942711
>>
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>942711
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>942699
Also it might be a good idea to do the upgrade soon OP.
Before we disappear or fall asleep.
>>942711
>You left my mother when she was pregnant with your child? That's just rude especially when she treated you well. And yes dragons hit maturity faster. I'm fucking three years old we have to grow fast as dragons tend to be abandoned at birth.
>>
11+7=18

Success!

"You left my mother when she was pregnant with your child? That's rude, especially when she treated you well. And dragons hit maturity faster. I'm fucking three years old. We have to grow up fast as we get abandoned at birth most of the time."

He seems a little guilty...

"She's an evil dragon, enough said!"

You feel the orb from earlier coursing through your veins...

Seems like your getting an upgrade in the middle of all this.

>Stable Mutation!
>Unstable Mutation!
>Extremely Unstable Mutation!
>>
>>942724
>Unstable Mutation!
>>
>>942724
>Unstable Mutation!
>>
Unstable it is.

Roll me a 1d100
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>942730
Dice Gods aid me and I shall bring you smut.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>942730
>>
Anons have gotten...

Laser Split.

Solaire can now split his laser shot into... Three lasers, rather then just one. They do less damage, but allow you to hit three targets at once.

They do less damage, however.

You return to reality...

You feel your body starting to get a little hot... And eventually it cools down. Huh.

You decide to convince the knight that your mom isn't that evil, and is actulally pretty nice.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can get him to think your mom isn't true evil.

+3 if you can make slavery, killing, and tumbling knights without their consent a good thing.
+2 if you can flirt with the mage a little.
+1 if you can tell him how coddled Richard probably was when he lived with your mom.
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942749
At least it wasn't something shit like corgi legs. Also we can perform lights at parties.
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>942749
>I don't know why you're so worried about him. Mother probably coddled the hell out of him as a child. Bedtime sotrys, cookies, that sort of thing.

Call the mage pretty and ask if she wants to hang out. We can show her some 'magic' (wink when we say this)
>>
13+6=19

Success!

"I don't know why your so worried about him. Mom probably coddled the hell out of him as a child. And probably still now. Bedtime stories, cookies, that sort of thing."

You look at the mage, and wink. You mouth if she wants to hang out and if she wants to see some magic.

She blushes, and doesn't say anything back.

Yeah, she's about to break.

You circle around to the mage, who cautiously backs away...

"...So your saying she's a dragon who treats her child like anyone elses?"
He seems still quite suspicious.

"Of course."

"But she's a dragon. Surely they care less about their children..."

"I think he's telling the truth..." Says the mage. The knight seems to hold her in great regard.

"...Really? Surely, such a thing is not possible..."

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can get to the half-way point of convincing him.

Additional +3 if you can prove to him that children and grandchildren matter A TON to dragons.
+2 if you can be forward (or lewd) with the mage in front of you.
+2 if you can also prove he's being a little racist.
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942749
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942771
Just missed the last roll.
It's the worst feeling when you post and the QM already updated.
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>942771
>Listen the only reason dragons abandon their children at birth is so they grow strong because dragon hunters are a thing. In the end mothers still love coddling their children. And even if one didn't you can't assume all dragons act the same. That's extremely racist. You wouldn't hear me say all humans act the same.

Look at the mage and with a winning smile and say
>Or look that hot.
Wink as well.
>>
Allowing samefagging to be more lewd, forward, and continue to flirt with the mage.
>>
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>942780
Okay time to be blunt.
>So do you want to tumble? Just wanted to ask
>>
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942771
"Mate, she keeps pressuring me to have more children to the point of congratulating me for having sex with anyone of the opposite gender. Admittedly the last time was worth congratulating; twins man, twins!

Now where was I, ah yes, you seem to have a deep seated hate of my race and lack significant knowledge about us. I mean honestly you seem like the stereotype of a 'educated racist'. You think you are on the side of good, that we are some force to be purged? My god, the irony, that when we kill many of your people it is a 'massacre' yet you kill us, it is a just and courageous act."
>>
>>942780
Wait if we can get magic power from wizards can we get it from magic items?
>>
>>942792
Wait, I have yet another speculation of magic items. What if Stojan in WRQ can eat magical stuff/people that aren't guaranteed to kill him like the sword.
>>
>>942801
>Flashback to when we sperged out and bent that sword with the R insignia
>>
>>942807
I don't remember that. I was thinking about the green fire sword we got from that emerald palace.
>>
7+10=17

Failure!

"Listen, the only reason dragons abandon their children at birth is so they grow strong, because dragon hunters are thing. In the end, our moms still enjoy coddling their children, and even if one didn't, you can't assume all dragons act the same. That's extremely racist. You wouldn't hear me say all humans act the same..."

You look at the mage.

"Or look that hot... Hey babe, want to tumble?"

"I mean... I erh..."
She blushes profusely.

"Don't listen to him, he's trying to trick you."

"He seems nice enough, besides... I mean, he hasn't really hurt any of us..."

You seem to have converted the mage to your side... She probably won't take your side in a fight, but seems to want to prevent everyone from fighting.

"Listen... My mom keeps pressuring me to have more children to the point of congratulating me for having sex with anyone of the opposite gender. Admittedly the last time was worth congratulating; twins man. Twins. But where was I? Oh, right... You seem to have a hatred of our race, and lack significant knowledge about us. I mean, you seem like the sterotype of an educated racist. You think you are on the side of good, that we're some force of evil to be purged? By Jupiter, the irony... When we kill your people, it's a massacre, yet when you kill us, it is a just and courageous act."

"You dragons have killed far too many innocent lives and enslaved far too many! You are all a blight on this world, and it is just and courageous to slay villainous creatures like yours! There are good dragons, the metallic ones..."

Something deep inside you just hates mention of metallic dragons. Something deep. You don't exactly know why.

"But the chromatic ones are evil monsters to either convert back to the path of good and rightousness, or die for their crimes against the Gods and humanity!"

"That's awfully unknightly of you. Not all Chromatic dragons are evil..."

The knight seems to be getting a little angry...

The mage seems to be siding with you...

Actions

>Focus on getting the mage to side with you?
>Continue to talk to the knight?
>Try to get the goliath to side with you?
>...So, you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?
>You think that I'm evil because I'm chromatic?
>Listen, my grandfather is chromatic and he's actually from what I hear, a knight like you. You can't assume that because of someone's race they're evil or not.
>Write-In
>>
>>942812
>Continue to talk to the knight?
>...So, you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?

We should remember about the two human slaves we tumbled not that long ago. They'll probably give birth in a couple weeks.
>>
>>942812
>...So, you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?
>Focus on getting the mage to side with you?

So metallic dragons.
Fuck them.
>>
>>942819
But Jasmine is a metallic bronze dragon. Also I think we might've made Dragotaurs silver.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Talk to the knight!
2=Focus on the mage!
>>
>>942821
We made Dragotaur's white
And Jasmine is a half half dragon made from our mutagen.
So obviously she's okay.

But the random metallic Dragons here?
They're our innate enemy apparently
>>
You focus on the mage...

"So you think your son is evil because he's chromatic?"

"He may be, and he may not be! I have not met him at all!"

You focus on the mage...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to getting the mage to side with you.

+3 if you can give her a seductive and convincing argument why to side with you instead of the knight...
+2 if you can be forward with her physically.
+2 if you can tell her why your actually a pretty cool guy...
+1 if you can tell her that she's making the right decision.
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>942832
Let's ask her name while we're at it.
>>
>>942832
"Mage, I know you would love to learn some of the things I know, see some of the things I have seen. Beasts of metal that carry men like horses through the air, spires of glass and metal that stretch unto the sky like mountains, cities that number their residents in the millions and so much more.

And every step of the way, I could be with you. Just remember, this isn't your fight."
>>
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>942821
Also golden dragons are bad apparently.
Very bad for us and our mom.
>>942832
>If your heart is as beautiful as your face you really can't condone genocide of all chromatic dragons. Some of my relatives are actually pretty nice. I have a kid who's a chromatic dragon. Plays with children and likes to paint. I'm not that bad either. I at least try not to be super evil. Trust me. This is the right choice.

If she's close enough we can rub our tail on her.
Or touch her lewdly in some other way.
>>
11+11=22

Good Success!

You get a little closer to her... Your tail lewdly stroking her on the face...

"If your heart is as beautiful as your face... You can't really condone genocide of all chromatic dragons. Some of my relatives are actually pretty nice. I have a kid who's a chromatic dragon. He plays with children... He even likes to paint. I'm not that evil either... Trust me. This is the right choice. You'd love to know some of the things I know, liek cities that number their residents in the millions... Just remember, I could be with you the entire way. Just remember, this isn't your fight..."

You stroke her face.

"Get your claws off of her, beast!" The knight cries.

"I can't condone you genociding an entire race, damn it... It's too far! He's not even evil... He has a heart of gold, I can tell."

The mage is about to side with you...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to finish her off.

+3 if you can promise her that she'll love being with you.
+2 for more lewd physical actions.
+3 if you can continue to make her relate with you... Such as how dragons have similarities to humans and why they aren't all evil.
+2 if you want to be merciful and let the goliath go... And contradict the knight.
>>
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>942859
>Just wait babe. You're going to love it with me. I have the biggest home you'd ever want and if it's too big I can just make you a smaller one.

Do this while wildly flexing our muscles.
>>
>>942859
>And honestly I'd say the onh reason chromatic dragons are evil is because they are abandoned at birth. It's not like they're getting taught morals by anyone. Dragons can be just as good as people. Because they're somewhat similar in that they're affected by their childhood.
>Come on we'll have a fun time. Adventure, Saving some people
Let the Goliath go and pull her in
>Maybe tumble a bit.
>>
Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>942869
Forgot my roll
>>942868
Nice twenty
We seem to be doing well at romancing women.
>>
Critical Success!

"Just wait babe... You're going to love it with me. I have the biggest home you'd ever want, and if it's too big, I can just make you a smaller one... And besides, the only reason chromatic dragons are evil is because they're abandoned at birth. It's not like they're getting taught morals by anyone. Dragons can be just as good as people, because they're similar in their childhood... Besides, we'll have a fun time... Adventuring, saving some people..."

You let the goliath go, and use your tail to pull her in.

"...Maybe tumble a bit..."

You stop flexing madly, and begin to make out with her.

The knight seems... Confused. The goliath seems a little... Confused. And the kobold is no where to be seen.

"How could you!"

The mage ignores him and continues to make out with you... Tongue in tongue.

The knight seems... Shocked. And agape.
You do however, hear giggling from behind you...

Actions

>You aren't going to get any women if you keep on being a racist. Just saying.
>Is this yours? I mean, just saying.
>Ignore him and just make out wildly.
>You know, I love Hitler... But I don't like hitlers who dislike me.
>Turn around?
>You know, racemixing isn't that bad.
>Stop smooching and talk to him?
>Write-In
>>
>>942892
>Ya know women tend not to like racist guys.
>You know, racemixing isn't that bad.
>Turn around?
I don't like giggling.
>>
>>942892
Fly away while they're dumbfounded. We'll return to our mom with a new concubine and tell her about Richards father.
>>
"You know, women tend not to like racist guys. And racemixing isn't that bad..."

You turn around to see a hysterically laughing kobold, armed with a dagger.
It seems he was about to backstab you.

"Oh my Tiamat... I can't believe you actually did it..."

He seems to be laughing quite hard, and has dropped his knife.

"What's so funny?"

"That's his crush, by Tiamat... I was planning to do that... Always said she preferred big guys."

"Yeah..."

"Fuck, you dragons always have the best timing..."
His eyes go wide.

"...Shit."

Actions

>...Smile, and fly off. You'll be back later.
>...Pat him on the head.
>Well, as payment for trying to back stab me, you can be my slave.
>Grab him?
>Well, time to kill the rogue for trying to backstab you.
>Come on. We're both draconic. Why are you trying to backstab me?
>You know, we should team up. I need a rogue in my adventures.
>Wait, you can tell I'm a dragon? I mean, a full-fledged dragon?
>Write-In
>>
>>942917
>Write-In
"You are so incredibly lucky I like kobolds... I'll let you live if the mage wants but in return I expect you to join me on my travels. I need someone to do some sneak shit that isn't a vampire..."
>>
>>942917
>...Smile, and fly off. You'll be back later.
>>
>>942917
>...Pat him on the head.
>You're so lucky I have a kobold friend so I'm not gonna hurt you.
>...Smile, and fly off. You'll be back later.
With the mage in tow preferably.
>>
You smile, and pat him on the head.

"You are so lucky I like kobolds."

You fly off, with the kobold relaxing. The knight immediately begins to yell at him, and the goliath seems... Still really confused.

You meanwhile, continue to make out with the mage.

"Thank you for sparing the little guy. He doesn't know personal space..."

"What's your name anyways, beautiful..."

"It's Valkia..."

"I like it..."

"Can we erh... Can you hold me a little tighter? I'm a little afraid of heights..."

You lustfully make out... And hold her tighter.

Actions.

>...Tumble her mid-air.
>Shapeshift to a dragon form?
>You'll love me and my mom... She always love the women I bring home.
>...I promise I won't drop you.
>...Just saying, I'm not always that much of a good guy.
>You'll love having my children...
>What's your alignment anyways?
>Write-in
>>
>>942937
>You'll love me and my mom... She always love the women I bring home.
>You'll love having my children...
One big family
>>
>>942937
>...I promise I won't drop you
>What's your alignment anyways?
>>
>>942937
>You'll love me and my mom... She always love the women I bring home.
>...I promise I won't drop you.
>...Just saying, I'm not always that much of a good guy.
>>
"You'll love me and my mom. She always loves the women I bring home, and I promise you won't fall... What's your alignment anyways?"

"It's neutral good..."

"Oh... Well... You'll love bearing my children."

"...Bearing children? I thought erh..."

"What did you think?"

"...I mean... You seem like a very attractive... Big strong... Mino-dragon thing... But... I mean..."

She seems unsure if she wants to have your children.

Actions

>Well, with the amount of tumbling we're going to do... You are going to have a child eventually.
>Mom won't like it if you don't. Just saying.
>Well, I could always eat you. I'd get more power that way.
>...Try to persuade her that having kids is a good thing?
>Don't worry about it.
>...Did I mention mutations? Do you want to remain a human or become a powerful half-dragon?
>Write-In
>>
>>942961
>...Try to persuade her that having kids is a good thing?
>...Did I mention mutations? Do you want to remain a human or become a powerful half-dragon?
>>
>>942961
>...Try to persuade her that having kids is a good thing?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince her.

+3 if you can convince her why she should do it.
+2 if you can make her think how beautiful her children would be...
+2 if you can be lustfuly and lewd midair.
+1 if you want to make it sound painless or easy.
>>
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>942974
>Child rearing is a good character building experience. Plus you won't have to do it for too long as they'll age quickly. And they'd be strong proud draconic children with colorful scales.

Then slap her ass midair.
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>942974
>You know you want. You're already madly in love with me so we may as well kick it up a notch. Also the kids you will bear will all be big and strong, like their dad.
>>
"Come on... Child rearing is good character building experience... And you won't have to do it for too long as they'll age quickly. They'd be proud, strong... Big, like they're dad... Colorful scales..."

14+9=23

Success

"I mean... I'm a mage... I have things to do besides have children... Besides... I mean... How many would you want in the firstplace?"

You slap her ass.

"I want all the children. Every single one you can provide me."

She seems a little scared.

"I mean..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish her off.

+3 if you can make her think about all the fun she'd have...
+2 if you can mention how happy you'd be, how much fun they'd be... And how nice and kind they'd be with a mother like her.
+2 if you can mention she probably won't be alone while you do this.
+2 if you can calm her down...
A final +1 if you can actual put a number to the amount of children you expect from her. Feel free to lie about it.

Autosuccess if you can do all of the above.
>>
Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>942998
>Come on showing a bright new mind the wonders of the world, teaching them, guiding them, watching them grow. You'd love it. I'd love it too. And I'll try to be thereto help. And don't worry draconic kids age fast. You won't need to watch them for more than a year at most and it's only two to three kids.
>>
"Come on, showing a bright new mind the wonders of the world, teaching them, guiding them, watching them grow. You'd love it. I'd love it too. And I'll try to be thereto help. And don't worry draconic kids age fast. You won't need to watch them for more than a year at most and it's only two to three kids..."

"I mean... I guess I can do that..."

You continue to make out, and you set down at your mother's lair.
You take Valkia inside... And you see your mom in the middle of her lair, in her dragonform, reading a book.
She looks over to you, proudly. She gives you a wink, and you give her a wink...

Valkia however, seems a little scared of all the slavery, abuse going on... And is starting to think maybe this isn't a good idea.

You take her to your room... Which you actually haven't looked at, but it's quite large, with... Children's toys, nice calming blue carpet floors, and a nice red velvet wall, illuminated by torchlight. Not to mention a nice bed... And it's quite cold and comfortable in here. There's even a small fountain in the middle with engravings. And a note from your mom.

Hi Ren! I hope you like the bedroom I gave you, I had the slaves dig it out. There's also a room in the back for your friends and concubines, a second room for your adorable science projects, and here's the key to your room!
Also, ring the bell if you need anything

-Mom.

PS: I hope you have a wonderful time here! Just ask if you need anything.
Also, can we talk later if you want any slaves specifically to work for you and clean your bedroom?
Love you!

PS (2x!): By the way, please spend plenty of time with me and your father. Your father has these adorable moments when he realizes he's a mortal with a dragon, and I love reading you bedtime stories, and caring for you.
PS (3x): And no, I won't be doing your laundry for you.
PS: (4x): Ok, fine. I'll do your laundry for you. But in exchange, bring semi-attractive men to me once in a while. My concubines died in a freak accident when I rolled over, and I need some more.

Have fun! And don't let the bedbugs bite!


Aw... There's a second extension of the note. Saying... There's brownies on the table.

"Hey uh... What's your name?" say a scared Valkia.

"It's Renexizious."

She seems a little uncomfortable. You decide to make this lovely woman a little more comfortable by calming her down.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to do so.

+3 if you can make her feel safe and secure.
+2 if you can tell her that despite all appearances, your mom is a nice person. And your even nicer.
+2 if you offer a few brownies to her. (Optional for the autosuccess)
+2 if you feel like being physically lewd to her...
+1 if you hint at the tumbling coming soon and what it'll feel like to be tumbling a dragotaur.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>943065
Slap her ass.
Because

Hold her in our embrace.
And ask if she wants a brownie.
>>
11+11=22

Success!

You slap her ass, driving her towards your embracing...

"...Listen, I know just the thing to cheer you up. Do you want a brownie?"

"I mean..."

You take a large brownie, about the size of your fist, and give it to her.
She seems amazed at how large they are, and how rich and delicious they smell.

You eat another one, and only then does it occurs to you how expensive a brownie would be in a medieval setting.
That would however, explain the piles of brownie mix in her lair when you got home and didn't really pay attention to.
The entire set of brownies actually fill up the table, and you see it's straining against the weight. Your mom used her biggest pan for this, which is about the size of your chest. And it is three feet deep of fucking brownies. Delicious brownies.

Holy shit, you love your mom more now.

After heartily gorging yourself on the brownies, you fall to the side, and let out a large burp. You see that Valkia was unable to finish it... So you steal it.

You clear some crumbs off of your mouth... Man, at this rate of eating large tasty pastries, you'll be fat in months.

What do anons?

>Talk to Valkia?
>Try to tumble Valkia?
>Go outside to talk to your mom?
>Talk to your dad?
>Maybe talk to a few slaves?
>Get comfy, and take a nap.
>You need to work off this weight. Exercise.
>...Maybe you should visit the drow sisters. And maybe get them to come up here with you...
>Write-In
>>
>>943163
>Talk to Valkia?
>>
>>943163
>Talk to Valkia?
Let's ask if she wants to raid a dungeon
>>
You decide to talk to Valkia...

"Hey... Valkia?"

"What?"

"Well... I was wondering if you wanted to talk."

"I mean... Sure."

Actions

>Why exactly were you with those guys for anyways?
>How much magic do you know?
>...I just wanted to say thank you for coming with me. I really like you with me.
>...I know your kind of nervous being here, but it's good. My family is really supportive.
>...So is there any problem with you being a concubine? Or a wife?
>Did you want to raid a dungeon with me?
>...So just saying, I'm not actually that much of a nice guy to everyone. But I will be the most nice, kind, funny, and attractive guy I can be, to you.
>So uh... You probably kind of noticed me and my mom are evil, right?
>Hey uh... I was kind of wondering... Why did you fall for me?
>Write-In
>>
>>943190
>Why exactly were you with those guys for anyways?
>>
>>943190
>Why exactly were you with those guys for anyways?
>How much magic do you know?
>Did you want to raid a dungeon with me?
>>
"Well, why were you with those guys for anyways?"

"Well... I thought you chromatic dragons were all evil, with great loot and experience... I mean... You have evil tendencies... But you seem like a nice guy. You haven't forced me to go with you... Your sympathetic... I mean, you confronted the knight to protect your mother, and you didn't really hurt anyone. It was kind of adorable."

"Really?"

"Yeah... But those little hints at eating me as kind of weird."

"Oh, sorry."

"I mean... I guess if you want a reason why I came with you... Mostly curiosity. I want to see if chromatic dragons aren't evil and just get off on killing and massacring and enslaving."

"Oh..."

"So far, I mean... I don't know you too well. But you seem nice enough. You were better then them, actually... I mean... I can't believe the knight wanted to genocide all of you. I mean, I'm not the biggest fan, but that's just a little too far... Not to mention he had his kid with your mom... I mean, if that's true... Then it's evil to kill her. I think. Alignments are... Confusing."

"Yeah... Hey... How much magic do you know?"

"I mostly focus in Evocation and Transmutation."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I'm not too good at other schools, but I focus a lot on making my friends stronger. Like you."

"What do you have?"

"Sure... I mean, I have Bull's Strength, which makes you stronger... Cat's Dexterity, which makes you more agile, Owl's Wisdom... I even have Enlarge Person. Oh, and Dark Vision, and Entangle... I also have Flesh to Stone, Feather Fall, Flame Arrow... A few minor evocation spells..."

Actions

>Well... I can't see about being the nicest guy. But I'll be the nicest I can be for you.
>You'll find I'm a pretty nice guy.
>...Want to raid a dungeon with me?
>I should introduce you to my parents. They're nice people.
>I'll just act naturally then.
>Can you cast one of those on me?
>Write-In
>>
>>943257
>I'll just act naturally then.
>...Want to raid a dungeon with me?
>>
"I'll act naturally. So... Want to raid a dungeon with me?"

Her eyes light up at the "dungeon" part.

"Will there be loot?"

It seems she likes money.

Actions

>We'll split the loot. Fifty fifty.
>...We'll share it. I mean, we are going to be together for a while.
>Let's get going, of course there'll be loot.
>Yeah... But let's do it later, ok?
>Sorry, but I call dibs on all of it.
>Write-in
>>
>>943297
>We'll split the loot. Fifty fifty.
You can't share loot with murderhobos only split it
>>
"We'll split the loot. Fifty Fifty."

"Deal."

You smile.

"...So, when are we doing this?"

"Later."

She nods her head.

"...So, what should we do in the meantime?"

Actions

>Well... Tumble?
>I need to go somewhere below, where drow live...
>I'm going to take you to say hi to my mom and dad.
>I'm going to say hi to my mom and dad. Mom wants to talk to me, after all.
>I'll show you to your room.
>By the way, don't worry about the children thing. That'll come later.
>Why don't I tell you some stuff about me?
>Just curious... Why don't you tell me a little about yourself?
>Let's go raiding now then!
>...Hey, just saying... Do you want to get mutated at all?
>I have a job to do for my mom, sorry...
>Write-in
>>
>>943383
>Well my mom asked me to help by stopping some bandits. Want to come with?
>>
"My mom wants me to help by stopping some bandits. Do you want to come with?"

"Sure. That sounds fun... Dibs on all the robes and magic shit though."

"Got it."

You leave, and your mom gives you a kiss. You tell her how much you enjoyed her brownies and how your going out to do a job for her. She smiles...

"Oh, Ren?"

"What?"

"I packed you your lunch. It's on the table, ok sweetie?"

You smile.
"Thanks mom."

"Anyways... I love you!"
She gives you a kiss on the forehead in her dragon form, and pats your horns on your head.

"Good job on getting more women, by the way. I'm proud of you, sweetie."

You smile.

"Yeah, no problem."

"Now... Do you need anything before you go?"

Actions

>No, I'm good mom. Thank you.
>...Why do you want grandchildren so bad anyways mom?
>I promise I'll get even more women mom. I swear.
>...Hey, mom? I found someone...
>Mom? I heard you killed all your concubines and you wanted me to get more... Do you have any specifics?
>Hey, mom? I love you.
>What happened to that drow virgin anyways?
>...Can you act nice around this one? She's a woman who want's kind people.
>...Hey... Mom? Why don't you come with us?
>Kiss your mom on the nose?
>You know, your the best dragon mom anyone has ever had the pleasure of meeting.
>Hey... Mom? When's your egg hatching?
>...Mom? I have a question... How many children have you had? I mean, your three-hundred years old... I think. You should of had more then three children.
>Write-in
>>
>>943432
>...Hey, mom? I found someone...
>Hey... Mom? When's your egg hatching?
>What happened to that drow virgin anyways?
>>
"Hey, mom? What happened to that drow virgin?"

"...You know, I think he's stuck in.. Poor guy. I think he'll get out eventually." Your mom seems slightly concerned.

Oh god, you don't need the mental image of that

"Oh... Mom? When's your egg hatching?"

"In a few days. I can feel it, Ren." She smiles just thinking about it...

"Oh, mom... I found someone..."

"Oh, who was it?"

Actions

>It was a rather racist knight who hated us dragons.
>I may of found Richard's dad.
>...Why did you have to tumble a racist knight, mom?
>I found a rather enlightened knight who actually knew us dragons were evil and not to be trusted. Redpilled, if you were.
>Write-In
>>
>>943451
>I may of found Richard's dad.
>>
"Well... I may of found Richard's dad."

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how Karestina thinks of him.

+2 if you, as Karestina, can think maternal thoughts towards Richard and why you should give his dad a chance.
>>
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>943467
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>943467
>He is the father of my child. Regardless of my opinion of him Richard wouldn't want us to fight.
>>
15+4=19

Good Success.

"Really? Sir Gullivar?"

"Yeah. That's what he called himself."

"He escaped from me three years ago... Where is he?"

"He's adventuring, mom."

She sighs.

"Well, he's awfully inconsiderate for leaving when I was pregnant. By Tiamat, I shouldn't take such a man back."

"...Mom..."

"Well, your dad would get very angry. I was even considering making that man my husband... I'm not too sure I should go... He was awfully good in bed. And his accent... And his hugs... By Tiamat... He made the most lovely bread, not to mention he was always so determined he would escape..."

Your mom swoons slightly over him...

"...Well Ren... I'm not too sure."

"Why?"

"Well... I think your dad wouldn't like it."

"Isn't he alright with your concubines?"

"Well, I pay special attention to him... And I tumble him every night."

"Didn't need to know that..."

"...Well... I'm not too sure. Does he want to come back to me? He was an awfully charismatic man. Even if he hated me, and constantly thought I was going to eat him or something."

Actions

>Well... I mean... Maybe you shouldn't see him.
>He wanted to see you a lot. (Lie)
>...I think deep down, he loves you.
>I'm staying out of it.
>Maybe you should ask dad if he's ok with you getting him?
>...This is weird... I mean... I don't want you to replace dad...
>...He called you a bitch and wanted you dead.
>I think he has a good heart. He just hates dragons
>You know... If you want, we can turn him into a half dragon or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>943509
>Well... I mean... Maybe you shouldn't see him.
>...He called you a bitch and wanted you dead.
>>
You kinda of feel... Well, you feel like if your mom did meet Richard's dad, that you would be reduced in significance.

...You know... This must be how our kids feel about us getting more then one wife. You know, the ones who care.

Really?

...Yeah. Just think about it. We don't want our mom to get a second husband, and now that she's considering it, we don't want it to happen... Isn't that a little... Hypocritical?

You think... Are you really sure you want to tell your mom not to meet with Richard's dad? He is your brother... But your dad gets cuckolded basically, and... Well... You might get ignored a little...

God, this is a hard decision to make.

Actions

>Tell your mom she should still see him!
>Tell your mom she shouldn't see him.
>Tell your mom that he cared about her?
>Tell your mom that he wants her dead.
>Don't say anything!
>Ask your heads what they want?
>It's not because of that, Flames...
>Write-in
>>
>>943546
>Tell your mom that he wants her dead.
It's the truth.
If she still wants to try for him anyways....
So be it.
>>
I'm going to wait for thirty minutes or until anons respond.
>>
"Well, he wanted to see you dead."

"Really?"

"Yeah... He wanted to kill you to save his son from living with you."

She seems disappointed...

"Well... I mean..."

"Mom..."

She actually looks kind of sad.

"...Just run along Renexizious. It's fine. I just thought he'd at least have good memories of me. Or at least want to say hi to my son. Not kill me and "save his son" from the terrible fate of growing up... He couldn't even be bothered to visit.."

Actions

>...Mom... I mean... If you want, you can spend time with me.
>He's a piece of racist shit anyways.
>Yeah, don't spend any time with him anyways.
>...I mean, I'm sorry. But it's the truth.
>You could always force him against his will.
>Did you like him much, mom?
>...I mean... I'll try to get him to like you.
>I bet he secretly loves the time he spent with you, mom.
>...Mom, he's Lawful 'Good' and your Neutral Evil... It just won't work...
>Richard would understand mom.
>I'll find you a new, better husband, ok?
>Write-In
>>
>>943666
>I'm sorry I guess.
>...Mom... I mean... If you want, you can spend time with me.

Fuck that guy.
Rens mother is an awesome person
>>
"I'm sorry, I guess. Mom, if you want... You can spend time with me."

She looks up at you...

"Well... Am I really that much of a bad person that he doesn't want to spend time with me and visit his child?"

Valkia seems a little confused, and you tell her to wait in your room...

Actions

>Mom, your the nicest person I know...
>Come on mom. Me and dad love spending time with you.
>Shift to kobold form!
>Can I has coowkies?
>Can you read me a book please?
>What do you care what a simple human thinks, mom?
>Did you like him a lot, mom?
>Comfort your mom.
>Come on mom. Me, your children, and your grandchildren will love you forever.
>He's just a douchebag mom.
>He's just a dissident and should be pur- I mean... He'll see the light, eventually. I promise.
>Write-in
>>
>>943712
>He's just a dissenter mom.
>He seems nice on the outside but on the inside he's just a bad guy. I heard him shout about genocide and stuff. I think he's racist.
>Comfort your mom.
>Personally I don't like him. He tried to kill me.
>>
"He' s just a dissenter mom. He seems nice on the outside but he's just a bad guy. He even shouted about genocide and stuff. I think he's racist... I don't really like him... He tried to kill me."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to calm your mom.
+3 if you can remind her of how many fish are in the sea, and how varied they are.
+2 if you remind her she has the best son in the world.
+2 if you can remind her she has a loving husband already.
>>
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>943755
>Come on Mom we live in a world with the of people of different race and variety to the point where not even we could quantify it. And you have me. And I'll always support you and be your son. Always. And you have dad. He'll always love no matter what.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can suggest what your mother could do with you.
>>
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>943769
>We could go raiding, dungeons or towns,. Or I could help you bake.
>>
"Come on mom. It's a world with tons of different people with different races and variety to the point where we couldn't even quantify it. And I'm always be here for you and love you and be your son. And you have dad, he'll always love you no matter what. If you want, we can go raiding... Dungeons or towns. Or I can help you bake."

She smiles, and wipes a large tear from her eye.

"It's... It's fine Ren. I just would like it if Richard could meet his father... He's a wonderful child... If only he'd continue to live with me..."

"Mom..."

"Your brother... By Tiamat, I wish he was still here with me and you, It was so cute seeing the two of you getting along and have fun like little boys..."

"Mom..."

"I just wish his father could see him..."

A stark realization comes over her face.

"...Ren? Did you say... Did you say he tried to kill you?"

Actions

>He tried, mom.
>...He injured me actually quite bad in my side...
>...Don't get mad at him. It's Richard's dad.
>Let's talk about something else mom.
>I didn't even fight him. He just fought me for being draconic.
>Write-in
>>
>>943793
>He tried, mom.
>Let's talk about something else mom.
>>
"He tried mom... Let's talk about something else..."

"...Well... I mean... If he hurt you Ren, he'll pay for it... Now... I think I might make dinner. That sounds good..."

"Can I help you?"

"Sure... I think it would be good for the two of us to make dinner for you, me, and your dad."

You give your mom a hug, and she shifts to her human form.

"Come on Ren. We'll even make dinner for your new wife, ok?"

You cheer, and your mom takes you to her personal kitchen. Due to your short nature, your mom has a slave get you a stool.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to cook with your mom.

+3 if you can think how to combine old, useless slaves and food for your mom.
+2 if you can compliment your mom, and give her lots of hugs to keep her from getting angry at Richard's dad.
+1 if you can adorably suggest a food for your mom to make for you and for your dad.
>>
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>943821
We probably shouldn't add people to food this time.

But let's just remind her she is the best mom ever and give her said hugs.
>>
You decide against adding slaves and food. For moral reasons.

You do however, remind her she's the best mom ever, and give her ALL THE HUGS.

Critical Success!

You and your mom make a dinner fit for the gods, which even Jupiter enjoys a bit. Your dad fucking loves it, and so does you.

Your mom says you cook just like her, and you smile. You do cook pretty well...

After this, your mom is back to normal, and seems to fly off to find Richard's dad, both to confront him and to get him possibly back.
She is clearly not pleased about him hurting you.

You decide with Valkia to attack some bandits...

So, what do anons?

PoV choice time!

>Karestina and the Knight!
>Ren and Valkia, vs the bandits!
>Renexizia's Regency and the Curse of Butter.
>>
>>943838
>Renexizia's Regency and the Curse of Butter.
Time to make sure our empire hasn't crashed
>>
You are now Renexizia, and you feel satisfied that the statue of butter of you in the freezer has been finally completed! And it only costed a few thousand dollars, which brother Revenaris gave to you after you begged. Your dad would of been pissed if you used his money, and Revenaris is more then happy to give you some. He's a nice guy!

Man, you love being regent!

Of course, you haven't been doing much. But things have been cool!

Oh, and apparently a few Russian villages on the arctic coast have had the people vanish in the middle of winter. That's been kinda weird to deal with.

Oh, also you've went to see your mom...
And right now your kinda in the middle of getting hugged by her in her bed with Revenaris. Who has heard how sad she was, and has come over to comfort her.

Of course, you kinda have things to do, but mom has been holding you hostage all day. You haven't even had breakfast yet... Your servant just tells you about the butter statue as you wait.
Revenaris doesn't seem to care you spent his money on it though.

Actions

>Try to escape from your mom's grasp?
>This is comfy! Stay here.
>Get your mom to calm down...
>Ask your mom why she's so emotional...
>Write-In
>>
>>943873
>Get your mom to calm down...
Well now we need to save Russia from dragon bears.
>>
You decide to calm your mom down.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to see if you can.

+3 if you can be really upbeat about calming your mom down.
+2 if you can tell her how much of a great mom she is!
+3 if you can be adorable.
>>
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>943880
>Come on Mom why are you so sad? You're the best. You should be happy. Like super happy. Like I am.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can tell her why she's the best and act adorable.
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>943903
>You're really good at making tea. And your the Queen of Britain. And your a great mom.
And let's try to bury our face in her scales.
Because they're soft now.
>>
>>943909
Wouldn't that make her boobs softer as well?

Liz is now best half dragon simply for not having hard boobs.

19+5=24

Good Success

"Come on mom. Why are you so sad? You're the best. You should be happy and really happy! Your the best at making tea, being a great mom, and being the queen of England."

You bury your face in her arm, and she smiles tearfully.

"T-thank you Renexizia."

"Mom, you should really calm down... You've been crying for two days." Revenaris says.

"C-come on. I... I just... I need a hug, ok?"

You continue being adorable to your mom.

"Why are you sad anyways mom?"

"I can't tell the two of you that... It's... It's personal."

"Mom..."

"Renexizia... Please?"

Revenaris hugs your mom.

"I just can't believe your pregnant again. I'm going to have another little brother or sister. That would be adorable, mom."

"Your right, Revenaris..."

She seems to be cheering up...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to finish your mom off.

+4 if you can suggest to your mom to do a really motherly action for you and Reveanris!
+2 if you can continue to be adorable.
+1 if you can make your mom feel good about herself.
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>943918
Yes.
Yes it would.
If her boobs had scales they'd be softer now.

>Hey you should read me and Revenaris a story
And say please how a child child normally would.


I have this odd instinct that says Renexizia knows she's acting childish but abuses it because she knows it works.
>>
>>943927
They do, so Liz is now best dragon for having very soft boobs for a half dragon.

"Hey, moooom?"

"What?"

"Why don't you rwead us a story? Plwease?"

You look up at her adorably, and she... Well, she greatly enjoys that idea.

"That's absolutely brilliant, dear... But I don't have anything I can read you."

Revenaris seems... Overjoyed.

"You never read me any stories, mom..."

"...I didn't... I... I must of missed that, dear... I think it was because you moved out so young."

"...As far as I know... You've only read a story to Renexizia."

Your mom has a crippling realization.

"I have... Haven't I? I... I don't actually see my children that much... I mean, you grow up so fast and I'm busy a lot..."

Your mom seems to be making some excuses... But you can tell your mom feels quite a bit of regret.

Actions

>You can always read a story to me, mom!
>See? Revenaris is two years old and he wants to hear a story. Come on mom!
>You can just make one up mom!
>Why don't you read one of dad's books?
>...Mom, dad told me that we're just physically grown... Not really mentally, mom...
>Yay! Story time!
>I like it when your maternal like this mom...
>Write-in
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>>943947
Now now she just needs bigger boobs.
>You can just make one up mom!
>Yay! Story time!

At least we know Renexizia definitely inherited Rens bullshit tier charisma skills
>>
"You can just make one up mom."

You give a cheer for story time, and relax...

Your mom calms down and tells you a nice story about some guy called William Morgan who was a pirate or something! It's cool.

You cuddle up to your mom, who hugs you tightly.

"Now, if only your father actually was here."

"Mom..."

"...He likes all the other girls too much. Just saying." She says, bitterly.

"...But Chrysoula gives me piggy back rides and exercises with me..." you say.

"...Well... I mean, I wouldn't mind it if dad took more care of us and less time with women... Just uh, saying." Revenaris says.

"...Let's stop talking about your father, ok?"

"Ok!"

Your mom pats you on the head.

"...You know, I'm sorry about your dad not spending much time with you. Your all so lovely. It's just that he's busy a lot..."

"...I know, mom. He tells us this, and you tell us this."

"Because it's true..."

"Grandma's nice though. She makes me cookies and reads me bedtime stories. She's so nice."

Your mom sighs.

"If I could, I would spend all the time in the world with all my kids. Which are... A lot. And even the kids who aren't mine, ok?"

You smile, and hug her giant belly.

"Ok mom."

"Now... Why don't I read you another story? I miss this a lot..."

After a while she reads another story.

"Mom? I kinda need to do things besides get hugged."

She seems a bit disappointed.

"...I know... I just want my children to give me hugs and kisses, alright?"

"I know."

You kiss her on the face.

"...I love you too, Renexizia... Now, run along, ok?"

You nod and leave mom's bed. You head down stairs to see your... Well... What exactly are you supposed to call the wives of your dad?

Eh... You'll think of words later.
You have a job to do.

You leave...

And run into someone.. A big guy, with a lot of facial hair. He just... He reeks of "nerd", and is rather slow.

"Uh... Hi." He says, awkwardly.

"Hi! Do you need something?"

"I'm uh... Just Claw. I'm your dad's best friend... I was kind of curious if you need any help. You know. Being a regent."

"Why are you asking?"

He sighs.

"I'm uh... I ran out of Warhammer figures to paint. And I was kinda curious if you wanted to do anything."

He seems awkward, but friendly and nice.

"I'm good, thank you."

"Yeah... Hey uh, how's your mom doing? Just curious."

"Better!"

"That's... Good. I just uh... I came down to say hi, I guess."

Actions

>It's nice to meet you, Claw! You seem like a nice guy!
>...We'll be best friends too if your the bets friend of my dad!
>You seem... Kinda weird. Sorry.
>I'm kinda busy... Sorry.
>Did you want to say hi to my mom?
>Write-In
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>>943984
>I'm kinda busy... Sorry.
>>
"I'm kinda busy. Sorry."

"Yeah. It's fine. Just uh... Asking if you needed any help or anything. I'll see you around, I guess."

You nod and leave. That guy was weird.

National Actions: 4

>Encourage Industry!
>Construct government buildings!
>Deal with a issue!
>Try some diplomacy!
>Oversee how the invasion in Korea is doing!
>Oversee how well the invasion in Vietnam is going!
>Try to increase your armed forces!
>Appoint a new minister!
>Check party popularity!
>Spy on a party?
>Check your popularity!
>Check risk of terrorism/assassination?
>Hire some spies in a foreign nation!
>See if your spies have uncovered anything!
>Research something!
>Preform diplomacy with a nation!
>Try to convert to a religion?
>Reform the government!
>Visit the university! You've never gone there before!
>Research!
>Call a cabinet meeting!
>Get more slave- You mean, friends!
>Develop your dad's palace further!
>Write-In

Personal Actions! (1)

>Spend time with one of your dad's wives!
>Kobolds are cute! Go see their embassy!
>See Mikhal? He's your brother!
>See Maria? She's your sister!
>See Revenaris! He's cool!
>See one of your cabinet members?
>Go explore Stockholm!
>Stay and comfort mom!
>Write-In
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>>944004
>Encourage Industry!
>Check risk of terrorism/assassination?
>Try to convert to a religion?
>Develop your dad's palace further!

>Go explore Stockholm!
>>
>>944004
>Encourage Industry!
>Check risk of terrorism/assassination?
>Try to convert to a religion?
>Develop your dad's palace further!

>Go explore Stockholm!
>>
Bump
>>
Sorry anons, but I plan on continuing this tommorow. Kinda busy working.
>>
Sorry about the super long delay, but I'm finally back.

You decide to encourage industry, and see how likely it is your dad or you are going to get assassinated! You also decide to make dad's palace cooler!

Oh. And explore Stockholm, that's nice.

You decide to encourage industry...
You start asking advisors how to do so... It'll take a few days.

MEANWHILE!

In Vietnam, as Charlemagne.

You wake up to the sound of the destroyer's old engines purring loudly... God, why haven't you been moved yet...

You of course, hear a knock on the door. You sigh, get up... And open it.

"Sir?"

You twist the steel bulkhead open to see a ensign waiting. He seems a little startled by your... Well, half-dragon appearance. It doesn't really concern you too much though.

"What? I'm trying to get some sleep."

"Well... There's an issue with the landing party?"

"What's wrong?"

"Well... Most of the officers have decided not to go."

"The officer core is disobeying orders?"

"Well... They'd specifically like you to be in command of the landing. In case of another "Constantinople."

"...What do they mean, by 'in command', because I already am in command."

"They want to you to be in the fray, specifically. They want some reassurance that their higher up... Well, isn't incompetent."

Ah. So they're worried about another Constantinople...

You could just pass it off to another officer and force them to do it, but chances of failure are higher and no doubt you'll get a reputation for being cowardly... This is your first actual command.

Or you could lead the charge. You'd be in the fray, killing and spilling blood. It would be fun... Besides, you know for a fact that their defenses are poor, and you are attacking at night. Besides, you don't have your father's infamous "loud footsteps" problem. Hell, you can hear him down the hallways at times.

>Fine. I'll lead the charge... We'll attack at dawn.
>Force the officers to obey and make them go in. You aren't risking your neck for a simple amphibious assault.
>You'll attack at night in a sneak attack... Brilliant.
>...Let's soften them up a little. Let's bombard the coastline a little with the destroyers... But it may lower the opinions of the residents of the city and damage infrastructure.
>Write-In
>>
>>949210
>Fine. I'll lead the charge... We'll attack at dawn.
Give a rousing speech too before we embark.
>>
>>949210
>Fine. I'll lead the charge... We'll attack at dawn.
>>
>>949284
This.
>>
You decide you'll lead the "charge" at dawn... And you also decide to do a speech.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if your good at speeches or not and can get your morale up!

+3 if you can include God and be religious.
+2 if you can tell them how easy it would be to kill some Vietnamese farmers and how hard it would be to actually fail in such a task.

Autosuccess for good speeches.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949428
Meh I'm not in the mood for writefaggotry.
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949428
I would write a good speech or copy one from a
movie and change some words, to slip it under QM's eyes, but then I'll get a nat 1.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949428
>>
13+4=17

Success!

You go back to sleep and give a rather mediocre speech in the morning. It restores some of the men's morale...

So of course, you prepare to go ashore... You hope that the Vietcong haven't exactly prepared for you yet...

You go in the first wave, with about 250,000 men. More then enough to overpower the Vietnamese.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get close enough to land without being detected.
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949490
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949490
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>949490
>>
17+4=21

Good Success!

Your landing ships cruise to the shoreline... There seems to be no defenders at all!

You shake your head at their feeble defense, and get the men together on the shoreline...

Eventually everyone gets organized, set into groups, and gets ready to assault the city...

You have the element of surprise, fine discipline, and superior morale... They just have lots of cover.

What do?

>Prepare a parade. This city is already yours. They just don't know it yet. You'll march in, boots stomping.
>You'll smoke the defenders out while they're still sleeping. Order the destroyers to bombard the city.
>...Send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy are still sleeping, and to possibly disable enemy defenses.
>Order a full on charge! You'll go in guns blazing... It's best to capitalize on this advantage!
>Send forward scouts to find the barracks and order your infantry to follow not too far behind them... If all goes according to plan, you can possibly get them to surrender the city without a drop of blood... But if there is any actual defense, your soldiers will take some heavy losses from being segregated and possibly ambushed.
>Write-In
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>>949569
>...Send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy are still sleeping, and to possibly disable enemy defenses.
>>
>>949569
>...Send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy are still sleeping, and to possibly disable enemy defenses.
>>
You decide to send some forward scouts to make sure the enemy is still sleeping and to possibly disable enemy defenses...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if an accurate assessment is gotten or not...
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949638
>>
16+5=21

Good Success!

Your scouts come back, and you hear that the local garrison is gathered in two main barracks... Still sleeping from the sounds of it.
You decide to order your men to rush to attack them as fast as they can, and you accompany one company to attack a barracks...

After a quick jog through the city's streets, you get to the closest barracks...

Your men begin to take up positions around the barracks, pointing rifles at them. Your "company", more or less a large squad of soldiers, about seventy in total, point their rifles at the barracks...

You go undetected...

Now... What to do?

>...Time to knock politely on the door and ask if they're willing to surrender.
>...Time to terrify them. Get a melee weapon, and break down the door... They're unarmed, no doubt...
>Order your soldiers to fire. If your lucky, you'll kill most of them in their sleep.
>...Get some gasoline from the jeeps you took her and put it around the barracks. You'll breathe fire on them... Then BOOM.
>Order your soldiers to prepare to breach...
>Shoot a window, and demand they surrender.
>Write-in
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>>949721
>Order your soldiers to prepare to breach...
Breach and clear.
We should make flashbangs if they don't exist already
>>
>>949721
>Order your soldiers to prepare to breach...
>>
You decide to breach...

You order your men into positions...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well the breaching goes.
Additional +3 if you can intimidate them.
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949772
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>949772
Just shout a bloodthirsty battle shout.
>>
11+8=19

Success!

Your men group up next to the door, and prepare to breach...

They check the door. It's unlocked.

They silently open it to a garrison just waking up...

The garrison is so ill-disciplined and too tired to even care that there's a half-dragon poking their head in, with six soldiers pointing rifles in.

Holy fuck, these guys a goddamned disgrace.

Within the next five minutes your soldiers rush in to grab and restrain them, holding them captive.
You have successfully captured half of the garrison...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well the other barracks fairs.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949951
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949951
>>
Allowing a samefag.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>950025
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>949951
>>
OP is probably tired right now. He might've crashed and continue tomorrow.
>>
15+5=20

Good Success!

Just... Woke up.
Need one more update before sleep.

You hear from another report that capturing the other garrison has gone smoothly.
It seems you have captured the city without even a trace of blood... Now, time can only tell for the next city...

NOW ANONS!
Back to the star of the show.

You are Renexizious, and your mom wants you to kill some bandits. Or at least convince them to stop being enslave. Oh, and get her some more concubines. She's running low.
It's like a grocery list, once you think about it.

You also have your lovely concubine Valkia with you... Who's a mage. A delicious, delicious mage.

Sadly, because of the fucking Dracuckius Vulkcuckius, you can't show off your dragon scale and flex your fair ass to all the maidens. You are highly disappointed, but oh well.

Of course, you travel down the mountain...

Roll me a 1d20.

Also, do you want to do any small talk/flirt with Valkia at all?
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>950438
Sure.
Find out if she has any preference in tumbling location or style.
>>
>>950438
Flirt with Valkia a little bit.
>>
>>950452
It seems like the dice gods approve, and fuck it, I don't have work tommorow so I'm just going to chug some coffee.

"Hey... Valkia?"

"What?"

You decide to flirt.

You can either use this natural twenty for flirting... Or just for the random encounter roll.

>Use the nat twenty for the flirting roll!
>Use the nat twenty for the random encounter roll!
>Use the nat twenty on the future tumbling roll.
>>
>>950470

>Use the nat twenty for the random encounter roll!
Dice god always gives us good rolls for tumbling now.
No worries there.
>>
>>950470
>Use the nat twenty for the random encounter roll!
Can we make any mutagens here in Karesteina's place or is that only in our lab. Cause they could be really useful for some stuff.
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>>950493
We can.
I think karesteina made a lab for us.
>>
>>950493
Nothing TOO complex, but Karestina has set up a small science place for you.

Right.
So roll me a 1d20+5 to FLIRT and find out what she likes in tumbling and location.

Additional +4 if you can suggest a form for tumbling. And a location.
+3 if you can flirt with her.
+1 if you can use your muscles to great effect with the flirting as well.

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>950510
>>950503
If we can make a Half-dragon mutagen here, it could play a role in Karesteinas and Gullivers relationship. Also Valkias and Rens.
>>
Rolled 19 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>950510
>So my personal preference is for a smaller version of my dragon form and maybe somewhere like here would do. Has a nice amount of space.
>And I can enjoy the way the light shines in your eyes.

Flex and stretch heavily while we say this.
If he asks why it's because we're limbering up for the fight.
>>
>>950529
>he

Oh god anon no

19+13=32

Amazing Success!

You begin to flex, and you see she stares at you... Not really saying anything. She seems oddly use to this sort of thing.

"So... Where would you like to tumble at?"

"Erh..."

"I know, it's blunt... But I have a lot of forms. A ton. My personal preference is for a smaller version of my dragon form... You know... Somewhere like here would do nicely. Has plenty of space and light... And I can enjoy the way the light shines in your eyes."

She seems flattered... But also slightly creeped out.

"I mean... I kind of don't want to say..."

"Don't worry. You probably like my dragotaur form the best."

"...Hey... I was kind of meaning to ask you... How can you shift forms?"

"Me?"

"Well... I mean, yeah. I've never seen a creature like... Well, what you were earlier. Is that your dragotaur form?"

"Yeah..."

She thinks about it... And blushes a little.

"I mean... You were kind of attractive."

She's understating that.

"So, you were wondering what a dragotaur is, right?"

"I mean... Yeah."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to continue to flirt with her. Even though she wants to talk about other things.

Additional +3 if you can tell her what a dragotaur is.
+2 if you can take a guess at what she likes about them (aka you in particular).
+2 if you feel like totally not making her blush by flirting with her and mentioning the dragotaur form. (+1 if you can include what you think she likes about them.)

Autosuccess if everything is done.
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950567
>A dragotaur is a creature from a different realm. The one that I inhabit as a a matter of fact.

I think she likes how different and unique we are. She's probably never been in a relationship with a Draconic creature before.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950567
>A Dragotaur is basically a combination of a Minotaur and a dragon..
I hope it's muscles.
Or she's into humanoid beast races.
>>950588
GG
>>
Critical Success!

"Well... A dragotaur is a creature from a different realm. Basically a blend of a minotaur and a dragon... The one that I inhabit, as a matter of a fact."

"Other realm?"

"Well... I don't originate from this realm. Actually, I do. It's weird."

"...So erh, how exactly are dragotaurs made at a-"

A realization comes over her.

"...Your probably thinking my mom tumbled a minotaur, right?"

"I mean..."

"Later, ok? But anyways... I really wouldn't be surprised. I should ask her, maybe... But anyways... What did you like about it?"

"I mean... I just think your scales are cute. And your eyes."

"Really?"

"...I mean, lizard eyes are weird... And kind of adorable."

"So, you like bigger men at all?"

She sighs a bit.

"...I'm surrounded by knights and jocks all day... I mean... Not really, to be honest. It's stereotypical for the mage to love knights because they're supposed to protect her... But I mostly am interested in how the biology of that works..."

"Oh."

"I mean... What other forms do you have?"

"Well... Plenty to please you..."

She sighs a bit.

"...I feel like most of what you say is tumble related... I get that you want to tumble me, and make me have your children, alright?"

"How wise of you."

"I'm mostly just interested in how your culture and biology works... I mean, don't get me wrong... You are quite attractive... But I can say that for most men."

"Really?"

"...Once people found out you can make people surrender by being intimidating enough and still get their experience, suddenly everyone wanted to do that... So yes, I'm surrounded by many handsome men who don't know a damn thing and can't separate a pebble from their elbow, or even brew a simple potion..."

She seems to like smart guys... And from what you can hear, has a secret love for your scales and eyes.

Also, she clearly likes you, but keeps claiming she's only interested in biology and your culture... She clearly isn't a person who reveals much about herself.

"...But uh... Can you keep flexing? I find it most attractive."

You smile. She isn't TOTALLY against strong guys... Maybe she even likes them to a point?

"You know... Do you just like me because I'm unique and because I have tons of muscles? And have scales and eyes?"

"...Well... The fact that you aren't genocidal, silent at all times, or having an... Well... I mean... It was an adorable little crush."

"What, that kobold?"

"...He was adorable, to be honest. You know, with his little feet..."

Goddamn it. It seems women are suckers for short, adorable things.
Like most people.

Huh.

"...Anyways... I mean... I'm getting off topic... Did you want to tumble here for some reason?"

"I mean... Would you be opposed?"

Continued!
>>
"Well... I'm still not really liking the idea I'll have to bear your children..."

"Come on... It's only like, two or three."

"...That's a lot... And I'm a mage and an adventure... I still have a lot to do without kids running around... I barely know you... And... Well... I just can't get this feeling out that you want me to have more then two or three."

More like five or seven, am I right?

...I mean, probably.

Actions

>Come on... I swear it won't be much.
>...Try to convince her it'll be fine.
>...You know, we can get to know each other now.
>We can get to know each other a lot better in the two of our embraces...
>Write-In
>>
>>950676
>...You know, we can get to know each other now.
We should bring up the fact that we can change her biology to have scales.
>>
>>950676
>Come on... I swear it won't be much.
>I should also mention draconic children would be close to maturity in around a month. And be superior to a normal human.
>>
"Come on. It won't be too much..."

For us, at least.

"Besides, draconic children would be close to maturity physically in a month. And be superior to a human being... But anyways... Let's get to know each other. We barely do."

"Yeah..."
She seems uncomfortable talking about children.

"...You know, I could change your biology so you can have scales."

"...That's impossible... Not to mention weird..."

Actions

>It's not that bad. I've done that to a few people.
>Come on. You'd be lovely with scales...
>I'm not lying. I can do that on about almost anyone.
>...Come on. There's tons of ways I can mutate the human form.
>Come on... You'd live longer... Longer to master magic...
>...She doesn't like it. Move on.
>Write-In
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>>950693
desu we could tumble her so hard that it'll give her an oophorectomy and she won't be able to have kids
>>
>>950709
>Come on... You'd live longer... Longer to master magic... Get loot.
>>950712
Probably what would have happened to frankizka if she was a normal human.
Still amazed we literally did nothing but sex for days.
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>>950709
>Come on... You'd live longer... Longer to master magic...

>>950714
Weren't we actually tumbling the daemonette when we did stuff like rupture internal organs?
>>
>>950722
In Warhammer verse?
I don't think so.
Frankizka is also a masochist.
Says so in the char sheet.
We found that out because we broke her leg in said tumbling session
>>
>>950722
>>950728
By this I mean we tumbled her for a couple days in Warhammer during which we learned she was a masochist.
Then we attended the bloodbowl then left said dimension.
>>
"Come on. You'd live longer... Longer to master magic... To get loot..."

She seems tempted. That's for certain.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to tempt her.

Additional +2 if you can continue to make her to think of the power and magic she could wield and how powerful she could become with you.
+2 if you can make it sound like people would be envious about her being mutated.
+2 if you can tell her how much she already means to you and how beautiful she would be.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>950745
If Dragons are more attuned with magic:
>Just think about it. All of your peers will be left in the dust, quite literally. Your magic abilities will be enhanced and you'll have centuries to learn it.
>>
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>950745
>You could have your lifespan doubled at least. That's double your lifespan to master the arcane arts. You'd be stronger, smarter, better than a normal human. Just imagine the emvy on their faces.

We should make mutagens that boost intelligence.
And a half dragon mutagen with higher int bonuses.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>950745
I'm against turning her any more draconic than a dragonblood.
>>
17+8=25

Good Success!

"Come on. Think about it... All your peers, left in the dust... Magic enhanced... Centuries to learn it... Smarter, better..."

"I mean... I don't think that's possible... But I mean..."

She seems quite tempted.

"Come on..."

"...Still... I'd rather be human... I mean... People would be weirded out... My parents..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to tempt her further.

+3 if you can tell her that people won't care, will fear her, or won't even notice.
+2 if you can tell her parents will be understanding towards her, or she doesn't need parents...
+1 if you can continue to flirt with her and how beautiful she would be with a half dragon form.
>>
Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>950797
>They won't even notice. I've made half dragons that can shapeshift before. And besides they're your parents. I'm sure they'll understand why you'd chose this. Plus you'd look cute with scales. It'll make you more attractive then you are now.
>>
Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>950797
>I'm sure that your parents wouldn't care too much if you made some changes to your life. Besides, you're a grown woman. You don't need your parents for ever.
>>
"Your parents won't care too much if you made some changes. Besides, you could probably shapeshift, and your parents would understand why you would of chose this... Besides, you'd look cute with scales..."

She seems a little... Well...
She's almost completely tempted.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to finish her off.
+3 if you can continue to flit with her that she'd be more attractive.
+2 if you can foreshadow a bit about how in your dimension eventually she'd be one anyways.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>950846
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950846
>You'd be so much more attractive as a draconic creature. The way the scales complement your skin tone. The adorable eyes.
>Besides in my dimension lots of people are draconic. Some became draconic specifically because it made them smarter.
>>
Allowing samefagging for more compliments.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>950872
>Becoming Draconic really makes a woman well endowed. Not that your in bad shape but moremis always better.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>950872
>Plus you'd have adorable little claws.
Now let's hope we don't get a 1.
>>
So anons. Use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

Keep in mind, it'll count for tommorow's barbaric since it's so late.
>>
>>950886
>Yes!

I'm just in shock now. The dice gods don't like thicc.
>>
>>950886
>Yes
OP that is bullshit your cucking us.
>>950896
I find frankizka adorable because she's smaller than us [/spoiler)
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>>950902
Technically all of our wives are smaller the us. Also THICC.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons!

+3 if you can tell her how big her breasts would become. Purely scientifically, if she went from being 5'4' to being 10'2' roughly.

+3 if you can guess the size of Elizabeth's breasts, a 14'6' half-dragon who's "tracks of land" has increased.

Because fuck it, might as well see if the dice gods actually don't like thicc women.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>950917
Again. The only way I can justify breasts on reptilians is that it acts like a peacocks tail. The breasts are all for show. Either that or they could serve to protect the heart but that's a bit sketchy since only females have that.
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>>950942
He's asking how big they'll get.
Now excuse me while I consult a bra size chart.
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>>950947
At least it's not as bad/lewd as when we talked about the size of Liz's reproductive organs. the image of fitting a double decker bus in there is horrifying
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>950917
If she were a B cup I'd say probably a D cup afterwards.
And Liz is probably a D if she's below average in size or a DD if she's average
>>950953
She could probably fit something larger than a double decker bus.
Maybe a small house?
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>>950953
Wasn't as bad as the time you suggested having more then two boobs.

>>950960
That's slightly horrifying. Imagine just being in that house and she accidentally lays on your house.
For fuck's sake, I'm somehow happy anons didn't get a female protag from the color of their scales.

15+6

Good Success!

"Come on. Your boobs would get bigger and better... It'd be great..."

She seems... Kind of tempted.

"...I mean, I'm alright with my boobs right now... And why would reptiles have bo-"

"They get bigger. Trust me. It's uh... Because the fat goes to them. So eating actually makes your breasts get bigger."

If only that was true. Liz would have the biggest boobs on the planet.

"...I mean... I have a question..."

"What?"

"Why do you seem so... Lustful. You always keep staring at my well... Buttocks or breasts."

Actions

>My mom loves it when I get a new woman and when they have children.
>Well... I mean, it's a good hobby.
>...I don't know why, honestly.
>It's in the genes.
>Because I like tumbling nice, foreign women...
>Am I being a little creepy? Sorry.
>Write-In
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>>950983
>It's in the genes.
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>>950983
>It's in the genes.
>Am I being a little creepy? Sorry.
No doubt from Jupiter and not our human father.

>>950983
In my defense that statement was meant to drive Qouth towards a brain aneurism.
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"It's uh... In the genes. Am I being a little creepy? Sorry."

"Yeah... It's fine, I guess... I mean. I'll consider it, ok?"

"Thanks... So, where were we?"

"Raiding a bandit camp. Or you were asking me to tumble... Couldn't tell which."

Actions

>...I think I was asking you to tumble me.
>Why not both?
>Well, let's tumble after this, ok?
>Let's get this raid over with.
>Write-In
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>>951016
>Well, let's tumble after this, ok?
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>>951016
>Let's get this raid over with.
>Well, let's tumble after this, ok?
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"Let's tumble after this. And get this raid over with, ok?"

She nods... And you make your way down the mountain.

On the way down the mountain, you eventually find a rather large iron axe, which you decide to use. It's large enough for use in your dragontaur form that you can use it as a one-handed object.
Not to mention it crackles slightly, like there's lightning in it.
Cool.

You eventually get down the mountain and find the bandit camp... You don't know what's in it. Maybe a small form would be helpful to scout...

What form, anons?

>Human!
>Halfling.
>Enhanced!
>Dragonblood!
>Dragotaur!
>Kobold.
>Drow.
>Elf.
>Half-Dragon
>Centaur
>Write-In
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>>951051
>Halfling.
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>>951051
>Halfling.

Noice. Lightning is always a awesome power up.
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You decide to shift into a halfling form and scout.
Roll me a 1d20+5 to be sneaky.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951079
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951079
Sneeki Breeki
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2+5=7

Amazing Failure!

You "try" to sneak into camp.

Try.

You sneak slowly into it...

You run face-first into a crudely armored bandit.

"Erh..."

"Uh..."

Both of you seem kind of confused. He also seems to be intoxicated, and only armed with a sword.

Actions

>Make an excuse?
>Shapeshift! There goes stealth!
>Intimidate him!
>Fight him! Go for your massive two-handed axe! Which is too big for you to wield right now.
>Write-in!
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>>951099
>Your drunk and this is an illusion. Carry on.
Charisma Gods guide us
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>>951099
>Shapeshift! There goes stealth!
>Fight him! Go for your massive two-handed axe! Which is too big for you to wield right now.
Shapeshift into half dragon so we impress valkia.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Shapeshift!
2=Drunk illusion!
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Roll me a 1d20+5 to convince him your a drunk illusion.
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951131
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951131
Just start shapeshifting into things to trip him out.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951131
Only an Irishman could be so drunk as to not see this happening
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19+5=24

Good Success!

He rubs his eyes.

"...Erh..."

"I'm just a drunk illusion..."

He seems... Oddly convinced.

"...I should really stop hitting the bottle." He says aloud.

He goes to sit down, and you slip on by...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to scout!
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Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>951150
He must drink alot for that to be believable
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>951150
Fucking Irish
>>
Uh... I guess Dice God is a racist against Irish people.
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Critical Success.

You expertly scout the camp, and even grab some treasure for Valkia... You see there's about fourteen odd bandits, and one passed out and drunk bandit.

You also have a few opportunities to sabotage the camp...

Roll me a 1d20. Only first roll is selected.

Also...

1-5: Three bandits start off drunk and intoxicated and unable to fight!
6-10=Half of the camp is drunk and unable to fight!
11-15=You set the camp ablaze and shock the bandits who are disorganized and unable to organize!
16-20=The blaze is so effective and the drinks so strong that the entire camp can't even distingush between friend and foe!

Also, on a nat twenty, the entire camp runs off, realizing a life of crime isn't for them and that their camp getting set on fire is a sign from their god.
On a nat one, you get captured.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>951197
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You set fire to the camp and spike the drinks with high quality alcohol, and slip away!

You begin to hear cries and fighting coming from the camp...

What do?

>Shift forms! (Specify)
>Get Valkia to cast a transmutation spell on you, such as Enlarge Person, Bull's Strength... Etc?
>Cast spells into the camp!
>Charge in with your axe!
>Just wait.
>Write-In
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>>951215
>Shift forms
Dragotaur
>Get Valkia to cast a transmutation spell on you, such as Enlarge Person, Bull's Strength... Etc?
Bulls strength
>Charge in with your axe!
Commence curbstomp.
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>>951228
This
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You shift to your dragotaur form..

"Valkia, cast Bull's Strength on me."

"Got it."

You feel your muscles gain MUSCLES. You flex, and see your muscles have increased by nearly 6.4 centimeters.
Damn, you love magic...

You pound your first, which is freakishly strong... Hell, you feel like you can actually rip metal in half...

You grab your axe, and charge in.

Valkia follows you, and you see your first opponent, a very confused bandit, who's clearly overintoxicated, stumbling around with a sword.
Hey. He's the guy from earlier!

He doesn't seem to see you, as you are coming at his side...

Actions

>Attack with your bare fucking hands! You'll rip him in half!
>Keep it viewer appropriate and just use your axe.
>You can just get away with knocking him out... Valkia likes soft guys, after all.
>Burrow beneath him. You'll give him a nasty surprise.
>Scare the living fucking shit out of him.
>Calm walk in, and say your a drunk illusion to him.
>Write-in
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>>951264
>Keep it viewer appropriate and just use your axe.
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>>951264
>Keep it viewer appropriate and just use your axe.
doo dee dee doo doo doo
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You charge towards the bandit, who looks towards you. He seems confused, and a little awkward.

"Oi... Why is a lass and a... Scalie thing charging me?"

He looks at the bottle, and throws it to the ground as you are halfway through your charge.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to BTFO bandit.

+4 if you can think how to use a lightning axe to either knock him out or kill him.
+2 if you can be physically impressive to Valkia as you kill or knock out the bandit.
+1 if you can yell something to the bandit about how alcohol is great for you and how he should drink more, or should really see someone if he thinks your just an illusion.
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>951287
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Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>951287
Play baseball.
Throw him in the air then smack him with the flat part of the axe.
He will either die or be unconscious.

Pose after we knock his ass out of the park.
>You know if you can't tell the difference between reality and a drunken dream you should see someone.


Press F to pay respects to bandits
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16+12=28

Good Success!

You grab the bandit by the collar of the shirt, throw him up in the air....

About thirty feet. Holy fuck...

And you aim your axe...

And smack him right in the chest with the axe...

Which electrocutes him, and somehow sends him flying off.

"Just saying, if you can't tell the difference between reality and a drunken dream, you should see someone!"

You hear a weak groan.
It seems the bandit is nearly dead, somehow.
You have no idea how the bandit is still alive.

Huh.

You go more into the camp, and eventually run into three fighting bandits, all fighting each other...
They seem to still not notice you.

Actions

>Just sit and watch.
>Cast a spell or get Valkia to cast one!
>Charge in with your bare hands!
>Use your awesome axe again! Fuck yeah!
>Shout a challenge out to the bandits!
>Write-In
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>>951328
>Use your awesome axe again! Fuck yeah!
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You decide to use your axe again.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for a sneak attack against the bandits!

+4 if you can shock them by doing something intimidating, and think of a way to use your axe against them!
+2 if you can get Valkia to help by casting a spell!
+1 if you can continue being physically impressive.
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951353
Let's crush the skull of one with our bare hands to instill fear.
Then have valkia use on of her evocation spells on one and throw our axe into the skull of the third.
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>>951367
Allowing samefagging if you want to flirt with Valkia or just think of more ways to kill them.
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Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951378
Wait.
Juggle them
And have valkia pick them off one by one with her evocation spells
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951378
Then say this to valkia.
>Step right up Madame! Let's see if your fair hands are also a crack shot.
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Wow.

You rush up to them...

9+10=19

Failure!

You try to grab one, but he somehow dodges you, and slashes at your head...

HP: -250

The other two bandits begin to focus on you, and one stabs at you, while another one's blade is deflected off your scales!

HP: -150!

One of the bandits seems to be trying to flank you and go for Valkia... And Valkia seems to be preparing a spell...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to FIGHT!

Additional +4 if you can think of a brutal way to kill the bandit going to Valkia.
+3 for puns about lightning or one liners.
+1 if you can intimidate them.
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Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>951416
Grab him and tear him in half
>Man the thought of dying must tear you to pieces.
Intimidate the others by throwing the dead pieces of there comrade ate them.
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Well anon, that's a minor success.

Want to samefag by thinking of even more brutal methods?
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Rolled 14 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>951437
Instead of tearing him grab him and twist.
Like ringing out a dish rag.

Or better yet.
Bend him backwards farther than a human should.
>Aw it's so nice for you to bend over backwards for me.

And break his spine.
He's a cripple now.
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14+13=27

Good Success!

You lean towards the bandit, and grab him with your hand...

And you begin to bend him back...

"You know, it's so nice for you to bend over backwards for me..."

You split him in half. You were just meaning to break his spine but... That works too.

You toss the dead bandit at his comrades.

"Man, the thought of dying must tear you to pieces..."

The bandits seem quite intimidated... So you rush forward with your axe, grabbing one by the eyes and mouth, and crushing their skull into a meaty and bloody explosion. The last one seems... Terrified out of his mind, and begins to run for it.

Actions

>Chase after him!
>Throw your axe at him!
>Valkia... Could you?
>Well, at least he won't pursue a life of crime. Go after the rest of the bandits.
>Write-In
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>>951456
>Well, at least he won't pursue a life of crime. Go after the rest of the bandits.
He's probably going to have PTSD. I doubt he'll want to pick up a weapon again
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You decide to go after the rest of the bandits...

You find two bandits fighting each other...

Valkia goes after one, and you go after the other.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to beat the shit out of the next bandit.

Additional +4 if you can think of a creative way to use a spell or your axe at close range on the bandit assigned to you.
+3 if you want to flirt with Valkia while doing so.
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Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>951472
Grab the bandit and cast shock bolt with the hand we're holding him with.
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>>951480
14+10=24

Good Success!

You grab a bandit, and shock him... His face melts in front of you and you throw his body to the ground. The other bandit gets a fireball in the mouth and his head explodes...
Man, magic does not play around.

You go after the final three bandits, who seem to be working together and trying to drag a chest away with them...

Oh hell no.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to charge at them with your horns!
+3 if you can think of a BRUTAL way to kill them with your horns, hands, or axe, because they're trying to steal the treasure!
+2 if you can flirt with Valkia mid-battle!
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>951494
Grab two of them and SLAM them into each other.
Grab the last one and squeeze him in a way similar to a tube of toothpaste.
But fleshy.
Meatpaste.
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